Damn this was fast... faster than MKBHD in a school zone
@bobweiram63215 күн бұрын
Corny!
@Vegeta_ble4415 күн бұрын
@@bobweiram6321 corny but true
@undefinedCat5 күн бұрын
@@bobweiram6321 i love corn🌽
@d3nie4 күн бұрын
yall still crying about another guy 😭
@nfrealmusicfan1612 күн бұрын
Joke is dead😑
@panmanafro5 күн бұрын
The MKBHD jokes will never stop 😭
@tspis5 күн бұрын
I'm out of the loop - when or what?
@Velerios5 күн бұрын
like him on speed limit signs?
@lordcirrhosisofliver5 күн бұрын
@@tspis MKBHD has been in a lot of controversy recently, he used to be praised for his integrity but that has changed. His most recent major blunders include his releasing of an overpriced wallpaper app and far worse then that, he released a full video that was basically a paid positive ad for a go pro competitor, during which he drove at 96MPH in a residental zone past a "warning: children playing" sign. He literally tried to blur his speedometer but he forgot that the car had an extra one that was visible on the passenger side.
@tspis5 күн бұрын
@@lordcirrhosisofliver Thank you for the deets! 🙏
@ElijahChikondi5 күн бұрын
They will never stop, just like him
@KV21YT5 күн бұрын
The iOS 18 hasn't been even fully released and people are leaking the iOS 19 already 😭
@aXimo5 күн бұрын
There is 18.2 available, so - what??
@Danarchy35 күн бұрын
18 just got here. Any 19 leaks are just Apple trolling
@Spoonfed785 күн бұрын
What doesn't expect from a marketing company that sells lagging tech 🤷♂️
@Danarchy35 күн бұрын
@@Spoonfed78 you sat lagging, when it’s perfecting. Android tolls out beta software. Apple takes it and says here’s how this is supposed to work
@el0j5 күн бұрын
you'll be surprised to know that there is phone models (by most companies) of at least the next couple years already defined.
@mustardroshi4185 күн бұрын
the mkbhd diss is diabolical
@NJ-wb1cz5 күн бұрын
Who's mdkbh?
@MuhammedAmeenTP-hp4eq5 күн бұрын
mkbhd or marques brownlee is a popular tech youtuber who mistakenly drived his lamborghini with high speed in a school zone in one of his video. (Now he cutted out this clip from video). My english is very bad :(
@Emayeah4 күн бұрын
Barques Mrownlee standard definition
@migovas14834 күн бұрын
it was NECESSARY! 🤣
@art_time_now4 күн бұрын
@@NJ-wb1czyou don't know him or you don't really know him😂😂
@Billynomates-19805 күн бұрын
The moral of the story…disable Siri and disable AI. They’re pushing this hard for adoption it sure ain’t in the customers interest
@Pushpan-jay5 күн бұрын
bro , cant u see samsung glazers glazing over ai
@marryof9955 күн бұрын
@@Pushpan-jay so that there is at least *some* form of intelligence operating the phone.
@rocketmunkey15 күн бұрын
Ai in a nutshell "Plausible deniability" When they do something bad they just blame Ai 🖥🤷♂
@samudrasyarif6828Күн бұрын
@@Pushpan-jay the different samsung its succes to her Ai meanwhile apple is stuk because only new phone and last year pro and max to have AI
@losthero0Күн бұрын
@@Pushpan-jaywho talks like that??
@jeager_075 күн бұрын
Apple's doing tommorow what android did yesterday 😭😂😂😂😂😂
@asyraf20575 күн бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahah damn
@noufiyamol76155 күн бұрын
why android navigations animations icons. even some options the same what apple did ? and android is copy of 80 % of ios 1
@gentle2855 күн бұрын
It has been like this for over a decade now.
@AniMangHwa_5 күн бұрын
Ios 1 is ancient and barely had any features From now on from ios 2 to 18 ios copied 95% of the features from Android Starting ios was amazing but later it became copycat instead of innovative@@noufiyamol7615
@amitsythandle5 күн бұрын
@@noufiyamol7615 sorry apple fanboy, we're already using future with galaxy ai 😂👎
@Bonanalife5 күн бұрын
Siri with AI: here’s something I found on the web 😂😂😂😂
@BasicGuy8344 күн бұрын
haha??
