Ronnie Barker - Mispronunciation Sketch

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Gammacrush1971

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@garfield2279
@garfield2279 3 жыл бұрын
Loved watching the two Runnies, brings back many hippy mammories.
@almishti
@almishti 3 жыл бұрын
Aye, it furls me with nasty algae a swell!
@danielriley7380
@danielriley7380 10 ай бұрын
I she hoot you did and I implode 😂👏
@Stormlucy111
@Stormlucy111 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rockydavis94
@rockydavis94 9 ай бұрын
Imogene him trying to rehorse a few leens from a ply of Shakespee like Humlat. “Alas sore Doric. I mew him, Hellatio.” Or “So fowl and far a day I have nit soon,” from Macboth
@joncox9098
@joncox9098 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant 👍🤣
@TheEnglishDane
@TheEnglishDane 4 жыл бұрын
Taking all of his work into account, Ronnie Barker is in a class of his own. The best comedian Britain ever produced, in my opinion.
@johnsmith-rs2vk
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
Even facing up to Grouty in porridge .
@janetmckinnon7061
@janetmckinnon7061 11 ай бұрын
His witty wordplay was matchless and smutfree unlike most of today's so-called comics. Stand-up couldn't stand up to this!😅
@paulmichaelfreedman8334
@paulmichaelfreedman8334 6 ай бұрын
@@johnsmith-rs2vk And he was open all hours, too.
@ThePaulv12
@ThePaulv12 4 ай бұрын
Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Peter Cook, Rik Mayall????
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx 3 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@janetmckinnon7061smut free? You’ve been watching a different Ronnie Barker.
@leopold7562
@leopold7562 9 жыл бұрын
It still amazes me that Ronnie Barker could think up ideas as silly as this, write a sketch that is just long enough to fit everything in, and then perform it without missing a beat AND staying dead-pan throughout. A true comedy genius.
@daremba
@daremba 8 жыл бұрын
You'll find a lot of the Monty Pythons as writers of the show including John Cleese, Eric idle and Terry Jones :)
@musamor75
@musamor75 7 жыл бұрын
leopold A true comedy genius he was, and there will never be another. Absolutely word-perfect. How we miss him. RIP
@notanumber1311
@notanumber1311 6 жыл бұрын
leopold I stink you mean Rodney Barcode, a blue come and die penis. Dong will he be remaindered and leather thong rotten.
@bradsmckay
@bradsmckay 6 жыл бұрын
Terry Gilliam is the only python not to have a writing credit
@commentfreely5443
@commentfreely5443 5 жыл бұрын
you don't need the right worms
@TSIRKLAND
@TSIRKLAND Жыл бұрын
Spoonerisms, Malapropisms, rhymes, alliteratives, homophones, puns, and so many more types of mis-speaking all in one extraordinarily well-written and well-delivered, single take. Beautiful.
@thedolphin5428
@thedolphin5428 Жыл бұрын
My friend, please .... It's not "mis-speaking" its dispronounciation.
@lenicularbensonic4752
@lenicularbensonic4752 Жыл бұрын
Pispronunciation
@Dusk.EighthLegion
@Dusk.EighthLegion 11 ай бұрын
When I was a teenager, I have no idea why, but I would come out with the occasional spoonerism, and no matter how many times it happened, it was always hilarious. Trying to to explain who sang "Thriller" and saying Jichael Mackson will always be a very funny memory for me.
@Axys_0_Rex
@Axys_0_Rex 10 ай бұрын
​@@lenicularbensonic4752whispernancynation is a nun fart you nut con sequence of having a linguage lie kinglitch. When so meanie works sand seminar, it's gonorrhea leaf a cup a few thongs.
@tammygross144
@tammygross144 8 ай бұрын
​@@Dusk.EighthLegion I once told what became a long story, wondering why my family was so captivated, about a problem my dad had that affected his retina. Turns out I kept saying rectum, & they were just waiting for me to hear my own dumb word misappropriation.
@leicestergirl63
@leicestergirl63 5 жыл бұрын
Utter genius. He and Ronnie Corbett can never be matched. Also, my mum always said a good comedian never laughs at their own jokes, and Ronnie's unbelievably straight face throughout this hilarious sketch proves that point.
