The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet

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Ryan George

Ryan George

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
Ekster's Christmas Sale is on now! Visit shop.ekster.com/ryan-george for up to 45% off with code RYANGEORGE.
@arjunator2688
@arjunator2688 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Personthatexists
@Personthatexists 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@the_dark_spy9068
@the_dark_spy9068 2 жыл бұрын
First
@rickastley5306
@rickastley5306 2 жыл бұрын
Your mother
@DawnKoi
@DawnKoi 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@iTechSavvyOfficial
@iTechSavvyOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan’s channel is like a buffet, you can’t stop consuming the content, and end up watching 40 videos in one sitting.
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 2 жыл бұрын
That doesn't seem healthy.
@Mutex30
@Mutex30 2 жыл бұрын
I want to slop some Ryan into my brain!
@polreamonn
@polreamonn 2 жыл бұрын
But you don't feel sick at the end.
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 2 жыл бұрын
Popcorn it’s like popcorn Buffets are designed so you get sick real fast so you don’t get a good value Popcorn on the other hand is an empty stuff it in gif 5 straight hours kind of food that you dont get full from
@barnacleboi2595
@barnacleboi2595 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot I didnt come here to be healthy. I came to nut in warm vags and watch youtube until my eyes physically start to hurt. Cum at me, sis.
@alejoreignen
@alejoreignen 2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much a sequel to the first guy to open a restaurant and I love it
@tombstonerforever9374
@tombstonerforever9374 2 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of a franchise with the Drive thru vid and Takeaway vid
@societyitself7569
@societyitself7569 2 жыл бұрын
No, there was delivery and drive thru before
@obviousbear1289
@obviousbear1289 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I came here to say. It's an expanded Universe!
@KimboKG14
@KimboKG14 2 жыл бұрын
@@tombstonerforever9374 well it's all part of the ryan cinematic universe. besided mankinds greatest inventions they also make a lot of amazing movies!
2 жыл бұрын
IT'S ALL CONNECTED
@arkauthor
@arkauthor 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Ryan literally deeply described how life works while also questioning it.
@raizenmazoku1519
@raizenmazoku1519 2 жыл бұрын
That's basically his style of Comedy
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 2 жыл бұрын
some of it is stupid and some of it is good
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 2 жыл бұрын
@@raizenmazoku1519 his comedy style is questioning things in general, not just things about life. look at pitch meetings
@arkauthor
@arkauthor 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyisnotdead Aren't movies just life but as videos?
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyisnotdead It's the entire style of the "First Guy" series and we love it. Kind of the time traveling reporter series too.
@Cannonhead
@Cannonhead 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who works in the the events department of a hotel, I can confirm that it can be difficult to get any work done when you're obligated to make out with the kitchen staff every time you walk in there.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 2 жыл бұрын
And thats why I trained as a chef
@Andrew67911
@Andrew67911 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing. I'm going to suffocate because of you
@norishimogawa6125
@norishimogawa6125 Жыл бұрын
@@Andrew67911 to be fair that may be because of all the food from the buffet…
@UnionCowboy
@UnionCowboy Жыл бұрын
I am sorry, What?!
@SkyCookie3142
@SkyCookie3142 Жыл бұрын
Those goddamned “kiss the chef” aprons!
@blackoutlol2857
@blackoutlol2857 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Ryan just explaining how things work in a very literal way can make anything no matter how simple sound far far weirder than you’d previously ever consider.
@williammiller6330
@williammiller6330 2 жыл бұрын
defamiliarization
@Mister-Red
@Mister-Red Жыл бұрын
That's because humans are complicated and weird
@jackadams3878
@jackadams3878 Жыл бұрын
ikr. now that i think about it, i find myself confused as to how buffet owners make any money
@sarahberkner
@sarahberkner 6 ай бұрын
I'm sure some buffets are better than others, however they're still supposed to follow food safety laws and I think he's overplaying how bad the food is. I'd say wasting food is probably more of a problem than serving food that's been out too long.
@danefuentes3877
@danefuentes3877 5 ай бұрын
Unless you're autistic. In that case Ryan is just putting your thoughts into words. I've never felt more seen than when I watch this guys videos. lol
@AnikIsGreat
@AnikIsGreat 2 жыл бұрын
Any restaurant is a buffet if you have enough willpower and good lawyers.
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 2 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes.
@the-engneer
@the-engneer 2 жыл бұрын
Or if you have enough money to buy everything on the menu, and have them set it all out on a long table in large quantities along with utensils and a clean plate
@chimpinaneckbrace
@chimpinaneckbrace 2 жыл бұрын
Just tell them your name is Karen and you can do literally whatever you want at any time, anywhere. Plus if someone films it you become instantly famous. So bonus...
@stefanogiannaccini3258
@stefanogiannaccini3258 2 жыл бұрын
Standing here.... I realizeeeeee...
