"Arab Men" | Russell Peters - Notorious

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Russell Peters

Russell Peters

7 жыл бұрын

If you don't know something, just say "I don't know!" Here's a clip from my 2013 special, "Notorious."
Watch the full special on Netflix!

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@mr35worldmer42
@mr35worldmer42 7 жыл бұрын
why is Russell peters audience is always so diverse.?? its insane.. never seen this in other comedians. Its awesome..
@peachout6227
@peachout6227 7 жыл бұрын
That's what make his show very enjoyable. There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh.
@TheVandrell
@TheVandrell 7 жыл бұрын
'There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh' Mostly the ones that are open to his type of humor anyway. Those stuck within their own culture or narrow minded usually post butt hurt comments on his videos here on KZbin.
@peachout6227
@peachout6227 7 жыл бұрын
TheVandrell well i said there's always people, not "people always". Clearly, when it comes to sensitive matters not everyone can take it lightly and laugh about it casually, that's totally fine and comprehensible. Aye i dont care what those brats typed on youtube, fuck em', still enjoy RP's shows (My fav is "show me the funny" tho)
@firelive565
@firelive565 7 жыл бұрын
They are strategically placed no segregation...[evil face]
@sattam097
@sattam097 7 жыл бұрын
LEO Bro ا
@Sajjad.A
@Sajjad.A 4 жыл бұрын
As a native Arab (Iraqi) I can confirm that we never say "I don't know" we always make up fake answers
@Sajjad.A
@Sajjad.A 4 жыл бұрын
@@fabulous7958 ووين الغلط بالموضوع؟
@bonnie_gail
@bonnie_gail 4 жыл бұрын
Sajjad Ali wow
@ED-TwoZeroNine
@ED-TwoZeroNine 4 жыл бұрын
Why? What's wrong with not knowing?
@alijassim457
@alijassim457 4 жыл бұрын
As an Iraqi, not all your fingers are the same, so not all are the same as well
@sushmitabora206
@sushmitabora206 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@04rit
@04rit 2 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Russel is - Indians love his India jokes, Arabs love his Arab jokes, Chinese love his China jokes, Every damn people love jokes upon them because Russel no matter how he delivers respects people in a lovely silent way ❤️
@jaysteve8048
@jaysteve8048 Жыл бұрын
Whether or not indians, arabs or chinese love his jokes, these are all racial groups who practice blatant anti-black racism and bigotry in the west and in their respective countries. It's no wonder Blacks love his 'Black jokes' weren't mentioned. It had better not been mentioned!
@KapilSingh410
@KapilSingh410 Жыл бұрын
Russell Peters is a legend
@dfrost6766
@dfrost6766 Жыл бұрын
And he just trashes the Jews without being funny.
@hyamick7584
@hyamick7584 Жыл бұрын
@@dfrost6766 someone got offended 😆
@Tony-villa94
@Tony-villa94 Жыл бұрын
@dev And all people get offended when white people say the same jokes
@ninadachrekar7215
@ninadachrekar7215 3 жыл бұрын
That Beirut part hits different now
@GwakGwak-ct8yv
@GwakGwak-ct8yv 3 жыл бұрын
"they literally party like there's no tomorrow" im dead XD
@sanketwalunj3937
@sanketwalunj3937 3 жыл бұрын
@@GwakGwak-ct8yv literally tooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up
@_MohdJack
@_MohdJack 3 жыл бұрын
@@sanketwalunj3937 u r so mean 😂🤣
@ray_ray_7112
@ray_ray_7112 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought also, but then, most good comedy is relevant to the time frame when it was released.
@mr.v3061
@mr.v3061 3 жыл бұрын
@@sanketwalunj3937 Lmao, that's dark
@Tensai0
@Tensai0 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, as an Arab man, I know what this guy is talking about.
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
You don't?
@johnmartin4119
@johnmartin4119 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know how to make a cake? 🎂
@user-hx9od1hl2z
@user-hx9od1hl2z 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE CAKE
@johnmartin4119
@johnmartin4119 4 жыл бұрын
troll gamer8133 how do you make it?
@user-hx9od1hl2z
@user-hx9od1hl2z 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 OK
@userunknown3652
@userunknown3652 5 жыл бұрын
Beirut parties are the best *Woman in hijab applauding as if she frequently goes lol*
@dania2369
@dania2369 5 жыл бұрын
Not to night clubs but at Home , we know how to party .
@dania2369
@dania2369 5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel no , we dance , we eate , we take pictures maybe playing some games .
@dania2369
@dania2369 5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel some beleive it's Haram some don't and some don't Care .
@dania2369
@dania2369 5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel i beleive in this ( There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong.) Quran I should not judge anyone , only god judge people .
@dania2369
@dania2369 5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel no that's not true , give me the names of those countries .
