Basically Demons (D&D)

[@piedpiper1185]

"A splitting headache that comes from other people being alive." Mood.

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Working in customer service be like

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

Having ocd, adhd anxiety, and misophonia be like

[@Nicholas-bj6ft]

Most relatable demen lord

[@amitgabay3721]

"likes to eat people" Me : cool "And breaks people's Minecraft servers" Me:That monster!!!!

[@BobWorldBuilder]

amit gabay but poopin’ out gnolls is Yeenoghu’s best ability for sure

[@PhileasLiebmann]

@@BobWorldBuilder There was an Edition (AD&D I think) were Gnolls were literally the corrupted, regurgitated and reincarnated souls of those Yeenoghu has eaten.

[@ccvcharger]

@@PhileasLiebmann So, he vomits gnolls?

[@PhileasLiebmann]

@@ccvcharger yup, like hairballs

[@bordwithasword]

The Demogorgon is fun as a DM since if you're running an adventure through the abyss. You can have it lumber past a high cliff that the players are standing on as an intimidation tactic.

[@ben10sofie]

Really? You make him sound giant, surely he's like 9 feet tall ish... *googles* 18 FREAKING FEET????

[@lordgrub12345]

​@@ben10sofie Yeah, demon lords are huuuge. I mean, graz'zt looks like a normal dude but he's 9 ft tall which seems small until you realize he is nearly as tall as a basketball hoop and he bangs regular human sized chicks like tasha.

[@egirlSkeletor]

Npc: you guys have a blue demon in your party My tiefling: IM NOT A DEMON

[@calindboard5114]

Im a devil

[@TheCinderfang]

@@calindboard5114 and not even a real devil, if I die here I actually die.

[@midnightbeast8476]

Then you're like, 10% demon

[@guidojacobs2002]

My player's tiefling: *finger guns* yyyyo.

[@egirlSkeletor]

IM MUCH HOTTER THAN ANY DEMON

[@lvl3-wizard81]

"Juiblex poops out cute slime girls" Me: praise be to juiblex

[@theblazingcrusader6322]

Agree.

[@utrunner1109]

Yes

[@denseaf1582]

PRAISE BE TO THE ETERNAL JELLO FUCKER

[@TheForgottenGodLurks]

Yea

[@bactothefuture7518]

sauce on the slime girls bit?

[@Alexander59059]

Weirdly Juiblex is one of the most intelligent demon lords(seriously, his int is 20), he could 4d chess your ass but he just can’t be bothered. Also this gem from the blob himself “The most fearsome monster I ever saw had two arms, two legs, and one head, and on its head was a face with two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth, and above this face grew a mop of hair. Everywhere else, the creature’s flesh was mostly pink and bare. Mostly. Makes my slime crawl thinking about it.”

[@Eedden42]

Based Juiblex

[@elijahhayter3026]

You mean to tell me that the lord of gak is disturbed by humans?!

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@elijahhayter3026 yep to simple and pure

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

​@@elijahhayter3026 too be fair. Have you met other humans? Their quite disturbing, just look how they act to eachother. They know that what their doing causes harm and still do it because that's what they want to do, willingly choosing to do something evil is disturbing

[@elijahhayter3026]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 that I get… yet gakmaster seems to get the heeby-jeebies from thinking about how we look, of all things!

[@andreasmuller4172]

Bet the opening line of basically aberrations will be something like: "if you thought demons where bad".

[@tombirmingham7033]

the wherebad is a 1st edition monster I believe.

[@dlastkatipunero2185]

Were

[@farmazonlost]

@@dlastkatipunero2185 , Werebads - race of people, who transform in bad people under some conditions.

[@Raptorman0205]

Eh. Demons are a far more active threat; they are at all times focused on spreading themselves and turning everything into demon shit. Aberrations are far too focused on being spooky in caves 500 ft underground to give a rip snort what normal people are doing.

[@CooperAATE]

I do you one better: "if you thought demons who bad"

[@Anmatgreen]

"The management of the river doesn't like the Demons, so they start slapping them with sticks."

[@gremlinwc8996]

Vibe check

[@maxblake5564]

“This is the Blood War.”

[@tomskeleton]

"A lot less sexy than the lord of pleasure is Yeenoghu" I mean, that's a matter of perspective.

