Saying YES to EVERYTHING...in BitLife

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Vixella

Vixella

Күн бұрын

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@aubreycousert2426
@aubreycousert2426 5 жыл бұрын
The best BitLife moment I had was when me and my wife started to date when we were 16, we got married and 28, and stayed together forever. When she died she was 110, and I was 116. It was such a good life in bitlife.
@cailinslowik1136
@cailinslowik1136 4 жыл бұрын
Aubrey Cousert that’s actually cute but how did you live that long
@kookie._crossant5815
@kookie._crossant5815 4 жыл бұрын
Wow bc bit life boyfriend was a day with me👌
@aubreycousert2426
@aubreycousert2426 4 жыл бұрын
@@cailinslowik1136 I don't know how I lived that long, I guess I was lucky
@xyzah_6296
@xyzah_6296 4 жыл бұрын
@@cailinslowik1136 Going on walks 24/7 and not get on fights
@journismith6369
@journismith6369 4 жыл бұрын
@@xyzah_6296 how do you go on walks?
@gachaploof4271
@gachaploof4271 5 жыл бұрын
Once in bitlife, i died at 6 because me and my brother were fighting, then he pulled out a shotgun and shot me in the neck. Oof
@amielewis586
@amielewis586 5 жыл бұрын
Muffiac relatable
@theperson4996
@theperson4996 5 жыл бұрын
Muffiac that happened to me irl
@haileighlovelyz4446
@haileighlovelyz4446 5 жыл бұрын
Muffiac how th- WHERE DID HE GET A GUN😂
@gachaploof4271
@gachaploof4271 5 жыл бұрын
Idk!
@makotoyuuka1614
@makotoyuuka1614 5 жыл бұрын
Muffiac i was a lesbian in BitLife and I asked out this girl named Riley Mclover or something and she called me a hoe and then I got stepped on by an elephant. I LITERALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING BITLIFE AND GOT SENT TO JUIVELI OR WHATEVER OTS CALLED LMAOOO
@randomsam07
@randomsam07 5 жыл бұрын
Once in bitlife I was diagnosed with "cancer of the breast" at age 2, depression at 4 and died at 5 bc of the cancer. Oof
@randomsam07
@randomsam07 5 жыл бұрын
@Honey-Saur yes but the game said "cancer of the breast" for some wierd reason. I was thinking the same thing when it said that. That's why I put the quotation marks
@sophiazurita8874
@sophiazurita8874 5 жыл бұрын
You got the unlucky ribbon, I can predict it
@randomsam07
@randomsam07 5 жыл бұрын
@@sophiazurita8874 yep
@leafamphii.
@leafamphii. 5 жыл бұрын
Breast cancer at age 2? Wat
@randomsam07
@randomsam07 5 жыл бұрын
@@leafamphii. I know, right!?
@bluberryottis7496
@bluberryottis7496 4 жыл бұрын
Robins mom: I never want a child EVER Robins dad: me either -next year- -Robins mom has a child- Robin: mom am I a mistake? Jesus Christ..
@Valkyriee.16
@Valkyriee.16 4 жыл бұрын
After: SHES A MISTAKE BUT KETS GIVE HER MONEEEEEYYYYYYY (good parenting lol)
@jenniferhynes4297
@jenniferhynes4297 2 жыл бұрын
Yes my CHILD
@Katie-x8g
@Katie-x8g 8 ай бұрын
8
@lovleyy_granger768
@lovleyy_granger768 5 жыл бұрын
Sweaty died. Man though Zion can’t make is mind
@jujusana6634
@jujusana6634 5 жыл бұрын
i saw your comment and thought of zion.t
@zionmaney8183
@zionmaney8183 5 жыл бұрын
My name is actually Zion and its pronounced like Lion, just with a Z
@ayaikrimah2795
@ayaikrimah2795 5 жыл бұрын
@@jujusana6634 samee
@dogsruletheroost9953
@dogsruletheroost9953 5 жыл бұрын
zion kuwonu.
@Snow-xd4rv
@Snow-xd4rv 5 жыл бұрын
Zion Maney+ Why didn’t they just name you Lion then, would’ve been cooler and make more sense
@youreokayboah9731
@youreokayboah9731 5 жыл бұрын
Hospital: Won't let her go to rehab Hospital: Terminates her for having an addiction Logic
@jazzyangelflower3344
@jazzyangelflower3344 5 жыл бұрын
S T O N K S
@jadabutt
@jadabutt 5 жыл бұрын
GACHA LOGIC
@nan62634
@nan62634 5 жыл бұрын
@@jazzyangelflower3344 XD
@addisonmaee
@addisonmaee 5 жыл бұрын
Bongo Lasagna I hate it when they do that I get so pissed I’m like “YOU FREAKING DIDNT LET ME GOO”
@howlingwolves6448
@howlingwolves6448 5 жыл бұрын
Yes😆
@readoesstuff8171
@readoesstuff8171 5 жыл бұрын
One time in BitLife, i died at 2 because i was dangling up 40 feet high in the trees. For 4 days.
