The Two Ronnies Series Five (1976) I know that this has been posted elsewhere, but I couldn't resist posting my favourite Two Ronnies sketch.
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@abbeyroadstudios49992 жыл бұрын
How on earth Ronnie Barker can manage to do these sketches with not so much as a smile on his face is pure genius. He is arguably one of the best comedians that ever lived.
@jensmith37192 жыл бұрын
The Best, so wonderful that he gave so much happiness and continues to do so, a wonderful legacy, thank GOD for humour, 😇relevant to this sketch, 😉
@stefanufer608 Жыл бұрын
I disagree - there is no argument about it
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
Especially as Fletcher in Porridge .
@geoffreyjonathanwilson9932 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing in my opinion 🙂
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
Harry Grout wing ?
@carolyncopland47233 жыл бұрын
Possibly the best comedy programme ever put on tv - no swearing and brilliant writing. My father was often mistaken for Ronnie Barker and was asked for his autograph on several occasions - one fan was so persistent that my father ended up signing the beer mat on which his pint had been sitting and handed it over. Thank heavens it was years ago before mobile phones! When Dad died, we put his Ronnie Barker-style glasses on the coffin and our parting words were "And it's goodbye from us and it's goodbye from him!"
@christopher-ke9nj Жыл бұрын
Fair enough, honorable mention Morcame and Wise, Ryan and Ronnie, Cannon and Ball, I'll dark comedy ye
@vumba1331 Жыл бұрын
@@christopher-ke9nj Don't forget Dave Allen, he was great too.
@euromusicfreak11 ай бұрын
@@christopher-ke9nj Honourable maybe, but i just shared a another video of two Ronnies and stated that the only other comedic duo they were on par with is Laurel and Hardy, in my opinion Two Ronnies and Laurel and Hardy are miles ahead of Morecambe and Wise and Cannon and Ball
@mypointofview111110 ай бұрын
That's a lovely tribute, I'm sure he would have enjoyed it
@marvinc99943 жыл бұрын
Even by Ronnie B's standards, that was bloody BRILLIANT (and I bet the 'Richard the Third' joke caught everyone out) !
@Andulamb9 ай бұрын
Not me. I realized it could be taken for bird or turd, and figured it was bird so the turd-leaning people would get a surprise, and because there would be more turd-leaning people because naturally it would have been funnier to associate Richard the Third with a turd.
@marvinc99949 ай бұрын
@@Andulamb "funnier to associate Richard the Third with a turd." And historically accurate, too ;-)
@jamesconnolly55129 ай бұрын
Not at all, one of the more obvious ones really
@marvinc99949 ай бұрын
@@jamesconnolly5512 "more obvious" Only when you get to the _end_ of the joke - given the well-known fact that turds don't have wings!
@rosieposie65214 ай бұрын
Not ME, I'm an elderly cockney woman born and bred.🤣🇬🇧
@johnellison16353 жыл бұрын
I'm an Aussie and I understand everything he said. Shows where a lot of Aussie slang comes from. Great video.
@logiclanguagelearningFrench3 жыл бұрын
Goodness anybody would think Britain were involved in Australia’s history hahah don’t tell the Commonwealth haters haha
@martinbayliss38683 жыл бұрын
A lot of Aussies were Cockneys. The Australian and Cockney accent have much in common. Must go to Australia some day.
@dgphi3 жыл бұрын
We would say Reg Grundys instead of early doors.
@davidratcliffe22653 жыл бұрын
Do you know my niece Sue, she lives in Oz too?
@stephengordon99563 жыл бұрын
My father was a soldier and we moved about alot I spent time in S.A and my nana lived in Elizabeth West lots of £10.00 POMS and I really did understand the slang. Lots of good musicians and Singers came out from England and settled in Elizabeth ....
@vietashroffoliver25213 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker was a phenomenal comedian and actor. Absolutely stupendous
@swimasfastasyoucan3 жыл бұрын
Plus he is salubrious...google it
@vietashroffoliver25213 жыл бұрын
@@swimasfastasyoucan Indeed he is
@96BxelA3 жыл бұрын
Salubrious...And you’re point is?
