Rooster Teeth Podcast - 'Best Of' Compilation - Part 3

[@LaurenGrass]

Brandon always makes Gav look like a genius. In reality, Gavin isn't really dumb, he's usually right about things, he just sucks at explaining himself correctly. It's hilarious to see when the others are wrong but swear they're right when it's actually Gavin is the one who's right. And freaking Gus gets bullied by all the animals. Lol

[@Squatkid]

He is still holding dumbest moment of Rooster Teeth by thinking headlight fluid is a thing.

[@44Ryan77]

***** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon no he wasn't there are actually 3 type of gallons but the dry gallon is rarely used. Canadians and brittish people use the imperial gallon which is 4.5 liters.

[@LaurenGrass]

***** But he was talking about a gallon. No one specified, he's obviously going to talk about what he's familiar with. I'm pretty sure Gus and the rest of them look like retards to everyone else when they talk their ignorance.

[@ValterusMusicChannel]

***** no he wasnt, The imperial (UK) gallon (ig), defined as exactly 4.54609 litres vs The US gallon, which is equal to 3.785411784 litres

[@geu37527]

Pubert

[@NickTheKing7]

Gus needs his own TV show

[@Broekje]

You turn around. You don't see the dog coming and lose your balance when it hits you. You're on the ground and you're FUCKED.

[@lowrider9398]

Just show a picture of Micheal Vick.

[@MotivationExMe]

Cool compilations bro. Funny as all hell. :)

[@DanRobards]

6:43 Gus is so mean sometimes.

[@zypher33991]

I can't wait or the podcast where Gus comes in with the story about how he just punted a squirrel

[@vanessapaper]

There needs to be more of these, and they need to be sooo much longer! I love these so much!!! XD X) :)

[@johnryan5361]

You give your forearm to a dog because a dogs anatomy is designed for pulling. The whole point of wedging your forearm into a dogs mouth is so that you can then pin the dog to the ground and force your arm deeper into the dogs mouth. Trying to pull away is useless but if you press towards the animals throat you block its windpipe and effectively choke it out. (College roommate works in the Boston PD K-9 dept.) I personally would just shit my pants and die.

[@Sapphiet1]

hehehe That squirrel is funny! Poor Gus has to live with that!

[@ginniekinz5401]

5:49-6:20 I love how Burnie just completely loses it!

[@michaellorah9051]

Gus's squirrel stories were the best!

[@jnpconcept1]

oh my god gavin with the beheading explanation... hes a genius. blew my mind

[@DuckyWeeze]

Gavin blew everyone's mind

[@mozata6838]

daniel gigs technically, Gavin blew everyone.

[@PickleWeevil]

I know there's audio podcasts on their website, but there are no videos podcasts from 120 through 184, at least none that I have found.

[@pakadyno]

1:26 if the defence fails it is a "Back fire"

[@PickleWeevil]

I might have a few vids coming soon, part 4 aswell

[@Nikartsy]

oh my god that fucking squirrel

[@Mathewpoke]

"it's not 3.75 it's 4" should be a shirt lmao!

[@cmelendez1985]

I love the squirrel stories lol

[@MaakaKarin17]

Being Gus's neighbor must be a hell of a trip.

[@Eirikasacredstones]

I love Michael's epic laugh. xD

[@no.iwont.4791]

God Gus sounded genuinely pissed. XD

[@NinjaFire8]

Just realized markiplier = king of the squirrels Gus = Squirrel destroyer

[@sultansofswingers]

Burnie just could not stop saying "it's not 3.75 it 4" lmaoooo

[@DarkLawYGO]

Lol gus can get so angry at Gavin its so funny.

[@jijonbreaker]

6:00 poor Burnie.

[@PickleWeevil]

I don't think I'll do audio compilations unless someone gives me the time marks for everytime they say something fleshlight related. I know they mention jack's fleshligt on podcasts 94 and 168, but that's all I know. Also, for some reason there are no video podcasts for 120 thru 184

[@ceryni11]

part 4 please!

[@cupcakecuties123]

I WANT A PART 4!!!!! pretty please :)

[@MetalPhoenix13]

HAHA so funny. Can you make a Jack's fleshlight compilation?

[@6KR9]

MAKE MOAR :D

[@PickleWeevil]

Thanks, now I know :)

[@AppleAssassin]

I'm so glad Gavin proved Gus and Burnie wrong, they were so smug about being right when they were wrong

[@TheW89]

Gavin is surprisingly often right. He just explains everything a bit weird.

[@TomBranney]

But he was wrong

[@AppleAssassin]

Sloth McMann But they said there was no such thing as a UK gallon

[@dcbaczewski]

So, anyone think the next RT Short should be like Peter vs the Chicken? Gus Vs The Squirrel? XD

[@DuckyWeeze]

Yes yes yes oh god yeeeeeess

[@WakeSideLife]

no no no it knocks you down then you wait for it to go for the neck and press melee to break its neck.

[@JoelCtv]

Part 4?

[@CloutKamui]

Was that an MLP reference? The "to the moon" thing Michael said?

