Sans Gets a Human Job ❰DELTARUNE COMIC❱

A normal very human job
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[@FullmetalDabi]

I’m impressed with his balancing skills (Claps)

[@uq8771]

Magic is fun to use

[@dovewing8598]

I mean how else do you think he balances those hotdogs that he puts on Frisk's head.

[@feisha5638]

*B a l a n c e d .*

[@Level_of_violence]

@what a sansational find XD *bruh-*

[@nactoby]

His joke skill too He still good at it

[@supersonicawesome7666]

0:04 no it’s sans the skeleton

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

ururuuruurururururururur

[@doomslayer4150]

0:46 This is Sans? Patrick:NO,THIS IS PATRICK!

[@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET]

Correct, old sport that looks like sans

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

WoW

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

Sup blueberry

[@KatsuDrawn]

The moment i saw "balance the books" i knew exactly what would happen. 😂 Cause tbh, I'm that much of a smartass to do the exact same thing. 🤣

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Holy crap sans could get a job as a street performer balancing things while telling jokes. But he probably wouldnt out of decision

[@Skitzy_VA]

He's a man of standards, even if it means he doesn't do anything.

[@anokumuffin8305]

Sometimes I forget how short sans is

[@toxdz_quack8466]

Ohohohoho, sans! _You're fired for not doing anything_

[@Skitzy_VA]

LAZY BONES

[@AJLord]

0:34 SANS-ational balancing skills.

[@Skitzy_VA]

A skill, a TALENT

[@AJLord]

@@Skitzy_VA I'm disaBONEted that you didn't make a pun there.

[@LeftyAn1mati0ns]

when he said die, that would actually kill Sans because Sans has one hp lol

[@ekkovaan2261]

Anyone: *says something* Sans: "very poor choise of words"

[@Skitzy_VA]

Sans is like a genie, better be VERY specific

[@Kuro-yu7te]

I’m sorry but he’s so adorable in that suit

[@cosplaymemories1487]

I can see him doing that at a job too! X,D

[@doggydreame-_-2286]

Sans. Die. Flowey: that’s a wonderful idea XDXDXD

[@Berry_Tea_Time]

*sees him hit sans with a book and sans starts bleeding from his teeth* How is he not dusting ;-; He has such little health *starts going crazy*

[@CrystiTheGoat]

baby blue: *E A T S C R A Y O N S* Also baby blue: Pabee! Nyeh!

[@casiel.]

That's random in this video XD Sorry,if ur kinda offended

[@CrystiTheGoat]

@@casiel. its oki- it used to be a habit cause my old profile pic was baby underswap sans eating crayons ;v;

[@casiel.]

@@CrystiTheGoat oh uhh...okay then TwT

[@miguelcrafter2997]

As Sans only having one Hp, he technically would have been defeated by the book

[@NeKash]

If I I watch at least 1 video my recommendations will be filled this shit like this

[@sobbleisbest9619]

Small skeletons *scare the fuck out of me now*

[@djfastfox9280]

I wood say worth it to at the end

[@Eevee-pq6ps]

We need MORE

[@mojima46]

Are there parts??? I need more. NOWWWWW

[@Shythalia]

is that not what "balance the books" means? i dont have a job so idk

[@alexdacat7052]

I mean, he’s not *wrong*…

[@NoobyNoob-zv9hn]

Part 2 pla

[@unitydanteofficial6792]

Sans is human to cuz he has blood part 0:58

[@bostoncheesecake6776]

This isn’t a good work environment...

[@justsomevibingdude8417]

Heh...nice

[@dilarakemal1628]

@@justsomevibingdude8417 lol

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

KING DEDEDEDE

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

WHAT HAPPEND

[@dilarakemal1628]

@@THEanotheryoutuber lol

[@stxrrynxght319]

Coworker: Die. Flowey: tHat's A wOnDeRfuLL iDEa

[@bellkim2284]

I WAS BOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAOOO

[@pissfart-lh8oc]

XDDD

[@kakateboi42]

worth it

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

sans the skeleton@ hey other me

[@kakateboi42]

Sans The Skeleton 'sup

[@Miko-Works]

I knew what was coming as soon as he said balance the books... Haha, this is great!

[@shengaming7483]

Same

[@gachastorygirl3392]

Same lol

[@atomykebonpyre]

I would describe my experience as a mix between war flashbacks and a divine vision but basically the same.

[@muffinpops2270]

I thought he was gonna balance them on his head.

