The Joys of Marriage - Saturday Night Live

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Married men lie to their friend, Chris, about the joys of marriage. Aired 12/05/98
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[@mck1972]

This has got to be the most brilliant use of passive-aggressive anger in a comedy sketch ever!

[@payableondeath9091]

💯👏😝

[@janicesorgenti3247]

Yes Indeed

[@Cspspack]

I’m a marriage counselor and I’m totally going to show this to my clients because that is exactly what most of them expected marriage to be.

[@hittingnote75]

Never been married and after watching a minute I realized they might mean the opposite of what their saying.

[@hittingnote75]

I know it’s a comedy show but if marriage is like that maybe i need to be a bachelor for life.

[@peterbach1126]

That sounds professional AND helpful !

[@Nomadcreations]

@@hittingnote75 Take heed Single guys bcz also in my state any way the law reads and pretty much a quote here-in : When the man signs the marriage license he is "VOWING to pay every bill the woman ever comes up with!!! & if You know what alimony means then You understand!!! & Hopefully You Understand why Men get Screwed in Divorces!!! Plus In a "Domestic Dispute = FIGHT Cops belive women over mens stories more often!!! which is discrimination but hey the same govt that states NO Discrimination can also DISCRIMINATE Themselves ALL THEY DESIRE!!! Marriage turns the Dominant Personality of the two into the controler & Men into wimpy two faced liars!!! Some men say they are happy but read the latter comment bcz also Word definitions change while in marriage also!!!

[@420Stoner66]

as a marriage counselor , you should tell your clients: A man marries a woman hoping she never changes. She always does. A woman marries a man hoping one he will change, but he never does.

[@davidvalensi8616]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met.

[@VinnySimonetti]

that's fucking hilarious 😭

[@vitaniweapon413]

So after you met you weren't happy

[@mcdickassass]

@@vitaniweapon413, you're quick 😂

[@davidvalensi8616]

Time to give credit to Henny Youngman for this joke.

[@RyanPedersen]

😂

[@the406seadonkey6]

"Before I met my wife, I was incomplete. Now I'm finished".

[@brodieyake7735]

"My wife is a real battleaxe."

[@JohnnyDouchbag-nr5yf]

You know who loves his wife the most???? U guessed it , Frank Stallone!,

[@babyboiperu]

I’m a marriage consultant I consult with married clients on some crazy things, the other day a client by the name of John Doe asked me how he could get away with cheating on his wife of 12 years. I gave him excellent advice and everything is confidential. For a service like that I charged him a 30K retainer which includes up to 10 consultations and direct calls and texting for 1 month. My client was extremely happy with the results. In another case I had a client retain me to help her spice things up in her marriage, she was in desperate need to try to spice things up in order to salvage a relationship which she felt was coming to a fast end. She’s a beautiful stunning young Ukrainian model and her husband is a successful retired entrepreneur in his 70s who doesn’t value her the way a traditional husband values his wife in a traditional marriage so this client was a unique case which required a 50 thousand retainer. My client was static at the results and she followed up to tell me that their marriage has been ultra spicy since our consultations.

[@GSMIDALIVE]

Legend has it this is the only sketch Jimmy Fallon never broke character in.

[@jeffreylorien6687]

I thought the same thing

[@victorhopkins4080]

Seriously waiting as I’m watching but now I know

[@inventorcreator7267]

I know it sounds stupid...but I like that he does. Some of that shyt is funny and breaking character just adds it's that's funny and hard not to laugh. If he faked breaking then f that!! Laughing is good. more cowbell is worth laughing extra cause he broke! Why hold it in!

[@asherperkinsmusic2767]

I've heard that Will would get angry if Jimmy started cutting up. He'd tell him to take his job serious and not steal sketches with cheap giggles and cuteness. I'd agree with Will, the giggling is obnoxious.

[@GSMIDALIVE]

@@asherperkinsmusic2767 Will and you need to lighten up.

[@mistermister2085]

The amount of truth in this sketch.

[@vizn9118]

Yeah, comedic, sarcastic truth. It's not the same for everyone. Marriage is an emotional thing. Logic has nothing to do with it. See what I did there?

