Building A Roller Coaster that Simulates Car Crashes in Planet Coaster

[@mikeymikey4186]

2:51 They probably won't go to the park on a wheelchair, but they'll most certainly leave on it.

[@luthient2605]

That's if they're lucky

[@Lilliz91]

I think body bags is more accurate

[@monkeyenthusiast6342]

that’s a BIG YIKES from me

[@brixtonbates851]

@IriSovka That's if they are lucky to feel less pain.

[@gvmmy_bear]

no they will obviously fly to outer space with it _pshh, OBVIOUSLY_

[@WIlliamCHowes]

"Mommy, mommy! Can I do the SuiSlide?!" "Not if your therapist has anything to say about it."

[@Lachlando]

Lel

[@The76Hoff07]

Kermit sewer-slide

[@kitkit5450]

W. C. HONESTLY ME

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

@@The76Hoff07 I shouldn't be laughing at this

[@vibeking1051]

Always remember to listen to your therapist

[@No-xi1lj]

Normal people:swear jar Other normal people:cookie jar RT: OK so today we have the murder jar

[@luthient2605]

Well, at least this time it's not intended.

[@andrewzhang1290]

What do you mean murder jars aren’t normal

[@rileymasters1683]

@@andrewzhang1290 I knew Satan Claus was real!!!

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

We have a cookie jar in my house. Every time someone cookies, they need to put a tooth in the jar.

[@azestical6566]

*Steel Beam* holy shit..

[@hiimrem422]

Came for more blender, stayed for The Suiclide™

[@someonerandom7315]

Rt - "I'm gonna try and not blend people" Thumbnail - *blender* Me - 🤔🤔🤔

[@Midnight-Starfish]

He did say "try".

[@lwilliams1280]

Did he change the title?

[@lain-ih6jj]

X

[@smutty1112]

No it's not blender it's a car crash simulator. There's a difference

[@lain-ih6jj]

@@smutty1112 a car crash still blends people.

[@theGhostWolfe]

“I just don’t know how to get them back where they started and still be alive.” Quote of the century.

[@evoltscoffee]

Every now and then in the background you hear *C A R W H E E L S S C R E E C H I N G*

[@windborneballad2657]

You have no idea. During the stream, it was an absolute constant.

[@elphinavery8687]

And I need you now tonight, and I need you more than ever,

[@rosielow527]

Brianna M. To me, it doesn’t sound like car wheels. It sounds like an Aztec death whistle. Fitting.

[@blackspider3133]

The whole time I was thinking how much DEJA VU there was in the video

[@Ssilevos1917]

2:20 "sir we accidentally build a pathway in the sky" "That's okay just fill up under it with dirt"

[@00P5-s8n]

Coaster track, take me back, to the ground, where I belong,

[@singularities8995]

Innocent deaths: oh no

[@gabym7844]

planet coaster, coaster track, take me back

[@GD-zn2rm]

where i belong, LIFE INSURANCEEEEEEE

[@blobvisfan666]

@@GD-zn2rm SUISLIDEEEEEEEEEEE

[@LuisHenrique-vo4kn]

blobvisfan 666 MOUNTAIN DEEEEEEATH

[@thatpokemonfan7862]

“We’re gunna use our design tricks to put a roller coaster in here” Literally not even 5 seconds later “It’s a boat ride!”

[@crowcinthus]

*I got a Six Flags ad right before this video*

[@uraveragejojopageyt9654]

?

[@kalusxd7630]

@@uraveragejojopageyt9654 theme park commercial

[@uraveragejojopageyt9654]

@@kalusxd7630 oh... I dunno what the hell is was reading

[@luthient2605]

What does this MEAN???

[@WyxienTheFox]

Everybody who goes there better hope that RT isn't running it.

