South Sudan, the World's Newest Country

[@TheFIoridaMan]

I noticed a map in our government class on the wall and noticed it didn't have South Sudan on it thought it was old....thats when i realized that the USSR was on it still

[@Nandoline]

Blyat

[@Tunkkis]

I too like to examine maps to determine when it was printed.

[@-ninetynine-2498]

Tunkkis u and everyone who does dat are weird

[@Tunkkis]

@@-ninetynine-2498 I kind of figured already, but thanks.

[@lordbrain5263]

Tunkkis Same

[@Ebinisti]

Update: In Feb of 2020 President Salva Kiir and rebel leader Riek Machar formed a board of directors together after more than six years of civil war!

[@FonVegen]

Not gonna lie, I read that as "a board of dictators" at first.

[@JakubWojciechowski933]

Now just seven other ethic groups to fight

[@gamingman2720]

Ahhhh I wanted a new country

[@trezapoioiuy]

maybe they're gonna split. Looking at the map, the new nation could be called "North-East South Sudan"

[@retf8977]

Yes, I was happy when it was announced on Egyptian TV.

[@earth-6163]

True Facts: Here in Africa we don't have internet, I'm currently commenting using a smoke signal.

[@cheesemate9141]

Well I'm commenting with messenger pigeons.

[@poggersfish4229]

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[@earth-6163]

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[@poggersfish4229]

@@earth-6163 what it say tho

[@earth-6163]

@@poggersfish4229 LOVE#FROM#KENYA

[@ch0co1ate.m1lk9]

A south Sudanese refugee actually came and spoke at my school a few weeks ago and she had to walk 1600 miles to Kenya to escape the civil war, her name is Nyibol Bior and she published a childrens book about her story in 2021 called My Beautiful Colors, she’s now a teacher who teaches special needs classes and she’s doing really well

[@venom_ftw9316]

That's awesome

[@matthewjones6786]

Thank you for sharing that! People with backgrounds like that have a perspective of true perseverance and gratefulness that I, as an American, admire and want to learn from. :)

[@jpecc8314]

Thank you

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@pinkkam]

thats so sweet to hear

[@Himbotical]

My dad is from South Sudan. Family always ask, "When are you going to visit! You have to come back home sometime." I never have the heart to tell them I would never step foot over there.

[@kingchalz6239]

you've been lied to

[@jangar5000]

Salt Boy why

[@Marispider]

@@jangar5000 Probably for the reasons mentioned in the video?

[@jangar5000]

@@Marispider BRUH stop lying

[@esoopthederp7672]

@@jangar5000 ehh?

[@jackson4274]

Imagine clicking on a video and saying “hey this guy is gonna talk about my home country how cool” and then he just roasts the shit out of how bad it is

[@Himbotical]

We know though, no one is nostalgic for that place lol. Only for the peaceful windows before war that no longer exist.

[@august6604]

Jackson Gallagher he says in the video that in south sudan there’s no internet

[@Caprifoolaceae]

I want him to roast my country... It would be the only international outlet that would talk about my country without me wanting to cry :D

[@yeezyyazzy6765]

No worries im down south east in kenya

[@julioescamilla6045]

@@Caprifoolaceae where are you from?

[@TroubleshootingError]

Yall just ever govern so bad your country goes through mitosis

[@yolomab]

**china sweating nervously**

[@kacperNFS]

Lmao

[@raeserec535]

@@yolomab despite how shit they treat thier people they are pretty good at everything else they wont collapse unless they have a schism in the communist party but seeing how stable it is, its probably external threats they are worried about

[@TheInglip]

not yet I haven't

[@nothingisreal6816]

**Spain sweating nervously**

[@scottcaramel]

For those wondering, the South Sudanese Civil War came to an end in February 2020, resulting in 3 “administrative areas” being created, presumably to decrease tension between ethnic groups.

[@sharoyveduchi]

"Yo dog I heard you like independence so we made you independent from South Sudan while you independent from Sudan while you independent from Egypt"

[@jrfw96]

And what does this tell you. Ethnic groups arent meant to be mixed. Diversity doesn't work.

[@MitchellGwr]

@@jrfw96 How did you manage to come to that conclusion??

[@TrigramThunder]

@@jrfw96 I think it's more like a spectrum. In the absence of non black people, different ethnicities of black people will fight each other, just as in the absence of non human intelligent species, we humans fight each other. basically, the more diverse a society, the more tolerant it is, but we always fight someone.

[@scottwhitley3392]

Do you think they ever considered, just like not shooting eachother?

[@djzaacma8945]

I'm a South Sudanese and this is actually 100% true. But now there's a new peace agreement just had been signed, so let's hope for the best.

[@Vitorruy1]

Wow, how do you have internet?

[@josephstalin4980]

:O

[@hakunamatata5418]

@@Vitorruy1 we Africans have internet .

[@Turtle5454]

@@hakunamatata5418 yes like 15% or less about. which country are you from? because big underdeveloped nations like congo and nigeria barley have internet but richer nations like algeria morroco and south africa have a lot more users edit: made this comment like a year ago and reading the replies made me realize that i was wrong.

[@hakunamatata5418]

@@Turtle5454 I'm from Ghana. Every one I know uses the internet, especially the ones below the ages of 40 becausewe grew up with access to the internet. Most people outside of Africa don't know this because we Ghanaians usually keep to our selves even on the internet.