[@boneking591]

Shut up furry

[@matthewmullinax6026]

@@boneking591 Shut up meanie face

[@tamonk9054]

@@matthewmullinax6026 Shut up furry

[@matthewmullinax6026]

@@tamonk9054 Ha! Got ya, I'm not actually a furry, I just respect other peoples stupidity!

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

@@matthewmullinax6026 So You're a Demon Lord?

[@bjornseine2342]

The layers of the abyss are not *actual* layers stacked on top of each other. They are just numbered by the order in which people found out about them.

[@ArcaneFuror]

its pretty much just one infinite blob of dark destruction goo

[@beastwarsFTW]

Its more or less a deck that never stops shuffling.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

True, layers would be too ordered

[@ConstantChaos1]

@Dt Snizzley agreed

[@ConstantChaos1]

Well and the difficulty of finding them

[@snormax7691]

Jubilex: Chonk and hongri

[@pppoopoo4880]

Snormax I like them big, I like them hongri

[@bench5236]

Like you. Except ur cute

[@duncantorres6708]

Long live suu

[@bainbonic]

"He eats everything and poops out cute slime girls." ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD! I know who I'm making a Warlock pact with for my next character!

[@carnoyoutubeman]

Bainbow Usually Demons don't make deals, unless you're talking about a devil.

[@utrunner1109]

Well he us just hongry you can pact dat just buy em groceries

[@bardssinisterstories2607]

Praise our true god. THE HONGRI GOD!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

You get a slime girl hireling at level 10, and various ooze summoning spells along the way.

[@creap32]

2:03 "Writes "yes please" under sex" I think I'm crying

[@arthurgomes5188]

The difference between devils and demons based on what you do if you find them: Devils - First, if you have the luxury, try to find out why that devil is there and what are it's intentions wich may prove difficult (devils can be surprisingly diverse and layerd individuals), it's probably up to no good but that does'nt mean that it's doing something so evil you whould have to intervine, if you have to aproach it remember that devils have the minds of businessman and because of that it will probably try to make you do something useful to it before they start becoming agressive, at this point some negociating skills or knowladge of a legal sistem might help you since they will most likely try to strike a deal with you and even though they are still evil creatures, they are surprisingly okay with letting you go if you manage to out smart them on the terns of the deal (something that is not in any way easy, but it's possible), overall, trying to kill the devil should be one of the last things you should try to do since it will comeback sonner or latter, and it will be VERY pissed with you Demons - kill it, KILL IT HARD, there is no such thing as overkilling a demon, there is just making sure it's gonne, if you cant kill it them run far away, when you think you have ran enough, run a little bit more to be shoure, if you cant run then start praying for your death to be painless (it wont) and that if it try's to rape you (wich it probably will) that at the very least it will try to be gentle (it wont)

[@MrWerwoolf]

Wow, wery nice advice, thank you.

[@replynator5774]

I don't think that I am going to meet demon or devil but thank you for the advice

[@Alexaflohr]

Demons - put one as the magical engine to that god machine you have been building to run an advanced civilization for a few centuries. No way that could go wrong at all.

[@ventexovakon2178]

The last part though.. I was unaware I was playing a D&D: Corruption of Champions module.

[@Mae_Dastardly]

The real difference: When you're slaying devils play knee deep in the dead When you're slaying demons play BFG division.

[@ambercrest8966]

2:23 A lot "less sexy" than the Lord of Pleasure is Yeenoghu" Excuse me?

[@pluggothesluggo5509]

y e s

[@RuSosan]

*Demon Lord:* "MORTAL! GIMME YOUR SOUL!" *Me, le Old One Warlock:* "Nope. Try to take it by force and my man Hastur will-" *Demon Lord:* "We have Quasits. You can have a castle full of them as pets." *Me, le Demon Lord's Future Employee of the Month:* "DEAL!"

[@dragonheart1236]

And the best part? The Old One probably wouldn't notice your absence, so no consequences!

[@DyrgeAfterDark]

This just became my Reference video for any non-Wizard who wants to research the Abyss.

[@jessim.9890]

I took a sip of coffee right when you said "He hongri" and I spit coffee all over my keyboard so THANKS FOR THAT.

[@PeriqculosusCZ]

Juiblex is my kind of guy, I would gladly sacrifice him thousands of people for some cute slime girls :D

[@weebwhacker6217]

Or you can just use command repeatedly

[@teedeegremlin]

tbh who wouldn't sacrifice people for that

[@joshuahadams]

AFAIK he’s been arranging stuff with Bwimb II, the Princess of the Plane of Ooze.

