The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar

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[@buckethead60]

The fact that the guy wasn't sure how he got to the poison place implies that he got himself poisoned previously and forgot about it. It's a time loop.

[@jediping]

He did admit having a problem with poisoning himself. :)

[@kathrynck]

I like this theory

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

:0

[@sirius4k]

Well he did admit he has kind of a problem with poisoning himself occasionally.

[@Helloiamraymond]

Hey, I'm here for the interview!

[@bellowingsilence]

We’re seeing real evolution in Ryan society. The Customer-Ryan is able to easily imagine something that isn’t really happening. They’ve come a long way as a species.

[@Hermititis]

Maybe he's familiar with imagination because he poisons himself so often that he has hallucinations.

[@AndrewCheshire]

I mean he didn't even get confused when Bar Tender Ryan started talking about painting pictures.

[@JuMiKu]

@@AndrewCheshire Also parks are a thing! Think about it: Those are super weird. Like places of nature within places where we destroyed nature, but mostly it will just be a bunch of grass and a few trees, because f- those woodland creatures and field-dwelling critters! My dog needs a place to catch throwable red circles.

[@OGimouse1]

@@Hermititis I came here for this lol

[@matthew-ph6xo]

This is after the guy who invented fiction video

[@jonathanperez7663]

Ryan is always thinking about everyone's mom in bed. He's so thoughtful.

[@neydomus1006]

too thoughtful if you ask me...

[@buzz092]

He's a mother lover, I'm a mother lover, we should gift each other's mothers! (Gifting each other's moooms!)

[@gqsmooth1969]

Who wouldn't want to leave a sheet in their mom's bed?

[@ejrandler]

@@gqsmooth1969 I've "Heard" that's a thing now.

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

No, the ADstronaut is always thinking about everyone's moms in bed. And "leaving a sheet in her bed"...?

[@obrecht72]

As an added bonus you will always run the risk on your way home that you may be stopped by the guy with a badge who wants to take and put you in a room.

[@The_Real_Mier]

I’m a ‘little’ late with my response, but the guy with the badge saving me the time I would have had to spend on getting all the way to my own house, by giving me a room, seems very kind and helpful to travelers who really want to get some sleep after all that poisoning…!! Nice idea!

[@andymurray8620]

The "Looking Fine?" and the angry Ryan "I'm not cleaning it!" ...solid gold

[@andymiller6661]

Liquid gold.

[@judaiyuki5597]

THAT TOILET STAYS BROWN

[@SonOfMeme]

Hail Eris!

[@ottowalkes2445]

I find it hilarious that the "Customer Guy" just walked into somewhere without knowing the place at all!

[@joshuaposey9878]

Sounds like he was ... intoxicated

[@chrys9256]

That's a common occurrence for poisoned people, sometimes they don't even remember how they got there.

[@DarkGamerA]

Plot hole

[@colefonseca1030]

Good point! 😂😂😂😂

[@demonraven234]

"what are you doing here?" "This is my house!" "And what are you trying to sell me?" "Nothing! I want you to leave!"

[@axisaxis8839]

A new location unlocked in the Ryanverse: BAR Qualifications: 1. Loud music 2. Poison with water 3. Sticky surfaces 4. Staff that ignores customers 5. Dirty Toilets

[@bunnyboy98]

6. Possible occasional bar fights

[@vietnamd0820]

@@bunnyboy98 Yep, can’t forget the bar fights 😂

[@lethequin]

I want a “THE RYANVERSE” game now

[@keiser6656]

7. Women

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Seemed to forget a key feature, salty foods that make you thirsty to drink the alcohol which in itself just dehydrates you more.

[@zakhunt]

I like the implication that alcohol has been invented by now, but that people have yet to think of anything to call it other than poison. Maybe we need a video with the guys who name stuff, where they name liquors, so everyone will stop just referring to them all as various types of poison. 😆

[@wloxya7422]

YES!!! WE NEED THAT AMAZING IDEA!

[@GearWukong]

And the only one that has a name is the screwdriver

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

@@GearWukong They also named vodka.

[@tyrant-den884]

I wonder if we can make poison that takes like the good brown stuff.

[@sandro5535]

"Sex on the beach" and it is for women.

