Sam Hyde - Hogwarts Heroine & more [Instagram Comp.]

[@rarepepe1572]

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Hogwarts tomorrow.

[@wasted6459]

So long space wizards

[@to2866]

Voldemort did nothing wrong.

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Hufflepuffs rise up.

[@garystewart2355]

god damn it sam not again

[@Superabound2]

Fuckin LOL

[@thaksjtube]

I'm a militant hufflepuff, I've taken part in numerous raids into sitherin territory where we butchered entire villages of slitherin women and children

[@SpikeAnon]

So are hufflepuffs bolsheviks then?

[@eveningstar7048]

This is anti Semitic

[@cdrom887]

I’m a militant hufflepuff, a masochist, and I am very much into ass play. Ravenclawshavethebestlilboypussies!

[@weedsmoker4671]

I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the hufflepuff seals

[@cdrom887]

Sheep Cavity if that were true, you would know the hufflepuff seals’ mantra

[@dumbazznigguh]

Isn't that the guy who brought an assault wand into and school disintegrated half of a classroom?

[@chalkdeamon6070]

Excreta patroness bitches

[@particleman5893]

now this is epic

[@dragonlolislayer8631]

Yes but he got away with it

[@chooch1353]

HE JUST CANT STOP GETTING AWAY WITH IT !!!!!!!!!

[@dangonza1408]

yeah it was an AK47 (Avada Kadavra 47)

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Julia, aged 87, passed away yesterday. She was an avid wizard rocker, a Gryffindor, and a Whovian. Most people knew her as the nice but eccentric cashier at the local Dollar General, where she would cast her “Discount Spell” on clearance items, delighting all who came into the store.

[@BanditoBurrito]

Julia also once offered me for free head in the Dollar General bathroom if I told her that the Slytherin genocide is a hoax.

[@Hu-WhyteMan]

@@BanditoBurrito I'm getting conflicting feelings about this woman. On one hand I'm repulsed on the other I find her extremely based.

[@deprime9521]

dis made me sad 4 sum reason Lol

[@firinne]

This story is tragic

[@crazymf7041]

At least she was employed lol

[@IAmNotMeisterEckhart]

"I work full time for apple"

[@w0undedmakers251]

Eckhart militant hufflepuff

[@npplscorpion]

Eckhart I actually do :(

[@BandEater]

"We're pretty much always on tour"

[@gabrielneedhampotts47]

It’s soo perfect lmaoo

[@poika22]

= sales clerk at an Apple store.

[@thelstan4833]

I'm sad that this is edited in.

[@stuna91]

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

[@wheresmyeyebrow1608]

Damn I didn't even know

[@thelstan4833]

@@wheresmyeyebrow1608 sorry fam

[@franzsperginand113]

You ruined it for me, you fuck!

[@allnightfright619]

Blood Satellite You’re so futuristic.

[@hannahs1683]

How depressing is your life that you have a wizard rock band

[@joejohn.]

now wizard rap, that shit's dope. ala workaholics.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

Old man When Black Sabbath rocks out about a Wizard, it’s pretty dope... but y’all are right... if it’s like Harry Potter, oof.

[@hannahs1683]

Elron Humpperdink That is a good song

[@trashteamracing8262]

My 10th grade science teacher yelled at the class for not quieting down. He started choking back tears. It was an awkward scene, made more awkward by the fact that it was Spirit Week and he was dressed like a Jedi Knight.

[@kevinhanson6965]

I couldnt tell you. I dont have a wizard rock band

[@ayyy1337]

Those spells were GOD tier.

[@Safe-and-effective]

bahrumpom!!!

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@Safe-and-effective skoopadoombumbadoombum!

[@VargVikernes1488]

I identify as a member of Rabbiclaw, the smartest house in Hogwash.

[@mungebob95]

Hahaha

[@derepicskin888]

@Kosmos de Kosmopoliet The muggle knows

[@marko-gj1uj]

Do you have a good relationship with those rabbits? Do most of them steal your value or invite you to dance with them and eat that pancake like bread or both or none?

[@danielsurvivor1372]

What a boat load of Hogwash

[@whyisblue923taken]

You must have a bigger shekel room than Harry Potter himself.

[@nicewhiterice69]

"Oh my God! I can be Slytherin, Voldemort, Hufflepuff, Gumblegums, and Jimbygums?!"

[@dam7196]

Sam is really good at coming up with funny words

[@wnathanielw]

Woa he said that in the video

[@danielsurvivor1372]

I'd unironically join Gumblegums

[@Puss1man]

1:46

[@chocov5183]

@@wnathanielw wow you noticed! Good job.

