Samurai Cop - Hilariocity Review

[@BodyByBenSLC]

"What dose Godzilla mean?" "It means Japanese lizard."

[@marygross6874]

😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@AKAZA-kq8jd]

Were do I started😱😒

[@gorillawhale1046]

Gorilla whale

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

That’s DINOSAUR, hombré!

[@VicRayLasomeChannel]

lmao

[@Amalokch]

"what does Toyota means? It means Japanese car."

[@EP3mentalist]

'Toyota' is the feminine version of Japanese car. The masculine is 'Honda' lol

[@InvestedGman]

"What does Anime mean? It means Japanese Cartoon."

[@RyllenKriel]

What does Japan mean? It means Japanese island!

[@ThatGuySarabia]

Kuruma means Japanese car actually

[@haroldthaf]

Hey buddy, i'm American... stop generalizing.

[@wumbosaurus9121]

"What does pasta mean? " "It means Italian food."

[@rainierday8155]

Wow so classy

[@otizzlebabe8715]

What does crap mean?

[@MRHEY]

@@hixsey2501 lmao

[@DrRAZI99]

@@hixsey2501 savage😂

[@lavo-ld4wm]

@@otizzlebabe8715 human waste

[@SolisFactor]

"What does gun mean?" "It means bullet launcher."

[@alonelypotato2788]

what does bullet mean?

[@SolisFactor]

A Lonely Potato It means hole maker.

[@Kinobambino]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tannerthepanman9202]

@@SolisFactor what does a lonely potato mean?

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

@@tannerthepanman9202 it means Fry maker

[@FanboyFlicks]

Thanks for the mention Chris!

[@enggarbaskara5326]

Hi Mark... thanks for introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago. the best ever ! XD (your long time subscriber)

[@aarounge]

+FanboyFlicks ur videos are aweome man. Greetings from India

[@stefanpreiss2657]

+FanboyFlicks Hi Mark. Same here - (introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago)... Following your channel all the way from NZ. You are a funny bugger! Thanks

[@genieofthelamp6739]

Awesome seeing you here. Didn't know you watched Chris' videos. Both of you guys are great

[@Motherload3000]

+FanboyFlicks Love your videos!

[@sherlock3134]

I bet this started out as a porno but then someone watched it and said "you know what, i bet there's a story here"

[@himanshumagar]

Jeffrey Slagle xD

[@maniacalmattmedia1025]

You know I hear some of the best films start off like that.

[@josefinebliss2801]

Basically the same with The Room lmao. Three sex scenes within the 10 first minutes of the movie

[@jerichobeach2967]

Lol

[@etkruger]

Bro that’s facts

[@Timliu92]

"What does taco mean?" "It means Mexican food."

[@poemoe1493]

Timliu92 LOOOOL!!! 😂😂😂

[@franciscogonzalez1110]

My brother asked me "what does Kasumi mean?" "It means Japanese daughter"

[@SamnissArandeen]

"What does Oktoberfest mean?" "It means German beer festival."

[@wvttie]

Timliu92 "what does chopsticks mean?" "It means chinese sticks"

[@isaacgray2909]

Not gonna lie, i'm going to say something like that every time someone ask me a foreign food or custom.

[@sublimesubaru2857]

The police captian pause was gold, according to an interview he was waiting for the director to yell cut and he never did hahahah

[@alfagunkapoogaggalaff6720]

“What does cocaine mean?” “It means Colombian flour”

[@DeepakGautamX]

This is gold.

[@noelgomez90]

Nose Candy

[@VicRayLasomeChannel]

lmao

[@belitr5915]

😂

[@mateoreyes6921]

Jajajajajaja I hate you(i am from Colombia) jajajaj

[@aaronjaggan]

Legend has it..Chris is still questioning himself where to start.

[@vinnybakescakes6692]

yes

[@skar8009]

I have a feeling that legend is true.

[@JustASammy12345]

Samurai cop *has a speech about why drugs sucks* Samurai cop *is obviously high while making said speech*

[@KohaTheEternal]

Samini the B 🤣🤣🤣 I’d bet he was reading those lines off of cue cards with those weird and stiff lines he delivered.