[@slamex]

I was chuckling away then I was like... "oh shit... this is starting to sound familiar"

[@solis2163]

@@slamex I loved your comment!👌👍😁

[@RKar2009]

"It's almost scarey how much you want to spend time with her family for holidays"...Too funny!

[@the_metznerd]

What makes me happy is, this skit makes me feel like all married dudes are going through the same thing.

[@dirkjackson8939]

Yep, I'm right there with you. The crazy thing is, my brother and good friends all told me not to do it. I should have listened.

[@jayscards8640]

We all are.

[@stevemckenna2834]

All the old guys at work told me not to and that “ oh but I’m sure you’ll be different “ 😂😂😂 … I should have listened 🤦‍♂️

[@jakeseeley2712]

God bless married men lol

[@Francois8011]

Yep, we’re all in the same (sinking) boat!

[@markdubois3614]

They forgot to tell him you will still hear about mistakes you made decades ago!

[@solis2163]

That is a good one👍😁

[@slabbusterrtr7690]

Yep never the good stuff I done only remember the bad shit even then day and time it happen lol

[@ka-powUSA]

Those are the worst!

[@jasonjason5184]

That’s why I never married, always making mistakes, I would hear it in the grave for eternity 🪦

[@AcapellaNutella6]

I knew my wife for 33 years and was married to her for 9 of them. She told me almost daily how happy she was. One day out of nowhere she said she had really been unhappy for years and was leaving. Never again. Ever.

[@SpaceAndroidz]

😢

[@stevepeterson8694]

They speak a different language. I'm still learning

[@stevepeterson8694]

Don't let that stop you from finding happiness in someone else. As long as you have happiness in yourself then nothing can stop you

[@user-bd5md5cm2j]

There all sycho

[@I-Teee]

There’s always a new one out there that will do way more stuff. Find her.

[@sudhirpatel7620]

"Should we tell him the truth?" "Nobody told me. Screw him." 🤣 Everyone should watch... Married with Children.

[@DK-ox3ox]

Married with Children may be a little over the top because of the humor. Nothing is handled with any serious concern. But that's fine, that is the concept of the show and it's intent was to put humor into family issues that in the real world would not be handled in that fashion. However, between MWC, Roseanne, That 70's Show and All in the Family they portray the average American family and marriage with more accuracy and realism. I'm sure there are more but those are favorites of mine. Some shows do an accurate job on the marriage to a point but go further with the drama and over do it with deception, but that is the intent of those shows. Daytime soap operas are a perfect example. It would be nice to see shows like MWC and All in the Family made today but younger viewers couldn't handle these shows because they would be offended.

[@elthomas_]

poor children

[@vizn9118]

No TV show is a replacement for real life. The issue is that some people are exposed to solid marriages while gowning up, while others are not. Fuck TV as any kind of suggestion about how families really work.

[@davidvalensi8616]

Take my wife, Please!

[@tedlampros9612]

will ferril always looked liked a 45 year old lol

[@SarahLizDoan]

Yep!

[@NaomiCantora]

Always! 😆

[@brunolopesmello1986]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hueyandmo]

And always will.

[@JohnnyDouchbag-nr5yf]

Now he looks 70

[@fatmayo2293]

"Until I got married...I had no idea how much fun it was too talk about money." 😂

[@armageddonready4071]

It’s fun to talk about money, when your well in the black.

[@freezerburn9138]

Another great thing about marriage is you get asked questions every time you make a move.

[@robertferguson2468]

My wife just left me Monday. I got back from a trip and she was gone. This skit made me smile. Thanks

[@user-gk6ft7dk4m]

First year is tough, then literally to the day - you start to live again.

[@mangafq8]

Consider yourself lucky

[@dustinpollard6237]

Congratulations!!

[@macdaddy111]

Congrats!!!

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

vince just staring at the cue cards the whole sketch lol

[@jetsamperes5762]

yep, someone told him 'don't worry it will totally seem like you're talking directly to Jimmy - its called 'forced perspective'.

[@Logan_Baron]

Yet on the videos of the new episodes commenters claim that that's ONLY on the new episodes and they never used to do that.

