Our Pokemon Heartgold Nuzlocke is Moving Too Fast, It's Only Day 2-

[@growflow4665]

Alternate title: “Mom spends son’s entire college fund on vegan food”

[@belisarius6949]

too real

[@goon5665]

Oooooooof

[@Triairius]

PETA has gone too far this time

[@johnnormington1311]

She has been listening to her Facebook friends again.

[@elainad6728]

The poor son has to use patreon for his debt

[@1lluusio]

Imagine if Rt’s mom is just picking a random berry from the ground after taking his money and just tries to convince her gullible child that she used the money on it

[@chrishill601]

That was my thought, too, yeah.

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

"yes son, i have spent $50k on this here berry and not on vegan/soy alternatives and essential oils." "mom i can see the transactions."

[@operatorenzo3112]

turg

[@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688]

She’s a nitty in disguise robbing her kid

[@SwiftilySquirrel]

either that or the shipping is getting more and more expensive

[@esdraskuhn8896]

"Birb took a bullet for our team" No doubt RT held the gun

[@operatorenzo3112]

Esdras Kuhn turg

[@theuncalledfor]

@@operatorenzo3112 Negative. Esdras Kuhn not turg. Turg turg. Esdras Kuhn Esdras Kuhn. Turg understand?

[@SubToTAG]

@@theuncalledfor are you okay?

[@Alaplaya9]

"Mom, stop! I can't shake down teenagers for their lunch money fast enough to keep up with your berry-addiction!"

[@PieALaMode]

hallucinogenic berries at that

[@Urpuss]

"I'm out of abani berry and my stress levels are through the roof! Battle faster!"

[@drawnwithlove3499]

*shake down teenagers*

[@Groovycaterpillar]

The berries aren’t the addiction….. it’s for the wine

[@philipdowdell3429]

You literally traded chonk for muscle!! that's exercise babey

[@avahore7272]

"Got a food theme going with these pokemon" Ah yes my favourite food, arson

[@RockoGD]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@Nauriek]

You'know, you kinda need fire to cook, and arson tends to produce a LOT of fire.

[@7d_renoakilah485]

@@Nauriek I too commit arson to cook my chicken

[@avahore7272]

@Nauriek that sounds like your speaking from expirence are you ok

[@ilovecairns5181]

HEAT

[@skylerma8269]

RT: Trades Chonk for Muscle *_Helth_*

[@shadowldrago]

If RT had managed to actually catch Entei, I'd have laughed SO hard.

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

"It's like naming a cow 'Burger'." Or... y'know... naming a cow 'Beef'.

[@jairomenares2089]

Naming a cow "milk tank"...

[@silverfield949]

I can't say anything cause I names my four hens after the mcnuggets shapes

[@notopt1c107]

Silver Field what are the names

[@willvan7685]

you ever studied roman/latin? that's literally where the term beef comes from. the barbarian tribes used cow.

[@silverfield949]

@@notopt1c107 Boot, Ball, Bell, and Bone. I had heard about the shapes and a few weeks latter I got them and couldn't pass up the opportunity. Only one of my friends got what their named after but its my inside joke.

[@BillyBob-xx5jr]

2 things, 1) Most Nuzlockes have a rule called "Dupse Clause" where basically if your first encounter on a route is a Pokemon you've already caught before, you're able to ignore it and instead catch the next encounter. This is because the point of a Nuzlocke is to make you use Pokemon you wouldn't normally even think of using, so having multiples is just boring. 2) You can just call your Mom and she'll stop storing your money after battles. It's also worth noting once you have a lot of extra money, it might be worth going to Mom directly and depositing in multiples of 10000, as once she has at least 10000, she'll start buying from a certain list of items, some of which are amazing and you will probably want to get.

[@parthagrawal5571]

Ok nerd

[@pcu9284]

I like how yall assume rt wants to play with actual logic and strategy

[@SnoFitzroy]

It's "dupes"

[@Subpar1O1]

"No one cares about Birb" How dare you he was a good boy in our hearts

[@cardboardbox331]

All good birbs fly away

[@heartysquid]

We all miss spoons more tho

[@Magrijack]

Birb is MVP of the whole run.

[@tofastninj9747]

@@cardboardbox331 and he died

[@pandapotato1617]

Blue Shy Guy yeah berb does suck, but Birb is the best Pokemon of all time

[@polgara888]

I misread "Super Nerd Eric sent out GRIMER!" As "Super Nerd Eric sent out GAMER!'

[@alexh2947]

Super nerd Epic gamer

[@jujuganz8884]

That's a super legendary Pokémon there is no way npc has it

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

You mean he sent out me, as I'm both a Gengar and a gamer!

