Russell Peters | Indian Student

#RussellPeters #Standupcomedy #Indian

[@d3vraj1407]

The ‘Bumpastandamicrophonobia’ cracked me up.

[@shaunstelfox1718]

Imagine saying that 3 times fast 🤣

[@s.s.md.ashherhassan5284]

YNWA

[@mojarth8110]

@Abhirup Nath lol

[@amine2947]

germans be like

[@caparzorene8822]

I think you diagnosed it first🤣🤣

[@bappandi007]

"One white girl and he gets all fuckin brave". LMFAO

[@ayushpathania5500]

@@TravelDairies shut up 15 year old

[@tictactoe101]

@@ayushpathania5500 you want a white girl for yourself too?

[@believeinme1225]

😂😂

[@pauliewalnuts6734]

thats so real HAHA

[@saids3033]

pajeet my son your stomach hurts now you must choose were to release Beautiful and clean toilet Or designated shttng street

[@kobebryant1265]

You can NEVER WIN with a person holding a microphone, let alone a comedian.

[@thejohngalt]

Deep!

[@bruce33331]

They abuse forum..... they are called MIKE tyson here in our country

[@gingercat7925]

@@thejohngalt That's what she said.

[@rvk4b3]

@@thejohngalt sukhdeep

[@appa609]

unless you're holding the speaker

[@photomukund]

"take this pill" is the 21st century solution for every difficult problem.

[@DeadPool-op1cm]

I didn't get it

[@photomukund]

@@DeadPool-op1cm I used the mention of a "pill" as a metaphor for quick fix solutions

[@DeadPool-op1cm]

@@photomukund ooh now I get it

[@integratedhatespreader]

And if the pill didn't work "Snort this powder" is the next solution to every problem.

[@khaledmogharbel8637]

the 21st century love pills it's hillaroius. we love medicin we can get medicin to every thing these days.

[@prasitchowdhury3896]

As an indian I must say, that an indian at heart will always remain one. Look at Russell, he jokes about indians and its terribly funny. But he always addresses them as my people and he is naturally happy and gleams with joy when he comes across an Indian guy/girl in the audience whom he can poke at and have fun. Been following your jokes and tours for years Russell, keep going brother . Cheers.

[@krishcorp]

Imagine how he would shred your name : Pro Shit Chod-re....re-chod...then explain what is re-chod and how does it work out for 1.3 billion of us.

[@SherSingh-mk9th]

@Respected Sir, Even that's an understatement! 😁

[@Tanishqa700]

@@Elamado97 u think vir das is good?

[@srijanbiswas2409]

​@Dhananjay Naidu Veer Das is also great.. but Russell Peters is better

[@balaji1980]

@@Elamado97 Calling Vir Das a comedian, is satire in itself.

[@faizankhan-ex8vs]

3:35 witches laughing 😆

[@dsmpakistan9400]

LMAO

[@forestranger590]

Not only he's a great comedian but he's also very intelligent. Intelligence is often confused with stupidity in schools coz they want you to conform to their idea of intelligence

[@gal_targareayn6721]

Fact

[@malpalmer3269]

Spot on

[@yellowblanka6058]

If he did indeed have A.D.D. I would imagine that probably had more to do with his grades than his innate intelligence, if you can't sit still/focus on what the teacher is saying, or what you're reading, it makes it difficult to learn anything. Of course he could just be saying he had "A.D.D." when he just wasn't at all interested in school, but it's actually pretty rare that somebody is totally uninterested in learning, merely that they're more interested in some subject areas than others.

[@saadrabia]

Conform*

[@daha3074]

@@yellowblanka6058 Well said.

[@ankitpant1982]

He Destroyed Akbar single-handedly 😂

[@moonlightea]

LOL he’s like that voice inside our head that makes a lot of comments in passing but can never actually speak it out loud 🤣😭👏👏💯💯💯

[@himanshuagarwal0]

so true :) I'll never have the balls to say something like that out loud and that is why i love Russell, he is in-different to everyone

[@AnnaFresa1]

I usually speak my mind with jokes and no one gets offended even when I cross the line 😂 it’s all about body language

[@asimshaikh92]

This is why they don't allow you guys to drink 😂😂

[@matchbox1275]

I didn't get that.