@Bonanalife4 күн бұрын
@ 😑
@dronejunglistplatoon5 күн бұрын
bro works EVERYWHERE!!
@solomonrirfan5 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Mr.JimPickens5 күн бұрын
I think he gets fired, rehired over and over
@semeionsho5 күн бұрын
@@Mr.JimPickens Precisely
@BoraHorzaGobuchul3 күн бұрын
The economy is so bad he has to work multiple jobs and run a KZbin channel to make ends meet...
@PremiumUsername10 сағат бұрын
111likes ❤
@Xokzu5 күн бұрын
So now every year they wanna keep dangling the "Siri improvements" like a carrot on a stick, meanwhile they'll always be behind the competition 😂
@tspis5 күн бұрын
Hey, I'm no Apple fanboy (been rocking Android since '10), but "behind the competition" is pretty subjective here. Sure, Android and OEMs innovate more, but Apple's market cap and shareholder value are precisely the opposite of "behind the competition". Otherwise, I overall agree with your premise. Add "in innovation" to the end, and swap "always" with "often", and I'll sign on the spot.
@alfredchen45795 күн бұрын
Apple called IQ tax for a reason
@Steel00795 күн бұрын
What are you even saying? Here behind the competition means technologically. Except the SOC itself, apple is kinda always behind the competition. Shareholder value can choke on my hairy balls. Customer cares about the device, not the shareholder value@@tspis
@whohan7795 күн бұрын
@@alfredchen4579 i-Overpaid-Severely or something… 😜
@joeking225 күн бұрын
@@tspis Apple's market cap and shreholder value are a reflection of the type of people that follows Apple, not the innovation of the company which @Xokzu is right about, theyr'e way behind the competition. on.
@paulng1245 күн бұрын
as an apple user for 6 years The only biggest upgrade that I made is selling my 15 pro max and getting an ROG and Google pixel. never switching back to garbage.
@Danarchy35 күн бұрын
You got a pixel and you say with a straight face that apple is garbage? That’s the definition of sour grapes
@pantherausf.d69145 күн бұрын
I mean, at least he can install Linux on it and have a free of spying OS like Graphene or Lineage.
@Cymock15 күн бұрын
@@Danarchy3Why's that though?
@mantasg64475 күн бұрын
@@Danarchy3 still better than spying iphone phones tho
@Danarchy35 күн бұрын
@@mantasg6447 out of Android and Apple you think Apple is the OS that spies on you? All I can say there is that I hope you get those new crayons you asked Santa for
@aussiegruber865 күн бұрын
0:31 Apple tears 😂😂😂
@s.......5 күн бұрын
Bottle comes separately
@cihadturhan5 күн бұрын
tea or tears?
@danbh845 күн бұрын
@@cihadturhantears..
@alphathemage42385 күн бұрын
APPLE TEASE.....
@benjaminsmekens23443 күн бұрын
@@s....... That will be a 200$ upgrade.
@jaynet15395 күн бұрын
Sam, what you produce is gold in comedy. Damn.
@liamgbooth5 күн бұрын
My brother (Who only ever wants to have iPhones) came up to me the other day asking for a new special type of wall plug that apple has newly released. He presented me a cable with one end the thunderbolt connector and a USB type C on the other. (Apple really can't let go of it's own proprietary stuff) He went on to say he had another USB C to USB C cable that was also an Apple "special cable" I informed him they have been available elsewhere for 10 years. Apple is finally catching up with the rest of the smartphone market 👏
@1stRangerКүн бұрын
There’s no such thing as Thunderbolt connector. It’s Type C connector.
@omnomzofchainsaws42785 күн бұрын
iOS 18 still somewhat broken. Releases 19.
@el0j5 күн бұрын
if it aint broken dont fix it. if it is broken just skip it
@MelodicTurtleMetal5 күн бұрын
@@el0jyou're updating it wrong!
@rick_terscale11114 күн бұрын
@@el0j 😂😂😂😂 Good one!!!
