Little League Pregame Speech - "Your dad's a loser"

[@Sosksmanqwnqakeowpwwpww]

Love how the coach says "we're gooder" and the five year old says " you mean better?"

[@louiscypher7090]

And then tops that with, 'c'mon touch your English teacher'.

[@louiscypher7090]

@corey hayes oh. I thought it was touch because of the team all putting the one hand in the center moral thing.

[@kendtchileninjah5905]

Lmfaoooooo

[@FilipEric]

Louis Cypher "talk to your english teacher"

[@evergreenthunder]

@corey hayes it wasn't tuck lol

[@theofficialgreenkane]

My football coach had a strange tactic. He said when he played football, his mother died on the same night his team lost the state finals. He said losses give him flashbacks. He would say "Boys, don't make me re-live that awful night. My heart can't take another loss. Don't put me thru that again."

[@MUFCXI]

LMFAO

[@ChutneyInc.]

My bootcamp instructor (RDC) gave us the remember the titans grand papi speech that evolved he himself having to pick up and raise his 8 siblings smdh

[@TheRoamer78]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sandycrash8868]

So tell my sport why are you in therapy . Well you see it all started when my coach said

[@subg8858]

The Redd Foxx approach. Classic

[@MonarchPoolPlaster]

Nothing like an 80 proof pep talk to rally the troops.

[@josephbrown9685]

This comment is stuck on 80 likes. Please no one else touch it. It's perfect.

[@north-shoregcs3894]

More like 151

[@bradshepherd3539]

Haha I got to make it 151

[@Maradala]

Hahahahhahaha

[@Nesqwikz]

@@josephbrown9685 stuck on 420 now lmao

[@jamespeters8601]

“The other team is good, but we’re gooder.” Love it

[@TheCullousus]

The coach is always correct even when he's not.

[@dinnerboons1504]

He doubled down on it too

[@ViableR]

😂 gooder!

[@AmbitionIsaMust115]

You mean better? 😂

[@jpmccown6139]

My brother was my little league coach in the early 70s. He had just gotten out of the Marines because he had lost a limb. We needed a coach and my mother thought it would be great therapy for him. Great coach but his pre game speeches were off the hook. His speech before the game when we went to city championships was I have $1500 riding on this game if you lose y’all going to be Fucking sorry. I kid you not.

[@Antizombie2000]

Did you win though?

[@jpmccown6139]

AntiZumbi yes we did but was knocked out of it the next week.

[@phacemon]

😀

[@keithkuder7879]

That's totally epic.

[@djdanzy]

Ha ha ha 😂😂😂

[@RedCandles_]

Aiden: The single mother’s name of choice since 2003

[@yokitten9856]

Lol I'm just thinking about a woman who named he son Aiden and he was born in 2003 hahaha

[@japslapr]

It's spelled with a Y, asshole. But he was born in 2003, lmao.

[@poontsunami1114]

Can confirm. My dumbass cousin named her kid Aiden

[@xRESWarriorx]

Fuck that’s great 😂

[@yokitten9856]

Well nope my story says it's spelled Aidan

[@darrenmuse]

As coach slowly staggered away, he suddenly realized that he had a drinking problem.

[@Jayledez]

😂😂

[@anthonyo.thector32]

So that's why he thought 'gooder' was the right word.

[@2S0Nx]

HAHAHHAHAHHA

[@daboss9670]

🤣🤣

[@tywinkle4913]

Real life Buttermaker

[@martin1234512345]

The lady's sigh at the end really ties it all together

[@Wally17.]

That didn’t sound like a sigh...

[@Jay-gf8tm]

​@SearchingForNessie definitely

[@gen-xboomer]

@@Wally17. yeah she for sure finished🤣😂🤣😂

[@brianm7109]

That was a moan of a sexual nature

[@GahBoe]

Probably his wife!

[@antlers163]

“To destroy your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

[@brucewarren4548]

antlers163 ahhahahhahhahhahhaa “CONAN THE BARBARIAN” quote NICE

[@nellietolb420]

Haremdemnation of the women. Harems.

[@nathangoncalves7583]

Crush your enemies

[@fritzvanlonden1388]

Ah, Conan... you've gotta love the big guy!

[@gregjohnson4855]

AMEN!!!!! I love Conan the Barbarian. I often use that quotation when meeting a new girlfriend. Seems to work well for me. Lmao...but SERIOUSLY THO!!!

[@jimmyglea]

Slurred speech, a little stagger to his walk, probably smells like gin...did my little league coach time travel from the 80’s?

[@charlescarter4608]

That's everybody's little league coach from the 80s.

[@jimmyglea]

Word

[@pnew3107]

My 80’s baseball coach was my Uncle. He smelled like Budweiser and old school pot, not gin. And we always had good seasons. Never a losing year😬😬

[@Stickwelderrfd]

jimmyglea that’s when coaches could cuss and throw stuff on the field.

[@jimmyglea]

Jason Blowhard’s Strength and Fitness...right after i finished with you mom, I was right there.

[@8JFJK8]

He just walked off at the end of the video back to the bar down the block.

