Saturday Morning Scrublords - Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire

[@darobi]

Welcome to Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire: Where the normals are specials, the specials are supers, the supers are fatalities and the points don't matter.

[@Nightweaver1]

I'm Drew Carey, your host.

[@Blackheartzero]

And everyone is a murderer, except for Jackie because he's a good boy.

[@Burst-Omega]

This isn't a scrublords this is a fuckin FISTICUFFS

[@TheRealRitz2]

Right

[@pirajacinto4]

Yeah yeah yeah. They did it to trick us, like they fooled themselves!

[@pocketlint60]

*Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire EVO 2018.*

[@4Wilko]

FISTICUFFS OF FIRE

[@JoaoLucasK]

Oddly enough, Fists of Fire has already been streamed in tournaments before

[@Nomicro4u]

You can't Fatality Jackie because, "Jackie, Always Okay!" [Thumbs Up]

[@MistahJoe]

At last, Liam has reached his dream by turning into John Cena

[@MantraMan2077]

mrjesparza But how can you tell? I can't see either of them.

[@TK0921]

mrjesparza Liam is Matt's stand now. The stand's only ability is that you can't see it.

[@cubansupreme]

Exactly.

[@JoaoLucasK]

Liam forgot the cookies so many times that he ended up forgetting himself

[@DeimionWolf]

GASP! I didn't realize. he IS still in the intro after all.

[@MantraMan2077]

Pat: "I forgot the Liam." Matt: "YOU FORGOT THE LIAM?!"

[@TheStrxggler]

That was a great gag.

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

Adrian The Vulture Forgetting Liam-sama and his sacrifice is a Class A felony.

[@MantraMan2077]

Great Balwaagh! This is an offence punishable by Exterminatus according to the Inquisition. Not sure how, but I trust them not to lie on such a serious matter. What say you in your defence?

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

Adrian The Vulture Wait why am I need of defending, i thought we were Exterminatus'ing Pat because he forgot Liam?

[@MantraMan2077]

Great Balwaagh! Wait, I thought it was because they took one look at Woolie and went "By the Emperor look it *_THIS filthy_* xenos heretic. We can't leave any trace of its existence!"

[@N00BSYBORG]

>Beating up Jackie Chan Thumbs up bro. That was a good fight. >Beating up some woman BLOODY TORSO FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

[@theboihilbirt1277]

THIS GAME IS HYPE!!!! HOLY SHIIT!!!!

[@N00BSYBORG]

The Boi Hilbirt Jank is hype man.

[@4thSurviver]

We need a modern Jackie Chan game where every character is Jackie Chan in all his different movie roles.

[@JoaoLucasK]

It's because Jackie said that he didn't want to be involved in anything gory, so, in his fights, there's no blood or fatalities because of that

[@N00BSYBORG]

João Lucas But it's so hilarious that it's still in there alongside him. I've seen this game played lots of times and never knew about that because everybody picks Jackie Chan all the time.

[@REisFUN2]

Even in his ghost-form, Liam still forgot the cookies...

[@ShinNeoking]

REisFUN2 The ghost of Zaibatsu past.

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

J Ibarra Now Otachi is in charge of forgetting the cookies.

[@astrojay0981]

REisFUN2 he truly is john cena now.

[@flammableghost]

Here lies Rising Superstar Liam He forgot the cookies.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Which is inexcusable! you know how many cookies you can steal if you're a ghost? Pull your weight for once ghost of liam

[@VTown1989]

11:24 Screen-Break HYPE! 15:02 MK style Brutality HYPE! 17:12 Double KO with 00 Seconds left... HYPE! 21:32 Flipping the Fuck Out HYPE!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

So much HYPE! Scrublords my ass.

[@nedinnis6752]

This could have been Fisticuffs and no one would've known the difference.

[@Sapheiorus]

Frisky Dingo It's too good for Scrublords... just like Dong Dong.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Liam has finally awakened his Stand, 「YOU CAN'T SEE ME」!!!

[@Aboveup]

Name five fighting games that aren't Jackie Chan.

[@lintilion]

Aboveup uhhhh Jackie Chan Fists of Fire? *fuck*

[@Cat_Paradox]

Aboveup Jackie Chan Stuntmaster? Damn it...

[@laggy3099]

Soul Jackiebur? Shit...

[@dcung8833]

Changirls? wait...

[@TheKaisama]

BlazBlue....oh wait. You said fighting games? Nevermind.

[@stanx96]

*activates 'don't want no trouble' tech by holding a baby, the hope diamond, and several priceless artifacts* Lo-look! I don't want no trouble!

[@MantraMan2077]

Stan Sketches Now lissen here massa, I don't means no trouble, ya hear? I juss mindin' my own business, takin' care o' my own, tryin' ta talk in juss apostrophes. Now leave off now, if'n ya know what's good for ya.

