When Feminists and Deadbeat Boyfriends Actually Agree

[@RyanLongcomedy]

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[@markthompson9914]

JP Sears was right, you’re well worth the subb mate 😂✌️🇬🇧

[@kamranrowshandel6395]

sorry, "Awareness of Sibling Debate vs. Written Language (written legislative-judicial records)" was a purely anti-religious comment of mine which implied that religions were great in theory, but I implicitly asked whether religions actually resulted in the victory of Written Language (written legislative-judicial records) against Sibling Debate. Yes, I'm proposing to be a better gold digger than the ones who will arrive in spaceships to hunt Lexie Liu. This wasn't a funny comment, but I said spaceship and it's kind of G-rated

[@fireoflife]

So glad you guys did another "We actually agree" . Such a great premise! You should make this a regular series.

[@NUM3R1S]

I finally got your merch! Love it.😁

[@secondchance6603]

God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with everything you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history...

[@FieryWalrus]

"I could've taken two guys" "And I'd just watch" best line of the video

[@styxrakash4639]

so subtle, so gold

[@hansolobutimdead]

So powerful of Ryan to support the message of diversity and adversity. A man can portray a woman too!!

[@Giovanni-kr4dk]

Correction. He identified as a woman during the production of this sketch, so it was a woman acting as a woman. Don't be transphobic.

[@elinope4745]

That's her comically performative non-gender conformity. She was actually a real woman* right there. Very brave and empowered.

[@hansolobutimdead]

@@Giovanni-kr4dk I have reflected and want to apologize for my comment. I love and respect the transgender community, and I am deeply sorry to anyone I offended. My past comment does not reflect my views or who I am today.

[@OrcBro]

@@Giovanni-kr4dk 🤣

[@Giovanni-kr4dk]

@@hansolobutimdead Good first step. Still getting fired though! We merciful ones protecting the vulnerable, have no mercy with hate (please ignore any rational disonance).

[@slimmingsidney3419]

This is exactly how I imagine every male feminist.

[@IkeVictor]

Lol

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

I'm not a male feminist but I say leave feminists alone and let them fight their own battles as well. The funny thing is, when feminists get their way, they still whine about it.

[@berwynsigns4115]

male feminists: yeah free the nipple because... women's freedom... or something...

[@badcad641]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 I need help man... I'm seriously considering sending this to my ex-wife. Somebody's got to stop me

[@MrDUneven]

Nah, considering how many male feminists have turned out to be rapists or at least been accused of sexual harassment, male feminists it just another way of saying rapist. Reset the clock and all.

[@corenlavolpe6143]

"You can get hit by a car better than a man." She's probably the one driving, actually.

[@cajunstrat]

...and wasn't using her blinker.

[@markmurex6559]

RACIST!

[@felixfelixfelix11]

Just a note; A can can hit both genders at the same time equally. The idea is that the man will be hit by water from puddles when cars pass by.

[@SnowMonkeyCantSing]

Young men are actually the worst drivers. Ask your car insurance agent why they pay the highest premiums.

[@markmurex6559]

@@SnowMonkeyCantSing Technically, this is true. After that phase, they do get better quickly. Females however, tend to stay at the same driving level their whole lives.

[@8nicopink868]

He's lucky she's an actually consistent feminist. Other women who say the SAME shit would get PISSED at him not doing anything for them.

[@quitlife9279]

Honestly anyone acting with such principle in life is amazing lol.

[@BrettonFerguson]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you're a deadbeat boyfriend.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Seriously though I knew a chick like this once. One day we were walking and she had on a backpack and carrying two dufflebags. I wasn't carrying shit. We were walking a couple miles through town. I offered to carry one of her bags. She said no. Later that night when I was away she went on a rant to my girlfriend about how I was a misogynist because "He doesn't think a woman can carry bags or open a door". My girlfriend replied "Actually he holds the door for everyone, guys too, and he offers to help guys carry shit and other things too."

[@Mag_ladroth]

@@BrettonFerguson In elementary school we got into a contest on who the hold the door for everyone else first.