@jilliansmiling8495
@jilliansmiling8495 5 жыл бұрын
I-
@iamhappi5891
@iamhappi5891 4 жыл бұрын
*wE tOlD yOu NoT tO fOlLoW tHe CaTs ToMmY*
@alyssa_faith
@alyssa_faith 4 жыл бұрын
Rea does stuff I died at 3 to cancer of the butt hole 🤣🤣🤣
@ciaraevers3487
@ciaraevers3487 4 жыл бұрын
Does this mean I can't climb trees anymore?
@andreawalgren5444
@andreawalgren5444 4 жыл бұрын
XxPuppyGamingxX I’m laughing so much right now!!!!!!😂😂😂
@jenniferhynes4297
@jenniferhynes4297 2 жыл бұрын
I feel so amazing that other people actually play bitlife... I thought there was little. This makes me so happy, just to know other people play and try to get achievements... So nice.
@Siennaa182
@Siennaa182 5 жыл бұрын
Once I was playing BitLife and at the age of 3 my little brother who was 1 years old died of cocaine overdose I had so many questions...
@crystalconnolly3931
@crystalconnolly3931 5 жыл бұрын
this happend to one of my friends wtf
@juliaz6515
@juliaz6515 5 жыл бұрын
what the actual fuck
@willowwilt691
@willowwilt691 5 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed and impressed
@alanaowens5764
@alanaowens5764 5 жыл бұрын
i would too geez he got issueus
@conniewarren4691
@conniewarren4691 5 жыл бұрын
I once died by my 8 y.o. sis poked my thigh?? Soo unless I killed myself cuz of that.. HOW FREAKING WEAK WAS I I WAS 52
@prettyodd8425
@prettyodd8425 5 жыл бұрын
*Stops doing drugs* *Boyfriend breaks up with her*
@dontmindmeimjustaburglar1520
@dontmindmeimjustaburglar1520 5 жыл бұрын
PrettyOddTBH some people like taking care of people. They want people to depend on them. If they no longer depend on them they have no one to take care of.
@marykatew
@marykatew 5 жыл бұрын
*yes.*
@karla3153
@karla3153 5 жыл бұрын
H m m m m m m m
@plainlyabrick
@plainlyabrick 5 жыл бұрын
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@larawhy
@larawhy 5 жыл бұрын
oop-
@lavidavera
@lavidavera 5 жыл бұрын
*You are pregnant, what shall you do?* “Yes”
@boop3129
@boop3129 5 жыл бұрын
My character got pregnant at the age of 13 XD
@asukaslayyy5520
@asukaslayyy5520 5 жыл бұрын
@@boop3129 *wait wha-*
@69meowy2
@69meowy2 5 жыл бұрын
Monique Key that’s impossible fam
@starburstconisseur
@starburstconisseur 5 жыл бұрын
kittengin not impossible, but rare lul
@creamy0_033
@creamy0_033 5 жыл бұрын
@@boop3129 howww
@JaeykFromStatefarm
@JaeykFromStatefarm Жыл бұрын
1:45 *"teacher, can i sit right there? this b**** *behind me is cutting my hair!"*
@leaftheledgend5823
@leaftheledgend5823 7 ай бұрын
No just sit your a** down, at the chalkboard you stare. I faked up a seizure and left it at there.
@avery-o8z
@avery-o8z 4 ай бұрын
OMG FR 😂
@Lavoura
@Lavoura 2 ай бұрын
melanieeeee
@fynxiiwashere8218
@fynxiiwashere8218 5 жыл бұрын
Bank: first name? You: robin. Bank: last name? You: banks Bank: so you're Robin banks?.. You: *pulls out gun* put the money in the bag....
@willowwilt691
@willowwilt691 5 жыл бұрын
Me:give me all your candy
@stardustlover8446
@stardustlover8446 5 жыл бұрын
XDD
@ymmuyseittit
@ymmuyseittit 5 жыл бұрын
squishy_ panda LOL
@randomsam07
@randomsam07 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. In my environmental science class when we had to clean up leaves, me and a bunch of friends called it "money" and kept saying "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" that was last year. 6th grade.........
@bloxxyrblx9985
@bloxxyrblx9985 5 жыл бұрын
I *just* got this 😂🤣
@jessa6801
@jessa6801 5 жыл бұрын
“A retired judge, ask him on a date, even though his last name is Sweat..” “.... Sweaty died..” 😢 -Vixella 2019 (Edit: Wow! Thanks for the likes 😱)
@jessa6801
@jessa6801 5 жыл бұрын
Fox Gaming ok?
@jessa6801
@jessa6801 5 жыл бұрын
Fox Gaming sorry, I didn’t see your comment 😕
@chikakingsley2662
@chikakingsley2662 5 жыл бұрын
@Fox Gaming now it's 652
@jessa6801
@jessa6801 5 жыл бұрын
Fox Gaming ok sorry
@lilymcclure2410
@lilymcclure2410 5 жыл бұрын
Not sweaty boi :(
@kiayadryden3597
@kiayadryden3597 5 жыл бұрын
Once in bitlife my character was diagnosed whith depression but I was 2 years old😕😕
@immaumaru
@immaumaru 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT-
@jmgenie3365
@jmgenie3365 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@inactiveaccount527
@inactiveaccount527 5 жыл бұрын
Same 🤨
@karla3153
@karla3153 5 жыл бұрын
But whats really weird, is that you can get depression at any age
@missmaka.
