Sam Hyde Reads INSANE Facebook Post From Girl He Hooked Up With

[@naished]

Girls like this really have no idea how silly they sound

[@nicknickson3650]

I met a girl at a concert and got her number. When she started sending me multiple paragraph texts I lost attraction so fast. "Nick when we met I believe the universe paused for a second to observe." stfu pagan

[@OffGridInvestor]

I have a family mainly of girls. THIS IS their story even including boomer aunts. Life of the party back in the 70s or 80s, essentially ACHIEVED NOTHING and are now shrivelling into old age. 2 years ago a 29 year old cousin told me nothing seem to change in her life. She's IN CHILDCARE, essentially a nanny. Now she's 31, STILL running to her parents every time she needs a car, STILL in childcare, doing the job a teenager could do, STILL living in a house shared with 2 other girls, STILL complaining about money, STILL unable to hold onto a boyfriend despite having the best looks and body of ALL of us. And STILL can't work out how her life didn't end up fantastic, WHILE doing NOTHING to improve her situation, and getting upset and easily offended about everything and wondering why guys never stay. This is very similar to all the other older ones except they're in their late 40s. They look at the world like a 5 year old and think with ZERO effort, they're ALL going to win the lottery and get a rich husband. No money for an oil change on their car to keep it running, ALWAYS money for the latest model iPhone. Then crying when they kill the car engine like it was BAD LUCK and nothing more as it run out of oil completely.

[@Zkhn828]

@@OffGridInvestor Sam is 40 years old without children

[@Meta9871]

@@Zkhn828except Sam is a man

[@DIE2dayORelse]

It’s like they’re equivalent of being a poetic guy, they have to deconstruct everything that happens to them as if anyone cares

[@Mayor_N]

The whole ‘I spent my younger years trying to chase immediate gratification and now I’m mature and majestic’ archetype is so hilarious

[@briancomforti3890]

There’s a microscopic amount of truth to it. I think being miserable in your youth only helps you become accustomed to misery, but it also blinds you to the fact that even on your death bed there’s plenty joy to experience in life. Don’t sadmaxx too hard or you’ll end up clown maxxing

[@OffGridInvestor]

Anything they miss IS REPLACED WITH DELUSIONS to "fix" the problem. I seen this in a family full of females. It's like HOPE and wishful thinking trump ACTUALLY DOING anything to better themselves.

[@USTDKAARCHIVE-cd8cv]

@@briancomforti3890I lowkey wish I was old enough to have partied in new york at that time her post still goofy tho

[@tanssi2145]

Framing the most common basic human thoughts as a sudden profound discovery is true idiot behaviour, we get it you just reached self awareness at 36

[@FrankLucas-pw5hs]

​@@briancomforti3890 This isn't about being miserable. It's about her having careless promiscuous fun as a slut in her youth when she was desired - but now that she isn't, she is having less fun - and blaming it on COVID or "societal-change". Anything to avoid the reality, that their best days are gone.

[@tanssi2145]

“I Miss Getting Attention” the extended directors cut

[@Deletedvirus404]

the og of daddy issues

[@ricknochefort4941]

"I'm aging rapidly, and I'm terrified" the Snyder cut.

[@sheepdog916]

She sounds like she works for Buzzfeed.

[@chrish4nsen]

She prolly thought she’s the real life Sex and the city columnist as she was tying this, jeez.

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

She's getting paid by the word

[@sukaenacornelius9285]

Shes the type to write a 5 page essay for a simple snack recipe.

[@antimitsu]

Joey on the soundboard is the funniest shit

[@Sam-pm7lo]

“I’m doing my paper on queer theory” *explosion noises*

[@swisserty]

No it’s not, not well timed + having Sam ask for it kinda ruins it. His laughing at it kinda disrupts flow too. Spank withheld me.

[@heronoverdose]

Despite everything this girl dodged a bullet, imagine being brutally murdered by Sam in the prime of your life.

[@alyssastheme]

How exactly is using people, with no one actually there for you, a prime to you?

[@hals6118]

@@alyssastheme Physiologically

[@Cotillion308]

Sounds to me like she missed out on the best thing that could ever happen to her.

[@cgigammez5749]

@@alyssastheme he got away with it

[@hardbrocklife]

​@@alyssasthemesounds like most modern women. You could just ask them. They are readily accessible all across tittok.

[@ashgonza92]

Once these girls get that gremlin in their mind about you, it's over.

[@STOPSYPHER]

had one of these hooked on me the last half decade. It’s so over.

