Sam Morril - The Only Thing Better Than Having a Baby - Comedy Central Stand-Up

In Positive Influence, Sam Morril reveals the only thing better than having a baby and promises to be honest with his kids about their career prospects.
Amy Schumer Presents Sam Morril: Positive Influence premieres September 14.
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[@zackmckenzie3582]

"You'll grow out of it" was a great double entendre.

[@laurenescarcha3246]

Good job for catching that!

[@zeffery101]

yeah, i was hoping he would say something like "eventually....that shirt won't fit him after a while"

[@jayescott920]

zeffery I definitely thought that was next.

[@para_bellum_1984]

Triple really :p

[@warlockthankless5323]

You my friend should go into a movie theater, sit next to the most uptight white people, and yell such things as "this reminds me of Woody Allen's earlier work." ....... shouts in advance to those who will know what I'm talking about 😁😁

[@arpangoswami2333]

Women can fake orgasm but can't fake their mood- that line will stay with me for a while😂😂

[@SarahScofield94941]

"Either way, we're both thinking about LeBron" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessface777]

"It's a miracle!" Then it grows up, "never mind..." XD

[@annabelrose303]

"Your a tiny jew. Thats why we named you T.J." LMAO

[@anthonyzullo]

Ded

[@k4taraa]

I was already dying laugh by the time I got to that part

[@zachariewinter8412]

*you're

[@Thirteenthdi]

I don't know what it is but he could be doing this in a suit and a cigar in hand, and it would look right.

[@cmmmmmmmw]

It's because he looks like he belongs on Vaudeville.

[@natalyamartirosyan]

The voice

[@osam4323]

It's the voice

[@grayson0916]

Thirteenthdi he’s got that deep voice and real natural charisma like Ron White that’s probably why😂 Obviously not as crude but both are great👍🏻

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

Like Lenny Bruce

[@digitallorin9595]

He has a line in a special that's something like, "Some of these jokes you're not gonna like the content, but structurally they're gonna be very solid." And honestly that's 100% how I feel about his standup. He makes me laugh out loud at even the kinds of jokes I don't usually enjoy, because he's so intentional with the structure and delivery - clearly really respects the craft of joke writing and puts in the time & effort. I really hope he blows up, or at least keeps on keeping on!

[@Abreu.Ashley]

"I confidentially walk back to overheated cars..." Buahahahahahaha

[@mrcarlwheezer584]

When he said this is a weird time at the start I immediately looked to see if this was posted within the past few months

[@wyfin5619]

Same

[@evan8654]

Me too!

[@xXxchikitotaxXx]

Same 🤣

[@AddaMay]

Same! 😆

[@timothyamaraobrien]

"That's why we named you TJ" Looking forward to more of him.

[@berakoc8556]

"You are a tiny jew"

[@arielberner7040]

Antisemitic much?

[@davidgalland3070]

ugh

[@arielberner7040]

@@davidgalland3070 ?

[@berakoc8556]

@@arielberner7040 Shame on him then I was just quoting.

[@theohbg1380]

Sam is genuinely funny but even if he wasn't I'd still listen to this amazing voice.

[@rocketpoweredunicorn]

agreed idk why people hate vocal fry so much. it gives me asmr tingles

[@juntjoonunya9216]

He's got a good radio voice

[@aniqahbe]

He has a podcast!

[@Peterbampton2191]

Needs to be more high pitched and expressive for that

[@kevincorso9757]

absolutely hilarious. can't believe i've never heard of this dude before

[@jamesmcinnis208]

What would it take for you to believe it?

[@Peterbampton2191]

Congrats, you’re one of most people in the world

[@richbrazee5054]

I'll fight you dude, but if I win I'm taking that smoothie and I'm drinking it in front of Simon...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jjjj_111]

That one really got me

[@JehRoniMo11]

1:28 Mega millions "Should we keep it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tregggabbard6917]

I'm a parent and I love my kids but I also really miss not having kids, sleeping in, and confidently walking back to my car.

