The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

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Ryan George

Ryan George

Күн бұрын

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
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@arjunator2688
@arjunator2688 3 жыл бұрын
Teach me how Saul saw a saw saw a sawa salsa, please!!!
@nugget8961
@nugget8961 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@naca5413
@naca5413 3 жыл бұрын
Hey
@impostorproductions6638
@impostorproductions6638 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mynameisjoedahand3008
@mynameisjoedahand3008 3 жыл бұрын
HEHEHEEHEHEHE IM HERE (:< 5th comment :D
@Games4Kickz
@Games4Kickz 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he said "I decided" so that's that then. I think we need to circle back on the knives though.
@carterhall5516
@carterhall5516 3 жыл бұрын
You need to get aaaaalllll the way off his back about that.
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 3 жыл бұрын
haha
@tomhappening
@tomhappening 3 жыл бұрын
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII
@EnsignRedshirtRicky
@EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 жыл бұрын
Why not hide below the knives. The house will not want to fall on them. Seems like the perfect defense.
@SRP3572
@SRP3572 3 жыл бұрын
Please don't
@KOSMIK300
@KOSMIK300 3 жыл бұрын
We need a "First guy to ever cheat on a test." *I don't wanna think, I decided*
@hotdogwater9060
@hotdogwater9060 3 жыл бұрын
“i can just not study i decided” “this is very hard, but that person seems to know what they’re doing”
@atreus5366
@atreus5366 3 жыл бұрын
Cheating is tight! Barely an inconvenience
@somerandomundertalefan
@somerandomundertalefan 3 жыл бұрын
sounds legit
@joehernandez5214
@joehernandez5214 3 жыл бұрын
DO THIS
@PokoTheDinosaur
@PokoTheDinosaur 3 жыл бұрын
YESS
@The-Rest-of-Us
@The-Rest-of-Us 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has never actually experienced an earthquake this was surprisingly insightful
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын
They're good fun, no warning. Had a good jolt couple days ago in California here. We have to put child safety locks on cabinets and drawers to keep glassware from falling out and making going barefoot dangerous. Shelves need little wires to prevent stuff falling off AND bolt them to the wall studs so they don't just tip over. I dont' use much glassware. There is also stuff that keeps things from sliding around like Earthquake Hold, or Museum Wax. Think of a ship and how they have every thing tucked away and cabinets and drawers locked so they dont' open when the ship tilts.
@doofart6736
@doofart6736 3 жыл бұрын
They are kinda fun tbh
@jayphilipps3904
@jayphilipps3904 3 жыл бұрын
They're not too bad, i remember a couple years ago there was this earthquake really close to where i live, i was just gaming when my mom came in and asked if i felt anything, i said no and then turned around to see cracks all over my wall and plaster all over the my floor and bed. "Nope didn't feel a thing why?" My mother was very upset.
@redacted953
@redacted953 3 жыл бұрын
As a Scot I have never even seen one
@danilapolesciuk4316
@danilapolesciuk4316 3 жыл бұрын
Same bro I'm living in Lithuania and there's no earthquakes here
@KarstenBelt
@KarstenBelt 3 жыл бұрын
Wait so who feeds the earth's tummy? 😳 Is that what graves are..?
@deathsheir2035
@deathsheir2035 3 жыл бұрын
yes obviously
@ASocialistTransGirl
@ASocialistTransGirl 3 жыл бұрын
Why emoji >:(
@boguszmakowski2357
@boguszmakowski2357 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: it uses germs to dissolve
@CryoticMienshao
@CryoticMienshao 3 жыл бұрын
yes what else would it be?
@ethanwagner6418
@ethanwagner6418 3 жыл бұрын
...yes
@85set05
@85set05 3 жыл бұрын
"I did not enjoy that feeling of instability" Yeah that pretty much sums up the last year.
@rubenaalexander5007
@rubenaalexander5007 3 жыл бұрын
And my exams
@Raeodor
@Raeodor 3 жыл бұрын
yea and for some reason 2020 just continued. cant wait for 2021 and everyone stops being stupid.
@thewatcher9480
@thewatcher9480 3 жыл бұрын
@@Raeodor same, I hope 2021 is much better
@GMKriv
@GMKriv 3 ай бұрын
Cute
@dababyvr2336
@dababyvr2336 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey everything’s vibrating now!” Most Ryan George thing ever
@randyhaimila6476
@randyhaimila6476 3 жыл бұрын
Everything vibrating is tight!
@notsure1920
@notsure1920 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah
@toy_bonnie
@toy_bonnie 3 жыл бұрын
Yup that’s true now I decided
@victorrealm7698
@victorrealm7698 3 жыл бұрын
“Did you fart again?”
@dababyvr2336
@dababyvr2336 3 жыл бұрын
@@randyhaimila6476 mhm
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
He managed to make a humorous skit, that happens to talk about how to stay safe from an earthquake at the same time. What a legend.
