"Arab Men" | Russell Peters - Notorious

[@mr35worldmer42]

why is Russell peters audience is always so diverse.?? its insane.. never seen this in other comedians. Its awesome..

[@peachout6227]

That's what make his show very enjoyable. There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh.

[@TheVandrell]

'There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh' Mostly the ones that are open to his type of humor anyway. Those stuck within their own culture or narrow minded usually post butt hurt comments on his videos here on KZbin.

[@peachout6227]

TheVandrell well i said there's always people, not "people always". Clearly, when it comes to sensitive matters not everyone can take it lightly and laugh about it casually, that's totally fine and comprehensible. Aye i dont care what those brats typed on youtube, fuck em', still enjoy RP's shows (My fav is "show me the funny" tho)

[@firelive565]

They are strategically placed no segregation...[evil face]

[@sattam097]

LEO Bro ا

[@04rit]

The best thing about Russel is - Indians love his India jokes, Arabs love his Arab jokes, Chinese love his China jokes, Every damn people love jokes upon them because Russel no matter how he delivers respects people in a lovely silent way ❤️

[@jaysteve8048]

Whether or not indians, arabs or chinese love his jokes, these are all racial groups who practice blatant anti-black racism and bigotry in the west and in their respective countries. It's no wonder Blacks love his 'Black jokes' weren't mentioned. It had better not been mentioned!

[@dfrost6766]

And he just trashes the Jews without being funny.

[@hyamick7584]

@@dfrost6766 someone got offended 😆

[@Tony-villa94]

@dev And all people get offended when white people say the same jokes

[@FransceneJK98]

But Americans hate jokes about them from other countries 😂

[@Sajjad.A]

As a native Arab (Iraqi) I can confirm that we never say "I don't know" we always make up fake answers

[@Sajjad.A]

@@fabulous7958 ووين الغلط بالموضوع؟

[@bonnie_gail]

Sajjad Ali wow

[@ED-TwoZeroNine]

Why? What's wrong with not knowing?

[@alijassim457]

As an Iraqi, not all your fingers are the same, so not all are the same as well

[@sushmitabora206]

Haha

[@ethanlee4724]

Who came back here when you heard about the Beirut accident? All prayers go out to the victims and the families.

[@holyfinancialempire818]

Bombing? or FireCracker incident?

[@Satu_Supari]

@@holyfinancialempire818 Fertilizer

[@tonyjohnson9964]

Me!

[@RealTalkTodaMax]

you are SOOOOOO misinformed @Ethan Lee

[@wisdomleader85]

Donate for Beirut if you can. Prayers can't do much.

[@Tensai0]

Ok, as an Arab man, I know what this guy is talking about.

[@timomastosalo]

You don't?

[@johnmartin4119]

Do you know how to make a cake? 🎂

[@ترول8133]

@@johnmartin4119 EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE CAKE

[@johnmartin4119]

troll gamer8133 how do you make it?

[@ترول8133]

@@johnmartin4119 OK

[@ninadachrekar7215]

That Beirut part hits different now

[@GwakGwak-ct8yv]

"they literally party like there's no tomorrow" im dead XD

[@sanketwalunj3937]

@@GwakGwak-ct8yv literally tooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up

[@_MohdJack]

@@sanketwalunj3937 u r so mean 😂🤣

[@ray_ray_7112]

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought also, but then, most good comedy is relevant to the time frame when it was released.

[@mr.v3061]

@@sanketwalunj3937 Lmao, that's dark

[@syedakib3534]

Me to my Arab friend: "is this true, you guys never say No?" My Arab friend: *"YES! OF COURSE, we don't use that word"*

[@aladdinbenokba6127]

No that’s not true , you are just making stuff up .

[@ShakarAhmadi]

This is what a comedian says, not a seriouse man. By the way Ii'm Kurdish not

[@TotallyNotElPresidente]

You: Well can you explain to me how that even works? Arab Friend: Okay! So. *insert nonsensical explanation*

[@andygaire2668]

@@aladdinbenokba6127 first arab guy to say No.

[@gladyscute9153]

😁

[@raam726]

Whenever I'm watching a Russell peters standup i feel like I am travelling the world. It's a beautiful feeling going through all these cultures and their idiosyncrasies.

[@imannurhakimzulkafly5079]

IDIOSYNCRASIES means behavior right?

