Sam Hyde's 2070 Paradigm Shift

[@ClintonomoBay]

>"by my calculations we only have 5 years left" >talks about the next 50 years

[@uwu-jv2jn]

haha dude memetext loll haha based hahaha meme arrows haha

[@xx_minecraftgang_xx5940]

@@uwu-jv2jn R/Woosh XDXDXD😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SpikeAnon]

See AOC. Says we only have 12 years left. Wants to destroy our economy so everyone starves before we reach the end. It's the leftist way.

[@oijqwoijdowiqjdqw]

@@uwu-jv2jn cringe

[@bushisback112]

It’s so damn easy to point out those who spend way too much time on Reddit

[@obtree]

half the people get the joke, the other half are the joke.

[@latrellfrasier]

Perfectly balanced.

[@Uhhhhhyeahuhhhh]

Scotty Rotten Point on the doll where Sam hurt you.

[@ryanroddy6129]

you dont understand S

[@billathanbilldogovich6716]

Scotty Rotten id love to know more about you and what you've done. LOL

[@warmgoodrob5611]

Don't feed the troll

[@bowzer863]

"Buzzfeed requested a comment from Sam Hyde but were only answered by a racial slur"

[@DjSunexx]

buzzfeed wrote that? that's fucking hilarius

[@prod.rhodamine]

source?

[@anthonyperez3182]

JEW

[@glipk]

Joe burnstein

[@oOclonOo]

Heebs

[@AnvilPro100]

"We're just gonna kill 'em!" awkward silence "WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM!!" *awkward silence intensifies* ".... So we looked at the data"

[@Oblio1942]

get dunked on

[@delciemcwhoopie]

the norm macdonald style.. if your punchline doesn’t land just repeat it until it does

[@prestohobo7685]

They listened to him and created the Corona to kill old and the weak

[@PastorDr.MartinSsempa]

When in doubt double down.

[@Tombalino]

13:48

[@perunplague9794]

"I was at a college and there was a student..." *2 minutes later* "...that student was Albert Einstein"

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Kamala Harris to Biden: And that little girl was Albert Einstein.

[@MansterBear]

@@worfsonofmogh1154 Biden in response: I knew that hair tickled my nose more than usual

[@r4psc4llion32]

*state enforced homosexuality*

[@Donutgames00]

Austin T where was that?

[@klt5756]

@@Donutgames00 14:52

[@ShawnofSteel874]

That’s actually gonna be a real thing in like 5 years

[@lukemesterovic5523]

I don't have a problem with that. It's equal.

[@rowmaster6894]

@@ShawnofSteel874 how lol?

[@brianthehawk]

I’m Sam Hyde. I’m an important thinker. I’m a creator, INNOVATOR, artist, idea. But above all else, I’m a passionate, child-like innovator. I’ve been all around the gerlobe. Globe.

[@MrSteezedisease]

you inspire children?? sounds pretty suspect bro

[@erikshure360]

I like how he says he's an innovator -- twice.

[@virginiastatesman4672]

@Christopher Marlowe Yes, the script says "Grillobe. Grillobe. Globe."

[@BltchErica]

g.gustafson1 And he said it multiple times during the speech. He's an idea.

[@who7063]

@@virginiastatesman4672 how do you know

[@hockeywarrior]

This is one of the most incredible things ever done in front of an audience.

[@wouldbabyhitlerkillyou4217]

agreed, highly underrated

[@alee7275]

@@James-xn1oe fuck you

[@electrictroy2010]

It’s just a comedy routine. Not much intelligence underlying it .

[@WorldWidePatriots]

@@James-xn1oe ye old six shitters

[@Nikotheleepic]

@@electrictroy2010 says the fucking tard, comedy, true comedy, requires the utmost intelligence and if you understood the subtext on why it's funny beyond xd random you'd grasp that, sadly you are nothing but a subhuman

[@unarei]

soda stream will do for soda what 3d printers did for assault rifles

[@somedude3448]

Essentially nothing

[@ryancolvard2683]

👉🏾👌🏾

[@purebloodheretic4682]

Genius! 👍 Recycle & Reload!😉

[@mainhalo117]

@@Azetay67 you know nothing about firearms 😂😂😂 you still need metal parts unless you want a melted piece of plastic that will backfire and blow your arm off

[@td8383]

"Good luck searching on the internet for Al Qaeda in 2070. Youll have better luck going next door and asking them in person."