@syedakib3534
@syedakib3534 3 жыл бұрын
Me to my Arab friend: "is this true, you guys never say No?" My Arab friend: *"YES! OF COURSE, we don't use that word"*
@aladdinbenokba6127
@aladdinbenokba6127 3 жыл бұрын
No that’s not true , you are just making stuff up .
@ShakarAhmadi
@ShakarAhmadi 3 жыл бұрын
This is what a comedian says, not a seriouse man. By the way Ii'm Kurdish not
@TotallyNotElPresidente
@TotallyNotElPresidente 3 жыл бұрын
You: Well can you explain to me how that even works? Arab Friend: Okay! So. *insert nonsensical explanation*
@andygaire2668
@andygaire2668 2 жыл бұрын
@@aladdinbenokba6127 first arab guy to say No.
@gladyscute9153
@gladyscute9153 2 жыл бұрын
😁
@raam726
@raam726 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm watching a Russell peters standup i feel like I am travelling the world. It's a beautiful feeling going through all these cultures and their idiosyncrasies.
@imannurhakimzulkafly5079
@imannurhakimzulkafly5079 3 жыл бұрын
IDIOSYNCRASIES means behavior right?
@n9cole480
@n9cole480 Жыл бұрын
i think i just learned a new word
@leannemills5666
@leannemills5666 Жыл бұрын
@@rexrambo7686 c
@mysticman9425
@mysticman9425 Жыл бұрын
Look at that, a Sanghi preaching about diversity, take you hypocrisy somewhere else.
@habeebies
@habeebies 4 жыл бұрын
“First u get cake, then u make it for 20 min, then u have cake”
@boogeyman1967
@boogeyman1967 4 жыл бұрын
I think he said 'get cake'? =)
@habeebies
@habeebies 4 жыл бұрын
Singer Dex yeah auto correct
@rkbashaykh3917
@rkbashaykh3917 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the only way! No other way to make cake, baqara. Which means my friend of course.
@timelesssilence2541
@timelesssilence2541 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@trufhyh2465
@trufhyh2465 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@shelby4you
@shelby4you 5 жыл бұрын
As an arab i find it very accurate !! Never knew our behaviors can turn out to be jokes ! 😂😂😂😂
@kripanart
@kripanart 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@beyondinfinity6592
@beyondinfinity6592 4 жыл бұрын
Who said you guys behave? 🤣
@hellicure
@hellicure 4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa hakuna matata
@sarathewonderful7561
@sarathewonderful7561 4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa they behave better than westerns to be honest
@hellicure
@hellicure 4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa you never met an arab have you?
@ethanlee4724
@ethanlee4724 3 жыл бұрын
Who came back here when you heard about the Beirut accident? All prayers go out to the victims and the families.
@holyfinancialempire818
@holyfinancialempire818 3 жыл бұрын
Bombing? or FireCracker incident?
@Satu_Supari
@Satu_Supari 3 жыл бұрын
@@holyfinancialempire818 Fertilizer
@tonyjohnson9964
@tonyjohnson9964 3 жыл бұрын
Me!
@RealTalkTodaMax
@RealTalkTodaMax 3 жыл бұрын
you are SOOOOOO misinformed @Ethan Lee
@wisdomleader85
@wisdomleader85 3 жыл бұрын
Donate for Beirut if you can. Prayers can't do much.
@petershen5731
@petershen5731 3 жыл бұрын
His audience is diverse and MASSIVE
@ngawangwangchuk3878
@ngawangwangchuk3878 7 жыл бұрын
When he said okay is the funniest thing
@shihabahmed2724
@shihabahmed2724 7 жыл бұрын
Ngawang Wangchuk that's how Arabs talk XD
@anuradhakishore2215
@anuradhakishore2215 6 жыл бұрын
Ngawang Wangchuk I
@haydros4722
@haydros4722 6 жыл бұрын
It was way too accurate
@dr.mbahaidar2308
@dr.mbahaidar2308 6 жыл бұрын
Ngawang Wangchuk kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5XTc3aPiNyYepY
@israellai
@israellai 5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how he sets it up and then pays it off repeatedly That's skill
@AshwiniSharma
@AshwiniSharma 7 жыл бұрын
you just can't beat russell peters. man. this cracked me up the hardest in a while
@lordjaraxxus8568
@lordjaraxxus8568 7 жыл бұрын
Ashwini Sharma really? My dad shows me his videos, I don't find him funny, im trying to make myself laugh by watching his videos but I don't find him funny
@himanshushukla8086
@himanshushukla8086 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@suahabose4100
@suahabose4100 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jaraxxus you don't need to tell someone else you don't think he's funny unless they asked lol. Ashwini thinks he's funny, and frankly I agree
@mohammadumarSharif
@mohammadumarSharif 7 жыл бұрын
Ashwini Sharma kll
@diegocantu3425
@diegocantu3425 6 жыл бұрын
Na he is not funny he is hilarious.