[@schizophrenic_AI]

“I also work full-time for Apple“ I feel like Sam probably had that joke scripted but had to scrap it after she said it first. 3:15 lmaoooooo

[@ty88]

😂😂😂

[@userfriendly9794]

Wtf even was that Harry Potter hangouts group? The beta running it looked sooo uncomfortable lmao

[@mmmmmMuffinz]

i literally cant tell if its real or not. like it seems like Sam edited himself into it but I cant tell

[@dabtican4953]

@@mmmmmMuffinz i've seen this before and it is edited lol

[@Rolfwar]

it has to be some elaborate money-laundering scheme

[@glipk]

It's edited

[@glipk]

@@mmmmmMuffinz Sam didn't do this. It's a fan edit

[@berlinciaga]

Finally a good photoshop tutorial

[@megatronVS]

Ye

[@megatronVS]

@Harry Harry they're Norse runes

[@jackson7962]

@@megatronVS based

[@megatronVS]

@Calvin Schuster I use the image for my steam profile as well. In ~4 years, I've only had 2 or 3 people react negatively to it. On the other hand, I get complemented for it somewhat frequently.

[@xoranginho]

cool profile pic you fucking irl loser

[@jaredflynn3750]

This man is a God damn national treasure

[@jaredflynn3750]

@@may-1148 epic

[@jesuschristislord7754]

He's a living legend

[@mkultra2456]

@@jesuschristislord7754 SLAVA RUSSIA! Even the Ghost of Kiev stands no chance.

[@pkthunder9443]

you know he will be eating at the table with God himself. I know God loves Sam Hyde, he is hilarious and a really great empathetic man. Quite possibly the greatest philosopher of our times (besides me). He should have statues and busts of his mondo megabrain alien head.

[@jgonzz10028]

looks like Chris Chans' shirt..

[@likeclockwork6473]

not like that brown stripped shirt fake

[@BootsofBlindingSpeed]

Coincidence? I think not!

[@kharnifex]

Zap to the extreme!

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Serial virgin with rage

[@ChibiBoxing]

He's the one who bought it for 15k in 2017

[@hackneo64]

That is NOT how you speak to a BRAVE WAKANDAN WARRIOR in public!

[@elijahgavin6706]

hackneo64 let’s give the man some affirmative action and slop him off, huh?

[@wagner1914]

I never go out in pubic when I see Wakandans outside

[@xreediculousx]

"We're pretty much constantly on tour. I also work full time for Apple."

[@chunkystyle]

If you cover Sam’s nose he breathes through his forehead

[@ajshdhenskaka]

How do I learn this Jewish magic?

[@inhubygvt]

Thats what happens when u snort blow all day

[@YoqDzewa]

@@ajshdhenskaka Not from a militant hufflepuff. Oh wait I'm mixing SW w/ HP

[@CHUCKYCHUCKYBOBUCY]

“gumblegums”! 🤣

[@spookypen]

"I work for Apple, I have a theatre degree" aka I work at the Brookdale mall outlet store reciting product specs from the website to people too lazy to look it up themselves.

[@iBullyDemons]

This is high level performance art satire.

[@BIacklce]

There's something profoundly sad about adult Harry Potter fans.

[@DEMiURGE455]

It’s how they don’t even realize how shitty their lives are

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

It's the same type of feeling you get when you see grown men with funko pop collections. It's like they can't let go of their past and want to stay like children. I worked at a toy store for my first job and would see bugmen chasing after kids toys for their collections and SJWs with "ACAB" written across the back of their denim jackets looking at "Fuglies" (intentionally ugly teddy bears).

[@DEMiURGE455]

@@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb They probably had those rectangular glasses with their soy beards

[@twatsuckler7968]

The woman version of childrens cartoon reviewers

[@DEMiURGE455]

@@twatsuckler7968 Why is this so accurate 😂

[@caracallaseverus3412]

"WE'RE CONSTANTLY ON TOUR....MAN.....CONSTANTLY!"

[@TehCream]

Must be hard working full time in the Apple store when you’re on tour CONSTANTLY

[@andrewandrew4970]

This is what my old friend says. He lives in a college town where there are 5 open mics per block and has never played outside the city, but yeah he tours all the time.

[@intercoursehandguns851]

@@andrewandrew4970 Touring on a rental bike.

[@Beda5813]

I'm physically not strong enough to watch this

[@griesrt]

more of sam hyde committing felonies on the highway in his turbo raptor.

[@daviddickey9832]

He's basically the ultimate thug gangster....if it were 1917 and this were Russia.

[@PGerardf]

Sodastream will one day do to soda, what 3D printing has done to assault rifles.

[@user-ux7uw2ej8d]

Damn….