@thomasrussell4674
@thomasrussell4674 Жыл бұрын
Yet Corbett laughed at their own material all the time and it was somehow still adorable and hilarious!
@rolytnz
@rolytnz 3 жыл бұрын
How the hell does he keep a straight face and deliver that without missing a beat for 4 mins. He was a comedic mastermind.
@crazysoupforever
@crazysoupforever Жыл бұрын
I agree. As a kid I loved it. It is only as an adult that I fully appreciate his genius.
@fifiwoof1969
@fifiwoof1969 6 ай бұрын
Many, many, many years of practice! Single take with a straight face - good luck finding such talent now!
@ceeocknose3295
@ceeocknose3295 12 жыл бұрын
To all non-native speakers who understood even a quarter of this: you, sir or madam, are a god(ess) of language learning. Give yourself a gold star.
@danieljones7843
@danieljones7843 Жыл бұрын
There’s only a few things I’m not sure about like what was the proper song that he interpreted as “go rest your belly gentlemen, let nothing rude display.” I’ve lived in Australia my whole life along with my mother’s side but my dad’s side are from Droylsden Manchester so naturally I’ve been brought up watching shows like porridge, open all hours and of course listening to the goon show on long trips.
@josephsmith2361
@josephsmith2361 Жыл бұрын
​@@danieljones7843"God Rest Ye/You Merry, Gentlemen"
@blueheaven4838
@blueheaven4838 8 ай бұрын
Was Good King Wenslers song popular then
@alasdairblack393
@alasdairblack393 8 ай бұрын
It’s all about context. Sadly the quality of spoken English has deteriorated since this was recorded as is even less intelligible.
@MalevEvans-dw3do
@MalevEvans-dw3do 7 ай бұрын
Well just console yourself by singing the national anthem. It is on the video
@AndyP26Sept
@AndyP26Sept 12 жыл бұрын
Absolute bloody genius! Sir Laurence Olivier once said that Ronnie Barker was his favourite actor (full stop, not 'comedy' actor). The guy was the best...
@OriginUnknown2
@OriginUnknown2 13 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and The Two Ronnies is in my opinion one of the all time greatest comedy shows :D Ronnie Barker (Genius) R.I.P
@MikeeyyP95
@MikeeyyP95 3 жыл бұрын
How does it feel being 23 dick bag?
@jamiegray6931
@jamiegray6931 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeeyyP95 such an unnecessary comment, ha ha! I love it!
@MikeeyyP95
@MikeeyyP95 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiegray6931 I have hope that maybe one day, Dick Bag will return to this video and will acknowledge my comment!
@The-Wordsmith
@The-Wordsmith 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeeyyP95 Where do I sign the petition to make this happen? :-)
@ShaunieDale
@ShaunieDale 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve just arrived from ten years in the future to say I’m glad that the younger generation also like his humour.
@janderson2709
@janderson2709 8 жыл бұрын
A true heinous of comedy. He will be sorely pissed!
@simonsmith2779
@simonsmith2779 8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Anderson Along with Connie Rorbett!
@cameronyoungcg9270
@cameronyoungcg9270 8 жыл бұрын
I hope you meant missed.
@simonsmith2779
@simonsmith2779 8 жыл бұрын
Camerons Gaming it's called a joke.
@peterfluck5636
@peterfluck5636 8 жыл бұрын
Jacob Anderson My. My vmvm m. .
@dmf1301
@dmf1301 8 жыл бұрын
Jacob, you rule... and I'm sure either or both of them would be proud of you too! ;)
@paulreddy3851
@paulreddy3851 2 ай бұрын
I grew up watching British comedies like this. That deadpan expression and the delivery of the lines is absolutely top class
@robadams5799
@robadams5799 Ай бұрын
I hear you. The Two Ronnies, Kenny Everett, Dave Allen, and of course, Benny Hill.
