John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

[@turdmuffins88]

How nice of John to show up at his barber shop and perform for us.

[@kayoticmind]

🤣🤣🤣

[@martaschumacher9502]

Baby J❤

[@propogandalf]

Love this reference

[@hockeylegend50]

haha funny CAN I GET A HAIRCUT???

[@samuelhamblin7535]

@@turdmuffins88 he needed one too!!

[@yvettevandermolen2455]

I love that this guy blazed through a yearslong, wildly successful career while fully high and still managed to look barely over drinking age, then had two children in barely three years time and aged two decades. I never thought I'd see an old John Mulaney, but here we are. I'm so glad you made it, sir.

[@desireejones1097]

@@yvettevandermolen2455 🤣🤣🧓👴 Hilarious and true!

[@lauraanndekker7396]

In fairness, he also watched his wife go through breast cancer.

[@colinr4860]

and also looks like he got jaw and/or chin implants

[@ays162]

So we all can see the implants in his jaw right

[@samarittan9308]

I noticed he looked mature finally. I think he looks super hot. I like him at age 42 (still looks 35).

[@bub5842]

"we tried everything including towel" LMFAOO

[@LB-on8bs]

Ima go oldschool and everytime someone gets sick recommend them to try towel

[@KeepinItReal1313]

@@LB-on8bsthat’s pretty Much what anti-vaxxers do. “Screw modern medicine, We should try methods that they used back when measles and the common cold were death sentences”.

[@johnlabus7359]

I thought that he was going to get back towel at the end where he was talking about his grandfather and being in rehab.

[@seagreen917]

LOL

[@propogandalf]

​@@johnlabus7359Ooo that would have been good

[@ailynrenee1796]

He finally hit puberty! It's only been like 30 years, good for you Tiger Mom!

[@dietotaku]

he looks like he's transitioning into dennis quaid

[@YellaBellaReno]

@@dietotaku😂😂😂

[@johnhummer1064]

No, that's all the drugs

[@thunderousapplause]

that was disappointing. He just did his set. I've seen his set before. I know he has a new baby. He must be exhausted. Why didn't someone else write the monologue for him?

[@misterkevinoh]

The tall child is DEFINITELY looking worse. STOP BURNING THE CANDLE ATBOTHENDS

[@oohbabydoyouknowwhatthatsworth]

anytime i watch a monologue, i like to pay attention to what makes the snl band laugh. at least in recent memory, this one saw the hardest i’ve seen maddy rice chuckle

[@jaredf6205]

Yeah, I always watch her, you can tell when she doesn’t approve of the host lol, she didn’t like Shane Gillis haha.

[@shakespeare1599]

First SNL of the new season I’ve watched (largely because it had Mulaney hosting) and…..no James Genus on bass???? Doesn’t feel right.

[@jaredf6205]

@@shakespeare1599 James is on tour with Herbie Hancock but will be back soon.

[@shakespeare1599]

@@jaredf6205 Ah, I had no idea - thanks for the info. But he’s a super talented dude so doesn’t surprise me. Good to know he’ll be back though.

[@michaelgm88]

Sometimes I wonder if it’s because they probably already heard the set?

[@jameshamilton1469]

Those high, feminine hips are getting back at him for all the smack he talked back in the day.

[@scottyPsychotty]

Noooo!!! That’s the thing he’s sensitive about!!!!

[@JoshWitte]

And all the smack he did yesterday

[@carina9295]

hipps don’t lie

[@TabethaAurochs]

@@jameshamilton1469 Hips are such vindictive bishes

[@chrissy24-7]

52 and I have a torn hip labrum. I feel a kindred spirit in John.

[@TabethaAurochs]

I could listen to this man's precisive enunciation all night long! 💐💜

[@carina9295]

GIANMARCO!

[@rex-racer]

For real. His comedy is so clean, in a literature kind of way. Like, I almost expect a recitation to open or close out the act. _It was the best of times; it was the worst of times._ “Dickens, my man, may I call you Charlie? Apparently, you’re still a tad confused about how it all works. It’s either one or the other. Uh-huh. I see. Are those three Christmas ghosts in the room with us right now?”

[@elaztec.aztecca]

Ditto!

[@TabethaAurochs]

@@rex-racerYes! Also, he put on his reading glasses to show that time had passed...