[@jakeh7119]

He wasn’t even the coach just a faithful bar patron giving back to the community 😂

[@rileythewolf8960]

Jake Hardin a true Humanitarian

[@Scrotumlips]

Hard ball the movie

[@KANGGOOEv94]

That’s my coach!

[@jonnehayesjr.9299]

Legend has it they were casting the game there.

[@Jblain7]

"The goal is to crush the enemy. To drown them in their own blood and tears. To make any who survive this battle remember the fear they felt today. To make them retell this moment with a tremble in their voice as they echo the glory of what we did today."

[@James-kx3gc]

That is good.

[@AnontheGOAT]

I think my friend Conan said it best: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.

[@sid2112]

@@AnontheGOAT That is good! That is good.

[@SapienSafari]

Amen

[@pontifixmax]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." ~ George S. Patton

[@out2crz]

This was the bestest speeches I’ve ever hearded in my lifest.

[@thefirststrike]

Can't say I have ever heard a better-er one.

[@waxxy8447]

I think u mean 'goodest'.. learn the grammer

[@ykykspecialhenry2]

@@waxxy8447 woooosh

[@GamingIncMasterTroll]

Truest

[@simonbaker95]

@@ykykspecialhenry2 Yeah the Woooosh is definitely on him and not you. Definitely.

[@tg4655]

"...Hit dingers, disgrace the pitchers family...."

[@jamesgentry13]

We need to be teaching kids this

[@mbautista_06]

“...Make the other player cry, and stomp their butts into the ground...”

[@jaimedelgado7529]

Meanwhile kids are thinking to themselves "I just signed up for the free hotdog and dia after the game,"

[@SuperPeleke]

Best line ever. Haha

[@D725U]

Sounds like "The Bad News Bears"

[@timmullens9479]

COACH ; 'Our goal here is to:make sure the ump doesn't see my flask.'

[@davidortiz3094]

Lmfao

[@jgcgsgmg]

😂😂😂You know you’re an alcoholic when you gotta hide your flask from a little league umpire

[@ryanwars1789]

This vid is old and actually very special! For those of you who arent aware, Jaxson with an x grew up and now plays under the alias Lasteroid daddy hack the IV. He hits 450 foot swamp donkeys on a bad day and goes 8 for 8 dingers on a good day, taking home an opponent players wife for each dinger.

[@eja35oz]

"That team's pretty good, but we're gooder"

[@workingmyfingerstothebone6954]

Don't have to worry about education around this gentleman! Their education will be gooder!

[@evanpatten4101]

Hooked on phonics worked for me!

[@jasondownsnet]

I need somebody to motivate me like this everyday when I wake up at the crack of noon.

[@ChristopherPoitras]

I am like 3pm on weekends

[@KrewGamez]

They just wake you up by screaming "YOUR DAD'S A LOSER" loud as they can

[@afukneename1775]

The crack of noon?! Hahaha. good one man. I literally laughed out loud. No joke.

[@GoofRebelMusic]

Jason! Eyes on me! Get out there and disgrace your rival's family! Make the bastards cry! Look. Hey! Looklooklook. What is your goal for your thing today? To be a loser like your loser dad? No! Your goal is to win! Gooder!

[@thelastsalientrage3142]

Yeah but, what time does noon get up?

[@VentureAHighway]

“Trying your bestest” “Not even close”

[@Anonymous-lq2bs]

Coach: There’s no I in team. Michael Jordan: yes, but there’s an I in win.

[@bobbobby9123]

@@Anonymous-lq2bs there is a I in TEAM and it’s hidden in the A-hole😂😂

[@kyleschwartz2501]

This is definitely a dad that tells his son “I love you but only when you win, when you lose I wish that you were never born.”

[@umarpatel3517]

Our goals are to: Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy

[@lucdang7735]

And don't strike out

[@DearArianaMusic]

YES SENSEI

[@Vigilante-k4q]

Cobra kai

[@andrewmuller7420]

Fear does not exist on this field, does it?

[@umarpatel3517]

@@andrewmuller7420 No Sensei!

[@tamasnagy3849]

The goodest speech ever

[@CShivery]

Meh. I've heard gooder.

[@gforces0257]

No not good it's too have fun and joke with friends

[@bratislavdragic3059]

@@gforces0257 lost me brother

[@psisis7423]

you mean better

[@konxsin]

@@psisis7423 Much bester.

[@jacksonross4302]

And there real coach walks in like wtf is goin on ?!

[@JaydenAB4]

Lmao bruh

[@ladyusa6647]

That would've been a hillarious sketch for sure.

[@abbyboyone]

yup. telling these kids that their dads are loser. smh.

[@SP-qo1so]

Their**

[@jacksonross4302]

Shane Peterson Shane, don’t fuck with me! Not today my man ! Lol

[@mfcoats00]

The Origin Story of Jaxson "The Big X" Gooder. He would go on to destroy the careers of 52 professional baseball players and was best known for telling his opponents "Your dad's a loser" after thoroughly defeating them.

[@jeffchick9054]

I'd go see that movie

[@t1aonation673]

​@@jeffchick9054i already saw it. Right here. Get gooder.

