Samurai Cop - Hilariocity Review

[@BodyByBenSLC]

"What dose Godzilla mean?" "It means Japanese lizard."

[@marygross6874]

😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@AKAZA-kq8jd]

Were do I started😱😒

[@gorillawhale1046]

Gorilla whale

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

That’s DINOSAUR, hombré!

[@VicRayLasomeChannel]

lmao

[@Amalokch]

"what does Toyota means? It means Japanese car."

[@EP3mentalist]

'Toyota' is the feminine version of Japanese car. The masculine is 'Honda' lol

[@InvestedGman]

"What does Anime mean? It means Japanese Cartoon."

[@RyllenKriel]

What does Japan mean? It means Japanese island!

[@ThatGuySarabia]

Kuruma means Japanese car actually

[@haroldthaf]

Hey buddy, i'm American... stop generalizing.

[@SolisFactor]

"What does gun mean?" "It means bullet launcher."

[@alonelypotato2788]

what does bullet mean?

[@SolisFactor]

A Lonely Potato It means hole maker.

[@Kinobambino]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tannerthepanman9202]

@@SolisFactor what does a lonely potato mean?

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

@@tannerthepanman9202 it means Fry maker

[@guron246]

"What does vodka mean?" "It means Russian water."

[@velkylev4217]

Actually that is correct and therefore it doesn't work as a joke. Lol

[@misteraxl1]

actually, vodka literally means ''little water'' in Russian, from the word voda (water)

[@guron246]

@@velkylev4217 The word :"vodka" was borrowed from the polish language. Where the polish word :"wodka" actually the loan translation of latin - "aqua vitae".

[@prettykit4]

💀

[@Fyrdman]

@@guron246 how was it borrowed from Polish, exactly?

[@wumbosaurus9121]

"What does pasta mean? " "It means Italian food."

[@rainierday8155]

Wow so classy

[@otizzlebabe8715]

What does crap mean?

[@MRHEY]

@@hixsey2501 lmao

[@DrRAZI99]

@@hixsey2501 savage😂

[@lavo-ld4wm]

@@otizzlebabe8715 human waste

[@sherlock3134]

I bet this started out as a porno but then someone watched it and said "you know what, i bet there's a story here"

[@himanshumagar]

Jeffrey Slagle xD

[@maniacalmattmedia1025]

You know I hear some of the best films start off like that.

[@josefinebliss2801]

Basically the same with The Room lmao. Three sex scenes within the 10 first minutes of the movie

[@jerichobeach2967]

Lol

[@etkruger]

Bro that’s facts

[@SRH-mp6zu]

The budget for this movie went straight up everyone's noses

[@joselegaspi2549]

Lmao!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 funniest comment ever.

[@phantomfrivolity2169]

Just like DeadFall. Lol

[@PurooRoy]

Took my time to understand the joke.

[@pisscookiex1060]

Hall of Fame comment right here.... 😉

[@nikkicole54321]

Yeah. Cocaine. 😂

[@sublimesubaru2857]

The police captian pause was gold, according to an interview he was waiting for the director to yell cut and he never did hahahah

[@animechic420]

10:24 Samurai Cop's eyes kept looking up as though he was reading his next lines off of cue cards.

[@awesome420ication]

+Charlene Alyssa Ingram Pretty sure he was.

[@jacktheripper29]

+Charlene Alyssa Ingram go watch redlettermedia's interview with the actor. Apparently after so many reshoots and rewrites he was so pissed off he stopped trying altogether.

[@animechic420]

Jack Somerset Lol! It almost sounds like the guy never wanted to do the movie in the first place.

[@thetriggerxp]

+Charlene Alyssa Ingram RedLetterMedia did this way better and way before stop copying them you FRAUD HACK !!

[@TechnoBacon]

+Fernando Donoso ..what

[@Timliu92]

"What does taco mean?" "It means Mexican food."

[@poemoe1493]

Timliu92 LOOOOL!!! 😂😂😂

[@franciscogonzalez1110]

My brother asked me "what does Kasumi mean?" "It means Japanese daughter"

[@SamnissArandeen]

"What does Oktoberfest mean?" "It means German beer festival."

[@wvttie]

Timliu92 "what does chopsticks mean?" "It means chinese sticks"

[@isaacgray2909]

Not gonna lie, i'm going to say something like that every time someone ask me a foreign food or custom.