[@Samurai78420]

This guy is absolutely Savage AF. Seems like he's carrying the torch of comedy for those of us that like edgy material. He flows so naturally. Can't wait to see how his career evolves.

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

I always enjoy when people talk about happily not having kids because all the sad, jealous parents come out of the woodwork like you insulted their religion.

[@alexcastle1454]

@@ichijofestival2576 you also proved his point with your comment

[@Flower-kn8wg]

Ichijo Festival Not having kids doesn’t make you sad. We aren’t alone. We have relationships. We just don’t have parasites.

[@StevenAllotey]

Coming from a proud parent with two great kids that I love with all my being...life is way easier without kids.

[@xverzetroll9417]

@@StevenAllotey I dont know about this guys, but I can see that my parents are happy having 4 children who were raised right and are somewhat accomplished. Sure they went through tons of hardships for us to go this far, but when I asked then about it, my mom said I would do it all over again because it was totally worth it. So maybe stop generalizing because maybe this is objective.

[@StevenAllotey]

@@xverzetroll9417 I never said it wasnt rewarding or that I would change anything. I said life is Easier. Easier doesnt mean better. It's also easier to work at McDonalds then it is to be the CEO of a fortune 500 company.

[@Jesse__H]

This guy's structure is amazing. Everything I see of his is super tight. ...that's not a double entendre but I'm sure there's one in there somewhere 😉

[@Snappldel]

He’s really good! I wanna see more of him

[@XenoTravis]

you can get the full special. this is decently old

[@Peterbampton2191]

I wanna see less of him, and more of the good of humanity

[@superpainter9227]

“You’re a tiny jew...it’s why we named you TJ” laughed my ass off at this one 😂

[@DJHardStatic]

ive heard the first 3 minutes of this like 10 times but it's still funny, especially the added lebron bit lmfao

[@stuartkuhan]

"either way we're both thinking about LeBron" hilarious haha!

[@marye5335]

😂Skinny-Jean Wearin' Disciplinarian😂

[@ang5798]

"You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake a good mood" damn right

[@JJ-qz5gv]

Brilliant comedy. And love his delivery. ❤

[@daniel_alan_music6583]

"But let's take a look at this chart" 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@40nights40daystv]

That’s why we named ya TJ 🤣😂

[@justbreathe7573]

I'm so glad I found this guy, even if I am three years a little late.😭♥️

[@wsmn16]

at 4:52 , he missed a legendary follow up--- "and afterwards, we'll see what Simon Says"

[@AlexNejera]

looking forward to your first special then. that's all you right there

[@chrissmith9565]

Don't always grab the low hanging fruit.

[@aghadmtl]

That would have been terrible

[@angrycharcoalcat]

K ur what i like to call..BitKillerJones Spencer

[@jamesmcinnis208]

A real knee-slapper there, Spencer.

[@sonikkuninja9229]

“You can fake an orgasm, but you can’t fake a good mood” damn that hit me😂

[@TheCooliHighh]

This guy .. this guy gets the Cool Black guy stamp of approval 🙏🏽💯

[@Oliviux78]

I’m so excited. I’m going to see Sam do stand up next week! I’ve never been to a comedy act before. I found out that he’s doing a gig just an hour away from me. I’m going! 😃

[@eIhag]

How did you like it?

[@Oliviux78]

@@eIhag It was great! I had such a fun time! 😃

[@brianjoyce9040]

Dude is original funny and his timing nails it

[@NotAMycologist]

"I love life." "You'll grow out of it." I'm dead.

[@JRichPNP]

The only thing better than having a baby on this day & age is not having a baby😂😂😂

[@zack2698]

The better thing then having a baby, not having a baby....love it!

[@elzurdico851]

this guys is smart as hell

[@Peterbampton2191]

You’re dumb as hell

[@laguanhayes214]

This guy kills me. He's what might happen if you crossed George Carlin with a dead pan and some narcolepsy. Oh, "Armenian Hip Hop." Now I'm looking in the mirror...yep, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On?" TJ will never stand for Tijuana again.