[@Toohottorot]

It's nice to see that Johnny Lawrence is still involved in youth sports. I'm glad he was able to transition from karate

[@hizzle1885]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@patrickhawkinson8399]

Just needs a bottle of Coors.

[@Toohottorot]

@@patrickhawkinson8399 or Red Stripe

[@j.jmcquade5278]

This guy is totally Johnny Lawrence. Cobra Kai material through & through!

[@ryanbon2414]

Very clever

[@MultiView101]

He called the kid who corrected him an English teacher lol

[@Cheeseking12]

He said “talk to your English teacher”

[@stevehorn646]

The coach is the English teacher

[@Diddley_Squat]

This makes me think of malcom in the middle, when hal was a kids soccer coach.

[@BOUNCER13x11]

The Wildcats

[@watermelonhead6525]

Malcolm in the middle was the shit. Too bad i was the only person in canada who watched it lol

[@PeeweeStuntinn]

Lmao hal and reese were my favorite lois too

[@watermelonhead6525]

@@Diddley_Squat dewie was the biggest legend ive ever seen

[@watermelonhead6525]

@@Diddley_Squat good theory lol. Honestly man i feel fuckin old. Shits depressing. I watched that show so long ago and now ive graduated high school... :( where has time gone

[@rjcupid]

The best pre-game speech I ever heard when I played inter-city baseball in the early 90’s was when our coach just came up to us on the line in left, told us to gather around him in a circle, and then he started singing the meow-mix song and walked back to the dugout. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc. Keep in mind, this was the highest level baseball in our city and he was a serious coach. We died laughing and I still remember it to this day. Take care everyone.

[@frankjennings4489]

The most inspiring part was the meow meow meow

[@rjcupid]

@@frankjennings4489 Hahaha awesome.

[@fluworldorder426]

Did you guys win or nahh

[@rjcupid]

@@fluworldorder426 We always lost, but the “speech” was awesome.

[@quentinkaasa47]

Wow, your coach sucks. You were supposed to do it for G-Baby and you blew it.

[@gash8995]

Legend has it that Aiden’s eyes are still on him to this day

[@albertgoad740]

Rofl

[@mysteriousmusicgroup]

Only 90 likes lol

[@robsreviews9172]

I’m so dead!!

[@lnielrid]

😆😆😆

[@ChessemillPerezChristopher]

Legend Hell, Facts!

[@bjbryant4373]

Some kid said “gooder” isn’t even a word😂

[@thatboyya1an]

I say it😂

[@JusCJay]

“Go talk to your English teacher” 🤣

[@jarodraber3262]

He’s probably like 9

[@dametreuspppp8734]

I love kids🤣🤣🤣

[@cmacbrown]

Hes never experienced a gooder yet that's why, give him time.

[@bradleyrhodes2820]

Coach: Lets go GOODER On 3 Kid: You mean better? Classic!!

[@twitchchinnal4609]

I saw your comment right as it happens

[@spiritbros2869]

Facts 😂😂😂😂

[@92397]

BRADLEY RHODES a bunch of them kept saying that 😂 he was acting like he couldn’t hear them then he mentioned something about their English teacher lmao.

[@gregorybucher2502]

It was a joke, idiot.

[@DoozieDoodle]

@@gregorybucher2502 um no one said it wasn't

[@richardcuff7345]

My LL coach was on the school board and smoked Pall Malls while he threw BP. Great guy. Nice family. Great coach, and we never won more than 4 games a season. Thank you Mr Madison. Obviously it could of been worse.

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

😂😂😂

[@Rob-zs7mm]

“Negative ghost rider”

[@vickiePH]

Robby Schweiss , I just cracked up at that point!!!😆😆😆😆😆

[@richw7150]

I thought it was "ghost writer"

[@coginthewheel779]

The end of the video he was grabbing his pockets for keys so he could go hit the bottle he has in the back of the truck one last time before the game starts

[@Blickyrobyason]

😭ayoooo

[@MikeJones-oe3do]

Exactly, looked like he was searching for his keys.

[@coginthewheel779]

@@MikeJones-oe3do who?

[@Lazlo.]

Deadass

[@chrismoore2424]

amen

[@sweetlogo]

I'm mentally ready to be a little league coach. I'm at a point in my life where I don't have a care in the world and man it feels good.

[@CriticalSurvival0]

Have fun being a drunk

[@vickiePH]

CriticalSurvival , WHAT???? That pep talk was the bomb and the kids loved it!!! Ohhhh.... you never played sports, did you???? Well, I really hate that for you. 😂😂😂😂

[@chrslms]

I coached little league!!! Did my best not to curse but it was a blast. Chewed tobacco and drank whisky out of a Gatorade bottle

[@jesseray6340]

@@CriticalSurvival0 Hey that is how my football ball coach was and we won state 3 years in a row. He always told us have fun out there but try to kill them at the same time😀

[@jimyarburo]

After decades of coaching I am writing a book,”Coaching Life Lessons through Baseball to Little Leaguers”. Send msg if you’re interested.

