The Man Who Assassinated JFK Plays Binding of Isaac

[@RTGame]

Legal disclaimer: I did not actually kill JFK, please don't sue

[@darknimbus_]

Just had to clarify that huh

[@goviangame5368]

Disappointing.

[@Idontplaytf2]

Who would sue you? The guy who actually assassinated JFK?

[@gabrielkessler6166]

Yeah we believe you. ;)

[@thealmightycommanderemu7616]

OK, but you did kill Lincoln.

[@walkermorales337]

“I wasn’t alive” That’s a pretty convenient excuse if you ask me.

[@2knives1cook]

Neither was JFK

[@tyleralan1470]

yeah a little TOO convenient

[@captainblue5096]

@@2knives1cook So RT was JFK? So it was suicide!

[@StickMaster500]

Ever since RT decided to kill the entire Welsh population in search for Cupcake, his bloodlust has never stopped that it bent the fabric of space-time where he became every real life villain in existence

[@fairyflight8436]

Don't forget his crimes in Sapienza

[@giaxo1739]

Wouldn't this imply that he was somehow both Hitler and Stalin?

[@guyrex213]

When did that happen??

[@hawttub_2265]

@@giaxo1739 have you ever seen any three of those guys in the same room?

[@TheTrytix]

Stickmaster? What are you doing here? I normally expect to find you in the comment section of every TF2 animation ever made, not here. That's interesting, finding you here too.

[@Nubfist]

First he started a twitch cult and now he traveled back in time as Danny Devito so he could assassinate JFK. The RT Game experience is truly fantastic.

[@Ellisepha]

And yet he still doesn't know what "kneading" is

[@paulikoller3942]

@@Ellisepha and then not letting the dough sit and it just being oily💀😖

[@el4689]

i think danny devito is rt when he’s older. rt denies killing JFK but only because he hasn’t killed him yet

[@Eis_]

Its Daniel "Danny" Devito.

[@ronn201]

"I don't have a placenta." "I did not kill JFK." "I don't like being called daddy." What very oddly specific denials, Daniel.

[@sil9880]

also "I'm not pregnant!"

[@aidanfarnan4683]

"I am not a furry!" "I'm not BD Cooper!" "No, I didn't make all that money gambeling!" Dan is Sly Cooper, comfirmed.

[@PanglossWasWrong]

"I don't have a toe fetish!"

[@nothanks39]

this is the strangest 2 truths and a lie I've ever seen

[@patrikcath1025]

I can't believe Don Tigre disguised himself as Dan and killed JFK

[@thatpersonsmusic]

Actually Don Tigre was JFK also

[@claudiomacari6554]

Don Tigre was THE GUN!

[@rapogirl1391]

Don Tigre was the car!!

[@williamvalorious4403]

No he was actually the bullet

[@1th_to_comment.]

​@@claudiomacari6554 Von Karma was the killer.

[@dazcarrr]

the speed at which the intro devolved into "RT is responsible for every conspiracy known to man" is aplaudable

[@themafiaman7554]

I can’t believe Dan was John Wilkes Booth the whole time.

[@tsfnope3286]

The guy who killed Lincoln?

[@lemonlimeeee]

@@tsfnope3286 He's the man of many faces, he's John Wilkes Booth, The FBI, D.B. Cooper, who knows who else he could be?

[@abrahamlincoln1217]

@@tsfnope3286 no

[@Frost500-e3i]

*Wandavision music kicks in*

[@themuffinman3932]

@@lemonlimeeeeHe is the drift king

[@ob2kenobi388]

"If I could time travel, I'd be off on Doctor Who adventures!" ...Dan... Not only did the first episode of Doctor Who air the day after Kennedy was shot, the Doctor himself was canonically present at the assassination (first episode of the 9th Doctor, someone found a picture of him)

[@Ray_Moses]

Correlation: RT is one of the doctors.

[@ILiekFishes]

@@Ray_Moses obvs the 69th regeneration

[@blakksheep736]

He can't be one of the doctors, tho, as that would mean he's... British...