[@uncannyvalley2350]

While simultaneously everyone on set was burying their heads in mountains of cocaine

[@johnbraucher1499]

I think he is just another jim breuer Lol

[@guron246]

"What does vodka mean?" "It means Russian water."

[@velkylev4217]

Actually that is correct and therefore it doesn't work as a joke. Lol

[@misteraxl1]

actually, vodka literally means ''little water'' in Russian, from the word voda (water)

[@guron246]

@@velkylev4217 The word :"vodka" was borrowed from the polish language. Where the polish word :"wodka" actually the loan translation of latin - "aqua vitae".

[@prettykit4]

💀

[@OscarDirlwood]

@@guron246 how was it borrowed from Polish, exactly?

[@ThatGuy-tl2qj]

"What does Micheal Bay mean?" "It means big explosion"

[@jfb6080]

It also means i spent 3 hours watching a hot pile of garbage aka a michael bay "film"

[@kaiverse9568]

You need more likes man

[@ryanc2115]

hahaha

[@ntokozomsani5822]

You are a legend my man 🤣😂

[@DrRAZI99]

Also it means shitty movies

[@julieg3747]

I saw an interview with the Samurai Cop actor a few years ago. He has barely aged. He looks the same and he is such a down to earth guy. It was a really nice interview.

[@mrsx7944]

He actually admitted to being in it?

[@rishav.maityy]

Yeah I saw that too.. I think the channel he was on was Red Letter Media.

[@PurooRoy]

I used to think he's Sylvester Stallone.

[@JoeHeine]

Link please

[@ProtagonisTeneT]

He sucks at acting

[@animechic420]

10:24 Samurai Cop's eyes kept looking up as though he was reading his next lines off of cue cards.

[@awesome420ication]

+Charlene Alyssa Ingram Pretty sure he was.

[@jacktheripper29]

+Charlene Alyssa Ingram go watch redlettermedia's interview with the actor. Apparently after so many reshoots and rewrites he was so pissed off he stopped trying altogether.

[@animechic420]

Jack Somerset Lol! It almost sounds like the guy never wanted to do the movie in the first place.

[@thetriggerxp]

+Charlene Alyssa Ingram RedLetterMedia did this way better and way before stop copying them you FRAUD HACK !!

[@TechnoBacon]

+Fernando Donoso ..what

[@SRH-mp6zu]

The budget for this movie went straight up everyone's noses

[@joselegaspi2549]

Lmao!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 funniest comment ever.

[@phantomfrivolity2169]

Just like DeadFall. Lol

[@PurooRoy]

Took my time to understand the joke.

[@pisscookiex1060]

Hall of Fame comment right here.... 😉

[@nikkicole54321]

Yeah. Cocaine. 😂

[@carrastealth]

There's a sequel...called Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance starring the original cast....and Tommy Wiseau. I'm not joking.

[@TheGeorgieboy1978]

Dude number 2 is even worse/better then the first

[@notdeadyet2544]

That’s too good to be true

[@nishanthmithran787]

Where can I watch it

[@Kinobambino]

@@TheGeorgieboy1978 impossible

[@TheGeorgieboy1978]

@@Kinobambino go and watch the trailer... and that barely does Justice to how freaking weird the sequel is

[@kungfuman82]

So Samurai Cop's hair was the Henry Cavill mustache of the 80's.

[@fergman9344]

kungfuman82 Basically 😂

[@nish3603]

Henry Cavill’s moustache was a blessing

[@damianstarks3338]

AestheticBiker82 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@gruposarriax]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@g.nshooter9736]

Yep just much less famous lol

[@roberte.o.speedwagon4559]

I love how at 18:46, when the two dudes show off their skills, the background doesn't change

[@joseveti4549]

Lmao

[@lucafz6597]

lol

[@farhanrahman9803]

Lmaoooo

[@tomlangdale-hunt5863]

"I will relieve you of this gift. This black gift." I genuinely can't remember the last time I've laughed so fucking hard

[@B1G_Dave]

"I will bring you his piano and I will place it on your head"

[@reynam2576]

Lol

[@isaacbobjork7053]

That was too funny

[@nepttune710]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that he said piano on the head scene

[@mindshockz]

I EXPLODED!