[@tomg5187]

@@STOPSYPHERshake the spot brother

[@squiddle5193]

Just ignore them until they hook up with thier dealer and don't ever tell them your address. Worked for me.

[@nicodoe9396]

​@@squiddle5193 I ditched mine in a random city and changed my number

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

Don't ever bother talk to talk these kind of people. A waste of time.

[@HowsYourFaceFeel]

idk whats crazier. the girl or sam printing this out and reading it on the pod.

[@lilincognito]

Image someone peer reviewing your Facebook shitpost on a podcast

[@antimitsu]

@@lilincognito if this happened with all the cringe shit i posted on tumblr in 2013 i'd kms

[@Lanks34]

fr but all the sam Hyde fannies will turn off any sense of objectivity.

[@discipline-my5hi]

@@lilincognito not a shitpost, an earnest post that she thought would give voice to her generation. i'm glad he tore it down

[@seacarter7448]

Safer to print and read rather than read the screen exposing who she is to us because I'm sure he would not give a fuck about letting her shit leak

[@UnLiMiTEDrX]

This the type of person who writes a 500 word story thats 90% descriptive words about a walk in the park

[@nonono9194]

Aka a woman

[@blissful_disobedience]

The glimmering shiny dew drops clung longingly to the soft edge of the evergreen ivy leaves, hauntingly reminiscent of the conglomeration of tears shed late into the night on the 62-month anniversary of my third medically induced miscarriage. Who knew sheer beauty could mimic such tragic ends? And here, still, this effervescent fluid body, protesting its expulsion from the clasp its nourishing mother, awaiting its inevitable extraction, gleams with an exciting hope for transcendence. The pungent aroma of earthly soil juts deeply into my senses, as if beckoning my departure from this nostalgic flash of grief. I nod with a quaint understanding and continue on with my walk..

[@Alex-tx6by]

jumping on FB to give a state union address on yourself is wild

[@InkandFish555]

I've dated multiple women like this. They've been told they're amazing and brilliant their whole adolescence, they think their education is evidence of this, they think there is something world changing inside them and they just need the right degree or inspiration to bring it out of them, but they're too stupid to realise they're just a normie, they've been lied to, and she'd be happier and more fulfilled if she had three kids in her early 20s and worked a job stacking shelves in a grocery store.

[@pooscifer]

this comment smells like sour grapes

[@Dud3xx]

@@poosciferyou should take a shower, it might fix that

[@worldcure7883]

​@pooscifer you got offended by a comment. You wish you had kids too?

[@heroinmom153]

​@@pooscifer Aaaaaaand you're dragged

[@HaykTKD]

Agreed. I dated a few women like this as well, and they all had VERY solid careers, but they were at the beck and call of their employer. I’m not kidding, I had one that talked about having kids. I said I’d like to have more than two. and she said “okay, but I don’t think my firm would support that.” What. Why the fuck does your employer care how many kids you have? She thought it was totally normal, and now she’s peaking her 30’s with ZERO kids crying how the years have gone by while I have a wife and kids. I feel so bad for single guys right now, the market is SO fucked.

[@RoshDroz]

I love being smart, like this lady clearly does. And I effing love science

[@lacanian_lifter]

Love really is love

[@mercster]

I bet you do, Sally.

[@HeyYoSurveyTime]

Science is smart and virtuous.

[@HeyYoSurveyTime]

​@flol-rb8qyit is lol fine you probably are anti vacks too. Hope you like you're president in jail lol so dum.

[@HeyYoSurveyTime]

​@flol-rb8qy? did you deleted my comment or?

[@uwotmate-d3m]

Basically, she hit the wall at 30 after being ran thru for 15 years and now she regrets everything.

[@nonyabiz9340]

20* years

[@Dulceria-La-Princesita]

30* years

[@nonyabiz9340]

@@Dulceria-La-Princesita 😆

[@cerealmilk4114]

tldr

[@AMMAZZARE]

She doesn’t regret everything. She’s too old to get that sort of attention anymore and she wants to go back.

[@eddiegrant58]

Would be interesting to hear *her* psychoanalyze Sam.

[@nathanisbauce]

She’d call him a Narcissist and give herself a gold star.

[@eddiegrant58]

@@nathanisbauce Yeah, either that or she'd call him a fat, lazy, selfish, disgusting slob. Who knows?

[@eddiegrant58]

@@nathanisbauce Yeah, either that or she'd call him a phat, laizy, sellf ish, dis gus ting slawb. If SH isn't a narcissist then literally no one is.

