The Worst Tiktok Pickup Artist

[@wormwarning]

pickup artistry, or as I like to call it, "videotaped harassment"

[@SajiSharma]

So true

[@tacticalmisandrist]

It’s performance art

[@user-ld6th3vw8e]

the "wanna bang" joke doesnt work because I would actually be way more insulted by somebody looking at me and going "they look like they drink bang energy" than whatever depraved sexual acts could be being proposed here

[@SajiSharma]

A bang energy drink is definitely way more offensive

[@roguestowl2280]

That woman on the beach guessed the punchline, too- he said “do you want a bang” and she said “like the drink?” And he said “no, huh?” That’s so annoying.

[@KuncanDastner]

im gonna buy stock in Bang energy so every time an internet comedian beats that pickup line into the ground i can at least afford to buy a new computer after i smash mine into the wall. also great video!!

[@SajiSharma]

Ur lucky bang stock is up right now, and ty!

[@tacticalmisandrist]

THAT FIRST GIRL SAID HELL NO SOOOO FAST 😭 I am screaming

[@tasneembadawi746]

Okay but let’s say it works out and pick up artists get a girl’s number. Then what? He stops becoming a pick up artist for his girlfriend and stop his miserable career or breaks up with her for the grind?

[@MalMotorDedo]

2 months late, but the truth is: dude, c'mon, she would definitely find out about his "artistry" and tell him to f off

[@tasneembadawi746]

@@MalMotorDedo They treat women like Pokémon's trying to catch them and collect as many as possible

[@Squishy876]

She asked if it was the drink, he said no, then pulled out the drink 💀

[@nerds-nonsense]

We're officially out of touch, we never even HEARD of "rizz"

[@mimicoolll0]

i’m gen z and i have never heard of it either 😭 it must be something the younger half says

[@charlesgaron8131]

Its NYC slang, popular in the W/L twitch community. Kai Cenat and all

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

I heard it before, but on this channel specifically

[@bananabambiii]

I feel like pickup artists do everything you shouldn’t do to get a date.

[@awkwardlyme8273]

The global warming joke could have been so much better - "Are you global warming? Because you are setting my world on fire."

[@thefallencore3]

I would still interpret that as a bad thing though, like "setting my world on fire" seems kinda like "You are destroying my entire world and killing everyone and anyone I've ever loved"

[@sarabeara9198]

“WHAT IS…the hottest thing that i can do?” leaving

[@lonk2026]

when i first heard the term "pick up artist", i thought it was a funny way of referring to someone who lifts weights. i really, really wish i was right about that

[@cosmicf3rn]

This reminds me of the time I was at a climate protest and some guy came up to me and asked me if I like climate change and proceeded to try and flirt with me. Same energy as the global warming pickup line, but even more ignorant imo.

[@sari9645]

Asked if you liked climate change?! omg 😭

[@litttlepigboy]

hey girl do you like climate change cause i kinda fw it 😏😉

[@decaying_dante]

hey baby u must love climate change single handedly making to world so much hotter ahaa

[@gibbygabi]

very confused as to why you don’t have more subs 🤨 the editing & jokes are hilarious and the content is dope!

[@marie.cechovska4239]

Seeing this comment now makes me so excited! Saji’s channel has grown so much in quite a short time, and keeps on going! Whoop whoop

[@anna_3035]

Ah yes the art of saying the most cringiest thing ever and feel proud about it Very ✨artsy✨ to annoy everyone like that

[@jessicahuns16]

as a fellow virginian I gotta say, we do not claim this man. great video 10/10

[@thefallencore3]

I don't even think he's from Virginia cause the pick up artist guy said in another video that he's from Texas, I think he just says that he's from whatever state the girls from

[@SweetDragoncandy]

I've been binging your videos and I've noticed that your audio is often a lot louder that the audio of the clips you're watching.. it'd make your videos even more enjoyable if it was more leveled out 🙏

[@SajiSharma]

Thank you for the feedback!! Will definitely fit this asap

[@theclowntown]

the way i would suddenly no longer have a phone if this guy came up to me

[@andreabelen.]

If the last girl were Uruguayan or Argentinian, that would’ve be interesting, there’s this common question about which popular soccer team is “the best”: Peñarol vs Nacional (UY) or Boca Juniors vs River Plate (ARG). No one really cares at this point but it has sort of the same energy as “You like X band? Name 3 of their unreleased singles”

[@m0ssy_g0bl1n]

15:46 "he didn't compare her to something that's actively destroying our planet" the bar is so low that he's given a break for that im sobbing and shaking please

[@vg2324]

came from jacob sharpes video glad i did

[@kaitlin1347]

same!

[@SweetDragoncandy]

Same same!!

[@itsPetal]

I love the commenter who called this dude "a geography expert" because he knows the capital of Venezuela lmao, like why would you live there while playing soccer in Bolivia??? Also your global warming commentary was chefs kiss, big mood, etc etc ✌🏽

[@caidalee1994]

Exactly what I was thinking! Like, dude, Caracas isn’t in Bolivia, but if you want to travel across Brazil every day to get to work, that’s on you.

[@kaiurestuff]

Just found my new favorite youtuber

[@vibeynonsense5062]

we love a sitcom that keeps up with its background characters🥰

[@MM-ux7kp]

are you asking US what underwater basketweaving is?? It's your own profession!

[@Karina-wc8id]

I've literally never heard of rizz before

[@tacticalmisandrist]

Wtf is rizz??? I have literally never heard of that lol wat

[@VenusianLissette]

wow this video alone made me so grateful for the endless amount of directories scattered all across my old university campus. great job dude👍🏼!

