Russell Peters | How Men Use The Bathroom

#RussellPeters #Standupcomedy

[@Hezoyam10]

The spring in the door has an indian accent 😂😂

[@champflowahbomb7630]

Lmao 🤣

[@heavyhitter9186]

Even funnier thing is Some people having a fake American accent 😂 😂 😂 why fake something that sounds so dumb.

[@amazingzone7826]

I agree so muslim thing 😂

[@nagual5702]

The best comment ever

[@abea7913]

The next part of this joke is 1,000,000 times funnier!!! I can’t believe they left that part out, but he pretty much talks about how when women go to the bathroom at night sounding like Godzilla LOL. I can totally relate

[@adrianignat84]

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[@Zohirul-Jewel]

Damn his sound effects are on point. It's like I'm there.

[@tungjingxian2150]

Only legends know the next part of how ladies go to the bathroom

[@jayesh5131]

The video isn't complete without that!

[@britelo1344]

omg i'm a so called legend lmao

[@mikec.o.2349]

Cutting Concrete LMAO

[@dkdk5486]

Link available?

[@adrianignat84]

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[@MikeyDjFixie]

😂🤣Peeing on the inside of the bowl was I can relate to the most 👌🙌

[@frankbk2358]

Wait till you hear the ladies side of story on how they use the bathroom in middle of night.

[@Numbskis]

He’s done this bit many times over the years but it’s always the same, almost word to word 😄

[@ChinaLake100]

Ur right and I wish he’d stop using it

[@dylannguyen6526]

Maybe it’s just an old video and he re uploaded it?

[@ravisingh-wp1lc]

He’s just uploading his acts in small parts .

[@thana64]

There’s another video where he will use different words, actions and go more into detail.👍🏿

[@alexgoslar4057]

Russell Peters, you're special. You narrate your imaginary cognizance beautifully.

[@marciawhite692]

This man is so funny. And he is so spot on

[@nagual5702]

This joke never gets old

[@ayazpopal]

Reminds me of the Dane Cook bit. The one where he enters his home late

[@claudioamato8571]

Men going to the bathroom: **Mr. Incredible** Women going to the bathroom: **Traumatized Mr. incredible**

[@kishoretadiparthiexplorer2958]

True nailed it

[@sfsen]

It's like the path I run, chased by my neighbour's cat, void of any grass. It must have happened as many times as I heard this joke.

[@ricardocampbell3394]

You need some WD-40 to lube the hinges on your door.

[@SabrinaAngel]

😂😂 you crazy 🤣

[@FLOWERSANDSLOTS]

Wow, he cleared his throat 18 times.. kinda takes the focus off the joke and onto him needing to clear this throat!

[@ron_titan7685]

I put a towel ontop of the lid aswell to flush it and it helps cancel alot of sound, I did it from like the age of 7

[@jayesh5131]

This is not a reupload, This is the same bit from another show!

[@39zhanna]

I didn’t know such a consideration of the male exist

[@loezou99]

this is classic

[@MrShoe111]

I once had a boyfriend, and he would always sit on the toilet, so lazy 🤣

[@sumbodee3]

Loll. Most men don't sit even if we do n2 and this guy sat while peeing? 😆 I wonder how he pees under a tree 😂😂

[@alexyuki5164]

Same jokes in different places 🤣🤣

[@DJslushy92]

Haha 100% brother. Much love from New Zealand 🇳🇿 Kia kaha 🗿

[@alexcrawford5350]

When you start dreaming about peeing, it’s not ‘okay, it’s real, you gotta go the bathroom’, it’s you involuntarily have ALREADY STARTED peeing your pants by the time you wake up.

[@Dog30143]

How many times will you post this

[@shaneducholke364]

You cut off before the best part, this was the build up and you stopped just before the punchline!!!! Explaining how women make a huge noise, turn in half the lights wakes you every time is the punch line.

[@nitingons]

That's all me 😂

[@therandomyoutubechannel3026]

Damn this is one of his really old jokes .

[@VARMOT123]

2016 one

[@Zoltan_Matravolgyi]

I'm done!! XD

[@Josh_0579]

He likes saying "right?"

[@davidyan7354]

it seems this is favourite story line with all comedians...michaell mcyntire etc

[@satti80]

This is high talk

[@vysakhchandran229]

😂

[@tyronareington039]

why does the spring have an Indian accent - hahaha

[@machomalli]

Russell I've got a joke for you! We have got a neighbor and her name is Pushpa but everyone around call her " pussy" , "pussy" and they don't know the meaning! I usually go out of my home and LMAO when they call her name out loud! On your next stage show use this joke on Indian cultural names!!

[@carlt5917]

LMAO

[@shalein6688]

Same jokes. Different venues.

[@ArulVlogs]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnjohn0146]

Why are u postin it twice.

[@kevinsalmador739]

How How ..... How this he tell exactly the same thing that I do Just I don't have a girlfriend 🙂 But to not disturb my roommates sleep which is very light

[@joshwarren7569]

Ive seen video before.lol

[@captainunderpants936]

I pee 3 to 4 times during the knight

[@ak47zaq]

you probably need to go see you doctor and talk about this.

[@jesusarreguin6885]

@@ak47zaq Maybe he drinks a bit.

[@fouzan8044]

Pehli baar russel peters comedy mei haga hai 🤦

[@Viveckan]

OMG! He know how I go peeing! But I do wash my hands. And I just don't do because I care about her sleep. You know!?

[@Donnie27]

Marry a person who loves you man

[@xmrtonyxable]

Dane cook

[@1957Anwar]

I do all that but unfortunately elbow her right on her back when I go back to bed

[@maninder685]

Why r u posting the same stuff again and again???

[@piggagang2905]

This was Unfunny af! 🤕

[@liushaoxuan]

0:39 how? Wake up feel like peeing. 20 minutes into sleep body says i told you about peeing a minute ago. Math doesnt add up.

[@ANKITSHARMA-tn6fl]

True Russel fans can feel that vintage Russel has faded away now. You can't even see him enjoying his own acts anymore.

[@Greendabean-du9di]

Early😔✨

[@champmanish3312]

This whole procedure to just pee😀😀see ladies

[@champkmaq7510]

Move mic away from mouth when clearing throat 🤢

[@vitalybogdanov5306]

Хочу русские титры!!!!!!

[@prateektigga4231]

Any desi here?

[@abracadabra6572]

This one is lame AF!

[@dededenver9560]

Are you really resorting to bathroom humor, Russell? Not very funny.

[@Razear]

At least get a pump of hand sanitizer or something to cleanse those urine hands...

[@mujtabahassan1053]

Russel just doesn't seem funny anymore . Old jokes

[@nischalk1336]

Exactly. This was corny

[@dhruvpatel6735]

This is re-upload, not repeat.

[@akkibajaj705]

Covid is still a thing. I don’t think he does events at the moment

[@PGee.]

@@akkibajaj705 whats covid......

[@NarangiGajar25516]

I always watch his videos in bed, helps if you aren't able to sleep.

[@nihalfrost]

🤣🤣🤣