[@callumwalker1881]

Europe 2019

[@callumwalker1881]

Gets me every time years on

[@TheSnoozeFox]

Not even lying a house two streets from mine got raided because there was muslim extremists in it, I live in London.

[@nickb1762]

TheSnoozeFox get out of that shithole

[@youcantbeatk7006]

@@TheSnoozeFox Get a gun to protect yourself. OH WAIT YOU CAN'T! LMAO

[@KimJongUnTheOneAndOnly]

"Teaching African Refugees how to program Java script"

[@drwhite7285]

@ludwig amadeus Whats the difference, when your African.

[@GenericMan]

@@QW0R Unironically just happened at the Fed.

[@gasbaroni]

@@drwhite7285 About 20 IQ points.

[@johnbacon4997]

@Conor Winston you just gotta scream it

[@logant4217]

2019 "learn to code" lol

[@Wodro]

"Ideas are great. Ideas are like currency. Great ideas come in all shapes and sizes. 9/11." ROFL

[@yechielblack9245]

question: what is ROFL?

[@maxrobbins4835]

yechiel black rolling on the floor laughing

[@AssistantLeaflet]

Ideas are like currency, and yet he said currency will be actual garbage.

[@pewp89]

Best part

[@pewp89]

Sometimes great ideas are horrible ideas 😂

[@TheLastSliceOfPie]

did he slap himself to keep himself from laughing?

[@SwagaNuts]

fuck tyou

[@anonony9081]

Also puts the paper in front of his face a few times lol

[@rexviperfan]

Timothy Schmid I think it's intentional that he looks like he sucks at public speaking. IT's like meta public speaking.

[@rexviperfan]

Timothy Schmid :p I don't know if that's true, reading this guy's intentions is difficult, and the other events he's done in public have not been nearly as bad as this. Unless you have anything official or direct, I'm lead to believe that it's intentional, whether or not he sucks at it. He even says "I know I'm a good public speaker," which might be tipping in the direction that it's intentional.

[@HoNUrkiN]

You can see him cracking up right before he hides his face literally every single time. He definitely slapped himself to keep himself from laughing.

[@jacobspread1639]

Sam Hyde has the ability to make any microphone sound like a fucking tin can

[@THESLlCK]

it's all the intentional heavy breathing. He exacerbates all the issues with talking in person. I could explain further

[@danbit]

It's amazing

[@TheCrispTurnip]

To be fair he was wearing a heavy set of armor

[@yojeli]

@@TheCrispTurnip u right

[@ZacharyVered]

He probably knows how each model works, so essentially he tries to make them sound very awful as part of the nuisance.

[@russellsankey]

"Pollution, war. Pollution! War! These are big problems! Fix it, NOW!!!"

[@asaltyone3015]

The absolute rage expressed when he said “now.”

[@BenDover-jy1wy]

Elon Musk. Tesla. Uganda trash. Ideas. solutions!

[@allenwilhelm7799]

Don't touch it..

[@bigman7842]

u reds

[@percival8193]

Close your eyes

[@gotpwit]

I lost it at "teaching African refugees how to program java script", Sam Hyde master troll

[@Warsie]

I thought ht was serious about that.

[@joesimmons90]

Me too. It was even funnier being that I know JS very well, lol.

[@Poolooskoo]

goodkat hehe, mega troll XD, heee master troll XSDDXDDDD hehe i hope to be a troll irl and on the net some day!!! XDDDDD

[@AdamHH11]

goodkat I love how he covers his face as if he's trying not to laugh

[@bowie8338]

+Oleg Krivonosov I can attest to this, I've learned PHP, Ruby on Rails, HTML, CSS, Pyhton, PHP, but for some reason I am completely unable to learn JavaScrimps....JAvaShramps....black people have some kind of algebraic cancellation when it comes to JabaShanks....

[@JoeyBonzoli]

The satire is so real it hurts

[@landan0135]

J it is no longer satire in many ways

[@thaksjtube]

The javascript thing has been real for a long time

[@billhodges7835]

Big chungus shaggy

[@Blackkey034]

U have no idea bro

[@bigstretch3548]

Goobas

[@iampartrik]

"Video games are gonna get more realistic."

