Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - Podcasts are Confession - EP 3

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the BABES talk : Who has the uglier feet Sal or Chris, Chris’ Dad moves to Florida without telling him and his mom goes on trip to Paris alone without saying anything, Being born damaged, Chris has doctors on call doing bizarre things to him, 98 Degrees and the time Chris broke into Nick Lachey’s apartment, Chris went alone to Edinburgh Scotland, Sal has never seen Shrek or any Pixar movies, watching a movie for first time with your kid, how awesome newcastle England is, Jet Blue is DOPE and goes to London now, Chris pretends his step mother died so he could leave England early to see his kid, is it weird to bring masturbation up to priests during confession, how hard it is to become a priest, Sal sleeps with 6 pillows, priests can’t tell cops confessions or they get cancelled by the pope, is it possible to fart holes in underwear?, Chris keeps an audio diary of all his farts, and of course an episode of HEY BABE! Wouldn’t be complete without chatting about Saratoga peanut butter.
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[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@devontamosley4487]

God bless Sal's feet. 👣👣

[@fryeguye1756]

Laughing nonstop at this pod rn. I hot fart into my Hanes multiple times a day with notable force and have never had any fart holes. Y’all wearing garbage undies. Your socks are dope, shout out Stance!

[@jrbird1983]

If they really wanna do an IQ test; the best place to go would be MENSA.com. If you score high enough , they will pay you $1,000,000 to stay at home and ponder the intense hypotheses they come to your brain meat in the form of Ideas. I'm being funny but its a true story MENSA has meetings with the smartest people in the world and they are sooo smart they don't even share the results of those meetings with the general public.

[@lucasnorwine2745]

The pillows in the laps guys? Damn. I mean smh dudes

[@assholebynature4912]

Sal LETS GET THAT SHREK WATCH ALONG

[@natepotter4401]

Chrissy not being able to wrap his mind around Sal never having seen Shrek is classic

[@adame8893]

And calling it a Pixar movie! Haha

[@liquidzen906]

After admitting he's never seen the godfather too! Haha

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Sal is the perfect age to be too old to have seen it, and doesn't have kids so it does make sense. I haven't seen the Godfather either, but I'm 0% Italian and would just rather watch Goodfellas for the billionth time🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Lizard-xu5lj]

@@shawnmcvey7789 goodfellas is so much better than the godfather anyway

[@trinidaddy]

​@@Lizard-xu5lj this reminds me of a podcast I saw where two guys were arguing if Shrek 2or the godfather 2 was a better sequel, and the guy defending shrek said "id much rather Goodfellas fellas anyway" lol

[@chilistyles5108]

Best new podcast in the streets...is what it is

[@Christianarroyo96]

For sure!!!

[@mojobaggins230]

Es lo que es cuz!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SPREAD THE WORD BABE!!!! LETS GO

[@markb4168]

For real! The content is by far the most interesting...and true! I agree with Sal, Chris definitely needs to name his next special trigger thumbs and hammer toes... genius.

[@Jords329]

It is what it is!

[@HistoryHyenas]

THESE BABES GOT ME FULLY CHARGED ON A SNOW DAY YAAAASSSSSS GURL!

[@mayh3mmadn3ss79]

Make no mistake @12madness88 is the best F F instrumentals you can get

[@josef2012]

WERRRRRRRK!

[@cameronmorck8510]

im about to get cracked opened by this pod

[@JaysWave75]

FF

[@jonruger]

The mommy’s want the hyenas on!!!

[@suenomelynn2203]

sal: i saw a couple seconds of shriek and it was like donkey farting and i was like okay also sal: sits and laughs uncontrollably at chris’ fart sounds

[@NicksStrengthandPower]

I live in Cincinnati and can confirm I've also been inside Nick Lachay's Apartment

[@samtony7454]

Man this landlord is sorta a dick.

[@Daveyvj36]

Hey nick make a video on if chris distefano could've been a pro bodybuilder

[@slipphilton6141]

Didn’t know cincy had big KZbinrs

[@thedamnedalpaca8159]

Oh shit u hit a million, congrats bro!