[@barringtonjohnson2925]

The first guy to ever give a massage. Imagine waking up and deciding “I’m gonna charge people for me to touch them”

[@TheOwlBoy35]

I can totally see Ryan doing that with the weird pervy guy starting the business.

[@pyrobryan]

Bars in your 20's: Everything Ryan described is perfectly acceptable. Bars in your 40's: Nothing Ryan described is remotely acceptable.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

What are bars like in your 40s?

[@pyrobryan]

@@premiumheadpats4150 loud and crowded. Same as they are in your 20s. I loved it back then. I hate it now.

[@zhaoluyue1995]

I mean, if you are talking about the 1920s and 1940s, that make sense as well...

[@ProjektTaku]

@@pyrobryan what's changed?

[@pyrobryan]

@@ProjektTaku Me.

[@LaughBoys]

Ryan breaking down things bit by bit like this makes me feel stupid about every decision I’ve ever made

[@joda7697]

and it makes me feel good for never having wanted to enter a bar, and only being reassured of that decision now

[@coolguy7461]

clicking on this video aint stupid

[@daaniakahhar6835]

Yeah, well alcohol and bars kind of are pretty stupid. I think that was a big point of this video

[@joda7697]

@@daaniakahhar6835 i do like alcohol, but romance or dating of any kind with any gender does not appeal to me in the least, so bars are just gross

[@Lollaksyotuube]

Yeah, drinking is bad.

[@galahadgarza6905]

Bartender Ryan: “Some of the intoxicated people will be women.” Every Guy Ryan: “I’ll take one glass of poison, and-regardless of the cost-I’ll buy one for her as well.”

[@piccalillipit9211]

YES hehehehehe

[@bdk8833]

Beta

[@mbryson2899]

I used to get poison for free. I'd crowd up to the long counter with a bevy of attractive women, buy us all drinks, and tip lavishly and ostentatiously. The fratboys would see this, envy me for my lovelies, then tip big on their drinks hoping to emulate my mojo. The counterguy appreciated my services, my "change" was always pretty much what I'd handed over but broken into smaller bills. My crew and I drank free for years. And the decent fratboys even ended up with this-night-dates and/or numbers. Who were we kidding, we were all there for pretty much the same reason. Win-win-win all the way 'round.

[@LaNoir.]

We all know he is just making up things, or have you ever seen a woman in Ryanverse

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@bdk8833 - have you any concept of how sad you are??? Obviously NO, or you would not be that sad, its embarrassing, so you would not do it.

[@picturebreakdown]

“Some will be women” “I’ll take one glass please” I lost it, gold 😂😂

[@picturebreakdown]

If you’re interested, I do MARVEL and Star Wars Breakdowns (if you’re not interested, just ignore this and have a great day:)

[@masteryoda7207]

I was wondering how he was going to turn it around. 😂

[@darrenrobinson9041]

@@masteryoda7207 Partially poisoned women are tight.

[@damienasmodeus928]

but now an important question, why a woman would want to go to such place?

[@robertpatterson3536]

@@darrenrobinson9041 are they though? 😜

[@irighterotica]

"I'M NOT CLEANING IT!" Best line delivery of this skit 👌

[@JohnK-pb6mn]

lol for sure

[@jakerogers8130]

As someone who doesn't drink this is how I've always thought of bars.

[@chawndel8279]

SAME. Especially when they're also full of smoke. No thanks.

[@blackstar5867]

Agreed, I don't drink but iv been dragged into one or 2 bars in the past after my friends do and even just sitting in a bar is kinda gross. The tables are sticky. It smells really strongly of alcohol &/or smoke and almost as soon as im in a bar im wishing I could leave again to be honest

[@SirsasthNigam.]

me too

[@renab.7390]

same 😂

[@little1133]

Same!!

[@MrEandc4life]

“Now is a great time to leave a sheet in your moms bed!” Did he just? Ryan George, your a national treasure

[@Snarkbar]

Amber Heard will remember that!

[@Canadagraphs]

That was instantly my thought too. I wonder if that was a last second rewrite he threw in there because of the trial.