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@blakksheep736 _...BR*TISH!?!?_ (loads shotgun with Irish intent)

[@emeraldkoala2]

​@@blakksheep736 not necessarily, a few have been Scots.

[@Jetfox967]

“For you see Daniel, I was the one that assassinated JFK.” -Von Karma 2022

[@truncatedGrip]

VON KARMA NO

[@ianschlembach6195]

@@truncatedGrip VON TIGRE NO

[@doubletake3411]

Took the shot from the roof of the chemical factory, right?

[@pedroyuuhi]

I love how Chat gaslight Dan into believing he killed JFK

[@Lady_Amelia-Eloise]

That’s twitch chat for you

[@g-manjr.7852]

I read the title of the video and didn’t know the context behind “man who killed JFK” but honestly my first reaction was just “huh I guess I missed that stream/video, that sounds like a thing RT would do”

[@Liltinasmile]

I didn't even question it. I don't know if that says more about me or RT

[@jondw]

honestly same

[@deceitfulmat2411]

Dan, this is a safe space. We accept you for who you are as John Wilkes Booth

[@claudiomacari6554]

John Wilkes Booth. The woman who famously shot JFK in Austria in 1776 and kick-started the 1,000 year war between Australia and the Emus.

[@justadumb8864]

I can't believe RT is Ranboo's father

[@benitolj3187]

Literally was just about to comment this

[@GrayCatbird1]

So grateful and happy to have found this support group for presidential assassins

[@lucynsuns]

I love that kelli's normal voice is so normal and small but the scream is absolutely monstrous

[@CyJayVT]

My ears hurt. Please tell her to stop screaming thanks.

[@theclarkmaster3642]

I can’t believe they made dead children from binding of Isaac a real thing

[@atmospheric3261]

I don't really like the crossover real life and binding of Isaac had, crying isn't a good addition in my opinion

[@Onyrooliver]

Unfortunately they have to be older than 9 months to obtain in the U.S. now :/

[@theglitchcounter264]

“Your dead baby’s soul has been retconned out of existence”-woolie

[@tybirous3417]

@@theglitchcounter264 START A NEW SAVE

[@theglitchcounter264]

@@tybirous3417 shoulda come back with “can ya roll it back atleast”

[@Angrenost02]

I can't believe Dan became a time traveler to assassinate Kennedy and prevent our universe to become Minecraft

[@minecraftsteve5201]

The way ✨ Dad ✨ always intended!

[@X-SPONGED]

RT's On-stream Admissions of Guilt : 1. RT is Lee Harvey Oswald [0:50] 2. RT is Daniel B. Cooper [1:33] 3. RT is Old Nessie of The Loch [1:43] 4. RT is Danny DeVito a.k.a The Lorax [1:49] 5. RT is John Wilkes Booth [7:47] 6. RT is Nicholas Cage [7:42] 7. RT is Pregananant ??! [15:04]

[@DrumMajorsAMM]

The lore of why RT hates Daisy has finally been revealed: RT is jealous of her love for Luigi, because HE LOVES LUIGI

[@tylermonacchio2163]

Good God! It all makes sense now. "In all things, look to love!" I can see all the scenes of Dan admiring Luigi for his love of the polter pup despite his fear of it, of him feeling for the guy who was never the most popular but who always tried their best to do good, and even that time when Luigi said: "It Luigi time!" And Luigied all over those guys. It was a Luigi moment that could have happened.

[@acciprovus3614]

The Doctor was actually at the JFK assassination if I recall correctly. In the first episode of the reboot there's a guy with conspiracy theories about who the doctor is, he shows a picture of the doctor at the JFK assassination

[@mitochondria6247]

"Avengers endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever." Dan's hitlist:

[@amaryllis2spinner]

i feel sad now because of the countless people in the universe who will never get the opportunity to see this comment

[@mitochondria6247]

@@amaryllis2spinner to quote jfk, "pray not for easy likes, pray to make better posts."

