Saying A LOT of Things as Sans

Prepare for your dose or memes and screams
[THUMBNAIL ART]
*ParadoxShifter: / paradox_shifter
[MUSIC]
*LiterallyNoOne- sans waiting in the hall of judgement like: / sans-waiting-in-the-ju...
*LiterallyNoOne- megayosh-vania: soundcloud.com/literallyno1/m...
*Toby Fox- Your Best Nightmare: • Undertale Ost: 079 - Y...
*Toby Fox- Megalovania: • Undertale OST: 100 - M...
*Toby Fox- Sans.: • Undertale OST: 015 - s...
*LiterallyNoOne- Teminite & MDK- Space Invaders?? [Mastered]: soundcloud.com/literallyno1/t...
*Kevin MacLeod- Trio for Piano Cello and Clarinet: • Kevin MacLeod ~ Trio f...
*Super Smash Bros Ultimate- Battlefield: • Battlefield [Ultimate]...
*Toby Fox- Snowy: • Undertale OST: 017 - S...
*LiterallyNoOne- Golden Sins: • Golden Sins
*Toby Fox- Shop: • Undertale OST: 023 - Shop
*LiterallyNoOne- TheFatRat- Megalovania: • TheFatRat - Megalovania
[SOCIALS]
*Twitter: / revtrosity

[@Ryan_Reynolds]

Sans: *intensely boiling water* Papyrus: "Sans what are you doing?" Sans: "I'm making holy water" Papyrus: "How?" Sans: "I'm boiling the hell out of it" Papyrus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"

[@notme263]

“You know what sans? Continue. You clearly need it”

[@aidenbrevans6045]

Papyrus be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY GOD SANS STOP!

[@bruhbean2359]

@@aidenbrevans6045 HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE!?

[@FiSH-iSH]

@Mineçrafter 250 Y’ever heard of a function called *“copy+paste”?*

[@bruhbean2359]

@@FiSH-iSH oh

[@firewallfighter]

Sans: _Why is there a "d" in "fridge", but not in "refrigerator"..._ Papyrus: *Sans it's 3 AM, go back to sleep.*

[@yootdoot]

sans: all odd numbers have an e

[@evanbongiolatti2133]

Sans: if I put my hand in something invisible, will my hand become invisible or will it just be there? Papyrus: *SANS SHUT UP, LET ME SLEEP Jevil: wanna have a chaotic time? Chara: you wouldn't mind if I killed your pet rock would you? Frisk: I had a nightmare, read me a book Papyrus:(unholy shouting)*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@baguettelefeesh5561]

W h a t

[@i_hate_cyrus4113]

I fixed it. Refridgerator

[@potatoballoriginal1350]

Sans: *Eat a burger instead cuz it 3 am*

[@Oatmeal_onpaws]

I love how papyrus has a voice that everyone can agree on but for sans it’s like: “Accent” “Patrick star” “B O T H”

[@CaptJDavixx]

I've heard Papyrus sound different in my day but it's always in the same vein of consistency meanwhile Sans has had a multitude of voices that is always relaxed and that's it. Papyrus: the humans are in the walls.... THEY'RE IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!!!

[@sharonlynch1552]

dude thats creepy

[@illusionxooltapoun4202]

Papyrus: Sans, What's dark humor? Sans: Knock Knock Papyrus: Who's... there..? Sans:Not dad

[@thecolorpurple6401]

*Holy shi-*

[@Shattered_Spirit]

I hope this gets used

[@_LanceBanawa_]

whats next lol

[@chocokeeper1015]

Oh damn I remember tokyovania now *🎶Knock Knock?:3 Who's there? Not my laughter '_'🎵*

[@aubroendagreat709]

OoF

[@bloomishere3095]

Sans: *makes pun* Papyrus: “this is the police! The Joke is to terrible” Sans: *cocks gun* “IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-“

[@-fell.down-the-stais2568]

Rickety Roll, I will now YEET your soul =-=

[@user-wk1ne8re9m]

ree

[@xxgachamysticxx4547]

Don't you mean it's......TEARable?

[@rageoholicsm4353]

XxGacha MysticxX *sigh*

[@user-nn7ip7jg3t]

Sans😄😊

[@ladyterror4663]

I just keep laughing at the “open sesame” one. It seems so in tune with what probably goes on with a daily basis between the two.

[@XTFrisk]

6:35 huff...puff... is that... is that a JOJO REFERENCE!???!!?!

[@disintegrating_circuits]

Sans: Got your nose Papyrus: What’s a nose? Sans: I- don’t know

[@cryptix3608]

So is this ur joke?