@JontheBerean3 жыл бұрын
You don't hear the same said of Ronnie Corbett very often though
@vietashroffoliver25213 жыл бұрын
@@96BxelA laughter is a great medicine, his brand of humour is so uplifting
@angeladawn80510 ай бұрын
Ah, the beauty of KZbin is that the legacy of these legends live on, to be enjoyed by generations not even born when The Two Ronnies was broadcasted. Many thanks for the upload 😊
@MAte9258 ай бұрын
Safely away from woke censers!
@NPA10016 жыл бұрын
"And the Richard the third flew back to its nest" Absolute genius mis-direction. 👏👏👏👏👏
@vp55 жыл бұрын
Please explain
@Steve_Gee745 жыл бұрын
@@vp5 Normally Richard the 3rd means a turd, but in this sketch Ronnie uses mis-direction as it means Bird
@forestsoceansmusic4 жыл бұрын
There's a Dave Allen monologue where he tells us how the Irish turn the strong 'th' sound into a straight 't' sound, almost a 'd'. So Dave tells us that when the Irish pronounce 'these, that, this and those', it becomes: 'dese, dat, dis, & dose'. Then Dave tells us: "And it's even worse when they try and pronounce Richard the Third." Which is the way I twigged to what Richard the Third Cockney rhyming slang stands for.
@lisacollins58684 жыл бұрын
@@forestsoceansmusic 😄😄😄😉
@lisacollins58684 жыл бұрын
I know!! That was my favourite line too!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@marcuswalters80933 жыл бұрын
What's great about a lot of their jokes was that the audience had to put a little work in themselves. Especially in a joke like this. When you suddenly get, there's the thrill of suddenly being on the same page as the comedian.
@brianedwards71423 жыл бұрын
Barker's passing was a great loss to comedy. What a brilliant comic.
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
Especially in porridge !
@Quelogue13 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this sketch on the Telly when it first came out. So nice to see it again and take a trip down memory lane, although trying to work out Ronnie's version of cockney rhyming slang was a pain in the Gregory. He's been brown bread now for 15 years, but remains sadly knickers and twist.
@htkm11793 жыл бұрын
It remains to our nations eternal shame that this comedy legend was never awarded a knighthood! I miss him so much! I still use “Small brown Richard the third” to this day! We shall not see the likes of his towering talent again! A two Ronnie’s Xmas special! Ah, memories!
@andrewhoward72002 жыл бұрын
Yeah, strange that, when you consider some of people that get knighted. Wonder why.
@kiwitrainguy Жыл бұрын
How many people picked up that he actually meant "bird" instead of the other thing. I did, after a little while.
@jamesbevan75674 ай бұрын
I couldn't agree with you more.
@wightangel10 жыл бұрын
The two Ronnies were and will always be unrivalled and never equalled. Never again will there be a duo who are so talented.
@clickrick3 жыл бұрын
One of the two was rather more talented in the art of comedic delivery than the other.
@clungeest3 жыл бұрын
Morcombe and Wise, The Two Ronnies, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. The last in a line of comic duo's that go back to Laurel and Hardy (we'll skip Little and Large)
@Trev3593 жыл бұрын
@@clickrick Have to totally disagree with you there.
@martinputt64212 жыл бұрын
@@clickrick No, they both amazing
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
Hear , Hear .
@chris0603726 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was about six or seven. The Small Brown Richard the Third had me in stitches, to the point where I had to stick my fingers in my ears and close my eyes. The Two Ronnies and Morecambe & Wise were the best things about the 70s.
@t3chnod3lic3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Dave Allen
@TriciaSenior255573 жыл бұрын
@@t3chnod3lic Dave Allen was my favourite 💙
@maxlove49063 жыл бұрын
@@t3chnod3lic plus Dick Emery and Benny Hill, and good ol' Frank Spencer of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em!! The 70's were a very special time, indeed.
@deborahhallam72008 жыл бұрын
Modern comics have a long, long, long way to go until they achieve this genius of word play and timing.
@AutomaticDuck3007 жыл бұрын
Deborah Hallam Nowadays it's just "Let me tell you a long and rambling story about being middle aged and having kids and hope that it's funny along the way." Comedy these days is so inoffensive that it makes me sick.
@RatelHBadger7 жыл бұрын
LemonZeppelin clearly you haven't seen any Frankie Boyle
@karlcalito59166 жыл бұрын
Ratel.H Badger Frankie Boyle is Fantastic at stand up, but this is comedy acting, different set of skills required to achieve the exceptional brilliance of Ronnie B.