@L2766W
@L2766W 13 жыл бұрын
I grew up watching the Two Ronnies and other BBC shows and they are still as funny today as they were back then. Both Barker and Corbett are great on their own but are WONDERFUL together. Sketch comedy is a lost art and they were masters of it!
@ladyofthewilds
@ladyofthewilds 13 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Ronnie Barker, you were and are still one of the greatest comdians of all time.
@dubchile
@dubchile 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, RIP 💖
@riteshchatur6135
@riteshchatur6135 3 жыл бұрын
Yes he was...
@piero17y65
@piero17y65 3 жыл бұрын
Are you still alive?
@supremefandom6970
@supremefandom6970 2 жыл бұрын
@@riteshchatur6135 He is...
@benpyne1228
@benpyne1228 4 ай бұрын
"Roast in pieces wiv laugh from the Dribble"! 😈
@rockabyebaby6111
@rockabyebaby6111 4 жыл бұрын
Only the British can make me split my sides laughing while they are sat at a desk without any visual comedy, or facial expressions, I admit I can't keep up with Ronnie all of the time, but what I catch is absolutely hilarious.. wish he was still with us .. RIP Ronnie...
@mediocreman6323
@mediocreman6323 4 жыл бұрын
This shows how amazing the human brain really is, because we are actually able to _understand_ this, a computer system would be hopelessly out of its league.
@bobdownes162
@bobdownes162 4 жыл бұрын
This kind of talking is known as Malapropisms. Taken from character in a Charles Dickens novel, known as Mrs Malaprop, The tem can be found in an English Dictionary.
@sophiemilton5939
@sophiemilton5939 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobdownes162 Not exactly the same, but a true, real-life example - Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer was noted for saying things in a similar vein and their first film got it's title from one. Ringo said "It's been a hard days night." The song came later, written overnight when the director realised that they had a great film title but no theme song
@josilvester9159
@josilvester9159 2 жыл бұрын
@Bob Downes, it wasn't Dickens. It was from a play called 'The Rivals' by Sheridan.
@G6JPG
@G6JPG 10 ай бұрын
@@bobdownes162 It's not just malapropisms, there are spoonerisms, and other wordplay.
@bobdownes162
@bobdownes162 10 ай бұрын
I'm sure there was acharacter by the name of Mrs Malaprop in a Dickens novel.@@josilvester9159
@franceskronenwett3539
@franceskronenwett3539 3 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker was not only the greatest comedian there ever was but he was also a genius.
@paulfletcher9684
@paulfletcher9684 8 жыл бұрын
4 minutes and not a smirk or missed word, superb
@richardcavell
@richardcavell 5 жыл бұрын
I once saw some bloopers of this sketch, showing that it took him a few goes.
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 4 жыл бұрын
He had to repeat himself halfway through.
@declanhampson1098
@declanhampson1098 4 жыл бұрын
He was great at keeping a straight face, it was Corbett who sometimes struggled to hold it together, like in the rude party guest sketch, where Corbett starts to lose it but Barker improvised and helps keep it under control.
@GrahameGould
@GrahameGould 4 жыл бұрын
One mistake. He has too starts at "What we need now ..." Sometime around or before 2:00
@asterix811
@asterix811 3 жыл бұрын
How would you know if he missed a word?
@stephenstokes8318
@stephenstokes8318 Жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker was a master of the English language
@MrObiwan1
@MrObiwan1 10 жыл бұрын
Hands down my favourite comedian. Brings back great memories !!
@SwoonMotionography
@SwoonMotionography 13 жыл бұрын
A wordsmith true and simple, total legendary. how he did those skits without even a smile every now and then is beyond me.
@AbdulKuddus-rm4pd
@AbdulKuddus-rm4pd 3 жыл бұрын
The national anthem at the end completely smashed it. RIP comic genius.
@mattinfullvision9598
@mattinfullvision9598 4 жыл бұрын
Think you very much for uplifting this to Yourtube. Ronnie accurately described the pebbles we face on a daily bosis when we can't say worms currently
@michaelacoulthard
@michaelacoulthard 2 жыл бұрын
I can't take Ronnie Barker seriously any more... I didn't understand it at first, but now I find this sketch absolutely hilarious. Not only that, but I'm in stitches, because of Ronnie.... RIP Messr Barker.