[@Advy31]

Damn it was worth it

[@journeysadventurist]

Just imagine if he hit him with a book and sans turned to dust, that would be horrifying, mainly because he wouldn’t know if monsters just do that or if it’s death

[@SuperFoxerYT]

Nah, it would've disbelief papyrus intensifies for that guy

[@drunklord9471]

That's 100% worse than genocide route

[@xx0xx838]

I imagine it would go like this: Co-worker: Hahaha..D i e *Throws book at sans* Sans: *gets hit with book* ACK- Sans' HP: *non existent at this point* Sans: *turns to dust* Co-worker: haha, very funny sans- Another Monster Co-worker: AhhHHhh SoMEoNe DieD- Co-worker: wait wut- Papyrus: * runs in* eXcuSe mE- Co-Worker: ahHh

[@skyecolu]

I mean, humans and Monsters lived together, so they would know

[@srmitobrgreenmushroom8390]

@@isaiahricafort737 Wait it's Canon?

[@Dimonds456]

Wasn’t what I was expecting but definitely not disappointed-

[@swiveryswovery9458]

Same-

[@richardj.kimblee363]

like the spanish inquisition ?

[@drannelthegoblin6389]

I mean...he did exactly what he was told to do, HE. BALANCED.LE BOOKS. Don’t see why the guy was so mad

[@lilithc3814]

Me neither, is balancing books supposed to mean something else??

[@oogaboogaspookyman]

maybe he didnt do it exactly............ nah, probably the boss being a jerk

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

Yeah

[@ghost.1288]

the boss wanted sans to balance the books on the table so he did it what’s that? balance on his head? nah that’s wrong

[@muffinpops2270]

Eggxackly

[@alexthememelord6281]

Sans:Balanced Some random dude:AWWWW SAAANS...... die. *hits with a book* Sans:worth it 👌

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

Alex The Meme Lord that would have actually killed sans because he has 1 hp , plus the fact that in undertale you can kill sans with a book

[@iamstupid9143]

@@TheEldestSoulDrinker Sans has MORE hp than 1. Because player hit 9999999, can anyone survive from this damage?

[@moxizfan1]

1 defense isnt 1 hp. Asgore has more hp then 80.

[@slug8039]

Windows! Sans sans doesn’t have 1 hp. If you were going by the logic that he’s a one hit kill, then asgore should also only have 1 hp. Of course, when you fight him in the neutral and pacifist run, that’s clearly not the case.

[@KiffKan]

@@slug8039 He dodges in the game its even said that he has just 1 hp.

[@QueenSix811]

Lol I thought he was going to balance the books on his head.

[@idk_what_to_put_here5499]

Haha same😂

[@raeruchan250]

I thought so too 🤣🤣

[@0-0-255repertorium]

I thought different Thought he will use telekinesis to balance the books while they stand vertically on top of each other

[@Blue-kd3sq]

That's why he was so mad

[@0hpstudios363]

Thought he was going to do the Thanos snap...

[@melodydreamweaver2603]

Goodness lesson #7: Dont throw books at people

[@pissfart-lh8oc]

@@kaylamoonlight121 b a s i c a l l y lol

[@legosans926]

Specially at sans Cos' we fucken die we have 1hp lmao

[@melodydreamweaver2603]

@שחר א. nonono, you're thinking of don't kill people with books

[@AsterWi]

especially people that only have 1 defense

[@matthewbest5421]

Co-worker: die Sans: dodges Co-worker: 0_0 Sans: do you want to have a bad time?

[@r0qyx]

I don't know why, but the process of him getting an interview and showing up to the interviewer being like: *"Excuse me what-"* is so funny too me-

[@Skitzy_VA]

He's got a good resume tho

[@r0qyx]

@@Skitzy_VA yeah probably

[@angeltheweirdo]

Not gonna lie if someone told me to do that, I would probably do the same thing sans did

[@aFriskingCharasiteGirl]

me too.

[@sabersin7694]

I don't even know what balancing the books means...

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

I think he meant put em up

[@deharudragonsoul6238]

It's an accounting term, he's saying to check over it and if there are any mistakes fix it

[@cameronballz6154]

Sans should've got a raise for his balancing skills.

[@Skitzy_VA]

it's impressive to be sure

[@insertacreativename674]

Even if its really incredible, i don't think that balancing things could count as a talent to have in mind when you think about who will be raised.

[@WetTomatChips]

Sence it would only get *higher*

[@That_Missing_Sock]

hmmm thats verrrrrry sus coming from sans himself

[@Skitzy_VA]

I see this video has popped into everyone's algorithm lol Literally just popped tf off 10k -> 70k

[@mkdominateyin4813]

Sans:balanced Thanos:As all things should be.