[@sillydrama5249]

XD

[@OwlieDoesNothing]

Eyyyyyyyy asdfmovie

[@MrSurrealism]

What’s a nose? *Nobody nose.*

[@dagangreacts5148]

OMG YASSS

[@foggyxires]

Sans: Why is there a “d” in fridge but not a “d” in refrigerator?

[@chaosable]

Cause they are different genders

[@BlueMoon56832]

SANS GO TO SLEEP

[@STB4G]

the american revolution

[@SJC82]

i can put my d in a refrigerator

[@its_unbearable]

JC82 good to know

[@eclipse4118]

Dam.... It's been three years since this was released, I remember the good old days of these types of videos, I'm glad he's still doing it.

[@yourlocal_Bloodmoon518]

Okay, here we go: "It's a beautiful day outside." "Birds are singing." "Flowers are blooming." "On days like these. Kids like you." "Should be sleeping! It's 3 am! And on a school night geeze kid. Your gonna have a bad time keeping your grades up!" "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?" "The snowballs." "Wood fired pizza, how will pizza get a job now?" "Get off the stage Sans!" "I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was... "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" "UGHHHHH!" "The existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon, these are the... Elemelons" "SANS SHUT THE FU-" "What do you call an old snowman? Water." "Hey papyrus." "Yes brother?" "Do you know what happened to that Italian chef?" "Oh no, what happened to them?" "They...PASTAway!" "...." "Bro?" "Get out." "But this is my hous-" "GET. OUT." *Reminder: treat every reset with enthusiasm!* "I'm super depressed!" "Sup kid trick or yeet?" "Yeet?' "Yeet it is." *throws out the window* "Hi welcome to Grillbies." "SAAANNS!!" "Yeah?" "Where is my battle body?!" "What?" "Where. Is. My. Battle Body!?" "I uh, put it somewhere." "Where?!" "Why do you need to know?!" "I need it!!" "Is ketchup an instrument?" "ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ" "So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues* "Sans what are you doing?" "So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues* "Sans?" "So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues* "SANS!" "So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool." *Continues* "SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS!" "911 what's your emergency?" "I-I can't find my brother." "Well where did you see him last?" "Well I last saw him in the ball pit last, but when I went to the party room, he was missing." "AAAAA, SANS HELP! IM BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLORFUL SPHERES OF EVIL!!" "Microwaves be like MMMMMMM" "More espresso, less depresso." "Maybe it's the way you're dressed." "Do you wanna have a bad time?" "Dō yoú wißh to häve añ unførtunàte expérīeñce?" "I @SK ¥0U IF YØU ĀRË CÃPÄBLÉ TÓ ENGÄGE IÑ A TE®RIBLÉ EXP€RÏEÑÇE FØ® YØU®SÊLF ÃÑD Ī B€IÑG THE ©ÃÙ$Ë." "I SANS THE SKELETON WISH TO ASK YOU IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARED FOR." "This next ones gonna be a bit of a mouthful, are you ready for this?" *Ahem* "Yeast. That's all there is to it, don't think I really need to explain much else." "Sans, the door is frozen shut." "I got it." *Tu tu* "Open sesame." "..." "Well I've done all I can do." "You know grillby.. may- *hic* maybe it's time I should just.... retire y *hic* know? "I'm tired of being a tool for making alternate universes... just look at him over there, he's me... But with hair! nothing *hic* more. can you believe that?" "SANNS stop talking to the oven! You've had to much alcohol!" "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?" "Nobody knows." "Papyrus look a human!" "Where?!" *laughs hysterically* "Oh, yeah, ah ha ha ha, so funny." "Reality is often disappointing." "I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand." "Jevil quivers before him!" "FUCK OFF!" "Tori took the kids.." *Crying* "So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime." "OVVERRRTIMMMEE" "Rickety roll, I now YEET your Soul." "Road work ahead? I SURE HOPE IT DOES!" *explosion* "Sans, where's dad?" "Oh, he went to go get milk an hour ago. I wonder why he hasn't come back yet." Gaster: ☝︎☟︎︎︎☞︎︎︎᯾☮︎⚠︎☹︎☻︎⌫☟︎︎︎☜︎︎︎✌︎☞︎︎︎☝︎ "Finally I can keep some ketchup for myself." *door busts down* "Huh-" "I SMELL KETCHUP!" "AAAAAA-" "Would you rather fight some kindergarteners-" "I wanna fight some kindergarteners." "You see, that wasn't the full que-" "Those kids are getting *s l a p p e d*" "Are you gonna finish that CWOSOINT." "ha ha ha ha ha. I can't read." "All women, are QUEENS!" "If she BREATHES, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!" "You've yeed your last haw." "Wanna Sprite Cranberry?" "Why can't you just be normal?!?!" "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *In smash* "How the fuck did I just end up here?-" "KEYGEIN HEY!" "AAAAAA-" "Okay it's night time, it's super dark and ur lying in bed and your like "Hey, I wanna see some stars" but?..how your gonna see some stars if you have these closed blinds in- in your room we just *Truggle out of bed sounds* "Open the blinds and maybe we'll see some stars out today- AHHHHHH" "IT'S TIME TO STOP, NO MORE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, I'M GOING TO CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, IT'S TIME TO STOP." "I, Sans the skeleton, have a dream." "Hello?" "Hey what's up?" "I need your help can you come here?" "Uh, I can't I'm buying clothes." "Alright, well then hurry up and get over here." "I can't find them." "What do you mean you can't find them?" "I can't find them, there's only soup." "What do you mean *there's only soup*?" "It means there's only soup." "Well then get out of the soup aisle!" "Alright, you don't have to shout at me!" *Tap tap tap tap tap* "There's more soup!" "What do you mean there's MORE soup!?" "There's just more soup!!" "Go into the next aisle!!" "There's still soup!!!" "Where are you right now?!" "I'm at Soup!!" "What do you mean your at soup?!?!" "I mean I'm at Soup!!!" "What store are you in?!?!" "IM AT THE SOUP STORE!" "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?" "FUCK YOU!!!"

