Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard

Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uRn6Ox
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Animated by: Tanya Fetzer and William Ball
Directed by: Jordan Battle
About Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures:
The animated shenanigans of the Rooster Teeth staff. Audio taken from various Rooster Teeth podcasts.
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[@ObliviousFran]

I love how Geoff always has to sneak in a (don't do this) moment cause he did some pretty bad/dangerous things when he was younger. At least he tries to not encourage it

[@epremier20050]

SchitzoFranic add that to moments where Geoff almost killed a person by accident

[@ObliviousFran]

How did half these guys not end up in jail is beyond me lol,

[@The73MPL4R]

And all the times he's hit animals (and made a deer commit suicide)

[@judgem0rt1s23]

I love how his explanation for why he wanted to never shave again totally sounds like something Grif would say/do.

[@mattdaitsman5694]

This aged like milk.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

So, badly?

[@Lumaah]

Starman Gaming yeah divorces’ll do that.

[@devinmiley1710]

Oooooooooof

[@Lord_Freg]

and turned into cheese!

[@ceobigspoon]

Nah it’s all good now

[@boopergoober]

This whole "family" thing is gonna work out great for Geoff

[@joaquinrivera8885]

ST Espeon it did, A lot of marriages don’t last

[@dasongbird9210]

This didn't age well

[@dm3402]

@@dasongbird9210 Age well? This was made after it happened, dudes pokin fun at it lol

[@MrIronWar]

A dollar shave club ad would have been perefect! You droped the ball Rooster teeth!! . . . . I still love you

[@rynodragon2316]

A dollar shave club or a ticket buster ad would of been perfect with this, though would it be animated as well?

[@shapen360]

Or Harry's. I find it funny how they have two different razor blade sponsors, so if you ask them which one is better their answer depends on who's paying them that week, or they'll refuse to answer because they'll piss off one of their sponsors.

[@Danvu1999]

MrIronWar I

[@fglint3688]

MrIronWar o

[@matthewrandell5055]

shapen360 You're saying that like you've asked and they've seen it

[@Starlight.1998]

1:07 that car has balls

[@HellYeahCorp]

That's enough internet for tonight.

[@LightMyFirebird]

Good ole Truck Nutz

[@HellYeahCorp]

Oh, that's where it stores headlight fluid

[@luciano8528]

Aramiro / HellYeahCorp hahaha

[@Stemmm]

And again around 1:45

[@35linkmaster]

So Geoff has hit 2 deer, caused a third deer to jump off a bridge, fell asleep at the wheel and nearly hit a man, ran a van off the road, and got blackout drunk before proceeding to hit a bunch of cars in a parking lot... Who gave Geoff a license and why is he allowed to keep it?

[@thecrazycatdad]

Also wrecked his friend's brand new scooter. At least i think that was him, been a while since i heard that story.

[@staticblast1]

In his defence, he wasn't drunk gor that one, he just didn't know how the scooter turned in comparison to...whatever the hell he needed a motorcycle liscence before that.

[@35linkmaster]

+Micheal Kokirin True, but this isn't a list of times Geoff's been drunk. It's a list of times he's screwed up driving.

[@skylerhester6220]

35linkmaster if it was times he’s been drunk, it would be a 150 page essay

[@warriorperson7872]

When was this jumping deer?

[@Kibbz10]

0:42 greatest thing ever

[@GabePuratekuta]

Extra conference rooms are in employees' beards

[@friendlyblackperson]

Gabe Puratekuta it’s in Adams beard

[@kitty1crumble]

Kdeem lalla e

[@BuickGirl1986]

Nice, karl pilkington. Do your bit

[@Dark_Tale]

Do you ever wonder if his daughter watches these and goes, "Dad... What the hell?!"

[@159Fender159]

I think Geoff has said Millie isn't allowed to watch their stuff

[@TheSacredHunter3]

Nah, he said he doesn't want her to, I'm sure Millie watches plenty of it.

[@elguapo1690]

Hi Millie!