[@kaiserofgermania5236]

Omg this is an amazing comment 😂😂😂😂

[@mdavid22]

Movies like this brings happiness to life

[@zachsoroka8707]

Frederick Shaibani

[@dariushcreates]

CHRIS! THERE IS A SECOND ONE! WITH TOMMY WISEAU IN IT! WHY ARENT YOU MAKING ANOTHER GOLDEN HILARIOCITY REVIEW???? THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE ONE!!

[@dariushcreates]

On second thoughts there is a difference between Trying and Failing and Trying to Fail.

[@christosgiannopoulos828]

So, Mikeius was right Mikeius is a greek youtuber who has also reviewed this movie

[@Kujakuseki01]

The sequel tries too hard to cash in on bad movie-ness. It almost never works when a film tries to be hilariously bad.

[@tannerwilson4843]

It's going to be insanely difficult to find for him to do any kind of review! That's perhaps for the best!

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Dariush Asadi it was lame

[@TBH-nu2so]

“What does punch mean?” It means hard touch.

[@nishitkumar7650]

😂😂😂😂

[@stuflames4769]

How would you answer the question: "what does Katana mean?"

[@TBH-nu2so]

@@stuflames4769 It means curvy sword.

[@stuflames4769]

@@TBH-nu2so like a shamshir? Or a cutlass?

[@stuflames4769]

@@TBH-nu2so ah, no. A flamberge. Or a kris. Those are curvy swords. Good description.

[@lazyrmc]

I'm not a filmmaker, but I want to make a Samurai cop fan film. The fact that the original was made gives me hope that one day I can make it

[@slayer-22]

lazyrmc There was a Samurai Cop 2 made after this movie came out of the woodwork. Same actors and everything. You'd have a lot to live up to.

[@anikmonette2140]

Matt S. Still, I might live to see it!

[@BR0TH0RITY]

*samurai cop runs someone over* “Oh man”

[@DrRAZI99]

Hey wait a minute !

[@marcbelo7301]

"I want you to tell these mother fuckers"

[@theangryholmesian4556]

Oh God! Oh man!

[@AdmiralBison]

That's something you say if you blew a tire, not for possible manslaughter.

[@kellyweingart3692]

Son of a bitches 😂

[@marcbelo7301]

When a director blows the budget on weed and cocaine

[@lynxmusic4183]

True

[@Jay-ut8es]

Budget? What budget?

[@darkincognito3826]

🤣

[@FujishimaAkiko]

Samurai Cop's partner's reactions to the dialogue in the scene with the nurse had me screaming... It's so absurd it's hilarious!

[@eddixon2015]

"If you have an idea, it's probably better than Samurai Cop."

[@rajakhan12346]

We fucked the top 4

[@captainginyu2310]

Shit tacos?

[@Mikeanglo]

Samurai Cop 2

[@АбдаллахМуслим]

I don't think so))) nobody can ever make so hilarious movie)))))

[@mariaroque3200]

Lmao

[@badbabybear1]

I just watched this film and it feels like an Adult Swim spoof

[@RDSArcade]

You know what the kicker is?? Adult Swim might endorse this movie.

[@someguy9052]

There’s a sequel, that’s the kicker

[@sadtoast6122]

When a porn director tries to make an actual movie

[@654jimbob654]

A porn director would have a better understanding of lighting, editing, framing, dialogue and pretty much everything else.

[@sadtoast6122]

@@654jimbob654 I don't watch porn so I wouldn't know ...

[@CandraNurIhsan]

@@sadtoast6122 yeah man

[@sadtoast6122]

@@CandraNurIhsan ay *Sweet Cheeks Plays* on Twitch Virtual Boi Pass the word please? 😽😻🥰😍😖😘

[@SH19922x]

@@sadtoast6122 (x) doubt.