@MythicSuns6 жыл бұрын
POPULAR modern comics, there's probably thousands of comics out there just as good as the Two Ronnies but they're not getting any of the limelight. And it doesn't help that people these days don't like having to use their brains a little to understand the comedy.
@commentfreely54435 жыл бұрын
st cain and abel
@chriswilson24312 жыл бұрын
Well, here I am again leaving a second comment on this timeless masterpiece. My grandfather was a cockney born in the early 1920’s and when I was growing up, I remember him using a lot of Cockney rhyming slang in his normal conversation. Rewatching this just makes me die laughing and helps me remember happy times with my grandad. Ronnie Barker, I think, will always be remembered for being one of the truly great comedians of all time. I bet the whole team had a hoot making this one! Keep the old time alive, people. They were better times and people don’t take offence as they seem to today. The fun in life was always enjoyed and I for one, will continue to try and make light of dull situations.
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
SPOT ON !
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
Especially as Fletcher in Porridge .
@admiralcraddock4648 ай бұрын
Yes, check out the Jewish insurance and Arab in a shop sketch
@Shortcutguitlssns3 жыл бұрын
How these guys could remember their lines week after week is beyond me.Superlative talents.both of them,especially Ronnie Barker.
@InternationalScot3 жыл бұрын
Genius! Literally laugh out loud funny. There is more than one level of humour going on here. On the one hand he’s very cleverly using Cockney rhyming slang correctly but on the other hand he’s parodying the type of vicar who’s trying to connect with his audience using their language but he makes hilarious mistakes that only the audience recognises. Ronnie Barker really was something special.
@pengiegooners6 жыл бұрын
Never again will we see such talent
@rickremco62753 жыл бұрын
One of the advantages of old age - we have enjoyed things that would not be allowed today.
@oludotunjohnshowemimo4343 жыл бұрын
Absolutely funny sketch from the late, great Ronnie Barker. Barker and Corbett always guaranteed to make you laugh all the time.
@PhilORourke3 жыл бұрын
Absolute Genius of writing, probably wrote by himself, under his pseudonym Gerald Wiley. A truly gifted comedian, and acting chameleon. When comedy meant comedy.
@thomaselliott5733 жыл бұрын
One of the few great masters of comedy. His dedication, genius and enjoyment must have been a great reward for him.
@jenniferc233 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of my grandad and his sense of humour. Always using language for fun. What a brilliant sketch. 'a stewed prune'- genius.
@andrewt773510 жыл бұрын
They played this at ronnies funeral, I led me here absolute legend RIP
@andrewtongue7084 Жыл бұрын
Inoffensive, & without tribulation....Barker's genius only gets better with age !!
@SpeckleKen3 жыл бұрын
Now play it again and picture a room full of confused-looking Post-Millennials watching this - makes it funnier still!
@hmocreations11202 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@philipb21349 ай бұрын
I had lived in western London for many years, and after college I got a job where some good chums kept talking in rhyming slang. Most of it I could work out... but was befuddled when they spoke of 'king and barns". Carns? starns? parns? Nothing made sense... until I learned that King and Barnes was their favourite beer.
@bobdobalina8383 жыл бұрын
Comic genius. And I'm an American! ( okay my dad was English, so I get it). Grew up on this and Benny Hill in the states, who you should be proud of, you guys, not ashamed.
@PaleyDaley Жыл бұрын
His linguistic and comedic genius never ceases to amaze me.
@cylon65 жыл бұрын
The small brown Richard The Third gag is brilliant, especially the audience reaction when they realise it means something else.
@michaelodonovan74053 жыл бұрын
Just came across a Spike Milligan war story where he calls a toilet attendant....a Richard The III Strangler...can't believe I found two versions of the same joke on the same night.
@Mortimer501459 ай бұрын
A classic piece of mis-direction by Ronnie B. He really was a consumate wordsmith. I liked his various "speeches on behalf of a worthy organisation" (eg "The Loyal Society for the Pispronunciation of Worms") sketches in the vaarious Two Ronnies shows. His two skills were first of all to write the sketches in the first place (often credited as pseudonym Gerald Wiley) and then to be able to perform them without even the slightest hint of a smirk when *he* was the one who knew what he was about to say - apart from pausing for audience reaction where necessary he kept a perfectly straight face.