[@benmcnutt223]

Suislide whoever thought of that name is a legend

[@benmcnutt223]

@瑞安卡特里尔 not sure you watched the video

[@user-vf7zv7nz6k]

瑞安卡特里尔 ur not the smartest are u

[@bskcj1149]

瑞安卡特里尔 ah so he was correct you are a dumb ass

[@renameagain5808]

@@user-vf7zv7nz6k lol you are such a *big meanie* ahahahaha

[@aegis_222]

瑞安卡特里尔 r/woooooooooosh

[@raptor8413]

A fighter pilot is trained to handle up to 8 g's. The average person can handle 2-5 g's.These poor, innocent theme park attending souls.

[@andrewzhang1290]

Raptor as long as the time spent in that g force is extremely small, damage is minimal. Fighter pilots also have special gear that helps them withstand the Gs, so it’s not so much though training, but it doesn’t hurt.

[@Doenerking47]

@@andrewzhang1290 you have a point but those poor souls experience >20g sometimes. Oh boy that must hurt

[@mattstat716]

@@Doenerking47 Probably bone snapping sounds every single minute those coasters function.

[@azure3526]

Theres a reason they call it the blender~

[@IndigoTail]

@@azure3526 More like a Crusher. Imagine being squeezed to death between your seat and the air

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

2:26 "Some people just have like a standard ATM, but let's just have like a full-on bank." A blood bank.

[@fear1692]

The blender kills the weak fans, and the superior fans make it through to meet Uncle Sam

[@voin5371]

Only the strongest can be patriotic

[@mattstat716]

Everyone: *Dies*

[@victorochoa3662]

Sovient Assassin God bless America, and no one else.

[@tomfoolery4490]

Dude, just enjoy the joke. Leave politics for another comments section.

[@kittencorp.3295]

The ultimate gatekeeping

[@sonicrunn3r895]

“We don't want to kill people.” 5 minutes later... *Suislide now open for buisness*

[@TehSlan]

This Fall, experience the fall that will end it all! The SuiSlide, opening August 15th. Give in to the madness!

[@Sir_Steven]

Sing me the FUCK UP!

[@gibhib]

@@Sir_Steven 🎵Why do you want me to sing ~ 🎵

[@inthemiddle1-226]

Why the day before my birthday?

[@luthient2605]

Or, if coasters aren't your cup of tea, join us at Race To The Death!

[@Sir_Steven]

@@gibhib What do y- oh...

[@xbreadguy_1080]

Hey RT, you may as well turn the roller coaster carts into coffins to reduce the time between

[@llllllllemon]

Between what? BeTWEEN WHAT???

[@user-kd7nb7mc8w]

Top ten political systems that failed *Number 1: The Murder Jar*

[@dessertlimbo]

Joshua Rosado because he was trying his best to not test his talent of people killing people

[@DL-SUFF]

I read this with Chill's Voice.

[@fwbrendann]

A 𝚋𝚘𝚒

[@cezarcatalin1406]

_Number 2 : Whatever Germany was before 1946_

[@Physma]

*"Before we get to number one, my name is Chills and I hope you're enjoying my narration"*

[@markmcculfor6113]

That moment when the murder jar hits "oh no" you know something bad is happening lol

[@eviethehuman9356]

RT: Don't fear, this one is here to stay Me, 3 mins in: Delete it

[@samsemy6825]

Ha, that's what everyone in the stream said, I wonder why?

[@nigelvanzanten227]

you should add murdrer jars more often, but instead of letting it be as low as possible, aim for the highest score you can get

[@InfernallyCapricious]

From "I'm actually trying" to "Suislide" That's the RT we know and love.

[@BlackWACat]

stream viewer: *says anything* RT: COWABUNGA IT IS

[@fear1692]

RT: "Hey welcome to the park, in which way do you want to die sir?"

[@ut.summer2114]

Fear lmao

[@chunta957]

May i experience 33g please?

[@firockfinion3326]

"Innocent deaths: oh no" My sides. XD

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

RT should do a "try not to kill someone" challenge.