[@libertyprime3827]

Demons: HAHA WE ARE ALL POWERFUL *Heavy metal starts playing* Demons: *Sweating* Oh shit

[@samjudge1240]

I get the reference there. Nice.

[@Fallenmonkd20]

Also another interesting tid bit is Jubilex and Zuggtomoy are on the same lair of the Abyss, so they hate each other since they are always fighting over turf. (I been running Out of The Abyss and I think that's right)

[@BaneofAzrael]

My group I'm Dming for just ran into the Darklake. How far in are you?

[@Fallenmonkd20]

@@BaneofAzrael I'm way further ahead. I am actually at the Maze. Need any advice/ tips for it?

[@BaneofAzrael]

@@Fallenmonkd20 Definitely, anything would be nice. It's a lot of story that I'm sure the party will never experience. Anything you wish you did or did differently?

[@BaneofAzrael]

@@Fallenmonkd20 Also (spoilerish) they've already talked to some "fishy" people and saw something come out of the lake.

[@Fallenmonkd20]

@@BaneofAzrael it would be easier to PM me, you got an IG? I got one under the same user name

[@melindagreer4177]

0:41 "That's how Mafia works."

[@shroomer3867]

*”The longer the Icon of Sin remains on Earth the stronger he will become”*

[@2ndThought_]

Graz'zt is the only true lord here.

[@LooneyNuke]

He's that one guy every guy fears will steal their girl

[@navilluscire2567]

@@LooneyNuke No, it's more like he'll steal everyone's girlfriends or boyfriends...or husbands, or wifes, gay, straight, trans, bi...he's not very picky as long as you're sexy looking to him.

[@ComicSams48]

Logan, you've given me the best spark of inspiration yet on what to build a campaign around. Mentioning Yeenoghu gave me a huge eureka moment!

[@door5443]

Demons just having “corrupting things is fun” as their primary motivation is really simple but also really really interesting

[@TheUncannyDani]

You forgot to mention that Zuggtmoy shares her domain with Juiblex and that she wants him gone but doesn't have gak-be-gone.

[@Bruh-fk6gn]

Thank you for putting this into simple mans terms

[@AttisSoul]

omg "just really likes blasting rope" made me laugh way harder then it should have!

[@just_someone8968]

1:39 Demogorgan is also suicidal(?). Both heads always try to kill the other, even though one can't survive without the other, at least, I think

[@IrrevMike]

You're correct. The two heads, Aameul and Hethradiah, hate each other with a psychotic passion and long for the day they can kill the other and be solely in control.

[@lucaswiggins8031]

This is also true for beholders

[@حَسن-م3ه9ظ]

@@lucaswiggins8031 beholders don't have multiple heads....

[@lordoftheflamingseals1274]

DAMN IT! HE DISCOVERED OUR SECRET! LAWYERS TO THE NEXT PLANE!

[@simonwittenberg6241]

That is..... one of the most accurate descriptions I've ever listened to....

[@lucasapienza9613]

This is GOLDEN material for a parody campaign, thanks dude

[@kal-el702]

wait are we going to have BASICALLY DEVILS!!!

[@waddamater]

yes. look at 5:01

[@kal-el702]

I KNOW THE HYPE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ernestoernestez6537]

Done

[@steveslothstorm1155]

You had me at "he hongri"

[@totalnaddjob]

"The longer the Demons stay on Earth, the stronger they become."

[@nocteraeterna2200]

Roll the dice and cast smite till its done

[@ChasoGod]

My theory on how layers get added to the Abyss is that when a demon infection becomes so great that the Gods just cut the area out of existence and hurl it onto the pile and just restore the area to how it used to be before, minus any of the idiots that decided to invite the demons into the Material Plane. Meanwhile they also wipe everyones memory that the area had a demon infection.

[@TheYeetedMeat]

Infinite layers is a really stupid concept for reasons I don’t even have to describe, so yeah. Kind of similar to what happened to Arcadia’s third layer, actually, and how it sank into mechanus.

[@gonathi117]

4:46 the longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger ir will become

[@skywardocarina1]

Honestly, this is very helpful and informative. I never really read all of the lore in the dnd books, I just learn the specific lore to the campaign I currently play.

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

1:37 idk how this is actually handled in D&D but if I ever get to DM, the rule I'd use if that if you have x heads, your intelligence is multiplied by x but your wisdom is divided by x

[@noraarcadia635]

Most double headed folks get advantage on perception checks and saves against being blinded, etc

[@Alex-cq1zr]

Vorpal greatsword can decapitate any creature with a single crit, but... multiple heads mean that you can survive that.