@NoorAlDeeN1
@NoorAlDeeN1 4 жыл бұрын
Im an arab (SyRia) and no matter how many times I've seen this video When i See it again I laugh as hell This guy is simply a genius :D btw EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES
@seriousperson2065
@seriousperson2065 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, cam you tell me a funny joke?
@seriousperson2065
@seriousperson2065 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@NoorAlDeeN1
@NoorAlDeeN1 3 жыл бұрын
A funny joke :3
@koojo9486
@koojo9486 3 жыл бұрын
Key Word ok, go straight then left than right
@gamer24xSeven
@gamer24xSeven 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man...!!
@romysingh5624
@romysingh5624 3 жыл бұрын
His jokes are actually quite clever n well informed. I like how he binds it all together at the end
@mudrasingh7923
@mudrasingh7923 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol 😂
@batmanarkham5120
@batmanarkham5120 2 жыл бұрын
True
@batmanarkham5120
@batmanarkham5120 2 жыл бұрын
As a Pakistani I can tell you that most of his Indian jokes directly fit us as well lol
@dibikagogo5399
@dibikagogo5399 Жыл бұрын
@@jimhabsfan You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.
@dibikagogo5399
@dibikagogo5399 Жыл бұрын
You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.
@simalakamacuy
@simalakamacuy 7 жыл бұрын
His Arab jokes always get me. This one is my favorite. I like the way he delivers and ends it up. Legend.
@deusvultinfidel9184
@deusvultinfidel9184 6 жыл бұрын
[Arabic accent] "The Yehudis will kill me, well before the cancer can, I don't have to worry about that!"😂😂😂
@gendoruwo6322
@gendoruwo6322 5 жыл бұрын
literally, (party like there is) no tomorrow
@ahmedbilal64
@ahmedbilal64 5 жыл бұрын
@Sooo Moose ignorant much?
@yasserhamdan7710
@yasserhamdan7710 5 жыл бұрын
Ali Nassir same here bro :/
@rooost9856
@rooost9856 5 жыл бұрын
Chaos wxrld the yahudis?
@capt.raymondholtnypd4822
@capt.raymondholtnypd4822 5 жыл бұрын
@@rooost9856 Arabic for "Jews"
@rdl8878
@rdl8878 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Lebanese-Syrian and he's so right about the "okay" and the yelling.
@freepagan
@freepagan 7 ай бұрын
Lebanese and Syrians aren't Arabs. Only Arab speakers
@mustafaalhadethee
@mustafaalhadethee 3 жыл бұрын
Well, As an Iraqi person , i can confirm what he just said , he was describing us so damn well LOL
@jaidityasingh5548
@jaidityasingh5548 6 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Did you complete your homework? Arab student: Of course, everybody does homework T: Did you bring it? A: Yes, sure T: Then show it A:*nods T: JUST SHOW ME THE EFFING HOMEWORK! A: OK, go straight then left and come back
@samfranco4641
@samfranco4641 6 жыл бұрын
Steve Larson what the fuck is wrong with you??!?!??
@royaltylw5347
@royaltylw5347 6 жыл бұрын
😂
@oldacc8164
@oldacc8164 5 жыл бұрын
Jaiditya Singh 🤣🤣I should say that one day
@ramiramzi8641
@ramiramzi8641 5 жыл бұрын
Jaiditya Singh 😂😂😂😂😂
@coffee2535
@coffee2535 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
@LabRynthisist
@LabRynthisist 4 жыл бұрын
The "escalator" part is so fkin true. They point u directions and you can either be in limbo or alternate universe
@dinakay330
@dinakay330 3 жыл бұрын
Am iraqi and i can tell you with 100% certainty that this man is telling the truth
@user-br7id3eh4x
@user-br7id3eh4x Жыл бұрын
I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.
@NikhileshSurve
@NikhileshSurve 5 жыл бұрын
5:39 Do you have weapons of mass destruction? Yes, of course! Everybody has weapons of mass destruction 😂😂😂
@NikhileshSurve
@NikhileshSurve 4 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldngonie4141 😂 Oh that sounds like a perfect plot for a sequel of _The Dictator._
@l.-.l
@l.-.l 4 жыл бұрын
5:39
@vijaydanushkodi4980
@vijaydanushkodi4980 4 жыл бұрын
There's actually an ingenious of the joke that you are missing. From Iraq if you go straight, then left, then right. It leads to AFGHANISTAN! Which had weapons of mass destruction.
@NikhileshSurve
@NikhileshSurve 4 жыл бұрын
@@vijaydanushkodi4980 But what weapons of mass destruction did Afghanistan had exactly? I'd say pakistan would be perfect.