[@Meta9871]

This video is so potent that I have to watch it in 5 second intervals and take minute long breaks, otherwise I fear I'd overdose on the greatness that is unfolding

[@TheSaviorOfLight]

Slytherin is based and redpilled

[@holyn8]

Voldemort did nothing wrong

[@LuckyDT]

Hermoine is white

[@dandrechesterfield5411]

This one is so meta, it's genius. I want to send this to my mom to show her what comedy in the future is like

[@digitropic3182]

The longbow is infinitely superior to the crossbow. It has superior range and perhaps 10x the rate of fire. A skilled longbowman can release a shaft on the order of every 5 seconds. A sling has roughly equivalent range to a crossbow and similar killing power, but is nearly free and utilized rocks off the ground and ammunition. It also has pinpoint accuracy at range. Why use crossbows when better options exist? Simple. Becoming skilled with the longbow or sling requires years of training, while using a crossbow effectively is trivial. The military doesn't have time to train people like that. Also consider the process of spiritual enlightenment. You don't want your men talking to spirits that give them silly ideas like not killing people. Or worse, they decide they don't like your aura. That's lame.

[@gowanlore2434]

Longbow gay crossbow cool

[@iant419]

I like that part where it got racist.

[@nillynush4899]

Racist means nothing anymore, the sperging left and establishment media went to that well too many times in the past 4 years alone, it's all drying up.

[@unevencompromise758]

@@@nillynush4899 Thats not how it works

[@thelastmemphian]

UNEVEN COMPROMISE no one cares didn’t ask plus you’re white

[@BicBoi1984]

Lol same

[@John_Greek]

I habe a black girlfriend

[@janko6637]

This is one of the funniest yet meanest thing Sam has ever done You would scar these people if you did this to them irl lmao

[@Iburnchurches]

its fake

[@rixinty]

good

[@mkultra2456]

@@Iburnchurches Yeah unfortunately. It would have been one thousand billion times better if it was real lol.

[@atro-city]

How pathetic and soulless to look at your own identity through a lens created in a fictional world of a children's book meant for entertainment, not even classic fiction meant for art (which would still be weird). These people cannot create a lens of their own so they use one of the thousands of lenses and viewpoints that are already sold as products.

[@sebastianfjorn]

ye we saw the clip too man, whole world is coming to a fucking end

[@rosihantu1]

They are victims of sexual abuse.

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

That’s a lotta words just admit your gay homie it’s 2021

[@pb9927]

My old good friend was like this~ I think she just had a hard time growing up and fitting in, and it was a fun environment to put herself in (maybe the fandom or the books themselves). She doesn't talk about it with others and her life is still wholesome and she's an active member of society and a happy person, but I could still imagine her ending up on some weird call like this. I don't think it necessarily has to consume their whole life, it just helps them get through things if they feel alone.

[@AdolfSchicklegruber]

Ouch

[@SH-lb1nu]

As Alex Jones said "Corrupt the child, destroy them all" haha

[@theactualTVB]

Is Sam Hyde directing Unfriended? He couldn't get away with it.

[@ez33kiel6]

The supra sounds so nice man! Wish i still had mine

[@vanguard6498]

4:37 Sounds like a jet, I love vids of sam just driving around.

[@Nikkerman]

literally started laughing the second sam was on screen

[@vogueinferno]

Sam “Chris Chan” Hyde

[@andyschroeyers2614]

When sam said "GUMBLE GUMMS" i damn near pissed my pants laughing

[@oguhbub]

I love that they all interrupt each other

[@jonathankuehl6907]

Sam's ride sounds real nasty

[@cop-killer-]

A big single

[@hendo337]

Any idea what kind of car it is?

[@jonathankuehl6907]

I think it's an old Supra

[@cop-killer-]

Mk3

[@LuckyDT]

Mk3 Supra with a Garret single turbo, around 400hp IIRC.

[@ChibiBoxing]

NI-

[@SpikeAnon]

E

[@zachwest5329]

Spike Anon R

[@user-qj1ts2vn8h]

Weetard112 S

[@kevinrhea7332]

caraguash

[@LuckyDT]

W

[@dillon8140]

this video made me cry for the first time in years, thank you sam

[@seany.7283]

this dude is gonna get arrested

[@jaybones8457]

No way. Sam's deep, deep undercover. So deep he forgot his mission.

[@wasted6459]

He always gets away with it, so he will never get arrested.

[@chalkdeamon6070]

@@wasted6459 Jewish duh

[@MrFujinko]

he cant keep getting away with this anymore

[@KCOWMOO]

One of the funnest videos on the internet.