[@n9cole480]

i think i just learned a new word

[@leannemills5666]

@@rexrambo7686 c

[@mysticman9425]

Look at that, a Sanghi preaching about diversity, take you hypocrisy somewhere else.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Russell Peters*

[@simalakamacuy]

His Arab jokes always get me. This one is my favorite. I like the way he delivers and ends it up. Legend.

[@userunknown3652]

Beirut parties are the best *Woman in hijab applauding as if she frequently goes lol*

[@dania2369]

Not to night clubs but at Home , we know how to party .

[@dania2369]

Tenzin Tsephel no , we dance , we eate , we take pictures maybe playing some games .

[@dania2369]

Tenzin Tsephel some beleive it's Haram some don't and some don't Care .

[@dania2369]

Tenzin Tsephel i beleive in this ( There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong.) Quran I should not judge anyone , only god judge people .

[@dania2369]

Tenzin Tsephel no that's not true , give me the names of those countries .

[@AshwiniSharma]

you just can't beat russell peters. man. this cracked me up the hardest in a while

[@ThisToxicX]

Ashwini Sharma really? My dad shows me his videos, I don't find him funny, im trying to make myself laugh by watching his videos but I don't find him funny

[@himanshushukla8086]

Thanks

[@suahabose4100]

Lord Jaraxxus you don't need to tell someone else you don't think he's funny unless they asked lol. Ashwini thinks he's funny, and frankly I agree

[@mohammadumarSharif]

Ashwini Sharma kll

[@diegocantu3425]

Na he is not funny he is hilarious.

[@petershen5731]

His audience is diverse and MASSIVE

[@habeebies]

“First u get cake, then u make it for 20 min, then u have cake”

[@boogeyman1967]

I think he said 'get cake'? =)

[@habeebies]

Singer Dex yeah auto correct

[@rkbashaykh3917]

It’s the only way! No other way to make cake, baqara. Which means my friend of course.

[@timelesssilence2541]

LMAO!

[@trufhyh2465]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelby4you]

As an arab i find it very accurate !! Never knew our behaviors can turn out to be jokes ! 😂😂😂😂

[@kripanart]

Hahaha

[@beyondinfinity6592]

Who said you guys behave? 🤣

[@hellicure]

hakuna mtataa hakuna matata

[@sarathewonderful7561]

hakuna mtataa they behave better than westerns to be honest

[@hellicure]

hakuna mtataa you never met an arab have you?

[@ngawangwangchuk3878]

When he said okay is the funniest thing

[@shihabahmed2724]

Ngawang Wangchuk that's how Arabs talk XD

[@anuradhakishore2215]

Ngawang Wangchuk I

[@haydros4722]

It was way too accurate

[@dr.mbahaidar2308]

Ngawang Wangchuk kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5XTc3aPiNyYepY

[@israellai]

It's amazing how he sets it up and then pays it off repeatedly That's skill

[@dinakay330]

Am iraqi and i can tell you with 100% certainty that this man is telling the truth

[@croatianguy7073]

Why isn't this guy the biggest thing in comedy? Look at that enormous crowd. Phenomenal! So diverse too. Get this guy a show!! He's too funny to ignore.

[@baldingeagle8404]

Croatia loses to Argentina

[@LabRynthisist]

The "escalator" part is so fkin true. They point u directions and you can either be in limbo or alternate universe

[@melodicnostalgic3823]

Most people didn't get the joke in the end .. Go Straight from Iraq, Then left, Then Right.. Leads to Afghanistan which is where U.S ended up looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction !!!

[@kk8490]

Oh damn😂

[@suraj-op2bx]

😂🤣 how ingenious

[@SocialStudiess]

How did you come to that conclusion? Not saying you're wrong, not saying you're right. What's your proof?

[@suraj-op2bx]

@@SocialStudiess proof is more than 2000 US soldiers have been killed by TALIBAN

[@3wydreamer147]

@@suraj-op2bx taliban was created by the CIA to fight russians. look it up.

[@rdl8878]

I'm Lebanese-Syrian and he's so right about the "okay" and the yelling.