[@Harry_Beanbag]

As a youth baseball coach for 15 years, that sounds to me like a guy that's lost a lot of games and blames everyone else. A whole bunch of bluster, not a single word about how to actually win a baseball game or what it means to be a team. Dingers? None of those kids are hitting it out of the park. Make the other team cry? What a noble goal! Sounds like a guy that yells at a lot of umpires and refuses to shake hands after a bad loss. Not at all what baseball is supposed to be about.

[@tbone8723]

Actually, what he’s doing is having a shit ton of fun and, through the absurdity of his speech (the kids clearly recognize this), he’s teaching them to have fun too. I had coaches like this and I wouldn’t trade those days for the world

[@JamesKnowlton1]

I could run through a brick wall right now after a speech like that. Truly inspiring

[@johnnyguit-fiddle2088]

Exactly. Nobody knows how to parent their kids anymore. Thank god for sports coaches.

[@sialehakau1654]

Need to get your kids out from that crazy coach.

[@johnnyguit-fiddle2088]

@Jimmy Jazz I suppose all your kids are winners just for being on the team, right? Congrats on your litter of winners.

[@johnnyguit-fiddle2088]

@Jimmy Jazz Alternate theory: Kids a dumb and have short attention spans.

[@sialehakau1654]

@Jimmy Jazz lol.

[@dig639]

I love how the kid was repeatedly correcting his coach even though he was trying to ignore him lol

[@Joekuh]

GOODER ON 3!!!🤣🤣

[@abbacle]

Disgfeefrrsd

[@darienford860]

-Coach- English teacher: "Gooder" Kids: "you mean better"

[@kayladavis4574]

Darth Celsius 😂😂😂😂😂

[@toxixbob8375]

You mean better

[@schiggy182]

Darth Celsius I love how he looks like he’s looking for an English teacher when he says gooder too

[@e420man3]

Clearly wasn't a winner in English class

[@jimjamkillsnerds]

English teacher: Jackson and Blaine Loopy parents: *Jaxon *Blayne

[@pac4prez]

Good to see every kid knew how wrong he was

[@keganthomas_GEORG3W_KUSH_]

"Negative Ghost rider"

[@carteryoumans3769]

kegan thomas classic top gun

[@Redmow51]

I played baseball in the 70's and the coaches were awesome. They had us loving the game and trying our best. We played for the team. We encouraged each other. Good sportsmanship was demanded. And after the games we had pizza/ice cream/hamburgers etc.

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

And we rode to the pizza parlor in the back of a pickup truck... screaming our heads off "WE WON, WE WON!!!" Those were the days my friend. 👍🏾🇺🇸🍻

[@Redmow51]

@@Seaton1518 Participation trophies? No. Won a couple of championship games...I have those trophies. Not sure what you are on about.

[@bustersales6921]

Sounds like a nightmare. At what point did you get diddIed ??

[@mordecaidrake]

@@bustersales6921 as soon as he became the coach

[@techs1smh13]

Took me all year playing baseball and football to win 2 trophy's. If I was lucky. Turned into an an all CIF catcher in 1979.

[@josh.brunty]

Good to see one of the Cobra Kai alums doing well for himself and giving back to his community.

[@ThebirdmanTrainer]

Josh Brunty 😆😆

[@MithridatesOfficial]

“If ya ain’t first, you’re last” - Reese Bobby

[@the_arizona_ranger0213]

I like Tim Allen's line better: *_IF YOU AREN'T HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, YOU'RE LOSING!_*

[@lokimyers8750]

A famous coach once said "winning isn't everything it's the only thing"

[@jasonrist6582]

The best coach ever, Vince Lombardi

[@jonnehayesjr.9299]

@@jasonrist6582 Oh, sounded kinda Al Davis-ish.

[@BurtonJack369]

Because if winning wasn't everything they wouldn't keep score

[@kgreene104]

And the great Leo Durocher, the best damn manager to ever grace the diamond, said "Nice guys finish last." I bet The Lip was smiling down from Heaven at that speech. He'd have given a better one though with several f bombs and a swift boot to the ass to the kid who said "try to win". No "try" to it. You win. Tear off their heads and shit down their necks. Stomp them into the mud and if they so much as lift their head, you stomp some more.

[@Palmnutz]

The coach who said that was a professional, who’s job was to win .. not a volunteer coaching youngsters.

[@jaelonmagat2406]

Our goal is to LOCATE, CLOSE WITH AND DESTROY THE ENEMY BY FIRE AND MANEUVER, OR REPEL THE ENEMY ASSAULT BY FIRE AND CLOSE COMBAT!

[@drod5415]

Kill!

[@jjp002]

Lol

[@tyc4587]

Rah

[@evilstratton]

Semper. Send the hate.

[@Shjandy]

SALT THEIR LANDS! I'M TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

[@Tesla_ofthe_Skies]

“Disgrace the pitcher’s family” 😂

[@Flips44]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisStaff989]

Coach: Jaxon, with an x what’s one of our goals when we step on this field? Jaxon: To destroy the enemy mercilessly and to hear the lamentations of their women! Coach: ... actually yes..

