When You're Fat but still Red Pilled

[@RyanLongcomedy]

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[@victorlockett816]

Saw you at creek and cave in Austin TX you were great! I was the guy with the afro that defo does mushrooms lol, sad to see your sub count start to stall out. Street interviews and tiktok those clips!!! Boys Boys Boys

[@senor2930]

1/10 not enough grifting. Not enough courses, merchandise etc shilled in the video. Also, not enough misogyny.

[@user-28573]

Big

[@ChippyPippy]

You were missing the wacky DJ sound board effects that all these podcasts do.

[@nightmanlol]

Damn ryan you look like you gained weight in this video

[@chef5588]

Must have been tough for Ryan to wear that costume while Danny can just coast along on his genetics

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

Damnnnnn, cold-blooded 😂🤣😭

[@loganmeline9233]

Ryan might be coasting on amphetamines.

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

I thought he lost weight in this

[@PepecoHub]

fuck, thought the same but you surely shot your load faster than me, curse you chef5588!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rnnagle]

In a meta sense, it would have been funnier if they didn’t give Danny a fat suit to play this role 😂

[@shrewmastercomics]

Ryan wore a fatsuit. Danny had to wear a corset.

[@vasenkasi4846]

Ryan dropping a like on the comment. Danny crying into a ice cream tub he's in process of eating.

[@nickc7320]

Damn

[@dear_totheheart]

Danny is working out so much and trying so hard (must be in thanks to all the AG1 and meat sponsors), he's looking great - don't put down the Boys!

[@primeaardvark646]

Literally none of these people are either wearing catsuits or corsets. But know who should be….her!!! Quick she gonna faint get her a pork sandwich with extra gravy. ❤❤❤

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

The value of these men is almost as high as their blood pressure

[@Koujujutsu]

You get the f out! 🤣😂🤣😂 Sorry but that was too much. 😭🤣😭

[@Beast-Shrts]

Good one

[@ChrisWillx]

Dear god 😂

[@YakubiteZillions]

👍

[@macewindont9922]

Get these men some early morning sun exposure and uncaffeinated hydration!

[@RyanLongcomedy]

SOMEONE can't handle seeing what real alphas look like ^^^

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

@@macewindont9922cringe Blue pilled virgin 🤮

[@Toxic_0_]

Chris taking notes on what a real high value man looks like

[@timopper5488]

Holy shit! Danny went full “The Machinist” Christian Bale for this role. Six weeks of hardtack and ice cubes must’ve been rough, buddy.

[@-Monad-]

I love so much that Ryan and Danny have fostered a culture of being ruthlessly mean (in good fun). Truly this channel is FOR THE BOYSSSS

[@timopper5488]

@@-Monad- Better to be FOR THE BOYS than FOR THE BOIDS!!

[@eddardgreybeard]

Useless information: They had an EMT on standby because Christian Bale was so emaciated

[@timopper5488]

@@eddardgreybeard I believe it.

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

im amazed how much weight he lost

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

I'm impressed by how sick they genuinely look. Like they're coming down with the cold or just contracted pneumonia 😂

[@RyanLongcomedy]

even the makeup couldnt cover it up

[@RyanJones-ew8vm]

Cocaine

[@RyanJones-ew8vm]

Columbian flu

[@garrettshort7920]

They call it monkeypox

[@theman946]

Shlong covid...

[@szechuon6971]

FitNFresh, Pearl Davis, and Rollo Tomassi summed up in one sketch.

[@TheGuyWhoTries.]

If you guys listen to the full version, it's just mainly them breathing while you hear a bag of chips occasionally rustle around whenever Ryan's trying to find his phone.

[@yossarian1633]

Release the full episode already! Enough of these teaser clips.

[@filipstysiak]

I'm proud that Danny lost that much weight for this skit

[@grantwithers]

he's big boned!

[@planktonofbikinibottom]

I love the way that they pointed out how there's always at least one thirsty Indian dude posting grammatically incorrect creepy stuff in the comments 😆 Ryan, we need a comedy sketch purely based on Suraj!

[@RyanLongcomedy]

indian dudes are the best

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

@@RyanLongcomedy yeah, if you need your WiFi fixed

[@AVKnecht]

@@RyanLongcomedy Show Bobs and Vagene!

[@drab1711]

That was Siraj Hashmi

[@goncaloalmeida7029]

@@RyanLongcomedy "How can she SLAP ?"

[@blondie9422]

I love how they take the absolute piss out of both sides of the political spectrum 😂😂

[@noskalborg723]

Well, the "redpill podcasts" are just pink pilled man sluts. They aren't conservative, and are sonetimes so incel that they aren't even libertarian.