[@wendellgutierrez761]

Ryan really has an aptitude for making such accurate depictions of how the world works that no one seems to notice in real life, hope he achieves his goal of buying Canada soon!

[@marlomp3]

You never noticed this about bars?

[@jedendwa5658]

@@marlomp3 exactly, those people who dont understand something and then keep saying that "NO ONE DOES"... There is always at least one in the comment section.

[@PureSniperWolf]

I hear one does not simply buy Canada itself - you must first aquire all the syrup, then all the places for hockey, then ask nicely for compliance acknowledgment. Just a rumor on the wind though.

[@dylansickinger545]

@@PureSniperWolf what about the moose and geese

[@guilhermeferrao5968]

I always saw bars this way, it's why I never really liked them much

[@joaopedrocanassamontanher2461]

"picture your mom here" is the most polite yomama joke ever, well played Ryan

[@jasonfischer8946]

I didn't catch that and now I can't stop laughing.

[@MothNow]

also the fact that he had to specify that he is not your mum

[@MyUsernameIsAlsoBort]

2:12 "Did I mention every surface is gonna be STI-ICKY?" The way he says sticky lol.

[@NickRoman]

2:51 "so many sweaty strangers" I love moustachioed Ryan's response 😆

[@mattchoo772]

I like to think this bar owner is the same guy who was first to be drunk from that other video. Good on that guy for opening up his own bar! 👍 Edit: He is wearing the exact same shirt! Such dedication and consistency

[@me5197]

Yeah, I was thinking as soon as I saw the title that it was sort of a sequel to that other video.

[@buckethead60]

a connoisseur of poison

[@saitushar6508]

Just a matter of time ryan verse will compete with the mcu

[@mattchoo772]

@@saitushar6508 the way things are going now, I dont think the MCU stands a chance

[@qcop4921]

Oh yeh i love the things from the other thing

[@crispyandspicy6813]

First guy to make cheese: "Hey you know the white stuff that comes out of cows? I kept some of it and it spolied. Then i ate that, turns out it's tasty, and thought to myself what if i kept it for longer? So you can probably guess what i did. I went through a very elaborate process of letting it spoil, straining it and letting the leftovers dry out and now it made another tasty thing. And then i thought again what if i keep this stuff for longer? Well i started to grow weird blue things on it, which is crazy because nowhere in the process i described did I use anything blue."

[@ericpresler3935]

Super cheesy, barely an inconvenience.

[@jdms65]

@@ericpresler3935 how dare you

[@chewymew]

@@jdms65 Aww being daring is tight!

[@etherealtb6021]

🤣🤣🤣🤣This reminds me of my boss traveling somewhere with "odd" food in the 80's and she mentioned the meat was weird. They responded with, "You eat rotten milk". She had to agree that was a gotcha! 🤣🤣🤣

[@marvira]

Watch Caleb City video on first man who make cheese. It's almost the same as yours lol

[@StephanieJeanne]

"I'm not cleaning it!" I've been to that place. Hilarious sketch! 😹

[@jakegriffith3226]

This video was made for me. I gave up alchohol on Friday definitely needed to see this. Thanks Ryan!

[@haldalas]

Good timing!

[@emmanueludoidung5745]

Thank you Ryan for taking care of everyone's HOT MOMs. It is a sweaty and sometimes sticky job, but someone needs to do it. You are a true hero.

[@Devine_Dandelion]

Dude, even the sponsored part is 100% enjoyable. This guy is so amazing! This channel is a masterpiece!

[@SheetsGiggles]

That’s why we work with Ryan! Best in the biz

[@drewcowan]

He’s been kicken the internets ass for along time!!

[@jonnnnniej]

@@SheetsGiggles you're my favorite Ryan sponsor because you know you absolutely just let him do his thing and enjoy it too :D

[@SheetsGiggles]

@@jonnnnniej thanks so much! We have an absolute blast with him.

[@teammillion2]

@@jonnnnniej i know i fuckin rate it@

[@atharvarajsachdeva849]

“Do you like to poison yourself sir?” Absolutely hilarious!

[@jrsydvl7218]

Joke's on the bartender, we poison ourselves before going into the bar then wonder why we get thrown out for getting too poisoned.