@missmaka. 5 жыл бұрын
@@karla3153 but as a baby?!
@hannahgriffiths3152
@hannahgriffiths3152 4 жыл бұрын
"SwEatY dIEd" -Vixella quote of 2019
@screemumsm9991
@screemumsm9991 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: Children in Bitlife: Why yes, I do in fact own a gun
@laurakohli3589
@laurakohli3589 4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@ririn5000
@ririn5000 4 жыл бұрын
TRUE THO
@KayKay-gf2qe
@KayKay-gf2qe 4 жыл бұрын
That single soul is me cuz I am single lol 😂🤣🤪🥳😎✌🏻yaaaa yeet
@local.tiktoker9668
@local.tiktoker9668 3 жыл бұрын
WeLcOmE tO aMeRiCa
@jenniferhynes4297
@jenniferhynes4297 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@moistsponge8007
@moistsponge8007 5 жыл бұрын
Me playing bitlife: IM GUNNA HAVE A BABY! My parents hear me: OH HELL NAH
@willowwilt691
@willowwilt691 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit... Run child run!!!
@swiftsangel
@swiftsangel 5 жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
@loupsansnom879
@loupsansnom879 5 жыл бұрын
Shsjshsjjshsjaj
@riqtides8024
@riqtides8024 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@michaelrhaney229
@michaelrhaney229 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
@harr851
@harr851 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a 23 year old car! I should probably get a new one." (Gets a house)🤣🤣
@Salty_oobleck
@Salty_oobleck 4 жыл бұрын
Harini. åřť 23*
@matiz1287
@matiz1287 4 жыл бұрын
she said "Maybe I should buy a house. I have a 23 year old car. I should probably get a new car."
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
Not to be a rude smart-alick, but I think she said 23. Might wanna edit your comment.
@harr851
@harr851 4 жыл бұрын
Calm your farm guys, damn i changed it, if bothered you guys so much😅
@jungyhawaii8016
@jungyhawaii8016 4 жыл бұрын
i have a 23 yr old house i should probably get a new one gets a tesla puts in garage >BOOOOOOOM< well SWEATY DIED
@lou3328
@lou3328 4 жыл бұрын
“Why are me looks and happiness so bad? Am I unhappy because of my looks? Oh that’s.. relatable.” Mood.
@plutosmoons-
@plutosmoons- 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *takes sip of soda* Sasha: "Sweaty died!" Me: almost died because of choking on my soda.
@Shartingshark
@Shartingshark 4 жыл бұрын
I require time stamps -_-
@Shartingshark
@Shartingshark 4 жыл бұрын
Sarita Jessani I subscribed to you! Edit: I’m your first subscriber
@tacomadnezmoreliketacovomi5694
@tacomadnezmoreliketacovomi5694 4 жыл бұрын
Not only that BUT HE DIED AT THE AGE OF *69*
@evajulijabelic9717
@evajulijabelic9717 3 жыл бұрын
Choking hazard while watching these videos
@cmdrleo356
@cmdrleo356 3 жыл бұрын
lollllll
@literallyasuka2996
@literallyasuka2996 5 жыл бұрын
“You’re addicted to alcohol. What do you do?” “Yes”
@jDgOcRaYz
@jDgOcRaYz 3 жыл бұрын
I will yes the alcohol
@Jordan-eu2zh
@Jordan-eu2zh 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it to death
@amandaschmidt4021
@amandaschmidt4021 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@amandaschmidt4021
@amandaschmidt4021 3 жыл бұрын
FUNNIEST COMMENT I’VE EVER SEEN ON KZbin
@imkorona6592
@imkorona6592 5 жыл бұрын
"I feel like i'm going to get kil..." *GETS KILLED*
@LackaDrones
@LackaDrones 4 жыл бұрын
):
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
ŒŒŒŒ ØØØØØ ĮĮÎÏ ŁŁŁ DBHŃÑMXÇÇŻŹÅÄÆÆQWÊËĘ
@princesscatspaghetti9122
@princesscatspaghetti9122 4 жыл бұрын
Um are you covid-19 or the bear Corona
@NotSoCubic
@NotSoCubic 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: How much "yes" do you want? Vixella: *Y E S*
@princess_moraaa
@princess_moraaa 5 жыл бұрын
Sasha coming through for me after Cameron’s death...I’m kinda ok
@moosey2786
@moosey2786 5 жыл бұрын
Loveley Games Omg, im crying again.
@simsica5435
@simsica5435 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not 😭
@olgazuluaga9639
@olgazuluaga9639 5 жыл бұрын
When I saw the news I started crying😭😭
@jenniferclayton1976
@jenniferclayton1976 5 жыл бұрын
It's just so sad that he died😢😢😢😢
@JKvibe
@JKvibe 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@amandatuohill7390
@amandatuohill7390 4 жыл бұрын
Vixella: My little sister had a grenade... Me: WeLcOmE tO aMeRiCa!!!