[@crpalstuck2966]

He would instantly lose though

[@lxl_grxmp]

that is impossible though

[@torisking6989]

One person dies, he has to start all over

[@langtonyeah9669]

The impossible challenge

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

Very hard

[@izzy1221]

I am so proud of RT. He isn’t quite there yet but damn he is trying. *Babysteps RT*

[@lzrshark617]

It's like ManRay trying to complete his goodness lessons. He's almost gotten to the point where he doesn't rip peoples' arms off

[@jackskare]

RT: okay guys today im actually goin to make a profitable working park. Also RT: ah 49 vertical g's is fine open it up

[@someonespoopy8269]

Everyone: You’re not gonna blend people??!??!?! Rt: Well yes, but actually no

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

“Innocent Deaths: Oh No” Is this Action Park?

[@cypresskey9898]

CSG its always been action park

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

Fair point

[@coleomantenforty8747]

You are new here, aren't you?

[@chase9450]

rt: "its not very wheelchair accessible" oh trust me rt, as a person in a wheelchair, i wouldnt want to see the horrors past that hill anyways

[@memeingvirgin7250]

The more times you play a game you somehow manage to break it more and more.

[@j.gibble6162]

Coming to a theme park near you: The Suislide

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Suiclide *

[@Physma]

@@cezarcatalin1406 bruh

[@leonardochapman4736]

@@cezarcatalin1406 wtf dumbass. Its suislide

[@aznperson8]

RT: "We're going to try not to blend people." "...We ARE going to blend people."

[@IceFire1800]

RT no! RT YES!

[@Chezmono]

Batman: My parents died when I was only a child. Robin: Mine too. RT: *looks nervous*

[@joshuang9341]

Rt wouldn't spare a child.

[@theriffrepeaterjr.1772]

69 likes

[@joshuang9341]

@@theriffrepeaterjr.1772 Haha 69 funny number im so funny and original

[@sparecreeper1580]

Hmmm Child....... 69......... Give the children some 69 ‘toys’

[@Physma]

@@sparecreeper1580 oh no

[@conenine9377]

You gotta sign like 47 warranties before entering.

[@EleniLee]

*Listens to RT saying he’ll actually create a functioning then looks at the thumbnail and title* Me: hmm?

[@legolascousins]

There's probably like 100 deaths that he didn't see

[@Noreceipts400]

The first rollercoaster was just constantly shooting them onto the stairs the entire time so yeah probably

[@capitancuba1]

@@Noreceipts400 more like 10000

[@renown6386]

@@capitancuba1 more likely 10.000.000.000

[@theyluvkg7078]

@@renown6386 thats 10 lmao

[@prettyrat.]

Obsidian Night In some countries it’s standard to use “.” instead of “,” in 4+ digit numbers. So just read it as 10,000,000,000.

[@SybieSybs]

"I just want a simple rollercoaster..." Proceeds to build the Hanky Panky around the island.

[@NewbyTon]

*_*Planet coaster was an inside job_**

[@emperorgalaxian6573]

Just imagine if RTGames and GrayStillPlays play a game that let's you exploit and kill people together. Think of the anarchy.

[@lzrshark617]

Collab between RT, GrayStillPlays, and CallMeKevin. Let the bodies rain from the sky!

[@wta1518]

You forgot letsgameitout.

[@thundergod2644]

@@wta1518 And Spiff!

[@wta1518]

@@thundergod2644 But Spiff focuses more on Spore and scamming EA.

[@thundergod2644]

@@wta1518 No, he loves messing with games just like the other youtubers mentioned. You should check out some of his videos.

[@JadeyJ4d3y]

*puts lanterns everywhere* CHINESE NEW YEAR INTENSIFIES

[@bman2cool4u68]

😂😂

[@ichigosandra]

xD

[@artsyscrub3226]

Rt: im not gonna kill anyone *Litterally 2 seconds later* Rt: ok blender time

[@373dani]

1:30 i love how it still says ZERO deaths when thousands of people are dying

[@UncleSnowzo]

RT: "I WILL NOT kill a soul" *Country Roads starts playing* *Dark souls death screen appears in front of a random NPCs face*

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

This is like if Jim Pickens builds a theme park. There's gonna be a lot of damage.

