Ron White Living In A Haunted House - Joe Rogan Experience # 888

[@VredesStall]

@04:27 "You can't un-smoke that joint, can you??". Most gangster thing I have ever heard in my life.

[@WereMike]

"The Howling Between Worlds" - That descriptive gave me a chill.

[@derekd4221]

farts are the ghosts of meals past

[@diggadirt393]

General Grievous Jr. That statement should be on a t shirt.

[@GoldFaceFella]

"You can't unsmoke that joint can ya?!" 😂.

[@diggadirt393]

Whitey Sour. My new rap name.

[@tysswe1]

I made a awesome fart once and my brother believed it was a ghost trying to talk.

[@derekd4221]

farts are the ghosts of meals past

[@breambitch]

Maybe it was a ghost trying to breathe

[@jonathanc4166]

The entity case is the most credible paranormal case study that i'm aware of.

[@romannavratilid]

wtf is that...? what do you mean "entity case" is a movie or documentary or what...? your writting doesnt make sense....

[@jonathanc4166]

@@romannavratilid It was based on a paranormal study done by scientists from ucla back in the 70s.

[@romannavratilid]

@@jonathanc4166 You mean this? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_Bither_case

[@jonathanc4166]

@@romannavratilid Yep that's it!

[@susanelder7192]

Did anyone notice the face in the smoke??? At the top ????

[@tedbundy2819]

Ja it s a demon

[@donaldbarton6701]

Yep

[@sissy20088]

My house is haunted. A man shot his fiancee then committed subside in it. His fiancée lived. There is a patch in the ceiling where one of the bullets went through. Before we purchased the house my neighbors daughter spent the night in it. She told everyone about hearing foot steps on the stairs all night long. We have heard many noises. The neighbors call it the haunted house.

[@jordantbryant9861]

Ghosts are real, when some people die they don't want to go. My basement was haunted with a old lady at a house in chicago my mom bought.. I am someone who tries to justify everything with common sense or science LBVS but there's no way in fucking hell there wasn't a old lady down there. My little 7 yr old sister was affected by it at first, from move in we checked out the whole house and she spotted a "lady" at the bottom of the stairs to our basement. WE immediately dismissed it for she had a imaginary friend named lucas. Lbvs..the basement was set up like a entertainment area for my family we spent alot of time down there. My sisters sightings became more frequent if she was alone we would hear about her, i cannot remember about what she would say to mt sister but something was wrong because it got to the point where my sister would sleep at my cousins house across the street because the old lady started coming up to her room.!!!!!!!!!! She would hear her creek up the stairs Which TERRIFIED HER I thought IT was FUCKING horse shit. I made fun of her for it like any other brother. Lol because nothing ever EVER happened to me At that point My little sister at this point would sleep at my cousins. Stay in day leave at night. Always with me or my uncle(swear to god for like 4 months) So at this point I was pretty much by myself at night there ..mom's was working two jobs because she had gone all in on our new house. First couple weeks . Piece a cake, walking in my draws...straight chillin home alone. Lol I was like 10! Lol One day maybe like 12 at night. IDK WHY but the old lady had enough of me down there... I was dozing off downstairs watching tv and I hear front door open. Clearly heard it open. So I jump up and run upstairs maybe it's my sister. I go upstairs kid you not the fucking doors open. Wide fucking open. So I go outside to the front patio see if I see my cuzin because they lived across street i thought it was them. Playing joke I call them they are all asleep. I go downstairs to turn off tv. It already off. Hmmmm that's strange lol think nothing of it I turn around walk up stairs hit the light switch I immediately remember I forgot my Gatorade I turn around to run real quick in dark and snatch Gatorade bottle when i turned around on the couch where i was FUCKING SITTING!(I GOT GOOSEBUMPS TYPING THIS RIGHT NOW) is a shadow of a old fucking person. I can clearly tell they have a HUNCH back. This might of been in my head but I know the head turned my.direction. let me tell y'all WHEN I SAY I TELEPORTED OUT THAT FUCKING HOUSE ! Should be a under statement.. Long story short/4 months later...my grandma came from Mexico to visit. And one day she tells me in a sarcastic voice you know who was down There. And I immediately freeze cuz I know who and what she's talking about and she hands me those funeral home cards theu pass out with picture of deceased and some prayer...and it was a old lady with a hunch back. And I damn near passed out.. She told me she was downstairs watching tv and a lady appeared out of no where. She seemed disgruntled. So my grand ma being religious grabbed her rosemary prayer and told the old lady that's it's time for her to leave . This her daughter's house now. Your scaring my grand daughter and some other shit. And the next day my g ma went down there in mourning and that funeral card was on the couch. 😦 Many many many other thing happened down there before my.gma the ghost hunter came lbvs.. I have groups of friends I would envite to keep me company after my first experiance and they can vouch for me. My friend Xavier spent the whole might sleeping in my tub because he woke up at 3 in the mouth to take piss and the old lady was standing in middle of hallway!!!!! I know it hard to believe but it really happened..shit seems like a dream/movie now I'm 26. Lol.