[@175hydro]

lol...was going to post the quote from Conan until I scrolled down and found this. I soooo wanted to hear one of them say "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"!!!! Well done

[@madming25]

@@175hydro BRO I have watched conan the barbarian most nights for 5 years +. DVD with a tv sleep timer. Sometimes i had other stuff in like indiana jones, harry potter, terminator or T2. Ive had conan in for about a month as of right now, so ive literally at least had it on 1000 + times in the last few years haha. Favorite movie of all time obviously. I was born 1998. I watched a lot more destroyer when i was younger because my mom thought barbarian was too graphic. My dad let me watch barbarian though haha.

[@madming25]

@@175hydro Falcons at your breast, and the wind in your hair. WRONG

[@175hydro]

@@madming25 I saw Conan the Destroyer when it came out in the theaters. I was 16 at the time lol...fun watch

[@jigglypuff7164]

When I was in Afghanistan we heard the lamentations of the Talibans women at night after most major firefights.

[@bigrob7821]

This guy was definitely popping oxy before this speech

[@bigrob7821]

bjxrn that’s not true. Apparently you don’t know any hardcore druggies. Every town has them. My father happens to be one. He pops oxy all the time and talks plain as day. He maybe talking crap but he’s talking.

[@jacksonedwards9978]

Yup. I got the same thing off him. He's definitely fucked up.

[@jacksonedwards9978]

@@bigrob7821 that isn't true for everyone. I was on oxi contin for years of my life. It took a very long time for anyone close to even realize I was using bc I could hide it so well. Once your used to the affects it's no problem.

[@danquilty6580]

@bjxrn that's only if you're drunk as fuck, then an oxy will fuck you up like that. Oxy heads are everywhere. They're usually gregarious and obnoxious

[@liggonsreacts21]

This is on our local field

[@BobLoblaw23]

LOL. that sigh of disbelief from the woman recording.

[@mr.reality9741]

BobLoblaw23 haaa!!!Exactly. She probably was cringing through the whole thing, but she never gave up on the moment.

[@NotMyProblemAnyways]

She came

[@alainlalonde]

I was a fastball little leaguer in the 80s. (Pitcher and catcher). My dad never came to watch me or gave a shit about what I was even up to at the park. I wish he would have told me to just have fun. That was my objective as a kid. Screw winning. Have fun and the wins will follow. This coach is wrong, and I ain't woke, even tho it may sound like it. And yes, we won 2 championships. So there. Signed GenX

[@hollyharvey1986]

“You mean better…” got a chuckle from that. The honesty of kids.

[@danschumacher5427]

Hi

[@vipermad358]

Kid was smarter than that idiot coach.

[@ausername7470]

​@@danschumacher5427Bro please don't tell me you just tried to get some in a KZbin comment section. If so that's beyond pathetic 😂😂🤣

[@stormcorrosion176]

Uh. I think you mean the intelligence of kids. Aka, these little dudes are smarter than this ridiculous excuse for a coach.

[@Lionspride-tn4jd]

​@stormcorrosion176 Wow!you are hurt. Idk who hurt you but i hope you get past it.

[@darthecp]

Coach Called My Dad ‘A Loser’, Once. Once.

[@keeglen9540]

than you quit the team right

[@integrity101]

What movie is that???

[@theprawnsandwichbrigade7416]

@@integrity101 Johnny Dangerously.

[@integrity101]

@@theprawnsandwichbrigade7416 Oh yea. Thanks a lot you *fargin ICEHOLE*

[@jamielancaster01]

Oh no he called that sissy Dad a Loser several times including in front of his wife.

[@supercleanjoe]

"we are gooder” - drunk adult "Better" - kid

[@chrisozzy56]

I coached my son’s baseball and football team from when he was 8 until he was 14 . The first two years , the goal was just to have fun . The next few years , to learn and get better . The last year our goal was to win , but win fairly and with sportsmanship . NEVER had one parent complain in all my years of coaching . Great kids and great parents .

[@miked8227]

If this guy had been my coach, I coulda went pro.

[@J155P]

No doubt

[@MrTributes]

so you're a loser... and you're the only person who thinks this guy isnt toxic trash.. so only losers buy his toxic trash.... makes sense to me XD

[@kevio8179]

@@MrTributes he was joking you fucking plank!

[@russellschell4812]

Love it!! 😆 🤣 😂

[@MuffinSlayerrHD]

@@J155P no doubt in my mind

[@ScottWaa]

No participation trophies here 🤣

[@tomblackstone482]

We'll never know - the motivational speaker jumped into his mom's station wagon and sped off.

[@juniorberns]

baseball players don't get participation trophies. They get a metal with the position of the replacement depending on their wins and losses. Baseball keep stats of everything unlike football and basketball. You will be reminded constantly that you're not perfect. LOL.

[@taskerwinslow]

Gonzalo Bernal you’re dumb af 😂

[@CrazeeFy]

@@taskerwinslow why?

[@JamesNelson_Official]

LMFAO 😂😂The kid who corrected this adult about improper grammar Coach - "Gooder on 3" Kid - "You mean better". 2:00.