@grabble7605
@grabble7605 2 жыл бұрын
You don't even need the good lawyers. In fact, it's better if you don't have them. Eat at the buffet then go to a room!
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan makes every mundane thing sound like the weirdest shit imaginable.
@osheridan
@osheridan 2 жыл бұрын
Defamiliarization is what it's called btw :)
@Sticknub
@Sticknub 2 жыл бұрын
@@osheridan thanks google
@metanoia6033
@metanoia6033 2 жыл бұрын
@@osheridan Didn't know this was a thing hahaha Thanks man!
@nielsjensen4185
@nielsjensen4185 2 жыл бұрын
Because it's only mundane because we're so used to it.
@courtney5796
@courtney5796 2 жыл бұрын
buffets are the weirdest shit imaginable.... I am not a germaphobe, but grabbing the same ladle that 100 people had touched..... seriously.... edit: You CANNOT tell me that some of those people did not scratch their nose or lick off other food they accidentally slopped from the ladle before.... edit2: OMG I meant lick food off their fingers. Not the ladle. If I saw someone lick a ladle at a buffet, I would be in jail for the night!
@koenvdk9486
@koenvdk9486 2 жыл бұрын
I work at a kitchen in a restaurant, and the amount off bread that has been on the floor is uncanny
@melip3114
@melip3114 2 жыл бұрын
The bread that hasn't been on the floor 😂
@garageofscrap
@garageofscrap 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just the bread or is all of the food regularly dropped on the floor? I’m not bothered by this but I’m just interested
@joelgray4403
@joelgray4403 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a pizza place for over a year and there was tons of food that hit the floor but we never served the floor food, only the food that didn't hit the floor, if that's what you're asking
@ANARCHY.050
@ANARCHY.050 2 жыл бұрын
Do you guys make out on top of the bread that is on the floor?
@Fakeaorta
@Fakeaorta 2 жыл бұрын
@@ANARCHY.050 Of course! That tile floor is greasy and cold! The bread is warm and soft!
@Loboking2015
@Loboking2015 2 жыл бұрын
"We cant have people going back there and making out with our kitchen staff." The sudden confusion afterwards was just super funny
@thatsunfortunateee
@thatsunfortunateee Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Жыл бұрын
Even the guy with the weird unreasonable buffet thing was caught off guard by that one
@richardmpittman
@richardmpittman 10 ай бұрын
Ryan's formula one person doing something weird only for the other guy to do something differently weird, flipping around who the straight man is every few seconds, is comedy gold
@chillax2451
@chillax2451 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta appreciate that in the Ryanverse, everyone just doesn't feel like doing the thing that everyone else does
@Whitesquall123
@Whitesquall123 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is so out of the box with their thinking I suspect the Ryanverse doesn't have any boxes or cubes in general.
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 2 жыл бұрын
@@Whitesquall123 It's more like 3D rounded squares.
@SupaDanteX
@SupaDanteX 2 жыл бұрын
When everyone is the same, you gotta try and be different somehow!
@Bighbadaboum
@Bighbadaboum 2 жыл бұрын
@@Whitesquall123 yeah yeah yeah, no cubes but all sorts of shapes. Even triangles of drinking stuff in the backyard
@anidiot192
@anidiot192 2 жыл бұрын
@@Whitesquall123 it's because nobody in the ryanverse has invented boxes yet (unless I missed that video or forgot a line that mentions a box)
@rebeccasteen
@rebeccasteen 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's little "oh I don't think I like it here" was adorably relatable.
@tefweebz
@tefweebz 2 жыл бұрын
Well, ya know, don’t be racist.😂
@sussusamogus9596
@sussusamogus9596 2 жыл бұрын
@@tefweebz You can be anything you want
@arcticpidgeon
@arcticpidgeon 2 жыл бұрын
@@sussusamogus9596 racists are mentally ill
@ThatGuyRNA
@ThatGuyRNA 2 жыл бұрын
@@sussusamogus9596 as long as you aren’t racist If you are, I will steal your limbs
@superadambomb5834
@superadambomb5834 2 жыл бұрын
Nope That isn’t Ryan. that’s racist guy.
@Naughtical
@Naughtical 2 жыл бұрын
You have a talent for making everyday things seem so bizarre
@rhyestripes6059
@rhyestripes6059 2 жыл бұрын
it is bizarre, he just points past the normalization of it all
@king_halcyon
@king_halcyon 2 жыл бұрын
@@rhyestripes6059 exactly.
@wtfBrad
@wtfBrad 2 жыл бұрын
Your content is amazing my guy!! Even down to the unique ads! Wish you continued success! Now go get some food for those cats! lol
@aidengreen8326
@aidengreen8326 2 жыл бұрын
Man paid $20:00 for this 😂 Ryan, where you at?
