Russian REACTION | Bert Kreischer - THE MACHINE

[@Schizz_Popinov]

The movie 'Van Wilder' was based on him after he did a Rolling Stone interview about his time in college. Some of his classmates confirmed that the mafia story is true. He originally told this story on a podcast and was encouraged to tell it on stage.

[@dukerollo1116]

Theres actually pictures on the internet of him with the gangsters

[@dominicfrabotta565]

So, other than some of the conversations, it's all been pretty much confirmed as all true. Including photographic evidence, teacher and classmate testimony. There's pictures of him partying with the police, on the stolen boat, etc etc. And, he indeed was wearing a fanny pack, you can see it in some of the pictures.

[@jimzerr3025]

Yes, more Eddie to watch.

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

Thank you

[@pookie717]

This is 100% true. There’s pictures somewhere roaming about the internet of him with the badge off the conductors uniform. Bert is the real deal. If you’re in rolling stone for being the biggest partner IN THE 90s, you’re legit.

[@kittiesice]

lol, is it me or does Eddie look like he could be Bert's older brother or something. I just noticed they have similar brow lines and it made me laugh. XD

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

So I’ve been told

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

Wait… why I gotta be older 😂😂😂

[@kittiesice]

@@TeacherEddieHistory Sorry Eddie, but you have to admit. You're starting to get a bit of grey. But it honestly fits with you. XD Between and your random words of wisdom, I just realized. You also reminds me of Uncle Iroh from Avatar the last airbender. lol

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

@@kittiesice Bert’s gray and 6 years older than me, I guess I’m the used machine then.

[@kittiesice]

@@TeacherEddieHistory Hey, you know what they say about older Cars. They don't make them like they used to. XD Your positivity is honestly infectious and has helped get me through some hard times. I hope you never lose it and thanks for all the fun content. You and many other KZbin reactor and artist, really kept me going when my health was at it's worst. To the point that now that I'm healthy mentally again, my creativity and subconscious knowledge that my brain had been hiding, has finally come unlocked. I know it's a weird comparison but it sometime feel like I have a dolphin or bird brain, purposefully putting parts to sleep, while my body works on auto-pilot. XD Now it almost feels like I'm driving a new car but know all the controls by pure memory but just have to build the muscles back up. You even inspired me to look into my family history. My mother says we are actually distantly related to Anne Boleyn and I think between the history, poetry, the social-economical status of England, and human psychology... I think I have a Historical Hypothesis on the secret "Who, What, When, and Why?" Once I am healthier and possible able to set up a camera, I'd love the idea of doing a video with you and some other KZbinrs, to hopefully have a friendly debate about the subject. Though if I can get a DNA test to confirm, I would more than be happy to show the results. Even though her story is sad, I find it kinda fun to try and guess what happened, finding subtle hints in what the truth really is. My biggest hint was her letter. One line in particular really sticks in my heart, making me believe she truly was innocent in the end. The line is "Try me, Good King"... Why would she say that if she truly hated him. I definitely would want to find someone who knows all the base world history, myth and lore, I think I'm onto something that may link a lot of history we thought was just myth or legend. But I believe these myth and legends are just the 'cautionary tales" or Fairytales of their time. If you really want me to blow your minds, throw in a scientist who has studied the social and physical evolution and a chemist. I'm not joking when I said my brain literally 'woke up" XD

[@marine5480]

The theory of “im the man” actually makes the most sense as to why they would have initially laughed him off and brought him in.

[@JohanEngelen]

I believe him. I had a similar experience. We would do a world trip but i would be 14 earlier in Moscow than my friends. I knew a Russian girl and i asked her what i could do during this time. She just wrote a letter and on a piece of paper she wrote instructions for the taxi driver. I gave it to the taxi driver and he drove me to this fancy hotel. I entered and someone came to me to usher me out. I gave him the letter, he read it and went pale. Next thing i know is I'm standing in front of the reception desk and the receptionist is excusing himself because the presedential suit isn't available. He was so nice as to offer me another. When i went downstairs i got a bodyguard in Armenia suit build like a tree and my personal limousine with chauffeur. Going to a store ment everybody trown out and everything for free. Going to a club equaled vip section and when there was a raid by the police an excuse from the mayor for the discomfort. 6 months later when back in Brussels i went to see the girl and asked her what was in the letter. Her response was:" only that you are my fiancee"

[@Lurch685]

What the hell

[@wjadam024]

Great theory on the name origins, nobody else has broken down the language in such a way for this story.

[@mikegoodwin2386]

I saw another Russian reactor explain it very similarly. The part about "I'm the man" sounding like "I'm the machine." And I don't know if it was the same guy who said this, but I've also heard that machine can mean car. That's used in English sometimes as well. Probably more common in the seventies than today, but someone might ask "That your machine?" meaning "Is that your car?"

[@anime_cyko]

I was trying to find your original of this like crazy. With your son. Glad you redid it

[@Laudon1228]

Re Machine, same in Italian, car is “La machina” (MA-keena”.

