RUDE Returns Department [ASMR]

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[@TheBamaman38]

This was just an excuse to show off this lightsaber, and I loved it.

[@YaYa-rf6lb]

He was looking for some new guns to defeat Thanos

[@luisolalde9925]

@@YaYa-rf6lb lol

[@olavisalomaa]

Weird flex but ok

[@Perktube1]

He's got the guns…

[@Eyevun]

Yea it's dope af

[@jenrichards8938]

Can you do a show and tell of your Star Wars gear, like your collectibles what your favourite one is, any memories shared with specific items. Love your Star Wars stuff! Your voice is magic

[@SeanMunroActor]

Agreed

[@lordfarquaad8267]

JLR 1993 this is an amazing suggestion.

[@alexgracie1283]

yes please

[@kaihixon3225]

Yep

[@darkknight_1939]

Yesssss

[@mxeech]

the “let’s keep our distance from each other” is really hitting different right about now

[@TeoLadisa]

message from the future : it only gets worse my friend

[@scorchtv8269]

I know right

[@SmatiederLetsplayer]

Oh my ... I just realized that it’s like 6 months since rona

[@palki019]

@@SmatiederLetsplayer the year is nearly over hehe... he... he

[@micahhurley4146]

@@palki019 oof

[@dsbpt1746]

Me: *literally nothing* Fred: Don't mind me, I'm just taking notes of what you say so I can argue back at you if you say something against what you said earlier My goodness, I didn't expect such a response from my fellow ASMR watchers

[@scorpiaflueman8344]

dsb pt tbh tho I do the same thing with customers

[@dsbpt1746]

@@scorpiaflueman8344 idk why it took me a year to answer this, but it's actually not a bad idea

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

@@dsbpt1746 haha you fool

[@KJ_VFX]

I noticed the background music was a version of the imperial march

[@snarekeeper8053]

That took me some time too xD

[@Perktube1]

Sleepy elevator imperial march

[@BubblesTheBard]

I feel like Fred had a bad experience with a rude retail worker once.

[@Joe.0511]

CycloneMetal Fred’s revenge

[@salvadorventura7622]

I think he had a bad customer experience and this is how he wishes he could've delt with the customer.

[@thetrueassasin1250]

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he don’t let you bring toys back

[@waxiboi331]

You spelt back wrong it is bacc

[@zachbaliang2880]

@@waxiboi331 r/woooshe

[@bobtuna856]

@@zachbaliang2880 you spelled wooosh wrong

[@maison.clemens176]

@@zachbaliang2880 no

[@dizzog]

I always rile myself up when driving to the store as I expect returns to go like this, and then the store’s always like “Sorry about that here’s a full refund”.

[@enchanted222]

Please do a whispering Q&A. I would love to hear about how you met your wife, your work before KZbin and your physical transformation and what motivated you. Have a happy day. X

[@singingchristian]

Clair Summer ditto!

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Fred’s rude videos are my favorite ever! 😆😆😆

[@Joe.0511]

Bearded Whisperer ASMR, same. Even tho sometimes I load my gun out of spite!

[@ozyy43]

I wonder what would happen if Chris Hemsworth (Thor) and Fred met some day. I think it would be hilarious :D

[@darrianweathington1923]

BlackPoison they cant... because their the same person

[@inoscopedjfk9301]

It would be like star lord and thor for example: Fred: Are you mocking me Thor: Are *you* mocking *me*

[@Bobo-wp2bw]

It would be like the picture of the two spidermen pointing at each other

[@CT-5736-Bladez]

I’m convinced he is Chris’s stunt double

[@thesupreme5999]

It would be one of the most talented and handsome actors in recent years having a meetup with Chris Hemsworth

[@Shang_Tsung_]

Fred may I ask, did Lord Farquadd purchase any star wars merchandise?

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Very high class merchandise indeed lol

[@Bucketlord666]

E

[@comedicchance7621]

Obviously

[@pepsicola4718]

Hey there is no need for name calling of that sort good sir!

[@gangstakittie7699]

@@pepsicola4718 what?

[@stretch990]

He was probably talking with Noobmaster69

[@jake05]

Lol

[@redstarchild]

i cant like this comment its at 69 likes

[@abel2893]

@@redstarchild well now that the 69 is gone ima contribute to making it 420

[@fezerayn2210]

Ma Boy B.I.G commenting

[@seanwarren8606]

Love how he was practicing social distancing before it was necessary

[@dabbingdabi5673]

Fred: oh don’t mind me I’m just writing down everything you say Also Fred: I’ve run out of previously returned items to sell. Me: *Whips out notepad*

[@rosedragon1200]

Me: May I speak to your manager. Fred: I am the manager...