[@JordanHayesRule]

Gods, you have to be one of my favorite DnD youtubers. I'd recommend you to anybody interested or currently invested in the game. Always excited when you post something new. Keep on keeping on, guy.

[@michaeltaylor788]

0:04 the reason he just said sixty billion is because you would get confused and tong tied saying the actual number like me😢😭.

[@You-ev7kl]

Dude holy shit I didn't think a line like "busted a fat nut of pure evil" would make me fucking die laughing.

[@pandawithagun1207]

Big Mcthankies for making this

[@Yabuturtle]

"A big fat asshole who hates noise" is an amazing way to describe a character. xD

[@H1mS0L0st]

OMG this is still the best one yet. Anytime I'm having a bad day and need a laugh, I'll cue this up again. Thank you.

[@christopheraaron1255]

She is the patron of people who leave their washing up too long, not what you said.

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

"He eats everything and poops out cute slime girls." *ALL HAIL JUBILEX!!!*

[@noname-xo5mp]

4:02 "And Everyone's Favorite Psychedelic" Haha

[@richardpowell5151]

All joking aside, these are really good summaries of Demons. Very nice work.

[@JohnA...]

And that is why carpet is always a bad idea, because cleaning up demons

[@seanathaalexand]

It’s so strange to go from the Schools of Magic videos, where he talked super calm, as if teaching a class, to this video, where right out of the bat it was just... WHOO! Awesome. Truly amazing.

[@Kmart929292]

I've watched this video about 8 or more times, and only just now noticed the very subtle echo effect placed on the words "Fat Nut" during the intro.

[@Direblade11]

The KZbin subtitles call Thargdyjgdgu (guy who made Demons) Thor and I'd just like to say it's pretty funny thinking of Thor jizzing on a plane of existence to make hell creatures

[@wolfyboy]

I LLLOOOOOOOOOOOVE these videos!! They are REALLY funny AND informative, and explained in a way that i understand! :D

[@JohnSmith-xm4dk]

Love you and your Vids, thanks logan.

[@Gregory_Goodnight]

Watched this video several times before I saw "blasting ropes". Love it.

[@iansadler2134]

“Orcus is a big fat asshole” really got me ngl

[@desmondgroves7421]

Demogorgon's two heads both are constantly plotting to kill eachother.

[@Greenweeper1387]

I have never laughed so hard, GOD BLESS THIS ENTIRE VIDEO

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

no orcus bless this entire video lol

[@iksarguards]

I too suffer from a splitting headache due to everyone around me being alive.

[@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790]

Agreed

[@blackbelt807]

chuckled a this and the beholder video, you earned a subscriber

[@gekar_7230]

3:34 Sure it's not a god?

[@notoriousjester2593]

Finally, now we have all the personality traits of each demon lord for the ultimate dating sim!

[@bardssinisterstories2607]

3:35 Ah, a man of taste.

[@commanderbastard1993]

I wouldn't be able to play a game with this dude if he is this funny during the game.

[@VexWerewolf]

2:22 "A lot less sexy than the lord of pleasure is Yeeonghu" That's where you're wrong kido

[@OwlbearArmchair]

I love that you specify you're talking about Demons in D&D specifically so that you don't have problems with the YouTubbs

[@dhampir_days]

"is sad because people loud" I never thought my sensory disorder ass would relate to a demon

[@InsanoRider777]

Think of fiends like this: Demons give no fucks and will do whatever. Devils stick to agreements, but they wanna see how badly they can fuck you over without actually breaking the agreement. Yugoloths will do whatever as long as you pay them. Pay them what? That depends on the yugoloth. Oh, and they'll absolutely fuck you if somebody pays them more to do it.

[@frosttroll3411]

4:30 loving the darksouls reference

[@zendakon8299]

A better way to think of demon stain is like radiation. Only if enough radiation comes off demons into an area a portal to the abyss opens up.

[@stephanoescavab942]

the whole time you were describing these demons I was thinking of the creative ways the doom slayer would kill them

[@boomfish3781]

One way to look at them is like a virus, spreading across the world causing widespread panic. Wait...I recognise this from somewhere

[@Jackiewicz256]

Some of the best comparisons and metaphors around... just went from being a "chocolate stain' to being a full pitcher of "koolaid on the carpet".