[@TabethaAurochs]

@@rex-racer As a BA in English Lit, I feel comfortable outing Mulaney as a fellow BA in English Lit. Yes, I also am a Musical Theater major at heart, but like John, I'm aware that my musical abilities begin and end at "can carry a tune...?"

[@SuperDanMan11100]

How very progressive for this tall Asian American woman to be married to a Chinese Vietnamese woman, have two kids together, and live with his in-law.

[@weliketopretend]

😂😂😂

[@progidy7]

I'm pretty sure John married so he could tell racist jokes and not feel bad about it. His appearance on Seth Meyers was just him pointing to his mother in law and then doing racist voices.

[@SuperDanMan11100]

@@progidy7 The Tall Asian American woman part is referring to an older bit in one of Mulaney's stand-up specials where other children thought he might be Asian American as a child and how his voice made sound like he was a woman over the phone while he was growing up.

[@willp.2007]

STOP normalizing racism against Asian Americans like the Covid attacks

[@lllll99999-f]

haven't had high expectations for opening monologue these days. John met this low bar

[@michaeljacksin9367]

my grandpa was a kid in the Great Depression and he doesnt buy shirts with logos on them because its free advertising and I kind of fuck with that

[@morgenlefay]

This is how to be fr

[@javi08]

"Mom fell." "I fell, it hurt!" 😂😂😂

[@merkinidgit]

That one hit a little too close. I had three hospice patient falls to follow up on yesterday, and add to that number four when I fell on my front porch heading out to go assess them! 💃

[@notbot2648]

It's nice to see John looking so good and in a better place in his life

[@lml656]

His face looks quite different. Did his jawline change?

[@farber2]

His ex wife put up with years of his shit and got dumped.

[@thedrzoidberg4559]

is this sarcasm?

[@lifeinflight7778]

Jaw and/or chin surgery

[@r8v3nnunya27]

He's clean and sober now and at a healthy weight. That's why his face looks a little different, plus getting older.

[@Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night]

I’m always happy to see John Mulaney! He is one of the few people who can still make me giggle like a kid and I want him to be around until I am too old for everything!

[@thatawkwardchannel]

crazy how just a few years ago his bit was about not having kids and now it's all about his kids

[@filthybonnet]

I always think about his ex-wife in relation to that. Like did she want kids and just wanted to wait a bit but then he decided yeah no over this.

[@angi216]

He just needed to find the right woman to cheat with 🙄

[@kirineo666M]

@@angi216 why does it piss you off to see someone happy?

[@user-dn6fw1ss1c]

@@angi216lest we forget he also has used both wives for racial/religious fodder, like the amount of Jewish jokes he made about his first wife and now Asian jokes about his second. It's lazy and doesn't bode well.

[@stephenholmgren405]

Years ago when I was in rehab, we talked about how much we admire John Mulany, a former drug addict like us turned sober famous comedian 👏 Happy to see him thrive 😀

[@nadiamccall4311]

When I weaned myself off of alcohol and drugs by myself at home I didn't think about famous addicts for inspiration, I thought about the few stories of regular people like myself who got sober and stayed that way. They are my inspiration. I don't even know some of their names. But I wish I could thank them and that they could get accolades for what they did. Instead, people only thank the famous ones.

[@boujiebarbie3198]

Wishing the best for you too. I don't know what addiction is like but I know what feeling trapped by something is like. Anyway, best of luck to you

[@propogandalf]

​@@nadiamccall4311Good for you, but your tone is condescending. If thinking of famous people like John who got through it helped them, that's great.

[@carina9295]

he and Pete

[@SupercellSucks]

His best material came from the days he was using.

[@jennymulinaro6036]

I’m 1 of 9. Ages 18-41. Literally 9 Catholic adults, just walking around.

[@AmazonEnforcer]

Sounds like Catholics for Kamala.

[@robgronotte1]

Catholic fertility rates obviously haven't kept up with modern medicine. Glad you made it though!

[@AmazonEnforcer]

Sounds like Catholics for Kamala.

[@samanthab1923]

I have 11 Catholic Cousins from one fam. Outlived both parents. All have their own kids except the oldest.

[@SD-zz4ov]

Thats so 1940s😭

[@Charlezard.]

John Mulaney looks like cocaine works as a puberty blocker. He finally, truly quit, and then 2 years later finally grew into his adult body. Lol

[@saint-miscreant]

nah fam he just got jaw implants

[@zoren1900]

He's handsome

[@desireejones1097]

Wow. I almost didn’t recognize him. To me, he’s always looked like a college freshman. This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney, where he actually looks close to his actual age. Not a criticism, just an observation.