[@mikewestprod]

"What does revenge mean?" "It means head on a piano."

[@titocristobal5573]

You. Up. Now.

[@mouazchikhani7803]

*video ends* Chris: where do I start?

[@jacobb.9181]

Mouaz Chikhani w h e r e d o I s t a r t

[@risk2193]

Suicide Squad - 26% on Rotten Tomatoes Samurai Cop - 52% on Rotten Tomatoes WTF??!!

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

You're lying

[@risk2193]

+Jorge Yanez As of the day I posted it, I assure you I wasn't lying

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

+Your Homie (A. Junior) What about samurai cop 2?

[@risk2193]

Go check

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

+Your Homie (A. Junior) is it any better

[@carlvincent3462]

"what does fellatio mean?" "it means Italian romance"

[@KG-Love]

Cannoli means the same

[@erfanmanouchehri7999]

😂😂😂

[@George_M_]

The ability to say the 'I'm telling these SOBs' speech without cracking up ... now there's an actor!

[@beszaid9245]

'' This black gift '' lol 😂 I died

[@actionjackson3522]

I scrolled through the comments looking for someone to say this

[@prashunpcchakraborty70]

Lost it lmao, had to pause and cry XD

[@mrmyballzic]

his wig actually came off at 14:17

[@cyrilkubat4332]

Damn, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! :D

[@hc11ywccd14]

If you set the speed to 0.25 you can clearly see his real hair, its in a ponytail.. why did he need a wig? 0.o

[@xinfr4z893]

14:18 pause

[@Klaital1]

Oh god the dialogue in that nurse scene is like straight from a script of an 80's porn movie.

[@prince_of_cats]

Klaital1 bingo

[@FreedomCinema88]

"What did Tenet mean" "I don't know"

[@praxisvictim5348]

Honest to god , Ive seen pornos where the female characters are more subtle in their intentions.

[@kennethgdavis4643]

Praxis Victim I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@esteemcnaughton755]

Samurai Cop: *exists* Chris: Where do I even START?!

[@MisterMonsterMan]

Honestly, we need more movies like this in 2019.

[@Sonicfan-yb3pv]

Opaqueness yes we do

[@RDSArcade]

Yes. We also need more people questioning their life choices after seeing movies like this in 2019.

[@danieltobin4498]

We do, or rather...we have movies that are much worse...

[@lucasmarciel1527]

birdemic or karete girl

[@danielmelendez3546]

Thing is, they don’t make movies “so bad that they’re good” anymore. They’re all just movies so bad that they’re... BAD. Aw, I miss the 90s/early 2000s.

[@manua4105]

Every once in a while I come back and rewatch this because this has to be one of the most hilarous movie reviews ever.

[@souvenirsucces4450]

Same 😂

[@jonathansoto6984]

And I thought I was the only one lol

[@charlierashi100]

“What does noodle mean?” “It means Japanese food.”

[@trevorrogers95]

No it’s Japanese pasta.

[@melviness4769]

You mean ramen? Noodles are not only from Japan.

[@MrAlextisi]

"Hey, wait a minute!" "HEEey, wait a minute!" "Heywaitaminute!" "Hey wait a minute, Doctor!"

[@vlenhoff]

"he clearly changes ethnicity" 5:25 Did you notice the mustache was gone too? Maybe the fire burned it off.

[@TrackpadProductions]

What I really love is how nonchalant the stunt guy is. He's supposed to be burning alive, and he's just looking around like he just woke up. Like he didn't realize it wasn't a rehearsal...

[@sarac.3568]

You know what Chris, I love you for making this available to me whebever I feel down. I come back to this particular video every couple of months

[@Connief1990]

You can clearly see the wig come off at 14:18!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@sivad1025]

There are wig problems in every single scene. lol Chris gave up critiquing them

[@pt91293]

Kieran Fitzpatrick

[@UkuleleVillain]

It means Japanese sword.