[@modifyboss]

Surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@Vaks012]

01:50 Pure Gold meme base ❤️

[@mitthrawdoritos30]

"when it's stuck in your pants but your cruch come by"

[@TippyTappyASMR]

*Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Toys*

[@darrianweathington1923]

Tippy Tappy ASMR cant wait until customer strikes back

[@TippyTappyASMR]

Darrian Weathington The Last Fredi 😂

[@colintf5687]

Star Wars episode Vllll - The Rise of Karen

[@mitthrawdoritos30]

man I'm trying to relax but I can't stop laughing x) 4:13 11:38 24:36

[@ofthefallen8012]

5:02

[@sleepydormouse5350]

1:50

[@faizun2881]

35:43

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

45:18

[@ninafarmer2056]

RIP Peter Mayhew. There is a KZbin video from Star Wars showing Chewbacca speaking to Han Solo with an English Accent. It's surreal. Thanks Fred for another great video. 😘💜

[@tylogical9773]

I needed to be reminded that I’m a peasant in society, thank you good sir.

[@animperfectporkchop7692]

The filter you put on your voice whenever it comes through a speaker of some sort, it sounds so relaxing. No reason why, it just sounds great

[@julianna4277]

wow the sound of that FX lightsaber is incredible! very relaxing

[@abaz9495]

Fredspeak: Friendly = Rude. Rude = .... Also rude.

[@mustangGTO20]

Halfway through the video, it's amazing as always. Just want to say thank you fred for putting the time in every week to relax us. Much love 😊

[@Sophiave]

6:29 me at work whenever a customer can't wait for their turn or they walk around to "my" area

[@SeanMunroActor]

4:10 “let’s not do the touches” - Fred 2019

[@singingchristian]

I feel asleep not even halfway through this video last night and then woke up to the sound effect of the light saber: and I just remember opening my eyes and seeing Fred all serious pointing the light saber at me and I was so confused.

[@silviomorales810]

This man knew about corona virus in 2019 4:06

[@Psycat123]

Great video Fred! Love the rude character it works surprisingly well for asmr. Keep up the amazing work!

[@jackamoco2270]

Fred prepping for the social distancing I year before quarantine. XD 4:04

[@thiccomniman]

Fred, can I request that we get an actual friendly video? I mean, not complaining about the rude stuff, but really enjoyed your photography roleplay. That dude was really chill. Can we get something like that?

[@whoevenknows762]

Same, that was actually my first asmr from him

[@daniellagarzia]

my english teacher is dyslexic and literally graded my descriptive essay with a 5 and now i’m mad so now i can complain and sleep at the same time thank u

[@nathanreed7242]

A dyslexic English teacher.. there’s something you don’t hear everyday.

[@daniellagarzia]

@@nathanreed7242 yea i dont even remember writing this LMFAO

[@principalofthething9277]

Yesterday was May the 4th, now it's Revenge of the 5th. Happy Star Wars Day. 😆

[@truenorthtarot8670]

It's the 12th here, what realm r u in?

[@KorinMetz]

This gave me visions of Fred in 20 years dominating an HOA meeting

[@gaunterodimm4884]

Keep up the good work, you're definitely one of my favorites and as funny as these are, they actually help me sleep too.

[@WockhartEnthusiast]

my man turned Toys R Us into gamestop with the return policy

[@shrek8771]

These are not the toys you're looking for.

[@robertwatson1034]

Are you still thinking about doing a video on your sword collection?

[@vault1122]

Fred was already ready for social distancing rules

[@boyinthelakereviews8751]

I am watching this video every night to help me sleep, can't get enough of it

[@boyinthelakereviews8751]

Favourite video so far. I really like your character in this one

[@SiriusEyes]

*_Fabulous_* 😱😍 _...alien sounds_

[@rebekkabebee9006]

I haven't been watching you Fred for a while. But started watching it again today and I will definitely start watching you again more often. Loved this video. Thanks for your awesome work.

[@RIBB0T]

I'm a simple droid. I see Kylo's saber, I click.

[@jonathona4032]

Hey Disney! Give this man a job offer already 🧐

[@caincawkwell8092]

Just what you need for a bank holiday.

[@wickedamoeba8719]

I feel like Fred is just trying to show off his gear. Lol, beautiful!

[@lauren23160]

Ahh yes gotta love the scribbling sounds 😴

[@rorschach5704]

Karen: "I would like to know the location of your board of directors."

[@thee_OFFline_Jawn]

Can we get a “friendly” movie critic/ review on Endgame?

[@takekammuri]

Is it just me or is Fred a whole lot more animated and fun lately? Maybe it's just me, because mostly I only listen to this in the background and don't actually watch, but peeking every once in a while I found this was really great, what with the expressive body language and all!