@chriswilson24313 жыл бұрын
What a man!!! The one and only - true professional.
@MisterPeterColeman7 жыл бұрын
I understood the whole thing. We have a small amount of rhyming slang over here too. It was brought back to Ireland by returning emigrants years ago. I love the two Ronnies. They're a barrel of "wild Giraffes". I had an English friend over here and he told me that Stella Artois became Stella, then Nelson Mandela, then just "Nelson". So a pint of Nelson is a pint of Stella Artois. P.S. You'd wanna have a grapes, there's a pen off your plates. (grapes, grapes of wrath, bath, pen, pen and ink, stink, plates, plates of meat, feet)
@geoffboxell93012 жыл бұрын
Stella Artois, according to two of my Kiwi sons who worked bars in England, is also know as "Wife Beater".
@sauki23483 жыл бұрын
This is so bloody brilliant. I though I was going to gypsy kiss my pants!!
@nickwilson26374 жыл бұрын
I would pay good bees and honey to have as good a bubble bath as I got from this sketch, again. You're also doing pretty good to get this sketch if you are a septic tank 😉.
@briananthony40443 жыл бұрын
Mmm bees and honey = money, bubble bath = laugh, septic tank = I wonder, Yank?
@karphin13 жыл бұрын
My grandmother was an East Londoner, so my Dad used to use the odd rhyming slang expression. I’m in Canada! I would ask him what he meant by, “where’s my titfer ?” Tit for tat, my hat.
@noncompliant43163 жыл бұрын
@@karphin1 That is why we "blow raspberries!" As in, "I just blew a raspberry tart."
@ScottJB3 жыл бұрын
We sceptic tanks across the magic wand do sometimes catch what's going on. We're not all a lot of Berkshire Hunts who don't know Brad Pitt 😉
@ianworthington23243 жыл бұрын
Not sure about being a septic tank but I do recall having one.
@annoyingtosaytheleast11 ай бұрын
This is a pure comedy genius it’s in every molecule of his being it’s his entire essence. These people should be cherished as they bring so many smiles and laughter to the world
@franceleeparis373 жыл бұрын
Best of British comedy.. witty and clever without being vulgar... ‘tis a pity half the English speaking world would not understand it... something about knowing how to speak English but not really understanding it...
@nigozeroichi25013 жыл бұрын
I love the two Ronnie's, I'm always amazed they could do it with the most serious look on their faces, true artists of their craft😁 And so it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him, GOODNIGHT😆
@65BigNorm2 жыл бұрын
Remember watching that as a kid when it came out and it still leaves me in tears of laughter everytime I see it 😂
@hanniballecterspsychiatris86136 жыл бұрын
The audio of this was played at my uncle's funeral. Lightened the mood somewhat
@TheSmart-CasualGamer3 жыл бұрын
This is one of those things where you know exactly what's coming, but it's hilarious anyway.
@annedunne45263 жыл бұрын
Always perfectly written and performed. They were geniuses these two. A particular favourite of my much missed father. The wordplay sketches were the best and the musical numbers hilarious.
@newdiggszweiundsiebzig8 ай бұрын
Yep - I remember watching with my Dad back as a kid in the 70s and Dad would be in stitches. Happy memories 😊
@chris-rfs Жыл бұрын
Classic!...and pure genius. Comedy from my teen years.👍👍
@JLewis-nk2dg8 жыл бұрын
I'm getting only about every third rhyme, but it's hilarious.
@michaeltaubenhaus60328 жыл бұрын
+J. Lewis I do believe Harrap's have printed a dictionary on Cockney Rhyming Slang. Probably available on many bookseller sites.
@carolwaugh54666 ай бұрын
I too found this brilliant. My father taught me a lot of rhyming Cockney slang. Quite a brilliant concept. Thanks for video
@britishpatriot8123 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this before. Pure comedy gold. There used to be a pub in Leeds called the Brahms and Liszt. I kept waiting for him say that.
@sisgaia7 жыл бұрын
As a Yank, I didn't follow all of this, but I got enough to get some good laughs. I am, I expect, one of the few in the US who are familiar with The Two Ronnies, and I enjoyed watching the show when it was on PBS.