[@zacharyimerman5651]

spot on about pickled watermelon.. we have a local farmer's market that sells pickled watermelon rind as well.. fantastic

[@oldeskul]

Every time I watch this bit, whether or not someone is reacting to it, I laugh. You should react to his bit on flying dildos.

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

I did that onr

[@oldeskul]

@@TeacherEddieHistory Ah, okay.

[@joshualyon74]

Loved this reaction! I actually need someone who knows Russian or just Russia to help with a very short part of an awesome novel I'm working on.

[@davidperkins-ni4lu]

Growing up my gg (great gram) would put out pickle trays for gatherings, always including pickled watermelon rind. That shit is crack. Very very hard to find but when i see em i buy em. If you can get them i highly recommend them, super super sweet though so a little go a long way.

[@guittadabe5214]

Hello Eddie. You have not reacted for 2 months. I hope sir that you're doing well.

[@justind5183]

Fun to see this reaction pop up. Question though: didn’t you watch this with your kid a while back but it got taken down?

[@Vrandack]

A lot of you say I look a "little" like Bert? XD love ya teach. Best wishes

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

Thank you

[@StrongMindset-IQ]

He just made a movie about the "machine Story" not seen it yet but think its gonna be a blast to watch :D

[@cduvall84]

Pickled watermelon is the shit. My grandma used to make that all the time.

[@Mr.Potato420]

his class mates said he did rob them with the mafia on the train. there's pics with him and the first igor.

[@elischultes6587]

When they were robbing the train they would reach in grab a bag go through it and take what they wanted. Bert’s dad gave him a knife as an item to assign memories with. This was the same summer he backpacked through Europe. The mafia stole his knife

[@Laudon1228]

I remember my Mom saying her Ukrainian grandmother always had a pickle barrel going in the basement. Re pickled watermelon, IIRC, it’s a thing in the American South too.

[@Raven5150]

Pickled watermelon is a thing in Tennessee where im from

[@DJ_DONUT]

Hi it's been a while since I seen one of these

[@dominicfrabotta565]

Am I tripping, or is this a reupload, I swear I've watched this reaction from you before lmao.

[@bentoenjes6553]

You’re not alone dude!

[@crabshroom4121]

yay, story time!

[@donaldfuller5058]

The movie van wilder is based on him

[@Usagi1992]

Funny he should say "Stop with the WE shit!", because there _IS_ a 1921 Russian novel titled "We", about a society that's presented initially to be a utopia, but's really a dystopia.

[@dukerollo1116]

I dont know if its true but people say the van wilder movies are based on bert kreischer

[@rammsteinrulz16]

Remember when you reacted to this with your boy, and when Bert said "when the Russian mob ran everything in '95" you were like "WHEN the Mob ran everything? Thry STILL do" 😂

[@judepotter556]

Wait didn't this video used to be on your channel? Or am I misremembering

[@dude28405]

I guess one of the funniest things as I watched him tell the story I think it was on Joe Rogan show that one of his classmates confirm that the story was true

[@damonbryan7232]

There's pics of him driving around with the Moscow police. Running the siren. Having a blast with the police. Not to mention all the gangsters he's with.

[@showbizz7539]

Holy baseball collection!!!!! Serious question from one collector to another. Are you open to trades? I've got a lot of baseball stuff, and I'm a trader

[@sickturret3587]

well, at least you didn't mute it wholly.

[@TeaFor4U]

i wish the discord link worked.

[@philipcarrell3945]

His own classmates have confirmed this story.

[@jenniferandrews1917]

Pickled watermelon is a famous thing down south.

[@kylejohnson3889]

No way did he incriminate himself on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nuxias]

The best thing about it is even if the whole story was made up, everything that happened is so very plausible in 1995 Russia you couldn't tell the difference. Got some from first-hand experience

[@superdrummergaming]

If you do more comedy, I'd like to see Chris Porter. All his work is good but he has excellent bits about stupid people, Taco Bell, and Justin Verlander.

[@SimoExMachina2]

Yes, it is my understanding that about 50% Russian men are called Igor and the other 50*% are called Vladimir. Greetings from Finland. As a side note, even though we are now part of NATO, we have never and we will never want to attack Russia, so stay calm and breathe. We just needed extra help because of the current president of Russia and his unhinged politics. When Kekkonen bathed in the sauna (banja) with Soviet leaders, vodka included, we knew everything was a-okay and NATO was not needed. In case you have not noticed, our country is not very big and if Russia was to attack us, it would not be a nice time for us. With USA and most of Europe backing us, we hope that is enough of a reason for the Russian leadership to not to attack us and thus peace is preserved. BTW, I liked the video and subbed to the channel.

[@Lurch685]

Your country is just virtue signaling to the West, NATO has been humiliated and made obsolete and irrelevant.

[@西口公子]

сейчас уже нет того кошмара. от слова совсем. Путин пришел , принес закон и навёл порядок.

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

ah the one good thing bert did, he should get sober and lose weight so he doesn't die early