@madabbafan
@madabbafan 15 жыл бұрын
no one could deliberately mangle the language quite like Ronnie B. This is one of my favorite monologues he did.
@Chrissy-boy
@Chrissy-boy 2 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker was, and still is in my opinion the most natural wordsmith and King of spoonerisms.
@paulmichaelfreedman8334
@paulmichaelfreedman8334 6 ай бұрын
"Tale of two cities" 😂
@cemalyurtseven8344
@cemalyurtseven8344 Жыл бұрын
Ronnie barker is the man! I’ve watched every episode of open all hours nearly dozens of times each and still do, and it never gets old.
@nunuloki
@nunuloki 10 жыл бұрын
The fact that he manages to keep such a straight face makes it even funnier.
@AngelEmfrbl
@AngelEmfrbl 6 жыл бұрын
The two Ronnie's used to slip up in the ending of the show in their news reel, but this was done on purpose. Those "stories" and headlines were handed to them at the last minute, and the camera purposely landed on either of them as the other finished, meaning one Ronnie would be still laughing at the other's joke when it was his turn to talk. They didn't get much of a chance to look over those scripts before they spoke them, so everything so "natural" in this case.
@geoffreyjonathanwilson5826
@geoffreyjonathanwilson5826 3 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@geoffreyjonathanwilson5826
@geoffreyjonathanwilson5826 3 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@paulmichaelfreedman8334
@paulmichaelfreedman8334 6 ай бұрын
@@AngelEmfrbl Ronnie C: "And it's goodnight from me" Ronnie B: "And it's goodnight from him." B+C "Goodnight!"
@wyesjcbnwr8606
@wyesjcbnwr8606 3 ай бұрын
This is so brilliant, it's unbelievable. Absolutely outstanding script and delivery.
@kimvibk9242
@kimvibk9242 7 жыл бұрын
'Dics and booktionaries' - that one had me in stitches!
@gordontaylor5373
@gordontaylor5373 2 жыл бұрын
I know - I laughed until I went dizzy. So, so funny!
@27Bluebottle
@27Bluebottle 13 жыл бұрын
This man had raised Deadpan to an art form. Sheer brilliance!
@debbaz7476
@debbaz7476 6 жыл бұрын
What a fantastic man, many a laugh watching the two Ronnie’s with my dad. RIP a true comedy genius
@jonmilligan8069
@jonmilligan8069 Күн бұрын
Ronnie Barker was the undisputed master of his art! There was never anyone like him beforehand and will never be again! Absolutely legendary! Written and delivered with precision everytime!
@petergreen2552
@petergreen2552 5 жыл бұрын
Superb. Ronnie Barker at his best. Done in one take too. Absolute genius. He made it look easy.
@mrpaulreay
@mrpaulreay Жыл бұрын
No idea how many times I’ve watched this but I’m creases every time. Best comedy wordsmith I heard. 4 candles wins poles for people who haven’t watched much barker imo this is much better.
@tomd3098
@tomd3098 7 жыл бұрын
Utterly brilliant. Being in my 20s the Two Ronnies were before my time but I so prefer their style and execution, in comparison to many of today's so-called "comedians". Thank you for sharing.
@manos3790
@manos3790 5 жыл бұрын
If you're in your 20's and appreciate Ronnie Barker's comedic genius, then you're obviously a fairly smart person yourself.
@Alan_Mac
@Alan_Mac 7 жыл бұрын
Most 'non Brits' think we do sarcasm best. The truth is that British humour excels when we do dead-pan. This is a rarity elsewhere.
@TheNulligravida
@TheNulligravida 6 жыл бұрын
The Poms do witty satire. It's the Yanks who do sarcasm dressed up as wit.
@tradewins
@tradewins 5 жыл бұрын
Not that rare. The Russians excel at deadpan.
@rivergladesgardenrailroad8834
@rivergladesgardenrailroad8834 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@rivergladesgardenrailroad8834
@rivergladesgardenrailroad8834 4 жыл бұрын
@@tradewins oh
@Bellesabout
@Bellesabout 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to debate this issue at length but my baby is in the bath and I don't want the water to overflow.
