Russell Howard's Good News - Series 7, Episode 5

Russell looks at teenage spies, a disappearing pen and the scariest story you'll ever hear.
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[@wtaffam]

"I'll take my glove off to shake your hand" Weird how things change..

[@keiraq444]

Aha 😂❤️

[@kelsiestringer7124]

'... Played his Trump card' Me : if only you knew......

[@thunderking2456]

Tell me why I looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed, go to newest comments, there you are top of the list

[@kelsiestringer7124]

@@thunderking2456 idk, I don't scroll the comments, just say what I think.

[@kelsiestringer7124]

Chill

[@bagely_]

Aaaand that’s a copy of my comment

[@kelsiestringer7124]

@@bagely_ didn't realise, I don't scroll comments, I put what I think, I'm sorry but I didn't realise

[@someguy2291]

When Boris Johnson said very nice he sounded like emperor palpatine

[@newodavies4324]

"Goood gooood"

[@scoobydoo6278]

owen 733 let the hate flow through you

[@TopKekMadLad]

Do it.

[@newodavies4324]

@@TopKekMadLad I can here these comments😂😂

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

Everything is proceeding as I have forseen

[@endlesslytired]

This is my favorite mystery guest by far xD

[@albertperry8577]

I love the fact that no hairnets or plastic shower-cappy things for them-no, they're English butchers, they use special white netted trilbys! It's marvelous!

[@AshCinder]

alepi I never realised that! To me it’s just normal. Do butchers in other countries not wear white hats?

[@liligh]

Russel I discovered you by accident last year and I genuinely love your humor, your boyish face and your intellect.

[@actuallytord]

Not man like face, simply, boyish.

[@larapalma3744]

And his Russtiddies

[@NigelFarageForPM]

whast, you typed in russel brand or sumthing? XD

[@liligh]

@@NigelFarageForPM you DO know that not everyone is British, right?

[@NigelFarageForPM]

@@liligh um yeah.. why?

[@DariyusKabraji]

A blind ninja? They’ve gone and tasered Matt Murdock

[@catchingtheshot1333]

I live in chorley lol😅

[@tinders9435]

@@catchingtheshot1333 ok

[@DeadBore]

😂😂

[@jamiemckelvie342]

Marcin Frelich my grandson is called Chad, I’m very proud of him

[@sunburnacoustic369]

Au contraire, the fact that they tasered him likely means it wasn't Matt!

[@lykaidaethesecond6746]

There was someone who was drunk and started cutting into pineapples and yelling “i know you’re in here somewhere, Spongebob!”

[@abbylucas9239]

lol

[@humzah_]

That is from one of those funniest texts ever videoslol

[@anyathepanther7977]

"wheeze" What did he want from Spongebob???🤣🤣🤣

[@camerondon3712]

I think I actually heard that somewhere. Still funny.

[@nuclear_war_games]

2:26 Definitely how "The Kingsman" was made!

[@tanimations1929]

That was the entire pitch meeting

[@georgia_3957]

Omg I was thinking thissssss

[@chathurapremasinghe1939]

Kinsman is ridiculous 😂

[@gamingfreak2821]

Alan is definitely one of the best guests to have come on to this show, hes amazing and is funny asf 😂

[@tommunism8778]

Agreed

[@bil8647]

Yes, and his delivery of the one liners had me in stiches.

[@thebigoneonly]

there is always time for some Russell Howard humour in my evenings.

[@yingyang3769]

Watching this to forget about corona

[@Munch_jpg]

Yeah I know

[@Polarisprism]

when the sausages were barbecued everyone was like: mmmhhh! when the sausages were made the audience was like: eww!

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

That's why there's that saying about "nobody knows how the sausage gets made"

[@darkenedgaming320]

Andrew Ryan is actually hilarious lol

[@rhysyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Darkened Gaming what the fuck have you done with my money Brian

[@Lilly-vz2un]

Each to their own I suppose

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

Wait he actually exists and didn't run a city under the sea in the 1960s for a free society?