[@samfrank3999]

It means he’s healthy

[@exad0]

@@samfrank3999 Dunno man, he has the drug twitch in his left hand.

[@lml656]

Buying a new face will do that for you.

[@CoachRudi1]

@@exad0 no he’s just showing off his new wedding ring… I have to admit it was hard for me to hear him say, “My Wife!” and know that he wasn’t talking about Anna

[@deljay1840]

@@CoachRudi1 I just discovered the reason men say 'My wife.." is because the phrases stay true even when they change out the woman.

[@bubwal23xifan]

Please let Hader show up for a Stefan sketch

[@martinsimonea4228]

That would be ICONIC.

[@arch_dornan6066]

Why?

[@Suzz60947]

Yes! In fact, I'd like to see Bill Hader host.

[@samanthab1923]

Just realized Hader is with an Asian woman as well

[@canaisyoung3601]

No, but they brought Pete Davidson back for those weird musical sketches.

[@charlykuecks]

My Mormon grandma's grandma was one of 17 AND THEY ALL SURVIVED. No polygamist wives, no diseases, at that point you can field a baseball team... And their opponents!

[@jennhoff03]

Holy guacamole! That poor woman!

[@hewitc]

Religions do what they can to increase membership. Keep those tithes coming!

[@vidwatcher365]

Your grandma’s grandma’s pelvic floor didn’t survive

[@waleskagracia4891]

It’s so great to see John looking so well, happy, with his own family and his career doing well again. Love can find a way.

[@RumblesBettr]

Hell be back on the juice well get him back

[@waleskagracia4891]

@ why would you say something like that?! He has a family! Wish him well! You want him to risk his life and the wellbeing of his loved ones and go back to abusing substances so you can get, (checks notes) laughs. Screw you.

[@RumblesBettr]

@ yup. Clowns entertain. Dont want to then dont be a clown. Simple

[@waleskagracia4891]

@@RumblesBettr who hurt you?

[@RumblesBettr]

@ not drugs lol im not that weak

[@bretth404]

“I’m gonna get my hip replaced… and my mom’s gonna give me a ride home.” I died

[@butternuttt]

"too old for the oldest thing that ever happened."

[@heath6327]

"he was born in 1902. That's a long time ago. even back then they knew that was a long time ago"

[@KayRose0]

"No one's looking for 9 new Catholic adults to just be walkin around" Such an unhinged but true line

[@ChipCain]

Makes my heart happy to see Mulaney looking this well and thriving.

[@ivanreiss]

That Willy Wonka & Chocolate Factory reference almost went over my head 😂

[@williamdusseau7583]

My grandfather was too young for WW1 and too old for WWII. My dad was a Nazi killer in US 88th mechanized recon troop in Italy. My mother a Naval officer. Mulaney is top notch talent. My Philippine Island wife is 4'9".

[@BullShark-i2z]

That’s an odd description of a WWII Allies soldier.🤨

[@bigol9223]

Wtf where did you find that filipina giant

[@beachpreachr1894]

@@BullShark-i2zthis entire post is odd.

[@kootrell]

I don’t know what else to say but ok

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

@@beachpreachr1894i find it to be fascinating and quite wholesome

[@jesussaves2043]

Salt and Pepper Diner is still one of the best sketches of all time

[@musiclove4635]

Definitely. We were lucky enough to see him in Chicago where he did the sketch in 2017. Epic.

[@thegodofpez]

John’s monologues always hit. Love that he keeps coming back! 6th time? Just a matter of time before he hits that 10 mark!

[@tejaswoman]

No, no they don't. The first one was fabulous, second one was great, seem to recall the third one was pretty good. It's been nothing but downhill since then.

[@rarad.3793]

I'm not a big SNL watcher but i ADORE John Mulaney! His monologue was spot on 🤭😅 not only is his delivery hysterical ,but his voice makes it that much better , all i see when he talks is his character on "Big Mouth" "Andrew Glouberman" 😂

[@CarlyndraTM]

Love that we're in John Mulaney's luxurious hair era

[@bmichael1165]

Luxurious wig era

[@zoren1900]

​@@bmichael1165 jealous

[@arbozaliyan]

Nurses use that part of hand to insert neddle. Since old folks get stabbed there all the time they use fancy bandades to cover it.