[@kinas1027]

Had so much fun making these mods - thank you so much for playing, mate!

[@CeHee123]

Came for Isaac, stayed for the conspiracy theories. And Kelli's Homer Simpson screams.

[@dsnever3041]

Rtgame’s chat has now joined the ranks of jermas and dougdoug’s as the most clinically insane and entertaining

[@Taypokemon]

Only NOW they join?

[@HazeEmry]

They have been for quite some time now. But at the very least they don't want him to hurt himself. They stopped Dan from eating a flower on the date stream and most recently, they freaked out about the flour on the tray on the pizza stream.

[@kieranv588]

Woohoo, the crossover we've all been waiting for. RT x Dead Babies x JFK assassination

[@ctbarrel8974]

x Placenta Pals

[@TrulyBS-QJ]

x high pressure projectile pregnancies of pain

[@speedyboyo748]

A crossover bigger than The Backrooms x Women

[@minecraftsteve5201]

x and Knuckles

[@thewhiterabbit133]

Featuring Dante from the Devil may cry series!

[@lilyflos187]

Kelli just becoming a fire alarm at 7:17 an Dan just continuing like nothing happened broke me

[@neonbunnies9596]

7:32 Imagine JFK tries to defend himself with a boomerang but he catches it wrong and kills himself

[@goldenhorde6944]

I love bbc sherlock

[@YoshiFan007]

Kelli being at a normal volume until startled and then just YELLING in terror always made me laugh during the stream

[@boomblade1019]

YO MY FAV GAME AND MY FAVORITE ASSASSINATED PRESIDENT IN ONE STREAM

[@elenas3571]

I love how Kelli goes through the game using her boomerang like Mabel uses her grappling hook in gravity falls!

[@chillrendbeats]

Glad to know murdering JFK and getting a quality 0 item have the same vibe

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Butter Bean inspires wretched acts in all flawed souls

[@gonzy_estavez]

i can't believe Rumble Tumble Gaming finally admitted to assassinating JFK

[@lol_una]

Rumble tumble gaming 💀

[@squidcultist0022]

@@lol_una yeah what did you think rt stood for?

[@longfineel2630]

@@squidcultist0022 Rassasinated Tohn f kennedy

[@EthyrielY]

My experience with Binding of Issac was watching someone else play it who was really good at it, proceed to then try it for myself, and die horribly floor 2. 10/10 would rogue like again

[@grimreaper9121]

Hey I didn’t know you watched rtgame.

[@RRTR4Evr]

I'm pretty sure this is everyone's experience with BOI

[@primitivechef8009]

You just party rock til you get quality 4 item

[@sadredemojiball]

@Brando Galeno i died to a room full of pooters after getting mom's perfume in the treasure room adjacent to spawn after checking the curse room with a reward plate that spawned spiders

[@alexisrox44]

RT being a time traveller just reminds me of that Futurama clip where the Professor's trying to kill Hitler, and now I just imagine RT in that situation...

[@InternetsDadGaming]

He's trying to kill Hitler bumps the time travel lever, and shoots Kennedy instead

[@cah137-y4s]

"Slow down, I'll shoot Hitler out the window as we pass by!" (*BANG*) "Ah damn, I missed and hit JFK!"

[@_soothsayer_]

"is that more fire?" "no its a blood clot" god i love this game

[@hazer660]

I have dug deeper, and I am proud to announce. That RT is infact JFK.

[@HazeEmry]

*GASP* so it was suicide!

[@goldenpeach1657]

"Can't wait for this to be the next series on the channel! Almost 1000 hours of content!"

[@truncatedGrip]

the series of course being daniel killing every US president in history

[@goldenpeach1657]

@@truncatedGrip he'll be blamed for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln

[@MLGHazrad]

I saw a clip of an episode of Dr. Who where he and his companions accidentally saved Hitler from an assassin. Even the doctor engineers his mistakes Daniel.