[@jrsydvl7218]

@Latest Obsession Because drinking alone is no fun and I already know my friends. Also, as the bartender said, women may show up.

[@nutbastard]

I used to go to bars and bring a few cans of poison with me. Then I'd order one glass of poison and refill it in the bathroom that is never clean they decided.

[@xlortiz]

bartenders always ignore the clientele

[@TheFroneyZone]

@@jrsydvl7218 the fact u had to explain that to Latest Obsession makes me want to down some poison STAT! Tho I'm thinking he's probably only 12 yrs old too which u know we should all have a drink of poison for him to honor his naivety.

[@popularculture2890]

this may be your best work so far. spot on. "will a fight break out?...YES!" (never fails to happen). lol such good delivery on that line. well done.

[@warhistory1895]

I like how he was so confident in it, like he *knows* one will break out

[@mikezerker6925]

Ryan is so versatile! Not only can he play a bartender and an alcoholic but he can also play a hot mom! Really impressive!

[@NetAndyCz]

3:05 Ha, I knew that was coming!

[@joetheinfant8891]

I knew the women aspect of bars would be the thing that finally wins him over lol

[@jennifere.pergola598]

I was waiting for the bartender to suddenly invent "Ladies' Night" to help with the overpriced drinks, so this was close enough :-).

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Just like when the guy covered in dirt and feces heard bathing includes rubbing your privates, he was in.

[@ToyKeeper]

It tru tho. So many guys' brains completely shut off in the presence of women.

[@bananawitchcraft]

Why are the women there, though? Personally I'll go to great lengths to avoid being hit on by a bunch of drunk guys, filthy bathroom or no

[@JS-rv3et]

@@bananawitchcraft women have needs yo

[@buckethead60]

I like the consistency between other videos. The bar tender is also the first guy to ever get drunk.

[@Officewaffle]

You can tell because they're wearing the same shirt

[@rsesilva]

OMG! The AD at the end is even better than the amazing sketch!! LOL!

[@Seth-mu3wo]

About 30 years ago my grandma commented there was a huge line out the bar we passed and something must be going on. Without missing a beat, my grandfather said "yeah, they're selling beer and have women inside, of course there's a line". Legend

[@katiewenglewski9416]

I just like how he's wearing the same shirt as his other sketch "the first guy to get drunk" or whatever the title. But yeah, he considers everything when making these. Awesome and hilarious as usual 🍻

[@johnJAS66]

Nice attention to detail

[@katiewenglewski9416]

@@johnJAS66 it's hard to miss when you watch as many of his sketches as I do 😬 lol

[@johnJAS66]

@@katiewenglewski9416 🤧

[@actofaggression8060]

Jeah He wanted to open a place to sell poison back then, remember? Probably did it after the memory loss did a backflip, snapped the sobre guys neck and saved the idea for later.

[@katiewenglewski9416]

@@actofaggression8060 oooh very nice.

[@Etienne.6329]

oh god... the other hot mom sketch was a YEAR AGO ??? Times flies. And also, yes, I keep time with this channel. It’s currently almost mother’s day o’Ryan

[@doktormcnasty]

Hot moms are _tight_!

[@coysauce337]

@@doktormcnasty uh oh… me no like that specific combination of words.

[@horizontiger7240]

I think we all know that this wasn't a shower thought, it was a "Ryan getting drunk in a bar and then realising how weird the principle is" thought

[@climbitclimate]

probably not

[@KristallFire]

Actually Not.

[@alanlewis988]

Wowowoowowow

[@drummercohen9412]

1:09 The absolute best laugh man kind has ever heard.

[@massimo11602]

I enjoy that the guy starting the bar is the same guy as “The First Guy to Get Drunk”. I appreciate this continuity.

[@iTechSavvyOfficial]

“Did I mention that every surface will be sticky? “Yes you did. But that’s not a positive for me” I love that bar tender Ryan thought that was a convincing pro of the place 🤣

[@vemlie]

This bar poison thing sounds like a good idea. This won't have any side effects, surely!

[@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565]

Yeah, Like getting into a really heavy box container thingy and making it move.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

@@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 and your cognitive functions on this poison go down dramatically

[@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565]

@@geekymetalhead5112 I don't know man, I really need to get in that really heavy box in order to get to another really heavy box, You know, The one that isn't like this box, that one doesn't move at all. Too bad there isn't another person who is willing to get into the box that moves in my place.