@geoffreyjonathanwilson5826
@geoffreyjonathanwilson5826 5 жыл бұрын
What legends they are. Brilliant comedy from the Golden Age of British Television!!!
@foleystephen
@foleystephen 14 жыл бұрын
The last time I cried when a celebrity died. A comic genius who is missed by us all
@superbracey
@superbracey 11 жыл бұрын
I'm always fuddling my mucking words up too.
@MegaTaylor12345
@MegaTaylor12345 3 жыл бұрын
I too am always puddling my worms which cause plumbers with my fryers
@fifiwoof1969
@fifiwoof1969 6 ай бұрын
A single take with a straight face. MASTERFUL performance by Ronnie Barker.
@astront917
@astront917 10 жыл бұрын
Sather and fun,brother and thistle ! Such a genius, I don't know whether to laugh cause its funny or cry because Ronnie's no longer here. Without doubt a superb comedy genius and a gentleman. Rest in peace Ronnie.
@martinjasper7650
@martinjasper7650 6 ай бұрын
They were fabolous - The Two Ronnies, so many amazing sketches...
@LeeLimerick
@LeeLimerick 13 жыл бұрын
You have to admire this man's genius as much as the comedy. Legend! :)
@bridgetchapman5985
@bridgetchapman5985 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Love the ending song! Intelligent humour, great entertainment in those days. Thank you for sharing 😊
@ThreeandAHalfMenBand
@ThreeandAHalfMenBand 3 жыл бұрын
Never will we see comedy like this again. Truly amazing.
@geraldryan8562
@geraldryan8562 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much my sides split, God bless him, what a genius of this world and the next😊😘
@misst.e.a.187
@misst.e.a.187 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! You can't beat the Two Ronnies.
@ianmedium
@ianmedium 12 жыл бұрын
And I am so fortunate to have been born in the right one. You know. I was thinking the other day how happy I am that I was born in 1963. I have got to see so many wonderful things in my life. I would not have wanted to be born at any other time!
@larjanus
@larjanus 13 жыл бұрын
The verbal dexterity of Ronnie B was his trademark...why isn't there a 'LOVE' button on these clips, 'like' just doesn't cut it!
@glensmillie5101
@glensmillie5101 8 ай бұрын
Their brilliance was unheralded and has yet to be eclipsed, a national treasure they both are, instilling the world with a signature humour unrivalled, Bravo Gentlemen, Bravo!
@PaddyRoon7
@PaddyRoon7 2 жыл бұрын
Literally from the first sentence you already know it'll be a Barker classic lol. He's just incredible at this sort of wordplay and complex line memorization
@magillanz
@magillanz 7 жыл бұрын
the story goes that these were always recorded in one take, Ronnie Barker was such a pro he had it down pat before filming.
@elamae2
@elamae2 13 жыл бұрын
Mum and I are sat here both laughing at this! Excellent clip! Love the Two Ronnies.
@wezzmusic
@wezzmusic 5 жыл бұрын
A masterclass in understated British humour. Something our American cousins couldn't match. Fabulous.
@1515327E
@1515327E Жыл бұрын
Please don’t say things like that. Abbot & Costello’s Who’s on First and Tim Conway in anything he did were amazingly funny, and it makes us out to be somehow superior, which is unnecessarily unjustified.
@PLuMUK54
@PLuMUK54 6 ай бұрын
Ronnie Barker, a min who is gropely pissed. Wrist in peas!
@crazysoupforever
@crazysoupforever Жыл бұрын
He was a master with words. His delivery was amazing. How did he manage to keep a straight face with all that laughter? Loved The Two Ronnies.
@stationsixtyseven67
@stationsixtyseven67 3 ай бұрын
He could also do silent (or at least, unspoken) comedy with aplomb. The man was a genius. :)
@anthonybg1000
@anthonybg1000 15 жыл бұрын
this is pure genious and ronnie barker is a legend of comedy. R.I.P Ronnie.