[@dongillis1500]

Somebody should of showed up to rehearsal

[@DanielBoonelight]

hmm. english class too!

[@englishwithviviana]

It's insulting that they think we don't notice or care!

[@innertubez]

Married and divorced men are like “hahaha- yup”

[@ejw1234]

hahaha

[@hazelatwood2292]

AND divorced women are too.

[@-bubby9633]

Why any man gets married is beyond me

[@CaptainWeirdBeard69]

@@hazelatwood2292 - Sure, Hazel... sure.

[@K4R3N]

Cheers

[@thechest77]

My god the truth bombs. I left my ten year marriage three years ago. That's three years of peace, tranquility, anything I want or don't want to do. It is glorious. Never going back.

[@movie30000]

I'm sorry it didn't work out. Do you think society itself had an underlying impact versus you or your ex spouse?

[@thechest77]

@@movie30000 I can't speak for society but she came from the "Sex and the City" generation so we had no chance of making it lmao

[@shahxad6533]

@@thechest77 yep 3 years of peace. it's good that u r outa that Toxic marriage. & i think that staying in marriage " has become an impossible thing . first People find the perfect Partner stay with them, hang out with them for a few years & When they Marry, they're still not happy. i dont understand

[@pesokpesok]

i bet you already married and she is different

[@vi2623]

Blissfully divorced for 39 years … never looked back … never, ever will marry again. Freedom ROCKS!!! 👍🏻

[@bossgandy]

"Nobody told me, screw him" LOL

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"

[@natedogg4116]

Brilliant!

[@skiburnski7543]

Lol!!!!

[@enviroawareness]

This may be the most incredible snl sketch of all time. The fact that jimmy fallon is sitting next to will ferrell the entire time without breaking is truly astonishing.

[@montymorningstar3576]

Marriage is what you make it 😔🙏🏿🤣 entertaining though lol

[@whatisahandle221]

Well, it’s what you two make of it-together. Add in kids, complicated or significant job investments, other serious circumstances, etc., and its then how you to each and together handle those issues.

[@truthandfreedom885]

So immediately after marriage they start wearing sweats socks and t-shirts so you need a tin snips to get at them or before marriage it was a thong only to bed every night. Immediately after marriage the nagging and bitching increases tenfold and the sex is absolutely zero at least with her husband. Marriage is what you make of it? It's bait and switch and it's the biggest scam that I ever played on men

[@koikoivison4753]

SIMP

[@hamburgermatty]

It’s like a fairytale, Chris 😂

[@fadikisswani6503]

"Nobody told me screw him" i just died

[@sendingloveandhugs]

I always say.., my husband is the biggest pain in the ass. But the truth is, he puts up with ME. We aren’t perfect but we are in this together. ❤️🙏

[@clapforboobies5892]

After my divorce I went to Thanksgiving dinner by myself at a restaurant. I was surrounded by bored couples as I reveled in the silence.

[@99jeep1]

Divorce was the best thing that happened to me! Married life is for suckers!!

[@gregory46236]

After my divorce, I got a hand job an Asian massage parlor

[@MICHAEL_MAY_8]

@@gregory46236 it's actually more fun if you do it right before the divorce is final. 👍

[@billmers3219]

@@99jeep1 my wife passed away five years ago to cancer. I will never ever never ever never get married again. I like how Kramer puts it ..marriage ... there man-made prisons

[@vizn9118]

Clap, if you can really appreciate the joy of unattachment at a Chinese restaurant on Thanksgiving, or even Christmas eve while doing sake bombers, then you have indeed reached "relationship" enlightenment.

[@jeanneriecke8874]

My husband gave me a great life. I woke up one morning, 4 months after we married and I realized I loved my life. Shocker! I had no expectations of that. I had no role models. My parents were married but not like us. My siblings too, did not have a marriage like ours. We were living on the edge of the Pacific Ocean by ourselves, no neighbors, on the edge of a river. He taught me to fish and run a boat. We put in a large orchard and had 3 dogs. I came out one wintry morning to find everything covered in snow. It was like Heather and Conor in Highlander. I think that is what marriage is meant to be. It makes you love your life. You have to be the right person and marry the right person. Hard to do...We had the same things everyone else complains about, i.e. family, money problems, etc. The piddly things just fall away.