@arjunverma8172
@arjunverma8172 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge Жыл бұрын
I just discovered that Super Thanks is a thing, wow- thanks so much!
@SorenCicchini
@SorenCicchini Жыл бұрын
@@RyanGeorge Wow, wow, wow, wow... wow?
@FerociousMoOoO
@FerociousMoOoO Жыл бұрын
@@RyanGeorge Would you go so far as to say it was TIGHT?
@Dark00Wolf79
@Dark00Wolf79 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to get sick today!" "Fire yourself!" LOL Hilarious and so well acted. These videos are getting better and they were already amazing. Thank you sir.
@stephenschiffman5940
@stephenschiffman5940 2 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else sees how odd it is that buffets serve your drinks for you. Like, who decided that getting their own plates of food was easy but drew the line at getting a cup.
@terry_the_terrible
@terry_the_terrible 2 жыл бұрын
It's because alcohol is more expensive than anything on the menu and allowing anyone to just serve themselves from the tap would result in a lot of drunk people staying next to the barrel and not consuming much of anything else. Making the buffet more expensive for everyone while scaring away everyone else who wanted food and not get piss drunk at 10am
@DH-xw6jp
@DH-xw6jp 2 жыл бұрын
@@terry_the_terrible what buffets do you go to that serves alcohol like its soda? Pretty sure when people are saying "drinks" they mean fluid you can consume, possibly flavored and sweet, with maybe some bubbles that tickle your nose. Yeah, with little nose tickling bubbles. Not the beverages that adults drink to forget.
@ThaRickiestRick
@ThaRickiestRick 2 жыл бұрын
But yet at fast food restaurants it's the opposite with the drinks lol
@wtfBrad
@wtfBrad 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if they are still around (since the pandemic killed most of the buffet restaurants) but Old Country Buffet was the only place I had been where you also got your own drinks. And it worked like the plates, you left your old cup at the table and the staff collected them with the plates.
@wtfBrad
@wtfBrad 2 жыл бұрын
@@terry_the_terrible what buffet did you go to with alcohol? That's my kinda place. lol Bar style buffet with nothing but burgers, wings, cheese sticks etc and booze... all you can consume. lol
@Donkpoo
@Donkpoo 2 жыл бұрын
I like that these video “sequels” confirm that the previous ideas worked out. Like the restaurant one in this case.
@AnAnonymousPenguin
@AnAnonymousPenguin 2 жыл бұрын
Because it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
@alecjones148
@alecjones148 2 жыл бұрын
Making a chaotic intro is tight
@cyrilio
@cyrilio 2 жыл бұрын
The Ryanverse is a magical place.
@kickhuggy
@kickhuggy 2 жыл бұрын
Did it take until today for you to realize that the restaurant thing did in fact take off?
@amatt2116
@amatt2116 2 жыл бұрын
This is the same guy from the drive thru vid too
@e_eyster
@e_eyster 2 жыл бұрын
Would also be interesting to see this unfold from the other side: How people would have reacted the first time they went to a buffet without really knowing what it was.
@assfucker6997
@assfucker6997 2 жыл бұрын
So we have to cook jessie? We have to cook *everything* All at once? Alll at once I feel like that would be very excessive Well with this new system you don't need to worry about preparing any high level dishes, just make a whole bunch of cheap stuff really quickly. Oh Yeah, and then you can get like the rest of the day off because you don't need to make stuff whenever people come in, that's taken care of at the beginning of the shift. That,seems like at prety sweet gig actually Oh and you also don't need to worry about terrible customers with weird food demands like "A standard Umuricean helping of deepfrier usage" Oh well holly shi-
@ascensionindustries9631
@ascensionindustries9631 2 жыл бұрын
@@assfucker6997 The last time I saw a buffet, a lady dropped a whole plate of food. There are still terrible customers at buffets. Ha ha
@glitterspray
@glitterspray 2 жыл бұрын
“What is all this? What am I supposed to do with it?”
@jpnwtn
@jpnwtn 14 күн бұрын
This happened to me and my husband the first time we went to a Brazilian Steakhouse. It was a work Christmas dinner at a small restaurant an hour away, and we hadn’t been told what to expect. We were very, very confused 😆
@gregl2455
@gregl2455 3 күн бұрын
That's what I expected from the title.
@skaruts
@skaruts Жыл бұрын
People in Ryanverse always make the most convincing arguments. _"That's suspicious!"_ _"No it's not."_ _"Oh, ok!"_
@musicnightmare
@musicnightmare 9 күн бұрын
😂 the fact that's how we act sometimes though!
@demenevai
@demenevai 2 жыл бұрын
The comedy of Ryan George is hands-down the best thing I've discovered in the last couple of years. Makes me laugh every time
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 жыл бұрын
Racist guy disagrees and wants these Ryans gone.