[@asimshaikh92]

Rewind to the part where acbar is sitting with his girlfriend!

[@matchbox1275]

@@asimshaikh92 Ya, I saw the whole clip. I'm asking what's funny about that statement. Is he referring to Pakistanis or all Brown people.

[@asimshaikh92]

He's referring it to all the 'Muzlims' !!

[@harshitsisodiya8077]

@@matchbox1275 muslim religion doesn't allow to drink alcohol

[@shantanushekharsjunerft9783]

Studying in India really killed any joy of learning. You study to compete instead of enjoying the process of learning.

[@scorpionking8493]

And also reservation system where lower caste dalits get first seat in good colleges even though they dont study and for upper even if u study your ass off and get 98% still u will not get admission in any colleges.

[@kvin9210]

Truth 💯

[@FaceWhatIs]

@@scorpionking8493 That's incorrect at best and rubbish at worst. For all the overt and covert oppression practiced in the caste system that deprives sections of the population of social and economic parity, the reservation system is one of the least justice we could do. The difference in score between "a person getting a seat through reservation quota" and "a person getting a seat through general quota" is just a few points. Strangely the upper caste champions of merit don't have a problem with management quotas where someone with very low scores can get a seat simply because they can dole out money.

[@scorpionking8493]

@@FaceWhatIs then why do u need a reservation? Remove reservation and get admission on merit and not based on reservation. U people get admission just because of ur caste and then give lectures to upper caste on merit

[@lashes2884]

@@scorpionking8493 u missed it that upper caste students study their ass off with HUGE amount of money and resources in a very good coachijg institution or college while the lower caste person ... u know

[@lairdleod]

Medicalization is real; Russell has been ahead of us all for so long on more subjects than this. What a gift it is to watch and listen to such a great human being.

[@JAF30]

I love comedians like Russel, Jeff Dunham and Fluffy who poke fun at everyone including themselves. If we can't laugh at ourselves then there is no sense laughing at others.

[@kunalkotian114]

All the dislikes came from Akbar and his sidebars

[@zerotoinfinite2006]

Ha ha ha... true

[@ginger_breadman]

Akbar was such an ahole! RP hardly gets pissed!

[@SuperMan-rh4le]

Lol it rhymes. Birbal and his marbles type hahahah.

[@vedicwarriorOriginal]

@@ginger_breadman Yep, when Russell gets pi$$ed at someone, you know a nutbar's in the crowd!

[@prasitchowdhury3896]

@@ginger_breadman all Pakistanis are like him bro.

[@sonubhargav7471]

Alt title: Russell peters bullying audience for 3 minutes

[@akalkrlongkumer8161]

Love his jokes more when he brings his dad topic

[@akalkrlongkumer8161]

@@musiccalgary I know that

[@pouthaimei]

@@musiccalgary That's why it's funny. Have some humour pills.

[@vratislavgoldie7386]

Here my parents are ranting at me for 94% in the final. Edit: I meant I already got 94% in my finals they wanted me to get even better like atleast 97%

[@miahsafwanabdal4994]

I'm sure uve gt brown parents? I myself am brown so i know this.😂😂😂😂

[@vratislavgoldie7386]

@@miahsafwanabdal4994 Our life is even harder than Chinese, japanese, Koreans,etc. Why do we have to face this?

[@miahsafwanabdal4994]

@@vratislavgoldie7386 yeah struggles of a brown man! Our conservative societies of the east have these issues. May be after 3-4 generations these things will go away. But we won't survive that long

[@madhavved2875]

You'll do good bro don't worry

[@vratislavgoldie7386]

@@madhavved2875 dang what I meant was I already got 94 but they want me to do more better.

[@ilikepranks]

There are 3 types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't

[@anomaly...]

that's a good two 👍

[@galacticpills]

🤣🤣

[@SamarIqbal-ye3tg]

That’s 2! 😁

[@ilikepranks]

There is no third haha. By saying 3 instead of 2, I'm putting myself into the "can't count" population.

[@sungu23]

This is why I totally love Russell Peters. 😊❤

[@krishalay]

Russell's on fire 🔥 3 videos on a single day Woohoo 🎉

[@jackfrost6703]

Russel Peter, one and only stand up comedian who made me love stand up comedy. Whenever I watch ur show on YT, I laughed so hard that I almost peed myself when I was a college student. I love U, man.I really want to see U in person.