[@senor2930]

This isn't really political spectrum. I am conservative (not American) but I think those podcasts are extremely misogynistic.

[@MansterBear]

@@senor2930yea. I’m on the right and some of them that are genuinely like “look, sleeping with 100 guys and putting ur pu$$ on only fans is going to keep a lot of higher quality men from marrying you” are fine. Especially like the Christian dude who also doesn’t sleep around and doesn’t recommend it for men either. But the ones who think men sleeping with 100 women is not only fine, but it’s the goal are just being hypocrites. Yes, it is somewhat different for a man to sleep around rather than a woman… but it’s definitely a negative for both.

[@Redact63Lluks]

​@@senor2930women's only content is literally only defined by it's serious misandry... Men's content is misogynistic intentionally in order to mock how women think when the roles are reversed. Most will pretend it's a chicken and egg situation. But women are the ones pulling their hair out.

[@zera2314]

@@MansterBear Outside of the body count thing, I'm pretty sure the whole point of this satire is to generally just make fun of all of the comment section males on dating/relationship podcasts who are 'red-pilled', putting women down to feel superior, while they themselves are accomplishing nothing at all with their lives other than high cholesterol and lying about how many women they've slept with despite the fact that they are most likely virgins. Also pretty much just taking the piss out of any Andrew Tate fans.

[@devinpenfold2274]

This is fire. The fat suits are hilarious

[@RyanLongcomedy]

brendan fraser has nothing on us

[@davis4555]

What suits?😂

[@neurocidesakiwi]

Fat suit, singular

[@ryanleblanc7862]

It's amazing how much effort Ryan puts into his skits. The fat suit, the makeup and the character work. Danny just shows up in his Sunday best and joins in on the bit. Lucky he stopped by that day! Made for a great dynamic!

[@drearmouse9510]

"We'll read superchats, ..$50 bucks and over." Ha! Fuckin nailed it. Those podcasts are so fuckin leechy & depraved it's nuts.

[@zachary3367]

So much of it's so insane I dont know how anyone could take those people seriously. People like Kevin Samuel's and goggins feel like they're actually at least trying to help people or were in Kevin's case but pearl, tate and so many others just feel like some sort of mean spirited incel bait, claiming to help men while simultaneously preying on the weakest and most vulnerable among us.

[@drearmouse9510]

@@zachary3367 Yeah.. shit is beyond goofy. Like.. I'd say its all teenagers, but even at that age I had at least some sense of dignity & self respect, but these dudes are just lossst. -_-

[@TheFailedmessiah]

This should be a real show where they do an entire 2 hour podcast in character.

[@timothyjudson9191]

Or they go on one of the podcasts they are making fun of dressed as these characters

[@ShinFahima]

It's basically Fresh & Fit. XD

[@TheFailedmessiah]

@@ShinFahima I don’t know what fresh and fit IS.

[@ShinFahima]

@@TheFailedmessiah This show, basically. But with two Miami-dudes and a room full of hoes.

[@SaltPepperEconomics]

"we are so high value in the rest of our lives that it allows us to not be so high value in this particular area" that's gold

[@mikelisteral7863]

i took their course now im bathing in puussy!

[@Beast-Shrts]

nice one@@mikelisteral7863

[@turkeyman631]

I love just how ill they look lmao

[@DanEMO592]

They make it look like talking hurts 😂

[@CMCAdvanced]

I'd lose my mind if Ryan or Danny went on Fresh and Fit. It would be hysterical for sure

[@UtdG01]

Ryan and Myron needs to make this happen😂😂

[@milkboccle]

@@UtdG01nah they don’t have a sense pf humour at all

[@truthmatters7573]

HR Employee: Corporate asked you to tell the difference between "fresh and fit" and "the big fat red pill" Employee: There is no difference.

[@lordodin5755]

Ez the fresh and fit people are black.

[@wealthyblackman2655]

Ryan making better video content than 95% of all shows on TV!!

[@JoelyRoley]

Danny didn't need the suit.

[@nameunavailable1330]

💀

[@chad8537]

😬

[@solomon835]

Too mean lol

[@TheodoreBotman]

He's wearing a suit?

[@soundsfromthestreet]

What suit?

[@IchNachtLiebe]

They're already spending $250 on their meal. How could she expect them to tack on another $20?

[@TibiaOTarena]

This is the best satire of the high value men red pill I ever seen

[@frankiecal3186]

2 fat alpha male's just keeping it 💯 with these 304's.