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Side effects of people wanting to build me a tomb?

[@liloiax22]

I friggin' love when Ryan George does little skits like this... he breaks down long running social norms and basically let's you know how stupid it all is haha

[@ryleighs9575]

To be fair we aren't actually drinking for the purpose of getting poisoned lol, in the sense of taking in a substance that harms us. We drink to feel drunk because we enjoy that feeling. It's not like "society's stupid because we all drink poison" lol. No, the effects of this thing which is somewhat poisonous to us are also making us feel uninhibited and careless. Those are separate things from being poisoned, and that's really why we drink. I do get the joke though lol, but this was one too many "oh it's so true though" comments I noticed lol. It isn't true really, this is just a funny way to frame it.

[@Aroniyun]

Unfortunately it's not fun to be that guy in real life

[@charlesludwig8672]

@@Aroniyun he's already deconstructed being the life of a party

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

I never understood "social norms" in the first place. I view humanity from an outside perspective, and they really make no sense to me. I don't get how people doing stupid stuff is "normal", and people who don't want to do stupid stuff are the "weird" ones.

[@guillaumejoop6437]

@@ShizuruNakatsu You just figured out which norm you don't like, but you follow social norms too you are just not aware of them yet

[@kronosORACLE]

I love it when Ryan raises his voice and makes some funny facial expression when he's saying something that would be considered outrageous and/or shocking. Like in 1:50. Absolutely hilarious!

[@lowkeylokii4205]

it was funny enough that he was raising his voice but the raspiness of his voice when he says THAT THING STAYS BROWN sent me over the edge because it's just so odd why he was so ragefully adamant that it stays as disgusting as humanly possible 😂😂

[@heatherjay8802]

I could see that ending coming, but Ryan, your delivery was so good, it was well worth waiting for!

[@jssnake2564]

I'd like to imagine that woman are very hard to find in Ryan's universe as everybody has the same face and voice.

[@Joshudan64]

The female Ryans are terrifying iirc. Not as scary as baby Ryan, though.

[@NathanPatrickLane]

@@Joshudan64 BLOOD

[@ollieoniel]

Racist! I can't believe you just said they all look the same.

[@elbruces]

Actually, all female Ryans look like Julie Nolke

[@LiamLivesOn]

As someone who used to sell poison I knew exactly how this was going to finish and i still loved every second!

[@TotallyNotRedneckYall]

"...I dabble in slightly poisoning myself, sure..." Something like this needs to be a shirt. I would buy all of them.

[@Art-X-W]

Smoking is poison Drinking is poison

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

This is one case where the sketch perfectly portrays how I perceive the thing that's being made to seem absurd.

[@willdejong7763]

I heard that they don’t have as many bars in The South as most other states. Which surprised me a bit. And then I remembered that they are REALLY into family reunions. (According to Jeff Foxworthy, at least.)

[@PieGuy21]

"what if i told you, you could poison yourself here and it would cost you a whole lot more then it would at home" - ryan george 2022

[@SquirrelGamez]

As anyone ever taken the time to appreciate how nice it is to have the sponsor's ad AFTER the video AND they are nearly as funny as the video itself anyway? Seriously everyone should be doing this. None of that "Today we gonna talk about this and that but first I'm gonna bug you about my sponsor before we talk about what you came here to see" crap.

[@RankynPhyle]

I cracked up when he said, "And now's the perfect time to leave a sheet in your mom's bed."

[@identity_redacted]

#AmberTurd

[@foompthedroid]

What are we? Amber Heard?

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

1:08 Don't know why, but that sound made me giggle.