[@maceroee]

🤣

[@DarlingDarby]

shrek, a dreamworks movie, is the number 1 pixar film

[@TChisholm8616]

Elf is better

[@TheFuzzyRooster20]

Toy story will always be number 1

[@timothykavanagh9588]

I agree 💯

[@juanitahowie560]

Can I go as far as to say best movie ever? 😂

[@edwinfrancisco8116]

Omg lmaooo

[@sirwhodison]

"I'm NOT IN TUNE WITH MAGGOTRY" lmao sal getting all worked up over the comments was gold

[@blazeybowser2749]

Sal looks like he's gonna paint a dope ass picture and possibly go insane with that hair

[@Eblis840]

😂👍

[@eggsackington873]

He just don’t look in a mirror ever lol

[@aaroneusjames2342]

maybe invent the telephone.

[@cp-sh9nj]

Heads or tails

[@HeisntLegend]

I love how they use "Pixar movie" as a broad term for any animated movie 😂

[@Tired_Boie]

They did invent the 3D animated movie tho... so maybe it works?

[@sirfrancisbacon4344]

These guys should use that in one of their skits

[@mattbeightol]

@@Tired_Boie... it doesn't work

[@Tired_Boie]

@@mattbeightol yeah.. They have no idea what they’re talking about.. but it is really funny.

[@angelcueva5120]

This thread of comments cares waaaaaay too much about labels given when talking about animated movies. What are you still 5? Who cares 🤣🤣

[@vkdrums3825]

2 things to remember for your next intercontinental voyage: 1. Pepper Spray 2. Metro Card

[@troisharp9703]

The way he suggested metro card was SO genuine

[@guitarsrock1987]

I heard metro card and came immediately to the comments lmao

[@dominiquelane9488]

Pepper Spray is illegal over this side of the pond so don’t bring it you’ll get arrested if you use it 🙈🙈🙈

[@amirakalala50]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

ANOTHER CLASSIC EPISODE! SAL WE LOOK FIERCE YAASSSS!

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

The fact that you're typing with trigger thumbs is an inspiration. Bravo babe.

[@PretENDOgolf]

Chrissy hot that mickey mouse pancake carb energy this episode!!!! Chrissy carbs!!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

@@Mr.PepeSilvia hahahah 10!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

@@PretENDOgolf YAAASSSSSS CHRISSY CHUGS CARBS D

[@ethelesparza2127]

lovely

[@klaw6420]

"This is the nightclub and this is everyone trying to get in" I laughed so hard at that. Watched it about 10 times

[@asymmetricvalue]

The best sexual chemistry in podcasting, period. My new fav fellas

[@sinisterkid24]

you definitely haven’t watched History Hyenas then, ya FF! #yanniandchrissyforever

[@alexpollock6932]

So what type of energy does Joe DeRosa have with Sal?

[@rylout1786]

@@alexpollock6932 the energy between chris and sal is always very loving, but the energy between joe and sal seems hateful sometimes lmao

[@dierdre4381]

I paused the video and died 😂😂😂 when Sal said his big toe was the nightclub and everybody else was just tryna get in. oh mai gawd the accuracy👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@justinroth2938]

Make no mistake...i'm a California kid,but Sally and Chrissy got me talkin like I'm from Brooklyn! IT'S WHAT IT IS,CUZ!

[@JaysWave75]

FAR Nor Cal Here,Cuzzy Wuzzie! Es lo Que Es! #Laddah420

[@johnnie543]

All they need is Yanni Jack Trippers to make this Three's Company fantasy complete!

[@rynecology]

Sal just made up an Impractical Jokers prank on the podcast lol "Confessing Unknown Sins."

[@JamieandMike]

"This guy is the nightclub and everyone else is trying to get in " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg

[@gsesh4eva]

Not a single r was said in this entire podcast

[@BP9000]

You mean "entiya podcast"

[@danielleinfante5086]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bill5467]

when they said Rosary

[@alexvoskanian3265]

I could watch these two for 10 hours straight and not get bored of this cuteee banter

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

"he touched your piece with stuff on your hands known to have Scoville units" hahahahah Sal rules. So does chrissy it is what it is!