@triciapetty4403
@triciapetty4403 4 жыл бұрын
You are weird
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
@Tricia Petty There is no “weird” or “normal”. People are people.
@sonyaamon6343
@sonyaamon6343 4 жыл бұрын
Tricia Petty if anyone's weird it's the person who is wrongfully judging a stranger on the internet, care to guess who that is?
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
@Proudest Olivia Ikr. How insecure do you have to be to spend your free time judging internet strangers in a KZbin comment section?
@V1NNIE_
@V1NNIE_ 4 жыл бұрын
There is no weird or normal people
@bigmonke1532
@bigmonke1532 5 жыл бұрын
I am pregnant? What should I do?! Hmmm..... “*yes*”
@allstr8peopledeservetodie10
@allstr8peopledeservetodie10 5 жыл бұрын
CLASSICK ! *you’ve failed*
@joxeph9201
@joxeph9201 5 жыл бұрын
Your little You *FAILED*
@sophiacalderon6844
@sophiacalderon6844 5 жыл бұрын
uwu CLASSICK ! How old are you!!! Lol
@avelovesfrogs5402
@avelovesfrogs5402 5 жыл бұрын
" *YES* "
@user-wy2vx7et7l
@user-wy2vx7et7l 5 жыл бұрын
“ *yes* “
@Mimi15289
@Mimi15289 4 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter when she said sweaty died 😂 my day hasn't been the best so it feels good to get a good laugh at the end of the day she really is an amazing person you should subscribe and no she did not pay me to say that I would never be noticed by her
@makaylajane7290
@makaylajane7290 5 жыл бұрын
Once I legit asked my BitLife parents for money and they gave me like $3,000 each but refused to pay for my college
@dabenny3175
@dabenny3175 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, just wow.
@azsunaa
@azsunaa 5 жыл бұрын
Once my Bitlife parents paid for my college 5 times lol
@urmom-sc9nx
@urmom-sc9nx 5 жыл бұрын
Logic
@cooperthedachshund8465
@cooperthedachshund8465 5 жыл бұрын
Makayla Jane oh lmao wow
@mrsmith3354
@mrsmith3354 5 жыл бұрын
sameee
@khaismith6147
@khaismith6147 5 жыл бұрын
When Zion wanted to break up again was classic😂😂😂
@robertingham4251
@robertingham4251 4 жыл бұрын
Khai Smith he even used the same reason
@mybeansarecooler
@mybeansarecooler 4 жыл бұрын
The adventures of Anna??
@uplebs1080
@uplebs1080 4 жыл бұрын
variety is the spice of life ig
@jungyhawaii8016
@jungyhawaii8016 4 жыл бұрын
i wanna date you just dont date me sasha- :|............I DONT WANNA DATE YOU SUCKAAA
@allisoncarson8076
@allisoncarson8076 5 жыл бұрын
Bitlife: You are pregnant, what will you do? Vixella: yes
@juliette7401
@juliette7401 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah Ashton I-
@juliette7401
@juliette7401 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah Ashton what is wrong with you?
@juliette7401
@juliette7401 4 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Ashton umm okay... I don't know if that's true, but I'll believe you
@RR-or6iz
@RR-or6iz 4 жыл бұрын
8:50 Sasha:I think I’ll do one more just for fun Also Sasha: *Continues as Mia’s son*
@bananacakes3178
@bananacakes3178 5 жыл бұрын
One time, I (5) took my sister (2) gambling. She beat me
@emz1008
@emz1008 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@InfiniteEdgy
@InfiniteEdgy 5 жыл бұрын
...
@magdalenavukanic6052
@magdalenavukanic6052 5 жыл бұрын
how?
@magdalenavukanic6052
@magdalenavukanic6052 5 жыл бұрын
i mean you can go gambling at 18 not at 5 so😂😅
@eadielalotoa
@eadielalotoa 5 жыл бұрын
*I-*
@nehamaharajh7118
@nehamaharajh7118 4 жыл бұрын
Sasha: "I dont know who George Ezra is." Me: shout/sings Budapest, Shotgun and Paradise
@ciaraevers3487
@ciaraevers3487 4 жыл бұрын
uuh could you still hear Sasha if you were singing?
