Rodney Dangerfield Wins the Lottery (1985)

[@tchrisou812]

I wish he were still around, I loved this guy.

[@martinroche6645]

tchrisou812 same here

[@mrfivegold]

He’d be crucified by today’s PC culture, he’s better off playing the lounges in heaven.

[@raymondbogert7880]

RODNEY DANGERFIELD ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL TIME THAT'S WHEN COMEDY WAS COMEDY R.I.P 🙏 RODNEY YOU ARE TRULY MISSED LOVE YOU RODNEY🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@Chadech]

Rodney THANK YOU for some of THE ABSOLUTE BEST comedy in history!! Still CLASSIC TODAY!!!🤣🤣

[@ukmedicfrcs]

I love Rodney. You could watch him with the whole family and not be humiliated by swearing and filth. RIP Rodney

[@Mathin3D]

Everybody loves Rodney!

[@friendlyghost6564]

Well.... I saw him that time on Leno...😆

[@mladyisthename]

he constantly jokes about sex, but swearing will humiliate you?

[@ukmedicfrcs]

@@mladyisthename He never out right says anything sexually explicit.

[@Nuttyirishman85]

Kids need that, I got the movie slap shot in my stocking when I was 8 and my mother lost her mind. I snagged that movie and snuck it to my room and my dad gave me the head nod.

[@hamlettelmah441]

I remember having a crush on Morgan Fairchild during the mid-late 80's and into the 90's. Jr. High/HS. Rodney Dangerfield was comedy gold. ✌

[@egman5965]

Forget Morgan, Rodney was the best hands down lol. There will never be another Rodney, or anything close

[@V8AmericanMuscleCar]

Get yourself some kids! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jackmcgregor3334]

Damn that Morgan Fairchild is beautiful

[@TopSecretVid]

Always funny...and mostly at his own expense. Classic comedy one of the best!!

[@zlonxman]

That Morgan Fairchild was hotter than fresh McDonald's coffee in the car in August. Rodney had great taste!

[@MrFligemon]

I'm like a dog in heat beating on my meat.

[@dntlss]

TMI

[@seabassseabass8835]

@@MrFligemon This is why you only have 2 friends 😂😂😂😂

[@eyehatefarcebook11]

oh hell yeah!

[@mrHoppedupford]

I wonder what he nipples looked like.

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Morgan shows up pretty often in the Dangerfield acts

[@bwanabwana9523]

Rodney was the greatest, we still love him

[@ghostbear200123]

"Your balls were in the wrong order."😹🤣😂

[@shazbatagatha6100]

Morgan Fairchild

[@sundevilification]

I believe she is in Palm Springs, at the Autry Ranch...or near by. Morgie!

[@brandoncarlson340]

Thanks

[@lloydkline6946]

❤ her super gorgeous

[@robertemcmanusiii4497]

I miss his humor so. No one like him today, just filth!

[@ericwarnock12]

Go to my KZbin channel for clean comedy.

[@richernest3359]

That B.Mandrels wild side sister??Ha,ha!

[@lloydkline6946]

Greatest stand up comedian ever, Morgan Fairchild looks super gorgeous

[@markjackson2960]

Morgan Fairchild smoking hot

[@dudepool7530]

Thornton Melons evil twin... Although, I do love how every time Rodney portrayed a rich guy, he passes money out like gum.

[@krazyfordisney9674]

Comedy GOLD 😂😂 classic RODNEY!!!

[@NorrinRaddTarot]

Rodney!! I grew up watching you!! Thanks for posting this. Still waiting for footage of the triple lindy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@LarryRomero-p2p]

This is one of my all time favorites. Depicts an exfriend perfectly and how he treated me. 😂😂

[@gamerzero7735]

I looked up my family tree, found out I'm the sap.

[@LogicMind99]

Rodney always thrives in roles as a rich man

[@nigelwilliams9307]

This might be a joke but it's true to life..lol

[@beyondvger3682]

I'm gonna get my bowling ball rebuffed. Lmao.

[@georgehenderson7783]

He got a new one!

[@amc042759]

My old man I sent him a bottle and he's alright. lol! 😄🤑

[@Classicrocker6119]

His balls were in the wrong order! LMAO!!

[@MelvinECagle]

Everyone loves Rodney!! He was like blow up doll that never leaves!!!

[@jameskolan9195]

Morgan Fairchild looks beautiful! I met her at a charity golf event a few years ago and she is still beautiful.

[@georgemichon426]

That's one dish I would love to eat 😋

[@MikeIdy6000]

She's a really nice person, too!