@Bargains20xx
@Bargains20xx 4 жыл бұрын
@@NikhileshSurve haha sure man! Even the dictator now makes sense to me
@hichamlaaberi2346
@hichamlaaberi2346 7 жыл бұрын
4:19 .. 'Who the hell lies about an escalator?' '𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒂' 𝒈𝒖𝒚 '😁😁😁
@flaminmongrel6955
@flaminmongrel6955 6 жыл бұрын
Hicham Laaberi I do
@panastiwari
@panastiwari 6 жыл бұрын
Arab man!!
@Mohalshabz
@Mohalshabz 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently that guy..
@marioiacolucci
@marioiacolucci 6 жыл бұрын
Hicham Laaberi you are funny dude!
@mediaihsan
@mediaihsan 5 жыл бұрын
Its not about lie, its about "i don't know" Sometime its so difficult to say that ..
@azambrano4283
@azambrano4283 Жыл бұрын
I lived in the Middle East for 4 years. If it weren’t for Russell Peters I never would have made it. Everything he says is true. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂
@aminemohammed2447
@aminemohammed2447 10 ай бұрын
Hi
@Ex.israel-soldier
@Ex.israel-soldier 5 ай бұрын
​@@aminemohammed2447why hi?? You want to know her😂❤🎉
@mahmoudfarargy8362
@mahmoudfarargy8362 3 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely true especially in Egypt. You can ask someone for directions for example and 90% of them will give you the wrong direction instead of them saying "idk" it happened to me many times and it's annoying cuz most of the times you go far from the place you wanna be at.
@kitimbolydia4633
@kitimbolydia4633 Жыл бұрын
Haahahaa are you an Egyptian??
@SamarIqbal-ye3tg
@SamarIqbal-ye3tg 6 жыл бұрын
“Do you know how to make a cake? Okay! First you get cake!” 🤣
@MsSecretbitch
@MsSecretbitch 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@sumitagrawal1125
@sumitagrawal1125 6 жыл бұрын
When Russel said"the Iraq war could have been avoided" there was a little tension and discomfort in the crowd..it was so palpable 😅
@timaa.4379
@timaa.4379 5 жыл бұрын
That’s because it brings back bad memories
@faustinjudefx8728
@faustinjudefx8728 4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 bro wtf who does that?😂 im from the southern part of india called pondicherry and whatcha tellin is total bullshit
@mojabar4920
@mojabar4920 4 жыл бұрын
faustinjude fx i live in London mate and i know what i am talking about, respect
@tonysmith6967
@tonysmith6967 4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 You might be talking about Indian/South Asian Muslims who try so hard to be seen as Arab.
@jasamkojajesam6108
@jasamkojajesam6108 4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 nobody cares
@dana9068
@dana9068 3 жыл бұрын
i LOVE his Arab accent 😂😂😂 so accurate
@Onlyme2015
@Onlyme2015 Жыл бұрын
so racist
@ginch8300
@ginch8300 9 ай бұрын
@@Onlyme2015 stfu it wasn't racist, also Arabic isn't a race, it's just a grouping of a ton of different ethnicities.
@Tennis-3582
@Tennis-3582 Жыл бұрын
That’s very true and spot on lol, I’m an Arab myself and I started paying attention right after I watched this video, with my friend anything I asked him he has an answer ready and started with ok lol 😂
@Chloeayoy
@Chloeayoy 7 жыл бұрын
That Jew and Arab don't get along joke got silenced 😂
@assou4441
@assou4441 6 жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman what was the joke?
@trbl6151
@trbl6151 6 жыл бұрын
Russell played it off he kept going and went onto the next joke immediately
@odaenathus7825
@odaenathus7825 5 жыл бұрын
Afraid of being called "anti-Semitic"
@christopherbryanrenevdacio3549
@christopherbryanrenevdacio3549 5 жыл бұрын
That was about the joke of Israel and Palestine that doesn't work together as well, apparently many of them didn't get the joke...lmao
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
I think he knew it's a challenge - it was more like a preparation for what's coming. Then he cracked the Bloomingdale joke, and later the chainsmoker in Beirut certain the 'Yehudi wil kill me before any cigarette'.
@zeckoj
@zeckoj 7 жыл бұрын
Lebanon!!!!!! My home. Everything you said is so accurate. Love your comedy Russell! Director from Toronto.
@johnmellon1820
@johnmellon1820 6 жыл бұрын
Lebon is cool because they're Christian.
@firasharb1454
@firasharb1454 6 жыл бұрын
No need to throw shade at the Muslims . Lebanon is simply more open minded then any other Arab country has NOTHING to do with Christians so don't be stupid and ignorant . .
@fullthrottle1542
@fullthrottle1542 6 жыл бұрын
John Mellon so its cool just cuz there are christians ? 😑
@johnmellon1820
@johnmellon1820 6 жыл бұрын
FULL THROTTLE Well of course. Alcohol is not permitted under Sharia. Have you been living in a cave for the past 1,000 years?