[@emossard]

loving the new hair!!

[@myloveisgod]

"you look exotic" "i'm spanish" does she not realize spanish people are literally white

[@corinaferrara1164]

Right? And why does he say she’s not foreign she’s white - like white is short hand for American

[@myloveisgod]

@@corinaferrara1164 people are so uneducated about ethnicity vs. nationality, it's wacky

[@Orange-tf3bf]

Sponsored by Frosted Flakes. (I can't believe that this pickup artist content hasn't been laughed off of the internet yet, great video)

[@suttontheodore6619]

Saji I love your channel god bless you for subjecting yourself to this cringe 🫡

[@tokiwartooth6835]

Bro you got yourself new a subscriber. Your funny, your content is interesting. Can’t wait to see your backlog of content. I love finding a new creator!

[@kikiblair5132]

His content sucks, but I love bad pickup lines. After she gets out of the shower I'm going to ask my girlfriend if her name is Dwayne, because she's giving me a Rock Johnson. She'll then stare at me with mild annoyance and I'll tell her that she's beautiful when she's unimpressed.

[@soupy9574]

as an underwater basket weaver i'm offended

[@Mara.morphosis]

Saji's hair is so pretty

[@lilliputianhitcher3808]

also coming from jacobs video but also hi to a fellow small youtuber 💪🏻

[@thefallencore3]

Saji looks really pretty in this video

[@kugelblitzzed]

saji looks really pretty in every vid atp

[@thefallencore3]

@@kugelblitzzed True

[@davisfamily9510]

This guys trying to be that one channel “the daily dropout”

[@curiouslyimogen.7733]

a very rizzy video 13/10 (im a teenager im qualified to say that)

[@mayalewis-wolfsen4428]

I just found out was rizz is and you made this 5 MONTHS AGO???

[@katrine5880]

ah yes, the art of harassing women and making them uncomfortable AND recording it for millions of people to see. I just LOVE it

[@thilypad557]

Ok but he was lowkey charming that one time with the Frosted Flakes bit. Also I think that was like a « how do you like your eggs in the morning » type of pick up line, implying she wanna bang (and not the energy drink).

[@jongkittae]

ok but what if "are you global warming? cos you're bad for my health 🥵😏" ...I'm sorry. I will leave now.

[@valp.5095]

Your comments make me laugh. Thank you 😊

[@melanieluver2385]

I thought you were tyler the creator😭😭

[@nikkim119]

that bang joke was definitely harassment

[@CallmeMelinanow]

These guys sound like the girl is putting him out most of the time.

[@louiselovesfrogs4507]

damn very much underrated youtuber love your content :)

[@brushketo]

Dawg , I thought my man's was joking when he said are you a Fart then had to rewind and my Dumbo literally said that as a line why though ? Like even fumbling down Chrysler building and landing straight on your spine have more chances of even getting the first digits like .-. also thanks now I feel old took me a while to figure out Cap now Rizz I'm hobestly not in touch with the vernacular

[@caidalee1994]

The lack of effort is sad. You could easily flip that global warming line on its ear and catch her off guard, making her think you’re clever. Are you global warming? Because people don’t seem to realize how dangerous you can be. Idk, at least it’s switching it up. It’s not like it’s on the fly. You prepared these lines and started the conversation. Sad.

[@slaughterdv0mtd0lls76]

I’m so stoned man did I just green out?

[@Heckinwhatonearth]

Your stereotypical dumb dude laughs have me crying!

[@thelillysol919]

i’ve been watching you, love your content. only followed because you cried. 🤣♥️

[@MM-ux7kp]

damn your hair is awesome

[@elliejelly8815]

You can not be smooth and still have game 😎

[@valdi510]

great video man

[@Mara.morphosis]

I did not know that Saji was from the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia). A huge part of me feels proud right now and I'm not even from Virginia (I'm from DC lol)

[@Mangospicetar]

BROO NOOO UR HAIR WHAT HAPPEND

[@les5997]

I only watch your videos when i eat

[@luciathom2057]

See yk whats better than the global warming pickupline…”if beauty were time, you would be infinity”. Everytime I say it ladies literally come after me in hoards. Totally recommend

[@EnderTrev5]

bro where are u using this line😭😭😭😭

[@ayatal-azzawi1493]

Using the soccer trick is all fun and games until the girl comes from a war-torn or small country with a nonexistent soccer team 😀😀😀

[@MalMotorDedo]

As a very awkward person and a dumb-ass that fakes confidence when talking to women I find attractive, this dude should buy some game on Amazon or however tf that works

[@chocopapi6427]

if i could subscribe a third time, i would.

[@heyhuman5534]

15:03 you and me both.....

[@pebabmey]

if i only could subscribe again saji :(

[@lunacy3]

I must’ve missed the part where he was that damn good looking cause I don’t get it🧐

[@suga_0909]

there there *subscribes*

[@daviddavid1093]

Morning

[@jayshadey5635]

SAJIS A VIRGINIAN TOO!!!!!! NOWAY NOWAY NO WAY!!!!!

[@theonionqueen3519]

Oh fuck if he’s from Virginia I might see him at my campus one day oh god oh fuck.

[@avidehrassouli]

pls don't make comments about ppl being blind or deaf, it comes off ableist

[@Mayaaas]

You kinda look like neymar

[@slaughterdv0mtd0lls76]

“Do you like food by chance? Actually…actually I don’t, I don’t eat food. Oh? you just you just don’t eat any food?? No. I don’t. Ok is there a reason for tha- No. I just, I just don’t consume.. food. I just prefer water. ~anyway how attractive would you say I am from 1-10?” Relatable✨🦋🩹