Saturday Morning Scrublords - GIRL FIGHT

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Weidly enough my youngerr cousins wanted to get a cheap fighting game on psn and were at a standstill on weather they wanted skullgirls or this, and without even knowing what this is I told them not to waste their money and get skullgirls, what an unintentional save.

[@2la84me]

sokumo tanaka The CLUTCHEST save of all time. Skullgirls is 9/10 fighting tech, 10/10 everything else. Girl fight......ehhhhhhhhhhh

[@coolboyyo654]

you scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard you broke through to another, much deeper barrel

[@flyingtoast27]

people keep saying this every Scrublords, so I guess it must be true

[@flyingtoast27]

Nonstop Infinite Barrel-Busting

[@guilegale8942]

With every scrape, we go deeper. With every barrel we surpass, we find another, and break through that one too. Limitless disappointment- that is what it means to be a scrublord.

[@Peannlui]

It's like a Klein bottle turned Klein barrel.

[@atticusrex9468]

We hit that barrel long ago. That barrel was mentioned. We're like that one movie where those scientists have to dig through the earth and relight the core...The Core! Except instead of the earth...its barrels...and instead of rocks and dirt and dinosaur bones...its Kickfighter games.

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

This game is fantastic, I'm glad people are finally making strong, virtuous, deep female characters in games. 10/10

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

Chrome talks in a Siri voice but her fight is a squeaky anime girl *never mind 0/10*

[@kakoytazabar]

But girls in this game SUPER HOT!

[@sadnessofafrica]

just like the new Ghostbusters

[@SuperLotus]

I agree! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bdeamon1]

this is sucker punch the game to me it has hot girls and over the top action and effects, yet I am not having fun

[@williamgarcia1417]

I'm still salty about that movie

[@activityzone353]

I mean suckerpunch isn't violently stealing from something, and is trying to be something... admitedly failing, but still trying.

[@HoChiMints2007]

and the fights don't take place in the real world. So yeah, Sucker Punch

[@lecanoscoptical3455]

That's it. I'm fucking done.

[@rikowolfin4984]

God I hate how they marketed that fucking movie because they made it seem like some anime-ish style film with over the top action and story but then they made it lame by having all of the action be meaningless with a boring fucking plot.

[@awesome15902]

In all seriousness, can we have another round of Dong Dong Never Die? WHY IS IT SO GOOD?!

[@DarkShadow45MetaKnight345]

Nothing will ever be a great as the DINGEST OF DONGS!

[@jacobe2891]

It shall never die!

[@spamhands]

More dong dong

[@Nightweaver1]

Do they even play that at EVO?

[@Linosek279]

+Nightweaver1 my god why dont they

[@HoChiMints2007]

*DISAPPOINTING* "It's like playing Mighty No 9" hahahahah

[@JexMugen]

EVEN NOTHING IS BETTER!

[@AlexRN]

As a $60 Kickstarter backer of MN9 I can confirm that game isn’t nearly as bad as ppl say it is. It’s certainly better than this shit.

[@TheStrxggler]

THERE'S ABOUT BE A WHAT!? *GIRL FIGHT*

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

Now, it is WE who watch the girls!

[@RRM25100]

I feel terrible

[@Psymonised]

Damn shorty you got knocked the fuck out!

[@joshsleezeYT]

WE BOUT TO SWANG DEM THAAAAAANGS

[@joshsleezeYT]

***** GIRLFIGHT!

[@Shiuwu0406]

At the bottom of this barrel lies a second, even deeper, barrel.

[@BeePuncher]

+jorge guzman The Woolie Barrel

[@KRaFightsDragNs]

+jorge guzman We can never reach the bottom of the Woolie Barrell, as it's dark magic and supply of short haired girls is infinite. Once we enter, there is no home anymore.

