The Horus Heresy in under 9 minutes

[@SandmanofTerra]

If you like this kind of video, then check out this one on Primarch abilities which is done in a similar style: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYrGkGNof9lpeLc This was supposed to be my fun end of Year video but then Nurgle blessed me. But thought I would release it anyway as it was fun to make! Remember to like and subscribe and stuff

[@burakc9673]

I know there was some comedy in this but is there really a game that we can play to experience the world series if so what device. By the way awesome video! I loved it please do more comedy on 40K

[@eradaalmasi7590]

More please!

[@kharnthebetrayer1575]

Nurgle is not a blessing… damn dirty Death Guard..!! 😂🤣

[@anthonygraham3341]

very funny video mate, much appreciated.

[@daanflier6166]

I never knew how funny your are, but I'm all here for it!

[@seanbrazell7095]

It's INSANE that the novels were released for more years than the actual in universe timespan of the Heresy itself!

[@animemanXLK]

They won't be done for a while yet. We've still got stuff like the Iron cage and the surviving loyal primarch disapearances plus tons of stuff they'll doubtless come up with.

[@jjkay2476]

Thats after the heresy​@animemanXLK

[@animemanXLK]

@@jjkay2476 yeah exactly. They'll milk the novels for a good few years yet.

[@V.B.Squire]

If you played every war movie back to back it would last longer than the war its portraying

[@krissteel4074]

These books were first released so long ago, I used to have hair

[@grillbottoms]

how did Jimmy Space not expect Horus Heresy to become the warhammer 40000 and betray him?

[@ArnoldJudasRimmer..]

The reason is simple really. Especially when you look at it logically, rationally, after pouring literally thousands of hours into the topic... Because he IS Horus Heresy.

[@murphy7801]

Is this a vod gobo

[@Mike_Viola]

​@@ArnoldJudasRimmer..The real Heresy are the friends we made along the way.

[@bengeorge9063]

Because he was a colossal idiot who thought he knew better.

[@Omni-Man]

Is this the most comment ever made?

[@darylltkd8961]

Sandman, why are you surprised about them calling the oldest person Oll Persson? This is the company that gave us Angron whose main characteristic is that he's always angry.

[@JanFWeh]

Many of the Primarch names are very convenient.

[@sixghill1925]

Don't forget Corvus Corax, whose name means raven.

[@sixghill1925]

Oh and who could Forget Ferrus Manus, aka iron hands

[@Hadrexus]

Also Horus Heresy, who ends up comitting heresy

[@christopherbalk900]

​@sixghill1925 that's Mr. Raven Raven to you

[@Jasx_501]

This is easily one of my most favorite "incorrect summary" videos. Absolutely loved it.

[@hannibalb8276]

god of nipple play

[@daikikiyo8356]

"Incorrect summary?" This is 100% lore accurate!

[@DaPoopz]

10/10, I liked the part where the Emperor told Horus "You truely are the Warhammer 40k, may the grimdark be with you" then every one clapped.

[@creatorspark9319]

It really made me shed a tear when 40000 Warhammer said "Heresy" then harressed everyone

[@jamesmcallister5562]

Possibly the best advertisement for the horus heresy I've ever heard 😂

[@InquisitorJoshua]

That fact that Jaghatai didn't turn traitor is probably one of the only rational decisions a Primarch made. Jaghatai - "Yeah, our dad is a dick, but the options are neglectful father or literally fucking Demons!"

[@lekrieg8618]

"... and in one case, literally fucking Demons!"

[@everythingsalright1121]

@@lekrieg8618 mmmmh...u///u

[@Mr_JoeySan]

Fast and Furious legion couldn't turn traitor because "family"😂

[@freddymeisner]

@@Mr_JoeySanlol

[@tHeWasTeDYouTh]

"My father lied to me, time to destroy everything" -Horus

[@Wanderer210]

2:12 this had me dying 😂 “the 4 Chaos gods of Nurgle, angry, blue, and nipple play.”

[@GasolineBoots]

This is by far one of the mist humorous and entertaining summaries of the Horus Heresy EVER!! Great job!!

[@TheHound402]

Your break from being mostly serious to pure meme sarcasm is actually quite excellent. On par with Bricky and actually a bit better than Majorkill

[@thatlonewolfguy2878]

Every single 40k youtuber is better than Majorkill though, its not exactly a high bar to bypass

[@TheHound402]

Well, he has his own charm@@thatlonewolfguy2878

[@emanymton7184]

​@@thatlonewolfguy2878 Do the names Arch and OMS ring any bells? Sure, MK is no Luetin, but he isn't that bad either. And he never claimed to be 100% accurate or all encompassing for that matter. It's like with the news on TV. To get a complete picture of what really happened you need to watch more than just FOX "news".