[@tajender_singh]

3:45 "picture your mom here.." Hilarious 🤣

[@samtepal3892]

The first guy to be an NSFW artist. Do it RYAN! . . . *JUST DO IT!*

[@noodlearg9745]

😳😳

[@themaxblackshow]

i second this @ryangeorge

[@eliben4066]

“I mean, it’s some nice art, but looks like you were too lazy to finish the drawing. I mean, you gotta do the clothes too” “No, the clothes are intentionally missing, this is not laziness” “Oh, so it’s like The Creation of Adam by this artist named Michelangelo, great guy, by the way. I could hang it inside the church I work at.” “Nope, this art is not safe for work. Especially if you work at a church”

[@themaxblackshow]

@@eliben4066 ryan's coauthor 😂

[@noahsmith6455]

Witty and hilarious commentary on everyday things, as usual. Keep it up, Ryan

[@Hmm69420]

its what he does what he is good at.

[@Squiggly6942]

I feel liked you touched on every possible reason why I never go to bars lol!

[@skiaphrene]

Had to make sure all the surfaces were sticky!

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

Same, I've been a student for 4 years and I've never gone to one. But now I can finally stop feeling like I might be missing out

[@renab.7390]

ikr 👍

[@geraldwatts5492]

Me too!

[@MrAlecPinnock]

And the only reason I do haha

[@UltimateHibz]

I've been subbed to you for maybe 12 months and this is the first video that came on my subs feed. Just to let you know dude The last bit was pure gold. What a punchline

[@buckshotdarren]

I love the funny ads! Of course, the sketches are amazing

[@ultimate_disastr]

Hey Ryan here are some ideas for more First Guy Sketches: -First Guy to Use a Metaphor -First Guy to Get a Haircut -First Guy to Make a Vlog -First Guy to Cook -First Guy to Make a Meme -First Guy to Ride a Horse -First Guy to Keep Bees

[@yojishinkawa378]

-First Guy to Use a Spoon -First Guy to Use the Internet -First Guy to Make Fortune Cookies -First Guy to Eat Hot Sauce -First Guy to Exist -First Guy to Die

[@TAJMofficial]

If you remove "First Guy to" from each sentence, this just sounds like my daily routine

[@IndigoIndustrial]

First guy to keep Bees would be epic 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 👨 🐝🐝🐝

[@theicecreamcookiemonster1746]

And the 1st guy to star a fire or Burning hot red stuff

[@Josh-Bartlett]

First guy to make toast This already cooked bread isn't cooked enough I decided.

[@pingucraft95]

I feel like the Ryans are slowly becoming more self-aware...

[@humidharold7923]

I have been watching Ryan George for nearly three years and he literally has not changed at all.

[@leyrua]

Whenever he starts the age a little he replaces himself with a younger clone.

[@soggytoast909]

If you look at the way he’s dressed, the first guy to open the bar is also the first guy to ever get drunk

[@jamie8032]

Ryan is wearing the same shirt he wore in the 'First guy to ever get drunk' video.. the lore runs deep.

[@romart03]

i appreciate the fact that through these you actually send a message hidden in there for people to hopefully listen and understand

[@JCW7100]

Yes!

[@ryleighs9575]

But drinking isn't inherently bad more than may other things humans do for the enjoyment. Rock-climbing is dangerous and unnecessary. Bad habits and addiction are bad.

[@romart03]

@@ryleighs9575 how on earth are you comparing drinking to rock climbing ? They’re completely things , rock climbing can be dangerous but strap you with protective gear and ropes so you don’t fall , as far as those who don’t aren’t professionals . Alcohol has caused more harm than good , anything that has the ability to dull your senses and take away what you are , a conscious human , shouldn’t be done , many are not even good for health , if alcohol consumption was not done people would be of a much higher quality in general , all the people who win competitions for your country don’t drink and are very strict about it . You celebrate them while not caring about the hardwork they put into it , but regardless without alcohol consumption people would be able to live much better lives imo , if taught how

[@KanashiAtisuto]

@@ryleighs9575 It is in a way. Alcohol isn't good for your body- rock climbing can be & isn't necessarily bad unlike alcohol which will always be bad. Not to say that everyone has to be "perfect" but consuming drugs (not talking about actual, necessary/helpful medication here) is just negative in general. Claiming that it's not is just not knowing better or lying to yourself. There's a reason Ryan called it poison. It's literally destroying your freaking brain. One can argue that a bit isn't too bad but not that it is not bad. It's also honestly ridiculous to expect people to drink responsibly- it's been doing A LOT of damage & not just to the drinking people. If it wasn't so profitable for various groups it wouldn't be such a huge thing. I'm not pro banning alcohol but I'd love for society to be(come) more honest & educate thesmselves & others to shift away from such heavy & commonly accepted drug use.