@nehamaharajh7118
@nehamaharajh7118 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but I had me iPad down will singing so my dog stepped on it and pause the video 😂
@souzafamily6654
@souzafamily6654 4 жыл бұрын
O mg yasssssssss
@ED-so9lp
@ED-so9lp 3 жыл бұрын
Homegrown alligator, see you later Gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road Something changed in the atmosphere Architecture unfamiliar I could get used to this Time flies by in the yellow and green Stick around and you'll see what I mean There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of If you need me you know where I'll be I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone (someone) I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone We're south of the Equator, navigator Gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road Deep sea diving 'round the clock, bikini bottoms, lager tops I could get used to this Time flies by in the yellow and green Stick around and you'll see what I mean There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of If you need me you know where I'll be I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone (someone) I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone We got two in the front (hey) Two in the back (hey) Sailing along And we don't look back (back, back) Time flies by in the yellow and green Stick around and you'll see what I mean There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of If you need me you know where I'll be I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone (someone) I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone (someone) I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone, a someone, a someone, someone
@nehamaharajh7118
@nehamaharajh7118 3 жыл бұрын
@@ED-so9lp that’s dedication damn
@aziedane6214
@aziedane6214 5 жыл бұрын
5:58 "Tequila sunrise her body fits right in my hand lalala"🤣😂 SeñoritA? Ok just me? Ok ill stop
@stellabella4586
@stellabella4586 5 жыл бұрын
😂 it’s “tequila sunrise her body fit right in my hands la la la”
@alanaowens5764
@alanaowens5764 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that song it's my fave song! Trust me it ain't just you. btw it's...Tequila sunrise, her body fit right in my hands Lalala
@oliwias3993
@oliwias3993 5 жыл бұрын
I littlerly sang that when it said that
@shsljazzy291
@shsljazzy291 5 жыл бұрын
@@stellabella4586 it felt like, oh lalala, yeah. I love it when you call me señorita, I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya, but every touch is oh lalala, it's true lalala.
@shsljazzy291
@shsljazzy291 5 жыл бұрын
@Aesthetic Avery ask your Spanish friends, and *NOT* Google translate.
@Tadwinked
@Tadwinked 4 жыл бұрын
One of the saddest BitLife experience I had was a woman in Egypt. She had a loving husband, great kids, a career as a biotechnologist. Her husband died when they were in their 70s. She was bisexual and several years after being widowed, she got engaged to a sweet old woman. Since all of her children and grandchildren were grown and she was retired, she moved to her fiancee's home country of Norway so they could be legally wed. They spent a good decade together before her wife died, so she moved back to Egypt to be with her family. As soon as she came back she was sentenced to 25 years in prison for being in a same-sex relationship. The government found out about she and her late wife had been dating in Egypt, and since she emigrated to Norway she was considered a fugitive.
@user-xv3oy5rh1o
@user-xv3oy5rh1o 5 жыл бұрын
" Your Pregnant! What should you do?" Sasha: I accept this offer.
@user-xv3oy5rh1o
@user-xv3oy5rh1o 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bananuhs ummm... I didnt make a mistake. But thank you.
@claireglover1391
@claireglover1391 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xv3oy5rh1o it says edited so it’s kind of obvious
@thesuperioranonymiss
@thesuperioranonymiss 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-xv3oy5rh1o what did you edit then?
@pastelbuns
@pastelbuns 5 жыл бұрын
" let's take a honeymoon . . . OH, GREECE " me, a greek person : :^))) welcome to hell.
@xounicornxo1637
@xounicornxo1637 5 жыл бұрын
Are you Greek
@soularhga1247
@soularhga1247 5 жыл бұрын
@@xounicornxo1637 I'm greek
@elia4430
@elia4430 5 жыл бұрын
I’m Greek...
@xounicornxo1637
@xounicornxo1637 5 жыл бұрын
Oh cool
@fayzarri8932
@fayzarri8932 5 жыл бұрын
I am too!!!!
@wolfie8508
@wolfie8508 5 жыл бұрын
"I feel like this is going to kill me... Yep" Me: YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!
@laurennn1224
@laurennn1224 3 жыл бұрын
*”You smell like pickles, what will you do?”* “Yes”
@ventisbarbatos
@ventisbarbatos 5 жыл бұрын
6 year old has grenade Russia- Teach them young, Teach them right
@g0rebugzz998
@g0rebugzz998 4 жыл бұрын
Kermit_Cares_About_You 🤣🤣🤣
@mmsc007a
@mmsc007a 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud by reading this 🤭🤣
@vixenkitty7942
@vixenkitty7942 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single organism: Not even the aliens from Area 51: Me: *reads title* ...*remembers that one episode of victorious*
@bhaktiisk
@bhaktiisk 5 жыл бұрын
Omg sameeee
@AisOk-kv2ou
@AisOk-kv2ou 5 жыл бұрын
Puppy paws VICTORI- YES! XD
@lcms_05
@lcms_05 5 жыл бұрын
OMG THATS WHAT I DIDDD!!
@PQAisha
@PQAisha 5 жыл бұрын
SameSameSaaaaaame
@daydream5664
@daydream5664 5 жыл бұрын
I think we all remember that
@strawberrypink.
@strawberrypink. 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm what you'd call an oopsie" Oh same!!
@lisasprouse959
@lisasprouse959 3 жыл бұрын
Should I laugh or be concerned for your well being-
@strawberrypink.