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

@@HolyGoddessMotherAnne I was just about to Google the name, I KNEW I knew it from somewhere:)

[@BangtansMomma]

I always laugh when watching Russell 😂 I just can’t help myself , he’s always hilarious 🤣

[@bronwyngray8682]

Russell Howard is my favorite comedian of all time

[@ron4212]

That old man is amazing

[@kharon3782]

Just imagine what it was like to be that blind man walking down the road and suddenly just everything seizing your fallen down

[@ellamoss3526]

I hope Russell Howard Make a whole series on Netflix 💕#so cool 😎

[@vanessawestbrook9846]

Theres one it's called recalibrate

[@alishaogwuru1178]

The fact I was watching this as a kid on Tv, to still watching this now as a 22 year old. Also the 'Very Nice' video, I forgot all about that XD

[@feralbluee]

absolutely fab!! LOL And Ryan was hilarious. boy, do i love Irish speech - somehow it changes the whole feel of the set. great show! this my second day of my Russell Howard discovery :) and i’m still binging. 😋🌷🌱

[@BonJody]

I'm American, I have an aunt named Francis, she goes by Fanny, I can't say her name without laughing now that I've watched so many British shows.

[@glenlay]

I’ve been a fan of RW for many years and just like a good bottle of wine he’s matured rather nicely, he’s brilliant timing and visual expressions and vocal attributes are star status. Thanks for many hours if laughter 😂🤣😂 24th of May 2020 🇬🇧

[@Christiantheforestdweller]

Alan's cheeky remarks where hilarious 😂

[@ziggyzoo9335]

13:40 his 5 point plan only has four points! 🤣

[@irisalan3018]

Ryan is sooo lovely I wish to see more of him as well

[@cindymcclain3309]

Just wanted to say thanks for the giggles! You and your mom bring alot of joviality to my wotld.

[@bronwyngray8682]

I agree I love Russell and ninette

[@alveolate]

anyone else gonna try that shtick with your bank? lmao

[@barbaralyons3978]

As an old American woman, I just can't get enough of Russell Howard; even though half the time I have no idea who or what he is talking about. It makes no difference I still laugh. He reminds me of John Stewart.

[@talscorner3696]

The Knob Goblin had me in stitches xD

[@SuperSaiyan46Gohan]

Who is watching this during this pandemic & misses these times were you can go to Russell Howard gig(or any gig) without wearing masks or social distancing. I miss those days 😭😅.

[@hunterstalls6370]

This was amazing

[@camerondon3712]

Damn right it is.

[@Shari466]

Thank you Russell. You're comedy even shows from years ago have kept me sane for the past 6 years. 👍❤

[@88LaurenJade]

' Allan , I Love Your Sausage '

[@ShAmcCANN]

“It’s the finest thing I’ve ever tasted”

[@Mustis91]

26:50 ..well done Russel..never get a guy who's funnier than you..

[@hannahryan9678]

can’t badmouth ryanair, they’re our family andrew

[@asterix7842]

Andrew Ryan’s bit about the call from his bank was hilarious.

[@emilykeepsmiling9465]

Genuinely tempted to try this next time a company calls me 😂

[@heidi1477]

2:30 this is a mood

[@sammie578]

I'm ashamed to say that pen story is from my local news...Christ San Diego's ridiculous!

[@jameshickey1294]

10/2022= Russell is a national treasure- absolute top man...🤣

[@adamatch9624]

Nah he’s shit now he’s to political

[@danshep7794]

Bet the blind man didn’t see that coming

[@scarlettbugler8848]

I am blind and after reading your comment I could not believe what I was seeing this is so rude 😂🙃

[@elliotreeves2725]

How could u read it if ur blind

[@scarlettbugler8848]

@@elliotreeves2725 that's the joke 😂👌

[@danyalmalik3972]

25:10 well played Howard, well played

[@trinitycrosby7911]

Did you here that man's back crack from the frozen pool?

[@camerondon3712]

I heard it. Sounded like it hurt a bit.

[@1nfinitune533]

I think my ass CLENCHED from that

[@davidhunt1350]

yeah I think he landed pretty fuckin hard on that poor collar bone too.

[@Robustacap]

Deception is the greatest weapon of a ninja, I think the police knew.

[@bagely_]

13:38 Obama played his ‘Trump’ card 😂🤔😂

[@lorrainea4185]

I so miss Obama. Such a class act. So sad that it’s gone from such class to a piece of shit.

[@bagely_]

Lorraine A yeah

[@dariuspk2850]

I just dubbed and got notifications for the episode

[@roybruijnis5829]

oke

[@TheSassi14]

A true ninja doesn't need sight

[@shilohlily8430]

"Opened a theft investigation for a pen" "NO! NOT "Sorry Annie". We passed "Sorry Annie" EIGHT PENS AGO."

[@stillgod2250]

judging sausages on humpday. *HAHAHAHA*

[@BirbyReads007]

8:37 , and so we know russell will over use that forever.

[@CeciliaCameron-df9he]

I came across you by mistake a month ago. I really enjoy your humour.

[@Bethgael]

Stole a pen? Annie Edison is that you?