[@joshuamccutcheonoldchannel4769]

Jim Pickens is a Call Me Kevin character, wrong channel buddy.

[@TheRealLostfan78]

Planet coaster: this is going to be a wonderful day 😃 RTGame: Not so fast buddy

[@spikemoody1757]

Next video: ‘Literally killing someone in real life’

[@RedGuyStudios]

Real life but I literally murder somebody

[@adamhenry6793]

F

[@luthient2605]

I mean, he's quite experienced with the art of fish fighting.

[@that_kid_with_wheels]

You need to do a challenge where you make it fully accessible

[@mainomniverse2038]

Rt: "I know we say this every time, but we're going to *try* not to blend people." Also RT: *The thumbnail is a rendition of RT's most recent blender.*

[@lukus4378]

RT: "I'm going to try not to blend people." *Looks at thumbnail* Press X to doubt.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Simulating car crashes sounds very *exhaust-ing*

[@crunxxyy3527]

It sounds like it would make you *tire-d*

[@thepersonthatannoysyou2910]

@@crunxxyy3527 man the *suspension* is real in these puns.

[@Cubeeeeeeeee]

Ha

[@1secondarysmile]

*ba dum tiss*

[@alicebnuuy6155]

"im gonna try not to blend people" looks at thumbnail looks into camera like on the office

[@bradley4615]

"I'm gunna try not to blend people" *looks at thumbnail*

[@kaitheianitefollower3114]

“I’m gonna try not to blend people” *looks at thumbnail* aaahhahahahahhaha suuuuure

[@thedoruk6324]

RTGames our Beloved Prophet of the *west virginia*

[@dudeman1983]

_Daddy Daddy I wanna commit suislide!_ Alright Timmy, just once. Timmy? Timmy! *_TIMMY NO_*

[@markqurf]

RT: "I don't understand, I'm trying to make a normal coaster" Also RT: **picks the fastest coaster and makes it go straight up 100 feet**

[@formerjoy7555]

"Building a theme park that simulates horrible car crashes" *they had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

[@l0z3rajax]

rt: i wont blend people this time everyone watching this: sounds fake but ok

[@SweetiBerri]

Fake flex but ok

[@mortalsno4086]

RT, you should make that one fictional killer roller coaster that has loops that get exceedingly smaller and smaller. It would be fun for the whole family

[@meganackerman7736]

Daniel: I’m going to try not to blend people Me: *try*

[@redjacketguy9911]

A high hilltop covered with Uncle Sam’s, peaked with a bank, an obviously fake boat ride with a highway that kills you if you look too closely, and the main attraction is a ride that’ll make your spine sound like a glowstick; Yep, that’s the US as an amusement park alright

[@CallMeEitan]

This is by far the best episode of Planet Coaster RT has ever streamed.

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

Imagine some superhuman whose origin story is that they were left at this park and had to adapt to survive That's actually why there's a bunch of fields, it's so the snipers can easily see any kids escaping

[@blub5113]

*RTGame makes a rollercoaster that could possibly kill you but.....* *Who wouldnt want to get killed by one of RT's contraptions*

[@Blueshirt38]

Hey, I'm not sure if you are aware, but it seems that someone has gotten on your account and changed your profile picture to a very flamboyant rainbow with the word "GAY" plastered on it.

[@blub5113]

@@Blueshirt38 oh sir ik this i did it on purpose

[@DiscountMiku]

Kill me RT~~

[@chalkycherries]

@@blub5113 i know i'm over two years late now but i just want you to know that you are all that i aspire to be

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

The Screams from the guests add charm to the place.

[@Ghostoor]

It says innocent deaths. But nobody is innocent. Therefore... I guess the jar worked!!

[@Pasloe.]

The title and the start of this video don't fit together very well.