[@laughsquad007]

That one gets me too, but none of my friends ever laugh at it. Actually just makes it funnier to me, tbh

[@youtoober2013]

When I read it in the comments I was like... there's no way that's funny enough to quote. ... but then I heard him say it... I take back my comment that was the best quote: 12:05 Right after that poor boy and the rest of the crowd lost all hope it was a joke at the mention of neoplasmids. BAHAHA

[@TokyoXtreme]

youtoober2013 Most of the future depth-grovellers in the audience simply couldn’t mentally process the idea that future video games could get more realistic.

[@youtoober2013]

No, actually, I'm pretty sure everyone understands that video games are going to be more realistic. What they were trying to wrap their heads around was why he mentioned it in the first place. He was going off about all these far-fetched "funny" things... then he mentions that. They were sitting there stunned, wondering about the implications of realistic video games... lol. For a second, he got them all to seriously pay attention, over something so trivial BAHAHA! Genius.

[@TokyoXtreme]

youtoober2013 Yes, that's the joke.

[@definitelynotmymain1808]

I love his attempts to not laugh at his own bullshit.

[@trombone7]

Masterpiece. Comedy gold. Nervous as hell because it's a self dare and I think he thought he would get shutdown by security at any moment. We should all be more like him.

[@curzoncax4273]

I am. It’s just being honest with yourself and never giving up your freedom.

[@RodneeGirthshaft]

@@curzoncax4273 prove it.

[@buddy4445]

I love how he unironically gives one of the best TED talks ever

[@uncle_esau]

I love how in the start he immediately goes in between the word props. Its like he really thought security was going to come for him. But they never did.

[@RobGradyVO]

Hes got nothing to be Nervous about. He's been all over the Grilobe.

[@gibletgravy]

i love how everyone went silent as soon as he said "WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM"

[@TheModernHermeticist]

well said

[@GoogieBuiscut]

Timestamp?

[@lambgries8560]

FamilyBuiscut 13:57

[@spscarter]

his laugh when he tries to start up right after that gets me every fucking time

[@CAkidTalks]

I

[@AlexRasengan1337]

"22 year old kid" lmao

[@arseface2k934]

DPofEternalnessity yeah I know, Sam doesn't look a day older than 19

[@visionofdisorder]

@@theyeking7023 27 or 28

[@theyeking7023]

@@visionofdisorder yea

[@aurorasun-qs1pg]

He's been drinking his hormone milk

[@StaggaLags]

"We've got lewd media. We've got some nasty bedroom things on TV. And they're sexualizing young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it.... and that.... it shouldn't be that way." LMAO

[@colintherookmain7419]

Talk about telling the future.

[@213213yoyo]

666 likes

[@creaturedanaaaaa]

The best part is that one guy in the audience don't of laughter.

[@MrSinister718]

We looked at the data

[@mechadonia]

That fuckin delayed chuckle from that one guy in the audience

[@bgroll]

I also ˡᵒᵒᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃᵗᵃ and Dr. Hyde is right: we need to teach refugees Javascript

[@LordsofMedia]

GET ON IT!

[@seanlaffey3633]

@@LordsofMedia THINK IT! DREAM IT! DO IT!

[@martiniversen4898]

ALL AROUND THE G R I L O B E.

[@grizzgamer3860]

*long pause

[@GloryHoleBased]

globe...

[@fedpostah]

@@GloryHoleBased Took him two years to say it

[@PlanetSulfur]

9/11, look at what they accomplished. Just 11 guys with no weapons that don't even speak English. This proves that sometimes good ideas are actually horrible ideas.

[@NapoleonDynamite0000]

Mark Jacobsen huh

[@dustycomputer1806]

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed as hard in my life when he said that

[@verypython3667]

what does that even mean Sam, please I need to know

[@poopfart65]

You mean smart ideas are bad ideas

[@fedpostah]

You mean the magnificent 19

[@myopicthunder]

That was a hilarious parody of tedx at tedx.

[@arcadedomination8006]

it also shows a lot of incompetence on tedx' part.