[@freepagan]

Lebanese and Syrians aren't Arabs. Only Arab speakers

[@sumitagrawal1125]

When Russel said"the Iraq war could have been avoided" there was a little tension and discomfort in the crowd..it was so palpable 😅

[@timaa.4379]

That’s because it brings back bad memories

[@faustinjudefx8728]

@@mojabar4920 bro wtf who does that?😂 im from the southern part of india called pondicherry and whatcha tellin is total bullshit

[@mojabar4920]

faustinjude fx i live in London mate and i know what i am talking about, respect

[@tonysmith6967]

@@mojabar4920 You might be talking about Indian/South Asian Muslims who try so hard to be seen as Arab.

[@jasamkojajesam6108]

@@mojabar4920 nobody cares

[@deusvultinfidel9184]

[Arabic accent] "The Yehudis will kill me, well before the cancer can, I don't have to worry about that!"😂😂😂

[@gendoruwo6322]

literally, (party like there is) no tomorrow

[@ahmedbilal64]

@Sooo Moose ignorant much?

[@yasserhamdan7710]

Ali Nassir same here bro :/

[@rooost9856]

Chaos wxrld the yahudis?

[@capt.raymondholtnypd4822]

@@rooost9856 Arabic for "Jews"

[@Chloeayoy]

That Jew and Arab don't get along joke got silenced 😂

[@assou4441]

Eric Cartman what was the joke?

[@trbl6151]

Russell played it off he kept going and went onto the next joke immediately

[@odaenathus7825]

Afraid of being called "anti-Semitic"

[@christopherbryanrenevdacio3549]

That was about the joke of Israel and Palestine that doesn't work together as well, apparently many of them didn't get the joke...lmao

[@timomastosalo]

I think he knew it's a challenge - it was more like a preparation for what's coming. Then he cracked the Bloomingdale joke, and later the chainsmoker in Beirut certain the 'Yehudi wil kill me before any cigarette'.

[@azambrano4283]

I lived in the Middle East for 4 years. If it weren’t for Russell Peters I never would have made it. Everything he says is true. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@aminemohammed2447]

Hi

[@Camping-Terus]

​@@aminemohammed2447why hi?? You want to know her😂❤🎉

[@MoroccoUnfiltred]

As an arab that was my observation as well, just go to any coffee shop here and no matter whar subject you start, you will find"experts" who can explain to you easily how Quantum Physics work

[@maiacalenda]

Is it the same for women, or is it gender-specific?

[@HK-dq1eg]

@@maiacalenda it's not gender specific. Women are the same.

[@HK-dq1eg]

@@maiacalenda its culture specific.

[@Rahul_ke]

Experts 😆

[@blackmamba9950]

This happens in India as well. Older men are experts in everything from space to medicine to AI lol 😅

[@jaidityasingh5548]

Teacher: Did you complete your homework? Arab student: Of course, everybody does homework T: Did you bring it? A: Yes, sure T: Then show it A:*nods T: JUST SHOW ME THE EFFING HOMEWORK! A: OK, go straight then left and come back

[@samfranco4641]

Steve Larson what the fuck is wrong with you??!?!??

[@Moisi547]

😂

[@oldacc8164]

Jaiditya Singh 🤣🤣I should say that one day

[@ramiramzi8641]

Jaiditya Singh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@coffee2535]

I don’t get it?

[@jamilmacabanding7790]

I love how his voice just drops when he's using an Arab accent. 😂😂😂

[@mohdd138]

Because you will never find an Arab guy who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet or trying to sing like Maroon 5

[@tobyway5093]

@@mohdd138 are you sure, I know some who get their eyebrows shaped haha are they women or what?

[@mohammedattal8887]

@@tobyway5093 Most arabs are men unlike some Ls in the Lgbtq

[@f4wnz132]

@@mohdd138 when I was 11, I went through puberty.... for the second time.

[@mariebourgot4949]

@@mohammedattal8887 Gay.

[@mustafaalhadethee]

Well, As an Iraqi person , i can confirm what he just said , he was describing us so damn well LOL

[@yazanmr5267]

I am an Arab from Jordan Love all your videos my man Yes everything you said 100% true we don’t know how to say we don’t know

[@alien4053]

Lieing is not an attribute to be proud of.

[@prince_m_h_d2513]

Maybe this is only true in your country because I am not like this at all

[@xlr8v]

Im from Jordan and most people don't lie, even if we are not sure about something we mention that we are not sure or just say we don't know.