@tehcookievanilla1323
@tehcookievanilla1323 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan George is now a national icon I decided!
@El_diablo_grande_supreme
@El_diablo_grande_supreme 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you need to chill with all your comments
@tehcookievanilla1323
@tehcookievanilla1323 3 жыл бұрын
@@El_diablo_grande_supreme Alright man, but you need to get all the way off my back because I barely comment!
@marka.6879
@marka.6879 3 жыл бұрын
Right! I never knew to grab my knives for protection.
@catteixeira18
@catteixeira18 3 жыл бұрын
This should be shown at schools
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the picture that fell off the wall was a photo of Ryan Jr.
@huonghayley
@huonghayley 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated finding :))
@kylecohenmusic
@kylecohenmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no…
@qzbnyv
@qzbnyv 3 жыл бұрын
BLOOD 🩸
@d3va383
@d3va383 3 жыл бұрын
I just saw that too
@elsabiomac5938
@elsabiomac5938 3 жыл бұрын
Woooah woah woah woah woah
@FelixSR
@FelixSR 3 жыл бұрын
I'm utterly impressed how Ryan can create these fascinating conversations about litterally anything.
@playedagus
@playedagus 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's pretty cool
@sinistrality
@sinistrality 3 жыл бұрын
@@playedagus you could even say it’s... tight.
@salmonellq2981
@salmonellq2981 3 жыл бұрын
as long as you derail into something like a knife collection you can make anything interesting enough to stick around by source: am author, never had a thought or conversation without drastically derailing
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 3 жыл бұрын
Notice how he mostly just reduces things to their simplest expressions.
@joshwarrey3728
@joshwarrey3728 3 жыл бұрын
RG's internal dialogue is tight
@Ghost0fDawn
@Ghost0fDawn 3 жыл бұрын
"What if the table collapses" "We'll d- We'll perish" YT algorithm parkour
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 3 жыл бұрын
Algorythm parkour lol
@assist1597
@assist1597 3 жыл бұрын
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@2000McMillz
@2000McMillz 3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm parkour is tight 😂
@Mufraan
@Mufraan 3 жыл бұрын
insert funny reply here
@eyramasempa5832
@eyramasempa5832 3 жыл бұрын
i was just to comment on that
@uhnanomous
@uhnanomous 3 жыл бұрын
The way he delivers the line "Mr Planet Shaky Scientist" is fucking golden.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's the best part of the jokes
@KanaNyctous
@KanaNyctous 3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how my brain makes me think about which one said that although I know that it's always Ryan 😂
@MargoMB19
@MargoMB19 3 жыл бұрын
The whole 'asking everyone if they felt it too' is so hilariously accurate! Even if it's a little tiny earth-shake everyone always has to know who felt it and let everyone else know that they felt it.
@qwqwqwqw99
@qwqwqwqw99 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to stop asking.
@AlwaysTheGoat
@AlwaysTheGoat 2 жыл бұрын
@@qwqwqwqw99 Oh my god, thats cool me too. Barely an inconvenience.
@oskarhenriksen
@oskarhenriksen 2 жыл бұрын
I assume the question isn't asked much after the really huge ones
@conservativecatholic9030
@conservativecatholic9030 Жыл бұрын
@@oskarhenriksen as a Californian who went through the Northridge Earthquake when I was in the 5th grade, the conversation changes. You’re right, that’s only what happens when you feel a tremor. Though, you might have that kind of conversation with someone who is farther away. Such as my grandparents who lived about 2 1/2 hours north of the epicenter. They slept through it’s it was at like 3 AM.
@theonebman7581
@theonebman7581 Жыл бұрын
As a Chilean, this is the single most realistic part of the video fr
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Ryan made a trip to California recently.
@GreenMountainVelvet
@GreenMountainVelvet 3 жыл бұрын
Bay Area actually had an earthquake 2 nights ago. I was on FaceTime with a friend and an earthquake happened while we were talking.
@comradeelmo1768
@comradeelmo1768 3 жыл бұрын
The only place in the world where there are earthquakes
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
@@comradeelmo1768 Well yeah, they do have earthquakes in other parts of the world, but that's because we have so many in California that we have to export some of them. ;-)
@ericadunn9435
@ericadunn9435 3 жыл бұрын
He lives in Montreal - it's also on a major fault line
@geminiskye5923
@geminiskye5923 3 жыл бұрын
Alaska would get them pretty bad too, when I lived there as a kid I got to experience some. At the time I thought they were cool... Only place I remember having to do earthquake drills in school. 😆
@jackieachy7783
@jackieachy7783 3 жыл бұрын
we need a "first guy to make knockoff brands". A 6 inch with a quite huge seasoned cucumber within it.