[@eddiegrant58]

@@nathanisbauce If Sam Hyde isn't a narcissist then literally no one is.

[@nathanisbauce]

@@eddiegrant58 I think most everyone has some sort of narcissistic tendencies, however I think one of the defining features of an actual narcissist is self-awareness. The narcissist thinks everyone else is the problem where normal people are able to identify narcissistic tendencies within themselves. I don’t think Sam is the type to shy away from his narcissistic behavior.

[@brutaka5058]

I was narcissistically wrapped in my substances. priceless.

[@SaintJames14]

Well said tbh

[@arrux4822]

It's all so tiresome

[@antonioreconquistador]

"Was"

[@ChrisF-jt1qf]

I think professors that say "children are queer" should legally have their addresses be public

[@krummlauf777]

@Burger_pants damn right

[@alfredonski]

In some places the sentence is death.

[@ewrgaming]

They should be kept in a prison camp.

[@mightywhiskas3880]

1:17 “KI days” is her referring to Killer Instinct for the Ninteno 64. She was probably a professional.

[@nunyabaznus7851]

Damn bro, N64, that's an obscure reference. At least you could said Snes.

[@mightywhiskas3880]

@@nunyabaznus7851 snes version is for chumpsssss

[@SamDeHerd-sp8ct]

Nah this is perfect! Ima imagine this lady was pro killer instinct on her off days.

[@STOPSYPHER]

This sounds like a manifesto

[@jon4915]

Female version of Ted Kazinsky.

[@BIacklce]

A womanifesto thank you very much

[@jcdenton4847]

30 yr old white woman writing this before she goes to bitch at a manager

[@briancomforti3890]

The worst part is the hypocrisy

[@mayoasscracker]

Sam is the pied piper of hypocrisy with his army of lost and wayward youth

[@mortlmusic8948]

You don't?

[@endlessvice988]

I thought it was the r🦍

[@pandavelli8176]

Is this a Bill Cosby video??

[@ugandanknuckles3900]

You could say the hypocrisy, but it's deeper than that. I think what we all hate, is how pathologically irrational women can be. That's the thing, it's all because of how they felt, or took something in the moment; and it's all bs if they just would look at things for how they are in the current moment. But they don't. They gripe on the past, become inflamed, follow mental tangents into hysteria, get upset at the laundry list in their head keeping them infatuated over you. I've lived it for years. It's...how women are. But they're a spectrum of insane to completely disconnected from their emotions, both sides are AWFUL. Logical women are boring, they're like DND nerd levels of meh, never dealt with them. But crazy has always been my...fate..

[@minecraftmike5193]

Julian slumped on the couch, in socks, rolling weed… absolutely disgusting

[@v1sudo]

I love Minecraft

[@RustyShackleford19999]

@@v1sudoplay pubg

[@Cobbido]

Should he be barefoot?

[@minecraftmike5193]

@@Cobbido sitting up with some shoes on would be a start

[@PabloSanchezzzz]

MinecraftMike in this comment section, overweight, seething over Bic on multiple videos… absolutely pathetic

[@benababas]

sounds like lena dunham

[@Gemmycobson]

Sounds like sammy has a type

[@zh9732]

What's the difference between sammy and her though? She's an eggless career woman wistfully thinking about the life she never got......and he's an equally childless single guy taking superchats for TRT and getting irrationally angry at literally everything under the sun I think they belong together ❤❤❤ They should reconnect and make an autistic little family in a Hyde Redemption Arc

[@pablo.gonzales945]

Lmao

[@chrish4nsen]

Ur not wrong, lol.

[@MingusDynastyy]

Perfect

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

​@@MingusDynastyyPFL Perfect Family Life

[@ellie1903]

The most beautiful love story….the one who got away

[@jonvia]

FB is now a place for your cracked out aunt to randomly message you about nothing.

[@Gadfly333]

Did you accept her friend request? I didn't accept my Mother's friend request on FB.

[@orfeo793]

Now? It's been that way for at least a decade now

[@AMMAZZARE]

That describes the internet in general. The internet was occupied mostly by Gen x (who were still in our 20’s) up until the point when FB became popular and old women started using the internet to look at pictures of their grandchildren or whatever. I miss the way it use to be, but that version of the internet ain’t coming back.