[@victorursul]

lol

[@EthanOrTorr]

Kieran I

[@TheDarkArkhamJoker]

Samurai Cop 2 has Tommy Wiseau and pornstar Kayden Kross starring in it, that is a goldmine

[@marinehulk119]

Kayden Kross is amazing

[@milosmisic89]

+Tommy Nowak Hell yeah can't wait for that one!!!

[@Chandasouk]

+Tommy Nowak That sounds like a masterpiece

[@GameWithCow]

+Milos Misic It's already out I own it on Bluray you can watch it on demand on a lot of places online. It is fucking great.

[@lucascyr98]

Wait....... you're not serious....... are you?

[@ded9820]

I have never heard Chris say 'where do I start?'more times than in this review

[@HAL--vf6cg]

DED he's saying that halfway through the video 😂

[@Migue52]

“What does SONY mean?” “It means Japanese electronics”

[@valhar2000]

7:00 The facial expressions of the black cop are priceless!

[@jasonchilado]

Lorenzo Benito agreed!

[@jayantkumarmandloi5745]

@@jasonchilado IKR

[@robinledesma2683]

I first thought that was edited by the reviewer.

[@etherlords88]

7:23

[@valhar2000]

@@robinledesma2683 According to Matt Hannon, the director just asked the actor to smile, frown, look surprised, etc. (in a different set), and then cut those scenes into the dialogue between the cop and the nurse.

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

Apparently,Tommy Wiseau is in the sequel.

[@EvoluteCreator]

Really?

[@a.morphous66]

They barely had enough money to make one movie. How did they make a sequel?

[@kennethgdavis4643]

Bookhead714 I don’t know Edit: Yup, he was in the sequel. 😆

[@gergocsere1177]

Oh hi Samurai Cop

[@maxieprimo2758]

The god of filmmaking? It must be an amazing movie.

[@robotchester9082]

"What does Nintendo means?" "It means Japanese video game"

[@springyslinky2190]

Say what you want about this movie, Samurai Cop looks and sounds like the best side kick and wingman ever. Like he says nice things and is uplifting.

[@Kevinacharles]

Even the movie's name sounds like a Sega game. I swear he is reading his lines when his eyes keep focusing in his monologue at 10:22

[@jfb6080]

He is also high

[@sicariusflamus3033]

he said he was really tired of the production at that point and was just reading his lines like "yeah ill totally butcher this amir wont use it" he used it...

[@zacharywicklinemedia]

"What does hentai mean?" "It means 'japenese porno'"

[@azh698]

More like Japanese pervert.

[@BleedForTheWorld]

Japanese porn is JAV, "Japanese Adult Video".

[@WesternXC]

More like “Anime porn”

[@averyborst9534]

More like masterpeice

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

It means ART, mom!

[@thewondergirl2396]

I'm laughing so hard I broke a sweat this movie is so horrible on so many levels this movie is the definition of Hilorarcity. Put this term in a sentence and add Samurai Cop. Point proven.

[@truesemen2469]

Shonnae Robinson yup. Did you notice the big reveal?

[@no1rory466]

Shonnae Robinson Me too! Movie gold. 😆

[@GameMaster-sv9uw]

Even more there is a part 2 LMFAO.

[@MegaRez111]

damn woman you are fine

Luis Ramirez Yeah she’s pretty

[@indianmonk3380]

"What does Sumo mean?" "It means fat Japanese wrestlers"

[@keyboarding5593]

The length of his neck in the thumbnail gave me nightmares.

[@SACosby-lp5td]

"This gift....this black gift " Well Merry Christmas to me!! Lol

[@Teppest33]

Samurai Cop 2! Someone needs to review that!

[@helmiazizm]

+nick najarian oh, and also Lexi Belle is on that movie. Now I know what I'm going to do tonight

[@ogxsaintnick]

+TheVeneroz lexi belle?

[@ogxsaintnick]

+TheVeneroz you don't get it it's ok though I'm not mad

[@93JJV]

+nick najarian seriously?? Haha

[@Markenjiru]

+The Moth Attracted to the Flame What on earth? Somebody thought it would be good to make another one? wow...