[@TBH-nu2so]

“What does punch mean?” It means hard touch.

[@nishitkumar7650]

😂😂😂😂

[@stuflames4769]

How would you answer the question: "what does Katana mean?"

[@TBH-nu2so]

@@stuflames4769 It means curvy sword.

[@stuflames4769]

@@TBH-nu2so like a shamshir? Or a cutlass?

[@stuflames4769]

@@TBH-nu2so ah, no. A flamberge. Or a kris. Those are curvy swords. Good description.

[@mikewestprod]

"What does revenge mean?" "It means head on a piano."

[@titocristobal5573]

You. Up. Now.

[@alfagunkapoogaggalaff6720]

“What does cocaine mean?” “It means Colombian flour”

[@DeepakGautamX]

This is gold.

[@noelgomez90]

Nose Candy

[@VicRayLasomeChannel]

lmao

[@belitr5915]

😂

[@mateoreyes6921]

Jajajajajaja I hate you(i am from Colombia) jajajaj

[@ThatGuy-tl2qj]

"What does Micheal Bay mean?" "It means big explosion"

[@jfb6080]

It also means i spent 3 hours watching a hot pile of garbage aka a michael bay "film"

[@kaiverse9568]

You need more likes man

[@ryanc2115]

hahaha

[@ntokozomsani5822]

You are a legend my man 🤣😂

[@DrRAZI99]

Also it means shitty movies

[@FreedomCinema88]

"What did Tenet mean" "I don't know"

[@pranidsubedi2187]

"What is tea?" ........ "It is Asian Weed."

[@niggardkikeinghunter6560]

The British in war mode: d faq u say?

[@CockySuSMounted]

Whaaaath dhaa phaaakk? 😂🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

It's a plant used to create a drink YOU GIANT DROOLER

[@kungfuman82]

So Samurai Cop's hair was the Henry Cavill mustache of the 80's.

[@fergman9344]

kungfuman82 Basically 😂

[@nish3603]

Henry Cavill’s moustache was a blessing

[@damianstarks3338]

AestheticBiker82 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@gruposarriax]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@g.nshooter9736]

Yep just much less famous lol

[@B1G_Dave]

"I will bring you his piano and I will place it on your head"

[@reynam2576]

Lol

[@isaacbobjork7053]

That was too funny

[@nepttune710]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that he said piano on the head scene

[@mindshockz]

I EXPLODED!

[@kaiserofgermania5236]

Omg this is an amazing comment 😂😂😂😂

[@tomlangdale-hunt5863]

"I will relieve you of this gift. This black gift." I genuinely can't remember the last time I've laughed so fucking hard

[@FujishimaAkiko]

Samurai Cop's partner's reactions to the dialogue in the scene with the nurse had me screaming... It's so absurd it's hilarious!

[@dariushcreates]

CHRIS! THERE IS A SECOND ONE! WITH TOMMY WISEAU IN IT! WHY ARENT YOU MAKING ANOTHER GOLDEN HILARIOCITY REVIEW???? THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE ONE!!

[@dariushcreates]

On second thoughts there is a difference between Trying and Failing and Trying to Fail.

[@christosgiannopoulos828]

So, Mikeius was right Mikeius is a greek youtuber who has also reviewed this movie

[@Kujakuseki01]

The sequel tries too hard to cash in on bad movie-ness. It almost never works when a film tries to be hilariously bad.

[@tannerwilson4843]

It's going to be insanely difficult to find for him to do any kind of review! That's perhaps for the best!

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Dariush Asadi it was lame

[@edgyspaceunicorn7215]

Samurai cop *has a speech about why drugs sucks* Samurai cop *is obviously high while making said speech*

[@KohaTheEternal]

Samini the B 🤣🤣🤣 I’d bet he was reading those lines off of cue cards with those weird and stiff lines he delivered.

[@uncannyvalley2350]

While simultaneously everyone on set was burying their heads in mountains of cocaine

[@johnbraucher1499]

I think he is just another jim breuer Lol

[@Migue52]

“What does SONY mean?” “It means Japanese electronics”

[@BR0TH0RITY]

*samurai cop runs someone over* “Oh man”

[@DrRAZI99]

Hey wait a minute !

[@marcbelo7301]

"I want you to tell these mother fuckers"

[@theangryholmesian4556]

Oh God! Oh man!

[@AdmiralBison]

That's something you say if you blew a tire, not for possible manslaughter.