[@nolaughingmatter]

well... next time you're looking for a soulmate, look no further than a CONSISTENT feminist... look at how happy Brad is

[@jj_grabes]

I got introduced to you guys with your Woke VS. Racist sketch, so this already is an amazing video in my opinion.

[@cajunstrat]

Don't try drinking fluids while watching these....will not end well. ;). It's impossible to have a favorite. They are all brilliant, but one that comes to mind is the one about how ad agencies advertise.

[@liliarosales1961]

Yes!

[@harleyforme1238]

Same 😂

[@froniccruxis1049]

could easily merge this video and that video. Woke Feminists and racist deadbeat boyfriends agreeing on things

[@TheHorseshoePartyUK]

I don't like all of his stuff and also think he's 100% wrongheaded occasionally, but Wokes VS Racist was the most spectacular example of Horseshoe Theory I've ever seen anyone else come up with. This is also a goodun. I'm approximately Centre-Left and even we are sick of the chronically backfiring, TRIGGERED, virtue-signalling, Social Justice Warrior Snowflakes and the even worse corner of them... Tankies. We've a few wronguns in Britain, but the USA is just so much more extreme than here in both good and bad ways, and also every political direction at once. People find it hard to believe me when I tell them anti-racist Jewish professor Brett Weinstein faced accusations of racism from the Deranged Ultra-Left with no basis in facts, and that he and his wife were terrorised out of Evergreen State by a mentally bereft student mob. A more fun one to share is Trevor Noah and Ronny Chieng talking about the USC Professor being suspended for speaking Chinese in a class about Chinese. Yet Noah is another who is hero worshipped because he's correct sometimes and was a proper whopper in how he spoke about Queen Liz lately. Black Supremacists every which way, being racist, acting like they're the true Anti-Racists and anyone who disagrees with them is the real Fascist! Kafka-Trapping Tankie Cucks gaslighting caucasians into being White Guilt Crusaders. They're all as trapped in the past in eerily similar ways. Cult of Racist sexist homophobe Karl Marx vs Cult of Racist Sexist Homophobe Donald Trump. What a time to be alive!

[@DatOneRadDad]

5 years ago Ryan would have needed shave to make this skit work, in 2022. It almost adds to the motif!

[@derp8575]

Moeteef*

[@DatOneRadDad]

@@derp8575 no, Moe Teef, is the name of their cuck!

[@WolfMountford]

Naw, like 8 years ago. Once 2014 hit, all these pink and blue haired, overweight people, with face piercings, identifying as "gender fluid" and "non-binary" started lol!

[@selendile030]

Oh you don’t think a woman can have a beard as good as a man?!?!? 😂

[@mrkiky]

He looks way less ridiculous than many people who are wearing that look for real.

[@agamemnonofmycenae5258]

That signature feminist pissed look made this perfect!

[@Giveme1goodreason]

Now if he could master the “trout mouth” look that the wackos on the extreme left have he’d be set for a sitcom.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Danny's expressions were hilarious as well.

[@NERKISH]

This actually looks like most modern couples...

[@nicoledoubleyou]

The real nerkish!!?! Yoooo

[@rickyricardo3551]

Tbf the chic in this video has less hair than most feminist , so its totally unrealistic unless we see braded and dyed pit hair up top and a entire dead family of beavers worth of hair below

[@mustang607]

And as long as the climate is changing, no kids.

[@xdragoonzero0]

@The13thRonin He did say if she was taking two dudes he'd just watch.

[@emulation2369]

In US

[@laurabeane8862]

Ryan looks like he'd have the most complicated Starbucks order in the place😆

[@thejedsterYT]

Ryan was correct to not even bother shaving for this sketch.

[@naphataliheimann9281]

"You could of taken that guy. I could of taken 2 guys and I would of watched" 😂

[@DaniStenko]

of? really? OF? Of what?