[@operatorenzo3112]

turg

[@abs_nobody]

gamer moment

[@IvailoStoychev]

Alternate Title: Mom wastes entire child's funds because she found out about the Steam Summer Sale.

[@fedorflip]

Ah yes, the entire child

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@fedorflip I mean it's not like one leg can save up a fund

[@purpleplatypus7364]

Poke Maniac: "My Pokemon just got a haircut!" RT: "But it's bald..." Well, NOW it's bald. Haircuts can do that.

[@oogity-swoogity]

That lickitung had a full head of hair, a beard and a moustache before.

[@runtergerutscht4401]

@@oogity-swoogity it was the only one with hairs.... Until someone wanted that friendship or whatever

[@siegwardinspirit]

@@oogity-swoogity Lickitungs are completely covered in hair until humans kidnap and shave them. Every naked Lickitung you see is another one that suffers.

[@Corvidsong]

Imagine if Lickitung were just like Mew, and they had tiny little microscopic hairs all over their body. Lickitung isn't soft or squishy or even just fleshy, it's fuzzy

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@Corvidsong I mean it's 100 times better than imagining you wanna pet your pokemon and it's just *slimy* and *fleshy* Wanna know why they made Pikachu fluffy in Detective Pikachu? It's so that people could actually watch a cute rat for at least an hour

[@annatheblobfish9684]

I could just hear the sadness in Dans voice when he got the metapod

[@gordonfraizer1150]

“I like the part where he died”

[@averageskeletonremover2415]

You can't just go around scaring people like that

[@madelinefromceleste6863]

My guy you can’t just go around scaring dictators your gonna get yourself killed

[@BurgerKingHarkinian]

I see, you're one of the 16 dislikers.

[@runtergerutscht4401]

In his Zelda run he seemed so upset about people joking when he's gonna die but now he's become the very thing he swore to destroy

[@Drekromancer]

@@runtergerutscht4401 he realized his life wasn't a tragedy. it's a comedy. 🤡

[@dnakmemoor9847]

"Using explosion is exceedingly unlikely" Egg the second you use metronome: EX-PUROOOOOOOOOSIIIIOOOOOOOOOON

[@xxmartyxo2797]

This is not konosuba bruh

[@tomc.5704]

@@xxmartyxo2797 Well aren't you a bundle of fun

[@SaviourOfLight]

@@xxmartyxo2797 lol

[@kspbro506]

Don't worry, Snorlax can officially fly.

[@deyvantwo5426]

Dnak Memoor images you can hear

[@Studios-ij7gh]

Egg is gonna be the mvp of the playthrough calling it right now

[@iceneko9170]

until it blows up

[@StickMaster500]

Whitney: I’m going kill RT’s entire team with nothing but my Miltank’s Rollout! The Yeetle: Ha ha ha... *No.*

[@shinysamurott613]

I'm afraid The Yeetle will be quite operational, when your Miltank arrives.

Whitney isn't even that strong, people overhype her miltank

[@buckygree3619]

@ honestly knowing its strength beforehand and preparing makes it practically useless

@@buckygree3619 agreed, first time I played a johto game I beat her on the second try, I only lost the first battle bc I didn't know what to expect. Without any extra training or grinding I beat her on my second try easily, her AI is predictable

[@pluto3194]

@ She is if you're slower. Both her pokemon know attract (your starter will probably be male), Stomp can flinch and Rollout is... Rollout. Honestly I've never had issues with Rollout, more either getting flinch chained/attract stalled by Miltank and being mildly annoyed by Clefairy.

[@holybulb6300]

His mom is basically just going ‘oh man my kid is doing really well getting money in the Pokemon world, better spend all his money on some useless berries or poke-drugs’

[@Triairius]

"Mom, this could have been a text."

[@GravityGuava]

The best name for a Pokémon is “Oh, shit! He” Examples: Oh shit! He used thunderbolt! Oh shit! He is evolving!

[@jenthelass]

2:51 THE BOMB HAS BEEN DEFUSED *COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN*

[@Prankalanka]

The Yeetle language is one of war.

[@saldan3985]

Trainer : "My Pokémon just got a haircut" RT : "But your pokemon is Bald!" Well, that's because he just got them a haircut...

[@abbybaker7408]

You know you can stop the mom from spending your money by going back to starting town and telling her you want her to stop. She will also give you a crapton of money back that she has been saving for you all at once.

