We Might Be Drunk Ep 22 (with Mark Normand & Sam Morril)

Drinking Manhattans! Recorded at Gotham Studios in New York.
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[@adrianemmett-mattox5460]

Listening to these guys workshop bits is by far the most interesting part of a podcast I’ve heard

[@VinylFluoride]

Kevin Hart's done like 15 pods this week.

[@zer0_d0wn45]

lol i get it... kevin hart is famous and mark normands a slave.

[@djlansing]

He's trying to come out of the pandi swinging

[@trkddy]

Sam's Rodney is awesome. I always enjoy it

[@eyezictherapper]

2:57 Chris Delia stole it!

[@dandel1985]

3:05 Jeselnik stoke that joke?? That’s one of my favorite bits of his, I had no idea!

[@jerrilehane7815]

2 things about that1.way back in 60's jokes were common with sports betting ,the amateurs & kids picking the tougher teams by their animal symbol/mascot(can the eagle beat a JET)(can a colt beat a bronco)

[@jamesc8843]

I mean Mark Morril sounds like a classy scotch

[@rayn_0ff]

Morril's Mark

[@jamesc8843]

@@rayn_0ff no that’s more like a mole at a common spot on the body

[@rayn_0ff]

@@jamesc8843 😂🙌

[@doc_holliday_1851]

Normorril?

[@joshmendoza1714]

Sam Normand works

[@sandiasurfers3174]

Sam’s mom: “Sam, you know I’m hearing good things about this Bloomingdales executive program” 😂

[@thetraditionalmale]

You are already legends. Thank you!

[@jamesnaatz2955]

I’ve never seen two people that agree on more things. Such easy going dudes.

[@thecyberthrift]

Both of my favorite comedians

[@kristiandepue5374]

"I'm just gonna have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time. ... I had a hotdog earlier; I'm not that hungry."

[@slatehorner2155]

You guys make Monday fun. Thanks. Love your podcast

[@wildeyes100]

I like how Sam holds his drink

[@fragmentrecord2785]

It's just a perpetual cheers. Good guy.

[@thedude1316]

Little T-rex arm. I like it.

[@kodybelding6886]

40 cigars a day, ballin out

[@teddy______]

The end of this podcast is why I’ve been now watching every week- ... watching them try to work out jokes and bits is super inspirational✌️✌️🙏

[@theojarome6108]

1st is the worst! Love these guys!

[@EddieLMO]

3:00 - it was Chris D'elia. He used it in his special.

[@DuranVisek]

wow best pod yet, so grateful for you two

[@luisgarza7750]

The ad reads lol mark sounds like he uses the product, Sam sounds like the hostage that’s used to read the terrorists demands.

[@jaylegleiter6669]

They might be drunk, but I most certainly am!

[@johnnytomahawk9976]

Haha I've been hammered enough to do that at a party FIRST. Y'all's youtube specials were better than the last five I've seen on Netflix

[@jaylegleiter6669]

It makes perfect sense that Mark and Sam are friends. Seems obvious

[@charlieharrison6074]

I read 'seems obvious' in Sam's voice

[@punytang]

Possible whisky name/ Tag Laugh now Rye later

[@brianomey309]

Horse bit tag: if you wanna ride her you gotta feed her and buy her shoes.

[@tralwa]

Excited to watch these two dude's build. Favorite up and coming guys

[@ascension7537]

"Nothing that works well makes you guess" so fuckin true sam.

[@poochthedog8079]

Thanks for all the comic recs. John Fish, I'll check him out.

[@charlieharrison6074]

Love you guys. Two of my favorite comics. I'd love for you both to come to England i think you'd both do well here.

[@jarretklim7754]

Delia stole the sports team bit from Fitzsimmons!?

[@n8shafe551]

I always look forward to the comic recommendations from you two. Everytime you mention one, I immediately look them up and give them a listen and they are always great!! That Jon Fisch album was brilliant. Truly joke after joke after joke. Keep up the comedian recommends!! And I know you read these Mark, don't ignore me buddy!