@shanetroy111
@shanetroy111 2 жыл бұрын
@Irina have you come across Andrew Rousso?
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 2 жыл бұрын
Your life must be eventful 😂
@glitterspray
@glitterspray 2 жыл бұрын
It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@Momo-po5tn
@Momo-po5tn 2 жыл бұрын
He makes me think of Daniel Thrasher for some reason
@HashimotoDatsu
@HashimotoDatsu 2 жыл бұрын
"It's a wallet and I'm not happy to see you." I died laughing, best ads out there!
@Matthew_BKG
@Matthew_BKG 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a well kept buffet is amazing. I've worked as a chefs assistant before and the finess he had with his buffets was magical.
@Nunya111
@Nunya111 2 жыл бұрын
My dad took me to golden coral when I was a kid and while we were eating we saw someone grab a slice of cake with the spatula, lick it, and put it back. That kinda ruined it for me lol
@Jdeadevil
@Jdeadevil 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nunya111 I'm never going to a buffet again unless that man was arrested and put in a room.
@tylerdrippon1326
@tylerdrippon1326 Жыл бұрын
To be fairrrrrrr!!!!!
@rugbykliniek
@rugbykliniek Жыл бұрын
You making .en hungry
@Profeshinal
@Profeshinal Жыл бұрын
@fudgepacker If the spoons are for separate tubs and nobody touches where you scoop food with, they should be fine to reuse.
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Racist Guy's character arc in this 4 minute sketch is better than arcs in 99% of blockbusters lately physically hurts.
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf are you talking about? If you're gonna complain, at least say something valid.
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 2 жыл бұрын
Oh.. my... f*cking God. A heart from Ryan George. I'm not even overexaggerating, I've wanted you to notice one of my comments for so long. Thank you so much!
@maak6270
@maak6270 2 жыл бұрын
I was drawn to his story!
@HMNCLunar
@HMNCLunar 2 жыл бұрын
Start taking notes, Screenwriter Guy!
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 2 жыл бұрын
@@HMNCLunar Yeah yeah yeah!
@trifectumart
@trifectumart 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this entire concept just circles back around to eating at home but this time it's partly more prepared and partly less of a guilt trip
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 2 жыл бұрын
More like eatting at a friend or family members house. You serve yourself whatever you want and leave without having to do the dishes :p
@BobbySacamano
@BobbySacamano 2 жыл бұрын
Just don't order it from one of those delivery services.
@byronsenior6499
@byronsenior6499 2 жыл бұрын
If you're a great cook sure.
@aj_style1745
@aj_style1745 2 жыл бұрын
@@byronsenior6499 Or you order food delivery.
@byronsenior6499
@byronsenior6499 2 жыл бұрын
@@aj_style1745 I thought the implication of the comment was to dodge other people touching your food.
@OrCarmi
@OrCarmi 2 жыл бұрын
I was having a bad day and truly forgot about it by the end of this. Thank you Ryan!
@markcostello5120
@markcostello5120 2 жыл бұрын
02:09 "I don't think I like it here". Sounds racist to me. 🤣🤣
@zenergetic_8299
@zenergetic_8299 2 жыл бұрын
“The Frickin’ Food Place” is a great restaurant name. “Try and feel sick today” as the motto
@birchflash
@birchflash 2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm hungry.
@gutbustinggamer
@gutbustinggamer 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah
@KhanGarth
@KhanGarth 2 жыл бұрын
“Ryan’s Frickin Food Place, where you can slop your own mashed potatoes and touch spoons other people have got their sweaty hands all over” I unironically love buffets
@bananawitchcraft
@bananawitchcraft 2 жыл бұрын
You could serve frickin' chicken and maybe even frickin' frogs' legs
@BlandoGaming
@BlandoGaming 2 жыл бұрын
I would absolutely eat there.
@Vaquix000
@Vaquix000 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he makes the ads funny too. Normally it would just be people just talking about how great the product is and reading the script given to them but he always makes them entertaining
@mohammadhusnain4704
@mohammadhusnain4704 2 жыл бұрын
@@jellyfish.7421 And it's not in the middle of the video.
@doblove
@doblove 2 жыл бұрын
For real. Ryan is one of the only 3 KZbinrs that got me wanting to see their adds bit lol
@Pluto624
@Pluto624 2 жыл бұрын
@@doblove who're the other 2?
@doblove
@doblove Жыл бұрын
@@Pluto624 CinnamonToastKen and Tony Talks. They make adds clips very sporadically, tho.
@Pluto624
@Pluto624 Жыл бұрын
@@doblove oh. I'll be sure to check them out. Anyone who can make an ad read entertaining MUST be great with other stuff also
@njemark8391
@njemark8391 2 жыл бұрын
The heartbreak when you told the guy no you werent happy to see him. I felt that through the screen.