[@route77productions]

I need a remake with Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie with Dave Bautista as the swordsman.

[@gregorymoore2877]

Dave Bautista was in the original. He was just standing so incredibly still you couldn't see him.

[@wilsonjonah]

I would absolutely watch that 🤣

[@thegreatmarondraith8741]

You EVIL, VILE, GENIUS!!!!!

[@lazyrmc]

This is probably my all time favorite bad movie

[@letstakeatrip2673]

Hahaha what a story mark!

[@mr.bootleg424]

Watch Karate Girl. It's a shitty Turkish film that was lost in history, until the internet learned that it had the worst, longest, and most drawn-out death scene ever. I swear, it's worse than Samurai Cop.

[@finalninjazero5140]

Karate Girl and Samurai Cop are two quality movies!

[@Tiberius11111111]

+Mr.Bootleg Or Turkish Rambo

[@mr.bootleg424]

Final Ninja Zero Magnum Opus.

[@HMSConqueror]

+Tiberius16 that one is hilarious with the RPG.

[@crispyg1335]

is that the movie with the guy that gets shot like fifteen times?😂

[@animechic420]

Samurai Cop: The First Weeaboo.

[@cadethumann8605]

Charlene Alyssa Ingram In fairness, at least he wasn't rejecting his own culture and tried claiming Japan's superioirty. He only spoke some Japanese as well as use a sword a few times (even in the latter case, he mostly used a gun when needed). So I wouldn't call him a weeaboo.

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

More like the long lost brother of Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon.

[@jfb6080]

Wth is a weeaboo

[@tyrant7583]

How did so many people agree with this post? This character is nothing like a Weeaboo. Did they not watch this video?

[@aaronstone2342]

When his wig came off in the fight scene I laughed so hard everyone on my street woke up

[@AJ-kj1go]

Now we know how Michael Bay's female roles were inspired.

[@calebpagan2226]

English please.

[@xavigarcia9372]

+Caleb Pagan you need go to school

[@GeminibBorn]

+Aj Koorstra Hilarious and so spot on. I think this is where he gets his ideas for character development as well.

[@audiovideo-w6o]

+Caleb Pagan Okay "Caleb Pagan"

[@calebpagan2226]

I apologize to everyone on this thread. Its midnight where I live and I read that wrong. I take full responsibility of being an idiot.

[@stevokarapandza9969]

"This gift. This black gift."

[@sinaimuse6562]

LOLOLOL...

[@williammatthews693]

Yeah the gangster seemed a bit mesmerized by that gift. Probably more than a little jealous too.

[@rxbenzo3302]

Jesus christ

[@hoshnicvongutonburg]

What a stirring cinematic treasure. There are no words to describe just how much this movies has touched my life, I named my daughter samurai. Thank you film gods.

[@Immaculate0ne]

Queen Cheng Of Mars should have named her katana

[@JaffytaffyBTC]

Immaculate Expertise Or Japanesesword. lol

[@s.g.7572]

Did you actually? Because that is a terrible name

[@zaboza2011]

Immaculate Expertise so she could have his back

[@claws811]

S. G. r/whooosh

[@pranidsubedi2187]

"What is tea?" ........ "It is Asian Weed."

[@niggardkikeinghunter6560]

The British in war mode: d faq u say?

[@CockySuSMounted]

Whaaaath dhaa phaaakk? 😂🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

It's a plant used to create a drink YOU GIANT DROOLER

[@k.t.1641]

"This gift......this BLACK gift" XD wtf. I gotta start saying that to a buddy of mine

[@jacksmack6979]

LMFAO!! That part is hilarious

[@spidavenom4]

+Kegan Terry LMMMMFFFFAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@rufiredup90]

I died!!!

[@brettedward7470]

+Kegan Terry Tarantino obviously stole this scene for Django. No shame.

[@dukenukem8381]

+Kegan Terry your shadow is not a real friend

[@DietdrMemes]

This whole movie just seems like a more expensive version of Michal Scott’s movie from The Office, Agent Michal Scarn, or the lethal weapon sequels Mac and Charlie made in always sunny in Philadelphia.