@richardm.4997
@richardm.4997 5 жыл бұрын
Its these kinds of skits that make me love British comedy so much
@moeporcelli1993
@moeporcelli1993 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the Two Ronnies. RIP Ronnie Corbett.
@petergreen2552
@petergreen2552 5 жыл бұрын
The master at work. Done in one take too. THAT is talent.
@keeperofthecheese
@keeperofthecheese 9 жыл бұрын
"Mrs Hairy whitemouse" LOST IT
@G6JPG
@G6JPG 10 ай бұрын
A contemporary of the singer, Hairy Mopkin.
@gashousecreek
@gashousecreek 10 жыл бұрын
I miss you, Ronnie. Your wordplay is still both beautiful and hilarious. Thank you.
@deepakpuri462
@deepakpuri462 5 жыл бұрын
Both of them were absolutely brilliant and never giggled through it rip both of them
@lonmar0612
@lonmar0612 11 жыл бұрын
that song at the end is absolutely classic. In fact this whole sketch it absolutely classic
@MrThelegodudes
@MrThelegodudes 8 жыл бұрын
When autocorrect strikes
@waltdefucq6106
@waltdefucq6106 8 жыл бұрын
That's part of it :D but I think the jokes here are of three kinds: a) the use of the wrong (but a real) word, that sounds funny in the context; b) the use of a nonsense word, ditto; c) spoonerisms.
6 жыл бұрын
Spoonerisms are funny, but almost only when they result in a).
@robertwright7937
@robertwright7937 4 жыл бұрын
With a vengeance.😄
@elliothunter4224
@elliothunter4224 8 жыл бұрын
"To eat, drink and be messy" xD Christmas in a nutshell.
@mm170391
@mm170391 8 жыл бұрын
he says drunk not drink
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 8 жыл бұрын
Even more accurate.
@elliothunter4224
@elliothunter4224 8 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, he does say Drunk. All part of the fun :-).
6 жыл бұрын
Well, if you eat drunk you'll probably be messy :D (*cough*Hasselhoff*cough*)
@janesgems7
@janesgems7 4 жыл бұрын
Or a nitshell
@sharonwray5498
@sharonwray5498 10 ай бұрын
Brilliant my favourite comedian i got my grandad his autograph which is now mine great national treasure ❤
@Mezame9
@Mezame9 10 жыл бұрын
"Good King Wesless arse stuck out." ROFL!
@PalladiumTV
@PalladiumTV 9 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker comic genius
@Gideon235
@Gideon235 12 жыл бұрын
It's the sort of circumstance where you say one thing but mean your mother.
@carlos43g
@carlos43g 12 жыл бұрын
what a lovely person. Iam lucky to have watched Porridge and Open all hours. I felt deeply sad when he died. A fan from Buenos Aires
@SirFailsalot91
@SirFailsalot91 14 жыл бұрын
"Good King Wenslas arse stuck out" I'm singing that in December! XD
@7MatthewJames
@7MatthewJames Жыл бұрын
And his feet were steaming
@ninarizzo7312
@ninarizzo7312 Жыл бұрын
He was brilliant 😂😅😂😅. They were so very clever and funny together!!! Hilarious as always. Unique❤❤❤❤❤👍😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💯🤗👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Richcelt
@Richcelt 13 жыл бұрын
"Good afternuts. How nice to squeeze you." LOL I've got to use that some day.
@paulliddle7483
@paulliddle7483 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Superb
@markajonestify
@markajonestify 4 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker was Great in the Comedy Porridge along with Richard Beckinsale David Jason played the elderly Prisoner Blanco.
@FighterPilot1945
@FighterPilot1945 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant something to smile about in these bad times!