[@UFGatorsFBFan]

+jorge guzman They are beyond your wildest imagination and the mere passing mention of them would cause to tremble in despair as you reach impossible depths of madness which no man has survived. Scrublords fhtagn

[@solblackguy]

The legendary Shaq Fu II

[@nomadkrad]

Fucker I know that profile pic

[@mothersbasement]

15 minutes in this creepy anime bullshit officially becomes creepy anime bullshit and it's great

[@br8581]

I was wondering how they were gonna get another 30 minutes out. It all makes sense now. Oh no.

[@JJULLER]

Jeff this isn't creepy anime bullshit, it's ah GIRL FIGHT! kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5mlfmp-YsyarLs

[@Ticketman99]

JJULLER *obligatory playing of that Brooke Valentine, Big Boi and Lil' Jon song*

[@stevemcquark]

Is Warchild supposed to be a grown up Child Soldier? Are they really intending for me to be aroused by a former Child Solder? Did Kojima direct this?

[@nofail4u]

She needs a special move where Kaz Miller comes limping out of her side of the screen, swinging his cane about, and it can hit both combatants.

[@MrSonicDoctor]

+Quin Iguina It's too late Kaz, I'm already a War Child.

[@TheCrunsher]

>Are they really intending for me to be aroused by a former Child Solder? Well, are you?

[@LikeABoxman]

I don't know, I mean this game has about 99% less filler and has a more satisfying ending so it's hard to say.

[@globox123456789]

Could be a James Bond character, too.

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

Game Ovaries! That is all.

[@RRM25100]

GOD BLESS THE RING

[@slifer875]

Girls are watching!

[@totallynotladyzozo3281]

+RRM25100 *Plays obnoxious menu sounds*

[@N00BSYBORG]

Gets killed by giant octopus.

[@treygoeshard]

Wham Bam Right In The Clam.

[@UnkoMunko]

I see nothing wrong with this masterpiece.

[@madelinewoof7544]

the girls are very hot

[@UnkoMunko]

Madeline Woof Not gonna lie, I'm crushing on Wrench pretty bad right now.

[@madelinewoof7544]

Vøx Tartarus - Sometimes Games She's pretty much the only decent design, all the others look like randomly created characters from a wrestling game.

[@seveneyes77]

I prefer Ghost personally

[@joannawood7352]

to be fair, this is WAY better than i expected from something named "Girl fight"

[@BobBX542]

"The ancient rune of tatas" might be the funniest thing woolie ever said.

[@mikethemotormouth]

I don't know I heard "titass"

[@WildcardRoyale]

...He Forgot the cookies, but we will never forget him.

[@2la84me]

He has his own channel ya know. The Rising Superstream.

[@w00dpipe]

This reminds me of my favorite anime the one where the girls fight.

[@RRM25100]

with bentos?

[@unamusedrohan1666]

The one about the soda cans?

[@slifer875]

Ikkitousen? the girl with long black/purple hair was the best girl.

[@N00BSYBORG]

I like that part of La Blue Girl too.

[@RRM25100]

N00BSYBORG God why do i know what you're talking about

[@ridethewindd44]

6:05 "Nooo! My ovaries!" 6:15 "looks like its over for those ovaries" Is this ammunition for Zone or Plague? Edit: This has got to be one of the strongest conclusions to a video *ever.*

[@BaronVonWolfe19]

Yes

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Plague & Zone are secretly the same person 👀

[@Hopohoo2]

"eh, we played Cross Tekken" ouch

[@N00BSYBORG]

Look out Skullgirls. Girl Fight is here and its got your number.

[@dragonbalde101]

Was Skullgirls a scrublord video

[@Shiuwu0406]

+dragonblade101 Yes! Didn't you know that the Best Friends absolutely hate Skullgirls?

[@N00BSYBORG]

Michael Mitchell Especially Pat.

[@dragonbalde101]

Michael Mitchell​ I remember them playing it, but I also remember them complimenting the mechanics. So I wasn't sure.

[@dragonbalde101]

+Michael Mitchell no wait it was a fisticuffs video. Which is good cause I actually like the game.