[@bungofungus]

Be prepared for northern south sudan

[@over-usedcommentpolice7731]

southern northern southern sudan

[@TWH-lp4bn]

Parent Sudan should just annex the south

[@dabbinghitlersmemes1762]

The Middle Sudan Inbetween That Sudan Just South of the Other Western Southern Northern South Sudan and Eastern West Sudan

[@TWH-lp4bn]

@@dabbinghitlersmemes1762 *_S O U T H E G Y P T_*

[@resentment3259]

Medium Sudan

[@coreyburkeen9455]

The president and the VP have actually recently arrived at a peace treaty to elect 10 governors of the regions of the country and the war is virtually over but they’ve been hit hard by COVID-19

[@symonalex2152]

Sudanese finally come to peace, Allah be like: Nah!

[@adolfdripler372]

Thanks Manny

[@coreyburkeen9455]

Talon Smith no problem

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Happy ending?

[@concept5631]

*when 2020 so wack that South Sudan stops fighting itself*

[@rat5490]

Heisenburg went from a drug kingpin to the president of South Sudan, mad respect

[@youraveragekomodo]

jesse, we need to struck a unity deal and formed a coalition government to pave the way for refugees to return home

[@OwnFall420]

Husseinburg

[@gaminglord5558]

He was also a nazi scientist

[@gamingunicorn6475]

He still a drug kingpin though, I see that as grounds to question his morals at least slightly

[@goldenknight9515]

@@OwnFall420underrated asf 😂😂

[@josegarza6763]

That's what happens to a nation that appears so Sudan-ly.

[@sneezingsuspense]

I choked on my water

[@lucyschraff4893]

Subbed just to unsubscribe for that joke. How do you feel now Jose

[@concept5631]

Jose Garza Duh Duh *head smashing*

[@yeehaw693]

this comment right here, officer!

[@MrPs103]

You asshole. Take my upvote and leave!

[@CloroxBleach-ms7eo]

3:23 props to the guy on the top left pointing the gun to himself

[@azelfdaboi5265]

I would too

[@Fantasiado]

"you can't kill me if i kill myself" -that guy pobrably

[@boilgeogaa]

That's the first thing that caught my eye when that scene happened in the video

[@Lydia-Dreemurr]

@@Fantasiado Then he's probably Hitler.

[@moistsocks2188]

May I drink your blog juice my Lord and savior clorox?

[@IsabellaShortleaf]

the person who made “clusterfuck” in the urban dictionary have a separate definition for just ‘south sudan’ is a man of culture

[@movietimeateds69]

Omg i just looked it up hahahaha

[@mr.molduga]

English pls

[@american_cinncinnatus]

You can also buy a clusterfuck gaiter

[@m1_2t]

@@mr.molduga d

[@timytumper]

@@mr.molduga did you seriously not understand that sentence?

[@Novous]

One of my good friends in college was from South Sudan. I loved watching his eyes gleam talking about being from "the newest country in the world" and about their constitution and stuff. It was sad hearing in later years how much civil war / oil / corruption had hurt his country (both before, and after their independence). His apartment was so bare bones it was crazy to me. He slept on a thick blanket (no "real" bed) and had his engineering textbooks, and his laptop for homework, and that was it. He had nothing else--only what he needed for his education. I need to facebook him and see how he's doing.

[@bironjames9948]

Damn mans in survival mode his people gave theyre last to get him here with high hopes

[@Kholdstare52]

Update Please, how's he doing?!

[@Emerald_Raven08]

So? How is he?

[@GetLoYo]

Have you checked up on him? Please let us know!

[@YungPhilosopher]

Africa sucks

[@ericmarley7060]

"14 Year Old Sudanese Boy Suffers Mid-life Crisis"

[@TWH-lp4bn]

*south

[@hoh5590]

Hahehihohuhahuu

[@NodDisciple1]

North Sudanese Most Affected.

[@RedSeraph_03]

i.i cyx good? You sure you’re talking about the same sudan?

[@suda_lifts]

NPC 420 my name is sudan to

[@_stargirl]

I'm South Sudanese. I was in South Sudan when you uploaded this video. (Also keep in mind that throughout these decades, even now, thousands of of my people, my relatives, have been slaughtered mercilessly.) My first cousins had to move out of their home last year because their village was overtaken by militia. They now live in a refugee camp in Uganda, a country that they had never visited before. It hurts my soul, because they used to be regular kids, going to school and singing in the church choir, watching movies, and riding bikes, but now they have looked war and disease and death in the eyes and have become practically homeless in a year and a half. It is really difficult for my parents to contact their siblings, let alone send resources. War is truly a terrible thing.

[@malluk7064]

Ruth Ceasar is there any sign of the war dying down? It's gone on for long enough

[@masonsykes2240]

Your English is excellent, btw

[@lawrencescales9864]

I’m sorry to hear that, I hope you and your family survive and thrive despite the incredibly difficult situation

[@nolex9804]

My co-worker came from South Sudan. Before this video, I knew nothing about it, so I asked her what it was like and she simply said “I think I like it better here.”

[@forkgodsdescendant61]

@Revo Red No shit

[@evancraig-w7q]

Wher do you live then?

[@nolex9804]

@@evancraig-w7q The U.S.

[@KennyNGA]

@@nolex9804 couldn't decide what's better

[@kirtil5177]

fun fact: this video has more views than the population of South Sudan

[@AsiaMinor12]

Another fun fact. South Sudan's birthrate is so high that this comment will probably be outdated in a couple years. Nobody really knows how many people are living in South Sudan though so the population can be much higher.