@nonofyourbiz6749
@nonofyourbiz6749 6 жыл бұрын
John Mellon ..but it still happens..
@echot.2664
@echot.2664 3 жыл бұрын
This is crazy true. I was raised in Saudi Arabia and I remember my dad's Arab friend promising my sister and I a German Shepherd dog. It's been years and I haven't gotten over it.
@monahf
@monahf 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me did you get or Just waiting? l know a Friend who had the best german Sheperd dogs. Do you want me to contact him?
@souviksikdar1864
@souviksikdar1864 7 ай бұрын
That is so sad ,because as kids we tend to believe such people.
@t.g.8946
@t.g.8946 3 жыл бұрын
One of the ultimate part of Russell's work. Totally enjoyed it.
@jamilmacabanding7790
@jamilmacabanding7790 7 жыл бұрын
I love how his voice just drops when he's using an Arab accent. 😂😂😂
@mohdd138
@mohdd138 4 жыл бұрын
Because you will never find an Arab guy who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet or trying to sing like Maroon 5
@tobyway5093
@tobyway5093 2 жыл бұрын
@@mohdd138 are you sure, I know some who get their eyebrows shaped haha are they women or what?
@mohammedattal8887
@mohammedattal8887 Жыл бұрын
@@tobyway5093 Most arabs are men unlike some Ls in the Lgbtq
@f4wnz132
@f4wnz132 Жыл бұрын
@@mohdd138 when I was 11, I went through puberty.... for the second time.
@mariebourgot4949
@mariebourgot4949 Жыл бұрын
@@mohammedattal8887 Gay.
@Amadeus8484
@Amadeus8484 4 жыл бұрын
Pilot on 911: "I am having a stroke! I can't feel my hands! Are you sure you can fly this plane?" Arab: "Yes of course. Everyone can fly plane." Pilot: "Do you think you could avoid the twin towers?" Arab: "Okay..."
@blackmomo6431
@blackmomo6431 4 жыл бұрын
Nice one 🤣 but RIP to those family
@maanasravishankar5465
@maanasravishankar5465 4 жыл бұрын
Amadeus 😂😂😂😂😂
@saidzaim4948
@saidzaim4948 4 жыл бұрын
Lool even though this is so fucking racist but ur comment got me laughing out loud lmfaooo
@aliennader758
@aliennader758 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah as if you dont know that it was an inside job. 👌
@simmonslack9088
@simmonslack9088 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliennader758 What? The CIA told them to fly straight, turn left and then right???
@TravelandPlaces
@TravelandPlaces 2 жыл бұрын
This is arguably his funniest sitcom. Absolutely hilarious!
@kiprotichenock5251
@kiprotichenock5251 4 жыл бұрын
Laughing my heart during quarantine
@yazanmr5267
@yazanmr5267 4 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab from Jordan Love all your videos my man Yes everything you said 100% true we don’t know how to say we don’t know
@alien4053
@alien4053 4 жыл бұрын
Lieing is not an attribute to be proud of.
@prince_m_h_d2513
@prince_m_h_d2513 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is only true in your country because I am not like this at all
@xlr8v
@xlr8v 4 жыл бұрын
Im from Jordan and most people don't lie, even if we are not sure about something we mention that we are not sure or just say we don't know.
@abousifyazan1578
@abousifyazan1578 4 жыл бұрын
I was just kidding don’t you
@alien4053
@alien4053 4 жыл бұрын
@Kal El That's not what Yazan meant. He means that they will never simply say "I'm sorry I don't know" but instead will make up some other bullshit answer. It has nothing to do with not being able to express the phrase "I don't know". I'm pretty sure there is a version of that in every language.
@Mukeshmiktecrep
@Mukeshmiktecrep 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel sad, my hand gets out of control, goes to Mouse, goes to your youtube page, and clicks the playlist!
@mohammeddaniyal2239
@mohammeddaniyal2239 7 жыл бұрын
0Nasarraja
@user-ex7kr8kf3g
@user-ex7kr8kf3g 5 жыл бұрын
You don't need to be sad for some Russel Peters
@JungKook-ij6dj
@JungKook-ij6dj 4 жыл бұрын
Always gets me every time... thanks russel. Go left then right...
@biorythmic
@biorythmic 4 жыл бұрын
Had an Algerian roommate, the "ok" way to start his speeches is so true. But not exactly the way he says it :)
@fastfeets2695
@fastfeets2695 3 жыл бұрын
Algerians are not Arabs
@snowfox9858
@snowfox9858 3 жыл бұрын
@@fastfeets2695 they are . north africa is full of arabs
@user-xz3lz2cp1q
@user-xz3lz2cp1q 3 жыл бұрын
Fast Feets Arab is more of a culture nowadays. I’m Algerian, grew up speaking Arabic and around Arabic traditions but ADN wise it’s true we don’t have that much in common with the original Arabs.