[@MikeBarbarossa]

Fo real. These broads north of 28 need to realise, they are not in the most desirable possble catagory 'cheetos belch'

[@Employment613]

y'all ate all the red pills

[@ikejugend]

I love that they have dumbbells on the table 😂

[@yossarian1633]

It's that attention to detail that you can really appreciate.

[@mohammedidrees3890]

You guys killed this sketch!! This was 100% accurate.

[@noskalborg723]

Accurate about the godless, pink pilled pussie chasers that call themselves redpilled while crapping on chivalry.

[@noctisluciscaelum2960]

No simping allowed

[@MuddieRain]

Sketch?

[@rext3404]

​@bhante1345yeah but, you don't gotta stop the podcast to go take a bathroom break! It's right there!

[@jesuschristislord77733]

Bro, this is a documentary.

[@saintjerome3298]

Honestly, they killed it with this sketch. It encompasses almost everything I despise about the redpill podcast community.

[@michaelbravo3866]

thats not redpill.....

[@888ssss]

nobody wants high body count women. not even these fat men.

[@NotYourFriendPal]

Cry harder

[@vibriw9315]

The joke is them being fat and redpilled, which is about taking care of yourself physically, mentally and financially.

[@BiggestRedditor]

Women have been doing the same thing to men for a long time

[@james3744]

I appreciate the commitment to jaundice and sweatiness in their costumes.

[@paxromana1982]

I love how you guys make fun of both sides. Keep em coming!!!

[@candiigurl7893]

This is so painfully accurate 😂

[@unconsciouscreator3012]

All thats missing is a couple of kids running around while they tell her to woman up and support them lol

[@factandsuspicionpodcast2727]

This really should be a regular segment.

[@futurereflections4097]

They could go Eric Andre style with this

[@quezcatol]

I will admit, even though im on the right and "red pilled" that some people on the right forgot to work on themselves AND should ask themselves this: if my daughter or sister was dating a man with my career, would I be happy or not? too much internet for some of them.

[@dcoy8666]

💯 but not even just career - they forget basics like, 'am I pleasant to be in the same room as?'

[@YakubiteZillions]

If you use the phrase ”red pilled” in any context other than the Matrix movies, then you cant critizise anyone for being on the internet too much.

[@schwarzesonne6529]

Come on guys quit fighting remember the Jews are the bad guys

[@ToProsca]

Red pillers are so fucking pathetic, they have to represent the "sigma man" they believe they are and stop being all day critizing strangers.

[@jr5993]

​@@YakubiteZillionsexactly.😂

[@shaezchannel]

You guys nailed everything right down to the woman having a normal reaction to being treated like garbage and them kicking her out. Perfection.

[@haleytruslow7200]

You guys are brilliant. This is spot on

[@jasonthompson5624]

1:00-1:20 hysterical. "You need to wake the fuck up" and "hell no" lol

[@theycallme_nightmaster]

Fat suits are peak comedy, it literally never fails

[@sikukudotke]

Glad you've done this piece. Hopefully we all get to treat each other equally and respectfully, both sexes, none of this glorified toxic narcissistic femininity or masculinity stuff going round.

[@noskalborg723]

Yup. We all need more Jesus in our lives. President Russel M. Nelson said as much in his talk "Peacemakers Needed". The political vitriol won't end conflict or save lives. We can call to repentance without belittling and demeaning those who attack and abuse us.

[@sikukudotke]

@@noskalborg723 well said. I agree.

[@sikukudotke]

@bhante1345 turn off the internet I may, but when confronted by the same in real life, what happens then? Face it with your truth or isolate oneself?

[@go_better]

Extraordinary work, guys! Also, why do I feel attacked right to my core?

[@YakubiteZillions]

Because you are fat

[@treesurgeon2441]

Must be the crunches.

[@grammar_shark]

Because you have no core?

[@robbaholic]

Good on Danny for slimming up for this skit, that’s called commitment.

[@n-dawwg2570]

Wow she thinks she's a 9? Lmao once the camera off she's gonna call Ryan begging to take her back.

[@iamgubbler95]

It's officially bulking season for the boys

[@sirrathersplendid4825]

Yup. Time for Beefcake 4000! BEEFCAKE!!!

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

More of this please this is so between two ferns

[@luksaantono2311]

Ryan and Danny look like they got stung by a bunch of bees

[@SerbAtheist]

Oh, this is beautiful, they got the whole tone of berating women for entertainment down.

[@noskalborg723]

Yup. They perfectly encapsulated the pink pilled copium of the godless pussie chaser misogynists that call themselves redpilled to try to "score".