[@romart03]

@Latest Obsession agreed but alcohol consumption just generally isn’t good for us , I’m not against alcohol I’m general , it’s there in certain medicines , even in sketch pens for the blending of colours , I love alcohol when it helps me express my creativity , but consumption is a different topic all together and that’s not good for anything imo , it’s not even tasty lol , it’s just a social thing which people in masses do so it’s considered alright , but there are plenty things to drink from water to milk to shakes to mocktails to juices , all tasty, healthy and never have a chance of taking away your senses from you , alcohol consumption just seems like a part of human arrogance to me so I’m always against it , things like soft drinks are more acceptable , not good for health either but In small quantities on occasions , not in excess surely, but nothing to rid you of who you are

[@LurkingMako]

Basically what goes through my mind when someone asks if I want to go to the bar. 😹😹😹

[@Sheild401]

Started smiling before the video even began. That's when you know a channel's good.

[@PartTimeGoblinSlayer]

Watching this after the "first guy to get drunk" video makes it even better. I decided.😂

[@LoganBluth]

As soon as I saw the video title I was waiting for the one undeniable good reason for going to a dodgy dive bar. Got to the end of the video and sure enough: *_"There_* it is!" 🤣

[@luisandrade2254]

Thanks Ryan Now whenever my friends ask me why I don’t go to bars and would rather drink at home I can just show them this video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ipawilzon]

I really needed this video. Your sketches have helped me get through a rough depression over the pandemic. Just the intro makes me feel better bc I always know it will make me laugh. Thanks for the videos man!

[@balecalduin1993]

It's a healthier habit than poison. Many people increased their poison consumption during the pandemic

[@dvs7392]

The Ryanverse will always provide even if it doesn’t know the name of the thing I decided

[@dominicktorres2577]

@@balecalduin1993 Excuse me, but the diluted, refrigerated poison makes me feel good momentarily, so it must be good, I've decided!

[@CompanyLethalizer]

@@dominicktorres2577 But that's incorrect, we decoded.

[@vijayanand6650]

2:22 “I feel like I’m not painting this picture for you properly” “You aren’t painting a picture at all.”

[@SparksXtra]

A missed opportunity.

[@ivanstrydom8417]

Each time at the end of the sketch my ''Avoid all fkng adds'' reflex kicks in and I reach for the KZbin home button , but then I force myself to watch your (and only your ) sponsored add and my goodness am I happy that I do, even your ''adds'' are better content than 90% of other KZbin videos. Hilarious , I applaud you good sir.

[@BluesCluesTheWigglesFTW]

Please do "The First Guy to Ever Be a Bodyguard" next! I'd really like to see what you can come up with

[@skiaphrene]

The introvert inside me feels vindicated at this description of a bar. Thank you Ryan!

[@AudioGAWD]

Exactly!

[@BlinkNetwork889]

You sounded a little sick Ryan. Hope everything is ok, love the content!

[@chordalharmony]

Well, he did talk about drinking poison a lot

[@MikeSheehan727]

it's probably just all the poison consumption

[@PimpleEyeRoblox]

I love how Ryan George can make everything sound stupid

[@alanlewis988]

Wowowoowwowow

[@stevenstygles255]

It's super easy for him barely an inconvenience

[@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126]

Bars are kind of easy to make sound stupid. I never understood the point of them, either.

[@jaimeruiz7837]

@@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 we as people are social, men go where women go. Women go because they know they’ll attract men who will buy them drinks, give them attention, and try to court them…

[@mrs.vasquezz]

@@jaimeruiz7837 🤢

[@kabouterwesley83]

"Can you do any better on the price?" "Yes, but only in specific periods of time during the day. I call it 'buy-one-get-one-free-hours' I decided." "Would that make people happy?"

[@alanjukic6743]

3:58 "and now is the perfect time to leave a sheet in your mom's bed" Amber Heard agrees

[@misterderp4566]

Ryan has been great at many things but I can't imagine someone who makes me happy for the ads and then laugh my balls off at them.