[@jellyjoneskids7826]

Oml

[@Enchantedworldlife]

I regret opening this comment 😅😂

[@Enchantedworldlife]

@@jellyjoneskids7826 I know right

[@yourlocal_Bloodmoon518]

​@@EnchantedworldlifeYou shouldn't have done it-

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Its PK Fire not Keigen Hey

[@rinyaskyline]

So just a thought. Jevil: Reality is an illusion. The universe is a game. Everything is... pointless. Sans: Yeah, you'll learn to live with it after the 10th reset or so.

[@aqbitnamedboy]

I thought you were going to say "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

[@nikofoundaniphone1109]

10th Reset? *_K I N G CR I M S O N_*

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

In this reality I get drunk and i talk to a piece of furniture

[@alterr3728]

I know Undertale is dead but this is a great animation

[@rinyaskyline]

@@aqbitnamedboy *Strongly based on that.*

[@megumisdivinedogs]

Chara: *breathes* Sans: BUENOS DIAS, FUCKBOY-

[@crybabyboy9323]

YES

[@maniacninja0000]

Chara: *breathes Sans: BITCH HOW DARE YOU STILL LIVE!

[@medalla09]

How do I change my profile picture pls tell me......also.... Yeast.. Lol

[@ackildelacruz1601]

Jevil: SHES A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[@perlitacatapang4582]

Ur name and profile is Chara ;-;

[@dethnitegaming4178]

I used to play this on loop during covid while I did work. Now I can recite it from memory. I think there might be something wrong with me _red tint and earrape intensify_

[@Victoria42OO]

So the second I start watching, Sans yells at me for being up at 1:42 in the morning? *I love this*

[@enriquevilla6116]

Sans: did ya hear about the man that got his left leg and arm chopped off?... He's dead... he's just dead I'm sorry.

[@FiSH-iSH]

heh.

[@valmanway1844]

The master roshi "H E H"

[@rstg5659]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJDao5SQrMlsipo

[@bruhnova8917]

so cool

[@theinktank673]

Enrique Villa death is funny to me :)

[@honeystream9499]

“Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack” *Distant Papyrus Screaming*

[@coolskeleton9526]

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[@vamadese]

@@coolskeleton9526 PLEASE STOP OR I MAKE YOU DUST PAPYRUS

[@ojie285]

@@coolskeleton9526 -679 hp

[@rainbowplagu3]

“How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain”mami:he could feel it in his bones?”NO HE READ THE WEATHER FORECAST U FRICKIN IDIOT”mami:I hate you. Ink and Error say a lot I do not remember which one

[@soapturtle3358]

Wwe call these the elemelns SANS SHUT THE FUC-

[@sonicchaos-ir9kw]

This brings me back to the days I spent hours watching undertale comic dubs. Thank you and stay determined.