@strawberrypink. 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisasprouse959 both
@olliepoplol
@olliepoplol 3 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@Janna_2825
@Janna_2825 3 жыл бұрын
Should I laugh or worry for u-
@Noname-bf3hp
@Noname-bf3hp 3 жыл бұрын
SAME BRO! I was born duing the crappy part of my mums life, so yeah oop-
@for-ellievlogs5346
@for-ellievlogs5346 4 жыл бұрын
"Sweaty died" I almost died
@3_niqhts645
@3_niqhts645 5 жыл бұрын
Police: Hello, what’s you’re name? Robin: Robin Banks! Police: You’re name? Also you’re going to jail to inspect you. Robin: What for? Police: You’re Robin Banks! Robin: Yes, yes I am Robin Banks.
@PQAisha
@PQAisha 5 жыл бұрын
This comment is so unoriginal …i cant
@shanmi223
@shanmi223 5 жыл бұрын
@@PQAisha ok then don't
@SinRain
@SinRain 5 жыл бұрын
Your*
@3_niqhts645
@3_niqhts645 5 жыл бұрын
S ty i couldn’t b bothered to correct myself lmfao
@PQAisha
@PQAisha 5 жыл бұрын
@@shanmi223 you obviously don't know what i meant... ThEN DonT I wasnt even taking to ya stamk ass
@ananunes5451
@ananunes5451 5 жыл бұрын
The perfect combo Vixella+My favorite game(BitLife) =the best thing ever ❤️
@st3phzh
@st3phzh 5 жыл бұрын
"Sweaty died" is forever imprinted in my head now.... *thanks sasha*
@mellsbells6075
@mellsbells6075 4 жыл бұрын
I was doing pretty well. Then “sweaty died” just got me 😂😂😂😂
@kittykatjuice8335
@kittykatjuice8335 5 жыл бұрын
"Battle him?" *AD of a man shouting with armor and spear appears* Perfect timing I swear
@selenamarievlogs5147
@selenamarievlogs5147 5 жыл бұрын
Cuikat *:P* what time was that
@mikeibbett6636
@mikeibbett6636 5 жыл бұрын
"My little sister who is 6 had a grenade?!" Me:its alright i had a sis who died by driving of a Clifftop whilst on her phone..........SHE WAS 2!!!!!
@TheParadox222
@TheParadox222 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Ibbett tat happened to me when she was 6
@happyhappygay9951
@happyhappygay9951 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@andreasvobodova8241
@andreasvobodova8241 4 жыл бұрын
I once got killed by machine gun. I was like 3.
@toxicgamer7118
@toxicgamer7118 5 жыл бұрын
Viewers: What's your new video about? Vixella: yes!
@freddie.spaghetti
@freddie.spaghetti 4 жыл бұрын
vixella: literally says yes to everything in bitlife her bitlife boyfriend: you're too negative
@chainsawenthusiazt3544
@chainsawenthusiazt3544 5 жыл бұрын
"I wore the same socks for 7 weeks" Pathetic
@ciaraevers3487
@ciaraevers3487 4 жыл бұрын
According to my weekly planner I have the same plans as her...
@jadenexx
@jadenexx 4 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm I wore the same sock for 7 month's "=^=
@Salty_oobleck
@Salty_oobleck 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY XD I HEARD THAT THE KIDS DO ALL CAPTIALS AND SAY XD. THIS IS LIT AF NO CAP
@Salty_oobleck
@Salty_oobleck 4 жыл бұрын
• strawbxrry milk • u wear socks?
@franccesca9358
@franccesca9358 4 жыл бұрын
@@jadenexx I wore the same socks for 1 year 😔👊🏼
@sxnlight8945
@sxnlight8945 5 жыл бұрын
6 year olds have grenades Welcome to America Jk sorry xD
@mikeyzmumu
@mikeyzmumu 5 жыл бұрын
Murica
@projectdivafstream3714
@projectdivafstream3714 5 жыл бұрын
Gernadades yummy
@mistymcdaniel37
@mistymcdaniel37 5 жыл бұрын
Saint's Arts Studio I want a gernade I’m 10!
@alif8621
@alif8621 5 жыл бұрын
It has 666 likes I'm not changing it
@vixtion9180
@vixtion9180 5 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING GOES IN FLORIDA Look it up on youtube its a song
@willowscott542
@willowscott542 5 жыл бұрын
2019 “sweaty died”
@ciaraevers3487
@ciaraevers3487 4 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm from the future to tell you that 2020 is not any calmer
@saniahborgella1135
@saniahborgella1135 4 жыл бұрын
Ciara Evers corona
@helena-gz4bh
@helena-gz4bh 4 жыл бұрын
@@ciaraevers3487 hi im from the future things still kinda suck but we're in the right direction
@crawlspacedweller
@crawlspacedweller 3 жыл бұрын
@@helena-gz4bh Hello I am from the future of 2020 Nov. 30 and its almost the end of the year and things are so far the same
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 3 жыл бұрын
@@crawlspacedweller Hello I am from 2021, the vaccines are out and quarantine is supposed to be released in a few months
@siennagronbek2980
@siennagronbek2980 4 жыл бұрын
Sasha:...................sweaty died. Laugh every time I watch that part 😂
@oliviaosborne6531
@oliviaosborne6531 5 жыл бұрын
BitLife: *gives Sasha an option Sasha: *Y E S*
@gone7200
@gone7200 4 жыл бұрын
Sarita Jessani No, you don’t die instantly. But it’s true that you will have way higher probabilities that you will die if you don’t level up your health.