@LostArtificer
@LostArtificer 3 жыл бұрын
YESSSS I WAN THIS
@thekodex1186
@thekodex1186 3 жыл бұрын
I need this done
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 жыл бұрын
now THAT i would buy
@LB-ge8ih
@LB-ge8ih 3 жыл бұрын
@Jackie Achy You shouldn’t talk about your mom that way...
@phil2160
@phil2160 3 жыл бұрын
What's 6 inch
@typhoonzebra
@typhoonzebra 3 жыл бұрын
So in this world, humanity invented the mobile phone before the first ever earthquake. Oh, anachronism is tight.
@RealElevenTimes
@RealElevenTimes 3 жыл бұрын
It was his mom calling. Earth can't vibrate you silly commenter guy.
@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893
@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 3 жыл бұрын
@@RealElevenTimes unless it's hungry.
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 3 жыл бұрын
you do know large portions of earth never really feel any earthquakes. those ain't common all around the world
@adriacanellas9242
@adriacanellas9242 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jebu911 yes because the earth stomach do not cover the entire world
@sourishbanjo5037
@sourishbanjo5037 3 жыл бұрын
And houses, TVs and furniture
@vessel__
@vessel__ 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe we should go under a table." "Yeah that might help us think, Let's go." This one got me
@calebcostrini
@calebcostrini 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know if the earth ate food or not." "Well, why do you think we bury dead people?"
@MandleRoss
@MandleRoss 3 жыл бұрын
Very dark. I love it.
@hamman_samuel
@hamman_samuel 3 жыл бұрын
What about... China?
@MandleRoss
@MandleRoss 3 жыл бұрын
@@hamman_samuel Do you mean about how most Asian countries cremate their dead? That's how Earth gets high.
@treasuremage7546
@treasuremage7546 3 жыл бұрын
@@MandleRoss Cremated remains are for seasoning.
@CaedenV
@CaedenV 3 жыл бұрын
... that's a whole lot of dead people.... Also, makes me think of what happens when you have a mole of moles... it isn't a pretty thought... but along the same lines.
@lessermook7608
@lessermook7608 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's skit manner of speech is how everyone should talk.
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm going to talk that way all the time from now on, I decided.
@Gary-ky8oe
@Gary-ky8oe 3 жыл бұрын
Hello there hi
@jamaaldagreatest2748
@jamaaldagreatest2748 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience
@vinvic1578
@vinvic1578 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, my God
@theneoreformationist
@theneoreformationist 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think that's such a good idea
@ChrisMerkelStudios
@ChrisMerkelStudios 3 жыл бұрын
His mom was probably calling to ask if he felt the earth shaking.
@bec7080
@bec7080 3 жыл бұрын
That's what aftershocks are
@avenus_624
@avenus_624 3 жыл бұрын
Hear me out: First guy to kiss someone “Put your lips on my lips” “Wha- No. Why?”
@XFearMeXx
@XFearMeXx 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I just imagine Ryan talking to another Ryan wearing a wig except he doesn't change his voice at all
@martinacold9255
@martinacold9255 3 жыл бұрын
It feels good I decided 🤣🤣🌺
@jaderalves4693
@jaderalves4693 3 жыл бұрын
AMAZING idea / suggestion! 👏🏼
@jaderalves4693
@jaderalves4693 3 жыл бұрын
now, @RyanGeorge, you really need 2 create this sketch, I decided... RG: sorry, I got other ideas to work on before this one... me: Please don't
@lauravander
@lauravander 3 жыл бұрын
Wig AND moustache…?
@petaflop.
@petaflop. 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know the earth ate food" "How do you think it got this big?" Earth: *:(*
@deimosvoralius2988
@deimosvoralius2988 3 жыл бұрын
It's just big-boned
@41-Haiku
@41-Haiku 3 жыл бұрын
At least Earth Chan isn't flat.
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 3 жыл бұрын
Jupiter: looking away
@anewchallenger2825
@anewchallenger2825 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Earth Chan. You're just taking in a lot of water
@tatioliveira8598
@tatioliveira8598 3 жыл бұрын
Fat shaming the Earth is TIGHT!
@lemonations9550
@lemonations9550 3 жыл бұрын
0:51 I love Ryan’s logic. “Of corse the earth has a tummy, how do you think it got this big?
@tenrecc
@tenrecc 3 жыл бұрын
His weirdly logical siderants are one of his best parts of his videos
@G0lden07
@G0lden07 3 жыл бұрын
LOL where did the number 3 on your PFP go?
@glossyblu1629
@glossyblu1629 3 жыл бұрын
But explain the giant triangle shaped pimples
@commanderpeacekeeper937
@commanderpeacekeeper937 3 жыл бұрын
@@glossyblu1629 puberty
@stephencaudle1766
@stephencaudle1766 Жыл бұрын
@@glossyblu1629 You see when the planet's face gets to lava-y the lava builds up in little deposits under the skin...