[@KENNY_533]

7:08 they still soup

[@greencopper12]

WHERE ARE YOU ARE YOU AT

[@thereel1_real]

⁠IM AT SOUP

[@greencopper12]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP

[@ace_disgrace3817]

“These are called. The Elemelons.” “SANS SHUT THE FU-“

[@thex5899]

C H O W D E R

[@bread7263]

Shut the Furniture

[@betsyreece3897]

Ck up

[@jellyjoneskids7826]

1:04

[@evelynlu83]

Sans: Trick Or YEET? Kris: YEET? Sans: *YEET IT IS* Kris: dies

[@monika1176]

yeet

[@phoenixdemarino1714]

a story told in 3 seconds

[@jasonhalimz1161]

Hi dies, I am dad!

[@sillydrama5249]

Kris AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD

[@laylathelpsqueen65]

Yeet

[@donny1333]

4:06 this heals my soul

[@nicefloweytheoverseer7632]

Squidward: No, Sans, ketchup is not an instrument. *sans raises his hand* Squidward: Mustard isn't an instrument either.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Revtrosity: I'm going to say a lot of things as every Toby Fox character now Revtrosity's Throat: * You feel like you're going to have -a bad time- *_the worst time possible._*

[@professorgallifrey3061]

And our ears are gonna have the best. Or nonexistent ones if you're a skeleton.

[@sirrink2574]

And i oop

[@kyuafinale]

oh god no my ears

[@goofygoober9557]

Oh hey I saw you in the video

[@bruhnova8917]

So cool

[@RealChaosmaker]

S: Hey kid, trick or yeet? K: Yeet? S: Yeet it is. *Throws Kris out of the window* That's definitely one of my favorites.

[@octoshot5219]

No wonder why someone made a short animation out of that one, its fricken perfect lol

[@scout5988]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6uwqXWPoqyKidU Hey kid! Trick or yeet? Yeet?? Yeet it is! *yeets child out of 10 story house* kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6uwqXWPoqyKidU

[@disappear3514]

Me too

[@infinitespeen3092]

:S :K :S IS that a russia reference?

[@itz.thirteen]

1:45

[@911V3N0M]

This is perfect! Omg the voices are, I don't know if I have the words beyond PERFECTION

[@maribrooks359]

Do you want to have a bad time explained in a complicated way is officially my favourite thing

[@_beanbag_2545]

“It’s a beautiful day outside. Flowers are singing, birds are blooming.. wait a minute”

[@lagitoasooalo9075]

hahahha XDD

[@maryamjohn2716]

My brain just autocorrected it bruh I-

[@Player_ButWorse_AndBetter]

@@maryamjohn2716 B r u h m o m e n t

[@totallynotcam9730]

Somthing aint right

[@reenamiller4489]

This sounds like a blooper for Undertale

[@insekt6069]

Jevil: *exits* Therapist: are you sure you wanna continue you’re career Sans: sure Jevil in distance: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

[@lemoncardboard4354]

Me : * watches while eating popcorn *

[@medalla09]

How do I change my profile pic!?

[@thistle_flowers5018]

Are you gonna finish that croisont?

[@Liv-Zone]

Papyrus just slowly losing his sanity to Sans’ puns

[@masterone55]

4:32 hehe sans go WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pikasome2585]

Jevil in the distance: FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOMM! SCOOOOTLAAAAND!

[@demondame3420]

LOL, meanwhile sans is like "Why me again? why make me the favorite again? just why?"

[@bagofgroceries]

Because Smash Bros, that’s why. Can’t question the almighty Sakurai.

[@bruhnova8917]

so cool

[@aidenbrevans6045]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMM

[@rizzyravage6259]

“I, sans the skeleton, have a dream” **Proceeds to post on Martin Luther King Day**

[@Cesarlmao]

sans = MLK and not giorno

[@Cesarlmao]

@Shweller- TheAnnoyingPerson oh my go-

[@lisacox5712]

Same

[@tamakiamajiki7698]

omg whyyyy =_=

[@Allosss]

0:58 literally me wtf

[@Love_tastic2]

I remember trying to animate a meme for 1:45 around 2 and a half years ago but never finishing it. Coming back to this vid brought me nostalgia

[@greekblade9376]

*Sans sits on a chair, his best friends’ dust around hims as a child tries to repeatedly murder him* *This is fine

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

The chair just slides instead of him dodging

[@54321lupe]

Yet hehehehe

[@_Tizzy_tiz_]

Will you call a person with nobody

[@xxcreepyglitchxx9027]

Sans: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party Papyrus: “sigh” Because he had NOBODY to go with “facepalms” Sans: Nah mate, because he was ugly, fat and no one liked him. Papyrus: STTTTTOOOOOOOOPPP

[@giraffebean]

Love the reference

[@darkanti427]

If Undertale was realistic!