[@thatlonewolfguy2878]

@@emanymton7184 Yeah OMS is dogshit, Arch is cringe af, there's only a handful of good 40k lore channels

[@runnethdown]

Bricky is the unfunniest person in this community (which is saying something), even putting him in this conversation is an insult to everyone else in it

[@AdamM3377]

Concise, accurate, yet with the right amount of levity. Well done.

[@christiancowles9436]

Please, keeping making more of these. They will make you more popular than an Australian explaining Warhammer 40k.

[@Zachfive]

This was brilliant thanks for the laughs… “20, no 18… no, 19” 😂😂😂

[@ValRevnar]

Who was that Primark pictured when he said 19?

[@Zachfive]

@@ValRevnar Omegon

[@100KGNatty]

21

[@100KGNatty]

​@@ValRevnarAlpharius and Omegon, one Primarch soul spread over two bodies. Alpharius and Omegon are the shortkings among primarchs, are insecure and project arrogance on other primarchs

[@TheDarthnoll]

"Daddy Issues in Space" Well. You're not wrong.

[@AB0BA_69]

This video just left me confused.... I should watch the 40 mi ute summary of the Horus Heresy. And when that leaves me even MORE confused, I will watch the 2.5 hour overview of the heresy.... and when THAT leaves me confused....

[@jameskilts555]

This is by far the best HH explanation video, even if my Primarchs gets a little a head of himself (ghost Manus shall return)

[@satraelr.r.deihouwmarentar7901]

0:26 That took me by surprise and caused me to laugh harder than I have in weeks. Thanks man.

[@anthonym6160]

This was fantastic. 5 books in to the Heresy.. just started Fulgrim.. I heard someone call him Rowboat Gillyman and it kinda stuck for me 😂

[@gilliganinja]

You mean Robot Gorillaman?

[@julienfournier9107]

Got this at the end of chapter 2 in book "roboute guilliman, lord of Ultramar". Guilliman said, walking to his arming chamber and picking up the Hand of Domination. 'Of course my primarch.' Gage responded cautiously. Guilliman slowly raised the Hand of Domination, and turned towards Marius Gage. 'This will only sting a little Marius,' he said, with a small disarming smile. Marius Gage, with no small amount of trepidation, eyed the glowing Hand of Domination. 'Father,' he said quietly. ' Are you sure this will lead to a better understanding of your tactics?' Guilliman moved close to Marius and placed a sure hand upon his back, guiding him to bend over and face away. 'Of course my son,' he said confidently. 'Pain is a wonderful teacher, and nothing in our arsenal of awesomeness brings more pain than the Hand.' With sure movements Guilliman raised the Hand of Domination and slammed it into Gage's backside. Light erupted in a brilliant flash, and smoke gently drifted from Gage's cauterized rectum. 'My lord,' Marius gasped, as a single tear of painjoy rolled out from the corner of his eye. 'What do you call this mighty move?!' 'I call it powerfisting my son,'

[@timostegemann9738]

Fulgrim is a great book, have fun!

[@hooktraining3966]

Rowboat Girlyman

[@briantalmage2041]

You have found a new talent to add to your already stunning list of them! Plus your i feel like your voice being so epic really pushes the comedy aspects of the video even further. I will be sure to watch any and all of these you make!

[@GroundTrooper]

I wasn't expecting this level of comedy, but damn if you didn't nail it.

[@GroundTrooper]

I wrote that about halfway through and I can now safely say that this is the funniest Warhammer video I've watched.

[@adrienponcin1253]

Thank you, this was amazing, funny and very well put together

[@LZS.8649]

2:54 So your telling me the enitre 40k universe started because HE DIDN'T GET A FRICKING STATUE?

[@hang_kentang6709]

The "long before Cadia decided to stand, in pieces" caught me off guard.

[@christopherbalk900]

I laughed out loud the entire video. Well done. The galaxies greatest generals, and leman russ

[@Enos666]

1:13 "They were perhaps the greatest generals the galaxy has ever known... and Leman Russ" 10/10 Subbed

[@markpaloma3914]

You guys should do your stories like this more often.

[@Ruckus907]

You covered so much in just under 9 minutes. Amazing. Also, not inaccurate at all. 10/10.