[@stanx96]

Adrian The Vulture I gotta use that line someday. XD

[@SuccubiPie]

*trabble

[@maxumusjesus]

Each of those are things that I've always wanted to break! Your card is useless!

[@stanx96]

Unskilled​ Not unless I wanted trabble even less!

[@andrewwestfall65]

Me at the star: "Wtf is this trash?" sees some death animations: "Why isn't this EVO main show?"

[@Niyuls]

This was the most hype game I've ever seen Best Friends play.

[@TheFuryHasCome]

Skleeton But what of Dong-Dong and Third Strike?

[@dawubber6676]

Praise the Beef Dong-Dong!!!

[@JoaoLucasK]

There's Dong Dong Never Die tho

[@lucasmartinez5703]

It's not better then Dong Dong, but it's up there. Top 5.

[@Troxcree664]

How was this masterpiece not a Fisticuffs?

[@RigbyIsTheMan]

Exactly

[@ballrdd24]

That fucking empty air where Liam should be had me laughing my ass off.

[@Angel_Flash]

Y-yeah. Laughing. Thats what I was doing too...

[@ReilataZethlar]

No kidding. Just silence and then being indignant at empty air about cookies. Haven't even started the actual video yet and I was cracking up.

[@whiteblacklight9603]

He has already been unpersoned. Speaking about unpersoned men is treason, citizen.

[@misterb3577]

+White Blacklight THOUGHT POLICE!

[@Neogears1312]

you can till slightly hear liam two is the best part

[@1q847]

double k.o at 00 seconds, even evo moments couldnt top that except for daigo

[@zaneseibert]

I'm disappointed Jackie cosplaying as Chun-Li isn't in this game.

[@JoaoLucasK]

I'm disappointed Uncle isn't in this game either

[@ZoomingOut402]

To be fair, this is pretty cool for a fan game with pictures taken from movies. And it has a silly sense of humor too

[@GenericSoda]

oh my god 14:15 is probably the loudest I've ever heard Matt laugh before, I can't handle it

[@leighhunter3]

so Liam got kicked because he forgot the cookies

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

leighhunter3 He Forgot them every single Scrublords. No longer employee of the month.

[@4thSurviver]

Now Matt forgets the cookie and passes the blame. Perhaps this was the truth all along.

[@smuganimegirl769]

Who?

[@elijahnakumura4375]

the kick Sam does when he goes into the background is actually pretty cool

[@mdkaff]

is it just me, or is "chinese new year parade dragon head" actually kind of an awesome concept for a fighting game character?

[@joekewl7539]

Jackie Chan can't be a scrublords!

[@NeoDragoN7676]

Sorry but this was the HYPEST Fisticuffs in years lol.

[@rozco7669]

is Liam fading from history? we need to go back and prevent omikron from being played so Liam will fade back into the intros

[@Shiratto]

Who is this Lima bean you speak of?

[@SorakuFett]

Rozco Nah, this ain't the WWE. He's still in the old ones.

[@Nekogg23]

Once something enters the cage verse its gone for good. The only way is to bring something out of the cage verse is to make a deal with Lucifer himself and summon the dark challenge known as detroit and fight the great demon Le Cage in a great battle. Its the only way to save Liam but i'm not sure the Zaibatsu are up to the challenge.

[@4thSurviver]

It was called the sadness trilogy for a reason. One can only play 3 games of Cages's without paying a cost. Detroit will claim another one. David Cage's blood lust knows no bounds.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

What thought process led to the two concepts of "Mortal Kombat knockoff" and "Jackie Chan fighting game" being mashed into the same game, wherein Jackie Chan is a manifold god jovially presiding over your weird un-human death-battle?

[@sebastianbarrios7608]

Dont know about you, but I aprecciate Jackie´s good sportmanship whenever he loses, even when defeated, has grace, and even when he loses, he wins, cuz you know, his another dimension Jackie kicked his ass.

[@cubansupreme]

15:04 best moment ever. why is this a fucking Scrublords game, this is Fighting Game of the Century material over here.

[@sascachuhuan]

Why is Matt yelling at John Cena?

[@thepickles8833]

Omikron.

[@dcung8833]

Cause he can't see him

[@Ellie_deMayo]

sascachuhuan Liam finally showed his true potential...

[@idnyftw]

cuz john cena forgot the cookies

[@4thSurviver]

The lore! Its all coming together now.

[@shawdawg3675]

For being Scrublords, this game is actually entertaining to watch.

[@Unaliq]

I love the hit sound effects! Nothing more satisfying then hearing loud hits as you do combos.

[@elmerserrano3705]

This is the most fun I've ever had watching you scrubs playing fighting games.