[@xxcreepyglitchxx9027]

Dark anti yup!

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

Hey me why do you have dad’s name?

[@xxcreepyglitchxx9027]

Sans The Skeleton you mean middle name? His name is Wing Ding.

[@Poppycorn.]

3 years later and we're finally getting a part 2, IM SO HAPPY!!1!1!1!

[@sharonlynch1552]

papyrus: why do you like ketchup???? Sans: idk i just like it.......

[@blackthefoox4032]

Sans: *runs into the bathroom with a shotgun* Papyrus: Sans what are you doing S: the light is flickering P: ok so what S: the demogorgon is going to die tonight P: Sans you've been watching to much Stranger Things

[@villainshotaaizawa3080]

Me though

[@villainshotaaizawa3080]

@Itz Shattered Dream Sans :3 XD yasss

[@elizabethemm6361]

We're only 4 souls short

[@blackthefoox4032]

@@elizabethemm6361 it took me a second to understand why you said souls but now i know, because this vid is about undertale.

[@TheatreDeath]

Nathan Reacts you’ve out done ur self lol

[@stefanelena8604]

Sans: Look, kid. There are people who are also introverts, not extroverts like you are. An introvert means that I don't FLIRT WITH EVERYONE AND *EXPECIALLY* THEIR MOTHER.

[@austinthegamest7424]

a nod to growth spurt

[@auroradoesgaming]

OH SH-

[@thesoundisdead3752]

*except + especially = EXPECIALLY*

[@lilactown9778]

*coughs in extrovert*

[@tifa2733]

Papyrus cursing in the background just SENDS me every single time! 🤣

[@jpcnmt07]

5:24 Jestar at the end: You know what 'A NEW DAWN INTENSIFIES'

[@ghazi_h]

*Kris:* Hey Sans? How can I tell if the water is boiling? *Sans:* Try sticking your hand in it. *Kris:* Oh, thank you! *Also Kris: w a i t -*

[@DevilEmoni]

1 min later Kris in the distance: *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

[@cyanity1017]

*well he ain't wrong*

[@jimkumajas8697]

Asriel Dreemurr *_hello_*

[@p1xelbr0]

What the cinnamon toast frick is your profile pic?

[@jimkumajas8697]

P1XEL BR0 Rude but true and funny at the same time

[@AddisonRennick]

Chara: I admit, some mistakes were made. Sans: Some MURDERS were made.

[@the_one_and_only_dot5687]

Frisk:*no more chocolate until you stop.

[@Kuriet]

The player: **makings terrible puns before doing genocide**

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

@@Kuriet *Makes

[@hellfoxwolf14]

@@Kuriet Me: If your gonna make puns when killing all the monsters then blaming it on a dead kid that only has enough determination to talk to you and rewind time.

[@undertale-perseverance]

[ *You explain to Chara that you won’t be giving them chocolate until they stop. ]

[@princefiasco1515]

Sans:this next one is gonna be a bit of a mouth voice you ready for this? *clears mouth* Sans:yeast

[@Rottmnt_fan1]

These are just gold!

[@toastlikes2draw357]

0:25 “On a school night” *Well, actually....*

[@illustricks]

it’s not 4:00am and i’m watching videos instead of sleeping 👀

[@SR-fq2jz]

...yeah...

[@casinopolis]

whos gonna tell him

[@sharonlynch1552]

.... 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@ghost-bh5ce]

Sans: trick or uEEt? Kris:.......YEet? Sans: YEEt it is 1:46

[@notvex3987]

It was so quick and unexpected it killed me

[@DevilEmoni]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6uwqXWPoqyKidU

[@cosmicboi1650]

@@DevilEmoni 👌

[@someguy9083]

if i was kris in that situation i would have said YEET and yeeted myself out the window

[@kingjolteon335]

*A A A A A A A A A A A A A. A A A A A A A A*

[@maxtheboy41]

Its been 4 years and this video still a masterpience

[@RebeccaGallegos-yi7tn]

Sans: it’s been so long since I’ve seen my father Gaster: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I WAS DEAD Sans: sometimes I can still hear his voice

[@mimikyufan291]

Papyrus: I just wish he'd wear pants. Sans: Pants are an illusion. And so is death.

[@tristanhall2862]

@Lili Geiger thats me

[@ScrapM3t4lS0n1c]

Atla!

