How We Destroyed Christmas - Arma 3

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

If Santa gets all his information from the FBI watch list then wouldn't that mean there's no such thing as a nice list and instead there's only a naughty list?

[@RubixRaptor]

You know too much

[@Digiarcstudio]

Call the FBI. He knows too much!

[@Littleman3240]

@Ashley Are we sure he knows too much?

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

@@Littleman3240 yeah, he definitely knows too much.

[@PhoenixT70]

Its zero-sum, see? If you're not naughty, you must be nice!

[@RubixRaptor]

After being shot down over Northern Russia for violating air space laws Mrs. Claus has hired an ION contracting group to free Santa Claus and maybe even get off the naughty list for their unspeakable crimes in sub-Saharan Africa. Also sorry about my driving during this op I think I was hitting the eggnog a little too hard.

[@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764]

Atleast thats leave Mrs Santa a widowed MILF.🤭

[@kaboomluong9373]

@@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764 jesus christ

[@rookiejr1600]

We did not mean to shoot him down sorry

[@killerscar6390]

At least he made warcrimes in 1991 in algeria

[@timothykeegan959]

@@rookiejr1600 well some one did shoot him down twice. *whistling away*

[@boredguy6379]

All I want for Christmas is a pardon.

[@bananabanana1985]

pardon

[@S_O_U_P]

I can help

[@spacemarines1371]

6:30 Imagine shooting at an enemy truck and two dozen soldiers get out and unload their rifles into your chest.

[@howarddenaven5165]

I bet that guys last thoughts were “oh fuck,Shit!”

[@nomad-oc1iz]

Since it's arma i would expect 3-10 dozen ngl

[@carbonwolf3865]

Real time mistake recognition

[@chaosinc.382]

​@@howarddenaven5165 "This went differently in my head..!"

[@captainvalentin8826]

"I don't need a doctor, I need milk ! Calcium for my bones" that is funny to me.

[@mrbones5572]

You know it’s a good op when Santa Claus is being taken hostage by the russians

[@aylaulrich3195]

Just causeyou look like that skeleton, I gotta say that you need some calcium.

[@commanderslasher1842]

Remember no Santa

[@timothykeegan959]

love how one of the frist quick clips is me running santa over LOL

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

And i thank you for that!!! He didn't get me my own doctor doom action figure when i was 5!!!

[@chaosinc.382]

Sets the tone.

[@michaelguernsey1206]

Haha

[@kadewilson6079]

YOU'RE THAT LEGENDARY BEING?!!

[@AxelDeSade]

The reindeer are both hilarious and terrifying.

[@Jack-me7kl]

You're telling me. I got executed because I didn't know the answer to a fucking riddle. Fuck you Comet.

[@xvo1dcaster38]

I like how the video begins with Santa’s sleigh getting shot down by anti air

[@nomad-oc1iz]

Well... he was flying in military airspace

[@quattrobajeena254]

Honestly that clip is just the funniest shit ever taken out of context

[@Boneworm852]

Santa being part of ECHELON and also a warlock with wendigo familiars seems very right for 2020. Great vid!

[@yustitsiya5335]

The way that guy screamed medic at 2:42 is so real. Like I could hear that on the shores of Normandy or something.

[@judgeboony2695]

Dude you'd freak out too if _Santa Claus_ got hurt like that!

[@yustitsiya5335]

@@judgeboony2695 This is true lmao

[@thedyingmeme6]

I think thats Canadian Bean

[@trexwithashotgun5333]

I'm not sure why but Santa's reindeer give me an intense sense of mortal terror.

[@TacticalAnthony]

there are skinwalkers outside my house

[@openthinker6562]

Never knew that Santa decided to hire the Wendigo as his reindeer… At least they now only eat the bad children and not just random people.

[@mkosmala1309]

"I want a lego Tienanmen Square lego set." Hope you ain't planning on going to China any time soon.

[@loneyager5577]

Maybe the Russians killed Santa in self defense is the funniest crap I’ve heard in a while great job

[@warhawk4494]

After watching Santa's actions in this OP. You might be onto something.......

[@Dryghtendanitsu]

this feels extra spicy in 2022 lmao

[@masterzoroark6664]

Ya ever heard about their Santa equivalen? Dziadek Mroz (Old Man Winter) is someone you ain't wanna doublecross

[@warhawk4494]

@@masterzoroark6664 no I have not but I'm gonna go check that out.

[@treymorgan4789]

“Here comes Santa!” *santa slams into ground at 400 kph*

[@gaelicpride_6353]

10:01...Santa violates the Geneva Convention

[@Vanishingink4]

Geneva suggestion

[@roygarcia4251]

@@Vanishingink4 Geneva To-Do-List.