@EllyValentini
@EllyValentini 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up in Japan (aka earthquake land), I can say with authority that tables never collapse. They feed from the earth’s shaking and get stronger over time.
@ClanImprobable
@ClanImprobable 2 жыл бұрын
This might as well be true...
@bg8561
@bg8561 Жыл бұрын
As a Chilean (aka earthquake country), i can say with full confidence that when you live in a country like that, the earth shaking doesn't bother you anymore until things start collapsing. So people get tougher when there are constant shaky floors.
@bodine219
@bodine219 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives where the earth never quakes (and is mildly nervous to visit places where it does), this is valuable knowledge...maybe
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын
As a Californian (aka earthquake country) I can say with authority that the best thing to do is get out of the house as soon as it's safe to do so.
@attila0323
@attila0323 10 ай бұрын
I was visiting Japan once for 2 weeks and got up to an earthquake during a night then fell asleep almost immediately...the other morning my friends were in the living room saying they couldn't sleep after that, what if there will be a next, bigger one.
@DeenBoi
@DeenBoi 3 жыл бұрын
"If the window breaks, that's gonna make a lot of sharp, pointy things." "Good point."
@rachelppython
@rachelppython 3 жыл бұрын
"Hit us right in the butt.." "OOOOooOOHH" "Yep, definitely not doing that."
@kairos4484
@kairos4484 3 жыл бұрын
@@hiiiiiii200 And thoses people who gave them likes did not seem to care.
@trussedseeker6223
@trussedseeker6223 3 жыл бұрын
@@hiiiiiii200 welcome to the comment section have a look around
@skullwoozy95
@skullwoozy95 3 жыл бұрын
@@hiiiiiii200 see but we don't care I've decided.
@devilsadvocate5063
@devilsadvocate5063 3 жыл бұрын
@@hiiiiiii200 now nobody likes you we decided
@DunmoresMovieMania
@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын
It will hurt more if it hit you in the front butt.
@MulticortT
@MulticortT 3 жыл бұрын
Why is the earth dancing?
@geckoo7770
@geckoo7770 3 жыл бұрын
@BatCat😼🦇 But it's not a clown, I saw its nose and it wasn't red
@totalwartimelapses6359
@totalwartimelapses6359 3 жыл бұрын
Because it has a thicc tectonic booty that needs moving every once in a while
@Try-hard-emily
@Try-hard-emily 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know
@MichaelOKC
@MichaelOKC 3 жыл бұрын
Because it loves that ol' time rocks and rolls!
@rzg4648
@rzg4648 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan’s ability to create sketches from anything is incredibly impressive.
@ryanmusoke8462
@ryanmusoke8462 3 жыл бұрын
E
@NickCorvello
@NickCorvello 2 жыл бұрын
I like how both Ryans wanted to say random things because of the exact reason they stated of making it like a scene setup where they're already having a conversation, and I love that both Ryans in the Ryanverse somehow invented phones before discovering earthquakes 😆
@FuneralGraveMemorial
@FuneralGraveMemorial 3 жыл бұрын
Why is the ground shaking? Is it my fault or the fault in by the mountain?
@dankdude5615
@dankdude5615 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao it already has
@carterhall5516
@carterhall5516 3 жыл бұрын
I think it would blow up even if he wasn’t verified.
@TheUnicornTank
@TheUnicornTank 3 жыл бұрын
@??? No, that’s a volcanic eruption. Same idea, different effect.
@mentaya11
@mentaya11 3 жыл бұрын
It's my fault. I own it, I decided.
@greghannibal
@greghannibal 3 жыл бұрын
It's San Andres' fault
@StormflameMW
@StormflameMW 3 жыл бұрын
"The First Guy" - Ryan finally admits that was only one guy talking to himself.
@deadNightwatchman
@deadNightwatchman 3 жыл бұрын
Don't break the Ryanverse!😉
@funkoxen
@funkoxen 3 жыл бұрын
the other one identifies as she/her
@Nina-gi9eu
@Nina-gi9eu 3 жыл бұрын
@@funkoxen thank you for the clarification
@destructive-cowgod7956
@destructive-cowgod7956 3 жыл бұрын
“You think the earth was calling you?” I’m dying 😂
@alib4968
@alib4968 3 жыл бұрын
Cow god. 👍
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
"Things I would do with 1.3 million: chill out lounge around hang out world domination other things too I imagine." LOL!!!