@cunnyman3 күн бұрын
My 14 Pro Max still crashes every other day
@Non_Member_135 күн бұрын
How do we make money again? LMAO
@khan.No15 күн бұрын
Ads 😂
@spacepsycat5 күн бұрын
Downloading spyware into your phones.
@Grass_rock-kb7gi5 күн бұрын
Robbing a bank
@Bonanalife4 күн бұрын
@@Grass_rock-kb7gi duh…
@mzeewakazi5 күн бұрын
SamTime C.V. be like 50 pages. 😂
@BoraHorzaGobuchul3 күн бұрын
Has to make ends meet, multiple jobs + yt channel
@NorthlanderMN5 күн бұрын
My 2 year old Pixel 7 gets 3 more years of Android updates. My kids' new iPhones are getting things that I had on my S9 many years ago.
@TechGameDev5 күн бұрын
2:32 buying a new phone for an unfinished AI is rotten no thanks
@KniteHoodGaming5 күн бұрын
3:02 android being savage 😂
@ryanfriel75775 күн бұрын
Me: How do u get real information in a funny way? Siri AI: SAMTIME.
@alhypo5 күн бұрын
Moving icons to the back just cracks me up 🤣
@dhandy43594 күн бұрын
They are bunch of jokers. That had been in existence on Android for over 11 years on Android 3. 😁
@darkwerewolf16874 күн бұрын
3:06 "All the wayyyyy.. to the back!"😂😂😂😂😂
@sankaranarayanan6165 күн бұрын
"Apple's doing tomorrow, what Android did yesterday"... More like 17 years ago ...
@Pushpan-jay5 күн бұрын
and later dropped it and reuse it when apple implemented
@Drak_Thedp5 күн бұрын
@@Pushpan-jay Yup, always wondering why tf can't big players like samsung powerhouse their own ideas, they leave them hanging for grabs by Apple instead.
@francisadrianifeanyi72775 күн бұрын
Samsung and Apple and Google don't have anything to offer,,,, Samsung copy everything apple and Huawei does on harmony OS, Apple ios 19 also copying Huawei harmony OS to implement siri under there phone screen,, Seterlite communicating technology is what Apple and Google and Samsung are still fighting to implement on there phones. Vivo, Huawei and Honor are in forefront of technology,,. But am sure Huawei still run honor business by them self using other companies name.. Other brand like xiaomi and oppo don't have have anything new to offer on their device, dey only copy what Samsung brings on the tablet,,. Little or no time, apple will implement 2sim slot, SD card slots on there phone and called it innovation, what a setback for apple users..
@thrumbo4 күн бұрын
@@Drak_ThedpSamsung is really good at using others idea. Whether its from apple, other android brands or even custom rom
@jjflash26115 күн бұрын
I used to love the iPhone. But the lack of customization, not being able to Side Load Apps or download and run a Firewall is a deal breaker for me. It seems Apple gives consumers less and less choice with every iteration of their phones and OS.
@lucifermorningstar83875 күн бұрын
It’s the lack of sideload apps for me. I’m looking for a deal on S24 and will swap as soon as possible
@brock76725 күн бұрын
yes modded apps usability is what straight up winner on Android.
@CT_Taylor5 күн бұрын
sideload>?
@Grass_rock-kb7gi5 күн бұрын
@@CT_Taylor Side load is a feature that lets user install apps from other sources outside the official store
@dabrams845 күн бұрын
@@CT_TaylorIt's when you manually download the app install file and install it that way. Similar to how you install software on your computer.
@MichaelMarquez-m3b5 күн бұрын
The reviews for the updated Photos app remind me how I felt when they killed Cover Flow on the Mac.
@SMASH_REVIEWS5 күн бұрын
Google now has its own Tim Coook.
@KLondike55 күн бұрын
I use an iPhone for some work apps. My favorite is the constantly shutting down hotspot. How convenient to have to reactivate it 20 times a day.
@rexsceleratorum16324 күн бұрын
Android does that too if no devices are connected, but there is a toggle to keep the hotspot on if you want
@KLondike53 күн бұрын
@rexsceleratorum1632 Android has a setting to keep it on anyway. iOS just turns it off when you walk away for 40 seconds.