[@Hank13665]

Rodney was my hero!

[@Aivottaja]

Morgan Fairchilds was so hot.

[@haroldbirge6881]

🍀Rodney rocks 😄✌️

[@centralcoastcamper9631]

Truth is lots of people act this way after they win big money, and a few years later they are broke without friends or family.

[@richernest3359]

Hit the mirror lottery every morning it gives me revenge body vibes.Crazy Carol Sings is KZbin magic music lottery amazing love.

[@HugisGuitarOfficialPage777]

I love it!!!

[@byHexted]

It’s so funny how he gives her money constantly she won’t even be reacting to the joke she’s just standing there and he’s like “there ya go”

[@MelvinECagle]

There’s always that special guy that’s part of your life growing up!!! He only comes over when ya father leaves!!!

[@Dclxvi6x3]

I treat my family the same. I never talk to them 😂😂😂

[@dnjj1845]

Lol when Charlotte hugs the lotto guy

[@madhavkrishna2287]

i cant believe it I'm losing to a rug

[@Martian_Manhunter_01]

This is exactly why I'm watching this

[@AnimationNation2004]

Same

[@emmarossignol4445]

I'M LOSING TO A BIRD!

[@jamesshirrell3677]

Rodney was the best

[@Chadech]

"20 YEARS!" "MY WIFE!??" "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE, THIS IS GINGER! " "I DUMPED MY WIFE, BELIEVE ME SHE HAD IT COMING TO HER! "

[@steveguild871]

Take it...for the kids. But I don't have any kids. Well, here then. Get yourself some kids. LOL.

[@jojoexperience]

Get yourself some kids 🤣🤣

[@mayhemx9]

Lol balls not in the right order I don’t think that’s a normal lottery

[@NoosaHeads]

She was sensational, aged 35. Sadly, at 70, shes a faded rose, in the grip of winter, with falling petals and a dry, brittle stem. How cruel and unforgiving is the passage of the years. (But) better to have been stunning - and lost the beauty - than never had the beauty in the first place.

[@osmanyousif7849]

"I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug."

[@kevinshaughnessy2528]

😕 Kids today, I'll tell 👔 Ya, the other day my daughter failed her driving test She couldn't get used to the front seat

[@gamerzero7735]

Why, it took 6 lessons just to get her to sit up in the car.

[@bd5154]

So she's okay with the backseat I bet she must be real popular

[@christophermichaelfuller5448]

Hey, that's Chandler's father running the numbers!

[@userbosco]

Morgan Fairchild! Yummmm! Had a huge crush on her a few centuries ago :-]

[@stevenstair1068]

What a Beauty Morgan is!!!!! And Trump thinks his wife is 🤣😆😅🤣

[@davidleethompsoniii8263]

Just proves.... You can buy.Luv with $

[@davidleethompsoniii8263]

Remember to use cash...

[@joebarr725]

Even if Rodney won the lottery, he would still get no respect.

[@opencarry3860]

Thank You to Morgan Fairchild for helping me get through those awkward teen years.

[@GHC3]

Interesting interpretation, lotteries are not what they are cracked up to be and it’s a curse for those that win it. This reminds me of a short story we read in middle school called “the lottery” except the winner gets crushed to death by stones.

[@hughmoore810]

Master It all depends on a persons state of mind ? For me if I won $25 million it would be a life changing event & certainly not a curse ? Here in Australia lotto wins pay no tax unlike in the USA or anywhere else that does ? I'd buy a nice house away from the hustle & bustle of the city overlooking the beach or ocean, nothing too fancy but above average comfortable up to $3 million. I'd buy 2 new cars, a luxury model, for me a fancy Maserati for special trips & a nice quality sedan like a Honda, Mazda. Toyota or whatever for around town trips etc. where risk of bumps & scrapes are likely. The bulk I would safely invest & the interest would be more than enough to live off. With a few million still in the bank I'd give money to family & friends to relieve their financial burden. A few deserving charities would be considered as well. I certainly wouldn't gamble or invest in high risk potential money making schemes that other scammers dream up. No need to if a person is getting $20 grand per week from safe invested money. I'd make my will & when I passed on my wife & children would be the main beneficiaries of the invested money. Long lost & unknown free loaders coming out of the woodwork would be given the flick in short & sharp order. Travel & holidays would be plenty, so life would be good. Now all I've got to do is buy the winning lotto ticket with odds of up to nearly 77 million to 1 (depending on the game type). In the meantime life goes on pretty much as it always has = basic living.