[@abousifyazan1578]

I was just kidding don’t you

[@alien4053]

@Kal El That's not what Yazan meant. He means that they will never simply say "I'm sorry I don't know" but instead will make up some other bullshit answer. It has nothing to do with not being able to express the phrase "I don't know". I'm pretty sure there is a version of that in every language.

[@hichamlaaberi2346]

4:19 .. 'Who the hell lies about an escalator?' '𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒂' 𝒈𝒖𝒚 '😁😁😁

[@flaminmongrel6955]

Hicham Laaberi I do

[@panastiwari]

Arab man!!

[@Mohalshabz]

Apparently that guy..

[@marioiacolucci]

Hicham Laaberi you are funny dude!

[@Mediaihsan]

Its not about lie, its about "i don't know" Sometime its so difficult to say that ..

[@lionessawaking42412]

His accents are sooo on point. Arab men lie just as much as every other man. He’s tooooo funny... love ya😂😂😂

[@romysingh5624]

His jokes are actually quite clever n well informed. I like how he binds it all together at the end

[@mudrasingh7923]

Hahaha lol 😂

[@batmanarkham5120]

True

[@batmanarkham5120]

As a Pakistani I can tell you that most of his Indian jokes directly fit us as well lol

[@dibikagogo5399]

@@jimhabsfan You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.

[@dibikagogo5399]

You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.

[@NoorAlDeeN1]

Im an arab (SyRia) and no matter how many times I've seen this video When i See it again I laugh as hell This guy is simply a genius :D btw EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES

[@seriousperson2065]

Ok, cam you tell me a funny joke?

[@seriousperson2065]

LOL

[@NoorAlDeeN1]

A funny joke :3

[@koojo9486]

Key Word ok, go straight then left than right

[@Poquito008]

Yeah man...!!

[@D오바이다칼레드]

I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.

[@hmu05366]

If your community is so strong why is Iraq such a dump ?

[@hope7069]

​@@hmu05366Don't burn

[@wickandde]

If you've ever had Arab friends you know how true this shit is 😂😂😂

[@echot.2664]

This is crazy true. I was raised in Saudi Arabia and I remember my dad's Arab friend promising my sister and I a German Shepherd dog. It's been years and I haven't gotten over it.

[@monahf]

Tell me did you get or Just waiting? l know a Friend who had the best german Sheperd dogs. Do you want me to contact him?

[@souviksikdar1864]

That is so sad ,because as kids we tend to believe such people.

[@Bawn.Meedoh]

He not lying I was at Abu Dhabi with the same escalator problem

[@DuckFace.]

@@abeerjunaid8872 bcuz you are the one who gives the direction for escilator

[@dubaicsgopros5738]

the thing is .. its only indians who work as security .. arabs would work in a shawarma place or a restaurant or perfume place in dubai that is

[@lNIESTA34]

prise fucking raciste u use them like slaves, u talk about them like they can do only shit jobs

[@iwonk2816]

@@dubaicsgopros5738 lolz wat a lie...no wonder russell pointed out they wont tell you truth lolzz so trueee

[@Amadeus8484]

Pilot on 911: "I am having a stroke! I can't feel my hands! Are you sure you can fly this plane?" Arab: "Yes of course. Everyone can fly plane." Pilot: "Do you think you could avoid the twin towers?" Arab: "Okay..."

[@blackmomo6431]

Nice one 🤣 but RIP to those family

[@maanasravishankar5465]

Amadeus 😂😂😂😂😂

[@saidzaim4948]

Lool even though this is so fucking racist but ur comment got me laughing out loud lmfaooo

[@aliennader758]

Yeah as if you dont know that it was an inside job. 👌

[@simmonslack9088]

@@aliennader758 What? The CIA told them to fly straight, turn left and then right???