@wizkaleeb662
@wizkaleeb662 Жыл бұрын
One of the things I find funny about these "first guy" sketches is how intense and determined the guy with the new idea is. Then this video got me extra good when he was temporarily thrown off by the waiter being worried about people making out with the kitchen staff lmao
@MrEndstage
@MrEndstage Жыл бұрын
I work in kitchens and that a serious problem we have with guests
@jjonestown
@jjonestown 2 жыл бұрын
2:46 OLD fishy
@ViewBothSides
@ViewBothSides 2 жыл бұрын
That was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Ryan could make "The first guy to buy socks" quality comedy.
@Stranglethroat
@Stranglethroat 2 жыл бұрын
@fatalshore5068
@fatalshore5068 2 жыл бұрын
You want to put them where??
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan as a prostitute? Oh, socks, not sex. That's much bett-. No, I like my idea better.
@RedLaundryBasket
@RedLaundryBasket 2 жыл бұрын
First guy to wear socks/shoes would be good, I mean someone had to do it
@Rhubba
@Rhubba 2 жыл бұрын
"There should be a layer between the foot and the shoe...we decided"
@noone-ld7pt
@noone-ld7pt 2 жыл бұрын
The very specific description of the prison scene getting food slopped had me literally laughing out loud for some wierd reason. I really hadn't realized how comon that scene is until I suddenly had like 7 deja vus from that description.
@whateverlolawants
@whateverlolawants 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! I had to pause it to laugh for a while. And act it out on my couch.
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 2 жыл бұрын
*common
@glitterspray
@glitterspray 2 жыл бұрын
@@alvallac2171 no one cares
@stephenproulx175
@stephenproulx175 2 жыл бұрын
It also works for first day of school cafeterias!
@Zraknul
@Zraknul 2 жыл бұрын
Every prison movie likes to demonstrate how tough they are by how messy they can serve mashed potatoes.
@RuskePerson
@RuskePerson 2 жыл бұрын
Hometown Buffet was the best thing ever when I was a kid. I loved piling my plate with a little bit of everything and then getting an unreasonably large cup of mixed ice creams and basically every topping. For a while kids even ate free, and then they changed it to kids eat at half price when too many families started eating there. Unfortunately the rent for places in the strip mall where it was located rose dramatically and they had to cut corners in order to keep making a profit but the lower quality food meant nobody ate there anymore and it eventually closed down. I think there's a bank there now.
@Ciborium
@Ciborium 2 жыл бұрын
Does the bank offer bread that definitely hasn't been on the floor?
@t.rexking441
@t.rexking441 2 жыл бұрын
I miss Hometown Buffet, I loved getting their Mac' & Cheese
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ciborium I'm gonna see if the person up front will let me into the back so I can make out with the employees
@iClone316
@iClone316 2 жыл бұрын
Hometown Buffet and Ponderosa were two places we'd always go, at Randall Park Mall, in Cleveland.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
@@iClone316 I haven't thought of Ponderosa in years! I may never have remembered that Edit: spelling
@Mrdashell
@Mrdashell 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the waiter guy just has to mention how the bread was totally not dropped on the floor then totally not kicked under the fridge.
@Deborita777
@Deborita777 Жыл бұрын
"...that's oddly specific." One of the incredibly entertaining numerous aspects of Ryan's videos. He is "oddly specific" w/lots of things. And all of them are hilarious!😂 #oddlyspecific
@MaiAolei
@MaiAolei 2 жыл бұрын
4:04 That hurt feelings expression! Magnificent!
@voizeguy
@voizeguy 2 жыл бұрын
4:02 That reaction. Soo sad but perfect.
@c.pariah1142
@c.pariah1142 2 жыл бұрын
The waiter's hesistance when he says the bread didn't fall on the floor is so subtle but it's there and it's hilarious
@stevestarcke
@stevestarcke 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan never fails to astound me. He is a comedian genius. All of his videos are absolutely amazing.
@thatonegirlelaine
@thatonegirlelaine 2 жыл бұрын
He really is. Each character is perfect. The dialogue is hilarious.Ruan is a treasure.
@rka3477
@rka3477 Жыл бұрын
Ruan? I think you mean Ryan
@sarahberkner
@sarahberkner 6 ай бұрын
Buffet style is more like what you have in your home and what people have done for a long time, and being served a plated meal in a restaurant was the "new thing" at one time.
@Tyiriel
@Tyiriel 2 жыл бұрын
The way he said "wAYYYYY earlier today" finally got me 2:41
@arcangelus6008
@arcangelus6008 2 жыл бұрын
3:22 Lol fire yourself the most hilarious line I've ever heard
@theCantinafan
@theCantinafan 2 жыл бұрын
So you haven't heard. "Your not allowed to do that I decided"
@PinguinKeks
@PinguinKeks 2 жыл бұрын
You should fire yourself, NOW
@slacktivism05
@slacktivism05 2 жыл бұрын
3:45 racist guy had a character development
@oscarwillimott9296
@oscarwillimott9296 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real racist was the friend who sat in the corner along the way.