[@RAYSADTLER]

2019 reboot. Directed by Michael Bay.

[@RDSArcade]

The Defender arcade machine blows up in that version.

[@spencerguess1367]

We can only hope

[@willhuey4891]

at least michael bay enjoys what he does and his movies are fun popcorn flicks

[@jculver1674]

Yes please

[@loganstolberg2743]

Explosions everywhere

[@leifsyversen6809]

“What does tortilla mean?” “It means Mexican pancake”

[@serrajav]

"What does taco mean?" "It means Mexican sushi"

[@Brooks92]

14:15 he literally pulls the wig off and you can see his full head haha

[@themuchdingdong]

The "Ride To Hell: Retribution" of movies

[@Tubeite]

Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

[@Valleyraven007]

The Buds Show Ride to FUCKING HELL

[@Valleyraven007]

The Buds Show no.... not the FENCE

[@thedarksideoftheforce6658]

PEOPLE PLEASE CHECK OUT MY HILARIOUS REVIEW REACTION TO THE TRAILER OF SAMURAI COP ON MY CHANNEL. I STARTED DOING MOVIE REVIEW REACTIONS OLD AND NEW. HUGE MOVIE BUFF. I WILL DO MORE IF YOU SUBSCRIBE. I DO COMEDY AS WELL ON MY SECOND CHANNEL. THIS MOVIE FEELS LIKE YOU ARE HIGH! HAHA. SHITTY FUNNY!

[@alexbernat2752]

The Buds Show That piece of shit got "movies"? As in, plural? What has the world come to?

[@itsram5250]

“What does Cricket mean?” “It means British Baseball”

[@Mortizul]

"What does Baseball mean?" "It means American Rounders."

[@vinitsingh4958]

Mortizul XD

[@md.shaban639]

"what does bad acting means" "Bad acting means samurai cop".

[@aquarius4884]

I refuse to believe this wasn't made to be a comedy. Why would the guy say "Before I relieve you of this gift, this black gift." WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT?! 😂😂😂

[@RDSArcade]

Penis envy? That's all I could think of.

[@actionjackson3522]

@@RDSArcade Maybe the guy was cast from a porn film and just used a typical line of dialogue.

[@OptimusDelta]

@@MeelatchiDaibukti damn that must have been a hilarious experience

[@paveantelic7876]

@@MeelatchiDaibukti where u from?

[@paveantelic7876]

@@MeelatchiDaibukti hmm, back in yugoslavia you could watch films like warriors and scarface in cinemas

[@rickiechen3807]

Hey wait a minute....

[@sivad1025]

Shoot! You got him!

[@sivad1025]

Simon Martin we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen

[@sivad1025]

Councilor, before your law suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and shipem back to Japan for fertilizer.

[@sirhchajilenosiner8682]

why does this comment have so many likes, HE ONLY SAID WAIT A MINUTE

[@rickiechen3807]

because it can

[@ShaXXam]

Much better than the Super Bowl.

[@datelbunboi2233]

awwww you don't like the super bowl since the Panthers are losing

[@Jes.117]

+Dominick Castro broncos for the win

[@ShaXXam]

+Dominick Castro Nah I actually wanted the Broncos to win LOL.

[@datelbunboi2233]

+ZOMBIE RAGER hell yea (fist bump)

[@jamesm1928]

IKR. I was hyping for this all day!!!!

[@kasukahei]

Legend has it.... Even today, 4 years later.... He is asking 'Where do I start?'

[@JordanSullivanadventures]

Love how Samurai Cop's wig just comes completely off at 14:17

[@ImALefty08]

Lmao

[@williamhernandez2531]

You’re cute

[@williamhernandez2531]

Fusspilzsammler aus Leidenschaft Um he literally says that in the video

[@Yourbrotherjosh]

Oh damn as soon as I saw that I was off to the comments to find this one

[@yukiufc]

this movie got made! I'm a screenwriter and I'm really encouraged!!!

[@gubtefumcki6399]

Yuki Done yet?