[@buttonstheturtle1843]

To be fair they do still kill Hitler- but then he's just replaced by a fake Hitler, which is a robot full of shrunk down time travelers trying to fix paradoxes- I think they were also bounty hunters and they try to kill the Doctor bc he's got a giant bounty on him bc of his shenanigans :p

[@charlesqiu137]

Can’t wait for The Binding of Isaac: Have You Heard of Jesus

[@evilmikuplushie4603]

Alright everyone, after some intense investigation, I can, definitely confirm, this is an rtgame video.

[@maninhu9837]

So dan is: the man who killed JFK, DB Cooper AND the lorax

[@dr.eggman8942]

I always wondered why you never saw RT and Agent 47 in the same room at the same time

[@kadebrockhausen]

Killing JFK meant that RT inherited his blessing of eternal youth. He then changed his name to Rumble Tumble "Daniel" Games and moved to Ireland to becoming a TF2 player

[@lemeres2478]

I googled, and I saw at least three separate JFK assassination scenarios in minecraft.

[@Sticc_Man]

I do actually recall a Binding of Issac Minecraft mod revolving around combining mobs to make new creatures, and I remember as a kid being like "why is there a naked guy in this mod?"

[@Boonetube27]

One of my favorite things about this video is that (at least in the beginning) the bottom right has “the fool” next to the RTgame logo

[@lzrshark617]

I love that this vid both mentions the JFK assassination so much and includes it in the title to the point that it actually got hit with the youtube 'read context here' thingy because the algorithm thought it might be a conspiracy theory thing

[@capfig4471]

1:08 RT honestly seems like a viable doctor in my opinion so it's possible

[@privatesectorsec]

I can’t believe my wholesome KZbinr rtgame was Cain and killed his brother the whole time

[@Arkos__]

Kelli has that animatronic scream lol

[@arroz-autista7766]

Also, What's the lore behind her starting the runs with a bumerang?

[@colesweed]

I gotta say I love the description. "Watch more murder" is so ominous

[@Poondaedalin]

I love the fact that Kelli has the Pog mod. It's just a rule at this point that every streamer has to use it.

[@thepompf2049]

Pog and specialist dance is just a requirement to be honest

[@meganplant8993]

I love how there is a Context link to JFKs assination on the video 💀

[@kristofertaft194]

Did you know, they used to call Kelli the boomerang queen back in college?

[@very_much]

They used to call him the assassination king back in college

[@zednoma8036]

it never made sense that people automatically assume time travel = instant transmission aswell. Wouldn't you just, go back in time in the same location? sure you can go back to the renaissance era, but will be in the middle of the woods being attacked by a bear.

[@HizuiSneazel]

What I gathered from this -Dan killed JFK -Dan is a Doctor Who incarnation -Dan is very gay for Luigi -Placenta

[@icee339]

There actually is a mod for Minecraft named ‘Nameless Trinkets’ which has trinkets based on The Binding of Isaac (and also some other stuff). Some trinkets are a bit overpowered but still good fun :)

[@dantelopez676]

“I don’t remember the episode where the Doctor livestreams for 4 years” Weeping Angel’s first episode

[@Moh4a4d]

RT gets put on an Ace Attorney trial right from the start

[@KelliSiren]

Thanks for all of the RT facts my dearest placenta pals ❤

[@RTGame]

The placenta pals killed jfk

[@nakedstatue8517]

I am Naked Statue.

[@HazeEmry]

@@RTGame nice try drift furry, we know it's you

[@ianschlembach6195]

@@HazeEmry *daddy drift furry Oswald

[@garden7549]

@@nakedstatue8517 u right

[@wolfpearl2734]

My school never had a "don't do gambling" lesson

[@cheese4870]

I can't believe Dan was alive during November 22 1963

[@_soothsayer_]

BOI is the game I hate trying to explain to anyone else. For example: Trying to explain why being a Scorpio is better than having the common cold. Why it's a good idea to sacrifice two babies on a sacrificial altar. Why spoiled milk is bad but raw liver is great. Why collecting the head of your dead dog is really good. And one of my personal favorites, why you should go and collect the different parts of your dead cat. Etc, etc.