@Suite_annamite
@Suite_annamite 2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend's Algerian, and she can't speak Arabic, and neither do most Algerians here. Just like Poles can't speak Polish.
@melodicnostalgic3823
@melodicnostalgic3823 5 жыл бұрын
Most people didn't get the joke in the end .. Go Straight from Iraq, Then left, Then Right.. Leads to Afghanistan which is where U.S ended up looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction !!!
@kk8490
@kk8490 5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn😂
@suraj-op2bx
@suraj-op2bx 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 how ingenious
@SocialStudiess
@SocialStudiess 5 жыл бұрын
How did you come to that conclusion? Not saying you're wrong, not saying you're right. What's your proof?
@suraj-op2bx
@suraj-op2bx 5 жыл бұрын
@@SocialStudiess proof is more than 2000 US soldiers have been killed by TALIBAN
@3wydreamer147
@3wydreamer147 5 жыл бұрын
@@suraj-op2bx taliban was created by the CIA to fight russians. look it up.
@peternderitu2085
@peternderitu2085 6 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of this clip. Always makes me laugh to tears. "Okay".
@Chirre1989
@Chirre1989 6 жыл бұрын
ok
@nageshprabhu6437
@nageshprabhu6437 11 ай бұрын
@@Chirre1989 🤣
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
I can watch this over and over and laugh each time.
@shinobuu5439
@shinobuu5439 2 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard ...this is sooo true as person living in an arab country , which is great 😂😂❤️
@MoroccoUnfiltred
@MoroccoUnfiltred 5 жыл бұрын
As an arab that was my observation as well, just go to any coffee shop here and no matter whar subject you start, you will find"experts" who can explain to you easily how Quantum Physics work
@maiacalenda
@maiacalenda 4 жыл бұрын
Is it the same for women, or is it gender-specific?
@HK-dq1eg
@HK-dq1eg 4 жыл бұрын
@@maiacalenda it's not gender specific. Women are the same.
@HK-dq1eg
@HK-dq1eg 4 жыл бұрын
@@maiacalenda its culture specific.
@Rahul_ke
@Rahul_ke Жыл бұрын
Experts 😆
@blackmamba9950
@blackmamba9950 5 ай бұрын
This happens in India as well. Older men are experts in everything from space to medicine to AI lol 😅
@croatianguy7073
@croatianguy7073 5 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this guy the biggest thing in comedy? Look at that enormous crowd. Phenomenal! So diverse too. Get this guy a show!! He's too funny to ignore.
@baldingeagle8404
@baldingeagle8404 Жыл бұрын
Croatia loses to Argentina
@deadmanavir
@deadmanavir 3 жыл бұрын
This went from funny to sad over the course of a few days.
@Beyondbonds04
@Beyondbonds04 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 3 жыл бұрын
It’s still funny
@jackr4777
@jackr4777 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain for me?
@ririban6212
@ririban6212 3 жыл бұрын
Jack R explosion
@PrabhjotSingh-xn1rs
@PrabhjotSingh-xn1rs 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking same
@medixmpic
@medixmpic 9 ай бұрын
"Can you explain how to make a cake ?" "YES , so first you get a cake . Then you make it for 20 minutes"
@m33zerella
@m33zerella 4 жыл бұрын
5:21 *”WHAT?! IT WAS JUST THERE, ONE HOUR AGO!”* I’M CACKLING AAHAHHAAHAH
@user-oq9mk7fl5w
@user-oq9mk7fl5w 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@gooddogg137
@gooddogg137 4 жыл бұрын
Hey you heard of this joke, it goes Knock Knock Who's there Kenya Kenya who Kenya guess who doesn't have a passport
@lionessawaking42412
@lionessawaking42412 4 жыл бұрын
His accents are sooo on point. Arab men lie just as much as every other man. He’s tooooo funny... love ya😂😂😂
@wheretopeace
@wheretopeace 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best one i have watched yours till now...and i have watched a lot on your channel
@benanati4774
@benanati4774 3 жыл бұрын
I love all your work man, keep fighting the good (free speech) fight!
@lilyray363
@lilyray363 7 жыл бұрын
My manager was Arab and every time he'd say ''okay'' I'd roll my eyes so fucking hard
@faisalalarfaj5617
@faisalalarfaj5617 6 жыл бұрын
really how is that funny
@Bawn.Meedoh
@Bawn.Meedoh 6 жыл бұрын
He not lying I was at Abu Dhabi with the same escalator problem
@DuckFace.