[@TeryJones]

0:11 - I swear no matter how many times I see it this opening still doesn't get old-where the hell is Liam? 1:25 - Wow, and I thought Street Fighter, Smash and Dragon Ball were bad with clone characters XD 1:48 - Oh goddamn and speaking of Dragon Ball XDXDXDXD 11:25 - I'm sorry I blinked for a second how the hell did that happen? 15:00 - *ULTIMATE!!* 17:04 - So uhhh why was this labeled as a Saturday Night Scrublords episode again? 21:30 - Oh, that's why.......coccaine is a hell of a drug..... 23:52 - Well that was one hell of a "Heroic Brutality", I mean shit is she even gonna walk again after that? 32:57 - Yeah sure no blood and yet he's still probably dead XD

[@4Wilko]

Ah of course. Pat takes Kim-Maree with the running grab, and Woolie takes the short-haired girl.

[@IlJokerTheStranj]

Man it's these kind of dank-ass fighting games that make me love saturday morning scrublords, lo

[@MarlonMacielBrando]

This fucking game is almost as hype as Dong Dong never die.

[@Jonadiah13]

Sam's reality-bending divekick is one of my new favorite fighting game moves, it's so amazing!

[@kaca8916]

You need more insight to see the Great One Liam Cena

[@christopherheck5129]

Ah, Liam, or some say, Liam-senpai...

[@amilyester]

Kaca Ah Liam, some say Cena... As you once did for the vacuous Touhou... Grant us big dumb big moe eyes to cleanse us of our gaijin idiocy... The Nep Nep... Of course! AWOOOOOO

[@drdiabeetus4419]

Jesus fuck, this got SUPER hype SUPER fast. Like, I thought they were about to end when I heard that double KO but the video's only half done?! What is this? This is almost as hype as Dong Dong

[@MrSonicDoctor]

This game is amazing. I await for the Dong Dong Never Die X Jackie Chan Fists of Fire X Brief Karate Foolish game.

[@cubansupreme]

21:33 ANOTHER BEST MOMENT? GOOD GOD JACKIE CHAN FISTS OF FIRE!!!!! YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! NBA Jam has nothing on this game when it comes to being on fire like that. you can't extinguish fire of this magnitude son.

[@Toptom924]

15:04 The biggest mic red line Wollie ever did, muh ears XD

[@Akudi]

Holy shit, this video was fantastic. There's nothing like the Scrublords where they have fun with what they're playing, AND there's crazy shit happening on screen.

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

This game is a masterpiece. I’m expecting a sequel here

[@YoungRhide]

WHY IS THIS A SCRUBLORDS?! WE HAVEN'T HAD A FISTICUFFS THIS HYPE IN A LONG TIME!

[@kempodragon22]

Holy shit this is some of the best this channel has ever produced!

[@DSMTheEditor]

17:08 BEST FINISH EVER

[@maylonfultz1278]

This was genuinely the hypest episode of scrublords Ive ever seen

[@shupasopni]

You need to see Dong Dong.

[@4Wilko]

That hype ass 00 seconds remaining double KO!

[@misterb3577]

17:13 - The Moment the Hype was too much to handle...

[@luisgonzalez7781]

How could my Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire possibly be this hype?!

[@JosephXFS]

This by far is the best Jank fighter play through I've seen you guys do. Matches starting at 13:50 and 15:10 had me dying laughing.

[@xombiegriffin]

Dude, that intro gag with the ghost hurts my little babby soul.

[@Scream_Lord]

Liam is no longer in this intro because, as we all know, he went to the Andromeda Galaxy.

[@orpenq]

what is all this HYPE in a scrublords?! is this the return of DONG DONG?!

[@Captain_Ironblood]

I haven't been this hype for a Scrublords since Dong Dong Never Die

[@LieutenantAmerica]

My God, he's being Benoit'd.

[@fishbiter9409]

Pat and his waluwinkas.

[@RedMage138]

Why is this mislabeled as Scrublords?

[@Neostrius]

0:13 I can still hear the ghost of Liam in that audio. It's subtle, but it's there. He's still with us, always. Every step you take, we'll be watching *You*Tube.

[@admiralpepper6933]

Are you sure this should be on Scrub Lords? This is the most *_HYPEST SHIT_* I've _EVER_ seen, ever since Dong Dong Never Dies told me to never judge a book by its cover! Also I never knew John Cena's gonna special guest star on Scrub Lords today.

[@RexcorJ]

Jackie Chan alone made this a Friday Night Scrublords for maximum hilarity. These near-EVO moments turned it into an outright Fisticuffs.

[@PepsiMan666]

All these animations are way cooler than they have any right to be.

[@DarthSironos]

Man, I thought this was a cute little not too violent family friendly Jackie Chan fighting game, then 15:02 happens, holy fucking shit that took a sudden turn!

[@PollyGlodd]

"You're getting better!"

[@Cooldrew100]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE CHANNEL

[@ViolacTrough]

This was the fastest 30 minutes of my life.