[@bigtupa5613]

"you cannot teach an old dogs new tricks" really gets a fire burning under my ass whenever i am reminded of this

[@billybenjamins4126]

i actually did start an internship as a programmer at 33. far from ideal, but staying in my rut would have been worse

[@patrickbateman312]

That's good man. Sam's a funny guy, but people who rely on him for life advice are going to wind up sorely disappointed. If you're not happy with your position in life, it's never too late to try to improve yourself in some way.

[@chrish4nsen]

AI is gonna steal your job lol.

[@billybenjamins4126]

@@chrish4nsen more like eastern europeans and indians, i'm spending less than i earn and not taking the money for granted

[@camj4253]

@TrakDaddyfor sure, the urgency I think is to get that shit into people who still have plenty of time+get those who are “running out” to get up off their ass

[@patrickmcguire9671]

Sam's way of thinking is not practically applicable to most people. You only get one life and any decision is better than no decision. One of the worst things you can do is dwell in doubt and negativity.

[@paulraines9635]

In another timeline, her and Sam figured their shit and got married before they turned 23.

[@heronoverdose]

There is no timeline except this one where she wasn't slain by Sam.

[@nicodoe9396]

That's the current timeline. He murdered her and stole her Facebook password

[@TheSutanian]

In that timeline, idubbbz never marries and screws *Sam* over, after being screwed over by him.

[@htieksamoht2159]

Most girls in my generation who were into dance club culture ended up experiencing some form of sexual assault. There's so much more to nightlife than going to bars where the security guards sell roofies, but for some reason it's the go-to.

[@crusaderpenguin5326]

It’s pathetic behavior for people with high time preferences. People who go to those places (men and women both) can’t think about anything but immediate gratification. Disgusting.

[@htieksamoht2159]

@@crusaderpenguin5326 yeah I def feel biased against it. Someone I know was r***ed by a local EDM artist. After a while people caught on to what he was doing and dropped off the face of the earth, still re-offended. Most people I knew growing up were running from something, and that landed them in shitty situations. I did it too. Part of growing up I guess. +5 years clean from heroin without inpatient rehab.

[@spod32827]

@@crusaderpenguin5326artificial love

[@brotherman147]

I've been told that the best way to spend nightlife is drinking a glass of milk and going to bed at 9:30 pm exact, is this the key to making 100k+ plus a year bros?

[@maxgucciardi4507]

​@brotherman147 does oat milk work? I'm lactose intolerant.

[@mcdouche2]

I love hearing these stories of people complying with pandemic mandates and suffering from it.

[@tonyreyes3780]

Imagine staying inside for 3 years and not seeing your friends and family, all because the government said so.

[@AMMAZZARE]

People like her didn’t suffer. They relished being #InThisTogether and all the sloganeering and virtue signaling that came with it.

[@DavidConnerCodeaholic]

“I write about speculative fiction” “I mostly write speculative history” “Well my work largely encompasses a diverse variety of speculative sexuality and speculative gender” Replace speculative with “what-if”

[@dstein111]

Why does Sam surround himself with idiots?

[@SyntheticShinobi]

It’s kind of like when fat broads have even fatter friends. They look skinny by comparison

[@EliLemke-ft3fs]

Hey team should we let him know?

[@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry]

At least he has money and influence and religion. Most people surround themselves with idiots and stay broke and losing.

[@groyperfuhr4871]

@@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry lol what religion? never seen him do anything religious that wasn't for a laugh

[@snowy6944]

@@groyperfuhr4871he’s borderline Christian have you not seen half the podcasts with Charles?

[@leek5682]

My ex reached out to me today for the first time in years just to tell me she had a kid. Good for her! but I don't care and didn't ask

[@JustJoey727]

Incredibly random idk what she was expecting from your response some self satisfaction.

[@RxYouth]

Thats honestly pretty crazy, I can't imagine what she was hoping to gain or accomplish by doing so besides basically getting kudos or rubbing it in your face in some way.

[@l.ronhubbard5445]

What she said was that she had a kid. What she meant was will you come raise it?

[@KatiesArabVision]

That’s a big yikes. 😂

[@jflanagan9696]

Sounds like she was trying to inspire jealousy. Just block her, no good can come from it.

[@Tommyknocker7]

Ballfart ploopy

[@ringomandingo1015]

Yass queen

[@maxpresto]

Honestly. This speaks volumes.