[@kellyweingart3692]

Son of a bitches 😂

[@k.t.1641]

"This gift......this BLACK gift" XD wtf. I gotta start saying that to a buddy of mine

[@jacksmack6979]

LMFAO!! That part is hilarious

[@spidavenom4]

+Kegan Terry LMMMMFFFFAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@rufiredup90]

I died!!!

[@brettedward7470]

+Kegan Terry Tarantino obviously stole this scene for Django. No shame.

[@dukenukem8381]

+Kegan Terry your shadow is not a real friend

[@George_M_]

The ability to say the 'I'm telling these SOBs' speech without cracking up ... now there's an actor!

[@manua4105]

Every once in a while I come back and rewatch this because this has to be one of the most hilarous movie reviews ever.

[@souvenirsucces4450]

Same 😂

[@jonathansoto6984]

And I thought I was the only one lol

[@carrastealth]

There's a sequel...called Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance starring the original cast....and Tommy Wiseau. I'm not joking.

[@TheGeorgieboy1978]

Dude number 2 is even worse/better then the first

[@notdeadyet2544]

That’s too good to be true

[@nishanthmithran787]

Where can I watch it

[@Kinobambino]

@@TheGeorgieboy1978 impossible

[@TheGeorgieboy1978]

@@Kinobambino go and watch the trailer... and that barely does Justice to how freaking weird the sequel is

[@FanboyFlicks]

Thanks for the mention Chris!

[@enggarbaskara5326]

Hi Mark... thanks for introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago. the best ever ! XD (your long time subscriber)

[@aarounge]

+FanboyFlicks ur videos are aweome man. Greetings from India

[@stefanpreiss2657]

+FanboyFlicks Hi Mark. Same here - (introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago)... Following your channel all the way from NZ. You are a funny bugger! Thanks

[@genieofthelamp6739]

Awesome seeing you here. Didn't know you watched Chris' videos. Both of you guys are great

[@Motherload3000]

+FanboyFlicks Love your videos!

[@leifsyversen6809]

“What does tortilla mean?” “It means Mexican pancake”

[@serrajav]

"What does taco mean?" "It means Mexican sushi"

[@route77productions]

I need a remake with Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie with Dave Bautista as the swordsman.

[@gregorymoore2877]

Dave Bautista was in the original. He was just standing so incredibly still you couldn't see him.

[@wilsonjonah]

I would absolutely watch that 🤣

[@thegreatmarondraith8741]

You EVIL, VILE, GENIUS!!!!!

[@carlvincent3462]

"what does fellatio mean?" "it means Italian romance"

[@KG-Love]

Cannoli means the same

[@erfanmanouchehri7999]

😂😂😂

[@aaronjaggan]

Legend has it..Chris is still questioning himself where to start.

[@vinnybakescakes6692]

yes

[@skar8009]

I have a feeling that legend is true.

[@sarac.3568]

You know what Chris, I love you for making this available to me whebever I feel down. I come back to this particular video every couple of months

[@2061526]

"what does bad acting mean?" "it means Hilariocity"

[@leereturn2006]

it means samurai cop lol

[@2061526]

@@leereturn2006 now you just brought a new meaning to bad acting. well done.

[@marcbelo7301]

When a director blows the budget on weed and cocaine

[@lynxmusic4183]

True

[@Jay-ut8es]

Budget? What budget?

[@darkincognito3826]

🤣

[@sadtoast6122]

When a porn director tries to make an actual movie

[@654jimbob654]

A porn director would have a better understanding of lighting, editing, framing, dialogue and pretty much everything else.

[@sadtoast6122]

@@654jimbob654 I don't watch porn so I wouldn't know ...

[@CandraNurIhsan]

@@sadtoast6122 yeah man

[@sadtoast6122]

@@CandraNurIhsan ay *Sweet Cheeks Plays* on Twitch Virtual Boi Pass the word please? 😽😻🥰😍😖😘

[@SH19922x]

@@sadtoast6122 (x) doubt.

[@aaronstone2342]

When his wig came off in the fight scene I laughed so hard everyone on my street woke up

[@springyslinky2190]

Say what you want about this movie, Samurai Cop looks and sounds like the best side kick and wingman ever. Like he says nice things and is uplifting.

[@badbabybear1]

I just watched this film and it feels like an Adult Swim spoof

[@RDSArcade]

You know what the kicker is?? Adult Swim might endorse this movie.