@ashenwattegedera3 күн бұрын
This, I used an IPhones hotspot for the first time and was so confused, Disconnect for a second and the Hotspot is off. Apparently it works well is the connected devices are also apple. Typical Apple.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul3 күн бұрын
It's for the environment, you don't understand!
@VernL415 сағат бұрын
Yep, I've been stuck in the miserable Apple hotspot deactivation trap before! I would try to turn it back on and the iphone would tell me that there were no devices connected. Well yeah, but I would like to connect one if you would leave the hotspot on for at least a minute! Trying to use an iphone is simply infuriating!
@Freezeboys-gaming5 күн бұрын
At the reavel of ios19 at apple we took 2mintues to make it and we have Mark has Brownlee to show you the speedometer blurr update.
@y2ksw15 күн бұрын
Over the many years I am subscribed, you certainly surprise me every time with fresh and hilarious jokes about presumed feelings of others!
@pradeep.bhuvanagiri4 күн бұрын
0:42 Best example for LLM model 🤣
@ManuelRiccobono5 күн бұрын
The speedometer roast was very unexpected 😂
@eightchickens5 күн бұрын
2:40 How does Google make money, you asked? Let's google it (ha ha). Ok ehm. Here it is. In 2023 they made $175.04 billion from ads shown on google search result page. That's 56.93% of their revenue. Then, they made $31.51 billion that year on KZbin ads.
@pianissimo71213 күн бұрын
It was rhetorical
@Shytzedaka4 күн бұрын
the best part of this year is the samtime videos we got along the way
@OUTL4WZ5 күн бұрын
1:08 Is that Will Smith‘s wife?
@wwiiinplastic47125 күн бұрын
Her condition has really sped up as of late. Lost her hair, and now the back of her skull and some pigmentation. She's treating him much nicer in this video, though. Just make sure you keep her name out of your mouth so as not to trigger a beating from Will.
@svetlovska5 күн бұрын
Keep his wife’s name out of your damn mouth! *slap*
@TrouvatkiDePercusion4 күн бұрын
@@wwiiinplastic4712 All true, and all good advice ❤
@misugijun2 күн бұрын
dude i love your comedy. and you are so up to date i learn a lot of tech news through your parodies
@Champik3335 күн бұрын
I like new photo app in iOS 18. Customized it once for personal needs and now it’s totally fine for me.
@kellhound86455 күн бұрын
"Head is a circle icon" 5 seconds in and already 😅😅..
@WileCoyoteMoncure-Smith5 күн бұрын
By the time Siri gets updated, phones will project from our fingers.
@markkithinji26665 күн бұрын
2:00 mKPHd jokes will never die
@martijn31515 күн бұрын
Perhaps the new Siri can fix the photos app?
@DannyDaCat5 күн бұрын
3:21 is my favorite part of every video...
@RandomLucker5 күн бұрын
🥰
@danielxmiller5 күн бұрын
Same 😂
@AboodXD5 күн бұрын
Actually my least favorite... because it means the video has ended. 🥲
@TheZedrem5 күн бұрын
On some Android phones, you already can move apps to the backside. Nubia Z20 for example
@dhandy43594 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 Are you kidding me? You could do that over 10 years ago. 😂
@McVincient3 күн бұрын
Gemini app is also available on iOS
@BoraHorzaGobuchul3 күн бұрын
We know :) so what's the point of integrating it further
@dabrams845 күн бұрын
This is the second Apple roast I've seen from this channel. Subscribed.
@rudrasomani15 күн бұрын
At 3:10 you got your charm again! Keep the funk up!! Love from India❤
@Jagadishhebbar3 күн бұрын
An actual INDIAN SPOTTED 🎉
@rudrasomani13 күн бұрын
@Jagadishhebbar yes bro Are you also indian
@Jagadishhebbar3 күн бұрын
@rudrasomani1 हाँ भाई
@rudrasomani13 күн бұрын
@@Jagadishhebbar सही है फिर तो😁 Now waiting for Sundar Pichai's comment telling he is from India too!