[@infantryL0RD]

So brave

[@swisserty]

Don’t say that

[@ZoltánNagy-m7m]

This is exactly why I don't take Sam's advice on women, because he dated THIS

[@blanketparty5259]

He also isn't married or with kids

[@tyul]

Doesn’t that just back up his opinions tho ? He’s been in the trenches

[@ZoltánNagy-m7m]

@@tyul Every single story he tells about his exes makes them sound completely insane. I'm pretty sure he has no way of telling the crazies apart or just doesn't care because they're hot.

[@duke3250]

​@@ZoltánNagy-m7mthey're all that way

[@worldcure7883]

He dated art school types. What do you expect from an art student.

[@limemason]

"It must be nice to be insane." lol

[@Deletedvirus404]

"...to be (an) insane (girl)."

[@getmeoffthisrock6]

sure is 😎

[@playablecharacter3871]

You dont have to repost anything with bic in it ever again, it is not necessary

[@Born2b_WILDe]

Patrice O'Neal on O & A is great content. He's definitely missed.

[@hereliesrocumia3159]

Look how that turned out

[@bbbbbbb51]

I've listened through all of it so many times over the past 6-7 years. Easily the most entertaining radio/conversations ever recorded. It's not even close. True lightning in a bottle

[@hereliesrocumia3159]

@@bbbbbbb51 Definitely entertaining and funny but people are fuckin crazy if they think Patrice was right about women. His wife pisses on his grave, takes his money, his fans money, and finds Tyrone. Kid wasn't even his. And then he died from eating chocolate bars.

[@israelCommitsGenocide]

@@hereliesrocumia3159 cry more redditor simp

[@missalbania9260]

Linger longer

[@silentrush2840]

No views in 0 seconds, fell off

[@lilexistentialcrisis2197]

Such a funny comment, laugh my ass off every time i see this posted under every single KZbin video twenty times a day, original too!

[@Adeptus_Santos]

​@@lilexistentialcrisis2197I see your name matches the way u comment

[@silentrush2840]

@lilexistentialcrisis2197 Haha yeas! That's where I got the idea! 💡 💡

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

jajaja 😂😂😂😂 so funny brother

[@pickler_pickler]

NO SKIBIDI IN 0 RIZZ? SAM GOT FANUM TAXED!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

[@SpaklesDr]

Moving away from the mic to breathe is working well. Tay would be proud.

[@maikeru01]

Years ago at a family thing, i said that people over 30 who have facebook are disgusting losers because it was a website designed for college students to chat with their friends. And my cousin's --at the time 33 year old husband who is now well over 40-- smiled as though this was a gotcha and reminded everyone that he was over 30. And the only thing he could say to defend himself was "we'll see what happens when you turn 30" Well I never forgot that conversation and when I turned 30 in 2017. Facebook was already total shit. I had already lost most of my friends and gained a reputation as a white supremacist, transphobic, homophobic blah blah blah. So the night before my 30th birthday I deleted it. And I have never once missed it. I have never been curious about what's going on, what it looks like now, and I've never needed to contact one of the people I used to be "friends" with on there or needed one of the pictures I had uploaded on there, or any information that was in a comment or private message. I can't even remember what I ever used it before I was just constantly posting Mark Dice videos and other examples of CNN lying, to a group of people who were dumb enough to watch and trust CNN in the first place.

[@SaintJames14]

Welcome to the real man's club bro. Over 30, no fb/socmed

[@heroinmom153]

Sounds like a you problem 🤷‍♂️

[@jrchickenbone]

im glad you realized but at the same time this post is like bragging about tying your shoes, props to the self awareness though

[@test99947]

who cares

[@tonyreyes3780]

You should sprint to a therapists office. You sound unhinged.

[@agonefire]

7:35 I like how Sam goes from “she was hella hot” to “she was ok” in the space of 3.5 seconds

[@Democracy_Manifest]

This guy tells you not to further your education as your get older because he's afraid of you highlighting his own short comings by doing so. Fact

[@tehmaid]

So you decided to enroll at a University at 32 years old, you will be 40 by the time you get the required job experience that other people already have at 24 years old. Who is going to hire you? You will be stuck at entry level jobs forever. Better than nothing, but that doesn't tell me how exactly he is wrong. If you already do something well, then getting a better education will simply improve your career paths, so there's nothing wrong about that, but again that implies that you are already doing well in life.

[@Perry.Okeefe]

Well her post seems to have worked perfectly to me, shes got old lovers paying her massive attention in public.