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

*thanos* *snaps*

[@benavidesvaldezanaregina7139]

*Sans turns into dust*

[@pashung1evil]

Undyne: lololololo

[@WetTomatChips]

Papyrus: Disbelief

[@tdap1802]

Now I love the idea that sans works at a office on the surface.

[@xtreemepenglitch7815]

Do you know that this is deltarune yet or did i just told you

[@fsplace1238]

@@xtreemepenglitch7815 but sans deltarune is a janitor at a shop

[@SQUIP-h7m]

_The dude: _*_DIE_* _Flowey: that's a wonderful idea!_

[@gavart4509]

Man he’s just showing off those forearms huh? I mean I’m not complainin

[@justwannavibeout3428]

The dude: Hits sans with book " D I E." Sans: -1 hp, Dabs while turning to dust The dude: WAIT I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY

[@thehybrid3947]

Tbh Sans would actually do this since he’s so lazy but I guess that’s why he bought Grillbys and turned it into a store

[@trymetrix857]

That book being tossed to the head would have actually killed him considering he has 1 HP xD

[@casiel.]

Ehhh...true so uhhh rip sans if he uh died t-t

[@ice_agebaby6939]

*perfectly balanced, as all books should be*

[@Skitzy_VA]

*I am inevitable*

[@ashgrun]

@@Skitzy_VA *i am librarby*

[@WizErdman]

Is nobody impressed how this one guy ended up killing sans after it took chara so many tries

[@casiel.]

Yeah,it impressed me tho TwT

[@D_YellowMadness]

That's all Frisk/Chara needed. A throwing weapon. Or a gun with ammo in it. Or that one cellphone modification they missed by never befriending Alphys.

[@soycat210]

Man I love The Office: an American workplace

[@angelxenergy]

Ah yes, this is my favorite deltarune comic

[@thetky_clan666]

I mean he did say *BALANCE THE BOOKS* I would've done it with a tight rope or a small block of wood or stone, but sans knew he was *BONED* and I can respect him for that.

[@nothingistrue6265]

XD !! I like it so much that's amazing work!!! Where's your subs MAN?!!? I hope you get more keep it up luv ya òwó

[@floatingf8783]

Sans' boss was then convicted of murder, Papyrus revealed to Frisk that he knew about the resets, convinced them to reset, and convinced Sans to get a different job in the new timeline that had a union that would stop his boss from murdering him. Frisk used this opportunity to have Asriel keep Jerry's soul and go back to the surface with everyone.

[@casiel.]

Is this like a continuation of it or a theory on what's going to happen next?? TwT

[@floatingf8783]

@@casiel. continuation, I guess

[@elainegoates9792]

So, uh, just forget that there are six perfectly good human souls that are already dead and just murder Jerry?

[@ge_prav3236]

​@@elainegoates9792 they fucking flew away by the end of the pacifist route

[@saravelasco5807]

If I was a master of puns, this would be me too. •w•;

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

Man this is why I’m lazy

[@frrlnslowcostamv2966]

you have a skele-ton of work aren´t ya?

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

FrRLn@ hey I do the puns

[@frrlnslowcostamv2966]

@@JustADudeOnKZbin245 sorry i suPunsed to share a few with ya

[@DreadLockedCipher]

Where's the monster resources department?

[@AmeKikai]

Obviously this work place doesn't play Undertale.

[@wolfspidervers1150]

Is it bad that I thought the guy literally wanted Sans to balance books?

[@alterate2613]

Sans would be the guy that does barely anything but cant get fired for some stupid reason

[@Skitzy_VA]

Papyrus is the boss

[@davidmoris5446]

​​@@Skitzy_VA well sans does work 4 sentry shifts in undertale undyne stated that sans does the bare minimum to nota get fired

[@davidmoris5446]

Also sans performa comedy at mtt resort

[@azucar_skull]

You see, kids... Throwing books at people doesn't damage their HP, even if they only have one. But it damages them enough for them to bleed. So, the next time you're really mad at someone... Throw a book. =)

[@cendronhawk977]

Bro you could kill Sans by using the act "Fake Hit"

[@lceplayz4181]

Sans: Gets a job Also Sans: **epic job failing sounds**

[@casiel.]

Nah,it's more like **Epic laziness sounds** **Epic Why did I even get a job sounds** Hahah,I dunno but if you think that's what same sounds like then uhh go with it

[@totesdrache8786]

Sans is the kind of co-worker we all want

[@Skitzy_VA]

Cool mans

[@BikiniPoolCleaners]

I thought Sans might of balanced the books on his nose - w -

[@casiel.]