[@foxwinters9704]

A love how Geoff's beard gets longer and longer as the video goes on, even when going from reminisence to the studio, it just keeps on growing. Jack's still the King of Beards though.

[@percussionfellow6168]

This one stings now.

[@Treyshellz]

Why are most of comments about RWBY and not Geoff's long ass beard?

[@alucardhell5573]

Treyshellz because people want rwby

[@Plainofices]

Treyshellz because of fujoshis and hype beasts.

[@Treyshellz]

Cameron lesack but they can wait

[@Treyshellz]

Qwizibo yea they can wait

[@GZilla311]

Derrick Griffin Also yes.

[@ajthomas112000]

I love it how all their drunk stories start with. "Don't drink too much." But now listen to this hilarious story about property damage, endangering human lives and bad decisions. Hilarious.

[@Plainofices]

Andrew T right?

[@WannabeCanadianDev]

At least his stories DO sound like you don't want to BE in his position, just standing idly by watching it happen.

[@fuegodrinkscauseusuck6100]

I hope a drunk driver kills someone who love

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

+fuegodrinkscauseusuck You realize Andrew was being sarcastic, right?

[@alecLogan]

Gee, almost like they start their drunk stories with "Don't drink too much." Did you... did you have a point, with that?

[@FreakAxident]

I love how Geoff's beard gets longer and longer throughout the first sction

[@DannyBallin99]

Maybe Geoff should join Dollar Shave Club.

[@uzielmora1467]

Piggy Playz agree

[@shapen360]

Or Harry's if they're sponsoring that week.

[@TheIndestructible93]

Aaand now he's sober, healthy and happy with a really hot girlfriend. Way to go Geoff!

[@vesstig]

Geoff was always my favourite person in Rooster Teeth and I cant help but to cheer the dude on, hes a great person and father with few downsides. Like who wouldnt want to meet the Ramsay

[@killdavies709787]

Guess hes going to have to buy a new razor now...

[@danielpierce1089]

Dude not cool

[@majorkillian]

I've watched this so many times and the way he says Griffin still cracks me up

[@davidbehrens4760]

And now they're divorced

[@ThelouwseFD]

.... love isn't real...

[@warriorperson7872]

Wait. Geoff and Griffin got divorecd?

[@KingofStrawberries]

Yup. "This is gonna work out great for you!" Harsher in Hindsight if I've ever heard it...

[@thatcrazyhobo77]

I’m pretty sure they were already seperated

[@rokkfel4999]

But still good friends

[@siphy9335]

I still have the urge to say gee-off when i see Geoff's name

[@BBGirlSamus]

Siphy YEOS! Me too.

[@loganm881]

Same

[@HellYeahCorp]

Or the more Germanophile spelling: "Göff"

[@beckettmiles3677]

it took me ages to figure out who he was because there was a 'jeff' in the videos but in the descriptions there was a geoff and i always read it as ge-off too. i had no idea you could spell 'jeff' in different ways

[@ReconMalfunction]

"Were you the hitter, or the runner? Or both?" Aren't you usually both in that case? If you're the one who got hit, you're not gonna run.

[@rorytelling]

This is like that episode of How I Met Your Mother where everyone finds out Marshall and Lily share a toothbrush

[@insaincaldo]

Interesting I had to scroll a bit and that this is the first mention of how odd that is.

[@brandonaraya4132]

0:06 and now she left for good...

[@tiredtypes1260]

oUCH

[@SVDassassin]

Sssssssh

[@dfwai7589]

Oof

[@PChamileon97]

Billy The Crit that hurt more than roman became food

[@ItamarO93]

Dark

[@FPSGamer48]

I'm loving that these RTAA's have gotten longer!

[@MatthiewMarks]

I love how Geoff's beard grows as he tells the story xD

[@hizpanicGam3r]

The first story made me realize, They’re marriage wasn’t going well

[@LPyxel]

HOOOOOW! HOW DO THE ROOSTERTEETH GUYS ALWAYS HAVE SUCH INTERESTING, FUNNY STORIES XD Never gets old!