[@ivantorralva2526]

He literally called Lord Farquaad 3 different names, he said fuckwad at one point hahaha

[@geoffreywitt7281]

Farkorn

[@rylout1786]

im pretty sure they named him that because it sounds like fuckwad haha

[@tommywiththeface]

Literally saw this and subscribed before I even watched the vid. I am ready for this journey Babe! 🙂

[@bobbyflames6935]

Sameeeeeee

[@OrlandoPcomedy]

29:30 “so why do you even have Disney plus??!!!!!” Sal holds his lil strings and mumbles 💀💀💀💀💀

[@rennytk6266]

Chris: "Why do you even have disney plus ??" Sal "it was an add on and it seemed affordable" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 killed me

[@SportsMatt13]

This is the only podcast where I don’t skip through the ads. Side note: I’m glad they are up to speed on maggotry

[@adamzaki6232]

That space between them is just begging me to get in there and snuggle up with the babes, cuz

[@jakelaxer2127]

Waking up seeing a new episode on my YT home page is like getting a package you've been waiting for in the mail.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

BEST FEELING EVER!!! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE!

[@JaysWave75]

FF

[@jak2me]

Chris loves waiting on people to laugh at his stories, and Sal loves laughing. They’re the perfect pair

[@colin8570]

That Edinburg story is such an “I’m the main character” move, it’s badass. Dude said fuck it I’ll fly out to Scotland right now and go jump around towns, and fuck it while I’m there I’ll just pop in and do some comedy for these Scottish babes to make the whole trip a core memory for the rest of my life.

[@MizDomiguez]

Sal blowing Chris's mind by not seeing children's movies had me dying 😂😂😂

[@albertmartinez1916]

"Feet are on a spectrum..." I fucking lost it

[@gregviner4309]

This is the best new podcast! No one appreciates Chris like Sal! So hilarious to watch 🤣🤣🤣

[@EthanKleinScat]

I remember listening to sal and Q before podcasts really blew up, and Now there’s so many but chrissy cutetoes with sal is PURE JOY EVERY EP. amazing

[@todayitisme2814]

“I feel like this is the night club and everyone else is trying to get in” 😂😂😂

[@betteryou7hanme]

Lemme be crystal clear, i love the new pod, but make no mistake, my ex used to watch Impractical Jokers every single night, and seeing Sal brings some buried emotions straight to the surface, it is what it is.

[@mgrowbee]

As a fellow “Thicc Boy”, the pillow in the lap is very relatable.

[@artemusclydefrog9857]

Everyday I think to myself "He's got a bad case of the Pisties 🖐" and it fills me with glee.

[@Tired_Boie]

Chris: telling soul baring story about his daughter and having to travel alone, mentions the weather is 98 degrees Sal: shouts out 98 degrees the band Chris: also shouts out 98 degrees the band Sal and Chris: making comments about how one of them is fat Sal and Chris: looking at pictures of 98 degrees and complimenting them This is why I love these guys

[@kimsteele8011]

This is the first episode I’ve watched, I’m 4 minutes in and laughing like crazy. They are GREAT together

[@septimusblack2433]

Chris might be the most naturally funniest comedian of all time. Him, bill burr, and Bobby lee

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Couldn't agree more he's the best

[@HawaiianPunch557]

I can get behind this but you gotta include Theo Von too

[@mamadusty1111]

He’s even funnier with Sal- dare I say- with Sal Chris is at his funniest. Sal is very funny and compliments Chris perfectly.

[@HeisntLegend]

Fuck yes daddy. This is what I'm talking about. The internet finally did something useful by giving us this show ❤️

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Dont forget to subscribe and rate us on itunes babe! LETS SHOW THE INTERNET WHATS GOOD!

[@HeisntLegend]

@@NoPreshNetwork Ill do you one better, on top of what you requested (which I already did 😉) I'm going to relentlessly shove this show in the face of everyone in my life until they all either join the hype train or expose their shitty taste by not joining the hype train, in which case fuck em, nobody needs that kind of weakness in their lives.