[@RediTtora]

We're making fun of her, but honestly there is no worse feeling than getting older and not being in any way shape or form relevant or validated by society. And that applies to men too. Yeah sure I've got a well-paying job and a house and a car but it's really lonely to just like when you go out and like you don't even get a second look

[@LUM-kb2rl]

Facebook Pro: people like this have an outlet that is FAR away from me Facebook Con: since i don't have a facebook i have no clue who in my life is making unhinged posts like this

[@cnote6923]

Damn this shit was sad before Nick started doing it.

[@LongWarEnjoyer]

Lmao yeah

[@thesebadseeds]

Before Nick came on full time it was quite a bumpy ride.

[@badfeng]

"If they were telling students this in 2004, imagine what they're saying today."

[@fanaticist]

sam's insecure narcissism intensifies.

[@EliLemke-ft3fs]

Foreal though he's gonna be hard to check. Imagine telling the world they're wrong meanwhile you sit in a underground Korean gamer bar with 4 overweight slobs and think youre some type of intellectual god hacking time and space cause you read lord of flies

[@ricknochefort4941]

I'd rather hear "you tested positive" than any sentence from this post.

[@nonyabiz9340]

to be fair the whole thing was one long sentence

[@yesok2954]

I knew a bipolar university student/professor in his mid 40s who would make the exact same type of posts.

[@yesok2954]

minus the "past lives" part it was almost exactly the same. He'd do that every few weeks. Definitely to do with delusions of grandeur bipolar stuff.

[@JrIcify]

"Everyone's either having kids or angry about something." You have to admit that's a good line.

[@DOBLE2CALIBeR]

That's somebody who just lives around miserable people.

[@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry]

​@@DOBLE2CALIBeRalso known as, people with no wife and kids.

[@NuttersTheTree]

It's a funny line but I doubt she appreciated it herself

[@InMyBunker]

@@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry . To me , being free is what makes me happy. Sounds miserable today having people you are Chained down to. Just sounds like you are a good lil dancing monkey. Having a wife and kids makes you way more of a chained down minion in America

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

​@@NuttersTheTree its ironic cuz it describes sam.

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

i can’t even imagine what the girls i used to hook up with are doing now. luckily i mostly don’t know and will likely never find out.

[@groyperfuhr4871]

mine are doing drugs. fuckin they never do them with me until after the fact ;-;

[@desktorp]

A couple weeks ago, the 2nd girl I ever f*cked back in high school texted me out of nowhere (I'm 40) .. We never dated, but we had an on-and-off sexual thing for several years. She was my sister's best friend, so I used to f*ck her when she'd sleep over. Apparently she now has a sexually unfulfilling marriage (sounds to me like her husband is a fat, small-d*cked beta but has money) that has mutated in to an 'open relationship' where she keeps a boyfriend on the side, but even that apparently isn't enough for her (the boyfriend is some little vegan dude she 'femdommes' on) and she's trying to hook up. From the sounds of it she has basically been craving my d*ck for the last 20 years. So that part is kinda cool. As far against my morals as it is, I'm strongly considering making an exception and doing it. I told her if it does happen, there'd be no submissive male fetish BS. She lives on the other side of the country, so it isn't like I can just pop over there for a couple hours. I'm single so I wouldn't be cheating or anything, but I'm having a hard time rationalizing the betrayal of my principles. I'm trying to find a wife and haven't been in to the casual sex thing for years. It's not just that. She mixed race (half asian) and I've become pretty racist. I do not want brown kids but I saw some shit on her facebook page (I did some recon) where she was talking about infertility, so I don't think that's a risk anymore. She's a stereotypical libt*rd feminist. Abnormally conflicted on this but have nobody to confide in about it. I guess I should just stop being a p*ssy. Normally I would just tell a ho to get lost but the old girlfriend thing is tough to resist, especially when she's obviously in to hardcore sh*t a lot of women won't do. Thanks for reading my reddit post. Please advise. (I had to censor all the cuss words to get the comment to post. Thanks KZbin)

[@ChipFreeSpace]

Damn sam was in love

[@MeanyMan123]

I can’t believe Letty posted that

[@__Jah__]

Brother printed this out like Alex Jones

[@marzupalami]

Haha you can tell she's the one that got away. Otherwise he wouldn't gaf.

[@weeger3930]

I honestly don’t get this comment what guy would see an ex post something like this and not think ‘Wow that’s fucking weird’?

[@marzupalami]

@@weeger3930 Uhhh, the answer to your question is, a guy that doesn't care, and is over her. Otherwise why would you give any oxygen to it? Searching the internet for something your ex wrote means you're still intersted in their life. If you don't care, you don't seek it out, and you sure don't share it with the audience lol.