[@muradm7748]

@@DaniStenko imagine quoting something you heard 1 minute ago and failing miserably :D

[@sleepyproduction7166]

The acting is getting way better, I used to be a dead beat boyfriend. I’m doing better now, but having a feminist girlfriend do everything was great. Can’t be the only dude to game the system like that. Like the kid in school who identifies as a rock, doesn’t have to do shit.

[@muslimmetalman]

idk why dudes even complain then

[@jokerpilled2535]

I want to date a OnlyFans chick purely for the money. And maybe divorce rape her once I find a trad wife 👌

[@paulw5039]

@@muslimmetalman There are downsides not mentioned in the vid. Big, deal-breaking downsides.

[@tomgee8211]

Usually involves a concept called “polyamory”

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@paulw5039 this is the same way “gender equality” was advertised

[@xVMouseVx]

feminist: "I want to be treated equally" gets treated equally feminist: "chivalry is dead"

[@80sprincess52]

This is so funny it's true, every deadbeat guy I know has always been compatible with a feminist and every feminist I know always ends up in a serious relationship with a deadbeat. There's someone out there for everyone ❤😂

[@houseofhas9355]

" You can get hit by a car, much better then a man"😂😂👏👏

[@koszuta]

"I coulda taken two guys probably!" "Yah and I would just watch" 😂

[@jakobirobi2359]

0:19 Ryan absolutely NAILS the look. Spot on.

[@Andrea-se9ef]

I love that this video perfectly highlights todays issues between men and women exactly. I used to be a feminist and at the time I thought it was good to be a strong independent woman who didn’t need a man and could do everything myself. By being a strong woman that basically perpetuates and normalizes weak men who do less and less because they know they have a woman who can do it all. Causing women to be even more feminist which causes men to feel even more emasculated. It’s a never ending spiral that gets deeper and worse and tbh it needs to be stopped. We need strong men again and women to let go of toxic feminism

[@Andrea-se9ef]

@@priapulida Yeah it’s definitely a continuing spiral though, because men are also feeding into it and egging it on. Men like Harry Styles and other celebrities that young people look up to. Men AND women could easily stop the perpetual motion that it’s heading. I agree men are being brainwashed and manipulated by these women (and most of the time the women doing it as a result from a man mistreating them and men do it as a result of either being weak or also being mistreated by a woman). It has to stop somewhere, whether it’s a man standing his ground or women humbling themselves. Preferably both at the same time. But the problem is anytime an argument gets hard to deal with, someone shuts down and the problem never gets solved. Or people avoid the argument altogether for the sake of keeping peace, leaving the problem still unsolved.

[@genniebeeXCU]

💯

[@LiddyFreeman]

Totally agree! Men who are powerful, smart or capable or who actually protect or look out for a women are disappearing from Netflix shows and mass media, like is actually BAD to be masculine. And honestly it’s so upsetting to me that men are being shamed for being masculine (in the good ways)! It’s just not hot to be with a guy who doesn’t think he has to do anything to woo you or who wouldn’t do those things that are classy and caring. I actually won’t date a guy anymore who doesn’t have these oldschool traits.

[@user-erick007]

💯💯💯💯 Based

[@LiddyFreeman]

@Russ Ingram Yeah then they can date someone who likes that....There's no right way to be you just have to know what works for you and a guy who isn't naturally like that wouldn't work for ME. For someone else totally.

[@IchNachtLiebe]

Ryan in a wig makes the perfect replica feminist.

[@TheGreySage0]

Wait!That is fake 😉

[@ReadingWithShep]

"the only thing im fighting is the urge to buy another slice with her credit card"

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Finally the sequel to your best sketch is here!

[@kf7721]

They did it again. Good formula.

[@yossarian1633]

They've done funnier sketches, I'd call that their most popular one, it was how I was introduced to Ryan too, initially. It was good don't get me wrong. You wonder how much the yt algorithim has changed now, even since then, but I'm glad that one got recommended to me for sure.

[@MannyDer]

I had to pause it by 15 seconds in to be able to hear once I stopped laughing. When Ryan popped up as every feminist woman I lost it

[@texastea5686]

Lol omg yes!!!