[@oliverrandall8296]

I've been a fan of your videos for a couple months now and though they are always fun to watch. I just have to say please make more videos like these they are hilarious. Given the ridiculous events of the setting I always find good-natured tongue-in-cheek videos like these to be breaths of fresh air. Keep it up!

[@Pob-bear]

That was absolutely perfect 😂😂 loved the video. Well done that man!

[@skywise001]

Your videos are always so serious - this came out of left field and was a lot of fun :)

[@volairen]

The humor was unexpected but very good. Spot on. Good music and animation.

[@bradrankin844]

I am new to the 40 K universe. That being said, THANK YOU so much for SUMMING UP all this for me! I really do enjoy your channel and your narration! Keep up your awesome work! And as always….” remember to do your extracurricular activities!” Lol

[@Wimpiethe3]

I personally still much prefer 30k to 40k. Even though alot is happening with current lore. The whole great crusade of hope and the desperation of the heresy work so well atmosphere wise. So I hope for the scouring series to be good end lengthy.

[@WraithMace]

lol this is awesome sir thank you and loved "When CHat GPT decided to rebel" lol

[@happybunny1986]

I laughed all the way through this, one sub, one like, one comment, two shares. This is what the hobby needs

[@SRTifiable]

“Team sort of well adjusted, but not really.” I…I feel personally attacked by that line.

[@Codename26]

Is that last minute listing the primarchs a YT short yet? That is an absolutely brilliant bit! The whole vid is great, but that primarch rundown is genius.

[@SandmanofTerra]

It's not but that's a great shout!

[@hunterhobday6363]

This video is great, it covers the topic succinctly and doesn't take itself too seriously while still maintaining accuracy and hitting all the big-big major plot points and some minor ones. Please do more like this it was awesome. I laughed so hard Oh my God I honestly never even noticed that Olls' name could be used that way that's great

[@superdrew907]

F'n hilarious! Ive been warhammer 40k fan almost 30years and this summary video was truly hilarious . Very clever Well done Sandman.

[@Steventrafford]

That was so brilliant😆. Literally belly laughed in several places. Sharing this far and wide!

[@SandmanofTerra]

You legend!

[@Doverling321]

Keep 👏these 👏coming 👏you 👏tart 👏11/10 whimsical comedy gold.

[@zenerwolf1562]

This made my night so very funny and very accurate to boot. I laughed, I cried, I learned about the parent trap. Good times all around.

[@MrGrim2u1987]

Very well done. Gave myself a few chuckles. The ollanius perrson joke at the end...

[@conflictmallet575]

Thank you for giving me a good chuckle. Needed that today.

[@memegodazkaban1358]

I have watched this so many times and istill find it funny af, should make a video just like this but with the entire warhammer lore.

[@d0ct0rh0lliday]

I love your videos Sandman, but this is my favorite. I keep coming back to it lmao

[@SandmanofTerra]

Glad you enjoy it! It's not done as well as I'd hoped but I will make more in the future

[@urbanemordant4414]

Honestly the jokes were good but not great, but they worked because they were unexpected and deadpan (my all time favorite combo). Well played. Hats off to you, sir.

[@Daemonik]

Been watching the channel a while, and this is absolutely standout. Bookmarked for when anyone new says "so, this civil war thing that happened .."

[@cjthebeesknees]

Pretty good satire, I giggled a few times don’t tell the Emperor.

[@BadgerLovingFluffster]

Hands down the best explanation of Warhammer sci fi ever. Good job

[@hendrikgreiner8449]

I love the idea that the great game of the chaos gods is just a gigantic, forever lasting round of monopoly and noone has yet flipped the board because they are all too stubborn to quit.

[@kharnthebetrayer1575]

Yup , because if they were playing MTG someone would’ve flipped the table by now !!

[@ADhammer]

The Horus Heresy is the epic tale about 20 brothers who were best friends… until they weren’t 💀

[@JanFWeh]

*21

[@ADhammer]

@@JanFWeh 😅

[@leandrocastello309]

​​@@JanFWeh **19

[@andarchy1386]

That was the most hilarious yet comprehensive summary I've ever heard well done sir!!

[@flamingmuffin666]

King Arthur and the knights of the round war crimes. *Laughs in Dreadwing*

[@husseinA.]

Fulgrum: you bring wrench to a sword fight? Ferrus: correction brother, i believe your nuts are falling apart.

[@gabevietor3685]

I guess Fulgrim had a few screws loose and Ferrus was just trying to lend a hand.