[@evandake5017]

As a person living in the Midwest United States, the fact that this comes out on a Friday afternoon really fucks me up

[@Xunkun]

Truly, we ARE the forgotten cookies.

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

All this time and I still want to know why some characters look like aliens with their colors. The best I could find is they wanted to change their look for this upgraded version like Hyper Fighting. There's got to be more to it though, otherwise they'd just change one color. I wish I could interview the developer at the welfare office.

[@sxstrngsamurai13]

just so the zaibatsu knows...your laughter is best medicine :-) Thank you for entertaining the crap out of us all these years!!!!

[@nicholasdevereaux5684]

Liam senpai has let down his ancestors without even being there. May his ghost cookies appear to redeem him eventually.

[@jojonoa3590]

For a Scrublords-level game, the hype in this video is STRONG. I APPROVE. 👍

[@Somescrub]

Is it just me or does Jackie Chan not bleed?

[@klombernzx]

Somescrub Jackie Chan cannot bleed or do fatalities.

[@Shiratto]

Gods can't bleed

[@RavinFox]

Somescrub It was too graphic to be included. Jackie was melting off everyone's genitals whenever his thumbs up win quote was too close.

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Just like in real life. That's why he does his own stunts.

[@josephbrocato636]

Reminds me of that Tim and Eric Sketch "Quick! name 5 characters in this game that aren't Jackie Chan!" "Uh, Sam, Kim-Maree, Lau, Jackie Chan-" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[@priest_of_syrinx]

It's game like this and Dong Dong Never Die that they have the most fun with. The bad, broken games with mysterious systems. And I love it

[@RhysClark97]

pls remind me why this isnt just a fusticuffs, i havent seen you guys this hype since tarkus 17:05

[@Professor-Badger]

how is it that this game is one of the hypest games I've ever seen

[@PipScotland]

Sam vs Lau was HYPE AS FUCK. awesome video guys my local arcade actually used to have this game the demos were fucking awesome to watch always made me play it but I never got decent at it

[@djdexcat]

When I see this game, all I can think of is Joel from Vinesauce getting the error screen to the tune of _Don't Stop Me Now._

[@cantbearpuns7439]

Everystep you take, He'll be watching YOU.

[@PalKiba]

Guess Liam finally became his full John Cena form. Can't see him anymore..

[@xxxxxMAGUSxxxxx]

that wast the most intense fighting game i ever saw

[@varietywiarrior]

CAN I PLEASE HAVE A GIF OF THAT GUY FLYING ALL AROUND THE SCREEN AFTER THE EXPLODING ROCK BOTTOM?

[@N00BSYBORG]

Hmmmm. I main Jackie Chan but I don't think I'm gonna have a shot at the Jackie Chan Pro Tour 2017 unless I switch to Jackie Chan.

[@Shadar22]

This half assed intro change is perfect.

[@mememaster-pj7xn]

Ahhh friday night, my favorite saturday morning.

[@Mista_Phantom]

why isn't Uncle playable yet

[@TehComs]

Mr Phantom Knew this game needed one more thing...

[@bizzarejelly5818]

Did they accidentally put this in a scrublord this game looks rad as fuck

[@tikiux5]

Woolies confused face is one of the things in this universe that warms my blackened heart.

[@Koyol]

You put Liam back where you found him right this instant!

[@xXcloud99Xx]

They did, that's why he ain't here now...

[@MiaowGaiGar]

They did put him where they found him. Off the channel.

[@MrsAikahime]

QUICK, NAME FIVE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN

[@envynoson]

Chan Jackie... wait a minute.

[@angelriverasantana7755]

MrsAikahime Lau, Thornsten, Sam, Mysterious Lion and Kim Maree

[@charaznableplays2110]

MrsAikahime siegchan(siegfried)........wait

[@miserableoutcast]

There was a Liam here.... It's gone now

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

Jackie, your fists are on FAI-YAAH!

[@Mememan420_69]

Edward 'Ringabal' Desiderio One more thing!

[@dcung8833]

BURNING!!

[@seancetheblade1351]

This is pretty damn good for a scrublord ep. The Jackie with the 5 orb super is 5 animal fist. The other forms I'm not sure of

[@shizangfilms]

21:36 When the DVD logo finally hits the corner of the screen.

[@DotDusk]

We need to establish the relationship between Jack Chan lore and blowberries. God damn it, Pat.

[@TsurugiLover]

I have been waiting for too long for them to play this!

[@dantr14]

Truly the barrel is bottomless

[@thepickles8833]

Shy Gals sure as hell ain't bottomless.... mmmm...

[@dantr14]

The Pickles yes they are they don't wear pants

[@theAZenf1sh]

This is among the legends of Dong Dong never dies, so hype!

[@CaffeinatedKing]

These fights actually got super good towards the end. Jackie Chan never disappoints.