[@bobjones6690]

Does the Groose theme seem a little louder to anyone else Perhaps it reflects the quality of the game

[@DuranmanX]

They actually let the Groose loose

[@J_Themborn]

+Adrian Duran+ someone has to, he ain't gonna get the chance with Warriors

[@TheSaderV]

It's weird because this game shows some level of competence. That art wasn't complete trash. Whoever made it has talent. It's a shame kind of.

[@Fenris30]

Gotta start somewhere.

[@hoodwynk1389]

How many times will Liam forget the cookies

[@Courtney2216]

They have to stop giving him the job to bring them. He's busy with overwatch and creepy anime to remember he has other things to do with his hands.

[@314APAR]

It's a demanding job being such a senpai in the sheets.

[@TrevorZero]

why do you guys keep giving Zone material?

[@GoldRaptor00]

is that a problem? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thirdeye9698]

It's in the contract

[@JasynSuin]

Gonna have a field day with Matt screaming, "No, my ovaries!"

[@karda009]

Matt and Pat: *moans of sexual pleasure* Woolie: Wow, you guys are great at this.

[@karda009]

Pat: Let's have one more with me and Liam.

[@LOLDUDE641]

Chrome is just Motoko Kusanagi. Like, they didn't even try to hide it.

[@billstevens9239]

"Is this artwork for ants?" "Is this cleavage for ants?" Have they been watching Zoolander?

[@Roronoa2zoro]

So when're we getting a Girls und Panzer fighting game in the style of Battle Construction Vehicles? That's the Girl Fight i want.

[@skewerstar]

We're getting closer and closer to the Strip Fighter games! I can feel it!!

[@pocketlint60]

GIRL FIGHT - What Skullgirls would look like if the developers didn't give a shit.

[@Joh1002mm]

No, ISIS skullgirls

[@mikethemotormouth]

Hold the fuckin phone a minute 25:33 Does she have two left feet?!

[@ArcRay20]

im glad SOMEBODY finally played this game for youtube.

[@ArcRay20]

well more like i wanted to see what the game had in terms of content, a demo can only tell you so much. i looked around back then and of course there was nothing. TBFP are doing gods work maybe.

[@explodingrabbit51]

11:59 well given Matt's undying hatred of code lyoko, I guess a Martin Mystery reference shouldn't be unexpected

[@Ryuzaki4x]

You can tell this is a true Scrublords when the 2k16 Livin' Da Dream play-through is in the suggested videos sidebar.

[@jbone3z]

Steel skin makes em look like a Capri sun commercial!!!

[@Ohnonoki]

I'm sure you loved me... On the inside...

[@0rriAndroid]

are you a time lord or some shit?

[@spartacus778]

[@Ohnonoki]

Richter The D how many american flags do you have because i have two

[@lewddewdero]

You are FUCKING everywhere

[@slifer875]

I never loved you, i only love the other 100000000000 fuckdolls/clones you had.

[@joseph0098]

I get a big "we already have Dead or Alive at home" feel...

[@AfroMetalMizu]

If you REALLY wanted a gurl fight you woulda put 2nd Encore up in there...

[@ghostfear2011]

They like to tease us. It gives them pleasure.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

***** They're not teasing. They genuinely believe that these are the games they SHOULD be playing ;P And you decide on switching to dat Livewire pic? ;P

[@ghostfear2011]

+AfroMetalMizu Nah. I've just been miserable all day.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

***** Tell me about your day honey ;3 Cuz I had a great day. Last day of our first grad school contact period

[@ghostfear2011]

+AfroMetalMizu Worse is that I'm like Pat in that when I go to sleep depressed, I'm miserable the next day too. And it's more of a collection of minor things that have been happening.

[@PolarPhantom]

I love the half second of nothing just as they get to THAT image after beating the boss.

[@TheTubePoweredOne]

I dunno, I feel pretty stiff just from watching this, Woolie.