@BlueToadFan913
@BlueToadFan913 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real racist was the friends we made along the way
@CrypticCobra
@CrypticCobra 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact he touched on the fact drinks somehow are not part of the buffet and still need a server to take orders and run drinks. Realistically you would think there would be a large table with drinks that got made in the morning waiting for people to take.
@obiarne
@obiarne 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan, I don't know if you will read this, but I don't know how to thank you enoug for all the amazing stuff you do. You're the best comedian on youtube, your sketches are top tier, something that I have to share with all my friends and relatives for the next generations!
@Chetloore
@Chetloore 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a buffet in Leonard Texas and this is 100% accurate. To make money on a buffet you have to reuse as much as possible. That goes for all the veggies all the old rolls are saved for a week or two to make bread pudding, old gravy is turned into alfredo sauce a very horrible horrible version of alfredo sauce. The worst though was every Friday we had a seafood buffet that we had some old shrimp from the week before cocktail shrimp and the owner had me label it fish bait. We ran out of regular cocktail shrimp she made me go get it soak it in lemon juice before we put it out and it smelt rank.
@suzannahmeir7741
@suzannahmeir7741 2 жыл бұрын
The videos on your personal channel are like pitch meetings but instead of movies it's everyday things that nobody really thinks about! I love it!
@bionicRod
@bionicRod 2 жыл бұрын
"I''m tryin to feel sick today" is so relatable to me when I go to a buffet lol. I eat until I hurt!
@ClassicGameFire
@ClassicGameFire Жыл бұрын
Racist Guy’s slow realisation is probably the funniest bit
@skorpionxcvii
@skorpionxcvii 2 жыл бұрын
1:14 I just lost it. I couldn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Ryan had died 😵 But he's BACK with a BUFFET of good stuff! Just please don't snap my neck 😅
@summeronio9751
@summeronio9751 2 жыл бұрын
It would save the day tho
@torazely
@torazely 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like something the bad guy would say
@lillyliion
@lillyliion 2 жыл бұрын
​@@torazely Saying things that a bad guy would say is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@saltygibus5746
@saltygibus5746 2 жыл бұрын
Making references to videos I like is tight.
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 2 жыл бұрын
Just watch out for anyone doing backflips.
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 2 жыл бұрын
*THAT’S* how *Jimmy Buffet* was invented!! 😳
@Mx._Darkside
@Mx._Darkside 2 жыл бұрын
Ha found you
@elanormenzel1997
@elanormenzel1997 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like you’re not hidden
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 2 жыл бұрын
I so want a restaurant greeter to say, "Welcome to the friggen food place," when I come in. Just once!
@BlandoGaming
@BlandoGaming 2 жыл бұрын
They would get just all of the tips.
@WizzardJC
@WizzardJC 2 жыл бұрын
I’m half Irish half English, but I have family in Virginia and North Carolina, I LOVE Golden Corral, I’m not a big eater but I like being able to eat a bit of whatever I want, I went on my own one day when I was sad and a lovely black lady invited me to sit with her family when she saw I was metaphorically lost, also convinced me to try Macaroni cheese, it was lovely ❤,and it was my favourite memory of the whole trip, if you ever read this Ruthie, it was an amazing day that I will never forget
@iambicpentakill971
@iambicpentakill971 3 ай бұрын
I'm not Ruthie, but I love this
@matthewjohnson6886
@matthewjohnson6886 2 жыл бұрын
By far one of the most talented people on this platform. Thank you for your time and effort sir. 👍
@kevinm1317
@kevinm1317 2 жыл бұрын
"Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" "That's a wallet and I'm not happy to see you" This is the reason I watch the ads.
@blackrex828
@blackrex828 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh why did 2:02 catch me off guard so bad. I literally cracked up 😂😂😂
@glyphicgames7591
@glyphicgames7591 Жыл бұрын
“Yeah No Ethnic Food! Oh Maybe I Am Racist.”
@louiswhite4395
@louiswhite4395 Жыл бұрын
​@@glyphicgames7591😂😂😂😂
@louiswhite4395
@louiswhite4395 Жыл бұрын
3:46-3:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bigeyedfish1999
@bigeyedfish1999 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's videos are the only ones where I fully stop what I'm doing and watch. I don't do anything else and multitask because there is so much humor loaded into every video and I don't want to miss a thing!
@dancrane3807
@dancrane3807 2 жыл бұрын
The ad on this one was even funnier than the skit, and that's saying something.