[@mamadusty1111]

@@NoPreshNetwork This podcast is literally the only podcast I’ve spammed people about. Most of the podcasts I listen to are too inappropriate to push on family and friends. This one is perfect. Funnier than all the other ones (there’s a lot I’ve listened to) without corrupting my Christian mind too much.

[@stephanie32098]

Best gift I ever got was this podcast during a snowstorm ❄️☃️😆

[@under-._.-score]

Never get mic stands. Never leave that couch. But maybe causally replace the “Sal in various classic paintings” in the background every 20 episodes. Edit: I wrote this before I got to the point they discussed it on this episode. All I can say is glad, they took my note before they even knew they had it.

[@aclambert8581]

Love Sal's new founding father haircut.

[@happyzach]

This dynamic is great. You're both great at keeping things moving and Sal is so easily tickled. He has such a big laugh and when you're not actually interacting with a live audience it makes quite the difference!

[@spamemail4658]

Absolutely love Chrissy’s stories. Adding this podcast to my Thursday routine

[@taylorevangelista7231]

“IS THAT LIKE PRIEST HIPAA” I’m dying oh my

[@maddoxswann9760]

I loved History Hyenas, but I’m so glad Chrissy Chaos and Sal started this. So much funnier. Only podcast I’ll listen to the ads bc they’re funny too

[@chilliLRK]

Yeah that guy he was doing them with just faded into obscurity lol

[@Christinar626]

I can't believe they're just out here showing their feet for free

[@jadedjay7861]

They're classy. Only h**s charge. 💯

[@HeisntLegend]

You guys should have the ghost of Tom Segura on as a guest. I think he would gel well with these vibes. RIP T-bunz

[@rynesiemon3836]

Dirt Champ?

[@maddywarner9754]

Literally was diagnosed with covid last week and am almost done with my quarantine... just now finding out about this podcast and have been watching it for the past 8 hours or so. It makes me so happy.

[@markb4168]

Man I appreciate you guys so much...between quarantine and snow, I need this. Such a smooth show it just flows. Even though it's in it's infancy, top 5 podcasts in my book. Thanks babe

[@dianeclinton2479]

Love this podcast. It is so entertaining.

[@MFGcreative]

Ol Chrissy piston paws with the Buffalo balls

[@joebillerman]

I'm so unbelievably annoyed that they keep calling Shrek a Pixar movie.

[@TTK1224]

It is what it is

[@Tabiannax84x]

Right

[@mikelong3460]

"The guy killed a cool dozen..." - Sal Vulcano. That was just straight up hilarious 4 some reason

[@sammcnair6005]

The chemistry between these two 📈📈📈 both so hilarious. I dig the fuck out of Sal and I think he is so intelligent and funny and Chris is an amazing story teller of a comedian. They compliment each other and to be honest, I think Sal should think seriously about being a late night talk show host. He knows what to ask to guide the conversation...a rare gift!

[@xcesarxramosx]

There’s a savage somewhere that’s rubbing one to the first 10 of this pod 😂

[@TheDarkWolfHunter]

Chrissy's mom just flying to Paris and not responding to calls sounds like the plot of Taken with Liam Neeson

[@jordandrumb]

How concerned Sal is about Chris's toes makes me warm inside

[@danarmstrong9155]

Sal is my favorite person alive. There’s is no doubt.

[@manfran1]

So, the "Italian" who has never seen "The Godfather" is on about someone not seeing "Shrek"? What a world. :-D

[@Krystal_Hope]

New favorite podcast!!!! 💯

[@nickeq42]

Hell yea!

[@is6353]

I'M HERE EARLY😭😭 WTF IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR, SAL? GODBLESS. ALSO, PLS MARRY ME!!

[@fuckem8136]

I get chiropractor waiting room vibes from this podcast...