[@kittycatlucy8171]

sans: guhhhhhhhhhh

[@kittycatlucy8171]

hahahah

[@havecraz]

You just copyed that From avater the last airbender

[@lost_in_space3191]

Sans: *says jokes* Almost everyone: *groans* Me: *Wheeze*

[@santana7827]

Sans SHUT THE FU-

[@joettamayfield3637]

Glad someone enjoys my puns *finger gunz*

[@minecraftsam0660]

Same

[@mr.scottythehotty]

Pffft relatable I can enjoy a good pun After all I’m very PUNny 😀...... This is why nobody likes me ;w;

[@joettamayfield3637]

@@mr.scottythehotty Oh yes. Very good kiddo...very good indeed

[@PERVERTEDSHADOW2K11]

I LOVE YOUR VOICES SO MUCH

[@challengeyt1078]

the last one was funny, good work

[@louispeters5018]

“Drink the espresso to wash away the crippling depresso” “Sans that’s not how it works you need to book a therapy session”

[@chickennugget5487]

Louis Peters “ SANSSSSSSS”

[@prankest7440]

• Artistic Gamer • “WHAT PAPS, IM TRYING TO READ A HOT DOG!”

[@barbmoore2369]

frisk:sans sans:yes kid frisk:go to your dad

[@Idioticproductions07]

NO PAPS. I FINALLY STOPED BEING LAZY AND IM SHACKING REALLY BAD

[@Pyzrl]

Paps: Sans! every sans au: Yes? Paps: **c o n f u s i o n**

[@lol_just_a_jokelol490]

E P I C

[@cportillo718]

Error sans : Y@S2937293

[@sans-yo1zt]

Every paps aus: *Ahem.*

[@9876543214940]

:_

[@breezyd82]

its so true tho

[@mr_skellington2007]

Chara: more espresso less depreso Sans: Im still depressed but now im fast

[@likes2drawstuffs]

This is my favorite video now

[@kris_something]

I love how everyone knows how exactly papyrus sounds like but people interpret sans’ voice differently

[@titanictnt7476]

To be fair, Jevil has a canonical voice.

[@mdalsted]

It helps that Jevil actually has voice clips in Deltarune.

[@notoriousDIP]

And flowey

[@nico_afton4984]

Well sans voice in game sounds like Patrick

[@nico_afton4984]

@@notoriousDIP and mettaton

[@angelfire1156]

Kris: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual Sans: And that means you would have a male partner or a female partner Kris: yep Sans: and that means your bi Kris: yep Sans: so that means if you don't find a partner, you're on standbi Kris:........ Kris: Did you just? Sans: ಥ⌣ಥ

[@onlytanks7649]

or *bi-yourself* 👀

[@angelfire1156]

@@onlytanks7649 Thank you for this wonderful addition to this comment 😂😂😂

[@onlytanks7649]

@@angelfire1156 no problem XD

[@sneevemationstudios8650]

69 likes nice ;)

[@theinsanelycool]

I- *Is this a personal attack or something*

[@FatalError404X]

“Everyone was at peace until the fire plantation attacked”

[@Guest_TheBoy16]

I never resist laughing lol, keep up the good work

[@KC_Garcia]

Alt. Title: saying the most stupid phrases as funny skeleton man

[@CambrianCrayon]

KC Garcia XD

[@valmanway1844]

Makes sense, I think you mean "punny"

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

Alt ALT Title: Skeletal Comic Man Tells Lousy Jokes and Does lot thingies

[@MelonHere20]

Yes

[@joshuasantamaria7924]

Good job for saying that

[@lemonhead1571]

Here's an interaction I thought of. Papyrus: "Sans...?" Sans: "Yea?" P: "Where's the igloo's door-hole?" S: "Oh, it's right there, I drew it with the magic marker." P: "...You were supposed to cut it out with my bonesaw." S: ~Snickering~ "Oh yeah, the bonesaw." *Sans clears his throat. "Uh, I'm gonna go get it." P: "Oh REALLY?" S: "Yeah!" P: "So go get the bonesaw!" S: "Alright, I will!" *Sans walks into the wall of the igloo. S: "...I see the problem now." P: "Oh, DO YOU, SANS!?"

[@tartartaglia7670]

wait was this based off that one drake and josh episode with them getting stuck in a tree house they were building? xD

[@nottheonly1]

@@tartartaglia7670 Yes.

[@sunfizzled7870]

YESSS WE NEED THIS

[@jacobymcguire4928]

Ink and error

[@biomecraft356]

69 likes...

[@danielle6125]

wiggle woggle your brain is no longer toggled

[@irisblytheplauta2695]

Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! -Sans 2020

[@sev-n]

2:35 "Sans, help! I'm being consumed by the colorful spheres of evil!"