@chaoticglitched
@chaoticglitched 2 жыл бұрын
@@dancrane3807 facts tho
@leob4403
@leob4403 Жыл бұрын
Cue Aerosmith - I dont want to miss athing
@billyjacobs190
@billyjacobs190 9 ай бұрын
"You don't know where their hands have been." "Well, neither do you." Hilarious. I love that he thinks it's a dig on him that he doesn't know something.
@ObservationaLee
@ObservationaLee Жыл бұрын
Wow, these sponsors must be lined up around the block. To use his talent that drives the channel to also drive the ads is such a bonus for sponsors. Who else can offer that. Genius.
@jakebongard7813
@jakebongard7813 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve barely started watching but I can already tell this is gonna be great
@ionh7039
@ionh7039 2 жыл бұрын
It’s weird how the more you specify something, the more suspicious it becomes, “This spaghetti is not made from my blood”
@MijmerMopper
@MijmerMopper 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite tropes to use in real life. Oddly specific denial. Or really just oddly specific qualification. "Do you want this hamburger that is legally considered fit for human consumption?"
@princessmaly
@princessmaly 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you alternate the videos between having the guy with the idea being the instigator or the one forcing it on other people. Like, with these business related ones, where the idea comes from the business owner or the customer demanding something obnoxious. Both approaches are really fun, and I bet in the reverse opposite bizarro upside down mirror dimension there's a set of sketches that are the exact inverse of what you went with that are just as funny. So, if you ever end up having writer's block some time, don't be afraid to build a sideways time machine and hop over there to steal a sketch where the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it guy forces the concept of a buffet down the throats of their probably racist customers. I feel like that's not a big ask.
@glitterspray
@glitterspray 2 жыл бұрын
And it would be super easy …
@Deltarious
@Deltarious 6 ай бұрын
My favorite part of these is that the people asking for the thing have *usually* thought through the consequences and side effects of the thing they want to make reality and are fully okay with it and have made peace with the idea. It makes them feel like they've been sitting on the idea their whole lives just waiting for the perfect moment to spring it
@andremiller8097
@andremiller8097 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that thousands of years from now, there will be a future civilization that finds these videos and think this was some kind of training video series on how we setup our society.
@raphaelaofficial
@raphaelaofficial 2 жыл бұрын
Getting new ryan videos always feel like Christmas mornings and can always put a smile on my face even on the worst days
@angry_icelander3744
@angry_icelander3744 2 жыл бұрын
god damn I loved the face Ryan made after saying "it's a wallet and I'm not happy to see you"
@jelita_
@jelita_ 2 жыл бұрын
Which Ryan?
@anggrimunki
@anggrimunki 2 жыл бұрын
@@jelita_ Ryan George
@liamwalsh4008
@liamwalsh4008 2 жыл бұрын
@@jelita_ You know, the one with the face.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@liamwalsh4008 ;-)
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 2 жыл бұрын
Discovering this channel is like walking into an all you can eat buffet
@Ciborium
@Ciborium 2 жыл бұрын
...and watching videos until I feel sick.
@lillyliion
@lillyliion 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Ciborium and then taking a few minutes and continuing on
@onee
@onee 2 ай бұрын
In Turkey you can actually order a little bit of everything at some restaurants when you can’t make a decision or just want “a little bit of everything”. 😂
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 2 жыл бұрын
"I WANNA GO TO THE KITCHEN." Ryan's delivery is always so beautiful
@Door227
@Door227 2 жыл бұрын
I love bread that definitely didn’t fall on the floor
@Bad_Llama
@Bad_Llama 2 жыл бұрын
We slop these videos right on our eyes every times he releases them. And we laugh while doing it. :)
@zekesandman6135
@zekesandman6135 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Ryan you're a great creator keep up the good work
@Storm-bv7pc
@Storm-bv7pc Жыл бұрын
"OLD FISHIE" -Ryan George, 2023
@calebtanguli7503
@calebtanguli7503 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the sponsored segments are just as good and funny as the actual sketch
@RobloxstudiosCorporation
@RobloxstudiosCorporation 2 жыл бұрын
“Hi there hello” *Never gets old*
@gsp0113
@gsp0113 2 жыл бұрын
I love Ryan's portrayal of the general confusion of life: "I'm not -- I don't think I like it here." LOL!
@GayFilipino47
@GayFilipino47 2 жыл бұрын
How Ryan thinks of these and makes a perfect comedy skit out of it is amazing
@Sly88Frye
@Sly88Frye 9 ай бұрын
Oh that is a very good point about how servers aren't necessarily needed when it comes to buffets. Awesome video! I was kind of expecting to see the cooks be pissed that they'd have to cook so much food and prepare so much in so little time so that a buffet can happen😂
@stephanieemmons6324
@stephanieemmons6324 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of my favorite KZbin channels. The videos are freaking hilarious and the comments are fantastic.
@pictureplanet1
@pictureplanet1 2 жыл бұрын
That guy is really straight forward.