@DuckFace. 4 жыл бұрын
@@abeerjunaid8872 bcuz you are the one who gives the direction for escilator
@dubaicsgopros5738
@dubaicsgopros5738 4 жыл бұрын
the thing is .. its only indians who work as security .. arabs would work in a shawarma place or a restaurant or perfume place in dubai that is
@lNIESTA34
@lNIESTA34 4 жыл бұрын
prise fucking raciste u use them like slaves, u talk about them like they can do only shit jobs
@iwonk2816
@iwonk2816 4 жыл бұрын
@@dubaicsgopros5738 lolz wat a lie...no wonder russell pointed out they wont tell you truth lolzz so trueee
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 2 жыл бұрын
It was great how he setup the joke for the punchline.🤣👍
@bernadinussteni7676
@bernadinussteni7676 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Help to recover my gastritis very quick..GBU Russel and your family.
@floatingsara
@floatingsara 4 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the funniest and smartest sketches I've ever seen. Brave to tackle the subject of Arab people, since almost everyone is afraid of talking about them, unless they mean to offend. Instead, RP ended up with sensitive advice for the target,useful information for all the others (Arab men do like the Japanese? Didn't know that!) and made people laugh about a tragedy. Hats off, sir, you really are a Master!
@tylersmith3139
@tylersmith3139 2 жыл бұрын
Never seen anyone scared about taking about Arab people, seems like you're just biased towards them.
@Raxxer1993Q8
@Raxxer1993Q8 7 жыл бұрын
it's so surprisingly funny how accurate this is! 😂
@wasilaify
@wasilaify 6 жыл бұрын
Really? Why do Arab men do this?
@cobra8888
@cobra8888 6 жыл бұрын
Overwhelming sense of defeatism. Life is a competition EVEN to the smallest of matters. Not knowing stuff means that you have failed as a person. Hence why a question such as "do you know where the escalator is?" could mean something serious.
@wasilaify
@wasilaify 6 жыл бұрын
It means their identity is totally based on how they're looked at by other people. Sad.
@halfvolley11
@halfvolley11 5 жыл бұрын
Arabs fight with each other a lot.
@meshal829
@meshal829 Жыл бұрын
“OK!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love from Saudi Arabia
@user-js2xt8ob4d
@user-js2xt8ob4d 3 жыл бұрын
Iraq told everyone that it did not have weapons of mass destruction, but everyone stood with the United States
@hdang1997
@hdang1997 7 жыл бұрын
this is the best😂😂😂
@footcharaf
@footcharaf 6 жыл бұрын
why ?
@thedadof2880
@thedadof2880 5 жыл бұрын
Harshit Dang. Nice name Hardshit
@ckil1992
@ckil1992 5 жыл бұрын
Harshit Dang ]7,%.
@suraj-op2bx
@suraj-op2bx 5 жыл бұрын
@@thedadof2880 chutiye south Indian
@alaa6384
@alaa6384 5 жыл бұрын
Love from Iraq 🇮🇶 ❤️
@king9141
@king9141 3 жыл бұрын
Hes so good that he makes me forget that im laughing so hard all alone wishing not to wake up my neighbors
@YamenNazer
@YamenNazer 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahha this is amazing video i loved it man❤️❤️😍😍🤣🤣🤣
@n017kingg7
@n017kingg7 5 жыл бұрын
i will never die of cancer LOL
@wickandde
@wickandde 5 жыл бұрын
If you've ever had Arab friends you know how true this shit is 😂😂😂
@uuuuu-re8pq
@uuuuu-re8pq 2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest I've ever heard in my life🤣😂. Greetings from the Middle East
@genejoost6718
@genejoost6718 3 жыл бұрын
Thank. You. Mr. Russell for the laughs in this diffuclt times u crack me up
@mohammedzabara5343
@mohammedzabara5343 7 жыл бұрын
ok...go straight then left then right. 😂😂😂
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
OK, you never lie
@orneryokinawan4529
@orneryokinawan4529 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the Arabs coming on here to confirm lol.
@michellemuskeyn329
@michellemuskeyn329 4 жыл бұрын
Tomoko I thought that was pretty funny too 😂.
@hazmi911
@hazmi911 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, it's just to act less salty
@mysteriousman9731
@mysteriousman9731 4 жыл бұрын
Because they are stupid and without dignity
@doniamustafa8667
@doniamustafa8667 4 жыл бұрын
@@mysteriousman9731 yeah yeah I know yr fucking stupid don't confirm
@goldenapplegardens2988
@goldenapplegardens2988 4 жыл бұрын
What about Asian mafia , Racists and killing muslims and Christians in Asia ??
@RMJJ91
@RMJJ91 3 жыл бұрын
Russel Peters is like a panda: white, black and Asian.