[@ConstantChinner]

Do you REALLY think most men get married thinking they married the "wrong" woman? The problem is the courts/laws/justice system/media/society favor women. They get TOO much for divorcing/cheating. They have it too good.

[@jesseforce9933]

I love this message. True love is real. It's just not everyone is capable of loving someone more than themselves. (By thinking about what the other person wants and working on yourself to become that.) I hope you guys are going strong and still together for many years to come.

[@d25102]

This is wonderful to hear! Wishing you both the best in life

[@LaMiGrAFrAnK]

Nice dream

[@marcalvarez4890]

Ditto...theres minor irritations and fights, but mostly I'm just happy with my wife and child. I like to say to her, "Thank you for my life." Without her, i wouldn't have someone who loves me every day, and an amazing child, great dog, and live in a wonderful place. Marriage is, for me, WAY better than dating life. Its the single most important decision you make in your life ....Better make it a good choice.....and defend it with good decisions daily.

[@1fcvproducciones]

What a great episode of How I met your mother!

[@paulfarmer663]

lollllzz

[@Impala-nh2qk]

Yeah, SNL's version is better.

[@alexisrodriquez8510]

Shut up

[@jacobstevens9845]

@sayvar44 he’s the only reason the show is watchable

[@TheMaxORyan]

@sayvar44 Barney was the best thing about that show you fucking weirdo

[@dankemp1]

“Marriage is a wonderful institution…but who wants to live in an institution!?” 😅

[@jimmymcnulty9189]

after marriage the guy in the middle became jimmy fallon and we had to live with his late night shows.

[@dmitrriy]

This is some Game of Thrones theory type of shit you're onto, man. Meaning this might very well be true.

[@passing-by-here]

and his very much genuine laughter

[@AbhishekNag666]

"Fuck you, Jimmy"

[@helenacorreia7613]

Jimmy McNaughty

[@ejisloco1051]

After marriage the guy in the middle will over laugh at the slightest low key joke and more often produce the fakest laugh ever

[@sunshinecloudy]

Freedom. You don't know how sweet it is until you lose it. The Government can't force you to get married. The Government can, however, force you to pay alimony and give up your house.

[@bman6502]

I was pulled over the other day, and the police officer asked me; “didn’t you see me behind you? “ I told him yes I did. And then he asked me, “then why did you continue to speedway?” I told him that my wife had runoff with a police officer two weeks ago and I thought it was you trying to bring her back.

[@raj-cr4nl]

Trading your hopes and dreams for hers.

[@dmcarden]

So damn true!!

[@dongillis1500]

Truth

[@vizn9118]

That's where the idea goes wrong. Marriage should be a logical and financial decision, not an emotional one. Love should be beside the point when thinking about marriage!

[@dongillis1500]

@@vizn9118 if you use logic and financial issues to determine a marriage, if your a guy, you quickly decide its a bad deal. A LLC or a independent contractor makes more sense.

[@traceyclaver6076]

Skinny Mosby in the Middle, Fat Barney on the Left, and Fast-talkin' Marshall on the Right at MacLaren's

[@jabalimohamed1983]

I like your observations

[@bluceree7312]

Dullest sitcom ever.

[@happinebob5872]

Great show

[@NaomiCantora]

Yes!

[@alihyder3924]

@@bluceree7312 ratio

[@KaizenSteelDrums]

And people wonder why I've never been married at 43 years old.

[@billyheaning]

Same, brother. 43 here. Not a day does by where I’m sad that I’m single. You cross a point in the road where you stop getting lonely and you just get used to the freedom. I actually resent it when a woman tries to impinge on my freedom. I’m a wild stallion, baby, nobody can tame this horse! Hah hah hah.

[@alexandradominguez38]

"hey I love my wife's mother!" I just spit my tea out 😂

[@inamartina9985]

It was so funny right 🤣

[@alexandradominguez38]

@@inamartina9985 said no one ever! 🤣🤣

[@cityhawk]

Actually my father did. My father hardly knew his own mother, but he grew to see his mother-in-law as the mother he never had. He spoke of her in reverence and respect. I know it’s the exception.

