S#!t Tradies NEVER Say

With Dave Hughes. Hilarious video filmed on the construction site as part of Tradies National Health Month.

[@mikisaba9336]

No smoko for me I’m having to much fun lol 😂

[@nathanielpillar8012]

*too

[@Colinthediver]

@@nathanielpillar8012 ok grammar police

[@bonzobakermoon]

I'm on smoko,so leave me alone.....

[@905legends]

@@bonzobakermoon I literally just heard that song today and then watched this video, what the fuck is smoko lol. Is it weed??

[@JRealkkk]

Parabellum so it’s like the morning tea/snack time for tradies usually about 10.30am- 11.00am.. maybe a cig, coffee and small nibble

[@marsoc0326]

"It's okay..accidents happen.No one is gunna make you feel bad about it"😂😂😂

[@yFmKaYoS]

"Sorry, I can't accept cash for this job."

[@bazitube390]

worked in construction for a month all i saw was cash lmao

[@ilivekajol]

Said no tradie ever

[@SkinnyCow.]

Now if its more than $10k its a crime to accept cash

[@mickk8519]

Luckily I was pre warned about a neighbour to a job, he asked me if I would do a cash job for him, I apologised and said I put all work through the books, he was a Tax inspector.

[@xiled_odd_fxck]

never cash is king i know im a tradie aha

[@thumpyloudfoot864]

"this foreman's a great bloke" L O L

[@tdagod7687]

Like

[@nitehawk9270]

if he's not an arsehole. he's not doing his job properly.

[@khalmromerob9123]

Dont worry about the excavator, ill hand dig this. That cracked me up 😂😀

[@kyleyp336]

“Gee this foreman’s a good bloke.” I die everytime 🤣🤣🤣

[@AidanHomewood]

"You know what, I'm gonna make sure I don't drip pee in front of my client's toilet."

[@aaronm4562]

“I reckon it’s cool that ya ride a Vespa” XD

[@joelmctaggart3187]

Shit project managers never say to tradies.... “Nah mate, you deserve the extra pay that was coming my way for this one, I didn’t even set foot on this site or wake up before 11am and if anything went wrong there was always gunna be someone else to cop the blame for it despite me being the dude to hold accountable, plus you and the boys actually built this so why should I get all the money for your efforts?” “You’re using your own tools? Nah mate, by policy I should be providing at the very least some funding for what goes into making this so leave your gear at home and I’ll take ya to Bunnings” “My shout!”

[@StubbiesNewZealand]

Nailed it mate.

[@kandimalla]

I kept calm until... "I can't accept cash for this job.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BigVorst]

The automatic/manual part killed me.

[@BensMis-adventures]

Awesome, its almost like Hughesie is actually a tradie in disguise!

[@sentinelakani4042]

"i think its cool that you ride a vespa" hahahahaha

[@tommywm24]

The only reason I voted NO for was so all the sparkies couldn't marry.

[@minksrule2196]

Tommy Nico I'm gay yet I still find that hilarious :D

[@unstoppableExodia]

Fucking plumbers

[@morganwilliamcomedy2836]

Tommy Nico Il tell that to the next sparkey

[@allaboutstupid2228]

You must be a bloody Brickie.

[@DaveWhoa]

quinoa muffin anyone? sugar-free, gluten-free!

[@MayfairPlumbingandGasfitting]

This is bloody hilarious!!!!!

[@movementforlifephysiothera1170]

Good work Hughesy, such an important message to get across to our Tradies.

[@Bradley-in4fh]

"Not a problem I always clean up after myself" 😂😂😂

[@galaxymoto]

A voice for radio. what a productive bloke. hard worker too.

[@shikki111]

"No one has sworn or lost their temper at all" lmao.

[@FlatFeeDjs]

Get Troy Kinne to do this

[@hamishfullerton7309]

"Love getting up before the birds" and ooh" love the sound of a jackhammer in the morning" 👍🤣😊"kinwah muffin anyone "talk about lifestyle ha ha lol😉

[@st3gosaurus]

did u just say kinwah lmfao

[@19783008ful]

I don't!! I was irate with hearing that last week! Building next door since April! 😠😠 ⚠️ Last wk one day was drilling up the concrete out the front!!

[@xiled_odd_fxck]

this is hilarious im 16 and ive been working construction out in san rafael california and this is all very accurate and funny cause im still fairly childish

[@dennisjeffs4239]

Hughesy is a legend and love his new show "Hughesy we have a problem" great laugh!!

[@dennisjeffs4239]

my name have your cocoa and go to bed, school tomorrow!!

[@johnp4827]

Nailed it!!!

[@armedtitanium4390]

‘No smoko for me I’m having too much fun’

[@gregkral4467]

That was lotsa fun, thanks, mate!

[@vincebu6441]

Holy... LMAO!! In the states managers go on smoko.. it's the only time they leave us alone..

[@xkimftwx]

the home and away line was the best

[@Syncrusan]

Yeah his statment referenced all of home and away in general

[@vikigovic6660]

Excellent!

[@ShannonWare]

Spot on!