[@chadhansen5057]

Tex x next x

[@youtoober2013]

10:07 "Close your eyes, we're going to change some minds right now. Everybody close your eyes." ... **never tells audience to open their eyes back up**

[@Icemario87]

i knoww!!

[@bluescreen5678]

I love how he goes from legalizing gay marriage to state enforced homosexuality in less than a minute. 14:15 - 14:52

[@jakobsievers]

And to gay men developing reproductive organs shortly thereafter as well😂

[@flexyourstyle9136]

Kinda like real life

[@Xpzilla]

@@flexyourstyle9136 Get a grip

[@Kshea44ify]

@@Xpzilla Drag Queen story hour.

[@flexyourstyle9136]

@@Xpzilla I have a grip. It's on my morality and my tight non-prolapsed sphincter.

[@joshuagrahamcrackers]

"I think there can't possibly be anything worse than what we have right now." *looks directly at audience*

[@IETass]

*smolders

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

It’s like he knew.

[@BlessTheseGames]

Sam Hyde reminds me of an NPC in Grand Theft Auto

[@stanleycupchamps2009]

It would be great to have him on Blaine County Community radio with Ron it would be legendary

[@berndblabla4249]

Elder Scrolls Theres noone like that in GTA Dude

[@jsm530]

No he needs to be a radio host. Thatd be epic

[@LukeOrionMarble]

@@berndblabla4249 I think he means like one of the main NPCs or a radio host

[@kwame3819]

More like a PC bro, look at his get up. he just killed a legion guard and took his armor and get up for tedtalk

[@Kancerru]

At least like 3 people in the audience get the joke.

[@spenceranderson4563]

12:08 "Video games are going to get more realistic" then no fucking follow up, kills me everytime.

[@MrRatman134]

can't wait for Cyberpunk 2070 the lore sounds really deep. Can't wait to gather all that neo-plasmin

[@sumwon1575]

Data-pagan, aaand a cyber-vegan

[@tear728]

one more month and we can finally start gathering

[@maxmikkelsen166]

out right now

[@slappeslang890]

It sucks :(

[@lic.josechavez8837]

Spoiler aleeeert, it sucks

[@TheBendermen]

Character breaks: 3:37 That same sense of child-like play 4:43 Teaching African refugees JavaScript 4:58 The challenges that tomorrow will face 5:29 The unwashed masses 6:17 Creator, innovator, artist, idea 7:42 We're all world citizens 9:54 Pollution! War! 14:07 So we looked at the data

[@_marlene]

So you looked at the data

[@TheBendermen]

​@@_marlene What can I say, I'm a creator, innovator, artist, idea

[@toogoodlimegreen]

That 9/11 thing floored me.

[@ongogablogian1876]

Wht 9/11 thing?

[@LordsofMedia]

And your name was "1 WTC"

[@cj5312]

@@ongogablogian1876 watch again

[@jackaryyy]

"great ideas come in all shapes and sizes... ...9/11" "By some guys who couldn't even speak English" Fucks me up

[@penjaminfranklin]

This is the most uncomfortable thing ever. I love it.

[@pie4]

Race riots

[@wangchung_]

you should check his visit to Rutgers

[@grandpathong]

CAN YOU CONTROL THE SLIDES

[@marcusdebusk125]

grandpathong go back GO BACK !! Ok Ok

[@123spill90]

They can't control the slides I can't control my sides

[@123spill90]

b-but radkun it is 4:19 o' clock i swear i do not indulge in narcotics

[@droopytoucan278]

"We looked at the data" just shows an image of a family sitting next to a tv

[@toximan2008]

"roll the clip!" *shows picture*

[@6milliondollarextreme617]

The speaker was very informed. I learned a lot.

[@LiquidShamanMan]

"Soda stream will do for soda what 3D-printing did for assault rifles" I don't know why that cracks me up so much.

[@jakobsievers]

Yeah that one made me laugh as well. Even though I have zero idea what it even means. Great comedy😊

[@THESLlCK]

@@jakobsievers it essentially did nothing to either because both were accessible and easy to make at home before they were only slightly streamlined by the introduction of sodastream and 3D printing, respectively

[@neverenoughgames72]

@@jakobsievers sodastream sucks, 3d printed assault rifles suck. Its really simple. The way he delivered it like it was motivational, and groundbreaking makes it comedy gold. One of my favorite quotes.