[@christofferjenzen78]

What is this neddle? And the bandade.

[@Tao_Tology]

*bandaid

[@elmsyrup]

It's giving Oh Hello. banDADE.

[@merkinidgit]

As an aging RN myself, collagen loss makes elderly skin thin and weak. You’re welcome for wrecking the joke. It’s one of my many superpowers. 😉

[@hfield07]

BORING. John's explanation was funnier.

[@MamboKing215]

'...I was in a drug rehab facility' 'Heh heh'

[@ShareholderConnect]

I waiting for him to say his grandpas advice would have been to stick a towel on his head and just shut the door 😂😂

[@JoelApplegate]

This was a Masterful monologue from start to finish. Not one misstep - everything hit.

[@inicioentertainment3226]

John, if you ever doubt if you’re still be funny sober…. Don’t! You are a LEGEND ❤❤❤

[@zoopzoooom]

“You summummumbich!”

[@professorxaviour3649]

He stole that from Bernie Mac

[@gabriellasmith3699]

My great-grandma was born in 1913 and was 1 of 13, but 6 survived passed infancy.

[@Trampas39]

My father was born in 1916 the youngest of 13 who all survived infancy and my mother was born in 1922 the youngest of 11 and all survived infancy. I'm the middle child of seven . I'm only 60 !!

[@jontraz5993]

@@Trampas39 your family reunions must be packed!

[@Trampas39]

@jontraz5993 you'd think however most emigrated to the states or Australia. The depression World War 2 1947 establishment of the irish Republic Birth of the modern era 1954 Civil rights Moon landing War in the North The emergence of the tech years IVF The end of War in the North the good Friday agreement Smart phones Celtic Tiger years The financial crisis They saw it all Gave my mother an iPad at 90 ..took to it easily A father with vascular dementia receiving total care for free. Family reunions are small myself and my brother and his small family.

[@jontraz5993]

@@Trampas39 i see! Yes, what a tumultuous experience to soak in all of that development. However I do think some adapt to swift changes easier through the years. My grandmother at 84 handles her PC as any kid today would.

[@Trampas39]

@jontraz5993 good for her . Love that Wish her well and continued happiness

[@tatijaye173]

"I just wish Grandpa were here" There is never an age where you stop missing or needing your parents. Seeing your son go through this terrible time not being able to help him, and all John's dad wanted was his own dad

[@olggg9740]

That was a good old stand-up. Fantastic

[@RumblesBettr]

Really?

[@kennaoleary4333]

Can you imagine having him around all day? I bet he can turn a dental appointment visit into a virtual “stand up” routine. Oh hello😂

[@RumblesBettr]

Hes nor funny

[@helenryan5217]

@@RumblesBettr Mick Jagger, is that you?

[@RumblesBettr]

@@helenryan5217 yes

[@NadiaGirl1]

No cause he’s a cheater

[@helenryan5217]

@@RumblesBettr "NOT funny!" I thought so.

[@fishinmagician89]

“I’m still doing wife jokes, just different wife jokes!”

[@Khushi-Shah]

Where does he say that ?

[@jameslaupan6499]

Hey, I worked in East Troy, Wisconsin! Nice place! Please everyone, if you have not yet voted be sure to get to the polls on Tuesday, WE AIN'T GOING BACK!

[@joejoe-vm1fj]

Good point, this has been the worst administration in the past 40 years!

[@Collin_J]

I've been voting as often as I can but Goodwill just put the Halloween costumes away so it's taking a lot longer to make new disguises

[@esme2199]

I love him I missed him 😭😭

[@angielott83]

He’s been a favorite of mine for YEARS! It’s good to see him happy and settled from what it seems!

[@angielott83]

He’s been a favorite of mine for YEARS! It’s good to see him happy and settled from what it seems!

[@traviso7810]

His family probably misses him too.

[@esme2199]

@@traviso7810 oh my god stfu 😭😭😭 he got divorced we get it

[@MarsCapone]

Hard to do since he’s a 5 timer+1

[@jessetorres8738]

Trivia note: The 10th U.S. President John Tyler served from 1841 to 1845, & he had 15 children with 2 women (though some didn't survive to adulthood). Tyler had 1 of his sons when he was in his 70s, & that son had a son in his 70s, & that grandson of President Tyler is still alive today (180 years after Tyler left office).

[@interstate366]

That grandson also had an older brother that died in 2020.

[@Chris-rg6nm]

And that child is you?