[@Qaze1]

​@@AsiaMinor12An anonymous NGO based in south sudan has confirmed that the population of South Sudan is between 14.2 to 17.8 Millon

[@CSGhostAnimation]

It's going to be a strange day when the view count of this video exceeds the entire population of South Sudan. Many wars, politicians and professional news agencies- and then suddenly South Sudan is widely publicized through crudely drawn stick figures informally explained by some guy messing around in Delaware.

[@TimoIvvie]

What is the population of South Sudan?

[@gregoryshortale]

@@TimoIvvie 11M.

[@jakosloth]

Scrolling through the comments and I see u here. Hello, I love your videos

[@Tenznimi]

Love your videos too bro, and i really feel you for the flipnote thing, had an accident where I lost my DSi and felt even worse when flipnote ended.

[@overkill726]

@@gregoryshortale only 3 million off

[@siriusraycraft5263]

Just had surgery and laughing hurts watching him is torture but it’s great

[@gustavwood0064]

Sirius Raycraft how are you now?

[@yasmeenkhalyleh3175]

Are you still dying?

[@christopherhervey]

Sir FRZ good n you?

[@togrulhuseynli7600]

well that's one of the few ways I would choose to die

[@NodDisciple1]

You ok?

[@gabrielloko30000]

"This makes Hotel Rwanda looks like Hotel California" That comparison just killed me

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Livin it up at the Hotel Rwanda

[@runertje550]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 such a lovely place

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

@@runertje550 What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis

[@soyjakchud]

SAME

[@malegria9641]

My favorite fact about South Sudan is that my favorite singer/rapper, Emmanuel Jal, is not only from there but was at one point literally a child soldier and after running away became Riek Machar and his British wife’s adopted son until the wife died in a car accident and Riek gave him the boot. Now he lives in Canada and is one of the most popular musicians in Africa. He also gave a ted talk and wrote an autobiography!

[@NigerianCrusader]

HE WAS WRONG TO LEAVE SOUTH SUDAN

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

​@@NigerianCrusadereh?

[@zeenoh5811]

This guy gave a talk at my school. Legend

[@DrTicklesworth]

"Two Coupes Make a Sudan" Unsubscribed, reported, called the cops.

[@lorichan]

ecksdee

[@d_wang9836]

Speedwagon You forgot to shoot it into space via volcano.

[@yokowan]

Bu dum *CRACK*

[@corvuscadaver]

Your hat's gay.

[@corvuscadaver]

AANickFan Coupé and Sedans are car types

[@dorkeegaming7418]

Damn, it feels good to be older than a country.

[@jarleskogly8388]

Me too! I was born 2010 so I am older than sedan

[@rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin]

Jarle Skogly w h a t

[@Dara.308]

Jarle Skogly you probably shouldn’t have a KZbin account if you’re that young

[@Mohammad-q2y1i]

@@Dara.308 its ok if the parents know

[@deftones158]

@@jarleskogly8388 *u h h* you should be 13 or older to have an account on youtube

[@gimmeaneck6415]

Don’t forget the massive inflation. My dad sends money there regularly, about $300, which equals thousands upon thousands there.

[@abhinavneoharysvarma8551]

So I'm basically a millionaire in Sudan

[@urielgonzalez900]

Abhinav Neoharys Varma yeah a dead millionaire by the end of the month

[@redacted5657]

in iraqi Kurdistan 1 dollars USD is 1000 dollars there

[@acuacidgaming9486]

@@thereal_yoda1042 bs

[@billybobjoe198]

Your dad is a rube.

[@-Commit-arson-]

I like when Sam draws a gun, he draws the mechanics of the gun not just what a gun looks like from the outside

[@victoracosta4796]

I think that’s just him reusing a drawing from a video where he where he explained how a gun works.

[@moobloom155]

imagine not being older than south sudan

[@raeraesocraycray7702]

im 9 years older than my country(south sudan)lolz

[@ZemanTheMighty]

@@raeraesocraycray7702 hey you survived the Civil War. Good job

[@raeraesocraycray7702]

@@ZemanTheMighty yh my parents had me and dipped to egypt during the second sudanese war

[@SorowFame]

@@raeraesocraycray7702 I think that’s what Jesus’ parents did at some point.

[@mathiasvoorhees6232]

You know how many countries in Eastern Europe got their independence in the 1990s and early 2000s?

[@MohammedMuaawia]

_"We'll take our falafels elsewhere"_ My grandpa was a general in civil war and this is exactly what happened.

[@abubakermohamed9654]

Mohammed Hamza fancy meeting you here 😂

[@fan9775]

Mohammed Hamza May I ask what type of General?

[@stannicolae4623]

Mohammed Hamza their blood is still on your hands and it ll be for generations to come

[@AstralElephantFuzz]

Stan Nicolae Just like the blood of slaves is still in the hands of every American.

[@koticr6238]

Andy Birger so the blood of slaves is on my hands even tho i had absolutely nothing to do with slavery and dont support it in any way🤔

[@gamatastica3478]

Grade A under A’s cousin that went through school with a scholarship.

[@pizza6383]

Omfg lmao can be true tho

[@y6y660]

Yeh but actually funny unlike grade

[@d-day7567]

Both Grade and Sam are funny

[@AxeAR]

@@d-day7567 Yup, I know no one cares, but I agree

[@carjis]

It’s his cousin dickhead

[@raynmanshorts9275]

"It took two civil wars before the South gained independence." Oh no

[@evanwilson9529]

9 months later and look at texas rn

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

Atlanta looks very burnable at this time of the year

[@zot93X]

So Sudan got a free battle royale mode?