[@edyfofashow]

😂

[@glime28]

Lol 100% intentional by the coach

[@NeilFoxSelfProclaimedGenius]

He was just joking around.

[@dandew1072]

That kid didnt get any plat time that night.

[@onenation3784]

Then tells kid to talk to his grammar teacher lol

[@SoCal90sKid]

My pop Warner football coach said we lost because we played like shit. He was removed from the team. We lost every game after that. He was a good coach that kept it real

[@countryboyred]

My high school coach was like that. We knew we couldn’t lose because it would piss him off and he would make us run the next day. Great coach and mentor.

[@kevinv3082]

I cannot believe people don’t realize this is satire. The kids are obviously in on it. The parents are filming it. He’s taking their minds off the big game, calming their nerves, and giving them a laugh. I’ve got to think the people outraged about this are the same ones who want Mark Twain books removed from schools. Then again, satire is most appreciated by those with higher intelligence. Triggered is no way to go through life.

[@JK-vc7ie]

You are only speculating. And I don't think you're right about it. Those kids are not nervous at all and that doesn't look like a big game atmosphere in a highly competitive youth program. Good ole regular rec level baseball. Nothing more. Also, the coach slides hard into second base in co-ed rec league softball....but probably never made his HS varsity team. That's my speculation.

[@JK-vc7ie]

Losers always talk like you do. Lots of talk about winning, but you're actually a loser. Psych 101 I guess. Trying to project your own personal failure onto others. Classic.

[@nathanielhiggerson7679]

It’s not speculation it’s common sense. The kids are in on it.

[@JK-vc7ie]

Totally, yo. I think I roasted him pretty good.

[@justojust]

You must be so smart

[@mikeyt2396]

Nothing better then making the other team cry, and wish they were never born.

[@sillyboy3347]

That’s strait up rob dyrdek

[@edyfofashow]

Fr

[@THelvenstine]

Yo this is the funniest comment on this thread I've seen. Keep it up Silly Boy!

[@davidzapien6758]

Haha I was thinking the same thing

[@jimc224]

As a coach of kids, props to the parents of these kids. They will be well adjusted when they get older. A sense of humor is the cornerstone of a well rounded person.

[@stormcorrosion176]

Yeah whatever you say

[@panjitrnica7886]

That was no humour. That was pathetic… and YOU should NOT have anything to do witj kids

[@notveryobviousguy4373]

What about bad grammar?

[@Icewallowcome012]

@@stormcorrosion176Someone can't take jokes lol

[@JohnViinalass-lc1ow]

​@@notveryobviousguy4373...yp...you're right, 4373!...in that post it's the 'parents' who are 'still growing up'...just like the poster, about whose comment you make your valid point, is, likely, an incompleted person with children, whose lives will also, likely, be fully unrealized...and the 'white winkers' continue to dismantle education, at every offing!...cheeses crisis!...

[@smokeypuppy417]

At the end, the man is trying to hustle back to his parked car to get a couple more gooder swigs of liqour before the game starts. A true man of culture.

[@ImGodTheMaryBanger]

the gooder the swig the gooder it goes down

[@democratssuck1]

i put 50$ on it god i miss little league

[@irrelevantideology9640]

YES!!!! lol

[@gavinvalentino1313]

Little bump of tweak, too.

[@joesondag6801]

@@gavinvalentino1313 hahahahahahhahhaahhaha

[@Driving4bangers]

That women moaned at the end she knew how good that speech was.

[@misocriallo4379]

Her favorite band is CREAM

[@MatthewPlatz]

I fear that was his wife.

[@jjhassy]

MrZapparin loser

[@ExaltedMarauder]

@@misocriallo4379 are you mental? Her favorite band is Korn or some teeny bopper shit. 😆 she probably wouldn't know what the fuck cream even is lol!

[@misocriallo4379]

@@ExaltedMarauder I mean, I actually like Korn AND Cream, believe it or not. Also, Korn hasn't been "teeny-bopper shit" since, y'know, I was a teenager. Which was two decades ago. Teenagers nowadays don't know who tf Tupac & Biggie are, they sure as crap don't know Korn. And also...its just a joke anyways.

[@Nrod740]

“Disgrace the pitchers family” lmaooooooo

[@Jrk_1986]

People need to learn how to lose as children, cause life doesnt hand out participation trophies. Only weak humans do.

[@1stCorinthians2_14]

Picolas Cage - How did she get involved with this?

[@shiftyeyesnv8352]

Picolas Cage sportsmanship never won a championship

[@shiftyeyesnv8352]

Picolas Cage Snowflake alert!

[@vickiePH]

Picolas Cage , NO!!!! That’s what is wrong these days!! If you don’t EARN a trophy, how do you learn that you need to practice, learn how to work as a team, do your best until you become the best and just basics in life??? You think it teaches that if they don’t study, they should get an A because they took the test but failed??? YES, it does. And life isn’t like that. It’s hard, teach kids early, make them learn responsibility, and learn resilience!!!!!! Or they’ll wind up useless, whining adults living in your basement.

