The Ultimate Animal Sketch Compilation

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00:00 If Cats Had Podcasts
03:04 The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
06:24 How Animals Got Their Names
09:45 Two Guys Who Are Not Cats
10:30 First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
13:12 Cats That Don’t Like Being Picked Up
13:41 How Meats Got Their Names
16:12 Dolphins Are Crazy Smart!
16:34 The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
19:32 If Cats Were Able To Talk
21:29 If People Ate Snacks The Way Dogs Do
22:18 The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
25:17 The Guys Who Designed Teddy Bears
27:32 The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
30:10 When Nature Nature Docs Play With Your Emotions
31:15 How Animal Sounds Were Decided
34:52 When The Comment Section Sees A Dog Or A Baby
36:52 The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
39:04 When People Assume Stuff About Your Dog
41:16 When Your Pet Stares At Nothing
42:43 The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
46:01 When Dogs See A Christmas Tree
48:46 The First Guy To Ever Play Duck Duck Goose
51:42 The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
55:38 If Dogs Had Podcasts

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@pezzable]

no

[@damianmcclay9944]

I know exactly what I'm doing for the next hour, 100%

[@kelsworth21]

I think we need a compilation of creepy Pervy guy if that’s not already in the world by far my favorite character in your long list of characters on your channel

[@unrealpotato2230]

Did you have to make it look like a scam?

[@alabamaman1372]

I speak Siamese.

[@valkriedc8372]

Did I already watch each individual skits 5 times ? Yes. Will I still rewatch all of them ? Yes.

[@Fun_Facts_For_Fun]

Hello

[@kingsridge]

100%

[@AshZucchini8168]

Im hoping itll have a bonus skit like walking ted

[@4ghost26]

will i watch this 5 times afterwards? Also yes.

[@sayuas4293]

He has a playlist on his channel called The Stuff which has all his videos ever made

[@wadeb5042]

Just realized that the weird pervy guy from the naming meetings is the same guy who discovered milk. Edit: He also helped design public restrooms.

[@jamesmorris620]

He also has the same face as everyone else

[@BBoy4040]

Weird Pervy Guy being the guy who discovered milk is such perfect writing

[@shourya65.2]

​@@BBoy4040 100%. People don't realise

[@dukeslytalker1192]

He needs to make a ryanverse timeline video

[@MKDumas1981]

He was in the running for the host of Pitch Meeting. I believe his name is George Rayon.

[@peterzerfass4609]

"What does the Fox say?" "We're not doing that one." ...gets me every time.

[@alihamad6741]

..Every time!

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok...

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@alihamad6741ok...

[@BenDank]

Oh, watching a nearly hour-long compilation of videos I've seen before at least once is *TIGHT!*

[@BenDank]

People don't realize. 100%

[@TK-657]

@@BenDank 100%

[@ilpoomatili9549]

​@@BenDank100%

[@michaelsimms7396]

Gana put it on replay

[@TK-657]

@@ilpoomatili9549100%

[@HersheyHemi1]

There NEEDS to be a "Weird Pervy Guy" Sketch Compilation!

[@billyhanlon7821]

Oh really

[@greywolf7577]

You'd have to show the entire sketch, not just the parts the Weird Pervy Guy is in, since you often need the entire sketch to understand the Weird Pervy Guy's joke some times. And they would pretty much all be the naming department ones.

[@HersheyHemi1]

@@pkmntrainermark8881Ok I fixed it thanks!

[@Ameliabones687]

I don't like the energy this guy brings to these meetings

[@heybro6105]

​@Ameliabones687 of course you don't. Let me guess, you use pronouns in your bio?

[@Resh1477]

Now I use, "people don't realize," and, "100%," way too much. Best episode ever. People don't realize. 100%.

[@duduvec5971]

100%

[@kumaonrain7955]

Better than 'Butt hole' way too much.

[@lawrencechesneau]

​@@duduvec5971People don't realize.

[@Mystipaoniz]

@@lawrencechesneau 100%

[@LincolnG-ut4wi]

100%

[@Quackerbricks]

“A bear with a rusted machete lurks nearby”

[@CalixtoErico]

Hahahh 😂 gold

[@dickottel]

Ryan's daughter soon: eughhh wooo üehh baaa oyayaya obaba ey eyo Ryan: I wish she just meowed...

[@kpyhj]

HE HAS A BABY????

[@zofiaziokowska2293]

He announced he's going to be a dad soon. A daughter

[@scionofdorn9101]

Let’s be honest, we all know that baby is gonna have a beard, mismatched teeth, and be pure nightmare fuel. Which is exactly why he’s going to be a father.