@gabrielcusack-mercedez88595 жыл бұрын
sisgaia present
@briananthony40443 жыл бұрын
So you're a ''septic tank'' then?
@duckduckgoismuchbetter6 жыл бұрын
I'm 51 & was raised in the Appalachians, where there is a considerable, although ancient, Scotch-Irish ancestry. And some English as well. There may possibly have been some residual Cockney influence among some of the descendants of the people who emigrated there. Point is, while I have never heard of Cockney rhyming slang before (although I've occasionally heard it on TV, but didn't know what it was, except "Englishmen talking amusing nonsense") I seem to have a faint, wispy childhood memory of some old folks, possibly grandparents or someone(s), talking to me a little like this to amuse me as a small child. I just can't seem to put my finger on it. But I bet it was something passed down through the centuries and kept alive to amuse children with.
@CMOT1014 жыл бұрын
How can a couple of hundred years be 'ancient'? Why do Americans have to pretend they belong to other countries? You don't. And you annoy real Irish, Scots etc by doing so.
@CMOT1014 жыл бұрын
And you are wrong about Cockney Rhyming Slang too.
@pollymotley50414 жыл бұрын
DuckDuck, think I've heard what you're talking about but I'll come back to that. First have to ask if you're familiar with the Ronnies' Jehosaphat and Jones characters/songs? Since you left such smashing comments on the library sketch, and are from the Appalachians, I don't want to risk your missing them! Utterly brilliant and here on youtube. Folk/country/hippie sorts (I can't do them justice but you'll recognise the type the moment you see and hear them!) - the music surprisingly 'right' paired with their usual ingenious word-play. The Scots-Irish background in your part of the world is fascinating; the speech and music are such clear carry-overs. It's probably not likely that what you heard as a child originated from rhyming slang, as that mainly developed round the end of the 19th century and the App. ways go back much earlier (as you know!) Not many Cockneys emigrated - Essex was usually as far as we went! You never know, though. I've been fortunate in spending some time in your part of the world, it's beautiful and I really loved and admired the people. And yes, back in the early-to-mid '70's I definitely heard some older folk speaking to children in a quite mystical sort of word-play that (to me) sounded and felt incredibly, almost eerily, ancient and Gaelic. It was like travelling in time. Hearing spells but in a playful way. I think you're spot-on about it passing down from heaven only knows how long ago and am very grateful to you for reminding me of it! What I was privileged to hear may have been completely different, I don't know, but it still gives me chills (in a good way.) And the women who could 'talk away' boils, burns, etc - uncanny. All that other-worldly Celtic stuff that goes through time untouched. (Well, untouched til relatively recently, sadly.) Thanks for bringing back wonderful memories and giving my mind something to do during lockdown! Please don't think all of us from this side of the pond are as rude as CMOT. Everything you said made perfect sense. Hope you're doing well; stay safe.
@duckduckgoismuchbetter4 жыл бұрын
@@pollymotley5041 Thank you for your in depth reply. From the way you described it, I think you did hear what I was talking about. I've read that, in the 60s, university "experts", I'm not sure what educational persuasion, linguists, English professors, cultural grand poo-bahs, or whatever they were, would go back in the hills to find "primitive people to be amazed at, and perhaps write a paper or two on", and they said that they were hearing (I believe it was) near Elizabethan English, as it hadn't been spoken in England for centuries. I listened to several Jehosaphat & Jones songs. Yes the word play was funny, but I cringe to think this was what American country music sounds like to British people, lol. I know it's a parody. You may be interested in reading the defunct "West Virginia Hillbilly" newspaper (a tongue in cheek name). The owner, editor, and chief cook and bottle washer, Jim Comstock (deceased many years 4, had the ear and attention of US Presidents, and of course governors, and countless others of the self-annointed intelligentsia, for decades. He was a bit like a modern Mark Twain. A gentleman, and a gentle and wise humorist. He related stories every week about the folks from the hills, and they loved the attention. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Comstock
@patmiddleton39473 жыл бұрын
@@CMOT101 not counting native American Indians, Americans all have their ancestral roots in other countries and it’s completely natural to want to trace your roots and origins. They are not pretending that they belong to your country,but you should recognise that many of them have some of your blood in their veins. So unblock yer drains.
@gilloselton8248 жыл бұрын
The Richard The third flew back to it's nest ! LOL GENIUS ! Miss you Ronnie !