[@armaantoor6773]

Name me one podcast that does this. All you simps think that talking about female nature and what not is "hating"

[@aprilecotton2060]

I love berating women.

[@ommk9650]

​@@armaantoor6773Looks like you got some sand in your vagina there bud.

[@chameleonedm]

@@armaantoor6773 As someone who actually sleeps with women, I can promise you I have never felt the need to talk about "female nature". It's hilarious watching all the incels out themselves just with words like "simp"

[@JaredGoofball]

Love that Los Angeles is spelt “Lost Angeles” in the description

[@Corrupted-file]

Not sure who the woman was, but she played a hilariously serious role. It’s got to be difficult to not look fake-insulted by ultra-red-pill dudes, even in a skit. Nicely done. 🤘🏼

[@mauropedrosa7317]

Kerryn Feehan, stand up comedian

[@Corrupted-file]

@@mauropedrosa7317 Thank you brother! 🤘🏼

[@mauropedrosa7317]

@@Corrupted-file no problem, brother 🙏

[@illustrious1]

Look up her old roast battle she did at The Stand years ago.

[@Corrupted-file]

@@illustrious1 Just did, she’s a savage! 😆

[@bodyrumuae2914]

"Yeah I bought two seats, because I need two seats." That's better than the real obese people, needing two or three seats and demanding airlines just give them the extra seats they could have sold because they're too lazy to go for a walk after a meal.

[@RonaldKragnes]

As someone who has watched a lot of "red pill" videos, I must say this video is spot on, and hilarious. 👍🏻👍🏻😂

[@noskalborg723]

We need to start calling them "pink pill" since they are godless men who only care about "getting pussy". They need Jesus.

[@LordBattleSmurf]

But the red pill podcast hosts are all in great physical shape. Myron, Zherka, Sneako, Rollo, Michael, ect- this skit really only works on some of their viewers. Actual red pill hosts sh*t on guys for being fat and broke even more than women for being stupid and promiscuous

[@onri_]

name one obese Red pill content creator?

[@RonaldKragnes]

@@onri_ that wasn't what I was referring to.

[@ommk9650]

​@@onri_chill Chad

[@nathanpopp2721]

This is the anti "Hans and Frans" SNL skit no one asked for, but are so glad we got LOL

[@QuichardBitzgerald]

Hah! The fat suits are great. The woman did a good job acting.

[@grammar_shark]

Fat suit. Singular.

[@austingorzlancyk4196]

This should be a weekly podcast

[@moonie9000]

I fucking how how the boys rip both sides of every issue so thoroughly. And this is so accurate.

[@candiigurl7893]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is how a lot of these dudes look behind the computer screen.

[@ferdinanddaratenas3447]

This is the kind of men that women really deserve nowadays

[@Berryations]

These are the only men around these days

[@thomas-5770]

@@Berryations What came first the chicken or the egg.

[@helltaker6865]

​@@BerryationsAmerica is one country dearie

[@JohnSmith-sb2fp]

Do modern women even deserve those men tbh??

[@hydrogenv1]

@@Berryations Just the men raised by single mothers and these are the men you get because that's all you have access to. Western women are trash.

[@darkencypher]

"When youre fat but still red pilled" zOMG they made a video about me!!!!!111

[@theancientsam]

Ryan has the best ideas for skits. If he hired actors and writers he would be dangerous

[@louididdy]

He’s already a force.

[@nadagainagain4987]

Shouldve just call Mersh and Royce.

[@Goz86]

Danny looks like he has 3rd stage jaundice lmao

[@JSainte17]

I just opened YT and before I saw the name I saw the pic and was like, "Holy shit this guy looks just like Danny, if he ate Danny." I was getting ready to find out his name and tag Danny. haha

[@TrouvatkiDePercusion]

"What's your body count?" "What's my.... what...?" "Gotcha bitch!" I love how this skit rips into everybody. It's beautiful to see.

[@TrouvatkiDePercusion]

and on multiple occasions, the actress is just trying to not crack up and break character. This shit is great!

[@loganwolfram4216]

"So are they, like, brothers...?" Amazing 😂

[@ffs6158]

😂 these podcasts are the weirdest most obvious grifts, well done.

[@faustomadebr]

Jokes aside, thats actually what I think about many people on these podcasts: both sides trying to explain human relations when they cant even respect their own privacy.