[@MKDumas1981]

Message from the future: his daughter was born recently. His wife reported that the labor was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@aaronmyrie]

100%

[@erikarussell1142]

Lmao the bear without hair. “………smash.”.

[@NopeNaw]

"Oh, I'm accidentally pretty good at this!" Is still one of my favourite bits... favourite corpse bits...

[@matthartley276]

Lol I still die laughing at the "I texted her 'titty?' she'll know what it means" to his ex in the drunk sketch

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@kibukun]

"You litterally are an SoB!" "IRRELEVANT!!!!"

[@mistavillain6078]

Well #highpitchvoice

[@ujaanbanerjee-22]

"There was a frog in my backyard last night and it just screamed" Gets me everytime 😂

[@gen-z-606]

in which sketch exactly

[@Shoriken]

​@@gen-z-606 the one where they name animal noises 33:34

[@sister_moon]

I still can't stop imagining a frog screaming...

[@the-pomelo-effect]

ryan george is the only person who could make talking to himself in cat ears funny

[@stevenclark1662]

100 percent. People don't realize.

[@MKDumas1981]

Talking to himself in general.

[@corgi42069]

Starting to think that the weird pervert guy is actually secretly the CEO and that's how he gets into EVERY department meeting

[@carmelle4ever]

So basically every episode he’s in a just an episode of Undercover Boss lol

[@65daysofretreat]

People don't realize.

[@ImpDraPalMod]

100 %

[@oskarhenriksen]

George-spiracy!

[@aronthedev3074]

Well he does have the money to hire a personal harpist.

[@Jurassiccanonking]

My freind asked why I was watching a guy talking to himself and I said “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.”

[@TheRaker1000]

50:18 "They're not a part of the waterfowl family." "OK, well I don't know their last names."

[@wamrainc176]

A cat podcast would make my day a 100%, people don’t realize.

[@Mama_Bear524]

They don’t realize

[@valolafson6035]

They just don't realize

[@kzman1173]

100%

[@amandapanda5087]

Oh, 100%

[@77_Burnt_ears]

People don’t realize

[@thattransmuffin]

I love seeing all the ways he shows what a dog is, from him in an outfit, literally just a mask, and an actual dog.

[@granttucker8451]

I love “ if cats could talk” so much, I laugh so much every time I see it. Champagne comedy right there

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

11:06 Ryan pretending to play harp is the funniest thing ever

[@rhodryaddis9477]

Watching an hour long compilation is super easy, barely and inconvenience

[@10base-teaparty97]

People don't realize.

[@rhodryaddis9477]

@@10base-teaparty97 100%

[@sethgaston845]

Oh, really?

[@dfgdfg_]

Wow wow wow wow... wow.

[@Gatorboy5678]

@@rhodryaddis9477 100%. People don’t realize.

[@dgirl786]

Ryan's voice is so soothing. I could totally fall asleep to these compilations, while being intermittently startled back awake by the A(d)stronauts. 🤣

[@T1Man11]

Pretty much my bedtime routine tbh.

[@dgirl786]

​@@T1Man11We have good taste, I decided.

[@dickottel]

asmr please Mr. Ryan Randomyoutuber

[@sethgaston845]

Sleeping through the a(d)stronaut for me is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@richardenglish2195]

Dogs in the Ryanverse are terrifying.

[@77_Burnt_ears]

THE AGE OF MAN REACHES ITS END

[@wstine79]

The Ryan George Animal Kingdom is wild.

[@lloydmckay3241]

Love that Harpist. Such flair.

[@aaronmyrie]

Coolest harpist I've ever seen

[@BravoSquid]

Quick story i wanted to share: my 11-year-old was watching cartoons and called me over to tell me she thought "the guy who does skits with himself" voiced a character in the show she was watching cause of how he said "Well, well, well, well" and other stuff. Sure enough, I googled it and Ryan does voice the character on Oddballs!

[@chiberjuberdourado2487]

She has a good ear! 😊

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I cannot explain it, but the way Ryan calls the elephant “this big ol’ bastard” makes me really happy.

[@MKDumas1981]

Since elephants don't get married, they are big ol' bastards.