[@someguy9052]

There’s a sequel, that’s the kicker

[@Shitty_Pickle]

This is Japanese Sword, she's got my back. I'd advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

[@aramisaac4292]

Such an underrated comment

[@Melleina]

K.

[@williamhernandez2531]

Lol Suicide squad

[@Que5oFre5co]

This might be my favorite KZbin comment

[@darrellcovello7917]

"So that's it, huh? We're some kind of... suicide squad?"

[@md.shaban639]

"what does bad acting means" "Bad acting means samurai cop".

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

"Would you like to fork me?" *unenthusiastically* "Bingo." Suddenly "I don't like sand" is seeming like much more a natural, human interaction.

[@mouazchikhani7803]

*video ends* Chris: where do I start?

[@jacobb.9181]

Mouaz Chikhani w h e r e d o I s t a r t

[@praxisvictim5348]

Honest to god , Ive seen pornos where the female characters are more subtle in their intentions.

[@kennethgdavis4643]

Praxis Victim I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@kasukahei]

Legend has it.... Even today, 4 years later.... He is asking 'Where do I start?'

[@ferrariscuderia4290]

I completely lost all self-control when I saw the stuffed toy animal lion's head at 16:35 ROFL!!!!

[@Jeczman]

Lmao

[@Gr8SkyLizard]

I didn't even notice it first time around. Oh man, that's gold!

[@skippilein]

LOL I literally just saw it and cried 😂

[@aronh.7863]

Holy shit, I never even noticed it. I can't thank you enough for pointing that out. Lmao

[@julieg3747]

I saw an interview with the Samurai Cop actor a few years ago. He has barely aged. He looks the same and he is such a down to earth guy. It was a really nice interview.

[@mrsx7944]

He actually admitted to being in it?

[@rishav.maityy]

Yeah I saw that too.. I think the channel he was on was Red Letter Media.

[@PurooRoy]

I used to think he's Sylvester Stallone.

[@JoeHeine]

Link please

[@ProtagonisTeneT]

He sucks at acting

[@mr.bootleg424]

Watch Karate Girl. It's a shitty Turkish film that was lost in history, until the internet learned that it had the worst, longest, and most drawn-out death scene ever. I swear, it's worse than Samurai Cop.

[@finalninjazero5140]

Karate Girl and Samurai Cop are two quality movies!

[@Tiberius11111111]

+Mr.Bootleg Or Turkish Rambo

[@mr.bootleg424]

Final Ninja Zero Magnum Opus.

[@HMSConqueror]

+Tiberius16 that one is hilarious with the RPG.

[@crispyg1335]

is that the movie with the guy that gets shot like fifteen times?😂

[@83dsvhtubb]

I haven't seen this movie yet, but I know it's already a masterpiece.

[@deni8814]

Heheh first time i heard of this, this is amazing

[@ajax3748]

2 years later. Please tell me you've seen it. It's one hell of an experience. If you haven't watch it with friends and if you smoke weed make sure you're stocked up. You'll have a great time 😂

[@lukestubbs.]

“What does Nazi mean?” “It means German army.”

[@OptimusDelta]

True tho

[@trevorcollum6883]

Fucking Hilarious

[@malekiththeeternityking5433]

Nah it means German with mustache

[@izdziabol]

But it is 100% true :)

[@ilqar887]

@@malekiththeeternityking5433 or austrian

[@eddixon2015]

"If you have an idea, it's probably better than Samurai Cop."

[@rajakhan12346]

We fucked the top 4

[@captainginyu2310]

Shit tacos?

[@Mikeanglo]

Samurai Cop 2

[@user-lj8mr6fk6s]

I don't think so))) nobody can ever make so hilarious movie)))))

[@mariaroque3200]

Lmao

[@mdavid22]

Movies like this brings happiness to life

[@zachsoroka8707]

Frederick Shaibani

[@MrJeffcoley1]

The scene in the car, where he kept saying "shoot him!" over and over? I bet that was multiple takes to get the best one, but then the director used them all for run time.

[@hoopstar7891]

"What does sperm mean?" "It means pee that makes baby."

[@beszaid9245]

'' This black gift '' lol 😂 I died

[@actionjackson3522]

I scrolled through the comments looking for someone to say this

[@prashunpcchakraborty70]

Lost it lmao, had to pause and cry XD

[@priuskiller]

"What does Tokyo mean?" "It means Japanese city."