[@jp6548]

If you want to be treated like a 5 years old or become a pet, get married

[@rawk0241]

Another great thing about marriage is that you dont have to forgo any of your most basic prior privileges like hanging out late or deciding what can still eat. Your wife wont make you follow any little health fads or tell you what to wear. Its like you were born a slave and marriage sets you free. Thats what marriage is like.

[@vaynsia]

Maybe it’s your marriage that’s so awful. Horrible woman you got apparently.

[@vizn9118]

LoL. I laugh because your sarcasm is evident, which is funny/comedic, but also because I will never succumb to such limitations!

[@hazelatwood2292]

Well done.👍

[@trishna_6815]

you're a grown-up, and divorce is a thing

[@rawk0241]

@@trishna_6815 you're a grown up replying to a 4 year old comment and life is a thing

[@woodentulike2no]

I finally realized how great single life is! But by then it was too late...I was married.

[@donnis618]

I can relate lol

[@refilwepitjeng1592]

Lmao! "The sex is so great... You fall asleep in a spoon position."

[@ckn711]

It’s scary how true this sketch really is...

[@dreitsch]

My wife and I have been married 55 years. The best 40 years of my life.

[@crispinp-p397]

I have been married for 50 years. With the wind chill, it feels more like 60.

[@hayes99]

Damn what happened in those other 15 years

[@Nomadcreations]

@@hayes99 He lost Honesty & Word definitions.....

[@shakz5]

Ted and Marshall chilling with Will

[@briankiernan7501]

Bang on :L

[@cgh7337]

Absolutely Nailed It!

[@doreen4996]

i LOVE WATCHING VINCE VAUGHN IN ANY SKIT OR SHOW/MOVIE THAT HE IS IN.

[@nospam3327]

My brother tried to talk me into getting married once (he's twice divorced), I just started laughing. My mom tried also, I said, "Mom, you're divorced." She said, "At least I tried!!" Lol

[@mandlakoopedi1316]

😂

[@BreakerBreaker1320]

You live in West Virginia? LOL…joking It’s all about how you write something.

[@nospam3327]

@@BreakerBreaker1320 or how you read into it ;)

[@mwloos1]

Got out of the first 17 year marriage relatively unscathed. Lesson learned! Never going back.

[@myklmusic]

Marriage was so fantastic I divorced to calm mySelf. Now I can breathe again.

[@Catherine-wn8dh]

This is why I'm never getting married it would break my heart if I dedicated myself to someone like this only to become the person they refer to as their ball and chain.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

If ya ever change your mind.......... I'll be honored to have you as my ball and chain. 😍😊😁

[@ChumbiShema]

Same sis

[@englishwithviviana]

That's funny, Catherine, their ball & chain. Had never heard that. But in my language (Spanish) the word for "wives" & "handcuffs" is the same: "esposas".😜

[@ConstantChinner]

Yeah it would break his heart to have to pay YOU alimony after YOU cheat on and divorce him.

[@MrGbustamante]

So dont be, just be the same person he dated

[@frenchgoldenboyfan]

Scary how accurate this sketch is !! Lol

[@leonard7065]

god, one of my favorite skits.

[@ralphpruett649]

i keep rewatching this one

[@hunter3333333]

It's soooo true!!!

[@dickhitswater4836]

My wife and I have been married 4 happy years. we have our 25th anniversary next month

[@dongillis1500]

And the best part of marriage is when you end up getting a whole lot of cash, you don't have to figure out a way to hide it so you can go buy that red sports car and hide it at the job parking garage and take it out on the weekends, "a short trip to the grocery store."

[@mck1972]

And it's not like you have put any thought into such a subterfuge yourself, right? :-)

[@veronicalane1458]

Lol Truthin’

[@EtreTocsin]

This is why I feel sorry for guys. They have no thought process when it comes to selecting a mate. So misery awaits.

[@sonofhibbs4425]

Yes.