[@BinxCraft]

Just doing some science homework listening to this and I see “thorium”

[@wolfteears1519]

This is so creative. I had lots of fun watching the video.

[@J_Rossi]

I always loved, and do love, the sound of Kylo's lightsaber. It sounds as if it is growling during the hum. Also during movement.

[@freshavocadowo]

Wow, that was way more relaxing, than in the film:)

[@HydroGadeOFFICIAL]

Star Wars : A New Refund

[@toric287]

10 mins in and this feels very familiar when trying to get a refund at some stores haha nicely done fred

[@TFICreations]

In these rude styled videos, Fred speaks what we all say in our heads when dealing with others.

[@modifyboss]

When your favourite asmrtist looks like your favourite marvel character and is also a fan of star wars

[@truenorthtarot8670]

Doesn't get any better🦖💤💦

[@MrGrimmiefan]

Did i hear him slander the last jedi. I support this notion. That movie was a stain

[@StarboyXL9]

It's not slander if its true.

[@juanatalk]

Gave me such a good laugh. Especially the face in the beginning

[@LD_639]

1:50 kkkkk

[@Gumbel69]

The light saber sounds are super relaxing

[@Lillovins]

I love it when he puts his star wars figures in videos

[@ducko9034]

Ahhh yes had to come Back to this I used to watch it so many times 🔥

[@chrislauze8742]

“ I know my fingerprints” 😂

[@widster9639]

One of the best asmr videos out there no cap

[@wilburforce8046]

I love how his shop is about returning, and yet he hates returns.

[@regeneratingdegenerate6678]

the editing, i love you so damn much, freddo

[@StaraviaXIII]

I wonder if we'll ever get an asmr where someone actually sues the REG

[@bolt9869]

Almost to 1 Mil! Keep up the great work😊

[@HrDthereviewer]

Why would anyone return a working lightsaber?

[@loganshate]

Been awhile since we have seen more of you than just the chest up. Your training in the gym has been really thickening you up bro!

[@babydollface]

I LOVE the background music omg

[@Dante.D.B.]

Happy *Revenge of the Fifth* to all my Jedi, Sith, Mandalorian, Clone Trooper, and Stormtrooper friends.

[@darrianweathington1923]

Danté D. B. I understood that reference

[@Dante.D.B.]

@@darrianweathington1923 *Good Good* (Emperor Palpatine's voice)

[@patrickburke6065]

May the fourth be with you(Reply to this next year)

[@seanmasterson7820]

Revenge of the sixth now

[@mikeroberts5840]

There is always a bigger 5th

[@FlutterDashClop]

*YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!*

[@FishKungfu]

Relaxing Ramble Level: Expert

[@MarkiplierBestMoments]

Gave up sleeping so I can watch this little story.

[@zerogee768]

"Let's not touch... No touches..." Woah, I'm returning something dude. What did *you* have in mind?? 🤣

[@marcebert4687]

XD

[@asmrscrunchsoftingles]

Imma get me a mug...your my favorite. This video is awesome.

[@kellylingro3288]

My brother has a saber like that but his is the classic design without the side bars. It's awesome.

[@thedogeplays9000]

I’m watching this Sunday may 24 2020 and he talks about not touching and we’re in a quarantine rn XD

[@Erikslayerus]

Me : Entitled parent : *MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER*

[@icarus7211]

Thank you for your heartbreaking insults🙏🙏

[@Antonio-wx1rq]

You are the buffest star wars fan I know!

[@Nic-xu9pu]

That close up was great haha

[@canyouimagine6688]

I got the Chris Hemsworth advert before and now I have a full asmr video with him

[@mistys2616]

I work in retail & I didn’t know a guy made ASMR videos, love it!!! New sub 😊❤️

[@Joe.0511]

The man on the speaker was really relaxing

[@robertmendenhall34]

This went from an asmr to an unboxing video

[@lizzyonwheels]

The saber makes great tingles wtf

[@rax2661]

Best ASMR channell on youtube IMO

[@CristianoRonaldo92234]

Lmao sounds like gamestop

[@xXkeiran1097Xx]

Anyone else imagine Sheldon Cooper screaming as Fred crushed that box in the beginning😂

[@kylokissed]

So happy to see Kylo's lightsaber! He's my favorite character

[@rubywine9487]

This was amazing acting. I could barely recognise you in this role, purely because of your mannerisms. I'd love to see you stretch into genuinely different characters like this more often.

[@Shadowy_Appa]

The last Jedi is mentioned Fred: We don’t do that here.

[@Spenceley]

I'll be needing a sequel to this guy, lol.

[@rotis7659]

Yeees what an absoulute perfect video!!