[@youdontknowme5581]

Best part of December is this podcast!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSSSS SPREAD THE WORD BABE

[@lindsayruth4628]

this podcast/channel is the funniest thing i’ve ever listened to. every episode puts me in hysterical laughter. thank you guys for making me laugh!

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Does Chris realize Sal is in his 40s and doesn't have kids? That pretty much explains him not seeing any of those animated movies 🤣

[@Lethargiccharge]

Straight up my new favorite pod to wait on, THANKS BABES

[@ARMYamy2022]

Chrissy Buffalo Balls! LOL

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Been binging this podcast while going through some rough stuff. Started from episode 1 and it’s only getting better. Love the podcast, thanks for keeping me laughing when I really needed it.

[@alemorales2617]

You should contact Father Chris, he appears constantly in the KoreanEnglishman YT channel and is very open when talking about religion, and he is very funny!

[@leemorrin5800]

Got some bad news last week. Had the first of many procedures done yesterday and I just want to say thank you for the free content! Specially when it is so entertaining to me. I really appreciate it!

[@burbujas126]

Went to the casino with my parents and saw our priest there. My dad screamed “Father John”?! Hahaha

[@48683747429]

this is the crossover pod I didn't expect but absolutely appreciate.

[@atomicswoosh]

Hey babe that two shot looks like Chrissy Cankles is on the loose and it is what it is

[@ogutsy6812]

found this pod this morning and got blessed with another episode, thanks babes.

[@robywade6343]

Hey babe! Chrissy quarantine and sally back at it.

[@Imurwif3]

49:41“I’m not in-tuned with maggotry”😂😂😂

[@bacteriaboy2809]

The newest coolest podcast on the streets right now.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSSSSS BABE

[@jamasonfinn]

I'm late to this party, but I just gotta say that I was in tears laughing for a good ten minutes over the "blowing holes in my underwear with farts" debacle. Is it the force of the blast itself, or is it the toxicity of the gas that wears away on the fibers? Holy shit, I think I just found my new favorite podcast.

[@karinamay72]

The side shot of Sal's sock fuzz encrusted to the bottom of his feet made me feel ill

[@codydillard8918]

NEVER FORGET!! Cant disrespect maggots and get away with it.... Whooooo theeee helll do you think you are! (Keep up the quality miseducation! We love it 🤣)

[@BoxofRoxRacing]

Lap pillows still going strong.

[@ericstrobeck7675]

Sal need a pillow sponsor

[@SalthePal99]

54:50 sal’s impractical jokers brain came into action right there

[@donpauliewalnuts]

Can we please get a video of Sal watching the whole entire Shrek movie

[@TheTrickMelo]

“Everyone’s getting covid, They Are Stacked Babe”🤣🤣 3:54

[@D-A-K]

The show: we’re talking about Catholic Priests. Chris’ ADHD: are those lulu’s?

[@JMPschool1]

Balls deep on feet for the first seven minutes. I'm here for it 😂 If we could all respect each other the way they respect each other's feet, we could achieve world peace.

[@its2easy21212]

The patreon confessional should be Monsignor Chrissy Chaos dressed real cute in the gown listening to video submissions of members

[@richardgarcia9014]

Golly. I've been keeping up and rewatching these pods. Hey babe and taste buds are killing it 😂💯

[@Simply_chase]

Sal looks like a middle eastern sitcom based on American life.

[@cbrasure925]

Covid toes... I'm still laughing my ass off over Covid toes. Love you, Babes!

[@prasun911]

An impractical joker and impractical gay doing the gods work

[@ahotaki4]

I see you Chrissy D! Losing some quarantities! It’s showing alil! Best Podcast!! The chemistry between you two is beautiful. I can listen to you all day!! 👍

[@grassyknowles63]

Aaayyyeee! This fuckin podcast is baggin! Just like Sal's part. Ive been rockin the same part!

[@jennifercurry2076]

I died laughing at the COVID Toes...because I’m currently suffering from it but you guy’s made it somewhat bearable for the moment lol

[@beeeeej]

Hey babes! New favorite podcast..

[@todayitisme2814]

I’m not even two minutes in and I’m already loving it. Beautiful.