[@moistsocks2188]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@mikey1227]

What skin are you going to be

[@singularfoofighter]

black

[@zot93X]

@@mikey1227 like a human, but darker.

[@tommyortega7796]

@@singularfoofighter Jesus fucking christ

[@spanishnameisjesus]

My highschool history teacher did some charity work over in South Sudan, and he told me once that it was Hell. He said it was literally the worst place he could think of on planet Earth, that he experienced and witnessed a lot of horrific things there due to the constant conflict. One day a typical edgy teenager in my class was talking about how anarchy is better than a dictatorship, and my teacher was pretty quick to shoot that down. at least in a dictatorship there's basic infrastructure. A country as war torn as South Sudan just has... nothing.

[@ANDROLOMA]

Somalia Junior?

[@ehtuanK]

Well, that just depends on the dictatorship you compare it to. I'd think living in South Sudan is still better than living under the Khmer Rouge. Of course that's like comparing pestis and cholera.

[@thepastaprogenitor851]

Anarchy is the absense of a state, not the multiple dictator-ish factions vying for but never getting full power. That's like marking flu deaths under covid-19

[@gingermcgingin1733]

@@thepastaprogenitor851 under that definition, anarchy doesn't & cannot exist. Humans are social creatures, so as long as we're the dominant species there's going to be some form of 'the state'.

[@thepastaprogenitor851]

@@gingermcgingin1733 Saying something must be a certain way because it's all you can remember is exactly the mentality of societal stagnation. Don't think only what currently exists must always exist.

[@t850terminator]

The newest country? Not anymore when I start the Republic of Dave.

[@tannerosborn207]

The Republic of Me will annex you

[@t850terminator]

how do i after effects A declaration of war?

[@tannerosborn207]

David Chang Take it as you will.

[@ana_cabana]

David Chang Is this a juju Deference?

[@thatoneguy2023]

+Make Jojo Great Again No I think it's a fallout 3 reference

[@MyUsernameIsAlsoBort]

I remember when I heard South Sudan became a country, I was really excited. As an outsider watching from afar, it seemed like the best solution for all the civil wars and whatnot, so I, like everyone else, thought this would mean an end to the bloodshed. Was so disappointed to see how things turned out, but I think they're slightly better now, right? Also, the two coup(e)s make a sedan joke is everything.

[@theunicornbay4286]

So, who's your favorite herbrew patriarch?

[@hajarmdn4883]

And now Sudan is going through their own civil war and straight up genocide of their non-Arab citizens. It’s disheartening and heartbreaking

[@AugoZone]

"Which sucks, but ya know what can ya do..." is the basic undertone of every one of his videos.

[@noobsa78]

This line is so good yet so underrated

[@buckle9733]

As I read this he said it such a wild coincidence

[@updatedautopsyreport1490]

Your pfp is hot

[@YaBoiAshX]

Wtf is ur pfp.

[@LLLIIIIEEENNNNN]

Wh-why..??

[@jamwither9847]

Another coup happened in Sudan. One more, and we get a 3rd sudan

[@bloubear2557]

HAHAHAHA

[@azelfdaboi5265]

West Sudan

[@afriendinthevoid6522]

After while we’ll have New Sudan, St. Sudan, The Republic of Sudan, and The Sudan of Tomorrow.

[@azelfdaboi5265]

@@afriendinthevoid6522 and the republic of Sedan

[@banosisbest4976]

BECAUSE 2 coupés make a Sedan!

[@WeekzGod]

Two coups makes a sudan......i laughed harder than i should've. the imagery made it funnier.

[@tulgagencal3881]

coupe is a two door car, coup is military takeover.

[@anna-eq4kx]

When english isn't your native language and you didn't get the joke, sad.

[@inanwlf1841]

WeekzGod Haha, me too

[@babythorgaming2166]

I replayed the clip like 50 times XD

[@euphoricsalad7809]

That should be the countries national joke

[@mohmmedalmobsher2010]

Being from Sudan and actually witnessing the actual misery in play...i would say well played sir...i never laughed at our situation this much..since last week when another coup was staged with god knows who...so yah..that’s pretty much sums it

[@thekoifishcoyote8762]

I guess that peace thing other people commented didn't last

[@mrasbestos9127]

Well shit

[@nafinapkin5439]

Impress your (12 yr old)friends and say "im older than a country!"

[@MhmD-TH]

technically south sudan is way older than us

[@GarryDumblowski]

Well, the land there is DEFINITELY older than any of us.

[@gavin169]

Nafi Napkin *countries

[@lovebeinganowl2109]

Donut Sensei It got it's independence from Sudan in 2011, making it 6 years old in this year

[@ts-wo6pp]

Donut Sensei no it wasn't.

[@ranianfibio8107]

Fun fact: Salva Kiir and Riek Machar have reconciled, sort of. Machar has been resworn as vice president.

[@connorp3764]

Those must be some really awkward meetings.

[@SomeBody-sf2wc]

This is the type of comment you’d expect to have like a few thousand likes.

[@ranianfibio8107]

@@SomeBody-sf2wc Oh, interesting. Considering this is a random comment I left with the social media account of a company on a South Sudan video... 62 likes is not that bad.

[@seanjohnisee]

@@ranianfibio8107 Well something is happening, as you are up to 95.

[@ranianfibio8107]

@@seanjohnisee Indeed!