@arjunator2688
@arjunator2688 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@sillysiblings4834
@sillysiblings4834 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it…
@saikrishnanep2591
@saikrishnanep2591 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillysiblings4834 watch the ad
@genericanalyst
@genericanalyst 3 жыл бұрын
We should all throw off the algorithms and Google "does the Earth have a tummy?"😆
@hollow9414
@hollow9414 3 жыл бұрын
"Of course it eats. How do you think it got this big?" -Mr. Planet Shakey Scientist
@ashamansedai
@ashamansedai 3 жыл бұрын
It was the other guy, Mr. Planet Shakey Scientist is the one that asked
@walkinmn
@walkinmn 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh earth Chan won't like that conversation
@jaberwoky_
@jaberwoky_ 3 жыл бұрын
Everything that eats, poops. So there's that then.
@CyberianFaux
@CyberianFaux 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaberwoky_ volcano
@lisao7600
@lisao7600 3 жыл бұрын
@@CyberianFaux lol, genius. 😂😂
@CinePals
@CinePals 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this twice back to back. Genius.
@eyadjiroudi2000
@eyadjiroudi2000 3 жыл бұрын
Hey you
@dylancox2157
@dylancox2157 3 жыл бұрын
Keanu Reeves - *deep inhale*
@LB-ge8ih
@LB-ge8ih 3 жыл бұрын
@GETJaby Back to back? That’s a lot of aftershocks... I hope your knife collection is okay.
@maiqtheliar2260
@maiqtheliar2260 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, Hi there.
@shivanshsinghchauhan8243
@shivanshsinghchauhan8243 3 жыл бұрын
Yo Jaby, Fan here.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
"It's the eternal dilemma that Man has been pondering since the dawn of this ad." LOL!!
@MJ-jw8nb
@MJ-jw8nb 3 жыл бұрын
"We should ask everybody if they felt it too" Literally that is the most accurate comment. Such pointless small talk, but is so exciting for some reason.
@queenofnevers6990
@queenofnevers6990 3 жыл бұрын
Easily figured out shared experience.
@KanaNyctous
@KanaNyctous 3 жыл бұрын
Humans like relatability :D
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 жыл бұрын
Honey, have you fed the earth tonight?
@Yllonnoc
@Yllonnoc 3 жыл бұрын
Hey your that guy who plays sea of theifs!
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 3 жыл бұрын
Hey your the guy that plays hypixel skyblock !
@homeless5913
@homeless5913 3 жыл бұрын
Hey you're that Guy who dedicated a entire video to the art of passieve agressive texting.
@leo-hao
@leo-hao 3 жыл бұрын
Hey your that unit from StarCraft that is just worse than a stalker in every aspect.
@ryanmusoke8462
@ryanmusoke8462 3 жыл бұрын
Hey that’s the guy that doesn’t now how to spell dragon
@thedoctordallin
@thedoctordallin 3 жыл бұрын
The earthquake happened because the Ryans were becoming dangerously self aware in the beginning.
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 жыл бұрын
The Ryanverse was losing stability with them leaning so heavily on the fourth wall. Jim/Gym will be sad they broke the wall again.
@torillatavataan143
@torillatavataan143 3 жыл бұрын
This is pretty fun to watch as a geographer-geologist. I'll write my next essay about the Earth's tummy lol.
@DKDynamic
@DKDynamic 3 жыл бұрын
You can literally talk about anything 😲🔥
@JP-vk1mo
@JP-vk1mo 3 жыл бұрын
To himself..
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 3 жыл бұрын
If a mom calls, it feels like an earthquake. I bet if it's a mother in law calling, it'll feel like an asteroid impact.
@OLDg_Vids
@OLDg_Vids 3 жыл бұрын
If there's a dad's missed call then.... Omaeo wo shinderu
@dannybenhur6123
@dannybenhur6123 3 жыл бұрын
Hunterkiller1440
@icicle2979
@icicle2979 3 жыл бұрын
Danny Benhur
@physicslover4951
@physicslover4951 3 жыл бұрын
@@OLDg_Vids Wut?
@Sienisota
@Sienisota 3 жыл бұрын
@@physicslover4951 It's Japanese, means you are dead or smth. Apparently there is an angry dad
@sverredds
@sverredds 3 жыл бұрын
I like how courteous yet honest every character in the Ryanverse is
@rachelppython
@rachelppython 3 жыл бұрын
They *are* Canadian, so.
@grubbs517
@grubbs517 3 жыл бұрын
Even the stabby, blood-lusting child Ryan. Every time he says, "Blood!", he is honest. And the fact he doesn't swear makes it more courteous, I decided.
@jonathanforsyth8422
@jonathanforsyth8422 2 жыл бұрын
1:03. "How do you think it got this big?" 😄😃
@ayouxy
@ayouxy Жыл бұрын
Things got heated
@ADMusic1999
@ADMusic1999 3 жыл бұрын
"So why do you think the Earth is shaking?" "It might have something to do with the plates at the bottom of the ocean." "What?" "Yeah, I put some plates on the ocean floor and I guess the Earth doesn't like dishes."