[@EBPeridot]

Y e s

[@juliefarrell6688]

O h h a i l y e a h

[@axolotlwithaglock1769]

@@juliefarrell6688 *yes* hail yeah

[@abrought86]

Thanks bruh

[@Regigigas_YT]

Souls of might, fright, sight, light, night, and flight, maybe?

[@daisy_mae2004]

“Those kids are gettin’ *S L A P P E D”* Sans- 2020

[@shamarhodges9499]

Slapped hard.

[@bipbopswap2223]

s l a p p e d kids are good with bbq sause after burning them to a crisp

[@Chxllz69]

@@shamarhodges9499 hell yeah i slapped that kid once a month he gotted yeeted hard too hehe

[@ravenzorsmth]

Y E S

[@TheSkyGuy77]

(Bad times intensifies)

[@Namless_and_TheNamed]

Undyne: now that crazy talk! Sans: that’s not crazy talk, this is! *plays Megalovania*

[@meowuwu11]

1:12 that "Sans, STF-" was hilarious

[@weirdowithahoodie289]

Undyne: I'M GAY Sans: *deep inhale* Papyrus: Sans- Frisk: Oh no Papyrus: Sans no please don't- Sans: HI GAY I'M SANS Everyone: *visible disappointment* (in sans not undyne)

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Sans: I regret nothing

[@_.XY4_4LT._]

Undyne: ummm i’m not Gay UwU

[@sinjin4605]

😆, I cam see Undyne supplexing Sans into the floor...😅

[@scribbler_crowe]

@@_.XY4_4LT._ She's L E S B I A N :p

[@jtk9168]

undyne (idubbz voice): *is in a green suit and jumps off the counter* IM GAY

[@Wassuuppbitches]

“Do you wanna have a bad time?” “No” “Ok have a nice day!”

[@spleensthecat1078]

Very CREATIVE

[@kaizserpokoina9538]

Understandable, have a great day!

[@leilaniferrer3485]

5:05 Sans: I smell ketchup. Jevil:PURE TERROR AND FEAR

[@nothing8492]

San's jokes and papyrus in the background is literally a bone tickling

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Sans: I can't find Papyrus. Chara: I got this. *Inhales* WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO PROM?! BECAUSE HE HAD NO "BODY" TO GO WITH!!! Papyrus: *Bonestrule Intensifies* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Chara: Found him, Comedian.

[@doodleteacup6018]

@Rebekah Brown Sans: What the f- Chara: Finders keepers.

[@khinlattlatthtun518]

ツ SmolNerdySloth ツ megalovania intensifies. Sans: so you have chosen death. Chara: This is gonna be fun. 99 resets later.... Sans: Just give up alread-*sans get slashed* Sans: -_- .... Fuck you.

[@megagamer2418]

“Those kids are getting S L A P P E D”

[@thelunchking4069]

*S L A P P E D*

[@odiodori8762]

Idk why but i smell Davie504.

[@jellyjell0]

S L A P P E D

[@jellyjell0]

s La Pp E d

[@jellyjell0]

SlApEdD

[@elmerhernandez9680]

I'm actually watching this on the school night the first made me gasped

[@theyeszenmama4352]

We need a show where Sans and Papyrus get into shenanigans with the other characters

[@sirsponge9633]

Sans: “Ye haw, Ye haw, avoid murder that is the law” Chara: “no” Sans: “haw ye, haw ye, you have broken the law, so I’ll break your knees”

[@nmnknwn]

@Jasmin Hanna Bobila Do... Do you mean "Privileges"?

[@WaitOfTheWorlddd]

Wait What?

[@notme263]

“If you take one more diddly darn step I’m gonna have to snap your diddly darn neck”

[@kingdarma8081]

Past Sans': *secretly watch this * Hippity hoppity your joke is now my property

[@birdo_is_here]

“ye haw, ye haw, you have broken the law, so i’ll break your jaw”

[@UndesignatedHandle]

Frisk: *breathes* Toriel: skidaddle skidoodle, i will adopt you and feed you butterscotch pie

[@earthwormsammy3810]

.....oodle

[@themaskedman8377]

That didn't rhyme but it's cute

[@UndesignatedHandle]

@@themaskedman8377 me either

[@tetronadionoxide5275]

papy would be like: skidaddle skidoodle if you date me i give you noodle

[@vextoon5128]

@@tetronadionoxide5275 YAS

[@marissagrlica1329]

Paps: where's dad? Sans: he left to get the milk an hour ago Paps: SCREAMS*

[@pizzaeater55jthemakerofpla28]

Gaster Blaster: Sans:What the fuck did you expect it's a giant floating skull

[@rocklee7737]

Sans: * Places yeet on the scrabble board * Papyrus: Yeet? What's a Yeet? Sans: *y e e t* * Makes bones shoot out of the ground, launching the table through the ceiling * Papyrus: *NOT AGAIN!*

[@-fell.down-the-stais2568]

rickety roll, I will now yeet your soul

[@whimsical_andsilly]

XD I'M DEAD! THIS WAS TOO FUNNY!