[@eagenthorror]

There's a genocide in Darfur, a region in south Sudan. Its been going on since 2003 and hasnt ended. So far, up to 400,000 people have been killed

[@noiihate213]

That is in Sudan tho

[@wetdoorhandle4566]

F

[@jr7938]

F

[@five_bits9377]

F

[@TeoSarp]

Darfur is in west sudan, and theres no genocide, theres some bandit groups from chad who trying to get a grip of that regiom because it has oil, the thing is, they never achieved anything, because they are bunch of thieves on horses and ak47s.

[@timtsai9285]

Fun fact: Sudan's independence of Egypt and England has lead to the only piece of unclaimed land in the world

[@PurPurDot]

There’s also a bit of Antarctica 🇦🇶

[@scottydu81]

They’re not “unclaimed” per se, it’s that both sides think that Bir Tawil belongs to the other nation. Either side claiming ownership of Bir Tawil would lose ownership of the prosperous Halaib triangle region. Fascinating history

[@dcr645]

​@@scottydu81 "it's not unclaimed it's just that neither side claims it"

[@scottydu81]

@@dcr645 That’s not what I said. I said that each nation sees the land as claimed by the other nation. Not unclaimed.

[@JimmyButlersdreads]

​@@scottydu81 So unclaimed basically

[@-SUM1-]

This channel's going to blow up. I can sense it. Mark my words.

[@jrh3336]

In more ways than one...

[@milsugianus]

yea.... he made a video about sudan they r going to blow him up

[@zoeshadow]

it's happening..

[@miaowmiaowchowface]

yep.

[@97paugasollakers]

It has just begun

[@liefericson6496]

So first Sudan had its civil war that resulted in South Sudan splitting off, and then South Sudan had its own civil war going on (though it sounds like some peace is going on currently), so what if they just keep splitting, like next, South-East Sudan gains independence, but then it has some civil wars, leading to the independence of South-South-East Sudan, and so on, forming a golden ratio spiral of Sudans

[@bhesseling9949]

Silence, shut up before they make the united republic of south-south-eastern south-west south-Sudan

[@fanbuoy9234]

They'll keep on dividing themselves until they're down to splitting atoms

[@mochalo4912]

😂😂😂

[@hardikkhanna2480]

*The Sudan Multiverse*

[@arandomsupra]

Soon youll lay down and be in 295,566,633,345,697,655,997,641,235 countries at once

[@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-υ5χ]

*yeah lets draw some lines in africa what could possibly go wrong*

[@MlokLik]

*yea lets give them their independance what could go wrong*

[@Dragoncam13]

name 😑😑😑

[@connorc6293]

Dragoncam13 don’t worry Britain will rise again

[@connorc6293]

Ghastly Grinner Oof

[@newpaperyes]

Civil wars, coups, ethnic cleansing,starvation, Yeah, not that big a deal But hey, we drew the lines quicker than if we'd taken to account anything other than who owns it That's a plus, right?

[@Matthew-li7we]

It is funny AND sad that his subscriber count keeps growing but no new videos... Oh well, we should be thankful for the ones we did get. Edit: Oh and if Mr. Sam O'Nella ever reads this post, thank you for the videos you made, regardless if you ever make another one, I really enjoy your work and come back all the time to rewatch these.

[@InfiniteAnvil]

Hey in case you didn't know, he's back

[@turtlesandwich77]

I had a boss for 3 years who was from Sudan, and I never had the courage to ask him “which one” cos it felt rude. Based on the religion points, i know he was from the north. Arabic is his first language, and he is Muslim. Thanks, Food Poisoning Smart Man

[@ko-Daegu]

He missed the most major point proxy war Sudan was backed by Soviet Union then later Russia while South Sudan backed by USA Yes Sudan (have U) while S. Sudan (have oil) Hence why the civil war took it form

[@أنس-ت1س]

I am from Sudan

[@icecube2655]

@@ko-Daegu no soviet and us backed south sudan

[@ko-Daegu]

@@icecube2655 sudan was backed by the soviet and russian later on south was backed by the US I'm from both and I have family memebers who died serving the whole thing is complicated but to simplified it US is intreasted in our OIl and russian wanted the U and gold in the red sea mountains and Darfur but then US interevened in darfur as well and here we are

[@bugfighter5949]

@@أنس-ت1س good job man !

[@leonsrc]

A civil war in a civil war... wow

[@missachol24]

GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) haha not even close it's more of a civil war in a civil war in a civil war, some time the clans of the tribe fight each other.

[@leonsrc]

missachol24 LOL

[@mistamista595]

NyaAres they should have joined then north now there worst off

[@andrewclark7269]

civilwarception.

[@michaelc.4321]

GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) surprised it wasn’t French

[@milesbeler3974]

CORRECTION: Salva Kiiir actually has *DOZENS* of black cowboy hats, all in the same shade (but different embellishments) that he cycles between. Yee haw Bruddah!

[@nuclearbomb9483]

This man is a cartoon character

[@PogChimp]

he is so cool

[@randomtexanguy9563]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!

[@ShadowNinja452]

Found out about what’s going on in Sudan and now I’m back here at this video. Does anyone else find that history tends to repeat itself? All I know is war never changes. Has the same face, just a different arsenal up its sleeves each time

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Southern Americans: "The south will rise again" South Sudan: "write that down, write that down"

[@fanbuoy9234]

Yeah, I think the important lesson here is that it takes two civil wars for the south to gain independence.

[@perplacymp]

General Wrangel: hey, that was my line!

[@ernestsmith3581]

Don't forget South Yemen, who invented coffee (or stole it from Ethiopia or South Sudan).