[@johnbradleyheck8058]

Not crushed but rather Biblical form of stoning to death !

[@therealkingrapcollection7426]

This was good

[@drivenbyrage5710]

He hasn't changed. He is still generous. She hasn't changed. She was just in it for the money. They haven't changed. They still sell false hope. In other words. Bad news always comes in threes.

[@stephenchase5593]

I miss his humor as well!!

[@curtc2194]

I looked myself up on the family tree...found out I was the sap

[@wayne3302264]

Morgan Fairchild, what a dish, cold shower time..........

[@tobbler5601]

I can’t believe it, I’m losing to a rug

[@soydechileyque]

IF HE WANTED, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT. INCREDIBLE. HE PREFERRED TO BE THE KING OF HUMOR AND IS STILL WITH US.

[@AllianceB95]

Well.... This is the proper way of teaching money dont make ye happy... It's nice to have some extra cash so you can spent some money.... But what really matters.... Ill tell ye this... Health/happyness/family.... Id rather be the broke guy and still have my Grandpa around... (And no i aint rich either... i cant buy a house... But im working on it... What i do have: Health and Happyness.

[@markbrown332]

You are so right! I have been from the ghetto to the Penthouse and everywhere in between. We have been brainwashed with consumerism. The greatest joy one can have, is when you do something for someone else, with nothing expected in return.

[@szqsk8]

DieselHeart BR218 I'd rather have the cash. Unemployment, foreclosure, homelessness - been there done that. Money don't buy happiness to be sure but it gives you freedom of choice.

[@AllianceB95]

Right on Mark ;)

[@larry930legend]

From 1985, man what excellent entertainment, however after all the junk on CNN I'm sure Christina Ford would be offended. Rodney may get no respect but he knows how to make an entrance.

[@CapJackson]

That balls line sorta hints to the idea that he didn't have his priorities straight.

[@shaneblake8310]

Ginger was also Chandler's Mom in F.R.I.E.N.D.S right? Now I see why Chandler start using SARCASM as a defense mechanism!!

[@ttmoore4447]

Rodney kept peeling cheese to folks when he paid.

[@armandol2390]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I'M LOSING TO A RUG

[@andiisyabillal1944]

When is that?

[@armandol2390]

@@andiisyabillal1944 Aladdin

[@emmarossignol4445]

@@armandol2390 But when is that in the video?

[@MelvinECagle]

Him and I have a lot in common!!! A lot !!! It’s where we lived???

[@deropol05]

Lmao!

[@BigMikeD10001]

guy cool

[@4IAMATITOK]

i have not!

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

MGTOW

[@fpg213263fu]

My Wife Morgan Fairchild..... Yeah that the ticket.

[@eddymiranda8959]

WoW wow WoW and he couldn't get any Respect what this world coming to...🤣😂😭

[@danifarooq7819]

Chandler's mom lol

[@G1FREAKZ]

no respect 😳🤣✌

[@THEJIG-IS-UP]

Funny!

[@MelvinECagle]

But really what wouldn’t world been like if never been born???? That’s why he was hatched !!

[@funnybones2677]

17, 61, 52

[@l.c.boogie1219]

Lol

[@martinhightower9801]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@robertkelly2559]

Morgan Fairchild is one of the most beautiful pretty woman to ever live guaranteed.

[@MelvinECagle]

But parting is sweet sorrow ?? It was only because we had sugar in our tank!!!

[@DarkCartoon_music]

why

[@edsoderlind7568]

ba domp boomm

[@divinejustice536]

😅

[@phaedrabacker2004]

Poor man.

[@georgehenderson7783]

He might have lost his wife but I gotta say she didn't seem worth keeping. 😬

[@MelvinECagle]

He use sale kisses for nickel as kid !!! They change asked for change!!! Poor guy !! Poor Rodney !! Poor guy!! If he’d just not farted in bath tub his teeth ?? He not had buck teeth???

[@dias8726]

Clout

[@christopherparis6841]

437 in n ill bet he gets a divorce lol or a hitman

[@MelvinECagle]

Poor guy was ugly ?? Omg !! He had snink up on glass water!! But only took bath!!!

[@slowas-hell7933]

Karma is a bitch

[@kitrellheiden7613]

Meh

[@alanrees2066]

The naughty gate unknowingly beam because millennium directly unite down a fascinated chess. bad, coherent hyena

[@Kylepersonal]

Rodney's eyes, he looks smashed drunk.