[@myfwanwy]

they stopped releasing them to KZbin for a while

[@PickleWeevil]

Just uploaded the compilation video of Jack's Fleshlight :)

[@MitchCyan]

"I choose Back Attack!"

[@slater4369]

its 4.54609 liters in a gallon

[@EvilA110]

No, it was actually a Honeymooners reference

[@sorrowfulrose3082]

So apparently Gus's house is Kung-fu house

[@12mysteryguitarfan]

Kung fufa!

[@briankeith5912]

Make more!!!!!!:)

[@MrLaughatthis]

no sir the pecan story at 10:20

[@BrxIghtside]

RT is the only company who has a retirement party for a cat,thats why they are fucking awesome

[@Darksasuke267]

They stopped doing the video podcasts for awhile because it took to much work to set up and upload.

[@acidpop97]

woah gus with the anger management issues

[@samboni9580]

Brandon's dog fighting idea might.....backfire. *ba dum tiss*

[@jeweldominguez1426]

I literally thought burnie was gonna die

[@PickleWeevil]

Joe the Cat

[@toniogreen6666]

lol hahaha so funny

[@IQOfToast]

Good old days of the blown out to hell audio

[@scififan783]

Animals really hate Gus

[@nugget784]

Well kneeing is better than kicking and if you punch it you can just hold it's neck or some Mortal Kombat shit

[@nugget784]

Tell that to Ray

[@1113Dominator]

I have a pet squirrel. I want to bring her to RTX next year just to see how Gus would react

[@sirmidor]

7:08 i fucking love that everyone has already moved on to the bit of mindblowingly stupid Gavin just spouted and it just cuts to Burnie still going nUts over ''it's not 3.75, it's 4''.

[@1098234567]

Or kick it?

[@Sir_Zurp]

I want everybody to look up Irish wolf hound amigin a rabid form of that dog coming at you full speed.......your move brandon

[@void_hunter7145]

only at the best company on earth would throw a retirement party for a cat. XD

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

I'm British and I didn't know we had our own gallon. :l

[@grifforb]

Best moment 8:06

[@Mycurrentthing]

A squirrel barked at me once

[@mozata6838]

I think Brandon out-Gavin'd Gavin.

[@bg5815]

Who th...e hell would think of that though...

[@dylanp.8634]

9:00 his limbs are still him because they are still biotic because they came from a biotic organism...I think

[@575em]

The way Gus pronounces 'pecan' pisses me off sometimes! x'D But if that's the way he says it, that's fine. Everybody pronounces things differently.

[@ceryni11]

oh so THAT was what he was talking about lol

[@575em]

Haha!

[@schweigert2424]

Its pronounced puh-kahn

[@ForswornGamer]

What's with Gus's problem with fucking animals?

[@12mysteryguitarfan]

HEYOOOOOO

[@nugget784]

If a dog charges you Uppercut it on the dogs initial jump

[@patricktwyman2730]

You need to include the conversation that Burnie, Barbara, Gavin, and Gus talked about shaving their pubes. because gavin asked Barb if she waxes and how and then the conversation spirals down from there.

[@FSM994]

OH MY GOD I LOVED THAT PODCAST XD. Which one was it I forgot?

[@patricktwyman2730]

FSM994 Its podcast 213

[@FSM994]

Thanks

[@DuckyWeeze]

Butterfly position.

[@CodyCasts]

WHAT! GIVE ME PROVE!!!!! PLZ

[@VioletViolent]

Hey guys, not to spam or anything... BUT FUCKING SOPA IS BACK

[@ohIceh]

DYY IS UP 33%

[@hoveringmouse5814]

Gus must live in some sort of Snow White esc world and all the animals talk but he's Gus so he fucking hates them all

[@christiansanborn6935]

its not 3.75 its 4

[@xenohuh7]

gus is anti-cinderella

[@NububuChan]

The whole thing about attacking a dog with your back pisses me off so goddamn immensely seeing as your liver (which is your most vital organ, second to the heart) is not protected by anything in the back. You could punch a person in the back - right where the liver is - and you get knocked unconscious, no shit. Just look up "Liver shot" on Wikipedia! Aagh, I wish I could have explained that while they were talking about it XD

[@ZombieQueenKate]

I thought the brain was the most vital organ 😱

[@SuperSizedMcChicken]

so its a best of best of compilation compilation? this is more confusing than the question "Will Will Smith Smith?"

[@ItIsJustJay]

backattack? more like jakattacked am i right... no? fine i'll be in the corner

[@winnerofwiner]

no its not

[@alexjohnson9200]

What pisses me off is how often Gavin is right and gus is wrong, there is a U.K. And U.S. Gallon.

[@MicahSMoore]

No

[@sebasvillalbaa2468]

It's irrelevant he was comparing it to the imperial gallon any way

[@MicahSMoore]

hes still usually wrong

[@JapaneseChefHELLYEAH]

+KZbin Commenter he's literally right 90% of the time

[@seanparker6105]

No, if a dog attacks you, you click RS...duh

[@WillyTung]

Gus has terrible luck with animals.

[@goldenbojack619]

Gus is actually a terrible friend.