[@ross2905]

"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" - 5:09 I genuinely laughed out loud and had to explain wtf I was watching....in March

[@UndeadDragonWarrior]

Imma give you a script, hope you enjoy. [Officers start talking about their greatest fk ups, and one officer chimes in] Sarge: alright boys I have one none of you can top. You're all aware of our Automated Air Defense system right? Amazon stuff, shoots mortars, missiles, k-keeps the airs clear. We've all seen the demos, its a must for our soldier boys barracks. So well . . . [Sarge takes a big swig of his beer] Sarge: So apparently these things work too well. Its Christmas eve, the soldiers are in the barracks enjoying themselves, Air Defense goes off, nothing new there, just more S.O.B.s trying to kill them, but here's the thing [Long pause] it's the loud bang afterwards that caught their attention. [Sarge let's out a large sigh sitting back] Sarge: so . . . I'm woken up at 0100 hours, I am told a UFO crashed, it isn't until I get a visual feed in that we found out what it actually was. Turns out our automated system works a bit too well! Detected Old Saint Nick in the sky and thinking he was a missile, proceeded to turn our saint into swiss cheese with all his deer unrecognizable, thing was a sight. That is right, that is right! The U S of fucking A military shot down old nick because they wanted to protect their boys in arms more than Christmas and by God they did!

[@ravager2-636]

JayRaptor & Company presents “Krinkle’s Revenge” “Followed by Krinkle’s End”

[@BattleBrochar]

back again to watch the 4 piece series as part of my christmas 'watchlist' (LOTR is included therefore making this series as good)

[@raven5524]

Me when the Australian anthem started: this puts a smile on my face

[@mr.accorn]

1:21 that rabbit is completely unfazed by what is happening

[@bigmdelpthegamer2027]

I better see Christmas on fire including the snow raptor! Hope I enjoy the video

[@pb_jtime101aa3]

This reminds me of the episode of south park where they had to save him from the taliban

[@TTHJJD100]

The short version of the title that fits on my phone lock screen is "how we destroyed Christ" and I'm glad I had the opportunity to experience such confusion

[@derpboat9371]

so I'm guessing the next hit christmas story for children around the world is gonna be how santa and his reindeer were rescued from the wrath of the russian military only to collide with a fence at 200 miles per hour

[@DigitalCarrion]

1:04 best quote of the entire video

[@born_2007]

Love when one of the guys scream medic. I died laughing, when he came back and said he brought every medic I died again!! XD

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

I love that guy who brought ever damn medic for Santa

[@commander_katyusha6799]

Seems like santa is now delivering bullets rather then presents

[@chen_plays4173]

Oi M4

[@commander_katyusha6799]

Yo

[@chen_plays4173]

Wheres Star

[@commander_katyusha6799]

Trying to be edgy somewhere as usual

[@chen_plays4173]

Lets go M4, i have a tdoll to oath

[@lovebirdmic]

10:25 my internet froze and I thought for a moment Jay was crashing, but no- perfect timing tho!

[@maxwelldanger1929]

thanks for adding to my "things you don't want to hear while in a car" list. "that's a guardrail" is now one of my favorites.

[@MilitaristTurkcu]

2:41 Why did he scream "Medic" that frantically?🤣🤣🤣

[@clerictheia629]

You'll get off the naughty list next year, I can feel it! Thanks for the video and Merry Christmas!

[@Riku-Leela]

"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" Lmao hahaha

[@seanmuller7579]

Ignis Corp in: "A Very Violent Christmas"

[@nathanford2072]

I half imagine one of the guys who shot down santa going “this is what you get for giving me coal EVERY SINGLE YEAR!”

[@Alex-X854]

"YOU TURNED HIM IN SOUP" XD

[@gwrstudios5181]

You do not know how many times I have managed to watch this in under a hour this is grate

[@GASHTHEFOOL]

“1:22” Anybody noticed a damn bunny dead center between that crazy ass fire fight

[@ghostinabeanie3485]

"asks for arma DLC" santa: just fucking combusts into a explosion Building disapears

[@ArkStClair]

Nobody- Australians- ‘anthem intensify’

[@sethmcintyre871]

At 1:55. You fools can wound me but you can't kill a skeleton. The Dragonborn walked to him. Fo Ro Da.

[@asrisaran5536]

These videos are my Christmas movie.

[@The_Reasonable_Denier]

"Medic MEDICCCCC"... love it 😂

[@TheGamingShadowCat]

Ah yes… the beginning of something beautiful!

[@TheRealSharkface]

0:51 "Colonel, there's heavy fire on my locatio- this idiot stared right over me."

[@agentewok146]

Okay, I got a PragerU ad and Prager himself said Happy Holidays makes no sense and Merry Christmas is still appropiate.