[@tod4612]

I'm Lebanese and i can confirm the accuracy of this

[@lohithagangalapudi3524]

Tarek CH though this is irrelevant you are one hot Lebanese

[@essinereb]

And a very cute one...I'm mexican so I can confirm the accuracy of real handsome guys...because they are the opposite from our guys 😛

[@freshlove7926]

Tarek CH - baby boy 😍😍😍😍😍

[@ashishxoxo]

You must party like there's no tomorrow.... Invitation wanted. and the blue cigarettes ;)

[@ddardouk]

LEBANON❤

[@Tennis-3582]

That’s very true and spot on lol, I’m an Arab myself and I started paying attention right after I watched this video, with my friend anything I asked him he has an answer ready and started with ok lol 😂

[@floatingsara]

This is by far one of the funniest and smartest sketches I've ever seen. Brave to tackle the subject of Arab people, since almost everyone is afraid of talking about them, unless they mean to offend. Instead, RP ended up with sensitive advice for the target,useful information for all the others (Arab men do like the Japanese? Didn't know that!) and made people laugh about a tragedy. Hats off, sir, you really are a Master!

[@tylersmith3139]

Never seen anyone scared about taking about Arab people, seems like you're just biased towards them.

[@Mukeshmiktecrep]

Whenever I feel sad, my hand gets out of control, goes to Mouse, goes to your youtube page, and clicks the playlist!

[@mohammeddaniyal2239]

0Nasarraja

[@КолевКолев-ч6с]

You don't need to be sad for some Russel Peters

[@orneryokinawan4529]

I like how the Arabs coming on here to confirm lol.

[@michellemuskeyn329]

Tomoko I thought that was pretty funny too 😂.

[@hazmi911]

Okay, it's just to act less salty

[@mysteriousman9731]

Because they are stupid and without dignity

[@doniamustafa8667]

@@mysteriousman9731 yeah yeah I know yr fucking stupid don't confirm

[@goldenapplegardens2988]

What about Asian mafia , Racists and killing muslims and Christians in Asia ??

[@lanaofficiel4042]

Dayumn!!! Russell's Arabic accent is SPOT ON!!!! An Arabian girl here. ❤❤❤!!

[@zeckoj]

Lebanon!!!!!! My home. Everything you said is so accurate. Love your comedy Russell! Director from Toronto.

[@johnmellon1820]

Lebon is cool because they're Christian.

[@firasharb1454]

No need to throw shade at the Muslims . Lebanon is simply more open minded then any other Arab country has NOTHING to do with Christians so don't be stupid and ignorant . .

[@fullthrottle1542]

John Mellon so its cool just cuz there are christians ? 😑

[@johnmellon1820]

FULL THROTTLE Well of course. Alcohol is not permitted under Sharia. Have you been living in a cave for the past 1,000 years?

[@nonofyourbiz6749]

John Mellon ..but it still happens..

[@keshab644]

I love this man . I have a dream to watch his live performance some day , never got a chance yet. I have seen same videos multiple times . I always find them funny

[@vivetv3710]

How to tell if someone is lying: They start their sentence with “wallah”.

[@soba1180]

What about if they put "Insha'allah" in their sentence?

[@sen_pa_9265]

Same thing here but in some situations. When they want to do something in the future they say that. It means by god's will iwill do it

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

We say that, too!

[@kamilmusalat]

ViVe TV I think he changed it to “ok” in order to not get in trouble 😆

[@floatingsara]

"Wallah"= (English) "well"? ;-D

[@deadmanavir]

This went from funny to sad over the course of a few days.

[@Beyondbonds04]

Ikr

[@selfishstockton6123]

It’s still funny

[@jackr4777]

Can you explain for me?

[@ririban6212]

Jack R explosion

[@PrabhjotSingh-xn1rs]

I was thinking same

[@NikhileshSurve]

5:39 Do you have weapons of mass destruction? Yes, of course! Everybody has weapons of mass destruction 😂😂😂

[@NikhileshSurve]

@@arnoldngonie4141 😂 Oh that sounds like a perfect plot for a sequel of _The Dictator._

[@l.-.l]

5:39

[@vijaydanushkodi4980]

There's actually an ingenious of the joke that you are missing. From Iraq if you go straight, then left, then right. It leads to AFGHANISTAN! Which had weapons of mass destruction.

[@NikhileshSurve]

@@vijaydanushkodi4980 But what weapons of mass destruction did Afghanistan had exactly? I'd say pakistan would be perfect.

[@Bargains20xx]

@@NikhileshSurve haha sure man! Even the dictator now makes sense to me

[@bharathiraja_sb]

Most Arabs I met here are genuine. They admit when they don't know.

[@donjohn2239]

Its a joke.

[@gotnoname7051]

Are u in heaven, Raja?