[@michaelsylvester7272]

Russell all makes me laugh out loud 😆😆

[@sandeepp6834]

People who boooo and the people who woooo are always in perfect proportion in Russel's audience. It's amazing

[@MedalionDS9]

Please son... just get FIFTY!

[@VeeElJay]

Don't be a show-off and get 51

[@dishantv9324]

If you don't like this, "Someone's gonna get a hurt real bad"

[@moonlightea]

YESSSSSSSSSS!! In the middle of working and got so excited to see another video upload in the same day! Russell be rollinnnnnn today 😂🙌🔥💯💯💯💯

[@wipworkinprogress1344]

Acbar was pissed

[@basiliskbones5102]

The way he works the crowd is always iconic.

[@007akshays]

first comedian to get it poppin on youtube no cap

[@johnnybrix5308]

Yup. This guy is the original don Legend.

[@totallypointlessvideos3832]

Russell is just brilliant.

[@sauravpaul9831]

Akbar..Burnnnn

[@HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH]

Lol relax! Its a comedy show

[@iitnakanpur..]

@@HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH The one who is doing comedy..is also indian!! so relax😂

[@jagritijain6874]

You are just awesome, the way to analyze the current scenario 😂

[@luckybhandari3475]

Comedy is in every word. He is not hooman

[@oussamabensafia2540]

I tottally agree he's not a hooman, as a matter of fact; i think he's a human.

[@3225Angela]

I love when he imitates his father

[@janmejayupadhyay9216]

"Take this pill..... Put it on your forehead" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@curbantula]

he didnt do well in school but hes a genius

[@eo9839]

That laugh on the background 3:33

[@mohityadav-ju2qy]

russell on fire

[@howdepressing2495]

look at russell now, wearing suits like its nothing, rolexes' and pateks. Dont let educational attainment hinder your dreams. in reality, im just hyping myself up cause im a bad student as well lmao

[@IanFernando]

I want to see the skit with Acbar//Sidebar!! lol

[@jut8146]

'No need to show off and get 51, just get 50..."

[@aakashdeepsingh]

Missed opportunity to add a dyslexia joke "The black board's here and he's looking at the white broad there"

[@HarjitSingh-ew9zy]

Love u Russell

[@jsuswaram]

Russell Peters Dad: "Son...you have hit a new low" oh my goddddd i have stomach cramps now.😂😂🤣🤣

[@Suraj-fv6jv]

They literally have given a name to every human shortcoming!

[@NeilCrouse99]

Boy can I relate to not being diagnosed. I was an unbelievably poor student and the school system just kept pushing me through, year after year until I went back to school in my late twenties to get a Paramedic degree, (ended up talking a registered nursing course as no work at that time for paramedics), and all of a sudden I was on the honor list and received a bursary for it.... Amazing what you can accomplish when you're diagnosed properly and WANT to be in school... *: )*

[@7dream7scape7]

Akhbar got the business 😂😂😂😂

[@TravelDairies]

After show Akber 4ked him up real good

[@kingyoong5654]

Fresh materials. Excellent 👏👏👏😄😄😄

[@jadynabraham9915]

indian parents saying "just get 50" is WILD that only happens like TWICE ever

[@Sarcastic_Insaan]

Destroyed 😂

[@joshwarren7569]

He keeps getting better.lol! :)

[@dave-xn1rw]

You know all hope is gone when an Indian parent is begging for, not 51 but just 50🤣

[@thomasthomasphilp4393]

When I gave up my medical school as an Indian, my relatives were like, "He is not worth anymore"

[@davisjones7137]

That's hilarious

[@caunteya]

Incredible funny. I can't stop laughing when i watch his video's. 👍👍

[@TonyMontana___24]

Exactly like me and my parents... just pass was the ask 😂... no engineering, doctorate expectations just pass🤣

[@stealthattack2209]

LOL Man, you really set the bar low didn't you hahahaha

[@TonyMontana___24]

@@stealthattack2209 I hated it... it was awful. Now I have to tell my kids how great it is 😂😂

[@rudygracia5573]

Great comedian.Legend in the making.I can relate;I was a terrible student too!School SUCKED!Especially High School!Every morning I arrived,I felt like I was joining the general population of a prison!(Well,Almost!)For me,It felt WORSE than military basic training anyway!And much longer!!