[@dragongirl3681]

I live in Arkansas, and have unfortunately seen over 20 different Confederate flags in my (short, I am still a teenager) life. (If you are gonna support the CSA, which doesn't exist anymore, and was very racist, at least use the correct flags, people. It had 3 true flags for you to choose from. And you choose the one they NEVER used as a national flag.)

[@FunniyMan]

9/11

[@thmadballerl840]

Me, a kid with two parents from South Sudan who made it out and now live in Kansas America with a pretty good lifestyle👁👄👁 tbh I really didn’t know how hard my parents worked for us to make it here

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Damn man

[@zlpsucks1192]

Yeah, same.

[@archangel2709]

Hey cheers from kansas it's where I live! Wish you the best and hope you like it here (even if it is cold as hell right now...)

[@dildosaggins]

That's pretty dope bro. Happy for you and your family!

[@thmadballerl840]

@@dildosaggins thnx😁

[@PinguinCrazy]

This was recommended to me somehow... and I'm glad it was.

[@wallacex7392]

Didn’t think I’d ever find use in these videos but here I am using this one for my high school history project. Thanks for making this, Sam.

[@cornflax5148]

So.. there are Ethnic Groups gaining their independence From South Sudan. Who Gained independence From Sudan, Who Gained independence From Egypt, Who Gained independence From UK... Who Knows whats coming next.. A City? Then a Family? then a House? Then A person? Then Body Parts?? Till we Reach Cell Divisions????

[@CrakBBCL]

Oil Mapper til the electrons be like "man i had enough of this shit, im outtie"

[@madmoe3461]

That is true if you really think about it 😂😂

[@levandhisdemons6087]

this just in, Sudanese organelles have declared independence from their oppressive nucleus.

[@dragmasanimation]

* 10 months later * This just in! A civil war between strings (not THAT kind of strings, look up string theory) has broken out!

[@tacogreatlordoftacobell7295]

IM LAUGHING TOO HARD FROM THIS

[@Harry-ib9dv]

Well they became independent faster than Ireland

[@shon6937]

Yeah and we didnt even get all of it

[@november8039]

That's because they were part of Sudan, not England. Bit of a difference in military power there.

[@masterofmundus1304]

@@november8039 They were part of England, and Egypt. He said so right in the first 30 seconds of the video.

[@november8039]

Yeah but South Sudan declared independence from Sudan, not England or Egypt

[@azau2457]

Up the ra!

[@baroud247]

Odd! Am from Sudan, yet I've never understood my own country so clearly until I stumbled on this video

[@merttar4935]

wtf

[@randomorange6807]

Obligatory "Which Sudan?"

[@evantanuwidjaja8017]

@@randomorange6807 probably north one because people in south sudan don't have internet, but it is probably different if he used to be in south sudan but moved out.

[@evantanuwidjaja8017]

or he literally just lied

[@baroud247]

@@evantanuwidjaja8017 Nope, his facts check out. But to me, the timeline & reasons were vague. He made it clear, in a unique way.

[@lapislazarus8899]

These little episodes REALLY need to be shown at the beginning of class in every middle school social studies class across America, and from there the teacher can take the reins to steer class discussion and instruction. I swear, that will engage so many more young minds than the status quo currently does.

[@johnaldag3645]

TL;DR - Sudan got into a war with itself for ethnic and religious reasons, and several decades later, the chunk that _finally_ split off... got into a war with itself... for ethnic reasons.

[@grandmilanista8426]

it's all about oil sudan refuse to give western big oil company control over its oil so they started finance rebel and brought 50000 mercenary from neighbors country to fight the sudan government and take control over oil places in sudan every african country that has a lot of oil and refuse to give it for free to oil company they did the same shit to them algeria libya Mali nigeria to name a few

[@arianas0714]

@@grandmilanista8426 u got proof nigga?

[@sleepyguy4237]

@@grandmilanista8426 Source: My Ass

[@theworstmaid]

@@grandmilanista8426 source: just trust me bro

[@Ake-TL]

entropy Libya one is kinda believable and well known, gotta give him that

[@yourmom9931]

"Here's a few reasons South Sudan sucks so bad. First let me talk about ethnic groups." ~Sam O Nella

[@dinamosflams]

IKR ?! Ducking gingers

[@kanna-san.]

based

[@thokko691]

?

[@justyourneighborhoodtrash1817]

I mean.... if the ethnic groups gon be bad then everything goes to hell

[@eneco3965]

@@Ed-1749 But everyone's different. Unless you're an identical twin or something.

[@JK-gv2bb]

''Two coupes make a sedan'' made me spit out my coffee

[@moralespeerre]

J-P Kristian xD

[@anthonyzeedyk406]

I respect the shit out of the way you humanized the hardworking people of Sudan who just want peace.

[@JC-om7nr]

I like South Sudan because they’re president wears a cowboy hat that he got from President Bush

[@stargun7235]

What are you doing here suleiman??? Shouldnt you be recreating the Ottoman Empire?

[@amandabarnes1781]

Star Gun nah he’s too busy wearing a fabulous onion hat

[@LLLIIIIEEENNNNN]

T-tha-thank y-yo-you..

[@oldjose9110]

Sir, there's a big onion on your head..

[@BrianGaming365]

@@amandabarnes1781 ah yes joke

[@Jacquett]

this is like gradeAunderA's smart cousin or something

[@MhmD-TH]

jamie timmins ikr

[@xDerpiicity]

I wouldn't compare him to Grade. Sam O'Nella actually has talent

[@s.y.7866]

Kits00ne I don't know why you hate grade, he's actually good!

[@Bounty2223]

Sensible KZbinr he was funny before running out of ideas and shilling and talking smack about people and political stuff. He's really bad at arguing.