[@schizophrenicgaming365]

​@@neverenoughgames72look up hoffman orca. Theyre on par with polymer ones now

[@dadstheme9750]

I'm an important thinker

[@thecianinator]

Innovator

[@refueling7055]

idea

[@B61zz13]

Technology

[@edeliteedelite1961]

... creator, innovator, artist, idea. But above all else... I'm a passionate, childlike INNOVATOR.

[@TheSnoozeFox]

Really want to know which predictions he skipped

[@thetetrisgodx]

All the ones that actually came true

[@dead_kennedys7870]

TheSnoozeFox I don’t think he had anything, was just making it seem like he had more.

[@Griff48432]

look up "How to bomb the us government"

[@strangebrew1231]

Read MDE’s book “How to Bomb the US gov’t” it’s got all the 2070 predictions

[@SpikeAnon]

@@strangebrew1231 How can you get that book? I want it but I can't find a place that will sell it because of the name.

[@Jawarhalahl]

"By my calculations we have five years until the world ends" *spends the rest of the time talking about 2070*

[@bigfan1041]

That's how much he cares about ideas

[@rturae]

7:42 "And they're sexualizing young girls and its getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@huginnmuninn7221]

And it shouldn't be that way

[@localforearm1627]

Look at what they accomplished, with no weapons, and 11 guys WHO DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH

[@TheXeeman]

I love how he hides his face with the paper and the audience thinking wtf is going on

[@_chipchip]

"video games are gonna get more realistic" Best one.

[@TehPwnerer107]

BUT THE _GRAPHICS_ MAN THAT'S REALLY WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT LOLOLOLOL

[@absol102]

@@TehPwnerer107 dunkey... lmaoi

[@ceoofworldpeace8901]

VR

[@chadwickmcfaggins9734]

he’s not wrong

[@WorldWidePatriots]

What's funny about that?

[@strangebrew1231]

>tells everyone to close their eyes >never tells them to open them again

[@mattuiop]

*ISRAEL WIPED OFF THE MAP*

[@gibran8751]

Mattuiop BYE BYE!!! (not my choice...)

[@spookycrane9318]

Mattuiop Jesus Christ would’ve been alive, usury would’ve never been tried, degeneracy wouldn’t of been a norm, no world wars ! Take them out

[@johnmcternan4157]

Surprise Surprise BIGOTS.

[@Copyright_Infringement]

@@spookycrane9318 >Implying the World Wars were not the result of generations of monarchical infighting and inbreeding

[@capaxver]

@@Copyright_Infringement h*ck y*s, down with the kings and cripples then we'll finally be free to do what we have been dreaming of

[@Davith_D]

"Walk with me" *Walks backwards*

[@matthewlayford1736]

"I dunno, man. It's nothing. It's just a bunch of crap."

[@curzoncax4273]

Best feeling ever. Audience has no clue.

[@froz1]

He was so excited to answer that question

[@trodai9607]

15:55 2070, "Israel, straight up ripped off the map. [In Jewish accent screams “BYE! BYE BYE!!! BYE!!!”] Not my choice, it’s… probably what’s gonna happen. Okay." -Taken from the github transcript.

[@soosyicy9986]

I pray

[@xCynder]

>when you take the piss out of tedx but it turns out to be almost all true Incredible.

[@Fanaz10]

the woman in the front seems to really enjoy the talk

[@strangebrew1231]

The elderly understand satire

[@charlesdarkly7795]

She rules

[@thedumbdog1964]

Loved watching her react and you can even hear her laughing

[@friedawuzhere]

It's his mom

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@friedawuzhere Actually it was his girlfriend.

[@Isntthisalreadytaken]

The "we're just gonna kill em" was like the best fucking part and nobody laughed, I love it.

[@narwhalbacon5062]

They should invite real intellectuals on the show such as myself and my fellow redditors. I'd be willing to discuss atheism, science, gaming or even Japanese culture.

[@Awgez24]

Wow someoen marked this as spam they got really grumpy

[@WilliamConville]

Yeah... Your name definitely sounds intellectual.