[@thelyingfacts4880]

My garden is haunted. The guy walks up and down the garden path , you see him shoot past the kitchen window. He's a good soul ,too. When ever one of children is ill or upset he manifests walking worried like back and forth and one of my boys says he waits by the gate in the morning when the kids set off to school, looking out for traffic making sure it's safe for the kids to step out . Sightings are only in the morning.

[@merkurii3877]

The Lying Facts don't interact with it, because once you expose yourself to the dead, you aren't just opening up to that particular being, you are opening yourself up to all of the dead.

[@merkurii3877]

The Lying Facts just be careful.

[@thelyingfacts4880]

Merkurii Ok! Thanks for the info! 👍

[@jollycooperator2876]

When I was around 16 my brother and I were at my grandmother's house staying the night. We were in the living room playing Diablo 2 at 3am lol. We heard something in the garage and look over and the back door knob turns and then flips up real fast making a loud noise. I thought someone had broken into the side door of the garage and was now trying to get into the house. I ran upstairs and grabbed my mini 30 which we kept loaded for home defense (my grandparents were and still are ve eh cool lol bought me several guns when I was younger and we hunted a lot etc) I went outside first and looked at the back door to the garage and it was closed. I then opened the garage door to the kitchen where the knob turned. Yo make a long story short there was no one in the garage and when we checked the security cameras for outside (there are 7) they didn't show anything for the last 2 hours... This wasn't like some paranoid experience like we literally sit there and watched the knob turn then fling up. It was one of those like French door knobs that are like 3 inches long horizontally and if you pull it down then let go it makes a loud noise. The top lock or deadbolt was locked so even if it had been a person they wouldn't have been able to get in that my brother and I still talk about that to this day how the doorknob literally turned like we watched it turn after we heard something and then watched it fling back up and we go out there all the doors are secure nothing's broken and nothing shows up on three of the cameras that are pointed to all entrance and exits of the garage and there wasn't anyone else in there besides him and my grandparents it wasn't like we had like a cousin or another person there that could have been playing a joke on us or anything like that

[@blakehughes5323]

I really believe that the answer to, "Do ghosts exist?" Would be ignored because you can't have ghosts without having cases of life after death.. i believe in God when I'm in times of prayer because my prayers get answered. Yet when I have dry spells I go on to not pray as much and do more searching for answered. I've seen ghosts many times and heard them. I have friends from high school that will all tell you the same. Yet at times I still doubt. Maybe it's just something we choose not to believe in because it makes us responsible

[@chloekit4861]

Blake Hughes what did you see

[@ddcs0s]

When I was in the 5th grade we lived in this house in Sacramento California ... Honestly at first we thought nothing of it there was no reason to but after about six months weird shit started happening an it wasn't the kind of wild shit you see or hear from the TV it was stuff like things being in super weird places you'd swear someone was sleep walking an doing weird shit at night some times it'd be the TV turning off randomly just weird shit ... The final get the fuck out moment happened when we didn't pay the power bill an the fucking hall light turned on ... My mama said fuck this house an we packed our shit an left up until then my mama (who I was raised by a single mom and had two little brothers) but until that light turned on we always thought it was someone being stupid but we left that house an I found out years later a murdered suicide had taken place in the house The house I'm in now is supposedly haunted by my grandma The story is actually super funny even tho I really don't believe it My grandpa built the house I live in an when my grandma got very sick my grandpa married another woman his new wife was a complete bitch an the story is that she was never comfortable in the house my grandpa built an more than a few people in the family think it was my grandma getting her back for stealing her man ... I don't know if it's true honestly I don't mind my grandma being around she was a very sweet lady an family meant something to her

[@tinaskjelstadmorton4173]

It won't play on my 📱

[@Bootstrap193]

HOW YA DOING TODAY, GARY BUSEY?