[@zesticide1010]

To be honest I couldn't tell it was Ryan, they/them embrace the role of a feminist so well, I thought they were a sic female feminist.

[@coffeehi]

Everytime it closes up on him I bust a gut!!! 😂😂😂 Or when he mentions property between two men lmfao

[@anneb889]

Have you seen when he’s feminist mom? So funny.

[@jesuschristislord77733]

he didn't even need the wig, then again he probably didn't want to shave his head.

[@daviddedominici1705]

Ryan with his wig on never fails to give me the heebie jeebies. It's horrifying, and there's no getting used to it.

[@off-meta-michael]

I think you mean beautiful and brave

[@nano7368]

Forgot the part about never using condoms. Why should we do that patriarcal thing if you just can abort? More power to you sweetheart.

[@Bred0nSch00lV2]

Just get your corporate employer to pay for the abortion, which is to be celebrated because it's healthcare, uh apparently. 😀

[@LauraR0ckzLolz]

@@Bred0nSch00lV2 I just don't understand people who support abortion. So many young women I went to school with are so ignorant, and they think it's a good thing. I don't know when we started calling it "healthcare" but it's time to stop.

[@jokerpilled2535]

Good thing I don’t pay taxes to fund your abortions 😬

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@Bred0nSch00lV2 tech companies profusely sweating once abortion rate starts cutting into their bottom line 🫥

[@randomduck8679]

It's just like exercising your right to vote

[@ikenosis8160]

I love that Ryan didn't even shave his beard for this bit. Makes it so much better. Like Keanu Reeves not cutting his hair for Matrix 4 or 8 or whatever it was.

[@whyisblue923taken]

It was The Matrix 1. The other Matrix movies don't count now, bigot.

[@FWDSUXARSE]

@@whyisblue923taken Woke Wars series coming soon, Return of the Bigot, The Patriarchy Strikes Back, A New Woke, The Maga Menace, Revenge of the Libs, The Woke Awakens, etc.

[@waynejohnson1786]

Women can grow a beard just as good as a man!

[@timopper5488]

@@waynejohnson1786 Even better!

[@Travisrogers87]

“I could have taken two guys actually” … “yeah and I would just watch” We see what you did there 👀😂😂

[@smartass199614]

Her voice is angelic. She’s only missing a nose ring, colored hair, and gauges.

[@shaanz2.087]

THAT dead beat boyfriend is a goldmine.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaanz2.087]

@The13thRonin feminist is a living night mare. A daily horror torture show😭😭😭

[@MorganJ]

I love how you differentiated this character from Feminist Mom by wearing a different wig. I also love how you take the time to actually understand the talking points and ideas of the characters you're portraying, instead of just working off of stereotypes. Keep up the amazing work! You have excellent acting and writing skills.

[@theperk2007]

Holy fuck Ryan you continue to churn out good content non-stop. Keep at it.

[@cajunstrat]

Thanks....your comment reminded me to click the Like button.

[@YouthSoftballShorts]

It’s a rip off from Andrew Shultz feminists or fuckboys bit.

[@stufoo]

Somewhere, out there, there’s a woman who looks exactly like Ryan in this video who is very outraged right now

[@PantsofVance]

Good to see Cathie Wood living her best life.

[@andremaclean]

haaaaa!

[@happyprogressivepoop1422]

Lmao

[@Madfrog625]

Oh shit!

[@wesleyturner1979]

“I could have taken two guys… And I could just watch”. Lmfao two ways to take that one 😂

[@chriscarlisle6835]

That look of outright hatred for cisgenders on Lillian's face.. so brave, so beautiful

[@vegashawkfan59]

lol "i could have taken two guys" "yeah and I would just watch" That reminds me of a video I was watching on a mano- channel the other day. Good ol Sarah and Dakota...

[@Enbix]

All this progress is making me feel better about the future.

[@EhlistarsWrath]

“When we had our first kid….. she left me! I was shocked!”