[@petecoogan]

Well, get him on SNL

[@DrumlineArchives]

@@Chris-rg6nm no, it was Albert Einstein

[@stevegand]

The more you know. 🌈

[@randysavage1011]

“Even back then they knew it was a long time ago” is Hall of Fame 😂

[@nannerz1994]

I love him I'm so glad he's doing excellent and he looks so healthy and He's still one of the funniest comedians ever

[@StatusNull]

All the love for John. Finally living life as it's meant to be, family and friends. Still working hard also though. Good stuff. Love to see it. The demons of certain substances catch to many of us off guard, we just need to be helpyful and supportive with people around you getting away from that. Words are one thing, words can feel useless(as an alcoholic myself). Being a person to take the time to hang out and give a person a time or reason to stay away from those things are much more effective. Words of support don't mean much sadly. it's a nice ... gratitude. But then that person goes back alone to their place and their mind, and gets about to using again. It's not monitoring them... it's just hanging out and giving a reason to do something else, something better, instead of delving into that pit alone.

[@katiemooree]

“He was too old for the oldest thing that happened” had me laughing so hard. This was my favorite episode, maybe of all time simply due to the amount of funny sketches and Chappell Roan

[@wowzers1237____]

Wth. He went from John Mulaney to Jaw Mu-liney.

[@pftittl]

He is always hilarious. Saw him in Bakersfield when he was honing his standup act after getting out of rehab. He was brilliant.

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Well, this monologue was as awkwardly hilarious as I expected it to be.

[@TheGoldenApex]

Ikrrr hahaha😂😂😂

[@thenerdyblackgirljournal8850]

It would have been dope if SNL had a cast member of the Saturday Night movie host. I am always super happy to see John Mulany though.

[@MarsCapone]

🤞

[@brooke8567]

Movie sucked!

[@thenerdyblackgirljournal8850]

@@brooke8567 So?

[@beachfan1278]

I used to like John Mulaney. Im glad he's doing better after rehab but that short Asian joke was not funny at all, just very offensive.

[@ninamo3523]

His superiority is always super cringe.

[@MoMo-rx4zr]

I don’t think it’s offensive if it’s a joke that we make about ourselves. 70% of filipinas are below 5 feet

[@NadiaGirl1]

What do you expect from him who has a side peace that said mean things about overweight people.

[@chadd990]

For all of the red pill comedians wondering why his joke about his half-asian wife being short is funny; it's because it comes from a place of love. When you say that Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage, on the same stage where serious politicians are saying that they want to deport anyone who isn't white, that comes from a place of hate. John Mulaney is a man of class, watch him and you'll learn something. Also, John Mulaney, I'm your super fan, I love you so much. I was hooked the first time I heard your "whats new p-word cat'" special on comedy central. I then became more obsessed with you when I learned that we both had addiction problems for the same thing at around the same time. But then I heard that you were dating Olivia Munn, and I just want you to know that I know a doctor who is willing to take your face off, and replace it with my face ... off. It's totally legit, trust me bro. Iisten. My father was a catholic, but he was an Italian catholic. You can trust me.

[@kylebarreira]

Ya it wasn't funny at all. This is super lame comedy

[@fargozoto1491]

John Mulaney is hilarious and so is Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony definitely loves to troll, and I don’t understand why he agreed to be on that stage, but he is the creator of an incredible comedy show and is an incredible joke writer. He’s elevated unknown comedians of several different races and backgrounds. Get off your fucking pedestal, no one cares.

[@marcynoona]

It was racist, not funny. I turned the show off at that point.

[@robgronotte1]

@@marcynoona OMG, saying Asian women are mostly short is so horrible I got the vapors and nearly fainted! 🙄

[@camchangfilms]

@@robgronotte1it didn’t bother me because it’s a race joke, it bothered me because it’s a cheap one

[@adliwazeer]

whoa, he married again and with 2 kids?? I remembered his specials about not wanting kids with his ex-wife 😂😂

[@cacovie]

He knocked up the mistress while he was still in rehab.

[@adliwazeer]

whoaa

[@gpag12]

I always base my enjoyment for the host monologue on how much the sax player enjoys the host monologue

[@zentec010]

John is a great stand-up I love his Netflix shows would love to see him live.