@thehomietaiyo2615
@thehomietaiyo2615 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Deserves more likes
@grandalf4153
@grandalf4153 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehomietaiyo2615 ^Overrated comment. Repetitive
@thewatcher9480
@thewatcher9480 3 жыл бұрын
@@grandalf4153 👈 original comment only for one time
@conradpham
@conradpham 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated I decided
@thehomietaiyo2615
@thehomietaiyo2615 3 жыл бұрын
@@grandalf4153 I'm just saying it cu it's True 🤷‍♂️
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 3 жыл бұрын
Can we get a spin-off series please? For example, can we get pitch meetings for books? Publisher guy, So, you have a novel for me? Writer guy, yes sir I do.
@FinnO49
@FinnO49 3 жыл бұрын
Or video games
@claymitchell2335
@claymitchell2335 3 жыл бұрын
Coolest idea EVER!
@jep9092
@jep9092 3 жыл бұрын
I like that
@YohaNico
@YohaNico 3 жыл бұрын
Making a spin-off series for books is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@Rg-fp2vg
@Rg-fp2vg 3 жыл бұрын
Too many books. Video games seems better lol
@hannahkarver892
@hannahkarver892 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan: “If the window breaks, it’s going to make some sharp pointy things, and that’s not fun to touch” Also Ryan: “I guess that’s a good point” Ryan: “No, I just told you, those are the BAD points! You don’t wanna touch them.”
@deadNightwatchman
@deadNightwatchman 3 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😄👍
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 3 жыл бұрын
he didn't say that
@TheShinySamurottVT
@TheShinySamurottVT 3 жыл бұрын
@@dontspikemydrink9382 But if he did it would of been funny I decided.
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheShinySamurottVT HAVE
@qualityshloimy
@qualityshloimy 3 жыл бұрын
"We need a plan, maybe we should go under the table?" 'yeah, that might help us think, let's go under the table'
@robinlindberg7304
@robinlindberg7304 3 жыл бұрын
"If the windows break it's going to create some sharp, pointy things." "Good point" Ryan, why so awesome?
@TheCarbonatedMan
@TheCarbonatedMan 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan says: "Other stuff too I would imagine" Screen says: "World Domination" Me: Yup, seems about right.
@justsomerandomdude6649
@justsomerandomdude6649 3 жыл бұрын
I knew someone other than me saw that
@TheCarbonatedMan
@TheCarbonatedMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomerandomdude6649 It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@communist_capybara1559
@communist_capybara1559 3 жыл бұрын
“I just figured that I would come over and say some words to you so it’s established that we are having a conversation” Comedy gold boys
@BlindsightBlue
@BlindsightBlue 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how aggressive his “Where do you think the food goes?” was. Amazing.
@jamesford3432
@jamesford3432 3 жыл бұрын
That part about asking people if they felt it all day is painfully accurate
@ArtamStudio
@ArtamStudio 3 жыл бұрын
A decade ago, any social media site would be "Earthquake!" "Earthquake!" "Quake!" "Was that an earthquake?" _ad infinitum_ We had one last week and there were only ten or twelve earthquake posts on FB, showing remarkable restraint.
@A4K722
@A4K722 3 жыл бұрын
You should do “the first guy to tell a joke” or “the first guy to milk a cow”
@TheGodlyPineapple
@TheGodlyPineapple 3 жыл бұрын
Milk a cow will definitely be funny
@LavroseRovender
@LavroseRovender 3 жыл бұрын
i think he's done the cow one or maybe it was someone else
@greenberrygk
@greenberrygk 3 жыл бұрын
*THE FIRST GUY TO MILK A COW* _xD_
@tia.was.missing_
@tia.was.missing_ 3 жыл бұрын
Your "joke" idea is basically Ryan's "sarcasm" video.
@Giftedboy2100
@Giftedboy2100 3 жыл бұрын
- Look at this liquid that came out of cow's boobs. - What were you doing when discovering this ? - That's not our point now...
@travisbloomfield303
@travisbloomfield303 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians on KZbin at the moment.
@notsure1920
@notsure1920 3 жыл бұрын
Or ever.
@zakariahussain2528
@zakariahussain2528 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but I love how they say “hi there hello”, and how everyone shakes their head when they start talking.
@DarkenedAuras
@DarkenedAuras 3 жыл бұрын
plot twist: The Earth's mouth is the Bermuda Triangle...that's why all ships and planes there go missing, Earth ate them
@Philafxs
@Philafxs 3 жыл бұрын
That doesn't twist the plot whatsoever, it elaborates on it.
@Mama_Bear524
@Mama_Bear524 3 жыл бұрын
@@Philafxs I decided
@cymes82
@cymes82 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like this idea, since it implies the existence of Earth's anus.