[@JohnTurner313]

0:58 “I could have taken two guys, probably” “yeah, and I woulda watched” OMFG 😂

[@Crym123]

"And I would just watch." I see what you did there.

[@basilbaby7678]

Ryan’s stare-downs perfectly matched the lead character’s facial expressions from “A Handmaid’s Tale” promo that played just before this video. Oooh…we got ourselves a bada** here!

[@rayraybowser235]

The scary thing is with just wearing that wig Ryan now has access to every women’s bathroom, locker room anything he wants and you can’t say shit about it! Even with the beard!

[@Fibonaccisghost]

A woke friend invited me to his wedding and I sat with all the couples our age. Every single couple was like this. The guys didn’t have jobs, just sat there in silence while their girlfriends just ran the entire conversation. They’re not interested in men with opinions.

[@MrMangarillo]

Ryan makes a good feminist, the facial expression was on point

[@futurereflections4097]

Constantly ready to fight you over the next word that comes out of your mouth vibes.

[@ec4145]

Angry even when she agrees with you, because how dare you have a good idea she didn't give you.

[@craig1474]

The scrotum too

[@invictusbat7225]

Thanks!

[@CyPsyGuy]

I need a wife like that. I am 40+ and unemployed, and would like to be a house-husband.

[@SeraphsWitness]

You need to get off your butt and be a man. Not a pet.

[@Redmanticore]

women can do anything for you if you are emotionally appreciative and supportive of her. they don't care about the imbalance.

[@Aaron-fb1pq]

Unimpressed face with arms crossed at 1:31 trying to look tough! Ahahbahbahhahaha😅

[@icanhazgoodgame3845]

"I can take on two guys" "I would just watch...."

[@cowel8734]

Lol I love how they use eachother to justify their crappy attitudes and choices. Perfect match made in hell

[@KantiDono]

And even if there are any problems, they both agree that neither of them has to take any responsibly for them.

[@wesleyn4545]

The premise is obvious. How they do it? Brilliant.

[@user-dw1zb3fh5n]

Seems like a pretty great deal for the boyfriend.

[@QueensGTO_Viper]

not shaving = method acting 👍

[@brianquint6126]

Ryan shouting through his teeth angrily with those hilarious glasses fucking killed me.

[@EzekielMessenger]

"I don't even think I have a wallet anymore"

[@MorganJ]

This is so good! I love how you portray your characters as if you actually did research to understand how they think and thoroughly flesh out your plots instead of just going off of a stereotype of how others think a feminist would act.

[@OscarOliu]

Love how Danny's shirt is torn and extremely wrinkled, just no fucks given lol.

[@AndyDrake-FOOKYT]

holy shiz...this was my last relationship...to a tee. i pulled all those tricks...i am that deadbeat guy. this skit isn't even an exaggeration in the slightest...it's just hard to get passed that being annoyed part...and i paid for stuff...but not nearly as much as normal.

[@AndyDrake-FOOKYT]

@The13thRonin why would you think I was proud? Or trying to impress someone? I was complimenting the boys on nailing it perfectly. Do you think feminists deserve to be treated better? Why not take advantage of them? Especially if that's obviously what they want.

[@Newport20]

@@AndyDrake-FOOKYT if they wanna be treated like men, treat em like men

[@mrlagx]

@The13thRonin that original comment sounded like a brag? Wtf Is wrong with you?

[@anatoliagolden-hall4553]

Are you no longer a deadbeat?

[@gsmooth4279]

Chad malewife

[@ariamaddison257]

So glad Linda found the one. See what a new hair colour can achieve. Love truly is a beautiful thing. I wonder how Marcus is doing?

[@Xuhybrid]

Imagine if this was a direct depiction of reality. Oh wait, it is.

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

The stare Ryan does is hilarious 😂

[@timopper5488]

Just full of anger and hate.

[@MakerBees333]

Finally a power couple worth celebrating.