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

it would've been even better if they had been reading super chats interspersed all throughout the rest of the skit. The whatever podcast does it that way and its GOD AWFUL. About every 10 seconds the automated super chat announcer robot blares out Holy War on Women's insults toward the guests, absolutely destroying the flow of each and every discussion without fail LOL

[@paulofthewoods0787]

They are totally out of her league. She's not even in the same weight class.

[@klikklik7499]

Danny lost some weight, looking good!

[@Muhluri]

0:23 should've said 7. That's the most common one

[@chrishenderson420]

I personally like 12 sidepieces but it's tough sometimes.

[@RyanLongcomedy]

make a good argument

[@fortyMcNuggets]

Best sketch in a while. Well done 10/10 would bang.

[@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw]

Funny thing is women like Lizo act like this in real life and a lot people go with it.

[@YakubiteZillions]

Ive mainly sean critique of lizzo. Havent really seen a lot of people ”going with” her bullshit.

[@HouseOfSneed]

Have you even been around women ? They hype up some the ugliest , fattest abominations like lizzo. So disingenuous

[@jannneumann5766]

Body positivity is only a valid choice for women, it's called equality bigot! ;)

[@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw]

@@YakubiteZillions idk look at the reactions on those podcast that round up a bunch of floozies when they’re told Lizo is fat. They all supported the Chewbacca trans when he said he was a 10 and deserved a high value man. Look up Chewbacca trans and you’ll see

[@jdhenge]

You should do one where 2 dudes are simping and competing for a fat girl and the fat girl thinks shes too good for them. Just like real life

[@dissect123]

Those are some refined gentlemen.

[@RyanLongcomedy]

yes

[@lylechipperson3407]

Oh, don't pick on Kerryn for her bodycount. I mean what do you expect; that poor girl lost her virginity back when Gerald Ford was in office.

[@briceanderson9127]

Good on Danny for going on a diet for this video. AG1 really paying off

[@harryh.1704]

“That’s an observant observation, thank you” 😂😂

[@poiklp5615]

Her acting was actually really good... Its almost like she didnt wanna sleep with them

[@kdc6884]

This is actually 50% of "red pill" guys 😂 the old man, goat tees are spot on

[@unconsciouscreator3012]

I like how they act like red pill guys and the girl power queens at the same time. Flawless!

[@danielhall6477]

Gotta hide the double chins somehow when nobody's masking anymore.

[@mydogeatspuke]

Goat.. tees?? T-shirts with goats on them?

[@TimPortantno]

Such a dramatic, Oscar-worthy physical transformation! I can't even believe they did it so fast, and just for one sketch. I can't believe they grew goatees.

[@funkydanieluk]

Stay hungry, kings.

[@tjacksondolph4026]

That sip of full corn syrup coke had me 🤣🤣

[@BobbyBasketballl]

Roflmao the funny part is that this has happened on tiktok un-ironically

[@theocerigo5475]

Fresh and fit

[@Janzer_]

the amount of youtube channels like this, this is great :D

[@SisypheanRoller]

Ryan so high value even a fatsuit just drops him to an 8/10 ngl

[@potluck712]

This is the ultimate parody 😂

[@SprayNpreyT]

this is too real to be parody

[@ChristianCaliberNetwork]

Krazy title.

[@baileybrian9560]

you can tell a high value man by the designer bags under his eyes 😌

[@mavg4271]

3:27 is a pie shot as well

[@carpediem3991]

The new Flesh and Fat podcast is pretty lit. When you guys bringing on MLD?

[@alig2472]

MLD is a nobody

[@carpediem3991]

@@alig2472 I think you're in the wrong comment section lol

[@manishlimbu1]

They can't handle us High volume men.

[@DoomRulz]

I love that it seems like she's taking you and Danny seriously.

[@JaySuschrist]

It's called acting,my dude. She's a hilarious stand-up comedian, too.

[@DoomRulz]

@@JaySuschrist I'm sure, but she's doing a fantastic job such that I really thought she was legit. I mean, some people are that stupid these days.

[@kdkdkdbdkddn3]

​@@DoomRulzthat's how acting works lil bro

[@sinakaedwards2009]

You two produce some of the funniest shit on the web. Makeup is on point too, great job!!!!

[@erikhermansen3431]

What makeup?

[@WontSeeReplies]

For real. How don’t obese people have to buy two plane tickets? Instead the rest of us are expected to hold their folds?

[@Sarah-gk5yi]

I love that Ryan makes fun of everyone

[@elusivemayfly7534]

We love to see that plus-size Red Pill representation! 🎉

[@jonnyares1]

“Horked out” my new favorite way to describe it

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

In a couple scenes Ryan looked genuinely in pain 😂