[@KokiriKidLink]

The interest you get off her is worth way more than what she "spends" And iirc, she doesn't actually spend the money

[@SarahSnow99]

I think he's gonna keep the savings bc she might be able to buy rare items, so it's a gamble thats worth it

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Yeah, but that still keeps her from saving money

[@TheCreepedPig]

@@SarahSnow99 The only good item she gives you is one moon stone, everything else would take too long to get

Holy shit I did not know that, does that goes for the original games too or just hgss?

[@ninjaamber]

One thing Dan's learned from all of this is that Mom will never stop spending his money.

[@finalshade8592]

PSA: Don't leave a sad, sickly Miltank hanging on the edge of its life. With your donation of Oran Berries, you too can save the life of our prized Miltank.

[@RRTR4Evr]

Mother: *Exists* Me: Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...

[@ahuman9519]

But she is a vegan

[@sirBrouwer]

more like a pimp. he takes the money from her son that is being paid for entertaining older men. she only sends enough shit back to keep him going but always needing more.

[@pandapotato1617]

A Human so she’s a berry digger

[@Ok_Sorbet-824]

...But she ain't messing with no broke trainers

[@kelvinrobinson9435]

When i was a kid I was stuck at that sudowoodo for months, literally trained my starter to 100 off of lvl 10 drowzee outside the daycare. Didint know you had to get a water bottle. I beat the game in a few hours after finding that bottle.

[@jamescorcoran6579]

"That's like naming a cow Burger." My uncle is a farmer. He raises cows. Their names are Steak, Cheeseburger, and Beef

[@sma.8494]

‘Ya picked the wrong day to exist’ I think that could apply to us all, everyday

[@drawnwithlove3499]

- The Universe, circa. Jan 1, 2020

[@justwoosh]

Mom: spends on sons credit card alot "how the turn tables"

[@eddiemate]

15:30 "It’s not a very likely chance to use Explosion" Now I haven’t seen when he uses it yet, but I can tell he’s never used it before.

[@laren9559]

Dan: "Mom, I'm borrowing your credit card." Mom: "How about you take the reverse card..."

[@theregularterrarian3933]

Mom: 'gets money from RT' The berry supply in Johto: Adios

[@mackmcdonald2530]

"it's just sad to name a cow beef" Me a farm girl who has had cows named steak and hamburger...

[@justspheal489]

Where do you think the "McDonald" came from?

[@MerkhVision]

I cant lie “hamburger” is kinda a cute name for a pet lol

[@Elmithian]

@@MerkhVision Emergency Rations is also a fun name

[@IndigoGollum]

My brother named a chicken Dinner once

[@KorliWolf]

@@IndigoGollum did it live up to its name?

[@naturallyuntalented4213]

Nobody: RTGame: "You picked a bad day to exist."

[@confusedcas7225]

"Just beat the entire game without healing!" *side-eyes smallant and his no pokemon center run*

[@rickkert077]

Hahahah what a guy

[@johnwinston4610]

Nuzlocke: Small pp No healing run: Big pp No hit run: GiNoRmOuS pP

[@apexkonchu2234]

Smallant literally beat Platinum WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE. That's advanced no-healing.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Honestly, the rule of every game fandom is to never underestimate big time Twitch streamers with little YT views

[@Molten_Anarchist]

RT: *casually gets money* His mum: “It’s free real estate.”

[@Sawkee-ct3qe]

Look mom I won the lottery Mom : No you won more berries

[@blakeking1125]

I named my cow T-bone. Whenever he saw people he'd get excited and jump/run at them, which was a problem after his horns grew in

[@hokeyirishfokey]

Everybody gangsta until Mom gets YOUR credit card

[@gummigamer4614]

"Drowzee looks like he's going to abduct him" *Sweats in pokemon mystery dungeon*

[@awesomeguy9513]

Mom: Son your in serious credit card debt now, jus checking in on you I bought you a single pokeball enjoy

[@Infinite_Archive]

I love it when a mother keeps up with her child, like when your mom calls you every five tiles!

[@MoeMcIntyre]

"We also have to say goodbye to Spoons" All the chronically ill fans: Welcome to the club RT

[@babeysheep]

This cracks me up because your mom NEVER calls AT ALL if you don't tell her to "save" money

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

14:16 "Legendary dogs" People call them that if they see canine qualities in the three. If people see feline qualities, they call them the "legendary cats." The official term is "legendary beasts" and I prefer that to either of those names.

[@HazeEmry]

I've been calling them Precious Beans since the first time I played gen 2. I think it still holds up

[@SWH-tr9fp]

We all love birb, how dare you insult his glorious sacrifice to save your run. Spoons however. . .