[@matthewguthrie3989]

Andrew Ryan is just hilarious. 😂

[@anthonymcgrath570]

Buddy, I too discovered you on Facebook, I certainly know funny, some of your fellow comedians don't make me laugh, but mate u are brilliant, I work in a supermarket in Australia, Tasmania, and if I had your courage to do stand up, I think I would b just as funny as u, I take my hat off to u because your style is brilliant, love it mate, love it !

[@nicholaskoscinski5517]

I was watching this episode while eating sausage, that was a very immersive experience ;D

[@Damien_Paxton]

7:18 “The Toothfairy’s fucking lost it”!

[@helenm2169]

thanks for cheering me up xxxxxxxxxxx

[@saidimbouh7359]

Thanks . Realy needed that

[@megandunn498]

😂😂😂fucking love this and Andrew at the end omg lol

[@eileenfairbrother2750]

I love your show Russell so different how do remember all that love you

[@Zach90888]

Alan is a legend!

[@Torvikholm]

English inuendo is just the best!

[@potatomilk4936]

I've seen the pregnant lady statue. It's weird

[@JDK172]

I’ve seen that statue too. Thankfully they showed her best side.

[@StudyWithFai]

7:20 I actually spat out my drink

[@lukemcellin8736]

One of if no the best stand-up comedians in the world

[@David-bu4cl]

That bank story was absolutely hilarious.

[@dotsyt7765]

“If you put ya willy in the wrong hole”

[@ChewyChampion236]

Me when I found out what sausage cases where made of. 😨 I'm still not vegetarian

[@charlescrosswhite4845]

That sausage bit is a masterpiece.😁

[@sumayyasalam6768]

U gotta love the aussies😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

That phone call was absolutely brilliant. xD

[@anthonyrothwell1353]

14:46 the most awkward handshake ever the way russ pulls his hand back 😂💀

[@mynamemyname5443]

Oh Russel you want to see a blind ninja.... watch the movie Blind Fury with of course our great actor Rutger Hauer ..... keep up mate .......

[@DeadBore]

Or just Daredevil 😂

[@twat3789]

Fuck that, ms Browns Boys de movie has a troupe of them

[@anyathepanther7977]

"the tooth Fairey fuckin lost it!" "I" fuckin lost it!

[@sym3602]

Is it just me or is good news waayyyyy better the russle Howard hour

[@dana.j9062]

You judge peoples sausages? lol That was epic 😎

[@truebornseeker9767]

“Let’s go straight bashin!” That... is me tho- come near my goblin forest, I dare you

[@Futuretense101]

I am so totally done LMAO!!!

[@francissummers8730]

One more question if someone has stolen your phone ...... How are you going to ring the police ????👮

[@MelindaChovexani]

I need one of those hats that's awesome XD

[@hannahsimpson317]

*amazing*

[@rhyleybenson3906]

I JUST EAT SOME SCOTCHED EGGS AND NOW I DONT FEEL WELL OH OW

[@itsjemmabond]

I miss this show

[@beshoy9150]

37:00 I'm dead

[@beshoy9150]

I think I peed my self a bit

[@icebergwalrus7775]

recommend 3 years later gonna waste the rest of the night watching it how much you ask yes

[@emmypxnn4163]

Honoured to give u a high five at one of your shows 😎

[@DiamondBones007]

omg, that irish dude at the end was so good, that lil shit lol

[@ButterNutSqwoosh]

Great comic at the end 😵😂😵😂😵

[@joannamaria1353]

Fu@#ing brilliance Mr Howard

[@SR71ABCD]

5:51 Sheets are White and so are the Guests. I spat out my coke when I saw that clip.

[@Gusweb98]

7:07 my friends shared this to me last year, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@AvMaximusUK]

At 4:24 thats my local town centre.. what a coincidense

[@eggstien_plays9643]

This is so funny 🤣

[@marcflatters5792]

Anyone else notice Andrew Ryan looks a lil like Irish comedian Ardal o'Hanlon?

[@ITSYABOY994]

The way he shakes hands left handed 🥴

[@cannaweallgetalong7168]

Wonderful fun watching Russell stuff sausages. Lol Andrew Ryan was hilarious. But damn the ads were annoying.

[@Christiantheforestdweller]

Andrew Ryan's the bloke from BioShock 🤣

[@themightyspeeed1134]

The knobgoblin 😂😂

[@chelski9506]

Imagine a double episode of glee though

[@odettepross2435]

the goat 🤣🤣

[@pierregirard1970]

Alan is sooooo funny!

[@tanyaperlina4921]

My husband's favorite news today was tropical storm :-)