@davidchiles53313 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, absolutly brilliant, I will never be tired of his humour
@JoeyXSmith Жыл бұрын
In order of what he said but not repeating the same slang he said before: He had no (Trouble and Strife) *wife* She ran of with a (tea leaf) *thief* He now lived with his eldest (bricks and mortar) *daughter* And being short of (bees and honey) *money* Unable to pay (Burton on trent) *rent* He was tempted to forth into the (Bristol City) *titty?* And see what he could (half inch) *pinch* Gone for a (ball of chalk) *walk* Buy some tobacoo for my (cherry ripe) *pipe* He would put on his (almond rocks) *socks* And his (dicky dirt) *shirt* And his (round the houses) *trousers* He set if down the (frog and toad) *road* His (how d'ya Dos) *shoes* was full of holes And his coat was (Westminster Abbey) *shabby* He also somewhat unclean to purchase some (Cape of Good Hope) *soap* His (bushel and peck) *neck* was extremely (two thirty) *dirty* To avoid the (pen and ink) *stink* His (north and south) *mouth* His (mince pies) *eyes* And he had a big red (I suppose) *nose* He is a (saucepan lid) *kid* 🐐 A loaf of (uncle fred) *bread* and a (stand at ease) *cheese* I need a new pair of (early doors) *draws* I'm in continual (george raft) *draft* He made his way to the (rubber bub) *pub* for a (Tumble Down the Sink) *drink* He became very (elephant trunk) *drunk* and (Mozart) *p**sed* When the landlord call (bird lime) *time* The man came back to his (cat and mouse) *house* Humming at (stewed prune) *tune* It came to (khyber pass) *arse* He saw a small brown (Richard The Third) *bird* but joke is people thinks its *turd* Laying there at his (plates of meat) *feet* And his rich (four by two) *jew* Put his hand into his (sky rocket) *pocket* and took out a (Lady Godiva) *fiver* For your (froth and bubble) *trouble* His daughter was sitting by (Jeremiah) *fire* on her favourite (Lionel Blair) *chair* I have more than enough to cover my (bottle and glass) *arse*
@gbone7581 Жыл бұрын
Should the kyber pass and bottle and glass have been swopped arround? bottle and glass - pass and kyber pass - arse 🤔
@vink61635 ай бұрын
I think saucepan lid is supposed to be quid, because she said here is a saucepan lid to buy the bread and cheese.
@Digmen13 жыл бұрын
The writing and delivery are amazing I watched some of their shows live And some replays of course. But I'd not seen this one before
@kyawkyawwin17 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this was another he wrote himself as Gerald Wiley? A true comic genius. Most verily.
@darthdmc6 жыл бұрын
Yes, he did write this sketch. Got a book of everything he wrote - almost. Some of his work has sadly been lost (in writen form), and doesn't appear in it.
@lordswoodsaint708 жыл бұрын
the 1 & only late great never forgotten master of word play ronnie barker
@bubbercakes5283 жыл бұрын
I had no clue what he was saying but the laughter was infectious.
@raymondkilminster21943 жыл бұрын
we wont see talent like that any more . the talent of today don't even come close .
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
I could watch this everyday and it would never become boring !
@APinchOfWeird8 жыл бұрын
So young lad that both these great dog trainers are loaf of bread. Barker surely had an apple a day with a flock of birds, and every egg yolk he told would always get a striped scarf out of me. Corbett may have been a little on the witch's wart side, but in the world of long division, they were both great church steeple. I take my welcome mat off to you both.
@CB-xr1eg8 жыл бұрын
+A Pinch Of Weird I'll translate for any non Brits. So sad that both these great entertainers are dead. Barker surely had a way with words, and every joke he told would alwas get a laugh ( larf ) out of me. Corbett may have been a little on the short side, but in the world of television they were both great people. I take my hat off to you both.
@CB-xr1eg7 жыл бұрын
And you can shut your north and south.
@sythirius426 жыл бұрын
This entire bit is actually quite educational for someone who doesn't understand cockney rhyming slang.
@zulkiflijamil40334 жыл бұрын
@@CB-xr1eg Thank you for your translation.
@CB-xr1eg4 жыл бұрын
@@zulkiflijamil4033 No problemo.