[@ALOTOFCARROTSTICKS]

Fuck reddit

[@ZeroOdyssey]

The fact you are here is quite funny and ironic. Thank you for your presence and time.

[@iDukeByrne]

you're trying too hard

[@AnonyStoner420]

DAMN I WANT A SEA FLOOR EASY, CHEESY BAKED POTATO

[@Bilboban]

Zack Knight I'll fight you for it

[@xxllarge116]

its gonna blow your socks off

[@Tony-Gunk]

Zack Knight just bring an extra pair of socks

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@Tony-Gunk cause your normal pair are gonan get blown off

[@softjoker]

5 years later and the government still hasn't forced me to lactate once a month. How long will we be safe boys?

[@baltic1940]

10 years later and we're still good. I know those mfkers are plotting.

[@thomasjones1682]

Just to show how little they put into researching their speakers they literally had the guy read word for word off a wikipedia article

[@modularmoon]

cant stop laughing, this is absolutely brilliant.

[@masonw536]

Max Nelson omg I’m subbed to u

[@NathanialWheelerHD]

"Sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas."

[@franklafin409]

So good. I think the crowd thought he was dead serious til about halfway through.

[@xiTom1876]

he goes way over the timer lmao

[@michaelwoodruff5752]

My god that JavaScript line

[@richard8670]

truly inspiring, sam hyde is the voice of a generation

[@nxxdle_]

king rad I love your pfp that’s one of my favorite albums ever

[@botas5254]

Nice pfp

[@4000Wiggins]

We looked at the DATA. We looked at the Data.

[@apanst]

WALK WITH ME

[@alee7275]

apanst hahahaha

[@user-hw3xd5qg6x]

I’ll never get over “Teaching African refugees how to program JavaScript”

[@imDezrt]

"state enforced homosexuality" *picture of steve jobs smiling* something about the pairing of those two fucking kills me

[@brucelee6415]

I love how you randomly hear 1 or 2 people laughing in the audience when they finally realise its a joke

[@stinkmonger]

I like how he hides his face whenever he can't stay in character and starts laughing.

[@Saturn-uz6jc]

"Culture is a Sewer" Never have truer words been spoken in all of human history.

[@chantforezkaton2000]

A parable -- a story, if you will

[@imDezrt]

Old lady in the front row was based. She got most of his predictions, laughed especially hard at 'facebook has your birth certificate'

[@PotHat]

Sam Hyde is a genius, there is more to this talk than just humor.

[@bizzarroworld2123]

Midgeon Mac no one asked you

[@Pederson1995]

uh yeah the fascist subtext is pretty obvious

[@jakejanssen4319]

Dylan Pederson what's so fascist about state enforced homosexuality?

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

Clearly someone's afraid of being a little fabulous.

[@bennyfromthe72]

@Dylan Pederson Oh another insecure/humourless/mono-braincell leftist who doesn't know what satire is. Quickly, do something significant in the world before natural selection takes care of you lol.

[@thattimestampguy]

0:49 Water claimed 💧 1:15 2:00 Pat yourselves on the back 2:38 We’re The Machine 4:24 What Inspires You? 5:17 Ideas 💡 🎤 6:14 Creator, 6:44 Where are we? 7:25 TV 📺 7:54 world citizens learn to share 8:27 We gotta play harder 9:49 POLLUTION WAR. Fix it NOW! 11:06 Sea Farming 🌊 Trash = Money Pleasure Domes

[@ChrisHennick]

11:15 Sea floor farming is hard. Who's gonna dive down and pull the seaweeds?

[@thenew4559]

Mexicans.

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

African kids! Thanks to Mr. Hyde, they know Javascript!

[@ChaBoiNeil]

The Neo upper class (aka Excelceites) will use their robot slaves to go and harvest the sea potatoes, tomatoes, etc. If you watched the speach and actually listened you would have known...

[@youtoober2013]

11:03 "HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEA CHEESY BAKED POTATOES THAT BLEW YOUR SOCKS OFF?! ... -cause you're gonna be."

[@thenumbah1birdman]

"...Cause it's that sense of childlike palying that's gonna save us in the end. albert einstein."

[@bart0642]

EZ

[@simonw156]

Greatest piece of performance art for the decade.

