Scared Straight: Mac Attack - Saturday Night Live

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3 shoplifters get a graphic, yet weirdly familiar, warning from ex-con Macintosh Aired 05/10/08
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[@limpinz]

That scar is priceless..

[@gigijnbaptiste6974]

Those are the kind caused by Sharpies.

[@Cyrunix]

That's a snitch scar.

[@DaRealMrsRaymond]

"... It ain't gon be no grease. There ain't gon be NO GREASE!" 🤣😭 I laughed entirely too hard at that

[@ashleyfordham-harper4807]

Grease IS the word!!!!!

[@poupoulechou8591]

"I know plenty of dudes who would do it with a dead guy" XDD

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

Damn you need to know more dudes

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

Just realised this was a quote from the show

[@toreytownsend4705]

LMAO!!!

[@Fish17777]

comooon

[@OhNoItsEmanuel]

Kenan is 100% one of the all-time greats of SNL.

[@redzoom7857]

Without question

[@payableondeath9091]

@@redzoom7857 good head on his shoulders in all he does👍

[@famousgoldentouch]

Absolutely ! Many great actors came and left…but I can’t even imagine snl without Keenan…

[@JonahsWail]

For sure, he’s always awesome

[@donaldretallack9743]

He was destined to be on snl, it's like they were made for each other

[@Kringkay]

"there ain't gon be no grease!" hahahahahaha

[@Enkabard]

Kring Kay xD god this is perfect!

[@pinSjon79]

"Yeah they get it.. "

[@saibellpamc376]

"... ain't gon be no grease." 🥴

[@beezo8979]

😂😂

[@eeza]

kenan's flawless in these sketches, barely even looking at the cue cards hehe

[@DS-xk6yr]

The man has talent.

[@anywaywhatever5153]

Kidding right? He’s reading off the cards a LOT

[@LetCode96666]

Because he's experienced in this situation and this is REAL XD

[@shawnuel]

He's flawless because he plays each character the same EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[@saintnick999]

Yes! The same guy for years and years lol

[@cheddarbob7602]

"I'ma pull yo face out yo butt. Roll the credits!" 😂

[@biancaradelfinger3338]

😂😂😂😂

[@victorhopkins4080]

I’m CRYING!!!!!

[@reginaldwilkinson6019]

The dumbest ass sketches ever made on SNL.

[@sabethmalfliet7939]

You know this is one of the first Scared Straight series when the audience is still extremely shocked when he gets graphic

[@jasonflay8818]

I think the best one was with Betty White Granny Macintosh!

[@canaisyoung3601]

And there's no celebrity playing the second convict.

[@jawhoney]

anyone else notice when keenan gets in Andy’s face and said “junior” he says “ni-unior “ lmfaooooooo he was boutta pop off

[@supremebearface9242]

Which part was that?

[@KatinaVentin]

@@supremebearface9242 4:02

[@SH-ok7ov]

Oh I didn’t notice he messed that line up ahah that was a good save 😅

[@lakeshow2132]

Yes! Hahaha

[@jamiewilliamson1588]

Shia is easily the best at looking scared

[@Tío_R3D]

He had a lot of practice with transformers

[@rmk6444]

Because he probably is 😂

[@bingram2011]

LeSpoof

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

Lol he's cute as hell doing it, too

[@ClearwaterMK2]

DO IT!!!

[@the_original_dude]

3:19 Shia trying not to laugh is the funniest thing, because he's genuinely trying, just like a kid in some situation when he's not supposed to laugh

[@baileyryan96]

Man we finally got shia and Kenan together. They both started on Disney and nickelodeon so it's good to see there success.

[@TR-hp7md]

Shia was only a Disney kid, Keenan was a Disney kid and Nickelodeon kid

[@baileyryan96]

@@TR-hp7md yes but Kenan is better known for working with kel on All that and Kenan and kel. Nobody talks about his mighty ducks movies. So he's better known from nickelodeon.

[@davidholzer4155]

@@baileyryan96 yes they do

[@SurrealiamPrime]

@@baileyryan96 you say Might Ducks, i knew Kenan on Heavyweights. the most underrated movie imo

[@emmanueldedovets5960]

Shia literally had the golden ticket but him as a person scared everyone away from working with him. I personally thoght he was a decent actor. Lately he hasn't gotten into trouble, I hope he gets his anger under control because I do enjoy his acting.

[@ellalivingston3947]

2:39 The poster in the background 😅 "If a cop calls you for money, it's not a cop, it's a con."

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

I like how Mac really is just trying to help these kids, but he's been in prison for so long that he has no idea what's appropriate to say to them

[@scottrussell1006]

kenan makes me laugh so hard i can't breathe! it ISN'T EASY doing what he does. He is a genius! I wish him continued success now and forever!

[@KidaleSmith]

His metaphors everytime chief says he can't do that here is FUNNY!!! "I'll drive this train wherever you want me to, you just gotta lay down the tracks" 🤣🤣 I'm laughing at all of em

[@enzomthethwa5861]

Those guys actually look believable as teenagers.