[@Bargains20xx]

it was more about the iraqi arabs i guess

[@gotnoname7051]

@@Bargains20xx I'm Egyptian and I'm telling you, we actually do most of what he says😂❤ but Egyptians and Iraqis are allies anyway😂❤ so we may have the same traits.

[@bharathiraja_sb]

Dealt with Egyptians too, and boy they're no different.

[@AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc]

I’m arab and i find this hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@abdelafaneh3062]

I’m Arab and this got to be the funniest shit ever

[@elbagrau]

Hahahahaha. Everything He said is accurate. Like He grew up with us.

[@maiacalenda]

Morello, how come is that so in your opinion? Is it the same for arab women or is it gender-specific?

[@peternderitu2085]

I can't get enough of this clip. Always makes me laugh to tears. "Okay".

[@Chirre1989]

ok

[@nageshprabhu6437]

@@Chirre1989 🤣

[@lilyray363]

My manager was Arab and every time he'd say ''okay'' I'd roll my eyes so fucking hard

[@faisalalarfaj5617]

really how is that funny

[@TravelandPlaces]

This is arguably his funniest sitcom. Absolutely hilarious!

[@nassimyjunky6830]

that's a true story , i confirm about certain guys over here lol

[@HH-cj7tz]

As an arabic girl I can honestly say that is sooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JsoldierEats]

Russel peters , kills me all the time he’s a legend

[@dev.mahmoudfarargy]

This is absolutely true especially in Egypt. You can ask someone for directions for example and 90% of them will give you the wrong direction instead of them saying "idk" it happened to me many times and it's annoying cuz most of the times you go far from the place you wanna be at.

[@kitimbolydia4633]

Haahahaa are you an Egyptian??

[@ASMM1981EGY]

​@@kitimbolydia4633 I'm a Genetic Anthropologist, Egyptians are not Arabs already.

[@jellehassan215]

@@ASMM1981EGYArabised. 😂. But the DNA may not be Arab.

[@jokersadx]

I'm from Iraq, ok .. 😂

[@FCBABODY]

yeah it is safe

[@zhiyarali557]

I'm from the Kurdistan Region in Iraq. it's safe and sound.

[@unwired]

take care always

[@indigosixphotoworks1666]

stay safe, brother

[@SS-rk7bu]

No no answers here except mine!! hahahaha

[@zoomanime7727]

as an arab in Algeria we start the lie bye "chouf chouf " 😂😂

[@zoomanime7727]

@@gowtham4671 look look

[@ChammazTV]

The same here in Tunisia

[@kareemtheeb1478]

Same in Jordan😂😂

[@marwa-zp4ce]

Same in morocco 😂😂

[@icy9793]

Same in saudi arabia شوف شوف

[@lavenderblossoms4600]

and they always say "bokra" or "inshaallah"

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

lavender blossoms Walaahi!😉

[@germanyandfcbayern5791]

Yo2borne rabak ,da5il salibak,

[@algladyou]

Habibi

[@mohdd138]

Just to clear things out "bookra" means "tomorrow" & "inshallah" means "I hope so/maybe/probably never"

[@algladyou]

@@mohdd138 what? I shall ah as far as I know, is " in the name of God" or "God's will".

[@alaahassan4735]

As an Arab, i admit it saying no make you look bad so i have to make up a story 😔😔

[@n017kingg7]

i will never die of cancer LOL

[@mfernando3551]

Love ❤️ this guy. He is by far the consistently the best comedian I have ever come across. Russell Peters you need to get yourself to London.

[@Abu_Haydar313]

Love from Iraq 🇮🇶 ❤️

[@GianetanSekhon]

Russell Peters can make you laugh when you are being insulted and also acknowledge that it's true.

[@The_Jumpman]

Exactly he isn’t hateful one bit

[@Onlyme2015]

yeah well thats propagnda. Its racism in humor.

[@salmanalshabbo3200]

Every Arab won’t say no? I think he’s talking about the Egyptians😂 Much love for you guys♥️

[@ss-cw6he]

So much beautiful girls of egypt

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

“Do you know how to make a cake? Okay! First you get cake!” 🤣

[@MsSecretlady]

Exactly 😂

[@sean3671]

Ive been watching random stand up on youtube for hours. This guy is the best!!