[@GustavoCLa]

Bolsonaro's secretary of Culture, Roberto Alvim, plagiarizing a Joseph Goebbels' speech while playing Wagner in the background and using the same hair style comes close to me.

[@vibri_]

"Israel, straight ripped off the map." *"BYEEEEEE!!!! BYEEEEEEE!! BYE-BYE!!!!"*

[@Nebzz]

TEDx is pretty much an open stage...

[@rudistade3331]

Apparently!

[@מתןפינק]

Two people laughed, two people cried, most people were silent.

[@TehDraqHD]

Cuties came out and i couldn’t help but to think that Sam Hyde warned us about the sexualization of children :/

[@johnbacon4997]

& race riots

[@rosihantu1]

Excelceeites taking over city centers by moving blacks out to white suburban areas in the name of racial equity. The neo upper class biggest land grab using the Fair Housing Act.

[@fedpostah]

It's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it

[@rust44]

Have you only found out about French cinema?

[@cancerconnoisseur]

Racial tension and riots too

[@helloimawesome77]

it kills me how he broke character only like 3 minutes in lmao he already knew he was about to drop one of the funniest stage performances of all time

[@georgesb3388]

7:41 "...And they're sexualising young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it. And that... it shouldn't be that way." I love how only one audience member laughed and everyone else pretended as if they didn't hear it.

[@RoachDogg_JR]

I'm surprised he held it together as well as he did after the Albert Einstein bit. I'd have just given up.

[@mattymcmattmatt77]

Imagine what would’ve happened if they had given him the second set of 18 minutes.... we’d be so much more enlightened about the coming paradigm shift

[@Chaos------]

"Race riots, extreme racial unrest" He fucking nailed that one.

[@aurora3067]

Yeah, that’s never not going to be true.

[@deadmeatjb]

Talk to your racist grandma abt the 60s

[@AS-rd4xi]

@@deadmeatjb still not as bad as today

[@realfinepork7308]

Bro, if you think you've seen the worst of it...

[@deadmeatjb]

@@AS-rd4xi u dont believe that but glad to see teenagers are still edgy

[@travissizemore7486]

Those kids are so lucky Sam wasn't armed.

[@krollic]

If he were, they wouldn't have gotten away with it.

[@e4y34zdfg]

They almost put him into a self-defense situation

[@omukssbm]

And the newest 3D Printer... your kid is gonna be printing up muslim barbie dolls!

[@ELECTROMA0230]

“Ideas are currency’s“ Sam Hyde just predicted the 2017 shitcoin market

[@Bpinator]

Oh he did and made bank off of it lol

[@johkupohkuxd1697]

@anonymous Yes and its overhyped bunk. Good for you tho.

[@granesqueleto]

2021 and nfts

[@seakay5705]

Sam Hyde is actually a modern genius. No one matches his humor.

[@sawyerdina7049]

Nathan Fielder does

[@seakay5705]

Sawyer Dina ew

[@lecharcutier3637]

You never heard of Nick Rochefort and Charles Carrol?

[@alexstalvey8555]

read the description his sceipt was written by his fans

[@vvviiixxx8745]

He’s no genius, just a provocateur comedian who wants to make cash by stirring the political shit pot by being a rebellious conservative.

[@oschawolff7852]

He completely ruin that forum. Nothing breaks their champagne and caviar illusion like holding mirror up to show them how full of themselves they are. Love it when they try to go on as though nothing was said, while deep down they all feel a deep sense of shame at the exposure of their hubris egotistical hedonisms. Bravo Mr. Hyde, well done sir.

[@rudistade3331]

Amen....Awoman

[@ofaestival]

Bro what are you even talking about? Quit acting like you know them 😂😂

[@tradissimuscrae2996]

2070 was a safe bet. We have less than 50 years to go and we basically just need the sea floor farming

[@HateTheBearsFTWbcYOLO]

"it's just a bunch of crap" I don't think I've laughed so hard at nothing tbh

[@Calvertron]

I have not laughed this hard in a very very long time.

[@Twrecks92]

I think I can die happy after watching this video.

[@vampvhs]

He predicted Cuties I’m waiting on the sea-farming

[@zeebluebro4166]

“you’re astrally projecting”