[@974cerebrate]

I think I'm in love with you Runesmith ! Excellent video x)

[@machich.1368]

"And people who take too long to do the dishes are her patrons." I feel attacked.

[@stevenmolitor4738]

I need to have a discussion about "sentient bubble bath." Someone please help me wrap my head around this.

[@TetrixJ]

discovered your channel. now binging every video thanks

[@DarkwithPeace]

One of the favorite parts in the Legend of Drizzt series was when he cut Demogorgon in half.

[@TheDarkDragonStudios]

Great video. Little nit pick, it's not "The Demogorgon", Demogorgon is his name, not his title or the type of demon he is.

[@YOOTOOBjase]

Listen here, The Dragon God of Fear, don't tell The Runesmith how to noun. Sincerely, The Yootoobjase

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

So what? I say "The Bob" and "The Jacob."

[@SquizmWizzerd]

The Boulder is conflicted about this using of words.

[@robhoteling5552]

Well, Aameul and Hathradiah are his heads names. Therefore, it could be said that they comprise The Demogorgon. Change my mind.

[@Pgans94]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

[@rockclanhawkstar1454]

Imagine if there was a demon who was just tired of the blood war and wants to sleep, so they team up with a team of adventures just so the war stops.

[@casters_and_co]

"He hongri." Got me so bad. xD

[@Max2ds]

I wasn’t quite paying attention as the video started and nearly spat water out my nose

[@monkeyseatcatfood]

First time watching your videos. This is beautiful.

[@mikeoverfield5618]

These are pretty funny. Well done.

[@abnegazher]

-Hmm. I see... *opens portal to Mars* -Here. Slayer. Those are Demons.

[@MagickGOATee]

The thing I like about endless pancakes is homebrewing some flavorful chocolate chips in-between. I wonder what the 666th layer pancake tastes like 😂

[@TheKizz20]

9 seconds into the video and i lost my shit. Runesmith has earned my sub in literally 9 seconds.

[@chandlerpearce6213]

Baphomet is baller as heck tho, and super smart. Dude is a mad scientist who tries to make new demons, and if he fucks up he drops them in to the maze. If they work well he sells them off to other demons, while also sprinkling a few in his maze.

[@mordiveer5957]

"HE HONGRI" Hello i might be Juiblex

[@shinrafugitives3880]

I like how you put the demons in the short bus

[@dtczyk8976]

This is “basically out of the abyss” more than anything else

[@annabaelfire2173]

this makes me wanna do a campaign where we side with the devils and expedition into the abyss as a forward scouting and killing group against the demons

[@General12th]

3:24 "HE HONGRI"

[@jonhadley5768]

Man you really dropped the ball on your description of the Demogorgon, a guy who got so mad upon arriving on the material plane and seeing that most things there aren't weird enough and only have one head that he created chimeras and unleashed them upon the world.

[@jonhadley5768]

He is oft known as the "Lord of mashups which nobody has asked for"

[@wileyisweird5842]

"did someone say demons?" Said a space marine in green armor and a fully-loaded shotgun.

[@ts25679]

Orcus' "wand" is the spine and skull of a god he killed though so... props for that.

[@robhoteling5552]

Ghostwalk 3.5 it's a lawful good paladin's spine and skull. To destroy the wand you have to return the skull to the hero's body, so he can rest. Same campaign setting has Orcus as a mortal who worked his way up through the demon ranks to become a lord.

[@ts25679]

@@robhoteling5552 Thanks for the info! I just reread the section in the 4E monster manual and it does say that there are conflicting legends and that it is either the skull of "a god of virtue and chivalry" or "the skull of a human hero ( . . . )- magically enlarged". So yesterdays BBEG becomes a demon and hero dude a god, sounds like how myths work to me =)

[@alexernst9448]

1:50 Orcus is my spirit animal

[@Tengu125]

Some suggestions: Basically Slaads, Basically Warlocks, Basically Tieflings, Basically Mimics, Basically Undead, Basically Genies, Basically Mages (Explaining the variations; Wizards, Sorcerers etc.), Basically Priests/Clerics, Basically Hags, Basically Oozes, Basically Primordials, Basically Necromancers, Basically Fey, Basically Paladins, Basically Rogues, Basically Monstrosities, Basically Gods, Basically Alignments, Etcetera. I considered different formats (groups, classes, species, categories, mechanics) and typed them down as I thought of them.