[@RumblesBettr]

Nah

[@jimmysaff]

East Troy,WI native here. Wild to have my home town mentioned on snl.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Yeah Mulaney's still got it but I just want to give a quick little spotlight to the percussionist who steps out in the back right of the band the last five seconds before the endcard like the Phantom of the Opera and then starts beating a tambourine with a stick like it owes them money. I love you, thank you for your service.

[@heathercreates]

This is such a John Mulaney thing to say.

[@sharronfoxx69]

😂😂😂

[@MazzieMay]

Man. You guys. Anne Marie didn’t and doesn’t want kids. John has always been Maybe and People Change. They weren’t even living together in 2020 and she didn’t know about him going to rehab, the people that saved his life didn’t invite her to help. Their marriage was over well before we found out, well before Olivia, well before rehab. Relationships end, that doesn’t mean they weren’t sincere when they happened. Move on, beloved; John and Anne Marie have

[@Jeffo193]

This is what I've been saying, people assume that all of the information was released immediately! I'm not saying John getting into a new relationship and having a baby less than a year post-rehab was a good idea, but it seems to have gone all right so far!

[@TrentinaNE]

Why can’t he just be honest about the timeline then? “I went to LA in the spring and met a woman…” Your kid was born full-term in November, dude. You fucked in February.

[@RichardGreer88]

Who the hell are all these people lol

[@RumblesBettr]

@@Jeffo193terrible idea. 42 with a new baby isnt smart

[@glitterypieceofmind]

​@@RumblesBettrmy mom was 41 when she had me, we're both pretty happy with that

[@kraigpearlman3283]

Great delivery! John Mulaney is better than ever!

[@beaudwayful]

Dude I'm 55, it don't get better John...

[@RichardSanchez137]

When I see him all I can think about is how he treated Anna Tendler.

[@NadiaGirl1]

I agree after that I cringe

[@jackielamay6431]

I love John Mulaney. From the first time I seen him hosting Saturday Night Live, I thought he was hilarious. I watched all of his standup comedy shows over and over again. The first time I seen him was in the headless horseman sketch on SNL, after that he became my favorite comedian. Love you John!

[@michaelwesterfield9350]

What a great monologue. Personal empathic entertaining. I’ll give his Netflix special a look- see now.

[@musiclove4635]

You won't be disappointed.

[@feilinyang9213]

As a 41 year old comedian, it’s so lame and lazy to write jokes to make fun of Asian peoples height. Ha ha that’s so funny. I have never heard about this before. John Mulaney is so smart. 😅

[@filthylittlepureblood6412]

As a 20yo unemployed student it's so lame and STUPID to be this petty over such a silly thing

[@kirineo666M]

o wow! someone is using a silly stereotype for comedy! something comedians are known for! .....if Jimmy O. had said something like that about his mom no one would bat an eye, shut up

[@JLIV461]

Wow, and I thought I was young to have my hip replaced at 56. But, so glad I did. Easy as can be and improved my quality of life immeasurably.

[@SharonVlaar]

Same here at 60

[@Blech-h9z]

How did that happen? My hip hurts. I'm 58. How do you get a new one? My Dr isn't on board with it.

[@evelanpatton]

I’m not normally a fan of his but I always watch his work, and I think this monologue was one I could get on board 1:33 with the whole thing. Looking forward to continuing to see his work expand. 😊

[@PEIRDO777]

I see John Mulaney, I click.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I get that comedians get their material from real life experiences, but dammit, everytime a comedian starts riffing about their kids, their comedy gradually gets worse. I wouldn't bring my kids up, I don't want them to grow up hating me, and Bernie Mac's the only one to make it funny.

[@kylearmstrong21]

Every season John hosts it's always 50 times better than every other SNL. Because he can write and is genuinely funny.

[@KatherineMeow-r2v]

This is my first time watching him doing standup comedy. I love how he speaks, which is very powerful and infectious

[@boardaspen]

Really? Oh you are in for a treat! Go find his past specials!

[@musiclove4635]

Look up the Salt and Pepper Diner. Pure genius.

[@KatherineMeow-r2v]

@@boardaspen I'll check it out🤗

[@KatherineMeow-r2v]

@@musiclove4635 Thanks!

[@NN-re7cy]

Oh you gotta go binge watch/listen to all his stand up specials, he's hilarious. 😂🤣🤣

[@justanotherweirdo11]

2:09 Yeah Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory lives rent free in my head too.

[@kailalavender17]

It's good to see John Mulaney and congratulations to him and Olivia on the 2nd baby, they been through a lot in health.