@shamteal86143 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Barker was a genius wordsmith.
@solentbum3 жыл бұрын
But was he as good as Gerald Wiley?
@shamteal86143 жыл бұрын
@@solentbum One and the same, so yes.
@darronclemens58783 ай бұрын
This is genius everytime I have a good drink I always watch this never gets old funny as hell wish comedy was this good nowadays.
@fredwaller32343 жыл бұрын
Words can not describe the two Ronnie's a part from pure gold genius the both of them
@maddyg32083 жыл бұрын
I've never even met real Cockneys but somehow I can understand their language. We have rhyming slang in Australia but it's more limited than in the UK.
@charleshemsley41493 жыл бұрын
Then just take a butchers hook
@charlestatumii3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely some of the finest comedy writing ever. 👍
@letsseeif2 жыл бұрын
Seeing The Two Ronnies, reminds me that here in Australia nearly 2022, Anglo Australians of a certain age and demographic, still use a significant amount of Cockney derived 'rhyming slang'.
@greasylimpet33232 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the septic tanks use it? You'd have to go a long way down the frog n toad, though you could give a ting a ling on the dog n bone. It's a long way on yer plates of meat, specially on yer Pat Malone. Hoo roo china.
@letsseeif2 жыл бұрын
@@greasylimpet3323 down the road....................................on your feet alone. Goodbye Mate. _At least some was right - from a dinkee die Aussie of anglo descent]
@greasylimpet33232 жыл бұрын
@@letsseeif same here. My dad always said the frog n toad, and if I did anything a bit clumsy he told me to get me plates of meat out of the way. I got threatened with the razor strop a few times too, but l luckily I never got a clout with it!
@greasylimpet33232 жыл бұрын
The septic tanks were the Yanks!
@letsseeif2 жыл бұрын
@@greasylimpet3323 yesh. Australians also call the Americans, 'yanks' hence 'septic tanks'. Happy 2022
@geoffboxell93012 жыл бұрын
The play on Richard III is brilliant for where I come from it mean "turd" hence the audience's response.
@jimfell714710 ай бұрын
If only the beeb could come up with the comedic genius of yesterday when we all could just laugh our heads off and not worry about who was upset, miss those shows. Two Ronnies, Morcamb and Wise, Dave Allen etc. when comedy was king.
@mjhinton19728 жыл бұрын
Comedy at its best. Understood every word.
@victoriavink77347 жыл бұрын
Until
@snailsnail73606 жыл бұрын
mjhinton1972 translation, please
@Pablo6688 жыл бұрын
This is genius.
@stevesprules-wright5534 Жыл бұрын
Genius! A shame comedy isn't like this anymore
@jamesbevan75674 ай бұрын
I was born in east end ( aka bethnal green) and since I was tought rhyming slang as a boy, I understand every single word and the way Ronnie barker used it, it makes laugh out loud from my North and south every single time, # cockney rhyming slang, # bethnal green, # cockney boy, # st Bernards forever.
@johnsmith-rs2vk Жыл бұрын
MASTERPIECE !
@deniseg-hill17306 жыл бұрын
The best comedy duo ever. No PC bullshit, we will never ever get this brilliance again.
@darrell1909679 жыл бұрын
side splitting hilarious!! brilliant, absolutely brilliant and so damn funny no matter how many times I watch this!!
@mary-kittybonkers23749 ай бұрын
This is such a funny sketch, Ronnie Barker was so talented. I remember as a small child, watching The Two Ronnies with my Dad. He would quietly laugh at the sketches. This has reminded me how funny and talented Ronnie Barker was, but it has also taken me back to memories of my lovely Dad. Oh, I have a confession to make…I got the Richard III rhyming slang wrong too😉.
@julianroberts54072 жыл бұрын
A legend at work!
@mreckes99673 ай бұрын
Still clever as after all these years, performed by one of the greats.
@BeyondF13 жыл бұрын
Happy memories, I understood every word.
@ninarizzo73124 ай бұрын
Loved them to bits. They were so clever and so very , very funny!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@wambutu76793 жыл бұрын
I wish I could understand more than the 10% I got. That 10% was hilarious.
@JohnJones-cp4wh3 жыл бұрын
Play it back at a slower speed withe sub titles on.
@aclark9033 жыл бұрын
Mate, he deliberately made it easy for you. Us Londoners usually skip the rhyming word.