[@awesomeperson531]

Cats being able to talk is the first vid I watched on this channel and I have been hooked ever since

[@billconrad7366]

This is the only place the only channel the only person where I can watch a compilation where they do not cut out the ads and I'm perfectly fine with it because the ads are fantastic adstranaught is great. Ryan please keep it up this s*** is so funny

[@Nojnoj]

I mean it was one ad

[@TheRealKevLarDaDon]

22:04 *Ryan George has legs confirmed*

[@yazajag]

It's true 😂😂😂

[@BULLTRONHERO]

**ALSO #2: The plumber/dog section is actually quite on point. I’ve been a service plumber for about 6 years now and the experience with dogs and cats is one of my favorite parts of the job. I did grow up with animals around, and my mom taught me how to interact with them. But more and more over time, you learn particular behaviors that put strange dogs and cats at ease (in particular, crouching down with your hand outstretched and palm up, gentle verbal encouragement, no excessive direct eye contact until they’ve decided you’re a good friend). But sometimes, there is the sad case of an abused shelter animal that has a much higher “Friend Threshold” so you just have to leave them alone.

[@JustAKid.]

I like how in the "if cat can talk skits" his nipples get longer when he say people loved them

[@giuseppeparry1365]

"A dog goes bow-wow" "Oh bowwowwow...wow"

[@HisVirusness]

Compiling a compilation is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@phoenixgirl70]

Thank you Ryan for always making me laugh! How you walk the “tight” line between wholesome and light blue material is so much fun to watch. The Ryanverse is truly the best. You’re extremely talented and just keep getting better!

[@ujaanbanerjee-22]

Bear with a rusted machete 😂

[@jadonnelson1616]

Names the fox: A minute later: "let's at least keep this PG."

[@couchkids8564]

"Oh no I pissed my pants again." LOL

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

7:14 Got a laugh out of me 😂

[@Jaydenthecyberman]

Some of my faveroute sketches, keep up the good work mate ❤

[@logandh2]

I like this guy, he’s a good guy

[@jeffhidalgo6037]

Compilations are tight!

[@littlesth0b0]

Honestly, hate commenting about ads with all this creativity going on but Ryan is the only creator who I enjoy the ads as much as the sketches \m/, tremendous

[@Ladykyra101]

Didn't even realize I needed this. 100 Percent. 😂

[@aaronmyrie]

People don't realize

[@marciano5368]

Cats with people mouths always freaks me out 😂🤣

[@stevenclark1662]

100%

[@thesuperfan2457]

I could do homework, but there's some Ryan George sketches that I've gotta rewatch...

[@308AlYsSa0034]

Thanks!

[@Glitterkrieger]

The fact that we have 1 hour worth of animal sketches on this channel is an achievement on itself!

[@swagsloth4037]

It’s impressive how he got the Lion to dance like that (keep up the amazing work)

[@ethanhomework7996]

Im on the “first guy to own a cat” and so far I love it Edit: wow this is a lot of likes (at least for me) Edit 2: Jeez thank you

[@TRizzy1982]

Love these videos!

[@user-ph8on1zk6b]

Dear Ryan, Thank you very much for your videos. Your sense of humour brings joy into my otherwise bleak and generally hapless existence. Keep up the good work, my good man! With best regards, from Russia.

[@eternitymatters8767]

I probably missed something, but why didn't the parrot say, "Hi there, hello!"?

[@DefileOdds]

Pawdcast, was right there bro. (Sees banner in background) Well done old chap, well done.

[@VicodinGH]

This is the long form content I signed up for!

[@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay]

I love how the almost an hr long video started with what if cats had podcasts and ends with what if dogs had podcasts

[@leahl5007]

This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!

[@killerqueen721]

My mother has two cats. If someone gets loud it goes like this. Dexter: huh wha?! Oh he's getting loud again. Man I'm getting to old for this sh*t. *Gose to sleep* Baby: *gets war flashbacks* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *War flashbacks intensify* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@tjumm130]

Great video 10/10 seen it 500 times now

[@rorybrendonbarker1893]

Ryan George just cheers me up. Any time, any day ❤😊

[@queenfree85]

The fact i IMMEDIATELY started doing the motion as soon as the "guest cat" mentioned making biscuits 😂😂😂😂

[@kyliecunnington7711]

41:52 my sister dog would stare at the wall. Then start growing. I'm so glad he dosen't do it anymore.

[@dfgdfg_]

How big did he grow to?!

[@kyliecunnington7711]

@@dfgdfg_ oh God this took me a minute, ok this is low key hilarious so I'll put the edit here. I ment to say growling

[@dfgdfg_]

@@kyliecunnington7711 I made an awful dad joke. Thanks for being a good sport about it 😁

[@kyliecunnington7711]

@dfgdfg_ actually I don't think it was an awful joke at all, I found it pretty funny

[@TheRealKevLarDaDon]

You’re so amazing at what you do dude 🤣

[@EarthMurph]

Did you say do dude?