[@codysteele685]

I learned later on in life that there is beauty in losing, especially if you gave it your all. I can rest on giving it my best and losing, but I can't rest on not trying at all and winning. You'll gain more from losing than you'll ever gain from winning. Learning to embrace loss is like learning to be alone, it's a reality in life that is better confronted rather than resisted. True victory is giving it your all to the very end, whether it be a win, lose, or draw.

[@davidroman1654]

Worst butt chewing my coach and I ever gave our team was after a close win against a team we should have beat by 15 runs. They didn't play that bad again all season. Oh yea none of the players got their "free" drink after that game either. That team learned to win with grace and to take a loss the same way, but they took the field knowing they were there to WIN the game.

[@MR1977.]

I feel gooder every time I come across this video.

[@mayhemjr.803]

" you mean better?" "I'm not your English teacher here" 😅🤣😂👍

[@mrthedudeman]

He said "Talk to your English teacher here" which not sure if he is implying he is an English teacher lol.

[@TheCrederer]

@@mrthedudeman I believe he said "touch your english teacher here", to the kid that didn't put his hand in while the kid correcting his english was the one with the hand on top.

[@stefanstankovic570]

@@TheCrederer that’s even funnier 😂😂

[@damienbell3155]

I keep watching this every yr. I luv this

[@mr.perfect1er]

This is the gooderest speech I've everith hearded of

[@SquirrilahFish]

none of the kids even knew the “team goals” Great coaching.

[@smsmoof8128]

There are no team goals in baseball, "Do your freakin job and we win"

[@Dryhalf08]

Not the speech the world wants, but what it needs right now...

[@easybreezymom3104]

No gooder words have ever been spoken.

[@blocknex]

These kinds of unimaginative people take the fun out of sports...

[@paulthompson2374]

This has to be staged, and if so, this guy is a comedic genius.

[@randywissler9923]

It is. There's quite a few different videos that he's made. Funny as hell!!

[@47times14]

The best !

[@williamsullivan5733]

Im sure it is staged but I'm also sure he is trolling as well. I bet his teams wins too and all those kids are proud of themselves

[@dustyflair]

staged? watch it again.

[@willowandluka5302]

It’s seems voiced over

[@closedcrash]

The mom sigh at the end, perfect

[@ryanwelch4284]

She was just wet from witnessing a winner

[@JurassicParker13]

​@@ryanwelch4284gross bro

[@Nobody-dc8dp]

Yeah sounded like a moan.

[@nonyabizz3533]

Milf moan. WAP

[@donaldstamper6840]

My dad who coached me in the 70’s and 80’s taught us the same thing. And we were champions for 4 years straight!

[@srats56]

so big deal, still living past glory days of a 10 yr old?

[@movieblocks9164]

Wow! Such a big thing winning a 10 YO game. So amazing. I assume you went pro?

[@donaldstamper6840]

Don’t hate guys because your father didn’t raise you right!

[@movieblocks9164]

@@donaldstamper6840 I know my father didn't raise me like he did you. I'm very successful. How 'bout you?

[@donaldstamper6840]

MovieBlocks Productions A.K. That coming from some libtard who prob still lives in his parents basement and makes videos with his toy legos 😂😂. Mommy!!! Can you make me a gwild cheese and mato soup, your wittle boy is hungy.

[@xlxcrossing99]

I love how he never says it's unacceptable to lose. Losing is part of life, everyone loses, but when you compete, you are competing to win....bravo coach.

[@rainbowsix4818]

Kid corrects coach,"you mean better?" Lol!!!!!!

[@Kidreads]

He stayed committed to the gooder though lol

[@Kidreads]

And then insults the childern

[@thomasmyers3808]

Rainbow Six I caught that, too. Kids are great.

[@jehkjshrfk]

If anybody is wondering..yes, they lost.

[@MrTangent]

jehkjshrfk What a bunch of losers.

[@aldojansel9439]

Lol

[@JasonAlexzander1q47]

Damn

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

Theirs always another time lol

[@chronicbullets6751]

jehkjshrfk they aren't focusing on their goals then

[@airborneassasin]

a great speech got us a 13 12 comeback win down 12-3 in the 9th ... Motivation works

[@patrickdaughdrill9326]

When I was a kid, my coaches in football and baseball would just teach us how to play the game and win.......and our coach wouldn't call the dads losers either, because the dads were there.

[@CypherDND]

Sounds like your coach was a loser

[@billybatchelor2863]

He's not the coach we asked for,but he's the coach we need!!

[@KWAHU93]

😂 True

[@Vortexes675]

@@KWAHU93period ah

[@kevino2783]

No coach should tell very young children that their parents are losers simply because they told them to have fun playing a game. It's a parents job to prepare their children to succeed as adults, not this egocentric bozo

[@KevinTkt14]

​@@artcarrasco9 no, that's you

[@DevilsInBaggyPants1941]

😂😂😂

[@danlincoln8987]

He is not a smart man but he knows what love is

[@arizonabarb51]

What are you talking about? You are not smart just by your comment.