[@thespyfromtf2133]

exept this guy is actualy good and not a total dick

[@thomaswalsh4552]

The coupes joke is probably the best I've heard on this channel. A++

[@zunzun1995]

Hey sam, there is no chance you will see this, but I want you to know when I was in vegas I had a cab driver, and he said he was from south sudan and when I said I knew about it and it was the newest country in the world it made his day, so your videos make a difference

[@yoboikamil525]

South Sudan Server Friendly Fire : ON Mode : PvP BR Loot spawns : Medium Weapon spawns : High War Status : Extremely High Happiness : Extremely Low

[@allegedcombustion9014]

Life like bideo game!!!

[@LLLIIIIEEENNNNN]

:(

[@kakyoindonut3213]

hotel : rwanda

[@yoboikamil525]

@@allegedcombustion9014 bogos binted?

[@vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv]

@@allegedcombustion9014 bideo james???

[@elim.4204]

I remember my ELA Teacher showed this to the class after we read "A Long Walk to Water"

[@azelfdaboi5265]

omg same

[@uglyandtalentlessteenager2465]

Eli Mui me too

[@moistsocks2188]

Bleeps?

[@gremlin8216]

Same :0

[@jeronimoaguilar]

YEAH!!!!

[@kingastaroth7912]

Hey South Sudan how many civil wars you need? South Sudan: yes.

[@lunareclipse2401]

100th like

[@alemeral9987]

Piggi5X the Derp 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@lunareclipse2401]

@@alemeral9987 daww thanks

[@insaincaldo]

We did it we won our independence, time to fight for our independence.

[@burpyiscool1365]

*_Laughs in French_

[@gormold4163]

This video is older now than South Sudan was when it was created.

[@rachelb1638]

I honestly wish history class was taught like this, just straight to the point with a little comedy thrown in.

[@haykalhakeem4473]

Same. My history teacher has a voice

[@chopperbrosadvance9760]

This is just an older version of 3 year olds saying "I wish we could have candy for dinner every day"

[@volition1312]

how is it taught in your country then lmao. do they not get straight to the point?

[@kotobaza2099]

@@volition1312 usually it is coated in layers of ideological/patriotic shitfuckery

[@carmenp3003]

Who else googled the South Sudan President to see his hat?

[@lhopeItSnowsTomorrow]

I did and I dont see whats the problem here that hat is badass af

[@howardbaxter2514]

I did.

[@5C2WMedia]

moldova belongs to russia. transylvania belongs to hungary

[@olgamurillo4421]

That hat's Ggggggggggggggggggggggggg uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@hmkhgx8068]

@@5C2WMedia Moldova is romania, Transilvanija is romania, Kosovo is Albania, Bosnia is Croatia, Quebec is Canada etc...

[@CreeketsCreek]

They don't have internet there?? That's it, the inside war is one thing, but *this* . This is the true crime.

[@MohamedAmeenME]

They do have internet in South Sudan, @21Mbps btw

[@mohanafy9264]

WillowRustle64 I think they have internet 0

[@AA-yn4oy]

LMAOOOOO YES THEY HAVE INTERNET!!

[@loldebiteloldebite1607]

massive whoosh

[@ajangmabior4606]

There’s internet here and it’s alright

[@XXMatt0040XX]

Coming back to this video after... recent events. Sam 6 years ago probably never expected this to be a valuable resource to learn about an important conflict all across world news

[@nazipepe9022]

U.S. Military: *_DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?_*

[@TheGoodChap]

flowing through some intelligence channel at one point: _we've discovered we can bribe them with hats, this will be easier than expected_

[@pescavelho6151]

Username checks out.

[@aliabdallah102]

Shut up poo tin.

[@MissButterfly777]

Oh ma gad is puhutin

[@Whack0]

UK military: *OIL??*

[@Muhad]

Funny enough, just earlier this year in 2020 on February 22nd, Kiir and Machar reached a deal and ended the civil war.

[@whaddyamean99]

And they formed a coalition government... Why couldn't they have done that years ago and saved the country from a civil war?

[@Muhad]

@@whaddyamean99 tribalism

[@Vitorruy1]

To increase the drama of the plot

[@theviniso]

Well, things can only go up from here for them

[@Слышьты-ф4ю]

@@Vitorruy1 developers thought that country with lots of tribes would be intersting, but decided to cut out that content in latest add-on to focus on pandemics and trying not to make world even more divided

[@popefrancis3571]

“There were two civil wars until the south gained independence.” That could have many meanings

[@law4803]

Foreshadowing..

[@ThatCatfulCat]

@@law4803 "da souf will raiz agiiin!" they shout, in between the family make-out sessions

[@Shottyshotgun1]

The yanks are shaking in their boots

[@SrSander]

oof

[@stormjet814]

Ye yeet

[@NinjaMan47]

April 2023 and KZbin decided to recommend me this. Very topical as the US is currently fleeing their embassy in Sudan.

[@christianbolisca1493]

Hell, some Sudanese fled to South Sudan for safety.

[@MadM0nte]

Shouldn't they have called it the "Nuer Civil war" ba dum tsh.

[@dammitthatguy3107]

MadM0nte It's time to stop

[@ticklishspoon1797]

seranoke

[@pfysche2283]

So Nuer is at east of South Sudan. So if the nation just bacomes two nations, would the Nuer one be called Southeast Sudan?