[@kevenvaldez2565]

“ no more filling up the ice cubes “ haha so 1900’s/2000’s 🤣☠️

[@DoseDailyOf]

One of the best sketch of SNL :)

[@JIMJAMSC]

As a single pilot I flew a lot with a married man who I got to know well. He paid his wife through college, breast implants, new car... After a long week he flew home and waiting was a dear John letter and a empty condo. Took a week off and friends and I took him to Myrtle beach to decompress. He was non stop ranting about "Never, ever get married and proceeded to list the negatives for the entire time. I semi retired from aviation at 54 and NEVER got married. The rest are on wife #2-4.

[@WillConley]

Decompress. Got it.

[@macdaddy111]

I have no idea why anyone would be stupid enough to marry a 2nd time. lol Like being tortured once is just not enough for some people I guess.

[@mysticalanna]

Should we tell him the truth? Nobody told me, screw him! Nice one!

[@theman1412]

Jimmy Fallon didn't break character and Vince Vaughn couldn't stop looking at the cue cards

[@403greenstreet3]

Lol this is hilarious, im married tho & its amazing. I have never felt better in my life & and there is no sarcasm in that, dont be put off by the misery of others...great marriages do exist and when you marry the right one it only elevates you.

[@javamurniadi6520]

I am reporting your comment under "misinformation"

[@403greenstreet3]

@@javamurniadi6520 hahah nice one

[@Ponce417]

lucky you u found the unicorn

[@403greenstreet3]

@@Ponce417 Thank you 😊 yea I did, she is a incredible woman. Stay positive and never settle for less than you deserve 🤜🤛

[@ConstantChinner]

@@403greenstreet3 I hope you made her sign a prenup LOL And keep an eye on her phone.

[@as-xb6gv]

Am watching this so I dont cry

[@ryebread447]

"Nobody told me- screm him!" Was perfection 😂

[@MOkkOMeN]

Best one so far

[@TonyTezer]

My married friends always try to advise me to marry and enjoy the blessings and joy of married life. Then I ask them why are you hanging out with me way past midnight on a weekend rather than thier home alone wives 😊☺ it's a scam.

[@deutschesmaedchen]

Tony Tezer Tezulastiran probably because they are their own person who can enjoy spending time with their friends, and isn't attached at the hip of their spouse? If you're in a happy relationship of any kind you don't need to spend 24/7 with your partner.

[@Redneck1923]

Because we the marriage guys need companies someone that have a same life experience :( los.....

[@hamedkhalilian6882]

Don't ever marry

[@omarokinawa4743]

Tony Tezer Tezulastiran haha

[@omarokinawa4743]

Hamed Khalilian lol especially twice

[@trailertrash2147]

Best advice I could ever give someone getting married, or thinking about it: don’t.

[@Adrian-fe8js]

Every line here is hilarious 🥺😢😭 😜

[@marcuslong9761]

Proof that this show actually used to be funny.

[@detailsmove]

top tier sarcasm

[@citizenburque7328]

I will say kudos to all those truly happy married couples. It’s what we all really want anyway

[@newhistory9754]

This is sooo good...too real

[@xanjosantos7915]

This is not a skit, it's a PSA.

[@arkarnyuntwai7173]

W.F: Nobody told me, screw him. :D

[@sbjennings99]

Awesome informational educational video experience Y'alls God Bless Y'alls 🙌 🙏

[@torridd]

Best end line of any skit!

[@nicomoreno5028]

Marry the person you vibe with before you're married. Spend a long time getting to know each other. Communicate. Discuss the things that you appreciate as well as the things that you don't. It's up to you to find balance in your relationships, and to realize when someone won't find balance with you.

[@LaMiGrAFrAnK]

Nobody asked loser

[@WillConley]

Female.

[@mohamedalikhlifi9772]

i am a single guy but i keep watching this video almost everyday XD

[@rayyana.8538]

You watch it every day as a reminder to stay single? lol

[@mohamedalikhlifi9772]

@@rayyana.8538 and meanwhile i got married :)

[@rayyana.8538]

@@mohamedalikhlifi9772 congratulations! Then you can confirm that life is not pure bliss lol stay happy!

[@sajateacher]

Congratulations

[@rebelalliance6762]

​@@mohamedalikhlifi9772 let us know how true you find this sketch now, before & after marriage!

[@marquisgt]

100% how marriage actually is.