[@modernexistence4206]

2:39 I'm literally wearing similar glasses rn, except mine are like more wrap around and bigger but definitely completely orange. They work great. I use them so I can be on my phone til I go to sleep without fucking up my sleep (melatonin production is blocked by blue light). I also have my phone's night light function on.

[@marvin2678]

i mean at least the feminist does the bad sides of being a man too ...gotta respect that

[@rekkt5980]

It's the couple of H3

[@jacobstamm]

The best part about Ryan’s videos is that the ads are also parody, he just doesn’t realize it

[@NavyBluesandShoes]

Bruuuhh! He don’t miss!!! 😂😂

[@IwanNieuwland]

"I feel safe knowing I don't have to do anything"

[@outphoxed91]

most feminists still expect men to pay on the first date, though lol

[@creeperkingdom3190]

the feminist in the video is what men wish they were like I'm real life

[@Redmanticore]

maybe in usa where they quite dont get it what feminism means

[@hannubal4976]

Danny has become a much stronger comedian in a short time #boysboysboys 💪🏾

[@edgarbm6407]

"She said its all empowering or whatever.... what am I gonna say no?"

[@Betterthenme]

I survived my early twenties by doing exactly this. 5 years of listening to bullshit and didn’t have to work a day

[@danielh3303]

The fact that Ryan made me annoyed and laugh speaks volume to his comedian geniusness

[@HalfOunceToadFace]

Lololol “I don’t think I even have a wallet anymore.”

[@kproytube]

Exposing the bot hypocrisy in the funnies way possible. Ty Ryan Long!

[@davidgo8874]

I can't even look at the Feminist Mom without cracking up.

[@alopeciandays7669]

Spot on and I loved how just putting a wig on Ryan with some glasses really gives I'm an authentic feminist look. Lol, so funny

[@koriclaypool9548]

that is my sister and her husband.

[@bobbob-vw4cc]

2022 year of the deadbeat men, you go kings!

[@BestNewsClips]

My lord this is hilarious and pretty accurate

[@off-meta-michael]

"You can get hit by a car better than a man" hahaha

[@danelson78]

"You can get hit by a car better than a man". Truer worlds have never been spoken. She has to check her TikTok after all.

[@patsteve9346]

You say dead beat boyfriend,I say genius

[@anthonywarwick]

Unironically reality 😐

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Wouldn't an actual feminist demand that the man should do everything even though she could do it better herself?

[@creeperkingdom3190]

yea the feminist in this video is actually q very positive portray. is willing to settle with a man who I'd benift her socioeconomically expects to be treated like a man while taling on the responsibilities that cone with that. doesn't hate men. if this girl was how feminists actually behaved I would have no problem with them

[@allstarreject]

"I could have taken two guys." "And I would have just watched." Nice.

[@Warvvolf]

That's some unnecessarily aggressive eye contact... Lady?

[@szechuon6971]

I both love and hate how accurate this is. 🤣

[@PcCAvioN]

Ryan with the "please don't hurt me" angry eyes

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

the hair, glasses and stubble just killed me

[@lyemonkey533]

"Once you get past the being annoying part" lol

[@fleetcenturion]

1:02 - Walking on the edge of the sidewalk has nothing to do with getting hit by a car. The woman would walk on the inside, usually underneath an awning, while the man walked outside the awning,... where people on the upper floors of the building would casually dump the contents of their chamber pots!

[@thomaskovacs5094]

This is so brave. I'm sitting here in a bathrobe while my wife goes to a job interview. 😔🙏

[@kevinpeterwareham8131]

now this would be something i could get on board with if only it was true and their weren't double standards

[@genniebeeXCU]

I used to be a feminist like this (basically because I was brainwashed by liberals as a child), but this video perfectly sums up how I now look at feminism. Thank you for putting my thoughts into a hilarious video! 😂

[@headecas]

fuck, the absolute bliss on dany's face totally sold this sketch

[@SweetPappyJones]

My neurodivergent pansexual child Zerpatron *LOVES* Ryan Long and Danny and their progressive, forward thinking content!

[@mimimcgee5512]

Lol I love how he’s always yawning/stretching lol