[@quirkyc]

When this run ends in however that happens, please do a slideshow of all the team photos you got set to like sad music

[@doodelbopgames]

"make like a tree and get outta here" N I C E

[@ghostgremlinbaby9056]

4:16 I was watching this live and decided to start my own soulsilver nuzzlocke. I'm not the best at that game but I played at the game corner until I could afford a Dratini, which took roughly two an hour or two. Half an hour later I'm on that route and battle that trainer. Took out my Dratini and my Hoothoot. Never been more devastated in a nuzzlocke run.

[@KnufWons]

“Goodbye Chonk! Hello Muscle!”

[@PixelDoo]

Breaking News: Local Irish man on the streets due to his mom buying berries for no reason.

[@breezter]

I can't believe you didn't call Drowzee "Carl Wheezer." I know we've already had one but still

[@stavik96]

mom: Oh, I see this fine gentleman just paid you 4 grand for I assume beating him in a pokemon duel back in that alleyway, well thanks for the money, here's a berry. :)

[@richarderguiza7080]

My favorite part of silver is how he keeps calling you weak but never beats you

[@dylanrichards8931]

Alternate title: “i saw something useful in the shop and bought it for you.”

[@conorandkanohi]

5:17 Mans said "HOY"

[@Stannard1603]

RT: finaly, some money i can use to pay off my debts! mom: HIPPETY HOPPETY, YOUR MONEY IS NOW MY PROPPERTY

[@DarkGamma]

Mum: *spends all Dan's money* Daniel: "Your whole balance is nothing but vape pens and candies, and one big transaction suspiciously named 'Dolphin Encounter'!"

[@thehyperdymond3067]

RT: “Mom, ya gotta stop using all my money!” RT’s Mom: “THIS IS REVENGE FOR YOU USING MY CREDIT CARD ON ALL THOSE DAMN V-BUCKS! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!”

[@renegadex2o395]

FEED THE MILTANK! FEED THE MILTANK! FEED THE MILTANK! FEED THE MILTANK! (I was there the whole stream, only came here to see what the outro was)

[@stygy9929]

"Make like a tree and get outta here" Was that a back to the future reference??

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

RT, you probably won’t see this but one of the main Nuzlocke rules is dupes clause, which states if you run into a Pokémon you’ve caught on a previous route when getting a new encounter, you can run and reencounter. The purpose of the nuzlocke is to get you to use Pokemon you normally wouldn’t, not to get you to catch twenty Ratatas.

[@jackbartlett4402]

The true enemy of this run is Mom and her unhealthy spending habits

[@RustyNoodleSoup]

me barely paying attention rt: we're just gunna name this one Elizabeth me: 👁👄👁

[@arthurmasters1170]

10:54 RT -"This event is awful..." *Proceeds to let two of his pokemon stand anywhere, effectively leaving his goal wide-open* You're right, RT. The event is what's awful. XD

[@merikmalhads1676]

Fun fact: beef is actually the saxton word for cow while cow is an anglo word. Since the saxton's were the conquerors, they only ordered food which is why beef came to mean only the meat form while the anglos were the only ones who dealt with the live animal which is why cow stuck to the living animal

[@MetalMonkey1453]

Crumpet has glasses. This is canon, now. You know what to do, fanartists!

[@theuncalledfor]

What kind of glasses? There are sooo many! (I'm not an artist, I just like glasses.)

[@XmuertenegraX]

You guys remember the Couple double battle that uses an Onyx and Cloyster? No innuendo. Just a lovely couple enjoying their private day out.

[@AgentofChaos315]

RT: Gets any money Mom: I'll take everything you got.

[@rayfgreenfield5114]

Since I wasn’t there on the stream I tell you this now you can beat the ghost gym’s gengar with a lvl 15 hoothoot make sure it has hypnosis, peck, foresight and unpoar.Usually it’ll waste its sucker punch as long as you keep using hypnosis, then use foresight to be able to use normal type moves which gives you the ablity unpoar on it while unpoar is being used gengar can not sleep hoothoot hope you see this best of luck.

[@kimuires]

RT: “Place your bets on who’s the next to go!” Me: Spoon lol RT: **kills Spoon** Me: **surprised pikachu**

[@jayvanbroekhoven3183]

This is the only pokemon game I actually know well, I'm really excited to watch you play it!