[@creepychris420]

😂 delivery is so on point

[@rumnboats7612]

The last one was the best.

[@ElEheyeh]

I'm slick jealous they get to rock those sweet short shorts on the job. 10/10 for fashion sense alone.

[@AngusMurray]

here's another one "no drugs on the fucken site"

[@GhostofCTC]

Absolute class!

[@tarik567]

I love the CMFEU in Melbourne and excited for my vaccine

[@philhudson...5017]

Sorry I can't except cash for this job.....🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🇦🇨❤🤣💨

[@shabirbashir8187]

All true. I say all those things everyday. 🤣

[@petercarletti6714]

Hughesy you’re the best!! 😂

[@dmitriciccarelli4082]

"I love it when it snows"

[@robmit1113]

Its 04:59 now and im getting ready to leave to work.Love waking up so early, love my job

[@lachylee2575]

Love Davey

[@brodenjames9865]

these vids are the best

[@youiyoui9942]

The jack hammer bit was me this morning

[@bradlinsley8028]

Spiral Staircase, can't wait to build that!

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

This guy sounds like that one builder who never shuts the fuck up or does any work but somehow still has a job and is hated by everyone else on site.

[@00Dusty]

Building a spiral staircase is genuinely fun! Other wise this is so so true and funny 😂😂😂

[@miscible21]

The accidents happen but was hilarious lol

[@TheBangMangTingTang]

Meanwhile he's the supervisor that's why he has so much fun with his job supervisor at my job loves work when we do the heavy stuff he sits there watching us

[@EnnTomi1]

pure gold

[@bungaz01]

Awesome

[@floydgould4401]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legend.

[@neets1437]

I was going to comment..... But I’m on smoko

[@michaelmauch2578]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[@blackcorp0001]

S...mo...ko...oooooh

[@unin314]

1000th sub

[@bencarey8988]

GOLD

[@the_doctor2419]

This is good information for me to know👍🏼😥😂😥

[@baggioroberto7690]

Hughsy love you mate

[@100reality2]

Too good

[@sirrivet9557]

This is the most Australian video I have ever seen

[@itchyeyesmcrealize165]

Oh crap ... on a roll lol

[@anthonymitchell7842]

Canadian construction worker here, gotta say it's all too accurate

[@lanceschaerer6875]

Well I guess consider me a tradie cuz this all made absolute sense to me!

[@melem7808]

So much mike nolans

[@challeis1]

Bahaha, so good.

[@thecombatwombat833]

manuals r awesome !

[@catlikepizzagaming8280]

Hahhahaha brilliant

[@martywarner1779]

Nah mate no beer for me... I'm on smoko.

[@I_dont_want_an_at]

that's right trades people. Loosen up

[@ngarinotetana2605]

Aussies, no surprises there

[@lunch6360]

Other stuff tradies never say: Hughesy a funny guy!

[@shinystarmiestudios4179]

1:04 The guy 2nd from the right bears resembelence to Michael Caruso.

[@thetank971]

Dont worry, overtimes on the house

[@jonathandoney9654]

It’s cool you ride a Vespa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SweetPeachannel]

LOL hughes ...

[@jakewright5055]

Can tell someone's never been out of an office.

[@davo7512]

Huh? This was all spot on lad

[@markissboi3583]

On yah HUGHESY bit of Kinne i see here :) 🤪👍V 🏏4

[@Luke-qp9fd]

Show me more of ur instagram photos. They are fascinating ... baaahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@allaboutstupid2228]

Tradies just say it like it is.

[@trevann8213]

If a trady said these things to me I'd probably Report him for sexual harassment or something because it's so unexpected

[@CustomcrowdMitroc]

I dont need an excavator I'll get the apprentice to do it

[@lozzaellis272]

AHAHAHA FKN CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chrisreynolds2410]

They got some short shorts but safety vests?

[@JRealkkk]

“Great that portable hire a toilet has plenty of toilet rolls so I can do a shit”

[@Nyx_Rust]

Y did i get this recommended anyone good acting husey

[@the_DarkSoul]

I sometimes take smoko, but i dont smoke 😂

[@davo7512]

As you should

[@phyohtetkoko929]

Noted✌✌✌

[@minctartepie]

Hey you forgot "Buildsafe? That's safe"

[@michaelmangano1732]

Concerning that sites are actually going this way, at least with quinoa

[@davo7512]

No it’s not lad

[@kiarawhalen1544]

Are we sure this isn't some banned Holden commercial?

[@joshuabraunton322]

Gee the Foreman's a great bloke

[@harryk8434]

Don’t worry apprentice, we all make mistakes

[@gorakhnath8502]

LOL.

[@mountainmanmike9105]

Shit tradies never say "That Dave Hughes guy, he's really funny".

[@paulcleary7437]

You forgot, I’m here early because I shit the bed

[@jasminemoustafa8269]

I am sure tradies always say the last one...

[@beetlejews]

0:58 he actually biught a house from the block

[@morganwilliamcomedy2836]

The only place where honest words are spoken threw a bullsh33 mouth

[@simonm1528]

Vespas are for hero's not zeros!!!