I thought he'd balanced it in his hand jk

[@meeelatonin7760]

0:28 *I JUST NOW NOTICED-*

[@unknownunknown9347]

It’s a beautiful day outside the birds are singing the flowers are blooming on days like these employees like you SHOULD GET FIRED

[@Skitzy_VA]

illegal

[@whydoyoucare_pK]

*Porshia blocks the way* Ow f the book hit me I’m telling!! The book hit me cause Sans would die so I jumped in the way well I tried *Whispers*Sorry for hitting you IPad*

[@bloonsTDenthusiast123]

what on earth like seriously is this supposed to be cringe or what

[@bacongirl1662]

Yes flowey it’s a wonder full idea of sans getting hit by a book

[@lautarosilva5272]

Did he actually die at the end? I mean he's got one hit point

[@xxyuki_noirexx9042]

If he did then the person would be like: WTH, he just turned into dust from a book?!

[@lizzietheshortie]

You know, that guy just committed murder.

[@Postsager]

What that man did not know, is that he just committed murder

[@Skitzy_VA]

oops

[@tengoku_600]

I couldn't stop laughing at the ending. As soon as her the theme music I was finished😂😂😂😂😂

[@jarwa4774]

Ever since Sans befriended your mom he needed to support the family

[@Skitzy_VA]

As long as he lets you stay up past 9pm, he's cool imo

[@eduongtranbao3002]

lol

[@wicked.a950]

Doesn't Sans have a PhD? And is a doctor in quantum physics? I don't get why he would even want an office job?

[@Skitzy_VA]

For the memes

[@TheGhostlyZed]

this comic was a WoNdErFuL iDeA!!! =}

[@firewolf905]

I remember Seeing this comic years ago , nice dub

[@Skitzy_VA]

I'm so confused why this blew up a year later lol

[@pashung1evil]

Is no one gonna talk about patrick? Only me? Ok then...

[@that_guy1211]

what did he mean by "balance" other than actually balancing the books? I don't get it, i don't work with paperwork

[@Yes-yo9uo]

Who would win against sans? A genocidal child with a knife or His co worker

[@tasidamolenaar3016]

Both :/

[@girlgotchastuff6137]

Random guy: 𝘿𝙄𝙀 Flowery: that’s a wonderful idea

[@justsomevibingdude8417]

Hey, not my fault he dropped the idea on me

[@no5564]

For once I agree with the weed YES SANS THAT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA,*DIE*

[@animethighs9836]

When u think what would sans be like when he has a real job *people watch this* Later Fandom(making memes about this)

[@axl256gamesx7]

Sans: I did saw you with my eyes... wait, I got no eyes *you hear "yohohohohohoho" in the distance*

[@ThisDudeMoe]

The funny thing is that book throw IS all it would take to kill him lol 0.999 Damage dealt...0.001 Health remaining.

[@dripsnasva2614]

Wait......the book hited sans......and he is 1hp.........OH NOES HE KILLED HIM!

[@sonydoesyt]

*ketchup sipping intensifies*

[@gamma2589]

I was expecting "You're fired." Instead of "Die."

[@Lulu-pv2yc]

Okay monster or not if someone came in to work and just drank a whole bottle of ketchup I'd kinda freak too

[@toxic5944]

Coworker: die Me: boi ya need to stop talking about yourself cause if you kill sans.... Also me: *Y O U ' D B E D E A D W H E R E Y O U S T A N D*

[@THEanotheryoutuber]

*sans gets omega flowey* do it *omega flowey* what? *sans* kill him *omega flowey* okay

[@toxic5944]

@@THEanotheryoutuber Me: *calls all the sans fangirls for backup* Me & fangirls: FBI OPEN UP!

[@RANDOMGIRL_GAMING]

My dumb ah thought sans did it correct by balancing it💀

[@DarkScarlettVixen]

Okay, I have to pause this to just say that the man said BALANCE the books and this is Sans.........

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

I have no idea what sans did wrong, I mean he did balance the books.

[@Alexxxa167]

Everybody gansta till Sans’s eye turns blue

[@matthewbest5421]

Plot twist: he dodges the book Sans: do you want to have a bad time?

[@markrichards3805]

Why does it say deltarune but it's undertale?🤨

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

This is one funny video, i agree with sans, that would be so worth it.

[@sigridfage5101]

Wait hold up am I an idiot what else could balancing the books mean

[@frikixu568]

I thought he meant to LITERALLY balance the books

[@Trunks268]

MR BEEEEAST