[@brendanb2982]

" Kill chaos, please " - Patrick Boivin, 31:31

[@battlion507]

3:20 I know what you're talking about, Matt! Last Man Standing, Killbook of a bounty hunter. By Dan Luvisi!

[@Zer0Hour17]

that "reward" was the best

[@hunterlindquist9281]

This is my favorite Civ game

[@johnappleseed4833]

Wench, I mean Wrench to me looks like a slotted up Tracer from overwatch.

[@cinebst]

Whoa, Martin Mystery. What a pull, Matt.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Honestly, given the success of Itagaki's bullshit, this game concept has serious potential.

[@Xenochrist]

34:20 you WILL be sucked

[@thedarkpoet88]

I was expecting this to be another Scrublords episode that I fall asleep watching, but this was pretty neato. You guys shoulddo more scrublords arcade ladders!

[@Wryyydiculous]

28:52 "A lot of thot went into this"

[@2la84me]

Wryyydiculous I like you. You've got jokes.

[@Blackheartzero]

*_The Zaibatsu may be gone, but the suffering will never be ovaries..._*

[@serenity8588]

I have waited a long time for this the fight of females.

[@sophiasumthin4233]

"Oh my god I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANCIENT RUNE!"

[@shil4720]

This is the true King of Fighters for Girls

[@LittleMountain90]

All this talk about Psi-Amps reminded me... Where's the PsiOps: Mindgate Conspiracy LP we were promised!?

[@TheFuryHasCome]

Woolie. How can you be better than this if you keep finding new barrels to scrape the bottom of?

[@Courtney2216]

There is no bottom to the Woolie hole.

[@ceaset9573]

Woolie keeps finding compartments in the bottom of the barrel that reveals another barrel

[@cliffg.4205]

They say that it's bad, and that they don't like it. But they are so into it. Pat especially.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

O-oh...I thought we were just gonna get a full 30 minute video of Leana, Paige and Liam on a 3-way Battle Royale Match.

[@levimontes4185]

That last stage looks like Kayin stage from battle arena toshiden just purple.

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

This ain't Taokaka mirror matches.

[@0rriAndroid]

you see plague's fusion stuff for taokaka, felicia and miss fortune?

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Richter The D Who didn't?

[@0rriAndroid]

gotta claim all the neko waifus

[@DarkShadow45MetaKnight345]

Best thing ever, amiright?

[@0rriAndroid]

yeeeeeah

[@86thPatriot]

5:04 Holy shit it's the Tn'A 1000!

[@MattDeRac]

The game was so bad that rule34, pixiv and gelbooru didn’t make any porn about it.

[@FreedomHero4]

I don't think Matt has laughed like this in a while.

[@orlanzo2621]

want to know whats crazy? The first DOA only had about 3 girls total in it,compared to 7 guys....yea let that sink in, there was a point where doa had double the amount of guys compared to girls.

[@LeAceDash]

i love matt's Laugh

[@V3RTIGO222]

Next game in the series is Guy Fight, due to be released in 2013

[@Rand00mThing]

Wow, I miss Liam so much I begin hallucinating he's back

[@devanmuse]

They've gone so deep into the barrel that they've come out the top of a completely different barrel.

[@Dedlok]

Oh, god. I remember Giant Bomb doing a Quick Look of this game. This is going to be a treat.

[@M0kuu]

Porn art online - The fighting game.

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

the Sucker Punch video game looks AMEZEING

[@jorgamund07]

That ending is what I expected... but even more blatant than I expected.

[@slimybean]

So am I the only one that got excited when they mentioned Martin Mystery? I used to fucking love that show!

[@Zcumgod]

me

[@ghostfear2011]

Okay, now you're being a tease.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Yep, that thumbnail really fooled me.

[@ghostfear2011]

+Michael Murphy I don't want to know what you were doing.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

***** I was listening to SLAYER. And then I saw this pop up.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

***** Honestly that was I all was doing. Nothing else......

[@Badu692]

Is there a Bible Black fighting game?