@rav5098
@rav5098 2 жыл бұрын
That 20 mins are divine time to make cakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Escalator was bombed
@tod4612
@tod4612 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Lebanese and i can confirm the accuracy of this
@lohithagangalapudi3524
@lohithagangalapudi3524 5 жыл бұрын
Tarek CH though this is irrelevant you are one hot Lebanese
@essinereb
@essinereb 5 жыл бұрын
And a very cute one...I'm mexican so I can confirm the accuracy of real handsome guys...because they are the opposite from our guys 😛
@freshlove7926
@freshlove7926 5 жыл бұрын
Tarek CH - baby boy 😍😍😍😍😍
@ashishxoxo
@ashishxoxo 5 жыл бұрын
You must party like there's no tomorrow.... Invitation wanted. and the blue cigarettes ;)
@ddardouk
@ddardouk 5 жыл бұрын
LEBANON❤
@elbagrau
@elbagrau 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha. Everything He said is accurate. Like He grew up with us.
@maiacalenda
@maiacalenda 4 жыл бұрын
Morello, how come is that so in your opinion? Is it the same for arab women or is it gender-specific?
@fmamamaba1460
@fmamamaba1460 2 жыл бұрын
as an Arab woman I realized I genuinely never heard an Arab guy say I don’t know 💀
@sweetpuppy12345
@sweetpuppy12345 2 жыл бұрын
No matter what. Video you see of Russell he always makes you laugh
@JsoldierEats
@JsoldierEats 4 жыл бұрын
Russel peters , kills me all the time he’s a legend
@sean3671
@sean3671 5 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching random stand up on youtube for hours. This guy is the best!!
@iamreallyright
@iamreallyright 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute classic!
@Yft011
@Yft011 Жыл бұрын
That “It was there one hour ago”killed me 😂😂😂😂
@vivetv3710
@vivetv3710 4 жыл бұрын
How to tell if someone is lying: They start their sentence with “wallah”.
@Bynaree
@Bynaree 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😁
@soba1180
@soba1180 4 жыл бұрын
What about if they put "Insha'allah" in their sentence?
@sen_pa_9265
@sen_pa_9265 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing here but in some situations. When they want to do something in the future they say that. It means by god's will iwill do it
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 жыл бұрын
We say that, too!
@kamilmusalat
@kamilmusalat 4 жыл бұрын
ViVe TV I think he changed it to “ok” in order to not get in trouble 😆
@zoomanime7727
@zoomanime7727 4 жыл бұрын
as an arab in Algeria we start the lie bye "chouf chouf " 😂😂
@zoomanime7727
@zoomanime7727 4 жыл бұрын
@@gowtham4671 look look
@ChammazTV
@ChammazTV 4 жыл бұрын
The same here in Tunisia
@kareemtheeb1478
@kareemtheeb1478 4 жыл бұрын
Same in Jordan😂😂
@marwa-zp4ce
@marwa-zp4ce 3 жыл бұрын
Same in morocco 😂😂
@icy9793
@icy9793 3 жыл бұрын
Same in saudi arabia شوف شوف
@tapestrytube
@tapestrytube 3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate. I created a website for a client then an Arab guy took over with zero knowledge of the technologies I used. After some time, he just created a new website and tells the owner that my website isn't compatible on their country so he created a new one. Tech people will know that that is a lie xD.
@Yeshuuuuu
@Yeshuuuuu 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man this is so great 😂😂
@mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784
@mahmoudtaj_eldeen1784 5 жыл бұрын
BIG hello from Egypt man! you are freaking good
@keshab644
@keshab644 7 жыл бұрын
I love this man . I have a dream to watch his live performance some day , never got a chance yet. I have seen same videos multiple times . I always find them funny
@myhairisfullofhair3792
@myhairisfullofhair3792 3 жыл бұрын
I watched couple of your video clips and men I have to subscribe.
@abdelafaneh3062
@abdelafaneh3062 2 жыл бұрын
I’m Arab and this got to be the funniest shit ever
@RayahSlayys
@RayahSlayys 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is so good!! How have I never heard of him before? I've been playing his videos for the past hour.. laughing, cackling rather, trying to muffle my voice, so as not to wake my 3 sleeping, yet rather volatile, bundles of mass destruction. ^_^
@nassimyjunky6830
@nassimyjunky6830 7 жыл бұрын
that's a true story , i confirm about certain guys over here lol
@GenieHermoso
@GenieHermoso 3 жыл бұрын
Saw him in person... he is funny and the comedian we all need in this diverse world....
@mfernando3551
@mfernando3551 7 жыл бұрын
Love ❤️ this guy. He is by far the consistently the best comedian I have ever come across. Russell Peters you need to get yourself to London.
@AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc
@AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc 6 жыл бұрын
I’m arab and i find this hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@himanshu210192
@himanshu210192 4 жыл бұрын
He nailed at last puch line of weapon of destruction.....😂😂😂😂
@aengeli62
@aengeli62 Жыл бұрын
100% correct!
@elp1246
@elp1246 5 жыл бұрын
Hillariously so ACCURATE! I love this FRESH new approach to comedy and I love seeing ALL of the DIVERSE nationalities out enjoying themselves. Great video!
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