@TheNatEight
@TheNatEight 2 жыл бұрын
Of all of Ryan's sketches, I think this made me laugh out loud the most 🤣
@dancrane3807
@dancrane3807 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. I think this one made you laugh out loud the most.
@glitterspray
@glitterspray 2 жыл бұрын
@@dancrane3807 gotta get your money’s worth! More if possible!
@elazayth
@elazayth 2 жыл бұрын
As somebody currently visiting a hotel with buffet dinner this is super fitting, great timing!
@GILLIGFAN
@GILLIGFAN 2 жыл бұрын
I was kind of hoping we’d actually see the 1st buffet in action or practice and get another glimpse of food in the Ryanverse 😂
@jkiture
@jkiture 2 жыл бұрын
Can we take a mintue and talk about how polite and patient the waiter is
@Awesomefile23487
@Awesomefile23487 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that ad is pretty funny… you can really see the hurt in Ryan’s face when Ryan said he doesn’t want to see Ryan…
@BarokaiRein
@BarokaiRein 2 жыл бұрын
Buffet is the only time I actually look at what other people are eating because some people have a habit of putting everything from appetizers to dessert on the same plate even though you can just go back for more.
@the_nikster1
@the_nikster1 2 жыл бұрын
that was way more than I've ever thought about a buffet and now I don't think I wanna ever go to Golden Corral again...thanks Ryan! ❤
@jkgaming0565
@jkgaming0565 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan: “I want to eat tons of food and make myself feel ill” so funny but so true 😂😂😂
@leoncoben6983
@leoncoben6983 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's ability to portray hurt feelings is outstanding.
@Jonathan_Wall
@Jonathan_Wall 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to feel sick today” is genius lol
@justsomeguy7712
@justsomeguy7712 2 жыл бұрын
Before even watching you know it’s gonna be good
@YouTube
@YouTube 2 жыл бұрын
when you want everything but in a very specific format 😌
@bigbears420
@bigbears420 2 жыл бұрын
Dang KZbin
@Andrethegiant2008
@Andrethegiant2008 Жыл бұрын
How does this have such little attention!?
@Revealingstorm.
@Revealingstorm. Жыл бұрын
Wat
@nixter4214
@nixter4214 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what's weirder: the fact this has 8 likes and official or the fact it's commenting on a Ryan George video
@Andrethegiant2008
@Andrethegiant2008 Жыл бұрын
@@nixter4214 Probably both.
@justinpullen1097
@justinpullen1097 2 жыл бұрын
Based on the restaurant videos, this is how I see the timeline of events: * Open a restaurant * Open a buffet * Order drive-through * Order delivery Basically it's an evolution of getting food as far away from the restaurant as possible.
@logandekmarques8412
@logandekmarques8412 11 ай бұрын
If I'm not mistaken, in the drive through video one of the Ryans suggest that some guy could *deliver* the food to the parking lot So delivery should be before drive-through
@glasshalfempty1984
@glasshalfempty1984 2 жыл бұрын
3:06 I love you so much for this comment alone lol. I always feel gross when using buffet serving utensils haha
@pro_crafter_12
@pro_crafter_12 2 жыл бұрын
just get the emergency knife and fork from your pocket and use them
@SpideyWarsStudios
@SpideyWarsStudios 2 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be his most random vid in forever 😂 "U want some bread what didn't fall on the floor?" "Don't go in the kitchen cause we don't want u making out with the staff" "See, racist guy agrees with me!" "Yeah, no ethnic food!! Oh maybe I am racist"
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 2 жыл бұрын
If you think this is random you must be new to Ryan's sketches.
@randomperson8375
@randomperson8375 2 жыл бұрын
That sort of back and forth happens in most of these sketches. That's what makes them so great lol
@SpideyWarsStudios
@SpideyWarsStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeromevaleska2014 I've been watching for years. It's just lately they haven't been as random as this
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpideyWarsStudios The First Guy To Be a Bullfighter "You can't just piss me off and stab me!" The First Guy To Drink Milk "Give me some of that spoiled cow boob juice! Let me chew on it!" Your Brain When You Have A Deadline "Wow, that was deep, you just blew me!" Dunno man, just my opinion.
@ClanImprobable
@ClanImprobable 2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, more random than his usual random!
@myphonroboshoes2091
@myphonroboshoes2091 2 жыл бұрын
i'm always caught off guard how funny these are, great work
@Specific_Hazard
@Specific_Hazard 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to feel sick today!" 🤣🤣🤣
@seanwells9702
@seanwells9702 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of his best! The SLOP on the plate is literally killing me 😆😆
@osheridan
@osheridan 2 жыл бұрын
The subtitles at 1:19 😭
@TheEditor4587
@TheEditor4587 2 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh no…
@munene9567
@munene9567 2 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaaaaaa
@404fanfanboy
@404fanfanboy 2 жыл бұрын
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