[@lindathompson4770]

Too funny!! They should have followed up with the girl's talking version!

[@loganhogan953]

I wish I had watch this before I got married

[@WillConley]

We wish we had ears to hear before suffering.

[@zazoreal5536]

this is so brilliant xD

[@justoldog]

If hadn't left a crappy marriage. I would have been dead of cancer or a heart attack by now.

[@marcoselx]

Why didnt I watch this video before? Fuck.

[@deded846]

Marcos Bernabeu Sáez LOL

[@ronrolph]

Too late for me too . . . Damn

[@unmuzzledunicorn6974]

I knew all the truths but I did it anyway.. damn the luck.

[@JM-dq9uc]

@@ronrolph i'm thinking the same 🙁

[@David-fw4ly]

40 y/o guy never married and no kids living life as a physician making bank. Life is good! Did I mention I have a cute little 19 y/o girlfriend.

[@SharkBoy87]

I encourage them. Nobody told me, screw em. The most accurate line ever spoken.

[@sajateacher]

I woke up this morning at 5am feeling sad and lonely wondering why I’m not married with kids, closed my eyes, and drifted off into a nice, blissful sleep for another 3 hours. Terrible, isn’t it?

[@johndimond2491]

They nailed it, especially the part about old Girl Friends.

[@AliceBrazilLlamas]

Slow clap. Hahaha. This is brilliant.

[@ekremgokhan5070]

Those are magical words....nobody told me

[@TheIzzi104]

"God I jus wanna run away"

[@astreetproduction5923]

got that ending on repeat lol

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

I got blessed with a low conflict beautiful wife... it's not all hell. Knowing yourself well and knowing your future partner well and talking through and coming to terms with expectations and how they likely won't be entirely met is very helpful...no panaceas for marriage, but they can be great. Hard work, but great.

[@jonirving5606]

I am happy for you, Johnathan. I failed twice. But I never claim that marriage as an institution is BS. It's just not for everyone.

[@truthandfreedom885]

Young men deserve to know what they are signing up for. That's all I'm saying. Perhaps ask a guy whose been married ten years what's his sex life is like? I could go on with a heck of a lot more

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

@@truthandfreedom885 Yes. Expectation setting is super super important. Your sex life, your emotional intimacy, your conflict, your self-sacrificing will all be very different and a lot harder than is often expected. But it can be so so good. Not just happy or whatever, but building and grounding and deeply joyful (and painful)

[@chasemice]

Like attracts like 🙂

[@truthandfreedom885]

@@johnathanrhoades7751 I never understood what depression was like . I couldn't grasp why people just couldn't stick their chin up and be grateful , tough it out and move forward with the gift of life. Then I got married. I totally understand now.

[@donovanjones4175]

Kramer also said, you’re doing time man! How was yer day? Ida know, how was yours? No, no not for me. 30 seconds of wisdom.

[@mikeprater7756]

"All the fighting stops." Aight, I'm calling bull lol

[@deniseseifried3403]

So true!!!

[@trentcooper2625]

I told my grandfather that I was getting married . He smiled and said , " Good. Why should you be free."

[@FromCouchto]

Just recently celebrated 6 years of marriage, I wish I had seen this clip beforehand 😂

[@rayyana.8538]

Celebrated or mourned? lol

[@Mississippian]

Not too late mate. Go ahead and divorce her if she's such a burden to you.

[@NihilSineDeo09]

Make the most of it, instead of jumping ship like all the cowards

[@lifeiswonderful22]

@@NihilSineDeo09 I'd rather be free than brave.

[@NihilSineDeo09]

@@lifeiswonderful22 Man is not meant to be alone, but to have a woman by his side. I'm not saying that marriage automatically brings happiness, but as a former bachelor I can attest that I'm way better off with my bride of 11 years. She brings out the best it me. And the kids she gave me are out of this world beautiful, even if they get on my nerves once in a while. Anyways, to each his own, be blessed!

[@steverodgers8425]

If you want to experience alternate realities get married!

[@georgekot6377]

@Steve Rodgers I so loved this comment. Thumbs up my friend.

[@johnnywlittle]

😂

[@katherinemooney4396]

Best times of SNL!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️