[@magusmelanie828]

Dayum that harpist got moves

[@Emeka111]

Jesus Christ, that milking scene was hilarious lol

[@antonnurwald5700]

To me, Barry commenting that Todd is a lot taller than he thought he was is the funniest part of this compilation. That and the moaning cat.

[@RobertSmith-bs4hl]

You know you're good when you can rehash old videos and a compilation and it still gets all these views

[@matthewcs490]

45:27 He May not be a real police officer, but he was certainly in charge. He had a much more commanding mustache.

[@FiyaEmblem93]

"What about this little guy that looks like he has no worries for the rest of his days?" 😂😂😂

[@panem-et-circenses]

The ALL-TIME best compilation I've ever been lucky enough to see, thx to u & ur comedy genius! So entertaining for yrs of my life haha thx very much. I just say I love ur commitment to the truth, I believe most ppl fear😂

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

Checking the comments before commenting and realising everyone has already said what you planned to say is TIGHT!

[@Mama_Bear524]

Omg these are great even though I’ve seen them before. Thanks for doing this Ryan

[@venommqondisi8392]

People don't realize how many times I am going to watch this... 100 % , people don't realize 100%

[@SomethingCool51]

7:36 someone call HR, I think that guy is bigcatted

[@lenin17301560]

Do you know how good is this channel? People don't realize.

[@Alexanderiii]

100%.

[@keriwhitenack5021]

People don't realize.

[@singleasasin]

Just started watching, and, this is a really funny stuff ! ... 😊👍

[@MrAlienated]

respect to the first guy to own a cat and dog videos being out of order

[@charlescannon2469]

Creepy Guy: Peafowl! Director: Oh good, I was worried you'd make it Creepy Guy: We'll call the girls Peahens and the.... Director: Ooook, we're done.

[@MCDexpo]

17:22 In fact you could say it's gonna be... *Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience*

[@willowdunn3461]

I love all your skits! You’re too funny

[@SilentSpeak]

Watching Ryan skits makes my side hurt from laughing. Watching an hour long compilation might actually be fatal for my health 😂

[@chuckyra3240]

30:09 i laughed so hard about the documentary! nicely done, Ryan. or George.

[@edenanimates1465]

The first guys to invent languages “How about we all split up and make sounds in different parts of the globe” “I decided that remember in my new language is pomni” “That sounds like a jester”

[@hamchurger4566]

I never really understand these comments because like what comes after that? Also you can do a pun with "bum knee" with pomni or something but like i cant imagine the sketch beyond that

[@LydiAtheistLady]

Best compilation on the interwebs!!!

[@davidboesen4400]

Oh wow, going back and realizing weird pervert guy discovered milk is tight

[@brandonnewby1288]

I feel like the bird should have said.Hi there hello... 😂😂

[@kevhead1525]

Ah. Mr. Marbles again. 😂

[@Mickwithanumber]

Hi Ryan, or Mr George if you prefer .i just wanted to thank you. Your little skits are funny, endearing, entertaining, and many other descriptive words. You definitely do the true canadian thing of "lets do our best to not be mean at all" which is heart warming. Sometimes when i spend time on the internet, the activity it self exacerbates my depression, whether its actual news or anything else. What you do is, well, holy, down to the deepest origination of the word (ie not a religious thing) just wanted to thank you once again for shining a little light in the dark world we live in. P.s. if i some how go back in time to a previous version of myself, im gunna publish your jokes before you. Beware of impossible time travel.

[@DVCMiller]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME... favorite line

[@jeremiahfowler2570]

Anyone gonna talk about how at 21:15 his shirt tightens like his “ Pinocchio nipples” grew after he said he gets complements in them

[@graduator14]

Hi Ryan please do a video on the first person to talk! I wouldn't know what to say!

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

What a lovely hour this is going to be. 😄👍

[@joebeisler5747]

The world needs more weird pervy guy

[@oskarhenriksen]

First day on the Internet? 😛

[@user-mv2nw5eu3u]

The animal suits thou

[@alexhrycaj8429]

People don’t realize compilation overlap is tight. 100%

[@beauhancock4922]

The real CATS the musical!

[@VTPPGLVR]

Head canon: the “Cat Learning To Talk” skit was inspired by Ryan George’s vocal warmups

[@chris1991]

"Let's call it a shot mom!" LOL cracks me up everytime

[@rsauchuck]

The dolphin sketch was amazing.