[@hobowitharay-gun261]

Teens and maybe early 20s guys

[@mchevre]

Hader and Samberg were like 29 here and Shia was 22 I believe.

[@cocodacoco3065]

I like how Shia and Kenan are both giving 110% with their acting, but in completely opposite ways.

[@angeloacosta977]

7 year 2020 recommended gang who else here

[@zkarebear]

✊

[@scottnomore9489]

Just stole 50 cars!

[@lydialillico7596]

🤩

[@GirlyDeadpool]

🖖

[@unaccompanied.minor.problem]

2021

[@Emily-gx6dd]

I love how Shia’s fully in it acting his heart out and everyone else is trying not to laugh at Kenan being hilarious

[@GabrielFerreira-gh5ou]

I had to steal 50 Cars in one night or the russians would kill my brother 😂😂😂

[@marcianadelospinos9921]

😝😝😝😜😜😜😅😅😅

[@reifuyuki644]

Randall raines lol

[@tedd7545]

"now sit down!" gets me everytime lol

[@SS-mt6jx]

Came here to watch Bill breaking his character. But he did not!

[@raynwhocares9921]

S S yeah it's becoming less funny...

[@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating]

He nails his lines and usually breaks character when someone else is being funny

[@mementomori3411]

@@amelia7368 unnus annus

[@ineedmoresleep7304]

@@mementomori3411 unus annus 👌

[@mementomori3411]

@@ineedmoresleep7304 eh unnus annus

[@Hecket]

U can see Shia trying to hold back his laughter @ 3:10 when Kenan gets in his face when he goes from joking to super serious! xD

[@isiahwarner3087]

3:19.....This is when Shia starts to break character and laugh!! 😆

[@allencampbell1058]

Shia never broke character

[@liberatevosexinferis439]

shia is the best actor ive seen on snl...

[@MarisaConniee]

Agreed :)

[@gootballe583]

Hahahahahaaaaa !!!

[@jeremywhistler2850]

I have a question. What is your profile pic from? I saw another person with it, and I was wondering the significance. Your name seem like they could or could not be related.

[@Wertical93]

THERE AIN'T GON' BE NO GREASE! :D

[@chynacoleman1660]

Kenan is so lovable

[@abbiepowell8506]

I don't wanna be that person, but Bill Hader seriously looks so good in this sketch. 😍😍😍

[@bonjour_mal]

Yass! He’s giving me vans warped tour vibes and I’m here for it💙😊

[@therealmegabros]

Wild how Keenan`s been making me laugh since I was young and he still kills me. Legend for sure.

[@kerryegan3091]

“Baby food, hats, newspapers, hats...” Kenan 😂😂😂

[@justicewillprevail1106]

Kenan is hilarious. Gotta love him. I’ve always thought Kenan was in his twenties. Had no idea he is in his 40s.

[@dotis9]

Bill's face at 5:12 oh my god xddddd

[@matthewgoddard6426]

funny as. without people like this the world would be a sad sad place.

[@11Kralle]

Reminds me to a greasy joke. First night in jail. The new guy gets a visit in the dark from his rather creepy looking inmate: "You know - today is the first night, you can choose!" "Choose?" "With or without grease..." "(gulp) w..w...with." The inmate bumbs his fist against the bars and yells: "GREASE!!! Come on in."

[@kareemlawson5699]

Wasnt even semi funny

[@mercedesbends4111]

I will drive this train wherever you want to chief, you just gotta lay down the tracks😂😂😂😂

[@nathanb5923]

“There ain’t gonna be no grease’. That killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roflcopter453261]

The funny thing is there aren't even any disks in the boxes at gamestop, they're behind the counter

[@heisenberg9240]

Gamestop employees dont open up new games to keep the discs behind the counter lol

[@georgesabapathy2508]

Ain't gon be no grease 😅

[@ancienttechnique5830]

I changed my life for the better the moment he said “ain’t gone be no grease” the second time. The first time really didn’t do it for me

[@mumbikay6676]

Can't get enough of this!! oh Kenan Thompson :)

[@coppulor6500]

"ain't gonna be no grease. There ain't gonna BE NO GREASE!!"

[@Anonymous_Guest]

I do find it kind of ironic that Shia also played Stanley Yelnats from Holes, and he’s a delinquent in this sketch. FOR STEALING.

[@D3thL33tCODM]

Sadly Stanley was wrongfully incarcerated. His buddy he taught to read was the one who stole the shoes.

[@Anonymous_Guest]

@@D3thL33tCODM Yeah I know, I’ve read the book several times.

[@usmcchrisg]

Keenan is the master of sketch comedy.

[@westcoast2capisalivenikomo584]

Did you draw that on with a sharpy lol 😆 😂

[@TheTuubster]

I was waiting for him to talk about living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[@mr.l8723]

There’s scared straight, then there’s THE MAC ATTACK!!!!!