[@Joshudan64]

As long as they're smooth and clean like Florp-Flap's

[@ElysiaFields19]

Love how dozens of negatives are completely wiped out by the promise of women being there - also poisoning themselves! 😂😱🤣

[@karlvuleta]

01:52 Ryan yelling is really unnerving haha

[@MAL8916]

This is the only channel where the ads are just as good, if not better, than the rest of the video 🤣🤣 what an amazing Sheets & giggles ad

[@finnaddict]

"You're walking down the street..." "No I'm not." 😂😂😂

[@aaronk8440]

That last part was very relatable. I met my wife at bar.

[@silenceofallthings]

Knew exactly what the last joke was going to be from the start - Ryan still absolutely killed me with it 😂

[@tmpace9]

I'm convinced that everyone going to the bar is only there hoping that someone makes a mistake and goes home with them or is just simply an alcoholic. Nobody else

[@epsilon-eleven]

Hey, sometimes we go to poison ourselves and do karaoke.

[@dinamosflams]

thats pretty much it

[@Hermaniac8]

Sometimes I would like to try a new brand or flavour of poison without committing to consuming an entire bottle of said unknown poison. A room with a large selection of poisons for sale facilitates that goal.

[@AthenaMarina3]

@@epsilon-eleven lol why you calling me out like that 😂

[@holidayin7962]

Going to a bar with friends is fun though

[@feralbluee]

so glad someone besides me, and my older than you youngsters :), finds the loudness in restaurants/bars so annoying. you used to be able to talk quietly and be calm. for the past twenty years or so, it’s become almost impossible!! thanks for bringing it up. :)💥🎧 😵‍💫

[@pamsuepmnos2371]

"Is a fight gonna break out? Yes." Yeah but if it's 3+ tables away you got a TikTok out of it. And if it's 2 or fewer you get a free refill after they crash through your table.

[@tylerkovalskas9780]

this is so hilarious, Ryan George!! i recently found your channel and I absolutely love watching your videos. you always make me laugh!🤣🤣🤣

[@evafan24]

"Some of the intoxicated people will be women." "I'll take one glass of poison please." I cackled! XD

[@UnusualPete]

Let me get this straight: bars sell overpriced drinks and the remote possibility of getting laid. That's like buying your own drinks for less money and going to a "naughty house" with a 100% chance, but a million times worse. And people tell me I'm weird for not wanting to hang out at bars 😂

[@samirh2758]

How dare you, sir? Do you think I'm the kind of man who would pay for intercourse? Shame on you! I am only willing to pay for the alcohol that may lead to intercourse. That's called being a good human being.

[@Colin-kh6kp]

@@samirh2758 How is depriving a sex worker of her livelihood being a good human being? Her kids are starving for your moral crusade. Your avarice and lack of compassion for sex workers(a marginalized group) is abhorrent. For shame...

[@kanucks9]

@@Colin-kh6kp hey. They should be in prison anyways

[@UnusualPete]

@@Colin-kh6kp Very true.

[@Ghost-hs6qq]

@@kanucks9 why?

[@jeremysmith5579]

The content that Ryan George gives us is beyond gold 😂 easily my favorite KZbinr 👍🏽

[@fireaza]

Lines like "leave a sheet in your mom's bed" are why I never skip Ryan's ads! Also, thinking about my mother, but with Ryan's face is some kind of Freudian nightmare.

[@teirdalin]

I've been using a sheets and giggles light blue set for years now and I absolutely love it. Bought my mom mint green and my brother grey. Love that they still sponsor Ryan George. Anyways, this is very accurate to what a bar is.

[@SheetsGiggles]

Love reading comments like this, thank you!

[@Danjor369]

“Hi there, what the heck.. is this place” that pause between sentences😂💀

[@NukeMarine]

I think the guy was already just a little bit poisoned at the time.

[@Danjor369]

@@NukeMarine I just noticed he was wobbling 😂

[@jesshavok1015]

Finding Ryan today was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Ascerious]

Ryan: "I'd like a glass of poison please" The bartender: "Sweet, which flavour would you like your poison to be?"

[@ORProductionss]

Ideas: “the first guy to ever own a dog” “The first guys to make expressions/idioms”