[@momoaa]

​@@marzupalamiif i happened to be friends with her on fb still and actually used that website for some reason and it popped up on my feed and i was a content creator whose content relates to making fun of women, id absolutely use this.

[@sekaihokai]

the guy sam is talking to doesn’t know what he is talking about

[@raggamuffin2682]

All girls have a good body at 18 even the “ugly” ones. Look back at girls that were “ok” at 18 now and I promise u will think she looks way better than she did back then.

[@brianminsk8]

Nah that's not even close to true. Women are way hotter in their mid to late 20s and early 30s

[@MisterMosfet]

How many terabytes?

[@nonjaninja4904]

@@brianminsk8 Uh no. Milf coping.

[@raggamuffin2682]

@flol-rb8qy 😂

[@555Sludge]

@@brianminsk8HAHAHA. You’re out of your Fucking mind pal.

[@mercster]

That "Should I start at least using Facebook again?" really hit hard.

[@Ares_gaming_117]

Sam I can hear your mouth noises in the beginning like the video game VAs you criticized

[@maddoxsane4946]

Sam talking about hooking up with this man is quite funny

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzza]

effectiveness > eloquence 100% "I would have made this letter shorter if i had the time!" Blaise Pascal

[@baxterscientific]

This girl was partying alot and listening to "Panic at the Dicshole"

[@0scarWalsh]

Imagine some chick telling you that you look like you've herpes, and 15 years later you're reading out her Facebook posts for your audiences. That is a little sad, not gonna lie.

[@pink_chevy_emblem2676]

Ik and everyone in the comments is like ragging on her on behalf of him and they don’t even know her lol

[@UndisputedBillyBadass]

@@pink_chevy_emblem2676 I know them

[@vornamenachname594]

I think it's hilarious, while she is sad.

[@Section8dc]

Nah this was hilarious, this is why I love the guy, he genuinely does not gaf

[@dionysusyphus]

the only redeeming factor in this story is Sam (for all intents and purpose's) essentially hit it and quit it just to bring us tis glorious content p.s. Patrice's the GOAT no questions

[@nihilnihilnihil]

“it must be nice to be insane” - an insane person

[@kalkazar1371]

Am I the only one who sympathizes with this chick? It sounds like she's just realized her life's been wasted, but is still too indoctrinated to figure out what caused it.

[@peaceofmind8716]

She will realize it when she hits 40

[@TheInternationalJew]

A comment below yours is "I Miss Getting Attention" Director's Extended Cut

[@1776WillCommenceCanada]

You sympathize because she hasnt ruined your life/you dont know if shes a

[@FreshJordans507]

Being eloquent is good shes just not saying anything deep like she thinks she is so it doesnt work here.

[@onionfarmer3044]

36 = old You would think sam is a teenager if you only listen to him.

[@filho4437]

I had to get a rare surgery a few years ago, and the surgeon had gone back to school at 30. When I looked at what the insurance had paid her for the procedure, it was 6 figures. If you can find a way to finish school in your 30s, maybe you won't make 6 figures in a day, but I bet you'll be better off than if you didn't. Assuming you spent the governments money of course. Trades actually suck unless you're into them for more than the money.

[@nicknickson3650]

@@filho4437 "Trades actually suck unless you're into them for more than the money." Yep wish I knew this sooner. Got into welding just because I wanted a decent paying job. Turns out there's a welding "culture" and if you're not down to work 60 hours a week and talk about welding all the time, you won't fit in. Also there's always plenty of Hispanic 18 year olds who just got certified and will replace you if you refuse overtime.

[@LibertarianAutocrat]

I think he meant as a girl tho. I'm 31 and I think a 31 year old girl is way too old for me.

[@filho4437]

@@LibertarianAutocrat He specifically said anyone over the age of 30 is old and should give up on school or trying to become anything more than they already are.

[@groyperfuhr4871]

@@filho4437 tech trades are sweet getting to "work" from home.

[@Phisherman10]

People need to realize writing like you have a thesaurus at your hand isn’t impressive. Ernest Hemingway wrote incredibly simply, and his stories are some of the best you can read.

[@ellie1903]

I like eloquence, it’s nice now and then

[@Gemmycobson]

Brevity is the soul of wit.

[@ellie1903]

@@Gemmycobson you say that but then you’ve probably never had a hot person flirt with their big words to you….like haha, wtf you talkin about …shake u booty smartie pants haha

[@DenSvartaStjarnan]

@@Gemmycobson Brevity and eloquence are not mutually exclusive. If anything, an eloquent person can express themselves with the least amount of words needed.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

Well that was the most depressing segment in a while.