[@plandl1]

I was diagnosed with ADHD or "hyperactivity" in the early 70s. Dexadrine, Ritalin. Coffee. Uppers slowed me down. With my high IQ I was suppressed in my learning years because the system was broken, not me, no telling where I would be if they could have kept up with me instead of them slowing me down. Now they have nice pigeon hole labels to place children in so they can deal with better.

[@jasminesavard3761]

Me too

[@HypArtz002]

Damn man that sucks for you guys I wish this development happened sooner but at least we have it now

[@ertugrulsanskopar8248]

@@HypArtz002 I think you're missing the point... he's saying that medicating kids (due to so-called 'diagnoses') is a bad idea.

[@plandl1]

Ertugrul, I only wrote that to state it is real and we have experienced it. We agree with you and Russell

[@RG-rd4gd]

"We leaving"😂

[@alexisxander817]

we find it funny, but this man has been through some pretty serious dark days!

[@cinematicnerd]

Damn right

[@Qallash]

Hilarious 😁 Thanks for sharing 🌹🙏

[@stanggang754]

so relatable

[@gilbertsanpedro8570]

For almost two weeks, I was constantly viewing the Afghan crisis at the 'Republic" channel, then videos of Mr. Russel popped up, I was glad though.

[@jobseeker1978]

Can anyone tell me which special this one was from and where i can see the whole show?

[@tribeprime7380]

"Son what name u put"😂😂

[@KLAUS9176]

Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad 😄

[@pratiqkore7104]

Is this special available on prime??

[@samiconstantinides5042]

Thank you Russell! Maha

[@Wil_Dsense]

“Just Get 50... don’t try and get 51“ Lol

[@happinessallover]

3 videos in a day.

[@JoelCutinhoChris]

It's rude to interrupt and he got what he deserved...

[@Shubhbiswal]

Dank....!!

[@Lmngx13872]

"Just aim for 50 % Son" 😅😅😅

[@malav_patel]

Whats the name of this show? if I wanna find the full one

[@ce9821]

Which comedy show is this from? I want to watch the whole thing.

[@saisurisetti6278]

"the black board of here he looking over there"

[@surveersinghpanwar1514]

This guy is completely into indians😂

[@reasonablerage4370]

Goated comedian

[@MrSoothsayer]

Son, just get 50 🤣🤣🤣

[@saint_apollo]

“Son you hit a new low”

[@SabrinaAngel]

😂👏

[@raam726]

What's the name of the show it's from?

[@ShashwatPandeyindia]

My Indian accent took eons to get that he meant 'Akbar' and not 'Ack-bar' 😅

[@MCSPARTAN501]

I can't imagine what it would take for Asian parents to be like "just get 50%"

[@abi95assasin]

this guy XD

[@tiyukitv6508]

When you reach that certain age, you get the confirmation that school really aint that much of a thing after HS. 😊✌️

[@vaibhavawasthii]

I can relate

[@jim26g]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aleksandargutesa8482]

for all the dislikes ppl: you're being diagnosed! "don'thaveasenseforhumorwhatsoverphobia". take a pill. make it two.

[@banerjeesiddharth05]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WycliffStudios]

Akbar was being a D but RP handled it well!

[@nursultantulyakbay7070]

Fkn Akbar… Amirite??

[@ginger_breadman]

IKR, he was emitting Capt Douche vibes!

[@What-xb5bf]

2:55

[@Gikash]

Noma.

[@Lifeattheloadingdock]

LOL AKBAR!!!

[@thunderstraw864]

*This is why your people shouldn’t drink alcohol* Arabs: don’t worry akbar, we’ll talk to him after...

[@joshuablount]

Imagine heckling a comedian, and that comedian is the legend Russell Peters 😅 that's a new level of drunk/stupid

[@famguy218]

I'm Indian and have ADHD and got more than 13 in classes lol

[@ElvisTranscriber2]

3:14 Did I just hear him drop the Indian accent word per *cent* (with accent on the word *cent* as opposed to the one I think I've heard *per* cent?) ❓

[@matsungtemjen3999]

Indians are the funniest people on Earth 😂

[@followerofchrist1384]

India my Jaan 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