[@Canaman1a]

17:07 You turned into The Spiffing Brit.

[@Blue_Carbon_]

Pretty sure "placenta facts" is an Elden Ring boss

[@gubson-xy2ow]

in Stardew valley, my farm is run by JFK , Richard Nixon, and Lee Harvey Oswald

[@WutWo]

I can’t wait for the next irl stream to be RT running from the cops because of the various crimes against humanity that he’s done!

[@__Pigeon]

I imagine that Isaac will never be the same after the drift king stopped by to torment them

[@Frescko]

This video really expands the RT Lore

[@HazeEmry]

Someone update the wiki!

[@None-Up]

Having Dan try try to decline killing JFK while Isaac music plays in the background was great

[@orionphalynx6192]

Ah, yes. It's John Wilkes Booth playing Binding of Isaac with Sokka from ATLA.

[@dylanlutchman5094]

Can't believe lee harvey oswald started a let's play channel

[@stingray2305]

Fun placenta fact! Similarly to lizards eating their shed skin, some women will eat their placentas after giving birth for nutrients!

[@damaan1243]

This is unironically the first time I've seen gameplay of this game

[@moomooheadme8843]

When you start talking about a channel that talks about dead celebrities, the first thing I search is "rtgame has died"

[@bowievance4524]

I can't believe it turns out Daniel was Von Karma the whole time!

[@Healion123]

they didn't find a placenta pal. they found a fetus fella

[@c8six452]

how did this video go from JFK assassinations to placenta facts

[@magical_onion9854]

i love it when youtube actually recommends vids when they come out

[@35thrat]

got isaac after the sick stream isaac stream with kelli

[@beanids]

This was truly Daniel’s point of no return. From here on out, he was more RTGame than Daniel.

[@victikirby15]

0:17 to be fair there is an item in The Binding of Isaac that is a direct Minecraft reference, the Notched Pickaxe

[@Vectorbro]

Kelli's scream sounds a school fire alarm

[@shinypikagaming]

I get the vague impression that Kelli likes her boomerang.

[@catsonbrooms]

Really? I wasn't so sure..

[@wireshock4633]

Kelli: "Can I have your placenta?" Orphan of Kos: "Certainly."

[@MF-fd2ug]

Placenta fact: In german the word for Placenta is Mutterkuchen which literally translates to mother cake

[@lunacanyonrose8436]

Despite watching the entire VOD already, I will also be watching this whole video.

[@purplehaze2358]

The chemistry between you two is amazing and I wanna see more streams with the both of you.

[@ceeceepg]

I have peaked! One of my Twitch comments was not only acknowledged by RT but included in a youtube video! 1:32 🎉

[@pixlv6384]

5:14 Kelli's character looks like a blindfolded man with a beard

[@VoidAlien]

We still love you RT even if you assassinated JFK and won't admit it

[@Fem_Witch]

So Dan killed JFK and Lincon while pregnant, that's my streamer.

[@cormacdoherty7065]

7:17 * bloodcurdling scream* What else can I do with a boomerang Kelly?

[@olivermckowen135]

This is like the Ancient Aliens timeline, but all the aliens are just RT in different disguises

[@agentvictoria4021]

Daniel is talking about conspiracy theories when Fluffy's board exists

[@shapezncolourz]

rtumblr jumpscare

[@ironwario9184]

WAIT I WAS JUST HOPING FOR THIS TO EXIST

[@citrine6959]

We go from “A Man Who Has No Rhythm Plays-“ and “A Man Who Loves Crime Plays-“ to “A Man Who *Literally Killed The Fucking President Plays-“*

[@Tumbleflop]

Kelly: *takes damage* Also Kelly: _SR PELO YELL_

[@TheNeoMc]

RT: "If it exists, it exists in Minecraft." *Me who made Phas into Minecraft*: "oh..."

[@ardabaki4597]

dan pronouncing isaac as izack is giving me a heart attack