@7outs753
@7outs753 5 жыл бұрын
Spin a wheel for every time something that has multiple choices comes up and let it decide what you do (:
@laurenmlee19
@laurenmlee19 5 жыл бұрын
BitLife: Your boyfriend, Jamal, passed away at the age of 69. He died of cirrhosis of the liver. Me: nice
@x.u_a_dumb4ss
@x.u_a_dumb4ss 3 жыл бұрын
Sasha: I have ANXIETY...AND DEPRESSION Me: slowly starts rocking back and forth while laughing and crying at the same time cause I have almost every mental illness cause quarantine 🗿✨🥲
@pirate_girlll7477
@pirate_girlll7477 5 жыл бұрын
When you're just doing nothing and Vixella uploads a video... Me: yeeey! Something to doooo!! 😂💜
@uncleodd6088
@uncleodd6088 4 жыл бұрын
vix: i have anxiety... and depression!? *contemplates existence* me: first time?
@lisasprouse959
@lisasprouse959 3 жыл бұрын
**Illumanati intensifies** *I am NOT ALONNNEEEE!*
@trabubble871
@trabubble871 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the marshmello song? “Where are you now?” K, picture these lyrics: *You’re not alone-*
@tigerpawgaming378
@tigerpawgaming378 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, one of my people!
@sarahwright9099
@sarahwright9099 5 жыл бұрын
no one: not a single soul: no one EVER: vixella: sWeaTy diEd
@vixeline1996
@vixeline1996 2 жыл бұрын
First character: gets murdered by a paintball from her stepdaughter Second character: survives being blown up in the face by a grenade thrown by a 6 year old
@lorissocool
@lorissocool 5 жыл бұрын
"I have anxiety. Great. And depression?!" Me: I live with those irl everyday.
@supportlittleadventures69
@supportlittleadventures69 5 жыл бұрын
SoushiSushi nobody cares hun
@lorissocool
@lorissocool 5 жыл бұрын
@@supportlittleadventures69 Just like no one cared about you.
@Taesune
@Taesune 5 жыл бұрын
@@lorissocool thats kinds rude....just ignore them, also speak to a docter or someone to help you, its not always the best thing to express your feelings on the internet cause you'll get responses like the first one..
@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😭 I feel ur pain, because it's also my pain
@ChlorinatedPond
@ChlorinatedPond 4 жыл бұрын
Same. I want to watch humanity crumble
@KL-xs5qq
@KL-xs5qq 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: once in BitLife. Me: I have wayyyy to many stories.
@midarismidwife207
@midarismidwife207 3 жыл бұрын
can you tell me one ??
@fantasii2802
@fantasii2802 5 жыл бұрын
Bitlife: you ripped her eyeball Vixella: *gags* Me: *gags*
@ciaraevers3487
@ciaraevers3487 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when someone rips your eyeball?
@SKlBlDlRIZZLER
@SKlBlDlRIZZLER 2 жыл бұрын
Sasha: "Well that was just the worst life ever, that was awful...terrible " **the happiest background music ever** 12:47
@iamhappi5891
@iamhappi5891 4 жыл бұрын
I was playing BitLife and my little sister who was 5 had a drug addiction and I had to hold a intervention for her... * I Am CoNfUsIoN*
@rainbowdreams4489
@rainbowdreams4489 3 жыл бұрын
Just like any game I play nothing ever is the right way
@Alex-fw9wf
@Alex-fw9wf 3 жыл бұрын
haha
@elle-anakin
@elle-anakin 5 жыл бұрын
*"Tequila Sunrise"* Me: *"Her body fit right in my hands, la la* *it felt like ooh la la"*
@true_lovers_knot
@true_lovers_knot 5 жыл бұрын
*_WHY THO_*
@jungkookskookies3717
@jungkookskookies3717 5 жыл бұрын
Ya you awesome 😎
@feliz5723
@feliz5723 5 жыл бұрын
Lucille Azraelle I HATE THAT SONG
@elle-anakin
@elle-anakin 5 жыл бұрын
@@feliz5723 you dare...hate Señorita...
@true_lovers_knot
@true_lovers_knot 5 жыл бұрын
@@elle-anakin It's not guaranteed for everyone to like Señorita. I, myself, wish it would burn in a dumpster fire, but you might think differently.
@eggii100yearsago3
@eggii100yearsago3 5 жыл бұрын
7:35 i almost choked on my spit at this time
@viennailstrup3477
@viennailstrup3477 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times but I cant get over her voice when she says "SWEATY DIED!!!"
@n3ptuunexx
@n3ptuunexx 5 жыл бұрын
“What does this road sign mean” *YES*
@Pickleesockss
@Pickleesockss 5 жыл бұрын
"sWeAtY dIeD" ICONIC YES ICONINCCCCCC love u
@User-tm9uw
@User-tm9uw 4 жыл бұрын
fuck sweat
@Pickleesockss
@Pickleesockss 4 жыл бұрын
yes.