[@shutrumpracing2451]

@@arizonabarb51 do not comment on a youtube video ever again until youve watched Forrest Gump. it is mandatory in america.

[@arizonabarb51]

@@shutrumpracing2451 I will not watch forest Gump again. Tom Hanks is an abuser to children. What about you not repeating dialogs of Satanists trying to be funny or smart. Make your own ones. Don't be a pendejo. Mandatory to watch Forest Gump😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes sheep. Keep on recommending what the masters tell you to do and say. I say, " Make boys real men with big balls and teach them the value of having descendents to protect their families heritage and future." "We need men who fight and win." Also, " Men your seeds are important do not give them( donation) or throw then in trash cans."

[@arizonabarb51]

Look who is talking...😂😂😂😂

[@shutrumpracing2451]

@@arizonabarb51 take off your tin foil hat pinche loca

[@JaySpacely]

My dad showed up to one of my rec league soccer games and gave me a pre-game speech like this: he said "remember - win if you can, lose if you must; but ALWAYS cheat." I was seven... the soccer mom's weren't happy; but we went undefeated. 🎯

[@alexanderwolfe1474]

Reginals Love, of the Love Brothers, used that line in pro wrestling back in the 70's.

[@mikesaucier3046]

my cousin had a t-shirt that said that

[@Accurize2]

If you’re truly the best, no need to cheat. Make the other team cheat just to stay in the game. If you can’t do that. Practice.

[@JaySpacely]

@@Accurize2 yeah. It's not something I would teach the youth, but it was pretty funny in the moment.

[@cjr1881]

None of that is good or true

[@stabblooder6148]

I believe the proper phraseology is "more gooder"

[@TheReiserrob]

Most inspirational speech I've ever heard. Let's drink from the skulls of our enemies!

[@jt-ff3yx]

"It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose." --coach from Teen Wolf (1985)

[@jasonsawyer2189]

Negative fuck that...participation trophy..look we almost don't suck lol

[@ycantwebefriends1]

It took me unto 1:31 to realize this wasn’t a bad lip reading.

[@quiscarson5325]

Best coach I ever seen…

[@waltermitty7154]

Blayne with a ‘Y’, Jaxson with an ‘X’ = millennials naming kids

[@Jah_Berl]

Walter Mitty Not even close

[@quomofo1]

Soooooo true!!!!!! Lol!

[@waltermitty7154]

@@Jah_Berl is a millennial with a child named Rylande with an ‘E’

[@Jah_Berl]

@@waltermitty7154 lol nah

[@apex4201]

that was good, but you can do "gooder" lmao

[@thekyleyoumans]

Here I was expecting a kid to say “your dad’s a loser” would’ve been a lot funnier lol

[@mike751]

kyleyoumans *funnierer

[@chambersr1176]

He probably would've fought em

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

Would have been hilarious if the coach responded with, "no kidding."

[@josephberam117]

I'm guessing this coach won't be passing out participation trophies:-)

[@landynwheeler8713]

So hes a real coach

[@lexflynn1994]

This guy feels like a throwback.

[@bigfan1041]

2:19 That's the sound women make after listening to a winner talk

[@rylandspencer]

Sounded like she sat on her thumb

[@disneycenter487]

.25 speed 😂😂😂

[@jorcin03]

Seriously laughing my ass off at this post!!!!!! 😂

[@JohnnyV_Val]

@@disneycenter487 best use of play back speed EVER!

[@LeaderHeat]

Your a winner for noticing that

[@frankietorres1901]

Now!!!! That's the American spirit..... Because if your not first. Your last...... Ricky Bobby. A great American.....

[@reavesmo8060]

Reese Bobby: Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth. Ricky Bobby: What? I’ve lived my whole life by that!

[@robbielifts0903]

Reaves MO best quote ever😂

[@cunninglinguist8832]

YOUR English teacher is shaking their head right now!

[@rickyrick9328]

Reese Bobby - "Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth."

[@mrhoffame]

SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!

[@saltoftheearth7341]

1:06 he heard “grilled cheese” & he looked quick.

[@tristencollins6852]

Oh shit he did😂

[@MT-nn8ok]

Lmaooooooo

[@darrenmuse]

Lol. You're right!!

[@TAKLProductions]

Hahaha

[@maximusmax4557]

Fun fact: The "everyone gets a trophy" mentality in America started with "No Child Left Behind," signed into law by a Republican president. See, not every child could meet school standards, so we lowered those standards, which is EXACTLY what we do in this country on a very regular basis. This guy is a true hero, a real patriot. He isn't the coach we wanted, but he's the coach we need.

[@dilloncrouch2559]

in the last second you just hear a kid say “sorry about the bloody nose”😂

[@tenitri5023]

The Dorks of Charleston haha thanks for pointing that out. Too perfect

[@dilloncrouch2559]

cm. CG indeed

[@baileyjames9523]

cm. CG got em

[@johntunney1864]

@Rollo Larson bro that other dude is just ignorant, we've all been slaves, we are all still slaves. His comment was proof.

[@johntunney1864]

@cm. CG I used to think just like you when I was about 12-17. Im 23 now and thankfully educated myself.