[@stuflames4769]

The difference is, Katana actually means Japanese sword. Where Tokyo is a specific city.

[@PurooRoy]

@@stuflames4769 katana is also a specific sword.

[@stuflames4769]

@@PurooRoy from my understanding, in Japanese, "Katana" is just their word for sword. So a western longsword would be a kind of Katana. In the West it refers to a sword patterned after a traditional Japanese typing, with a two handed grip and slightly curved single edge blade of medium length. To someone with knowledge of Japanese, speaking to their blue collar Westerner coworker who just asked a simple question that only needed a simple answer,, simply saying 'Japanese Sword' is a perfectly reasonable explanation that covers both bases well enough without over explaining. All that aside, 'Katana' certainly doesn't refer to a specific sword, I the way Tokyo refers to a specific city. Excalibur refers to a specific sword. Longsword does not refer to a specific sword. Katana does not refer to a specific sword. Durandal does refer to a specific sword. Etc.

[@PurooRoy]

@@stuflames4769 sword is called nihonto in Japanese. There are many different types of Japanese swords - katana, odachi, tachi, ninjato, wakizashi, tanto etc.

[@stuflames4769]

@@PurooRoy well, so much for another factoid I learned from the internet, then.

[@lukestubbs.]

Chris “where do I start” Stuckmann

[@justoneguy2487]

I guess you could say he's... Stuck, man

[@roberte.o.speedwagon4559]

I love how at 18:46, when the two dudes show off their skills, the background doesn't change

[@joseveti4549]

Lmao

[@lucafz6597]

lol

[@farhanrahman9803]

Lmaoooo

[@risk2193]

Suicide Squad - 26% on Rotten Tomatoes Samurai Cop - 52% on Rotten Tomatoes WTF??!!

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

You're lying

[@risk2193]

+Jorge Yanez As of the day I posted it, I assure you I wasn't lying

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

+Your Homie (A. Junior) What about samurai cop 2?

[@risk2193]

Go check

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

+Your Homie (A. Junior) is it any better

[@MrAnperm]

"What does kimono mean?" "It means Japanese bathrobe."

[@stuflames4769]

No, it's not a bathrobe. Unlike a sword. Which is a sword.

[@montoseblack2901]

The entire nurse scene was so funny i couldn't even laugh. I was just astonished.

[@lazyrmc]

I'm not a filmmaker, but I want to make a Samurai cop fan film. The fact that the original was made gives me hope that one day I can make it

[@slayer-22]

lazyrmc There was a Samurai Cop 2 made after this movie came out of the woodwork. Same actors and everything. You'd have a lot to live up to.

[@anikmonette2140]

Matt S. Still, I might live to see it!

[@TheDarkArkhamJoker]

Samurai Cop 2 has Tommy Wiseau and pornstar Kayden Kross starring in it, that is a goldmine

[@marinehulk119]

Kayden Kross is amazing

[@milosmisic89]

+Tommy Nowak Hell yeah can't wait for that one!!!

[@Chandasouk]

+Tommy Nowak That sounds like a masterpiece

[@GameWithCow]

+Milos Misic It's already out I own it on Bluray you can watch it on demand on a lot of places online. It is fucking great.

[@lucascyr98]

Wait....... you're not serious....... are you?

[@dcap79]

What does "The Room" mean? It means "Samauri Cop" without action.

[@mckinleyostvig7135]

Hey remember when this guy was funny and credible?

[@mrmyballzic]

his wig actually came off at 14:17

[@cyrilkubat4332]

Damn, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! :D

[@hc11ywccd14]

If you set the speed to 0.25 you can clearly see his real hair, its in a ponytail.. why did he need a wig? 0.o

[@xinfr4z893]

14:18 pause

[@Teppest33]

Samurai Cop 2! Someone needs to review that!

[@helmiazizm]

+nick najarian oh, and also Lexi Belle is on that movie. Now I know what I'm going to do tonight

[@ogxsaintnick]

+TheVeneroz lexi belle?

[@ogxsaintnick]

+TheVeneroz you don't get it it's ok though I'm not mad

[@93JJV]

+nick najarian seriously?? Haha

[@Markenjiru]

+The Moth Attracted to the Flame What on earth? Somebody thought it would be good to make another one? wow...