[@chewface]

But seriously, though. A version of The Avengers where Paul Giamatti plays every character? Count me the fuck IN!

[@swagmaster7065]

im in love w this man

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

A fine looking man ❣

[@daniel_alan_music6583]

Sam is amazing, if you haven't already check out his indy special. Non-stop laughs 😆

[@bennewton]

Laugh after laugh, great set

[@zcvxs]

He would b aawesome at voice over wrk..... Love his voice

[@michah321]

I have a full blown crush on this guy....

[@william.darrigo]

Bro you killed with the overheated car joke 🤣

[@robbiegailh.2076]

Love this guy. Dark without any guilt!

[@frankl1632]

What about any of this was dark?

[@Haddosan]

1:17 THIS SHIT KILLED ME

[@rachelleon13]

“That’s why we named you T.J.”. 😂

[@mztweety1374]

I can't fake one and I refuse to fake the other. If you didn't do your job why should I give you a good review?😀

[@noorchawla3968]

That's the way it should be girl! 😅

[@greent16]

Chris urquhart She wouldn't need you around for that. There are men who can even if you cant 🤣

[@4lyphejr]

valiant effort?

[@Gotit2023]

Let me try again

[@Seetiyan]

Agreed. I'm a man and I tell women all the time - stop faking orgasms! It doesn't help your sex life, and it doesn't help your man improve.

[@jamievidd775]

Funny as hell

[@SANDSCORCHER]

0:42 Not just “by a little” By an infinite amount 👍🏻

[@michaelbradley7447]

Dude cracks me up

[@davidmulinda8596]

I found another great comedian😂😂

[@NeoStrikevoiceover]

1:17 thank Dan Avidan of Game Grumps fame (and NSP)

[@a.j.santiago303]

This dude is hilarious.

[@simonvernikov7460]

damn, my name's simon :(

[@simonvigushin5496]

I'm here for you man

[@glikcat]

listen, if you guys don't stay in line, you're not gonna get any more smoothie

[@Treaxvour]

Stupid fuckin name

[@simonvernikov7460]

@@Treaxvour 😔✊

[@simonstevens517]

simon vernikov same :(

[@antoniogerardo7696]

dude that setup was so fkn hilarious. i know the mics make the audience more quiet but it was so well built it should have been more

[@Nope_Datt]

2:25 Spot on!!!!! Amen brother!!!!!

[@aqua-mina]

He was funny! 😂

[@helenac.s.9658]

That's why we named you TJ 😂😂😂😂

[@arthurchase4652]

Morril opening for Amy schumer is like lil pump opening for queen.

[@merickful]

Brilliant!

[@shmookins]

Now I will laugh harder at all those named TJ.

[@jamestown910]

The statistics part is from his comedy album

[@XenoTravis]

They normally do their best jokes in special they know will be seen by many other people. Like bert kreischer did half of his jokes from his new special on podcasts first years ago.

[@jamestown910]

Travis Hunt KZbin PhD difference is Sam is funny as hell and Bert is a fat hack

[@nystagmus]

He Sounds exactly like George Clooney

[@brimcnair]

nystagmus now I can’t unhear it lmaooooo nooo

[@w.tibbsclemens636]

Lol I said that same thing on another clip

[@francobenevento7598]

This dude is hilarious

[@bravetherainbow]

that ending is such a good antidote to the "American dream." Fuck the American dream.

[@aramjelalian3104]

I’m Armenian and that hair description is hella valid

[@serius_blacq]

Good one

[@jchen8902]

I've considered having a child when I'm older. Then I'll babysit for my relatives, and I'm just like _nope._

[@monkfitz]

Super slick!

[@suryakhanna4699]

He looks like a snider version of Adam Scott haha

[@sydneydwoskin4950]

youd never win the mega millions jack pot and be like, should we keep it? hahahah

[@shiestysean]

He’s not lying. I miss having a day off Instead of days off I have a son that I have to pick up and drop off to day care

[@poncho_x4410]

You're gonna be a terrible father.