[@Chaos_Vulpix]

I think RT's Mom is a impulsive shopaholic who's using him as a meal ticket She's probably got a secret life of luxury with a young hot foreign boyfriend named Fernando or something

[@just_a_tepig3611]

I remember to get the berries for the miltank I would use rock smash on the stones near the fighting gym to get shards then I would head to violet city and trade any blue shards for the berries, then the rocks would reset when I come back and it was a cycle or smashing rock and flying away to get the blue shards, it took me a few hours

[@MakusinMeringue]

YOU CAN GET SHARDS FROM ROCKS???? WHAT

[@just_a_tepig3611]

@@MakusinMeringue there was a rare chance to get a shard from a rock so I went to cyanwood cause it had lots of rocks near, took a long time

[@Gregatron27]

RT: I can't name a Pokémon 'Fat Fuck' that'd be too mean RT: *names a Patrat 'Shitface'*

[@prestonm-f382]

There was someone who completed a Nuzlocke run with no restoring health! They only restored status effects and PP, never used potions and healing. It was a really interesting run to follow.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

1:01 "They're just standing nextto each other for some reason"... does... does dan notknow what a girlfriend is?

[@pluto3194]

He was expecting a double battle

[@math3000]

Of course, he doesn't have one for a long time

[@SnoFitzroy]

It doesnt make sense to have two vattleable nocs roght next to each other if they do not force a double battle, is the point

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@SnoFitzroy i have no idea what you said after "two" but yeah that DOES make a lot more sense

[@kevinc62]

Crazy luck with the Miltank. As a kid, I was stuck at that gym for ages!!

[@evieconnors9521]

Where were you when spoons was killed, I was at stream watching battle, Spoons fainted, no

[@ahuman9519]

Sleep

[@cosmicbread1086]

It wasn’t that long ago when I realized the logs in the ground were cliffs

[@DukeMemes6047]

Alternative Title: Mickey D’s mother leeches money to buy vegan food for 19 minutes

[@Dananator5000]

11:58 Make like a tree an P E R I S H

[@josephc.passerojr.3204]

Alternate title: Trainers mom uses sons money to enforce her vegan regiment on her son

[@blarg2429]

Usually I'm annoyed when people confuse the words regime, regimen, and regiment, but the idea of a vegan regiment is p funny.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Sadly this is my mom

[@rosarianathorn]

Do More Pokemon Nuzlockes, My Boi. They Are Fun To Watch, And We Like It!

[@seansean792]

"Sweet! I got battle money!" Mom: *We.*

[@thefinalskarm1754]

Never going to forget that time i had a Shiny entei on the SS cart and went "cool i'll go catch it later" only to then forget all about it and delete the data later.

[@Studios-ij7gh]

8:25 *YOU PICKED A BAD DAY TO EXIST*

[@munk6576]

yes that is what he said

[@AceFuzzLord]

One time during a fangame nuzlocke I used metronome after getting it and it used explode first turn. Can't remember what level or Pokémon, but it died so quickly. Wasn't bummed because it was still new to the team

[@CaptainGulasch]

I've never seen Mom buy stuff from your money so often in such a short amount of time. I'm actually impressed.

[@pablopereyra7126]

Will Rumble Tumble Game be able to complete this challenge? Or will he go bankrupt because of his mother? Find out next time on "If my Pokemon faints its dead forever: Day 3"!

[@LL-tr5et]

5:46 theoriginalace: *eyes pop out, jaw drops to ground, teeth clash together like cymbals, pants like dog, AOOOGA AOOOOGA sound effect, pops eyes back in, fixes jaw back to head, adjusts collar* "my my what a dame!"

[@erinrizzo3004]

RT: get some money Mom: MORE BERRIES!

[@JonathanSlatt]

Forever thanking RT for a hilarious and nostalgic trip back to my childhood.

[@FingeringThings]

RIP RT when he gets to Whitney's Milktank

[@someguy922]

RIP Whitney's Milktank when RT gets to them

[@talldrinkofmarmalade7281]

LMAO apparently not

[@ImTheGuy]

Rip Whitney's Milktank when she gets to The Yeetle

[@StarriShauk319]

*The Yeetle:* What’s a Miltank?

[@storyspren]

Oh heck, the appearance of the doggo trio reminded me: does the classic nuzlocke make exceptions for roaming pokémon?

[@leafdrift6686]

I wish heart gold and soul silver weren’t so expensive because they seem like a really good game.

[@cassette_elk]

You can get them for free using an emulator. I don't think it's even pirating them anymore, as Nintendo's dropped all support. I still have the physical copy, tho.

[@emblemblade9245]

Yeah, I have no problem pirating games you can’t find in the wild. And they are really damn good. Best Pokemon games besides gen 5. Only problem is the enemy level pacing gets a bit wonky in places but it’s not too bad

@@cassette_elk I've seen someone say that after the company stops giving any support to the games then emulating them becomes 100% legal or something like that

Also, even if it is illegal to emulate hgss, those games are getting old I'm pretty sure you'd be able to buy them online for very low prices