[@DJ-iu3ek]

Sam looks like a buff chris chan

[@seanprice9626]

T H A T S M Y D R E A M

[@warmelon4672]

* men's

[@wonderboytheartist]

The little pose Sam did after demonstrating how he’d zap his molester away killed me

[@LeonBelmont1000]

I'm a proud member of the Gumble-gums.

[@TankCatIntoMordor]

5:36 onward is a masterpiece

[@ChibiBoxing]

It's like every indian video I ever saw condensed into one

[@CruelQuertos]

Ya ni*cut*

[@danielwalker8212]

The tikTok Bravo dude and Sam Hyde crossover was a visceral feeling I did not know i needed in my life till it happened

[@reeetawd]

I can't believe this isn't real. It's edited so well

[@frankhunt7898]

test tube gub gub snail man

[@fruitypeebils]

How have I never seen that Martin cabello clip holy shit

[@franklanse]

Are there More videos of Sam Harassing Blacks? Asking for a friend.

[@jdmg7284]

Every video you make is a highlight reel

[@makeitrainepoker6355]

damn that kick looked like it could actually wipe out 20-30 students

[@vand3l]

Sam rocking the CWC original shirt. Fresh ta def

[@ts4gv]

5:31 shoutout to jessica

[@kilodroppa7825]

awsum

[@holyn8]

Hellooow Indernet!

[@GenericInternetter]

the photoshop ending was true brilliance. i mean like not only funny but perfectly executed

[@LetsGoKart]

Car sounds awesome man

[@upcontacts7344]

YOU N....

[@drwhite7285]

@@ForgottenNature G

[@drwhite7285]

G

[@papsphin]

1:02 Militant Hufflepuff

[@realerdealers1924]

2:36 he doesn’t even know any spell names

[@kobewilton9978]

I need to see some more supra Sam with quality edits. That shit is fye

[@file1353]

Spookadoopadoom-da-doomboom: a powerful molestation negation spell that doubles as a catchy tribal moniker.

[@Xoxo-ec5lp]

That guy only blinks with one eye

[@walltape6722]

this scared the shit out of me for some reason

[@giseii]

I want to point out that this has a greater than 10% like to view rate It takes some good content to do that

[@5alami5ami]

that photoshop tutorial is one of the funniest things ive seen all year

[@MandenTV]

0:27 is quite humorous

[@combatresearch]

Yo, he’s doing push-ups with a legend..

[@quex2181]

He should do real shit like that "Inconvenient Anime" stuff was. That would be brilliant.

[@TylerO_O.]

that turbo. whistlin... magnificent

[@saint_n9ne]

The [devil] saw me with my head down and thought he'd won until I said "amen". I am God's Warrior Son.

[@dannyboy5564]

something about the black lady interrupting the white lady in the beginning when she starts going off about some lord of the rings nonsense is hilarious

[@ChibiBoxing]

I know Sam is highly skilled in making fake shit look incredibly real, so I'm at complete odds regarding the...Harry Potter thing. In any case, it's fucking majestic

[@100based9]

That push-up stream was legendary

[@thatguywiththatonevideo4674]

W*men...

[@elijahheyokanobody3550]

this is his best work rofl . FUCKING GUMBLEGUMS ! LOL

[@holdenm5808]

Okay this is epic

[@VividFilmProductions]

full grown adults who love Harry Potter are fuckin so cool man

[@metamentality9818]

Tim Pool will be releasing the power from underneath his beanie, on The Joe Rogan Experience, as a last effort against the corona virus

[@Dorf274]

I remember, back in the good ol' days, me and the boys would ride around town and kneecap Hufflepuffs. Maybe have our way with one or two when the crunching got boring. Go Slytherin!

[@PatchCornAdams723]

Griffyndor crew represent, fr fr we be bussin

[@Gunnumn]

Im definitely making Sam Hyde in Hogwarts Legacy

[@waynelsexton3488]

That 1j tho.. so good

[@ksp543]

The funniest part was when that girl said she had a degree in theater lol.

[@newlife2343]

Damn that was Jay

[@jasonmyers4641]

I thought that was nick in the beginning oh shit😂

[@CloveCoast]

His editing is gold

[@jonathanmartin998]

This is quality content

[@nonjaninja4904]

We all know which house Sam would be sorted into.

[@farmageddonfuul4789]

Dexter hosting

[@Linuxhax]

That one chick just derailed the gal in the beginning.

[@blankslate6590]

I never knew my life could be so beautiful 😭😭😭😭.

[@agentadams1302]

This is genius! Inflation of some class. And he’s drinking a beer in the first look at Sam. Until I heard of Sam Hyde I never knew people could be this cool!