[@stevemc6010]

Lol, typical neocon

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

“I am starting to think the russians shot down santa for self defense” Same dude

[@exodus9941]

Seeing this pop up as a recommendation a year later IN NOVEMBER is concerning.

[@friendlyfire3412]

7:20 The best joke.

[@TheDriver1708]

Coming back and watching this after watching the 2024 christmas event. Makes this one seem like tame.

[@ChaoClow]

We need footage of this vid from Santa's and the Reindeer's POVs

[@futtynucker5278]

1:22 Rabbit: this spot seems safe

[@seeeddie850]

I like how there's just a bunch of random bunnies running around in the middle of a festive warzone.

[@Craigebussan]

I just finished watching your halo op and i just subbed this is a great gift

[@courier6733]

gonna make it tradion to watch this every christmas

[@alphaandomega4422]

I'm crying from all the laughing I did, had no idea 🎅 swore like a sailor😆. Merry Christmas ya crazy bastards

[@zeWuzard]

Santa really should say to a guy with a gun point blank aimed at his head that he is on the naught list.

[@expiredwater9019]

Now, we are sure Santa Claus isn't Malaysian?

[@yak3andt349]

The flipping Santa was amassed

[@markoconnor4386]

Its still unclear how many of Bravo died to that reindeer and the damn riddles

[@Jack-me7kl]

Seriously though, fuck Comet.

[@BinnsyBoi1]

a full year from this video...and i just realised it's Maru that shot down santa...of course

[@Vanishingink4]

1:21 that rabbits definitely having nam flashbacks

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

Thank you for this wonderful present, Merry Christmas Jay!

[@TheCrystonian]

You know what, I'm fine with Santa being dead. He was kind of an ass.

[@crysisrevelation6132]

He put a dog turd in your stocking when you were a kid one year, didn’t he?

[@TheMemeLord700]

Rubix: is in a tundra A snake: 0:52

[@fartman.mp3]

i dont think ive laughed harder at santa

[@arifahmadfauzi862]

Who thought it was a good idea to let a reindeer fly a goddamm sleigh?!?

[@eyg9503]

I love this Christmas movie.

[@kermitthefrog2578]

I love the guy just saying he shot an onion 😂

[@deathwingterminator2786]

Everybody gangster until Santa's sled is demolished by a Iron Dome battery

[@wolfyboy]

santa is apparently magnetically/magically attracted to cars, since he gets run over every chance he gets. XD

[@JamesThomson-xb6vr]

0:50 was that a snake?

[@Lhex_]

Santa gets shot down for entering restricted airspace

[@Saint_Trina]

Now about that beer I owe you stanta

[@irinosakai5415]

Santa had alternative ways to stop the naughty people this year.

[@tutunaku]

Santa looks like Tom Berenger's stunt double

[@mkosmala1309]

Honestly, Santa's evil clone being in a fiery incident at the end there was... um... let's just say it was a significant net positive.

[@oxsnxiwn7804]

That sleigh crash made me cry lol

[@SomeKindaHero117]

Ooga at 2:57 had me rolling

[@ravenev7219]

Is it wrong that a new Christmas episode is the only thing I'm looking forward to this Christmas

[@theblueshellthebaneofmario3469]

Damn Christmas has gotten dark.

[@kapkanthealligator1794]

Meanwhile in ArmA III : *Reindeer with an RPG*

[@jessedagreat2062]

8:49-9:00 is so funny I hiccup Ed a lot. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@adrianlane8169]

Merry christmas with booms

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

Christmas hittin different this year.

[@pidgeon230]

no christmas like a napalm christmas

[@rolandohernandez9868]

0:50 Snake: "o fuk"

[@davidmaroney7967]

You know it's probably for the best that Santa died.

[@armycowboy4313]

The Grinch tipped off the Russians he thought he won but Mrs cluas has declared war on the grinch and his allies for shooting her jolly toy down. Her orders where simple, safe Santa and the deer if possible and cause as much chaos as possible for those who dare shoot at her man.

[@nighthawk853]

i loves the christmas music in the backround

[@nighthawk853]

love

[@pitied3744]

11:05 a man of culture

[@inuboy867]

Your awesome videos are growing in number please keep your playlists updated to make your videos easier to watch please?

[@fearthefunnyman1201]

That rabbit at 1:20 though

[@TheFrenchyboi]

He knows who was naughty and who was nice and who will never be found under the ice

[@BF3DICEHUNTER]

omg i laughed so damn hard at the first clip 😩😂

[@Spillingpaints_studio]

One of the best videos 👌🏻

[@Lord_Brownie]

You didn’t let Christmas die son, Christmas has been dead for a long time...

[@josssablaon7034]

This is how every christmas should be