[@longschlong846]

That's why I'm glad I live in a place with a tall flight of stairs.

[@poncho_x4410]

@@longschlong846 what? lol what are you commenting about? That made NO sense at all whatsoever dude lol

[@poncho_x4410]

@@longschlong846 Answer me dude...I genuinely want to know what in the hell you were commenting about man!

[@longschlong846]

@@poncho_x4410 stairs are my favorite birth control

[@packmanstart]

Visually he's a mix of geazy and seth meyer

[@edwardbreen2319]

packmanstart so accurate

[@nancyhernandez2271]

This was fucking so good *^chefs kiss**

[@simon-patrickjohnson]

Simon is a good name actually

[@HJ10]

U cant weigh in on that, ur too biased xD

[@Treaxvour]

Stupid fuckin name..

[@mrhombregordo9556]

Either way were both thinkin about LeBron😆

[@blackdaylight]

Very funny...dude is like Todd Barry 2.0

[@messynate]

This guy is good

[@argly2768]

He reminds me of Berlin from money heist

[@kingbear4922]

The gator hits again

[@MathewBrunetta]

I like how all the ads for his comedy videos are therapist ads, like if I'm listening to this guy I prolly need therapy

[@roxannazales4960]

I confidently walk back to overheated cars 😭

[@thatguy4042]

This guy is our generations dave chapelle

[@kingdavid6389]

SAVAGE!!

[@nickbarcheck1019]

Never having kids is the best decision I've ever made.

[@Gaby8532]

How's life going? Is it different from what you imagined in your 20's

[@Peterbampton2191]

The best decision I’ve ever made was to eat a chocolate bar today with my kid

[@brandonsalmon4085]

He sounds like archer

[@billymac9419]

This guy sounds like a slightly happier David Blaine

[@karinalumen9722]

Fyi the doctor that first wrote about the “let the baby cry” ideology regretted it, since people miss interpreted it, and obviously isnt good for psyche

[@foreverseethe]

Don't know if I should be jealous or pity the dude who knocks you up.

[@punkrockdavid]

Yea... no...

[@LonelyCinderella123]

@@iamnormal8648 My millions of years of evolution tells me every day to eat as much junk as I possibly can, especially the sweet stuff. Instead of doing that I listen to my doctor.

[@ojderrick5632]

This guys face is so weird/funny looking that I cant stop watching videos of him just to observe his strangely smug grin

[@lemonmusk4218]

right? his mouth looks so small when he does that

[@MyhYoutube26]

It’s the eyebrows

[@P71ScrewHead]

4:54 Missed opportunity.. Coulda added, "n i don't care what he says".. Get it, Simon says?? lol..

[@markl.1666]

Very much reminds me of Stephen Wright.

[@1985cactus]

How? It's completely different type of stand up

[@markl.1666]

@@1985cactus if you don't hear the similarity I can't convince you otherwise, but not completely different. Once example...."I saw a kid with an I love life t-shirt and I thought, you'll grow out of it..... That's very Wright, to the extent that if I just read that joke I'd think he wrote it.

[@1985cactus]

@@markl.1666 Yeah, but that's one of the few examples. Stephen wouldn't explain it, he would just say it with a straight face. And he is not a story teller like Sam.

[@mauropedrosa7317]

voices are kinda similar

[@richiejohnson]

@@1985cactus yup Wright makes a strike and moves to a different topic. This guy is a great Storyteller. Wright is not.

[@skibbydweez2647]

That’s why we named you TJ

[@admiralarjay]

I don’t know who he reminds me of , but I’m pretty sure I saw him before

[@shelbygreen2888]

Reema J Price Ben Stiller

[@m.x.]

Making it.

[@kurtztraining]

That’s why we named you tj… brutal

[@thatonedog819]

I'm apparently good at faking a bad mood...

[@itzramirezzz9367]

bel pet.. shut up bel