@lisao7600
@lisao7600 3 жыл бұрын
@@cymes82 like I saw in a another comment...volcanoes. 😂
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 жыл бұрын
I'd believe it The Earth eats many things
@muminmiya1851
@muminmiya1851 3 жыл бұрын
This guy makes money by recreating the most ridiculous and possibly accurate and unanswered depiction of history Simply genius
@litekqg2781
@litekqg2781 3 жыл бұрын
I like how ryan implies that phones were invented before earthquakes were noticed
@LimeMan17
@LimeMan17 Жыл бұрын
2:46 We’ll di- we’ll perish. I love how he says that 😂
@TheUnitedNations.
@TheUnitedNations. 3 жыл бұрын
Making sentences funnier by adding “I decided” to the end is super easy, barely an inconvenience I decided
@JamesLacroixx
@JamesLacroixx 3 жыл бұрын
Deciding things is tight.
@daleprice1490
@daleprice1490 3 жыл бұрын
The earth in this video be like: *"I just want to shake, I decided."*
@ThreadBomb
@ThreadBomb 3 жыл бұрын
Also "Feed me"
@richtankone
@richtankone 3 жыл бұрын
The people stories part is so true! It’s literally either “yea I was doing such and such and then….” Or “no I actually slept right though it”.
@thegoosegod
@thegoosegod 3 жыл бұрын
This genius could make "The first person to write a dictionary" and find a way to make it hilarious. He deserves 71.1 Million subscribers, rather that 1.17 Million which is what he currently has
@bookbad2356
@bookbad2356 3 жыл бұрын
This whole skit was the setup for a “your mom” joke
@alnado0423
@alnado0423 3 жыл бұрын
“ Well maybe I should stand under the shelf that I keep the knifes on so I can catch them if they fall” omg how does he come up with this stuff😂
@Rapscallion2009
@Rapscallion2009 3 жыл бұрын
If the planet ever shakes, the first thing I'm grabbing is my prized nitroglycerine collection. Don't want that getting damaged.
@P4rz1va1
@P4rz1va1 3 жыл бұрын
You make a very good point, I'll grab my grenade collection and join you. I'll hang onto the pins though because I don't want those to move around too much.
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 3 жыл бұрын
It only gets damaged once. But... VERY damaged.
@a2falcone
@a2falcone 3 жыл бұрын
That's not a terrible idea. It's less likely to explode if you hold it TIGHT.
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 3 жыл бұрын
Antique nitroglycerine is ... rapidly expansive!
@ajwinberg
@ajwinberg 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I would ever laugh so hard about earthquakes. Ryan's sketches are just hilarious.
@1243levitora
@1243levitora Жыл бұрын
Legends say every earthquake is still his phone
@belalabusultan5911
@belalabusultan5911 3 жыл бұрын
- man, that was a scary earthquake. - were you scared? - lol, no, the earth was trembling with fear.
@praetorprime
@praetorprime 3 жыл бұрын
Producer guy: "So, you have a movie for me?" Earth: *moves*
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 3 жыл бұрын
HAH
@fidtgs6032
@fidtgs6032 3 жыл бұрын
"why are you under a table?" "this is the safest place I decided"
@Evgoblin
@Evgoblin 3 жыл бұрын
I love the "I decided" line.
@Ello90909
@Ello90909 3 жыл бұрын
0:20 I love the fact that the Ryan Georges baby picture just smashes.
@NoobMaster-lq9yb
@NoobMaster-lq9yb 2 жыл бұрын
man that picture was horrifying thanks god earthquake destroyed it
@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60
@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60 3 жыл бұрын
"Why am i shaking?" "No no no that's the GROUND shaking" "Why is the ground shaking?"
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 3 жыл бұрын
that cracked me up lmao
@mattearenzi8972
@mattearenzi8972 3 жыл бұрын
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII
@turinturambar8425
@turinturambar8425 3 жыл бұрын
The first guy to try martial arts. The master should have a commanding white beard.
@turinturambar8425
@turinturambar8425 3 жыл бұрын
@Ispira Guess that means you're in charge
@EmilyBaangTanag
@EmilyBaangTanag 11 ай бұрын
Kahanga-hangang video! Napaka tumpak! Pagbati mula sa Pilipinas!
@Daniiijaniii
@Daniiijaniii 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan : "Earth shaking" Earth: "woopss...... Woopsie"
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that the Ryanverse has all the same technology we do in the modern day yet somehow everything is still happening for the first time
@a123qwertz567
@a123qwertz567 3 жыл бұрын
Man tbh, you make by far the best ad sections around. I always look them through XD
@celerysoup2002
@celerysoup2002 3 жыл бұрын
“Does the earth have a tummy? ”I didn’t know if the earth ate food” “Ofc it did how do you think it got this big” I- My whole life was a lie
@pHD77
@pHD77 3 жыл бұрын
And that's how a movement akin to flat earth movement got started.... 😬
@corv2731
@corv2731 3 жыл бұрын
As a Californian who experienced a routine sized earthquake just two days ago, I approve of this video (and the post-earthquake "did-you-feel-it-too's" are 100% a thing EVERY TIME haha!)