[@michaelsoulz8447]

Still better then Dragonball Evolution and The Last Airbender.

[@tylercripps9675]

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I would rather watch twilight than dragon ball evolution.

[@finalninjazero5140]

both these are all quality movies! Samurai Cop being the best!

[@zelamorre1126]

+Tyler Cripps Well, to be fair, Twilight was at least faithful to its source material as opposed to the which shall not be named.

[@tylercripps9675]

+Zela Morre agreed

[@Ben-my2wz]

+Michael Argota the last airbender was awesome, fuck the haters!

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

"Would you like to fork me?" *unenthusiastically* "Bingo." Suddenly "I don't like sand" is seeming like much more a natural, human interaction.

[@NewAgeSlaves]

That black cop dude is my reaction to all of this madness

[@jasoncreedfilms]

The scene where the van runs over the guy made me laugh out loud genuinely. That hasn't happened in awhile. Thank you Chris Stuckmann!

[@XhumpersX]

I half expected the two main characters to switch races halfway through.

[@khawajh]

Lol, this comment and your display pic really took me off guard!

[@StickyRice43]

Lol like Mac and Dennis's version of Lethal Weapon 5 on Always Sunny xD

[@2061526]

"what does bad acting mean?" "it means Hilariocity"

[@leereturn2006]

it means samurai cop lol

[@2061526]

@@leereturn2006 now you just brought a new meaning to bad acting. well done.

[@cold_static]

"What does Anime mean?" "It means Japanese Anime."

[@kinhamid9665]

*_"WhY Did YOU COme uNdER???"_* "Cuz I'm an undercover cop."

[@Halfdanr_H]

There's clearly many questions one could ask about this film, but this is my question: What is it exactly about Samurai cop that makes him a Samurai?

[@jfb6080]

You don't get to see the samurai part til the sequel

[@PhysIXjuk3]

What does Samurai mean? Small PP Pig

[@LobsterPuncher]

Because he's fluent in Japanties and the Mitsubishi's and what not.

[@Maxrepfitgm]

@@LobsterPuncher lmao hAhaha!!

[@only_treats_no_tricks]

It's because he speaks Japanese and he did those incredible stunts with samurai sword at the end. Masterpiece 🤘

[@ferrariscuderia4290]

I completely lost all self-control when I saw the stuffed toy animal lion's head at 16:35 ROFL!!!!

[@Jeczman]

Lmao

[@Gr8SkyLizard]

I didn't even notice it first time around. Oh man, that's gold!

[@skippilein]

LOL I literally just saw it and cried 😂

[@aronh.7863]

Holy shit, I never even noticed it. I can't thank you enough for pointing that out. Lmao

[@darkknightgamer123]

Next review = Birdemic?

[@sonoftesla7062]

I agree

[@Alsawfreetter01]

Please!

[@juliangomez716]

+darkknightgamer123 Absolutely! And I'll give you another equally as bad one: Night of the Lepus. God I can't believe I have watched that shit.

[@katyoleson9109]

I literally just wrote this lol!

[@godfreemorals]

+darkknightgamer123 Yes! Why hasn't this happened yet?

[@lordsneefington4540]

"What does cocaine mean?" "Bad movie choices"

[@danielwilliams7161]

I like how the intro shows Nic Cage 3 times.

[@CaptIronfoundersson]

His catalog of bad movies stretches far and wide.

[@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast]

+Daniel Williams -- What's the title of the movie where Nic Cage screams at that lady in the window office?

[@NorthTexasTornados]

+Asian Movie Enthusiast Vampire's Kiss

[@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast]

Thanks!

[@lauritzmh]

+Daniel Williams Whens the thirds time?

[@83dsvhtubb]

I haven't seen this movie yet, but I know it's already a masterpiece.

[@deni8814]

Heheh first time i heard of this, this is amazing

[@ajax3748]

2 years later. Please tell me you've seen it. It's one hell of an experience. If you haven't watch it with friends and if you smoke weed make sure you're stocked up. You'll have a great time 😂