[@queenofmoderation7668]

Last summer my mom and I visited Colorado for a relative's wedding and they had us stay in their house which they recently bought. The next morning we had breakfast and my cousin asked us to join her in the basement where they have like a huge collection of vintage wine. When we were reading the labels my mom stopped at a picture of a lady and child engraved in the wood cabinet and asked my cousin who she is. My cousin said thats the previous owner's wife and child. My mom said she saw her yesterday night staring at her for long period of time while she couldn't move and was going through sleep paralysis.My cousin said she found alot of baby stuffs in the room where my mom slept and thinks it was the previous owner's baby room and suggested that probably she is looking for her baby. We all got super scared and sad at the same time. So we prayed for soul and we didnt see her for the rest of the stay. Weird.

[@derekd4221]

Biatch please.

[@terry.norcross4962]

he may experience it 1 day but won't believe till he does ron u handed that just right

[@seandafny]

ok joe but u JUST SAID...

[@masonmoberg6678]

was the guy that rented the attic roger smith

[@chanandlerbong2477]

I saw a ghost as a kid. I think I did anyway, could be some undiagnosed fkn brain lump lel .. but hopefully not. But yeah, i was about 10 and was standing in an enclosed passage that led to the front door of my house, looking at the front door, and _in front_ of a mirror, that stood about waist height, immediately as you enter my house, behind the very transparent fly screen i could see, clearly, standing in front of that mirror a silhouette of a person, like a card board cutout .. 6ft tall i guess (no one in my family is that height) and completely black and still. I froze and had no idea what to do so i asked it (as far as i remember) who are you? what are you doing here? and as i was asking this i was looking back and forth from the entrance to the drive way behind me, quickly darting between one and the other, then in one of those glances back and forth, it was suddenly gone. I'll never forget it and i told everyone as soon as it happened and still know its true.

[@arthurchapa2630]

fuckn right I m from Ft Worth and ran into some Haunted shit for Real that made me a Believer Putos.... Now I live in New Orleans and Holy Shit the shit is real. What the Fuck do you think you're meat suit is plugged into that makes it walk and talk putas . No shit.

[@oone129]

Arthur Chapa can you tell us what you've experienced??? Please!

[@jaymanuel85]

Shit! You better if you dont.

[@derekd4221]

There still isn't any proof. Oh well.

[@tadawala4604]

NOT A VIDEO.👎

[@jasonbladzinski5336]

Ghosts aren't real Joe Rogan!

[@earlmartin2769]

From experience... It's real

[@donaldbarton6701]

@@earlmartin2769 very real

[@DannyWilliamH]

Ghosts don't exist. Mediums are scam artists. But Ron White is funny.

[@ronbergeron9298]

ghost cats are real though, I lived in house haunted by a cat

[@DannyWilliamH]

ron bergeron Of course ghost cats are real. That's established science. I'm talking about ghost people - totally not real.

[@Conda17]

DannyWilliamH - in your opinion

[@Conda17]

DannyWilliamH - absolute fact with no questionability..........in your opinion.

[@Conda17]

Daniel Sepulveda - not an opinion.......in your opinion.

[@richardhowe2386]

Just a case of to much good weed...just sayin

[@coffeefish]

Pots will rattle on a stove top. Not a ghost.

[@wilzyk1161]

now Joe Rogan believes in ghosts. whats going on with this guy?

[@Smorss2011]

open mind?

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

Joe....haha talking about "assuming" that "the transition between this stage in life and the next stage is perfect"....all while failing to mention the fact that the belief in an afterlife is an *assumption* and was made *prior* to his argument (meaning you have to make assumptions before his argument against making assumptions is valid). hahaha

[@Werewolf600r]

TO MUCH SCOTCH RON

[@smellywilly8978]

FIRST

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

bullshit. there is likely no afterlife. **spoiler alert**

[@84sheepdog56]

likely...? lol> better to cover your ass NOW... then when your pant are already down!

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

DRD likely = honest fact based on evidence (and lack thereof, in the case of God and an afterlife) hedging bets = pretending to be moral just incase sky daddy isn't a myth like you know he is I'd rather deal with facts than placate a fictitious monster, but that's just me ;-)

[@84sheepdog56]

o

[@davidjohnson858]

not for you

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

David Johnson not for anyone.