[@GRYNGE7]

The captain is truly the greatest police captain in cinema history

[@akrfilms511]

Me: Can we go see Lethal Weapon? Mom: Sweety, we have Lethal Weapon at home. Lethal Weapon At Home:

[@ariskenshinschannel1208]

Lethal Weapon at home:

[@koryrowe246]

Fucking good movie tho right

[@ShaXXam]

Much better than the Super Bowl.

[@datelbunboi2233]

awwww you don't like the super bowl since the Panthers are losing

[@Jes.117]

+Dominick Castro broncos for the win

[@ShaXXam]

+Dominick Castro Nah I actually wanted the Broncos to win LOL.

[@datelbunboi2233]

+ZOMBIE RAGER hell yea (fist bump)

[@jamesm1928]

IKR. I was hyping for this all day!!!!

[@AJ-kj1go]

Now we know how Michael Bay's female roles were inspired.

[@calebpagan2226]

English please.

[@xavigarcia9372]

+Caleb Pagan you need go to school

[@GeminibBorn]

+Aj Koorstra Hilarious and so spot on. I think this is where he gets his ideas for character development as well.

[@user-mi4rm7ih6s]

+Caleb Pagan Okay "Caleb Pagan"

[@calebpagan2226]

I apologize to everyone on this thread. Its midnight where I live and I read that wrong. I take full responsibility of being an idiot.

[@unluckydiablo9502]

Can't believe Chris didn't mention how Samurai Cop's face goes so red while the rest of him stays the same.....

[@stuflames4769]

He's white. He's angry. It happens.

[@TBH-nu2so]

What does Hilariocity mean? It means Chris slowly going insane.

[@animechic420]

Samurai Cop: The First Weeaboo.

[@cadethumann8605]

Charlene Alyssa Ingram In fairness, at least he wasn't rejecting his own culture and tried claiming Japan's superioirty. He only spoke some Japanese as well as use a sword a few times (even in the latter case, he mostly used a gun when needed). So I wouldn't call him a weeaboo.

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

More like the long lost brother of Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon.

[@jfb6080]

Wth is a weeaboo

[@tyrant7583]

How did so many people agree with this post? This character is nothing like a Weeaboo. Did they not watch this video?

[@Connief1990]

You can clearly see the wig come off at 14:18!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@sivad1025]

There are wig problems in every single scene. lol Chris gave up critiquing them

[@pt91293]

Kieran Fitzpatrick

[@UkuleleVillain]

It means Japanese sword.

[@victorursul]

lol

[@TheValgaria]

Kieran I

[@ac4185]

My whole life, I felt empty. There are something important that I was suppose to do. Something that would change the world. I was suppose to watch Samurai Cop. I did that in Feb of 2020. Since then, everything has been perfect. 2020 will go down as the best year ever.

[@Themusicalpuzzle]

So, I guess I need to see it, too. Maybe to watch this movie is the meaning of my life.

[@gauravchintamneedi5136]

My favorite part was the 5 times Chris said “where do I even start”

[@MisterMonsterMan]

Honestly, we need more movies like this in 2019.

[@Sonicfan-yb3pv]

Opaqueness yes we do

[@RDSArcade]

Yes. We also need more people questioning their life choices after seeing movies like this in 2019.

[@danieltobin4498]

We do, or rather...we have movies that are much worse...

[@lucasmarciel1527]

birdemic or karete girl

[@danielmelendez3546]

Thing is, they don’t make movies “so bad that they’re good” anymore. They’re all just movies so bad that they’re... BAD. Aw, I miss the 90s/early 2000s.

[@rickiechen3807]

Hey wait a minute....

[@sivad1025]

Shoot! You got him!

[@sivad1025]

Simon Martin we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen

[@sivad1025]

Councilor, before your law suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and shipem back to Japan for fertilizer.

[@sirhchajilenosiner8682]

why does this comment have so many likes, HE ONLY SAID WAIT A MINUTE

[@rickiechen3807]

because it can

[@treasalynam8940]

The police captain isn't too bad an actor I think, just a victim of ...well horrifically bad directing...

[@delete---7593]

No!. 😂

[@musqitonebeats2129]

I hope it was done on purpose

[@austins.2495]

This makes the Room look like a masterpiece, which it is

[@stevokarapandza9969]

"This gift. This black gift."

[@sinaimuse6562]

LOLOLOL...

[@williammatthews693]

Yeah the gangster seemed a bit mesmerized by that gift. Probably more than a little jealous too.