@picturebreakdown
@picturebreakdown 3 жыл бұрын
I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement
@teabird7262
@teabird7262 3 жыл бұрын
first edit: well shit
@PHARAOH0001
@PHARAOH0001 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@LockhartDan
@LockhartDan 3 жыл бұрын
Picture breakdown, ur Bad Batch and Loki Breakdowns are really well done, keep it up 👍🏻
@burritogaming918
@burritogaming918 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@njay4399
@njay4399 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to personally award you the reward for saying this every damn video for likes
@dang9668
@dang9668 3 жыл бұрын
Grew up in SoCal. Went through several quakes and tremors. Most of them are small and you’ll notice the paintings, pictures or mirrors swaying from side to side. It’s pretty gnarly to walk upstairs and notice that.
@Nice-ph1qu
@Nice-ph1qu 3 жыл бұрын
While making a skit this guy is also educating us that how can we stay safe from earthquake. Never seen such a brilliant guy.
@buckeyeguy458
@buckeyeguy458 3 жыл бұрын
“The first guy to ever watch a pitch meeting”
@porky8278
@porky8278 3 жыл бұрын
We approaching meta levels that shouldnt even be possible
@notsure1920
@notsure1920 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that us the first guys to watch the first guy to ever watch a pitch meeting?
@expendableindigo9639
@expendableindigo9639 3 жыл бұрын
The first guy to ever upload a youtube video.
@Ayanami3rd
@Ayanami3rd 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think we should mess with fictional reality bending.
@golcy2042
@golcy2042 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t know why but that “We’ll di... We’ll perish” had me rolling
@TheDogn
@TheDogn 3 жыл бұрын
Me too XD I think its because he went from the obvious thing to the explicit thing. Like huh he asked thus question he probably needs it spelled out
@chikin52
@chikin52 3 жыл бұрын
there are few actors who play their character so well they can never be replaced: Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man Ryan Reynold as deadpool Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn and now... Ryan George as the Adstronaut
@amykelly23
@amykelly23 4 күн бұрын
Yep. I agree with everything you said!
@gooquestione
@gooquestione 3 жыл бұрын
This is a ground breaking discovery in the ryan george verse.
@duolightningproductionstud1435
@duolightningproductionstud1435 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry it’s just the people who pioneered cinema turning in their graves as established in the Predator Pitch Meeting
@johngr1747
@johngr1747 3 жыл бұрын
Whoah! I'm a PM addict but I've missed that!
@odariel4292
@odariel4292 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@judeevans8010
@judeevans8010 3 жыл бұрын
He is never going to run out of ideas this is why always come back to his channel
@robbymounce5764
@robbymounce5764 Жыл бұрын
You’re getting into BIBLICAL TIMES with this one…………. Lol ❤
@ettorecorticelli9440
@ettorecorticelli9440 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's mom immediately called to check if he was alright after the earthquake
@DezG
@DezG 3 жыл бұрын
Does Ryan mom look like Ryan too ?
@ettorecorticelli9440
@ettorecorticelli9440 3 жыл бұрын
@@DezG probably. Bigger mustache though, I would imagine
@saquongoatpettistime3608
@saquongoatpettistime3608 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe we should go under a table" "Yeah, that might help us think let's go." Priceless.
@gabrielb2598
@gabrielb2598 3 жыл бұрын
“You think the earth is calling you?” Hey, the earth is calling, they want their fossil fuels back.
@yovalo3382
@yovalo3382 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually true
@HelloThere-15
@HelloThere-15 3 жыл бұрын
The earth wants his fossil fuels back he decided!
@PrinceOfThieves666
@PrinceOfThieves666 3 жыл бұрын
This was the first Ryan George I ever watched. In the last 5 months I've become hooked for life.
@kingninja8957
@kingninja8957 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan: The earth has a stomach The core: He’s not wrong
@sup4818
@sup4818 3 жыл бұрын
It is true, even inthe ryanverse, that if mom calls, the whole earth starts shaking
@jafortaier9301
@jafortaier9301 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's mom is so big that when she calls his phone creates earthquakes.
@kermit00000
@kermit00000 3 жыл бұрын
Great joke
@aethon0563
@aethon0563 3 жыл бұрын
Got em.
@todd5640
@todd5640 3 жыл бұрын
the part i am wondering about is does she have same face as rayn or same face as women from first divorce video
@salmonellq2981
@salmonellq2981 3 жыл бұрын
like so brody can see
@mister_lad
@mister_lad 3 жыл бұрын
@@todd5640 don't forget the Jasmine actress
@clipped8007
@clipped8007 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never get bored of these sketches, they're so good.
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