[@vincentzhou824]

someone should make an animation about: Geoff, The Simple Farmer

[@HellYeahCorp]

Pretty sure there's an Achievement Hunter Animated about that already.

[@dumbassfetus8830]

I love the new people working on the rtaa (still love you jordan)

[@koopiren5868]

Looooove the animatons sooooooo much

[@bluewalnutt6859]

“This is going to work out great for you” not really. she later divorced him.

[@joaquinrivera8885]

Blue Waltnutt it was an amicable divorce, they both initiated the divorce

[@LeonGun8]

Joaquin Rivera You could interpret that as "they both wanted to get it over as fast as possible" too. Just because both parties give their consent doesn't mean it was on happy terms.

[@vitkozusky6630]

Two days later, Griffon forced Geoff to shave his beard.

[@NuckMunzo]

No they are getting a divorce

[@vdsora32]

I liked how the beard got progressively longer as the scenes went by

[@JayNero777]

so...his wife and him use the same razor...Why?

[@LunarRealmz]

Is it just me or whenever they talk in the podcast they tend to speak very quiet and softly when telling a story and then BAM FUNNY and its loud as hell!

[@TickleMyDickl3]

I like how as they cut between scenes, geoffs beard got long and longer Well played, RT

[@komradekitty3524]

Hitting every car in a parking lot or on a street where cars are parked on the sides of the street is called "drunk pinball"

[@Friendlysociopath]

I legit cannot hear Geoff during the beard part of the adventure. Who would've thought *Geoff* of all people was too quiet?

[@nivekross]

Good to know Geoff has always been Geoffing it his whole life lol

[@ozwinferguson5704]

The Gulf shores/ Orange Beach area is amazing. XD

[@Glitchy-zh7ts]

Super Duper Great job on the video, everyone!!!! I love it!!

[@somewhataddicted7685]

GREAT VIDEO!

[@bfnvalley]

This whole video is just one long O O F now.

[@Bobbymoonie]

I like how the beard keeps growing

[@SilenceIsStill]

OMG how he animated Michael, chuckling out from Geoff's beard! lmao

[@testsubject747]

Everybody shut up about RWBY already, First episode is on the RT Website since last saturday

[@Plainofices]

Fueled-by-Nightcore Odin has spoken!

[@China-mn5gx]

Some people can't watch it because they don't have membership on their website

[@BumbleCrumble1072]

If you get a free account you can watch it tomorrow or get the free FIRST trial.

[@MattStormage]

i haven't watched any of it yet, should I? is it actually any good or is it just the most obvious anime tropes and conventional things? Also even though it isn't an anime I heard there is a Japanese version, so is that better or is the original better? I can't really see RT people as good voice actors. Thanks for your replies!

[@Frank_Ditch]

MattStormage well I’ve literally never seen an anime so I can’t help you there, but don’t let the meh animation and voice acting in the first Volume put you off, it gets a lot better from there. Also if you haven’t been spiked about the show already I’d recommend to NEVER look at the comments for risk of spoilers. As for if RT are good voice actors, well they HAVE made other shows (RvB, Camp camp, x-ray and vav) but I’ve never understood why someone would WANT to listen to it in a language they don’t understand, just doesn’t make sense to me, I mean the original version is how the creators of the show want the characters to sound. But anyway your decision

[@lazychild3]

I love that literally the next time Geoff was on off topic he shaved his beard... Way to stick to your guns Geoff...

[@laurenhawes7201]

I like how the beard progressively gets longer throughout the story until Jeff legit trips on it.

[@confusedfish1644]

I like how the beard kept getting longer in each cutaway

[@NattixOMG]

Last time I was this early Jeremy was still a Fan.

[@NattixOMG]

so good

[@delaneymontelli9118]

I like how Geoff trips on his beard

[@thomasmackenzie9155]

Wow this is some heavy foreshadowing

[@Sliferzero]

This Guys are So Crazy people. Thanks.