@Insider_English
@Insider_English 9 жыл бұрын
"Good evening. I’m squeaking to you tonight, once again, as the chairman for the Loyal Society for the Promention of Pismronunciation, a society formed to help people who can't say their worms correctly. I myself often use the wrong worms, and that is why I was erected charming of the society. Firstly, let me put you in the puncture regarding our mumblers. Now, peach and every plum of them have a dickyfelty in conversing with the people they meet in everyday loaf. Their murk waits at the fig tree or the orifice, or even in their own holes-min and wooves, sather and fun, brother and thistle- unable to commainicute. Now this can be an enormous bandy chap to our tremblers at all thyme, especially at bismuth thyme, because bismuth is a season of grease on earth, and pigs-will to all men, when the family all get together to eat, get drunk and be messy, gather round the fireside, cracking nits, smelling torahs and singing old pongs and barrel. How many of our rumblers lose out on these skinful pastimes. A very close fringe of mine, for instance, once went carol slinging with the local church queer. But instead of slinging "Good King Wenslas' arce stuck out,” -and his feet were steaming- and sang “Go rest your belly, gentlemen, Let nothing rude display,” which of course caused havoth amonk the queer and deeply uphended the nicker’s white-f. (That is just one instance of what my tremblers have to stiffer with a lipped upper-stuck.) What we need-what we need now is money to build clubs and calamity centres, where people don’t have to bover with the write worms; places where they can greet each other with a cheery “Good afternuts, how nice to squeeze you…” a place where they can play a game of ping-tennis or table-pong, scribble, or nuts and crutches. Many famous people are patrons of the society -er- priddlytricians like Widdley Whitelawn, Sir Geoffrey Whoo and Mr Dennis Holy. Also famous TV nose-bleeders like Reggie Boozencorps, Anthola Ripen and Anna Floored… and of course Mrs Hairy Whitemouse. Not to be confused with Mrs Woodlouse, the hob dangler. Among the aristocracy there is Lord Longfelt. There is the Duchess of Bedbug and Lord Monteboo Goolly. But patronage is not enough; remember the worms of Willi’n’ Shakes-piece, our great national po-face: “A horse, a house, my kingdom for a hearse.” And of course eventually he got all three. What we need is printed matter. Any sort of printer mutter, no mitter what sort. Send your magazines, nose-papers, dicts and booktionaries. Do it now! Bungle it up in pustules and post it to one of our mini branches dotted all over the Bottish Isles. Minchester, Hirminbang, Loverpill, and as far north as the Firth of Filth. We’re also busy setting up outposts foreign pants too-all over the glob. In fact, we have just opened a branch in Siam. And now, in confusion, I would like you to join me in singing the Siamese notional anthem to the tune of “God Save the Queer” (Posts phonetic Lyrics:) Oh what an arce I am! … Oh what an arce I am! … I am a tit Oh what a fool am I… Oh what a fool am I… Oh what a nut I am … Oh what a nit. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
@beccastell6439
@beccastell6439 8 жыл бұрын
+Share your English Good for you! Audio for the H of H! Not enough o that on this yere Toob!
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 8 жыл бұрын
I believe it was "I am a twit" at the end. That's just what jumps out. The rest seems fine in general.
@BartitsuSociety
@BartitsuSociety 7 жыл бұрын
"Owa tanit" - "oh, what a nit". "Nit", like "twit", is mid-20th century schoolboy slang for a silly person.
@Insider_English
@Insider_English 7 жыл бұрын
***** yes-mispronounced
@DieFlabbergast
@DieFlabbergast 7 жыл бұрын
"pigs-will" = pig swill "arce" = arse or "ass" pronounced in an old-fashioned upper-class accent Edwardian
@chegeny
@chegeny Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I haven't seen this in donkeys. We all creased up watching this one.
@britecho8353
@britecho8353 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of comments here about the pure genius of this man. What you are seeing here is just a small sample of his work. Our friends overseas may not have seen him in some of his other great works such as Porridge and Open All Hours. The two characters he played in those series were very different, and very different from the character he is playing here. 'Genius' is just too small a word to describe him. Have a look around KZbin for some extracts from those series!
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434 Жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker, what a comical genius he was, impeccable comic timing. He guaranteed to leave you crying with laughter..
@2sick2care
@2sick2care 13 жыл бұрын
First time I watched this was on the BBC in the mid 70's and it buckled me... I was 7! I've not seen it for 37 (!!!YIKES) years, was stoked to find it and it's still hilarious. He was a comic genius, his timing is impeccable, how's he keep a straight face? Wonder how many takes it took to get right??