[@RMJJ91]

Russel Peters is like a panda: white, black and Asian.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Russell* Peters

[@RMJJ91]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 dude who cares

[@christinetannous9192]

I am lebanese and I am glad that you are shedding a light on us

[@arunchandramathi9572]

Lebanon is a beautiful country. Much love from India

[@victor_blade9736]

As an Arab man I can confirm this is accurate

[@rajeevshrivastava8607]

Bro do you know ...how to make a cake ?

[@abdosayed4850]

@@rajeevshrivastava8607 Why don't you Google it? Do you really know how to Google something or should I tell you?

[@rajeevshrivastava8607]

@@abdosayed4850 yes...ofcourse... Everybody knows how to Google !!

[@abdosayed4850]

@@rajeevshrivastava8607 So why did you ask him how to make a cake? I know that you make fun of him, but that's not a good thing. Are you sure that the man who talks in the video right? Are you sure that this is a true story? He is not an angel to not ly You don't have the right to make fun of many nations just because of a video

[@rajeevshrivastava8607]

@@abdosayed4850 dude wtf ...I'm just kidding no offense....don't act like a pussy

[@NiskaMagnusson]

considering he only really talks about race (most of the time) he doesn't get stale. it's quite impressive

[@AlastorDarkAngel]

He travels his experiences arent limited

[@liverpoollfc1247]

he doesnt hes not arab but he talks alot about them

[@newhorizons2409]

What's more impressive is how he avoids getting in trouble.

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@newhorizons2409 It's because he's never mean or spiteful about his jokes. Even when he says something that makes the crowd go "Awwwww..." he fires back with something like, "Don't you even go there - you know I'm telling the truth!" Then they all laugh as he goes into detail. Plus, he busts on himself and Indian people about half the time, but really, it's because he's good natured and kind hearted about how he presents his material. He's one of my favorites.

[@soluniversal7932]

@@a2ndopynyn it's because he's not white quite frankly. And I'm Indian.

[@shinobuu5439]

i laughed so hard ...this is sooo true as person living in an arab country , which is great 😂😂❤️

[@m33zerella]

5:21 *”WHAT?! IT WAS JUST THERE, ONE HOUR AGO!”* I’M CACKLING AAHAHHAAHAH

[@Chafik.BN7]

LMAO

[@gooddogg137]

Hey you heard of this joke, it goes Knock Knock Who's there Kenya Kenya who Kenya guess who doesn't have a passport

[@mohammedzabara5343]

ok...go straight then left then right. 😂😂😂

[@timomastosalo]

OK, you never lie

[@sttof10]

My Moroccans people say no all the time. Ma3raft mabghitch Makaynch,...

[@mouath_14]

Cuz Maghrebians Tunisia Algeria Morocco are different from the middle east. Machoftech Masmaatech Manaarafch ;)

[@nouhailataib3922]

it s called sebe9 lmim terta7 hhhhhh

[@habibizbaydar]

Hhhhh teyertini

[@mouadgranderson9618]

share a smile herek el meme

[@shoshana3709]

Steve Larson it's not race mixing, it's ethnicity mixing.

[@paleamigo8575]

It was great how he setup the joke for the punchline.🤣👍

[@تعلمالانكليزيهبسهوله]

I'm Arabic I know everything Lol

[@T0MMYTEMPLE]

so.. where are the escalators????

[@ce3n0r]

ok...go straight then left then right

[@xlr8466]

Sanju Singh Mma bhai wo Arab h Pakistani nhi

[@xlr8466]

تعلم الانكليزيه بسهوله Do you hw to make a cake

[@samfranco4641]

Shray Singh thats very rude to talk about pakistani people like that...

[@Raxxer1993Q8]

it's so surprisingly funny how accurate this is! 😂

[@wasilaify]

Really? Why do Arab men do this?

[@cobra8888]

Overwhelming sense of defeatism. Life is a competition EVEN to the smallest of matters. Not knowing stuff means that you have failed as a person. Hence why a question such as "do you know where the escalator is?" could mean something serious.

[@wasilaify]

It means their identity is totally based on how they're looked at by other people. Sad.

[@halfvolley11]

Arabs fight with each other a lot.

[@chuchuchuchia]

He's so good at tying his jokes altogether from beginning to end

[@tapestrytube]

This is so accurate. I created a website for a client then an Arab guy took over with zero knowledge of the technologies I used. After some time, he just created a new website and tells the owner that my website isn't compatible on their country so he created a new one. Tech people will know that that is a lie xD.