@drgroove1015 күн бұрын
I enjoyed the Duce Bigalow references very very much. Thank you for that! The other stuff in the video was great too.
@davetech12693 күн бұрын
I actually did ask Gemini to subscribe as per your request and got "I understand. I appreciate you letting me know about SAMTIME's suggestion. I'll keep it in mind." So there's that!
@tehSunBro4 күн бұрын
"Apple's doing tommorow what android did yesterday" never laughed that hard
@Maddin13135 күн бұрын
iOS 20: Removed thumbnail view from photos app. Instead, the photos app shows you a random image when you open it. Reopen the app to see another random image.
@kaloryfer6663 күн бұрын
Siri even turbocharged with AI is still unable to support Polish language. 🤣
@SubTroppo5 күн бұрын
I just got 'big-headed' when I got the to career-ending-not-blurring the speedo joke😜. Boy, am I up with it! This situation will not last long; it never does.
@Max-xl9qv5 күн бұрын
2:34 ahh, the "we get it for free" joke never gets old )
@miboxcmpinto49774 күн бұрын
Hey, One-Ball ! Good job.
@tg81504 күн бұрын
You sir, make me laugh and smile daily. Thank you!
@jesuschal38025 күн бұрын
Apple wouldn't release more "undisclosed" features until 2026 to give Android some time ahead so Apple has enough material to copy.
@amirgonen5 күн бұрын
i have a z flip 5, i can already move my icons to the back
@hamaljay5 күн бұрын
No you can't.
@Lon3Wolf95 күн бұрын
Apple's innovation died with Jobs.
@demonicsquid72175 күн бұрын
Tech Jesus wasn't an innovator. The last innovative stuff he did was at NeXT. His second stint at Apple was just about churning out lifestyle tech nothing that anyone else wasn't doing as well.
@jimi63355 күн бұрын
Yeah Steve Wozniak was the man @@demonicsquid7217
@ClassyTuxSigmaAwesomeMuscular5 күн бұрын
@@demonicsquid7217 BOIII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT FRUTIGER STEVE
@HansOvervoorde5 күн бұрын
Neh, it only made Apple just a little bit slower in copying and adapting innovations of others.
@MrChrisRP5 күн бұрын
He's John Lennon, with their Apples. Listen, do yu want to be wrong or extra wrong. World stage.
@wrathofainz5 күн бұрын
The Deuce Bigalow clips are neat
@Jayden-lr2mm5 күн бұрын
Apples doing tomorrow, what android did yesterday is so accurate
@KhaledED15 күн бұрын
Is the iOS 18 already just release 10 minutes ago??
@FeZe19974 күн бұрын
what water bottle brand is that?
@verynameboi41213 күн бұрын
3:07 that would actually be a pretty neat concept- having shortcuts that don't nearly take up screen space pretty sure android folding phones already take advantage of that
@esmooth9193 күн бұрын
"Apple is doing tomorrow what Android did yesterday!" That statement could not be more accurate!
@kinosyavah5 күн бұрын
I turned off Siri long time ago, and will never use it again
@semeionsho5 күн бұрын
Loving the view counts on Sam's videos these days
@Sloff11555 күн бұрын
In contrast, Google’s Gemini does not execute locally on the device. I am aware of this because I also possess a Pixel 8 Pro.
@JDakaCorgi2 күн бұрын
3:11 Is savagely funny 🤣 Absolutely hysterical
@sunilnathani39245 күн бұрын
Android smartphones : - upto 2k resolution display. - upto 120 watt chargers. * Apple iphone's - what is "watt" ? We earn more than Chinese. We sell 20w charger seperately for Rs 2,000. 😀😀 * iphone : Same old notch ( now modified as "Dynamic island" ), no charger in box, no 3.5 mm audio jack, no FM radio, no expandable memory card slot, one sim + one e-sim, usb type 'C' charging port only in latest 15 series from September 2023, only 60hz display in non pro iPhone 15 models. 🤔🤔 But, iphone is the best. 😀😀
@-._.-What-Is-Up-._.-5 күн бұрын
* Still ppl Buys IPhone 😂 Cope Harder 😂 Avg Indian
@BoraHorzaGobuchul3 күн бұрын
Lived the large language model. Would love to try it out. So much real estate to explore, one could get really creative
@AL-mh3ps5 күн бұрын
when you said to the back snot almost came flyinng out my nose i laughed so hard
@62495692345 күн бұрын
Sam ur videos are breath of fresh air in boring tech world!