[@nathanmartin1113]

Somewhere in the 1800s a man with a huge beard stepped on his beard and broke his neck while trying to escape from a fire.

[@theboy1625]

Haven't watched these in a minute

[@chankabless21]

That was great

[@tristen151]

I cant wait for vol.5 :3

[@GabePuratekuta]

Yeah. RTAA Vol. 5's gonna be epic!

[@jamescoocoo]

Geoff is like whispering. CC didn't even pick up part of his story. I have no idea what just became a thing.

[@personalstory5178]

Geoff spoke so softly in the beginning that I had to rewind three times, 3 TIMES, before I gave up.

[@relyc8089]

1:45 The truck nuts are a nice touch.

[@ilovedomo829]

I like how Geoff’s beard grows every time it cuts

[@josecortez8864]

I just realized I've never seen their skin in this art style below the waist. When Geoff stepped out of the shower I thought his torso was extra long but I'm guessing they don't have stick legs huh.

[@marniebyrnes4220]

I like how they made him extra short

[@Thakrulll]

Ohh. Nice!

[@madskoomacat]

LMFAO The truck has balls, nice touch xD

[@masterneloth]

I love how nobody notices that Geoff tried to sleep with a 50 year old woman and was turned down.

[@pigpen4849]

You're a wizard.

[@sailoritaly]

It a-beared that Rooster Teeth uploading another Animated Adventure

[@GoddessKitten_]

god dammit Barb

[@jasoncopeland8478]

1:45 Nuts hanging from the back of the truck... HAHA!

[@luvisgone48]

It just slowly grows throughout the video

[@khalidbrown743]

Sweet yellow truck

[@dev44634]

I enjoy how often Burnie's Tesla Model S shows up in random RTAAs.

[@nathanlacroix5598]

F***ing love rooster teeth

[@princeg4918]

Callback to an old RTAA at 1:21.

[@marketcve]

Prince G Oh yeah I didnt even notice 😂 cool

[@Jackie_3]

I like how the beard got longer. 😂

[@neokitty5708]

Geoff is awesome

[@DarknessViper99]

I like how Geoff is the most despicable human being ever but I still love him anyway.

[@slothfulcobra]

You should have included the end of Geoff's beard in there as well

[@tnzn4951]

RIP Ray

[@Dragonmdk]

Why is everyone talking about RWBY... Chill out it's out tomorrow on the website...

[@GoddessKitten_]

KZbin comments never change in October...it's the RWBY-pocalypse

[@t.c.thompson2359]

Geoff stole Griffins deodorant. It all makes sense now

[@hackermangage1703]

Ha... I lived in Daphne.... Right next to gulf shores, AL

[@TylerFurrison]

KZbin knew its spring break here

[@Crumpur]

Cool

[@hinesvillebass6742]

Lile going back in time so to speak and seeing things how they where

[@Dambexe]

Has nobody noticed how geoffs beard got longer everytime it cut to him

[@wingponymedic2360]

Cant wait for subtitles so i can understand wtf geoff said in the entire first part

[@outshriek]

the way he says “parkin” in parking lot gives me chlamydia

[@RySL66]

"This is going to work out great for you"

[@moonshrewed7288]

dude i was so hungry i thought that it said bread in the title and i was just waiting for the bread.

[@darkangelking7281]

So funny lol

[@llmkursk8254]

Took 13 minutes to watch this.

[@DanMarston117]

I know it was technically from a different podcast, but I was hoping they'd add in (after the beard story) a picture of Geoff with no beard saying "I got ultimatumed."

[@alexanderchippel]

You share a razor? That's a big health hazard.

[@thecaptain9093]

Took me this long to realize geoff's truck had two balls

[@DIDsociative]

Geoff pulled a Wolf of Wall Street XD

[@Maho.]

Geoff should check out dollar shave club, use code soup

[@Jonesy..]

would have been better if they'd added the part from the next weeks off topic where Geoff has shaved off the beard because of Griffin

[@carolynharris4993]

Drunk Jeff need to meet Drunk Burnie

[@josephallison4000]

That car has balls...