[@davidb2331]

Thanks for the upload 😊🙂

[@coreyhillyard3940]

I love this pod!

[@yegormoroz9899]

Theyre like horses lol. Two people consistently genuinely enjoying each others company. Grinders too! Ya love to see it. Great stuff

[@donsoroka5168]

23 skidoo is an American slang phrase popularized during the early 20th century. It generally refers to leaving quickly, being forced to leave quickly by someone else, or taking advantage of a propitious opportunity to leave.

[@jordanmitchell4600]

I've scrolled the comments to see if anyone else has pointed out that they look exactly the same this episode

[@malikshabazz2065]

Love you 2 boys Sam and Mark!

[@IceyBlue22]

I love Sam. I could listen to him all day, man.

[@barrybryant175]

Best podcast duo!

[@jessefrye2420]

I watched this on Mark Normand's channel! Love you guys! 🤗

[@dopestlexi]

This episode was hilarious haha u guys are the best

[@guybehindtheguy.]

Thanks for the therapy rec and talking about how a lot of insurance has covered video conferencing or the sliding scale. Not enough people know this

[@adamlangdon2245]

Day drinkers Rye

[@christopherboyd9438]

Sam's ability to take Mark's bit premises and just add a great tag on-the-fly just show how quick-witted his comedy mind is. His car gauge warnings and deemed-unsafe are great lines.

[@bwhipp]

You guys are so good at this. I love the loud music peeve rotten onion rant

[@Doomsense]

So Normands not even willing to say that D'Elia stole that Fitzdog joke..........

[@WombieFerguson]

These “I’ll tell you after”s are annoying as fuck. Just put the guy on blast if he’s doing something shitty!!

[@jerrilehane7815]

GUY CODE

[@michaelhallen2808]

Thumbs up both 👍 of them each week. These two are always funny.

[@chrisryan4088]

"Rye Or Die"!!!...Somebody has this %100 lol

[@michal628walensa33]

Sam GENIOUS bit, made me laugh out loud buddy, you are the best.

[@KenBill17]

When Sam said “give it a goog” I really wish Mark referenced the Seinfeld moment, “are you using my babies now?”

[@pazirandeh]

"Don't Ask Rye"

[@Shorts23j]

U guys should do more podcasts ! It's great 👍🏻

[@gracief5387]

Love this!

[@ojeda5577]

Give it a goog! 😂💛

[@henrycrew3128]

Don’t worry Mark I know a lot of people who tie or have tied their shoes in like fashion. Also super hyped on the new rye, really like call back and road gig for names. Love you guys and I’m coming to Sam’s Raleigh show in late June!

[@alisterfolson]

1:06:11 "...and don't even think about putting the cart before the horse." 🤤

[@lasvegascrisis]

one joke after the next..just like Mark's Out To Lunch!!!!

[@zer0_d0wn45]

this is my favourite podcast of all time... reminds me of my fathers.

[@cssc1316]

mark, what about coming from the angle of "women, men love cars, you could really learn a lot from them...build all they way to the horse bit" love you guys, two of the greats imo

[@henrg]

Damn, T town getting play before the 8 minute mark is not something I expected from this pod

[@thesmokologist7490]

Therapy is the best Rec I've heard yet. If you don't think you need therapy, you mayhaps need it more than you know! It's healthy to talk to someone who isn't just a friend, family or partner.

[@joshuabwhelan]

The “you should nova”

[@mattmiya2353]

chilli talk podcast needs to happen more

[@keanemorrissey5478]

The intro reminds me of a song by the band Cake

[@trkddy]

My favorite POD

[@RandyStarburst]

You guys rock!

[@KevinC1990]

The name of the rye should be "You Might Get Drunk"

[@erikbarajas8499]

22 eps already? Geez. Keep it up fellas

[@jerrilehane7815]

I came up with some good South Park stuff early 90's> Mister Hanky,McCormicks,Timmay,KillKenny & more via ghostwriting to Stern..*even CORNWALLIS the Tard with a kernal of corn in head.