[@wavereb]

Pure poetry. We need more good ones like her.

[@TheIndigoPill]

Sam proves her point byngiving her the exact spotlight she desires. This clip is proof Sheep

[@lordfizzz]

ermmm fellow humans much?

[@SUBARCTICPSYCHO]

"We humans"

[@MorteoLX]

Excerpts from a very public diary. So public, Sam is the only person to have read them.

[@ptcosmos]

7:08 I love your channel and your audience, I'm gonna comment on ALL your videos for years until I reach your level of subscribers.

[@MoggerNChief]

10:40 sent me

[@cerealmilk4114]

the purple prose this woman put down on a facebook post just to describe how unhappy she is with her life choices is quite entertaining.

[@jessica-zd4gi]

Miss girl said “fallow”

[@CorruptDemocratsJ6]

Another ignorant, immature 304

[@ovariantrolley2327]

Noone effin cares if someones using fb again

[@moonflow5133]

Facebook is the worst its ever been, yet it's at ATH on the stock market lol

[@gitarherow]

Aren't Samurai poets?

[@hemogoblin69]

They're artists of multiple forms. Poetry has its place, the post he's reading is not poetry

[@adeptusdoggodes8075]

I would bet $200 this lady is the chick Sam left Carnegie Mellon and a beautiful future as a hospital administrator for.

[@vornamenachname594]

he said she's from his HS days, so probably not

[@3rdWorldNola]

Isn't bic and Sam's daddy relationship a bit queer?

[@starwars6rulz]

We know this is a lie because Sam has never kissed a girl

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

The latest i heard reported that they were talking about crt bs in college was 2000. Some woman was spilling the beans. I forget if she was a professor or a former student, but the reds have been buttering us up for a long time!

[@glovesforsocks4603]

the high pitched ringing in this vid makes it unwatchable I feel like a dog

[@IrkedLurker]

I think you have tinnitus

[@glovesforsocks4603]

@@IrkedLurker nah bro I hardly hit my head in the crash

[@DavidConnerCodeaholic]

Hmmm not sure whether this is Frodo and Sam or Pippin and Sam

[@Ronkyort0dox]

She's not eloquent, just verbose.

[@YeIsCorrect]

sos did she end up committing or?

[@Freefallendless]

Bic sucks

[@sheepdog916]

10:24 So Anyway, I started Blastin.

[@theprescription1]

FUCKING Tuneyards!!! 🤣🤣🤣 dead

[@mentality111]

Sam Hyde Storytime ASMR 😴

[@WillArtigues]

This is actually so amazing and honestly a bit validating for me personally. I'm 26 and just got clean off heroin AGAIN a couple weeks ago... Yet in the last 2 years, I have taught myself how to play guitar, I have taught myself to write songs in the process, as well as learned to speak Spanish amongst countless other skills that I have picked up along the way due to my having a real passion for learning and a general sense that all of these skills will serve me well in the future. I used to get upset with myself when I would talk to my female friends or dates and would listen to them talk about all of the sex and fun they were having in their lives while I remained largely isolated and lonely most days. It made me feel like I was missing out on my life, that something was wrong with me because I lacked those things. Now I'm realizing that instead of having "fun" I have been, even in active addiction at times, developing a skill set and a genuine character that will prove to be much more valuable in the long run than having hundreds of one night stands or partying every weekend. Candidly, what saved me was getting on TRT and listening to positive male voices like Sam to pull me out of that feminine mentality that the left was shoving down my young native throat at that time

[@Rex_1984]

You still sound like a whiny bitch. Your comment reads like that psycho cunt’s Facebook post.

[@birdman9860]

You got on TRT at 26? Whoa

[@belottov]

You need to develop your soul. These people waste their life doing nothing but partying and coasting through life while in a nothing deadend job. These people eventually become a liability to the people around them.

[@WillArtigues]

@@birdman9860 i jave naturally low T

[@WillArtigues]

@@belottov live long enough and you eventually have to

[@jcdenton4847]

A truly smart person will explain abstract and complex things simply. Not huff their own farts in a bullshit manner

[@cevanfx40]

MmmmmBRUHhh

[@Fizzie_pops]

YEET

[@HarperSanchez]

I don't think I have ever wanted to not know about something more than the subject of this video.

[@SaintJames14]

Yet you watched it?