[@biorythmic]

Had an Algerian roommate, the "ok" way to start his speeches is so true. But not exactly the way he says it :)

[@fastfeets2695]

Algerians are not Arabs

[@SilverFox.999]

@@fastfeets2695 they are . north africa is full of arabs

[@user-xz3lz2cp1q]

Fast Feets Arab is more of a culture nowadays. I’m Algerian, grew up speaking Arabic and around Arabic traditions but ADN wise it’s true we don’t have that much in common with the original Arabs.

[@Suite_annamite]

My girlfriend's Algerian, and she can't speak Arabic, and neither do most Algerians here. Just like Poles can't speak Polish.

[@RayahSlayys]

This guy is so good!! How have I never heard of him before? I've been playing his videos for the past hour.. laughing, cackling rather, trying to muffle my voice, so as not to wake my 3 sleeping, yet rather volatile, bundles of mass destruction. ^_^

[@doncarvalo3691]

This is so true an other thing I realized staying in Dubai for 8 months on a project is if any Emirati or Arab says inshallah then it will never ever happen .

[@nikhiltiwari6923]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@king9141]

Hes so good that he makes me forget that im laughing so hard all alone wishing not to wake up my neighbors

[@MsLuli999]

Well, Saddam Hussien actually said "No we don't have weapons of mass destruction" =)))

[@mightymouse652]

LKJ distractions... sure...

[@wkurnikumnieniema]

So they asked another Arab man. And he said that it is there. Just go straight, then right, then left.

[@MsLuli999]

Conor McGregor edited, you can relax now

[@bigsam7855]

Or do we

[@jadattia6723]

no actually he never did . and never allowed for neutral international investigators .

[@hdang1997]

this is the best😂😂😂

[@footcharaf]

why ?

[@thedadof2880]

Harshit Dang. Nice name Hardshit

[@ckil1992]

Harshit Dang ]7,%.

[@suraj-op2bx]

@@thedadof2880 chutiye south Indian

[@mailtothescientist]

I'm a simple man. I see Russell peters. I press like. I begin watching his video.

[@fmamamaba1460]

as an Arab woman I realized I genuinely never heard an Arab guy say I don’t know 💀

[@zaincedar5138]

First time I watched Russell I thought he is an arabic guy!he looks like arabic businessman !!!!

[@adad-ec6ht]

He is Indian. He looks Indian.

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Zain Cedar (Arabian) and NOT “Arabic” Because it is a language!😊😉

[@changaizkhan6684]

Me too....

[@changaizkhan6684]

Arab and baloch are same indian too.

[@meemqw1804]

Some arabs look like indian

[@blackshot12312]

Every country has a certain stereotype. A person who’s different from his country stereotype, is a good man.

[@Bargains20xx]

usually

[@ABB14-11]

unless the stereotype is a good thing.

[@t.g.8946]

One of the ultimate part of Russell's work. Totally enjoyed it.

[@dana9068]

i LOVE his Arab accent 😂😂😂 so accurate

[@Onlyme2015]

so racist

[@ginch8300]

@@Onlyme2015 stfu it wasn't racist, also Arabic isn't a race, it's just a grouping of a ton of different ethnicities.

[@mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784]

BIG hello from Egypt man! you are freaking good

[@jeunesarabes7738]

Salam alaykom from Tunisia 🇹🇳

[@maghrebal3arabi7]

Salam habibi from France I'm actually morroccan ❤🇲🇦🇩🇿🇹🇳

[@nenengjames-lefebvre7474]

WA ALAIKUM SALAM FROM INDONESIA

[@mohmmedaljomaie]

I'm an Arab and i Don't Lie :P

[@lightningstrike4825]

Same here. And most of us when we don't know something we admit to not knowing.

[@captaincairoPT]

+Lightning. Strike haha i have been in egypt for 8 month and people here know everything^^

[@lightningstrike4825]

Lol "know everything" idk if that's just in Egypt bc I've never been there but have met with some Egyptian people and the ones I know admit to not knowing ^^

[@KaraLoop]

"Okay".

[@nikkeipvck8529]

ok then tell is there any terrorists

[@connectionfailure86]

Oh yeah, that was absolutely awesome! Masterpiece! 😊❤