[@brokenmercenary2736]

Yeet it is

[@nataliekeeler3582]

Me: LOL how could you can make fun of a yest?

[@williamcartertindale11]

Rickety roll I now yet your game board

[@labellachiquita6730]

Sans: hey you heard of the neat thief? Papyrus: oh asgore.... Sans: HE MADE..... Papyrus: SANS! Sans: A CLEAN GETAWAY!!!!!

[@monicaburford9315]

Papyrus: *gaster blaster appears* no more or u will die

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

OK, THE FIRST ONE GOT ME, AS I WAS WATCHING THIS ROUGHLY AROUND THREE AM!

[@bumbabees]

the "IM BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLORFUL SPHERES OF EVIL!!!!" line is the most papyrus thing oh my god

[@BeetleInBoots]

* sans is boiling water * Papyrus: What are you doing? Sans: I'm making holy water Papyrus: How is that making holy water? Sans: I'm boiling the *hell* outta it Papyrus: ........ (If you do a part 2)

[@ykmints.2015]

Lol

[@star2138]

Wait didn’t he do this for Jevil and roulx tho?

[@Thecursedone2]

@@star2138 he did lol

[@thegoldenpro0142]

@@star2138 yup he did

[@jetpackdog3427]

No it goes like this: How to make holy water: 1. Add smol cross 2. Shake well. 3. THEN you boil the hell out of it.

[@cklounge2096]

The fact that the comment was only “why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!” And this guy did the whole bit makes me happy

[@ojie285]

yes

[@Eevee_7689]

3:56 Paps made a good point, You are drunk, Sans!

[@StormWatchgamingYT]

“THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING S L A P P E D” That’s just my favorite one I can’t stop laughing from it

[@GameHunter4529]

Sans: what am I doing here Lancer: hello wired version of me! Roulx: Puzzle's? Papyrus: *distant running* DID SOMEBODY SAY P U Z Z L E S ?

[@joms74zero34]

If rev makes an other, I hope this is included

[@brokevessel9297]

Ah... Wired i hate this word every time i want to say wired it says wired. Wait... F*ck

[@elizabethemm6361]

@@brokevessel9297 i like this comment, it's *WIRED*

[@lalainereyeg1503]

“Those kids are getting s l a p p e d . “ -Wise Words from Sans.

[@murdermonarchmassivecardiac]

Imagine if it was younglings

[@acetrainerraven6450]

the more you know

[@0ur0pussy0stinks0]

WISE WORDS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thegamer81233]

Yes

[@genji2191]

Orpahns

[@qtcquestionbloc4440]

sans "undyne why are you in last corridor?" Undyne "Because people think YOU ARE THE HARDEST BOSS FIGHT" sans *monotone uhhhhh by sans* sans "nope im out"

[@vixprior9733]

Papyrus, learning to drive : So what happens if I press the brake and the gas at the same time Sans: The car takes a screenshot Papyrus: For the last time, Sans, get the flip out.

[@bubblegumgirl3650]

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE?!?!" he isn't, *He's failing to find clothes*

[@harrypotterfan197]

He is the stupid NO SANS DONT PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN IT-

[@bubblegumgirl3650]

@@harrypotterfan197 U better run before sans gets you XD

[@shamarhodges9499]

@@bubblegumgirl3650 I got ketchup calm down sans

[@Echotheshark]

ok fair enough-

[@Sans-the-short-skeleton]

@@shamarhodges9499 Sans: I SMELL KECTUPPPPP

[@Thecursedone2]

Sans:hey kid wanna hea-(d dog) Horror sans: THATS MY LINE sans:oh sorry

[@frogsnake9181]

Sans: But what if I was going to say 'hear a joke'?

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@@frogsnake9181 Horror sans: But what if you weren't?

[@rokerpow7803]

d out

[@Thecursedone2]

@@rokerpow7803 ?

[@SoftStarTheLeader]

I always find myself coming back to this channel..