[@augustinedaudu9203]

The Black Eagle that reminds me, if you want to see a first-hand account of the Sudan civil War, read the story, A Long Walk to Water

[@augustinedaudu9203]

The Black Eagle probably, as well as all rivaling tribes in the area

[@fett716]

so sudan split in two, and now south sudan's basically split in two. i'll bet the country's just gonna keep splitting until it's 100 little micro-nations

[@sor3999]

The south is not split in two. It's more like split 7 ways.

[@vjapple3083]

Der Kommissar Each nation consists of one person

[@vjapple3083]

Who are constantly at war with each other and themselves

[@froglover4203]

*Microstates

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I'm going to move there and declare myself an independent country. Everyone else will be too busy fighting to care.

[@dewdropp8587]

"If you looked up clusterfuck in the dictionary, well, you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word." -Sam O'Nella

[@kameronjones7139]

BoaFXP he was a wise scholar far ahead of his time

[@XsimD]

Yes, we also watched the video

[@kameronjones7139]

Daniel Xsim k

[@S1KTER]

Dickshinairy*

[@lordsoupsoup7321]

I found out today that my African coworker is actually a Dinka! I showed him this video and he actually really enjoyed it, saying “that’s reality”. So this video has South Sudanese approval.

[@robbobb4050]

3:20 A Seven Nation Army never held me back

[@timmteller871]

Bonasaur badum tss

[@richierich890]

And that is why we are the 2nd strongest army in all of Africa!

[@MisterTipp]

More like a seven army nation never held me back

[@frickinhecker2610]

Bonasaur I

[@levandhisdemons6087]

"we ain't all about your Alah" iI just love how you said that 😂

[@SSDfunnyvideos5059]

Me either 😂😂😂💔

[@Jordan_Benzos_Peterson]

South Sudany here. It's true we don't have internet. Not sure how I found this video. Anyhoo, have some things to shoot at with the guns lying around here. Civil war out.

[@shrekonion8307]

Go ahead and protect those oil reserves

[@kafkafication3449]

Is it because of postmodernism?

[@flibbaflabba3126]

Okay pordan jederson

[@paxshmitz2665]

@Samuel Erickson OK boomer.

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@flibbaflabba3126 Ok Milennial.

[@tjcola7703]

Im glad they were able to sort things out peacefully in the end

[@thousandblues2527]

*_A wild Catalonia appears_*

[@frabbledabble1376]

PodTheRod *A wild Quebec appears*

[@davigurgel2040]

*A wild Scotland appears*

[@frabbledabble1376]

Davi Gurgel *Britain used tax increase! It's super effective! Scotland fainted!*

[@frabbledabble1376]

Davi Gurgel *A wild Palestine appears*

[@senorpigeon9564]

*A wild Philippines Appeared* *SPAIN USES IMPERIALISM!!! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

[@oliverz4133]

One thing I love about your videos are that I can watch it at 144p and not miss out much.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

1:50 "It takes two Civil Wars to get the south's independence" hold up

[@DanielFuentes-mr3nn]

Americans right now: Aw shit, here we go again

[@shapesnatch1341]

That "Oh I see" has been living in my head rent-free for years now

[@m.i.3319]

As a Muslim, "Us Africans, we ain't all about your Allah" made me belly laugh

[@sawyervuorensyrja4703]

“Yeah, well, who cares?” “Oh, I see.”

[@maxpayne7459]

@@sawyervuorensyrja4703 i love that moment of silence

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

I Coughed my Lungs out

[@makandcheese7962]

I find it funny and ironic because many people like me are both African and Muslim

[@trollinape2697]

@@makandcheese7962 half of africans are muslim

[@Dfturcott]

“This makes hotel Rwanda look like hotel California.” I get that you’re going for hyperbole but you picked a band that literally all takes separate planes and buses to the stadium they play at because they can’t stand each other

[@ThyBluebell]

“Notice how there were two civil wars before the South gained independence.” ....I thought that line was about to go in a completely different direction

[@charles-pn5uf]

‘two coup[e]s make a sedan’ is so underrated

[@captaincantelope7526]

Lmao I thought your voice was text to speech

[@MCZockerKonig]

same ^^

[@1234q-q8x]

Captain Cantelope why would you think that?

[@Thomas-yb3mf]

how

[@AverageAlien]

are you deaf?

[@Jx_-]

Sam: "Notice how there were 2 civil wars before the South gained independence" Me, living in Louisiana: "Haha, I'm in danger"

[@endergamer7483]

Me just chilling in Florida, knowing that I live a 1 - 2 hours from Georgia: Welp they ain’t gonna hold back now.

[@seanjohnisee]

@@endergamer7483 Better round up the Florida men and somehow persuade them to attack Georgia.

[@magmamouse7270]

@@seanjohnisee Florida. Hello from Texas. You'll see the Texan Navy has met your troops. You'll also notice that we've finished our invasion of Alabama. God Bless Texas. Begin the siege of Tallahasse.

[@seanjohnisee]

@@magmamouse7270 Back at you with a battalion of Oregonian Unipipers, all with the flames aimed at your troops. (If you don't get it, look it up. You won't regret it.)

[@magmamouse7270]

@@seanjohnisee Counter with an Alamo card in defense. mode. Prepare with Battle of San Jacinto in attack mode for the next turn.

[@activeregent8889]

If Sam ain't my warlord, I don't want one at all

[@Lewis077]

3:45 why the president looking like Heisenberg…..?

[@RralRonaldo]

Black hat + beard = Heisenberg 💀💀💀 bro think he did something funny

[@stereokuuji]

😐

[@Tearcarlog]

his beard isnt brown, so you're kinda reaching