[@rxbenzo3302]

Jesus christ

[@zacharywicklinemedia]

"What does hentai mean?" "It means 'japenese porno'"

[@azh698]

More like Japanese pervert.

[@BleedForTheWorld]

Japanese porn is JAV, "Japanese Adult Video".

[@WesternXC]

More like “Anime porn”

[@averyborst9534]

More like masterpeice

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

It means ART, mom!

[@kacethegreat4560]

i come back and watch this every so often lmao "yeah nice wig man" always kills me

[@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266]

19:16 Actually, that is pretty much spot on the Yakuza: they kill people, they sell drugs, they abuse and pimp women but... THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT HONOR. That part about honor is actually true in real life lol

[@keyboarding5593]

The length of his neck in the thumbnail gave me nightmares.

[@Belmont-sw4bu]

Apparently,Tommy Wiseau is in the sequel.

[@EvoluteCreator]

Really?

[@a.morphous66]

They barely had enough money to make one movie. How did they make a sequel?

[@kennethgdavis4643]

Bookhead714 I don’t know Edit: Yup, he was in the sequel. 😆

[@gergocsere1177]

Oh hi Samurai Cop

[@maxieprimo2758]

The god of filmmaking? It must be an amazing movie.

[@yodaonketamine5706]

"What does Vodka mean?" "It means Russian water."

[@BronxBastard730]

"What does cheap wig mean?" "It means my hair , sometimes"...

[@darkknightgamer123]

Next review = Birdemic?

[@sonoftesla7062]

I agree

[@Alsawfreetter01]

Please!

[@juliangomez716]

+darkknightgamer123 Absolutely! And I'll give you another equally as bad one: Night of the Lepus. God I can't believe I have watched that shit.

[@katyoleson9109]

I literally just wrote this lol!

[@godfreemorals]

+darkknightgamer123 Yes! Why hasn't this happened yet?

[@Klaital1]

Oh god the dialogue in that nurse scene is like straight from a script of an 80's porn movie.

[@prince_of_cats]

Klaital1 bingo

[@liaojendyk9167]

I like how you can totally tell the lead is trying to remember his lines during the restaurant scene.

[@Mr._POV_]

12:55 greatest life lesson people, seriously.

[@thomaslemos2240]

-What does Katana mean? -It means Japanese sword. Bullshit. Bullshit everywhere

[@felisasininus1784]

Well it's a japanese word for single edged curved sword, the transliteration of the kanji character 刀 otherwise pronounced as ''tou'', it's not limited to samurai swords because French sabers and Persian scimitar and Chinese Dao and any other single edged curve swords are ''katana'' as well. But it's sword in Japanese nonetheless, so it's not really not that much bullshit.

[@felisasininus1784]

But yeah straight swords are ''Ken'' from the Chinese ''Jian'' not ''tou'' or ''katana''.

[@thomaslemos2240]

+Benjamin Woo Are you an expert?

[@cadethumann8605]

+Joseph Wallaby Knowing lots of Japanese culture and/or being interested in it does not make one a weeaboo. The person has to reject his/her own culture and try to be Japanese from the little information they got only to get it wrong. The OP didn't say or even imply anything about rejecting his own culture.

[@thomaslemos2240]

Cade Thumann OP?

[@michaelsoulz8447]

Still better then Dragonball Evolution and The Last Airbender.

[@tylercripps9675]

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I would rather watch twilight than dragon ball evolution.

[@finalninjazero5140]

both these are all quality movies! Samurai Cop being the best!

[@zelamorre1126]

+Tyler Cripps Well, to be fair, Twilight was at least faithful to its source material as opposed to the which shall not be named.

[@tylercripps9675]

+Zela Morre agreed

[@Ben-my2wz]

+Michael Argota the last airbender was awesome, fuck the haters!

[@victorkempe5661]

”What does Ikea mean” ”Way of the swedish furniture”

[@juliosilvacordova2500]

2021, I can say without any doubt that this is the funniest and coolest review I've ever seen.

[@esteemcnaughton755]

Samurai Cop: *exists* Chris: Where do I even START?!

[@vlenhoff]

"he clearly changes ethnicity" 5:25 Did you notice the mustache was gone too? Maybe the fire burned it off.

[@TrackpadProductions]

What I really love is how nonchalant the stunt guy is. He's supposed to be burning alive, and he's just looking around like he just woke up. Like he didn't realize it wasn't a rehearsal...