[@skyluke9476]

Call back is a great name I also like Closer. Pun on closing time and a closing bit. Mic drop might be another one.

[@TheEricChen]

Car - horse bit -- I connected w the "girls have binders with horses and boys have posters of lamborghinis". That's the starting opening setup. This has influenced the way we relate to relationships. Boys learn to drive a car, learn stickshift, fix the muffler when the engine light comes on. So we take that into relationships - what's broken, ok how can I fix that. Fix you. Women have stickers of unicorns, fantastical horses, my Little pony. They want to comb the hair of their animal, talk about where they're going, put toenail polish in their pony. Their relationship to their method of travel is much more based on talking, communicating and understanding. Then u can work in all your other jokes.

[@WaterTrashHuman]

Callback is a good a Rye name. Then you could have a cocktail called *69

[@djlansing]

0:26 That's what she said!!!

[@johnjr2641]

Any Vegas dates yet?

[@nathanieI]

Loving it

[@gari4219]

Glad mark had high praise for Tacoma so pissed that I didn’t know he was coming :(

[@petemal3884]

I wonder if Sal Accuse has ever been in Syracuse?

[@spytown77]

It's official .... I'm a Drunk!

[@kylevids3951]

Big pet peeve: when you come across a four way stop and the car with tinted windows wants to signal that you can go. I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE DOING IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bwhipp]

New theme song has grown on me. The change was painful at first, but the new song helps you remember the name

[@nickboege5158]

I saw Sam last Friday at the early show. Best part was when some chick said "tell you mama jokes" and Sam told her she was literally too stupid to be here"

[@vincelott1146]

Rye So Funny

[@Jaspinish]

Let's fucking go boys. WMBD in the flesh.

[@jmt7204]

A hoarse only listens after it's been broken

[@lynno1974]

Date night with my future ex-husband Sam and his friend Mark! lol

[@cloudcorby420]

Man to watch the process of how 2 pros like mark & sam comes up with bits and such when they did the car & woman comparison. That really gave me some insight I needed to start writing my own bits. Just to see the process. And the best part of the bit was how cars will tell you exactly what's happening with it. And women are the exact opposite. That's great and the angle of woman not wanting fixed but understood as where a car makes it understood with gauges and warnings when it needs fixed. Theres something there forsure. Alot

[@zachporter269]

Ryes and shine

[@ltdattnspn]

Name for a sharp brown liquor started by comedians: Bite Me rye

[@davidlericain]

There's a reverse cowgirl joke in there somewhere. That's my contribution .

[@pauliseri935]

Horse: Thoroughbreds, Plow, Kids ride at fair, Pull carriage(Seinfeld Beefaroni), Arabian, Clydesdale(Budweiser)

[@doyouthinkitsdead]

Rye Bomb

[@SteveCossaboom]

2 Catchers In The Rye

[@roberthen68]

A car has warning lights before it blows up

[@jjaronske6445]

Reference "seat position": My wife, teen, and I have a policy. -DRIVER picks the music- Driving with music you think is shit is a horrible distraction. And then add the other distraction of arguing to change the music. Passengers have miles of scenery, electronic devices, or sleep. -Front passenger must be a good navigator-

[@nathandriggers2917]

Horse joke ending "Every time I try to have sex they always say NAY"

[@markseidman3728]

"MARBLE RYE"

[@justinwhitten5975]

They used the same peeve as last week. Whining about a server. Lmao

[@steve7015]

Is that Sam singing the intro?..."We might be drunk" Gotta be him, ''sounds just like him.

[@chemota37]

I know y'all's checks might take a bit of a hit but if y'all did a WMBD tour - film it - the publicity would fill in the gap later. I'd pay top dollar and I know a few that would as well. Can't wait to see Mark again in Houston, TX. Rising like the South y'all, love it. 🤘🏽

[@amyberg1429]

They say the loudest person in the room is the weakest person in the room

[@sportsfront5480]

Mark on horse bit: There's gotta be something about how we control horses using a bridle, but once a woman goes through the bridal process we lose all control.