[@gyraflight]

Why is no one talking about 9:46? RT: I don’t think the murder jar worked The jar: *oh no*

[@ThatExplo]

*When you watched the stream but rewatch the video anyways* Btw 1:20 was about 40m into stream

[@qwello1928]

Is simple 3+4 is 9

[@-_.Melody._-]

When your murder jar stops counting and starts screaming, you know you've made a severe and continuous lapse in your judgement.

[@JohanniklasLp]

I guess the one time you didn't play with unlimited money was enough pacifism.

[@navycalvin9337]

oh god, i can hear Takumi and his Hachiroku screaming in the background looking at that spiral race track.

[@brendan8870]

Oh wow! A planet coaster video! Oh, It’s made my RT. Killing everyone!

[@kittyclearsight3564]

You make perfectly functional death traps. Love it.

[@mankeyfruit4216]

*Sees planet coaster* FBI: Oh no

[@rock2706]

I think the problem with the roller coasters is the max height to length ratio. The lift gives the cars gravitational potential energy, which when the cars progress downward along the track is largely converted to kinetic energy. However, when the cars are moving, kinetic energy is lost to friction and drag. If most of the total kinetic energy and potential energy is lost to friction, than the cars will arrive at the station at a reasonable speed. If, however, very little energy is lost (compared to the total initial potential energy) because the ride was too short for its length, than the cars will arrive at the station at a very high speed and the riders will die. Therefore, you have two solutions to your problem: one, Make the rides longer so that there is more time for energy to be removed from the cars via friction, or two, make the rides less tall so that there is less initial potential energy and therefore less energy that needs to be lost via friction.

[@NewbyTon]

Who would win: A roller coaster theme park designed to kill people Or One fishy boie

[@lordorsommet1209]

Newby Ton dank who would win meme 😂😂

[@rileymasters1683]

You mean undyne?

[@natsukilovestobake4427]

Newby Ton Hey i saw you on the Magik Mike face reveal video saying ‘ur face is secy’ lol (that comment made me nearly die of laughter btw)

[@user-el5pj3gb9u]

When they ask him open his mouth, he doesn't even have a tongue.

[@isakkallberg1747]

Just saying f before i watch the video because i know that many lives will be lost

[@odd9965]

Missed opportunity to call it CARnage

[@cursedspider5610]

No one: RT: what if i kill people in games?

[@pine3636]

the suicslide absolutely killed me, figuratively and literally.

[@pamelawestphal7037]

RT: it has to be functional, so we can't go too crazy *Cut to 500 Uncle Sams underneath the rollercoaster*

[@joet4204]

I like how he goes back to old games and make em new again you got my sub

[@pixelart9443]

I feel like him and dangerouslyfunny would be good friends. Or maybe they already are Idk

[@prod.electrostatic1030]

Gray: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@fear1692]

RT watch out, if you continue like this EA will buy your rollercoasters

[@icu9313]

0:30 - Oh he's gonna make a nice and neat park this time! Fucking hell...

[@BSAY]

"#31 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" , "building theme park to kill people"

[@dogwthafez]

RT:”this time I swear I won’t kill anyone “ Everyone else:”oh god someone go fetch the body-broom”

[@jthecoder]

I love how the murder jar is padded with 2 zeros when you introduce it ─ suggesting that there are gonna be over 10 murders of course

[@SludgeBrown]

A roller costar that just runs along the path

[@abvolts-animation6008]

Things that will never happen: RT making a functioning and beautiful theme park that won’t kill people RT stopping the enslavement of people RT streaming on yt

[@solar2179]

Getting a gf

[@fulcrum2951]

Something everyone here has in common

[@jasbuggg]

RT: I'm actually trying Also RT: Raises land to cover entire rollercoaster

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

Car crashes are returning to theme parks. Nature is healing. We are the virus.

[@Fishface852]

You should totally make a section of the park dedicated to the racetrack, but make them all like Mario Kart tracks because I want to see what you do with that (and it would be fun)

[@auces7084]

3:09 yes because you f’in killem all

[@crustacean-abby]

you know it's bad when the murder jar says "oh no"