[@captchasep]

I am cackling on a commuter train. Thank you.

[@BrushSaw]

the essential lore video to send to friends and new players

[@Cornerboy73]

I'm listening to this while drinking a nice hot chocolate with marshmallows and I'm not sure what's smoother - the drink or this man's voice ☕

[@Gruntcakes69]

Absolutely wonderful synopsis beautifully told 👌🏽⚡️

[@chelly9131]

Damn… “Daddy issues… in space” is a spot on title 😂

[@silversurfer8818]

1:21 best Primarch art, ever made!

[@Mordikay211]

100% lore accurate.

[@Jimmieade86]

Very succinct @sandman . Absolutely loved it

[@curtise.gill67]

Beautiful!! Just great! Now make it a hour long.

[@matthewwebb4161]

This, This is a work of ART!

[@jorgenorberto293]

Lol. That ending. "Daddy issues. In space..."

[@cbt7commender980]

Hi I just wanted to ask what music you use in your videos, especially the one around 4:10

[@michaelroberts1274]

I am happy to provide a comment for the algorithm for the quality of this content.

[@Jagatai8925]

Can't believe Emperor still holds the Warhammer 40k despite sitting on a golden chair for 10k years. The dude really has a firm grip.

[@UponGiantsShoulders]

I seriously thought DA dropped E&D3 when I saw this title, well done. This is basically Lore chat on any forum.

[@wadewilson4353]

I love the fact that salamanders are like the most noble and pure space marines there are UNLESS you're eldar. And you know..enemies of the empirium

[@Tonystarkes888]

i discovered this series during covid in search of something like starwars but with a bit more battle and war and did i find it with this series its freaking awesome The Horus Heresy is truly awesome the audiobooks while driving puts you right in the thick of great epic battles and exceptional story telling.

[@abdalazeezaswib3107]

I really like this style of video I would really love More comedic style videos from you

[@johnnyblaze4053]

I love your sense of humor and delivery 😂

[@docholliday9741]

This is amazing! Better written than all of Matt Wards works. But where is the mention of James Workshop?

[@Gronmin]

Omg that was an amazing video, great writing

[@pravond]

this was not only hilarious but super accurate. well done!

[@rezaheidargholi631]

"Honest Horus heresy trailer "©️ Stay awesome 😂👍

[@josephernest91]

I came for a serious quick recap of the HH, stayed for the unexpected jokes. Great video! 😂😂😂

[@MatthewBlackarouis]

This is probably the best way I’ve heard the Horus Heresy TLDR’d. Good fucking job!

[@Cyndre]

this was really nice and really funny! congrats!

[@wulfrache]

This needs a 7 Minute cut...

[@its_PickleTime]

Had a hell of a laugh with this, good work!

[@wastingtime9004]

Great video... earned a rare like from me for the Honest Trailers-style ending. The people of the Imperium thank you!

[@SandmanofTerra]

Much appreciated!

[@ahiezerbenitez8733]

oml this was actually so good also sandman this is a daily reminder mentioning you look good today

[@ryanhannapel1830]

Omg that was so good and funny. I will use this when someone asks me what is 40k

[@xMoobyx]

The Horus Heresy for dummies 😅 and I'm loving it

[@anthraxcrab2222]

You should more lore vids like this

[@mitchneal5981]

This was amazing lol. Well done sir.

[@duncanlupercalholmes]

I literally just got some looks in work for nurgle, blue ,angry and nipple play 😆 🤣 as a I laughed out loud

[@zaregoto6022]

Ferrus is that fucking teammate who doesn't check his load out

[@orphncriplr]

I legitimately LOL'ed at this. 😂 Well done sir, I needed that laugh. 👏

[@braydonarryn]

This is amazing. Make more of these.

[@SandmanofTerra]

If people like them I'll make more 🫡

[@acuriousmage]

This was brilliant hahaha Well done Sandman

[@toxos265]

Automatically added to my favorites, I've seen it thrice already

[@Mgauge]

This is exactly how I remember the Heresy. Including that one guy with metal arms who I guess was also there.

[@greatsouthernpansy]

Ok, that's the third time I'm watching this. It's the best video You've ever done. It may even be the best Warhammer video ever made! :D

[@johnhmstr]

between searching linkedin for Horus and "great crusade"... you had me cackling at the chaos god's colors and hobbies... and magnus.. always magnus.. well done!

[@mattb106]

This might be the best HH/40k video I’ve seen 😂