[@rufarojunior]

He’s back 😊🥹this gives me happiness ❤

[@cattheminion]

I'm offended that he's the same age as me. Like how has he had a whole long ass career and i'm just sitting here with my autism like O_e

[@jamesalexander8872]

Your autism is all in your head. An excuse on a silver platter. Get over it, ignore it, deny it, crush it's existence, and get on with your life.

[@RumblesBettr]

Dont make it about u 😂

[@heathercreates]

Don’t listen to the other reply, do whatever the hell you want with your comment and your autism.

[@odoylerules4503]

because you don’t use your trauma and shortcomings to fuel ambition

[@RumblesBettr]

@@odoylerules4503 lol

[@AceBoone05]

Love it! This cold open was great!

[@interstate366]

This was a great monologue. I might be crazy, but John looks like he’s slowly turning into Norman Reedus before our eyes.

[@jeffs6090]

I thought he was looking a lot like Harry Connick Jr.

[@hobbesthegoblin]

I thought he looked like if John Leguizamo and Steve Buscemi had a drug baby and sent him to rehab for a while and they gave him a new suit on his way out the door

[@lifeinflight7778]

Seems like he has had jaw and/or chin surgery

[@s.t.5993]

Remember the stories about his exwife in New York? Yeah listen now about his new wife

[@usernotfound7481]

0:26 Good to see my red headed girlfriend again

[@MarcYanruw]

Excuse you. That's my red hair girlfriend

[@maxq96]

I love it when comedians actually tell jokes

[@brownkemosabe]

Ah, I've missed this tall child!

[@bainiksan]

So relatable, at 34 I have had medical bs going on, only recently was able to stop using a wheelchair, now I use a walker, and I do help my mom, but it's mainly for my own excercise 😂

[@kismypencek6185]

Its nice to see a healthy recovery of a famous funny person🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏

[@ceonixx2924]

Saw him perform this exact bit at my school’s homecoming comedy show. Wild

[@aaronmyers5970]

"I FELL!"😂😂😭😭

[@eyeyayayay]

That is one household chock-a-block with proud Asian-American women.

[@desireejones1097]

I guess the first wife got the Dick Clark ETERNAL YOUTH PILLS in the divorce. 🤣🥳🤣

[@filthybonnet]

She deserved them. He did how many bits about her, she was the one who had to put up with his relapses and then he just dumped her when he got completely sober, not even wanting to work on the relationship.

[@marissarentschlercomedy]

My Chinese mother overheard me watching this video and said, “I don’t think he’ll last very long in that Asian family. He’s such a crazy white guy. I don’t know why that Chinese-Vietnamese mother let her daughter marry him in the first place.” And I said, “well his wife is in her 40s, she’s a grown ass woman she can do whatever she wants.” And my mom said, “oh that’s why, she’s in her 40s, just marry anyone. Marry this crazy white guy for 5 years and then divorce him.” Now my father was white, so I think these comments are less directed at John Mulaney… and more a reflection of personal experience. But it’s funny to see her projecting all that onto this tall child.

[@jessetorres8738]

Baby J is on the SNL stage for his 6th time!

[@Anonymouse428]

I was raised catholic. My mom is one of ten kids and my dad is one of twelve. All survived into adulthood.

[@RollForImprov]

Always love Mulaney's monologues

[@Kiblaster]

Wow he killed it that was as hilarious as I remember him. Good for him I hope he gets a new special with this kind of material

[@inesbetancourt6450]

The best and most crucial open I have never witnessed. We will win Kamala!!!🎉❤🎉

[@michaelplauche9901]

She’s going to win NY, that’s obvious

[@michelleserletti4110]

Yeah,every serious presidential runners go on SNL absolutely ridiculous and nothing about her is funny

[@ZaharaV999-tl1er]

'Nobody's looking for 9 new Catholic adults just walking around' lol

[@jqueen1380]

He looks great! Saw him perform in Columbus last year and very much enjoyed the show. So happy he’s doing well!

[@pricerowland]

I like the new John, he's still got the spark of humor but doesn't have to hide himself as much on stage.

[@7monolith]

THE GOAT!!!

[@faithnicole5310]

My whole family is from East Troy, WI! Crazy thing to hear such a small town referenced on SNL!

[@potatoesforlife1234]

If John Mulaney's grandpa was still alive, he'd be feeding ducks at a pond... because he was over by the bench!