[@LeahIsHereNow]

Kenan might legit be the funniest person on earth! His range of characters is insane! And he’s cute as all get out, too! 😂😂😂

[@miguelparada2286]

"Im talking about 10, 20 guys in a row rotating thru you like a carousel, it ain't gon' be no grease. THERE AIN'T GON' BE NO GREASE!"

[@jerryjanik480]

I swear to God McIntosh has to be the greatest movie writer of all time screenplay all his life stories movies

[@stephenison5703]

No no no he's just stealing my car 💯 priceless😂

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Love whenever he tells kenan he can’t say that than he says whatever he says when he says my bad haha.

[@doctorarden5741]

4:03 Kenan almost says the "N" Word but catches himself lol

[@jobansandhu]

This should have never ended.

[@westcoast2capisalivenikomo584]

One eye Willie lol 😆 the whole goonies movie lol 😆😂 legend

[@billyraphoon6906]

I think that Shia was legitimately terrified, not acting

[@blu_rey8656]

Kenan always been funny as hell. He been funny since he was a kid himself.

[@BlackGhost47]

Rockmore & Kimble. One of the greatest duos.

[@Thekingkhari]

Lol if you saw that table talk and this you know Shia ALWAYS commits to the role

[@nikolamurdzev4898]

Kenan is the essence of snl

[@varunsrinidhi2618]

The look on Bill Hader's face is just priceless.

[@clermontcrocs]

DID HE KENNAN ALMOST SAY THE "N" WORD BUT THEN STOP HIMSELF AND SAY "JUNIOR"? AT 4:03

[@alex_n215]

LMAO I THINK HE DID

[@sirkittius]

Came here hoping I wasn't alone, lol

[@Hungrycaitwolf]

love you kenan!!!

[@aarondigby5054]

@5:56 Macintosh fully fulfilled his mission

[@alexhanma5991]

Why was he wearing a weight lifting belt lmao

[@annic7995]

His Korean friend, Data almost got killed!🤣

[@rockingglock7954]

This here is real

[@AmbitousStylez]

Holy whoever comes up w this stuff deservesa medal

[@princessstreetmetal]

the fact that this SNL sketch from 9 years ago has the most recent installment of GTA in it

[@stanleytheodat7158]

This was in 2008

[@Coolminecraftthing]

"We weren't going to kill anyone" They, later on, went to murder someone's sister, 2 police officers, and another person while writing a note.

[@kameerhosein5748]

And then they proceeded to play a song after every gunshot

[@victorhopkins4080]

Omg!!! KEENAN KILLED IT!!!

[@GatCat]

I like this best when Keenan is doing it just himself.

[@lizardmandx]

That scar is just ridiculous

[@josecastanon3506]

He came a long ways since nickelodeon.

[@forkyyyy7842]

Il drive this train where ever you want ,you just gotta lay the tracks 😂😂😂 kenan is a hero

[@Redfly214]

no one will ever replace matt foley. at least not he's resting in a van by the river

[@Slipknott9641]

"There won't be no grease!" Lol

[@jamesgorden5383]

ahhhh Game Stop....if only they knew that time lol

[@WhiteCheddar.]

This was the best running skit 😂😂

[@nicolejttmom6061]

Keenan is always flawless.

[@markmower6507]

"He's just stealing my car." Hahahahahahahaha 😀!!!

[@ravish16031984]

I was waiting for him to say "In a van down by the river"

[@sunsetrider45]

Kenan is gold.

[@xuxastyles]

It was the “no Grease “ for me😂😂😂😂

[@ibadipe]

there aint go be no grease

[@aCegr018]

I found some great movie plots of movies i didn't see when i watched all these scared straight bits.. LOL

[@iamscythed]

This is the only one where they don't break.

[@my.brooklyn.flora.forestbr7351]

happy Saturday....Emmy 2021 for Kenan...win, Lynn

[@PBandShayne]

Damn this sketch is almost 14 years old.

[@ErikCartman]

keenan on top, the first of a serie, shia probably in his best role, actors struggling to not laugh. this is why i love snl

[@TheFreeForever]

Membrane Attack Complex?!?! LOL

[@Man_fay_the_Bru]

he deffo stole more cookies than hats

[@lionswhelp6025]

Penny drops: hahaha 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@dragomirmironov743]

"I got a plot for you junior. You smart off, I'm a pull your face out your butt, roll the credits!" this is classic!

[@clarejennings5049]

There won't be no grease

[@christophercampbell2929]

The, "hey thats the plot of insert movie here" joke has been done in comedy about a million times.

[@rachelt5687]

Omgosh on a shia marathon tonight this dude is an ACTOR.

[@maxboyle2116]

ON YO FEET! NOW SIT DUWN!

[@julieboolie1946]

Kenan the bomb as always!!

[@richcandoit]

Yeah he killed this

[@lizaanwessels9655]

I feel like i know shia from one of my childhood stories but i can't remember what the name was

[@steverobbins4933]

I don't think this guy was actually ever in jail.