@111chris222
@111chris222 11 жыл бұрын
Hadn't seen this one before. Genius, it twisted my tongue just watching it. Great performer Ronnie Barker.
@fleageful
@fleageful 9 жыл бұрын
He was a very funny man. The 2 Ronnies was a staple when I was growing up.
@nesilce
@nesilce 14 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing how he keeps a straight face throughout the whole thing.
@simonsmith2779
@simonsmith2779 8 жыл бұрын
How the fwuzzle did he just dead pan that? I was piddling myself within seconds!
@jamesharvarduk
@jamesharvarduk 13 жыл бұрын
Astonishingly well crafted and brilliantly delivered. Knocks the 'ooh-look-at-me-I'm-so-controversial' comedians, well, into a hocked cat.
@craigcampbell5590
@craigcampbell5590 5 жыл бұрын
Genius in its purest form! God bless you Mr Barker. May queers of angles sing thee to your breast!
@silv3rback87
@silv3rback87 10 жыл бұрын
Don't know how I got here, but I am glad I did! This was truly entertaining.
@nigozeroichi2501
@nigozeroichi2501 3 жыл бұрын
STILL have no clue how he kept a straight face, I remember watching this when I was a wee lad.
@bassace2006
@bassace2006 4 жыл бұрын
A genius of comedy, the likes of which will (doubtfully) never be seen again.
@Th3LightCloud
@Th3LightCloud 13 жыл бұрын
Dicks and booktionaries literally sent me off my chair with laughter... if I didn't have tears in my eyes for laughing so hard, I would just stare at it in disbelief, because this is either unparalleled genius, or an unimaginable amount of patiency, but probably both. Fantastic x 1000...
@gordontaylor5373
@gordontaylor5373 2 жыл бұрын
I know - I laughed so much I felt dizzy for an hour!
@kathhollandful
@kathhollandful 7 жыл бұрын
Flawless performance. What a genius!
@markcaldwell2831
@markcaldwell2831 4 жыл бұрын
Who needs Billy Connelly when you have the late great Ronnie Barker.
@paulmchugh8695
@paulmchugh8695 4 жыл бұрын
Oh please they both are the bollocks !
@DieFlabbergast
@DieFlabbergast 4 жыл бұрын
Billy Connelly? Who he? (as the man himself might say) Any relation to Billy Connolly, perhaps?
@stultuses
@stultuses Ай бұрын
I watched him a a kid and thought he was funny, now I see these skits again and I realise just how genius he was, unbelievable!!! There is nothing today that comes even remotely close
@garylyons6859
@garylyons6859 10 жыл бұрын
"Went carol singing with the local church queer" I was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my face.
@Bellesabout
@Bellesabout 10 жыл бұрын
Shh you're likely to upend the knickers wife!
@robinannaniaz9670
@robinannaniaz9670 9 жыл бұрын
gary lyons DICKS AND BOOKTIONARIES! xD
@arguspanoptes9510
@arguspanoptes9510 6 жыл бұрын
Carol SLINGING
@AngelEmfrbl
@AngelEmfrbl 5 жыл бұрын
"Carol Slinging" he said
@jamesbrice3267
@jamesbrice3267 5 жыл бұрын
@@AngelEmfrbl Quite an apt description given they're usually thrown with deadly force.
@MariaLacsamana-ik3in
@MariaLacsamana-ik3in 4 ай бұрын
This is genial acting ability to make a comedy show to be successful I wish they make shows like this at BBC thanks for posting this on yt 🙏 😀 😊 👍
@johnsmith-rs2vk
@johnsmith-rs2vk 2 жыл бұрын
One of our greatest comedians . RIP .
@essiebl
@essiebl Жыл бұрын
I loved both David and Ronnie in Open All Hours which is still available in Australia. If I ever need cheering up I load Ronnie’s mispronunciation sketch to give myself a giggle
@johngray8249
@johngray8249 5 жыл бұрын
They were brilliant, a great loss to comedy. I doubt there'll be an equal to them for years to come.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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