[@MrGMoney1944]

Yes Salty Bet.

[@MarakamiSG]

Great, making Bible Black noises just makes that sbfp hentai by Zone Sama more possible

[@Masamune_Shadow]

I've been waiting for this!

[@jamg25]

"What is this, porn for ants?" -Liam, 2016

[@nube1oscuras]

This makes me hope for Bible Black Lets Watch.

[@Sapheiorus]

"Meno*pause* = Time-stop"... that would be GOLD. Possibly even women would laugh at that.

[@joshsleezeYT]

16:50 Pat's right. That kick is straight up Vanessa Lewis.

[@ZeonXGR]

It *is* one of those games that used modified move animations from other games. There's a bit of DOA in there, some Tekken and some Virtua Fighter.

[@joshsleezeYT]

Zavier Nestorov You're right. It's a really bad mix of other good 3D fighters.

[@joshsleezeYT]

GamerBear The only one I recognize is the izuna drop. It's identical to Hayabusa's. Other than that, you're right.

[@thelaughingrouge]

I feel Woolie's "Ancient rune of Ti-Tas" joke didn't get the love it deserved.

[@Regnart_Seht]

The girls in this game are VERY attractive!

[@sams5780]

"NO! MY OVARIES!" -Matt

[@kittyspam2146]

One word only.....America.....*salute*

[@invincibleloonie]

According to Lab Zero, they found out about this game shortly after Skullgirls was announced. They both were supposed to come out around Spring 2012, but then Girl Fight was delayed until Fall 2013z

[@telesticHarlequin]

I can't be the only one who thinks that what they do with the loading screen art is really cool, with all the characters disappearing as you progress.

[@2la84me]

1mrgame3 Danganronpa did it first and did it better.

[@paocyang214]

hands down one of the best scrublord by far!

[@MegaTaunTaun93]

This British Computer Robot Lady is just as bad as "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?"

[@MasterJunior93]

Girl power! now rip each other's clothes and fight for our amusement!

[@mcsurge9260]

+Michael Murphy And make me a sandwich.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

McSurge Damn straight!

[@Elson01]

If Dio were to join the girl fight, he'd be using menoPause.

[@Nineball459]

15:25 OH HEY, SMOKE JAGUAR, FANCY SEEING YOU GUYS HERE.

[@skittyzed]

28:11 "Popular Girl by Adam Savage" ...the Mythbuster? I mean I know Mythbusters has ended but I didn't think he would change his job to something so radically different

[@shadowkeepertienga23]

It looks like someone quickly slapped together the fight mechanics of DOA, then spent the rest of his time designing the stages, characters, and throw animations.

[@karite258]

I got here late, I thought Liam was back til I checked the date. My heart.

[@atticusrex9468]

One of the few times where they were so hit by that out of left field picture they didn't evening put the bumper on for Saturday Morning Scrublords at the end. This game got em good

[@KRaFightsDragNs]

The Steel Skin shit reminds me of the armor drop in WWE Crush Hour. ITS THE SAME EFFECT AND EVERYTHING!

[@wolfen9113]

How does this not fall under creepy anime series

[@meyerpictures]

that glass structure on the title screen looks so good

[@mikepierce7436]

That END THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@originalscreenname44]

I can't even remember the last time we had a Fisticuffs. I swear we've had a Scrublords every week for over a month.

[@exodosthesoulbanish]

Martin Mystery's, I got that reference since it was in the UK. What was that anime with the caveman kid and his dad who was turned into a stone axe with angry eyes?

[@KingBritishGuy]

Flint the Time Detective.

[@yhvhthecreator8146]

OGA OGA OGA OGA

[@henrybuehler1127]

Marchen Awakens Romance/MAR

[@joekewl7539]

the Barrel is in fact recursive. Upon the bottom of the barrel, lies another, even smaller barrel.