@User-tm9uw
@User-tm9uw 4 жыл бұрын
ockba
@User-tm9uw
@User-tm9uw 4 жыл бұрын
that lil bish of afeaka
@Pickleesockss
@Pickleesockss 4 жыл бұрын
JACK MAN y e s .
@cinnabonsnail
@cinnabonsnail 5 жыл бұрын
nobody: nobody in the whole world: sasha: sWeAtY dIeD
@kayrose6670
@kayrose6670 4 жыл бұрын
"what is going on in Oklahoma" one Netflix documentary later and we now all understand
@itsdelightful5941
@itsdelightful5941 5 жыл бұрын
Love love love your hair! And your BitLife videos... 💗
@giannahenry6770
@giannahenry6770 5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing the entire time! Side note I’ve never heard someone pronounce Zion like that lol 😂
@kaelasherk2672
@kaelasherk2672 5 жыл бұрын
this video makes me feel better :)) I've been sad all day about cameron's death
@luz3800
@luz3800 5 жыл бұрын
idk idk whos cameron
@kenziemaddock8709
@kenziemaddock8709 5 жыл бұрын
@Lily Oak actually he died from a seizure in his sleep his parents said its from a medical condition that he had
@josecastro9789
@josecastro9789 5 ай бұрын
As soon as Maggie got married to Caleb Me: WATCH OUT CALEB SHE TENDS TO CARRY GRENADES
@simplyhails2659
@simplyhails2659 5 жыл бұрын
2:07 bitlife: what does this street sign mean? sasha: *yes*
@cherieelana4166
@cherieelana4166 5 жыл бұрын
More? This was GREAT! Just like you are! Vixella: "SWEATY DIED!" Me: *laughing so hard, I'm laughing silently*
@colbyuwu4678
@colbyuwu4678 5 жыл бұрын
10:01 Unsure if squeezing her chest helps your case XD
@l0veh0und
@l0veh0und 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, but how is nobody mentioning her name- “Robin banks” More like.. Robbing banks… Oooh a criminal already young robin.
@Bum_crack
@Bum_crack 5 жыл бұрын
*"NO! Sweaty died..."* I'M DYING 😂🤩
@Slayyyxoxo
@Slayyyxoxo 5 жыл бұрын
Omg yes Vixella will you get a discord server with a BitLife channel xD
@terry7077
@terry7077 5 жыл бұрын
I freakin love u Also I have a request Always pick the first option in BitLife in everything Please like so she can see
@thatcanadiangoose8362
@thatcanadiangoose8362 4 жыл бұрын
B: Will you join social media? V: Yes B:Will you take your driver's test? V: Yes B: What does this sign mean? V: YES
@hypnotic8906
@hypnotic8906 5 жыл бұрын
Her: “I have depression!?!and anxiety?” Me:mhm
@lisasprouse959
@lisasprouse959 3 жыл бұрын
*Hallo my fellow depression and anxiety freind-*
@trabubble871
@trabubble871 3 жыл бұрын
R e l a t a b l e
@ariannaadams2508
@ariannaadams2508 3 жыл бұрын
They always come in a set
@loganhoare9870
@loganhoare9870 5 жыл бұрын
ITS MY FAVOURITE Fancysimmer or Squasha and wheres Mr.Squish ? edit: I dident read the title until Vixella said what she will be doing in this life. Vixella: We can get a cat ( for happy) Me:... what you give me a cat ill dye right there ( because allergic and not a cat person)
@exaste5297
@exaste5297 5 жыл бұрын
1:57 my face when ma says it’s school time
@elainad6728
@elainad6728 3 ай бұрын
4:48 *LET'S GO GAMBLING!*
@JeongINsNetfelixAccount
@JeongINsNetfelixAccount 5 жыл бұрын
"What's your name?" "Oh yeah I'm just Robin Banks"
@cailinslowik1136
@cailinslowik1136 4 жыл бұрын
When she said “I better leave the casino before I do something dangerous” it made me think of every time I went to jail for doing something dangerous at the casino lmao
@angelicapacifico7045
@angelicapacifico7045 5 жыл бұрын
How did a six year old get a granade ? Edit: One of my friends is named Aurora
@syncopatedglory
@syncopatedglory 3 жыл бұрын
i'm laughing bc hubs clearly has wild kinks but he's asking for consent!!! he just doesn't know she can't say no here 😂
@gachasupernovarova2733
@gachasupernovarova2733 5 жыл бұрын
Me: “Would you like a cat or dog?” Vixella: “*Yes*”
@faithjacobs5162
@faithjacobs5162 5 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this!!! Thanks Sasha for making me laugh so hard through these years. I'm so proud of where you have come, love you!!! ❤❤❤
@fionadeckard7484
@fionadeckard7484 5 жыл бұрын
tip: Go On A Vacation When Your depressed (in Bitlife At Least)
@lovelyliam6127
@lovelyliam6127 2 жыл бұрын
sasha: this guy looks good, even tho his last name is *sweat* ... sasha: *SWEATY DIED*
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