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[@playertwoeightfourninezero4236]

Dude, where’s my spaceship.

[@guilhermealvesnunes1876]

We need planet crackers

[@sandrosliske]

Where's your spaceship, dude?

[@mikeloeven]

@@sandrosliske Your ship was illegally parked in a space reserved for 3 dimensional beings only and has been towed to the dimension 5 impound lot you will need to pay a 100 credit fine to retrieve it

[@ScorpiusZA.]

There is something Q like about these Humans. Technology so powerful that even the most advanced fleets are mere knats.

[@cas3724]

"The short walk back to their homeworld"? Come again?

[@danhardesty6318]

What a wonderful and humorous story. Thank you.

[@KiithNaabal]

Ahhh yes...the answer to the fermiparadox: somebody messed up some rockgarden.

[@mint2470]

Perfect lunch break story

[@icepicjoey]

Same here

[@jewwinfrey6460]

Agreed

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

Don't make me tap the sign again. NO TRESPASSING.

[@mikeloeven]

Spiders? Spiders.

[@404sitenotfound]

Spiders.

[@saparotrob7888]

Great yarn!

[@darklordofthefifth1050]

Those two remind me of Daniel and Marty from the end of Dune Chapterhouse, unfathomably powerful yet they talk about mundane things and pick on each other like an old couple. At least Aimon and Patel didn't have their sadistic attitude.

[@ScorpiusZA.]

Yes. I was having that exact same thought.

[@RissaFirecat]

Totally cool! Good story.

[@edgarcastillo2804]

From dont touch our boats Dont touch our garden punks

[@pheonixblue01]

DON’T TOUCH THE MY BOATS!!!!

[@pheonixblue01]

It’s one of my favorite jokes because it’s so true.

[@Adamesstro.]

"get off my property you ingrates"

[@lindacarter457]

That was funny...weird but funny just the same😂.

[@Reddit_Stories990]

nice😊

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story! So Humanity evolves into super powerful beings w/ a 21st century mindset? Definitely hope this is not the case for our future! LOL!!!

[@deepdragon2]

Great what gender were they...better not misgender them.... or their garden.... or the ship.... or its spiders!

[@pheonixblue01]

I kind of hope it is.

[@johnpatterson6538]

15:26 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅​@@deepdragon2

[@SageofStars]

Normally I'd support people defending themselves, but you guys are like the fae here. If you're going to 'claim' territory, mark it better, and make sure the neighbors know it's yours. Otherwise don't be mad when people assume there's no one living in the area and thus it's free real estate. Also, I'd have returned the ships at the end. No reason to force that issue, and they were just doing their jobs, which you guys are aware of.

[@maxxcarver5502]

Scarier to leave the mystery of the missing ships.....

[@FroggyMosh]

Personally, I'd v'e carved the ships location into the obelisk he raised. Give the people an adventure to go find the missing fleet. Fleet get's rescued, returns home to a great fanfare! Populace will be more obliged to stay and live on this planet, telling the tale of their two Irish neighbors. They don't seem like very unreasonable people. Fly their ship back to them, and ask them to go drink a cup of tea, maybe join the one in doing some gardening

[@stormtrooper1096]

@@FroggyMosh they don't seem li,e unreasonable people? The fleet came to explore and the Irish gardeners say the fleet demanded them to join which I didn't hear that part in the story. Send the fleet to who knows where then act like they are Gods that are above everything else

[@stulexington]

Stay off my lawn!

[@sandrosliske]

Damn young people

[@davidturner4824]

I din't get this story.

[@inserttaken_name1762]

humanity evolved faaaaaaaaaar beyond what it is now and aliens just so happened upon 2 pissed of irish dudes cause said aliens ''damaged'' their utopia. One of said irish sent that small fleet into god knows what system and then went to the galactic council to tell them ''yo no tresspassing'' aliens got the hint specially after the evidence that this is in fact not the first time pissed of irish has exterminated would be tresspassers.

[@randomstranger9674]

Aren't these two separate stories? The second one starts around 3:20.

[@neilstryker6529]

I've come to realize you're a phenomenal narrator. You should probably reach out to the big audiobook houses with some tapes!

[@JMaxwellE]

It’s ai

[@jcheck1107]

Sorry man all these stories are AI narrated. It’s the best AI I’ve heard in all these channels but it’s AI

[@RissaFirecat]

@@JMaxwellEsorry, but this is not AI.

[@CasualNotice]

@@RissaFirecat The story was written by a human being, but the narrator voice is AI. It's extremely well-prompted and amazingly well-edited, but it is AI. Those same voices are available on a couple of free-to-sub AI VTT sites I've checked.

[@RissaFirecat]

@@CasualNotice awesome

[@papashakeshake6268]

3rd thumbs up

[@pauldwalker]

that’s funny.

[@wilomica]

Keep it simple stupid, is a good rule. Instead of giving aliens weird names try short descriptive names. In resident alien you get Avians, blues, greys, etc. Short and easy to remember is good. Otherwise this is one of your better efforts.

[@stormtrooper1096]

This story just makes human Irish one seem arrogant and unreasonable.

[@scifistories1977]

A grumpy gardener...

[@Bobbyo60]

More like, I don’t want to be bothered, just leave us alone.

[@stormtrooper1096]

@@scifistories1977 sounds like they enjoyed messing with the aliens juat for their own fun. Sending the fleet off for laugh. They seem like jerks

[@maxxcarver5502]

@stormtrooper1096 Did you forget the part where the fleet DEMANDED that they joined the confederation as a subservient race?

[@mikeloeven]

More like Celtic Arch Fey at this point XD

[@maxxcarver5502]

67th like

[@WhopperRektem]

I’m kind of confused by this story ngl not the best one you adopted.

[@robertosborn9910]

Yeah he does a terrible job distinguishing between who is talking/who's point of view, yet he keeps switching between them. It's a cute story otherwise.

[@zalome31]

I don't like bad vibes, but what a bad story!!! xD Is something being referenced? Because it's VERY confusing. Are they both Irish humans, or are they "Irish deities"? or something supernatural like that... It changes locations and characters so often that it confuses the point of view.

[@chinnamaswanikumar5746]

Shittest story of rescent time.