@KungLao-b5v4 күн бұрын
My cousin Wang Suk Kok in China works at an Apple factory in China. He was forced to falsify production processes if he wanted a promotion in order to house his 43 children.
@mikebowers71615 күн бұрын
It’s amazing how you are so on the nose With regard to all these greedy bloody suckers. Courage!!
@ajaks76365 күн бұрын
Ha ha ha. Before I forget, Merry Christmas 1 Ball Super Sam, and you're Beautiful Wife!! Great Video! Thank you.
@miboxcmpinto49774 күн бұрын
Roasted apples are amazing !
@fist0035 күн бұрын
I still haven't got ios 18 on my 15 plus.
@joseguzman69885 күн бұрын
The hilarious thing is how will Apple possibly come up with an impressive iOS 19 when they can‘t even finish iOS 18
@mariotabali26035 күн бұрын
Really there is no reason to upgrade a thing. My best phone was galaxy 7. Im posting from an iphone 11 and besides 5g i dont see a reason to upgrade
@MaiElizabeth5 күн бұрын
0:05 Euww I hate circle icons
@scpactualise5 күн бұрын
Samsung: One UI 7 (copied from IOS) Apple: Fine I’ll do it myself *Upgrade IOS 19* (copied again from Android)
@SquidBow5 күн бұрын
Apple coppies from Android, Sumsung coppies from Apple
@dimethedude5 күн бұрын
I hate iOS 18 sooooo badly
@NaudVanDalen3 күн бұрын
Sam is not letting MKBHD rest. 😆
@SouravNarjinarai-i2i5 күн бұрын
Other youtubers earning : who ever pays more gets more promotion Our legend : who ever pays more gets less damage . 😂
@TicTacBell_5 күн бұрын
Ios 19, Android go edition
@elliottlear60113 күн бұрын
I'm just here for the cat at the end
@raduiacomin63434 күн бұрын
Is Aqua Carpatica your new sponsor? :P
@hydorah4 күн бұрын
That fella with the grey hair at 1:17 looks like Clippy. He's deffo got the eyebrows
@Dudewhoisthere175 күн бұрын
2:42 by also not knowing what privacy, and knowing, then selling all our data to advertisers
@kurltonfalconer93535 күн бұрын
Apple doing tomorrow what android did yesterday is diabolical 😂😂
@moonderland5 күн бұрын
I just hope they give us an option for the photos app where we can set it back to the original UI. No matter how hard I tried to customize, the new photos app is just an eyesore and felt less intuitive.
@aw96805 күн бұрын
The photo app is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@shashankyadav57035 күн бұрын
Who will look at your eyes, when we have double chin as an option
@niranjanbarnwal43095 күн бұрын
2:39 so smooth😂
@777idkineedausername5 күн бұрын
I only got android 14 last week. My KZbin app buffers more, but has better features. That's the only change I noticed.
@LeoMkII5 күн бұрын
Dude is dissing ios like android was any better lol, at least ios is somewhat improving, android is effectively becoming worse with time, with more and more features removed and more limits put in place, it'll just become ios 2.0 soon enough
@FOM_extras5 күн бұрын
2:28 girl when's the last time you looked at their prices "hundreds of dollars", isn't it like $3000000 for a new iPhone now appleflation
@sirilbhimala5 күн бұрын
Bro's intelligence >>>(AI)Apple intelligence 😂
@darylefleming11915 күн бұрын
Sam makes me love Android.
@Spoonfed785 күн бұрын
potentially allows other AI agents to be engaged knowing their fashion engineers have nothing in their Gucci bags to offer internally. But don't allow other products, services or software integrate well or optionally default. Nailed it with just trying to Scrabble for cash from other companies.
@UlshaRS5 күн бұрын
Head is circle icon? Congrats! Next stop IS circle icon!