@alexamato88832 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant
@nathelondon37192 ай бұрын
We had Morcambe & Wise, the two Ronnies and now we have Ant & Dec!!!
@simonl17853 жыл бұрын
Truly utterly brilliant
@enriquesanchez20012 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT - Beyond compare!
@Farweasel3 жыл бұрын
Not sure which was first which second but I do remember a cartoon in a Punch magazine from I'd guess the early 70s. The vicar was in the pulpit saying: 'Today's lesson is from the Bermondsey Bible..... 'The Lord is my Spotted Leopard ........'
@kayleightaylor172810 жыл бұрын
Love the Two Ronnies
@johnmyers84933 жыл бұрын
Still love ❤️ Ronnie ,brilliant isn't enough ! Can't see another like him doubt there is 🤗🤓😂😂😂
@CarlOttersen6 ай бұрын
always brilliant!
@4002corbe10 ай бұрын
Simply Brilliant!
@andrewclarkehomeimprovement10 ай бұрын
Doesn't get old. I had a right bubble bath!
@maxlove49063 жыл бұрын
Then: Laurel and Hardy, Morecambe and Wise, the Two Ronnie's! 😁😂🤣 Now: Ant and Dec?? FFS, we're done!
@davidockley29873 жыл бұрын
I am grateful to KZbin for the opportunity to appreciate what real humour is all about. No politics, sarcasm, victims or crude and foul language. Ken Dodd hit the nail on the when he said today's humour is cruel. I was so lucky to live in those former times when the BBC was able to provide us with genuine entertainment.
@marvinc99943 жыл бұрын
Who is this Anton Deck of which you speak, Earthling ? I know him not............................
@maxlove49063 жыл бұрын
@@marvinc9994 My fellow Earthbound Alien 👽, I have not heard of this "Anton Deck" of whom you speak, but "Ant and Dec" are a supposed comedy duo from the 'old country'; they are two of the most unfunny and unoriginal 'comedians' that mainly do work 'presenting' shows or giving running commentary - no doubt for the likes of people that CANNOT think for themselves! - Who knows? In real life, however, they are a standing joke; one (if not both of them) has a drug/alcohol problem, the other needs psychotherapy IMO. The UK are welcome to keep them!!
@marvinc99943 жыл бұрын
@@maxlove4906 "for the likes of people that CANNOT think for themselves! " So, these 'Ant and Dec' are like what Earth People usually call 'The Government' ? I begin to understand ! What a strange place this planet is.................................
@Get0fix10 жыл бұрын
Pure gold.
@matthewfoster858 Жыл бұрын
this is a true classic
@nitinkataria26966 жыл бұрын
I was a part of NTL (ISP) Tech Support back in 2006. I used to talk to many Britons not necessarily of English dissent. Once I had a word with an old man who was facing some issues with his IE6, I just installed Mozilla Firefox as a resort. He thanked me numerous times and used many words and phrases. I also had a word with a young boy from Lucas region who was an absolutely jerk and many Sikh Indians who would always tell me that they are Britons. Overall, the only wisdom that I noticed was in their last generation, it's evident here. I am going to make a DVD of these. Thanks.
@user-ev4rp3qb6x3 ай бұрын
An outstanding comedy writer as well as, the fork handles sketch ……
@virginiafry98543 жыл бұрын
“A small brown Richard the Third” - could have 2 meanings - bird, and I’ll leave you to guess the other one!
@rockabyebaby61113 жыл бұрын
That double meaning puzzled me ,thanks for the explanation, hard to keep up with Ronnie, he's so fast...got the turd OK , such a clever finali..
@homewithemma422 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant ❤
@stephengordon99563 жыл бұрын
The 2 Ronnies never get old. I also really like Morcome and Wise also.
@meryltodd6389 Жыл бұрын
Always loved the two Ronnies, and especially Ronnie Barker. An era long gone, sadly.
@brynmiller75478 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and funny.
@papac68313 жыл бұрын
the Gov in full fettle what a delight. thanks.
@leighkelly21613 жыл бұрын
I nearly died laughing the first time I heard this. Hardly ever nearly die laughing at comedy these days.
@joeritchie72862 жыл бұрын
Some of todays comedy I can laugh at an some that I cant , weird