Scary TikTok Man Forces Children To Work Out (at 3am)

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@ChiefKeefBangBanq
@ChiefKeefBangBanq 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is the definition of when it’s late at night and you get the urge to completely turn your life around but only end up doing 3 pushups then pass out
@banquetoftheleviathan1404
@banquetoftheleviathan1404 2 жыл бұрын
Bro i played an entire Pokémon game where i did 10 push ups everytime a pokemon leveled up and it didn’t do shit. Push ups are a scam
@ismaelbalima1
@ismaelbalima1 2 жыл бұрын
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 nah dude ur just strong
@ismaelbalima1
@ismaelbalima1 2 жыл бұрын
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 i went from being able to lift 25 to 35 in 1 week
@manitdoshi
@manitdoshi 2 жыл бұрын
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 post physique and pushup form. Pushups are the best excercise.
@banquetoftheleviathan1404
@banquetoftheleviathan1404 2 жыл бұрын
​@@manitdoshi i was too light/not eating enough. i'd prob have you do weights but especially fix my eating habits which I'm finally making progress on. Otherwise, it was an easy plan to stick to even for me with my adhd, just joking at the irony that i was maybe the one person it was useless on
@heidid.7582
@heidid.7582 2 жыл бұрын
"If you just remember to breathe, you will make it through the night." Everyone with sleep apnea: 👁👄👁
@poetry4losers
@poetry4losers 2 жыл бұрын
My husband hooks himself up to a robot every night because his nose is too small to guarantee breathing success lol
@HenyaStudent
@HenyaStudent 2 жыл бұрын
@miloagent8 lol pleasesomeonehelphim
@morgandishman
@morgandishman Жыл бұрын
Next time I'm asked about it I'll tell that person I just forgot
@dcarter455
@dcarter455 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this exact comment😂
@ratatootie
@ratatootie 2 ай бұрын
"If you just remember to breathe, you will make it through the night." Me with my utterly congested nose: 👁👄👁
@Tink00
@Tink00 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah: "you're gonna stand up" Me, in my wheelchair: "whelp"
@waddle5366
@waddle5366 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@calebdupree3564
@calebdupree3564 2 жыл бұрын
get better soon for all reasons this is a joke
@crypticshadows
@crypticshadows 2 жыл бұрын
NO SWME LITERALLY ME: 👩‍🦽👁👄👁 also ayo another disabled person :D
@crypticshadows
@crypticshadows 2 жыл бұрын
@@calebdupree3564 if they in a wheelchair there’s a large chance they won’t get “better” and also being in a wheelchair is entirely fine so yeah.. it’s kinda insensitive (at least for me who’s in one)
@calebdupree3564
@calebdupree3564 2 жыл бұрын
@@crypticshadows ik i was just saying that cause it's some sht I've heard. while i personally don't need to use one, I've seen people say stuff like that, and it was my stupid way of sharing it. didn't mean to come off like an ashole my bad
@wilbert3842
@wilbert3842 2 жыл бұрын
I think this man confused “personal trainer” with “serial killer”
@erickjoestar1561
@erickjoestar1561 2 жыл бұрын
Worse, he's a serial trainer
@maggiebottoms6526
@maggiebottoms6526 2 жыл бұрын
@@erickjoestar1561 a personal killer
@christhe2dprotogen511
@christhe2dprotogen511 2 жыл бұрын
@@maggiebottoms6526 you just hire a guy to kill you
@hahano5523
@hahano5523 2 жыл бұрын
@@maggiebottoms6526 a personal killer for serial trainers
@ju2tunknown
@ju2tunknown 2 жыл бұрын
@@maggiebottoms6526 a hit man?
@bethanythatsme
@bethanythatsme 2 жыл бұрын
I don't ever intend on having children, but labor is one of the only reasons I'd be up at 3am pushing through the pain & hoping for survival.
@bananawitchcraft
@bananawitchcraft 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds nice, I have a chronic condition where I sometimes wind up in the ER in the middle of the night but... at least I have health insurance to pay the ambulance bill
@supastrrz
@supastrrz 2 жыл бұрын
@@bananawitchcraft wait what’s the correlation i’m lost
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 2 жыл бұрын
@@bananawitchcraft ok?
@shiannafoxx
@shiannafoxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@bananawitchcraft Uh... did you reply to the wrong person or???
@bethanythatsme
@bethanythatsme 2 жыл бұрын
@@bananawitchcraft how did my comment invalidate that? I'm lost here.
@natj1596
@natj1596 2 жыл бұрын
3am is the witching hour! It’s when supernatural things are supposed to happen- like for example, a man showing up in your windows and telling you to do a trillion push ups
@frogofalltime
@frogofalltime 2 жыл бұрын
convinced he's been cursed by the fae
@connorbeith3232
@connorbeith3232 2 жыл бұрын
There should be a Gremlins reboot where Gizmo transforms at 3am instead of midnight.
@evelynjenkins4456
@evelynjenkins4456 2 жыл бұрын
When a changeling grows up
@slimyboixd
@slimyboixd Жыл бұрын
Midnight is the witching hour, 3AM is the devil's hour.
@waffleaffle231
@waffleaffle231 2 ай бұрын
When I was a kid I woke up at 3am every single night with sleep paralysis. Lasted from when we moved in to when we moved out of that apartment. I'm scared.
@_PrinceDionysus_
@_PrinceDionysus_ 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis gets less and less sure that this channel is free with every video
@bextomoose
@bextomoose 2 жыл бұрын
One day he will upload an entire video that starts off normally, but when he does his intro, he keeps questioning himself on whether or not it's free. After that, it's just like 8 minutes of unedited content of him checking whether or not it _is_ free, through different means of finding out
@wanderingchook1193
@wanderingchook1193 2 жыл бұрын
it isnt actually free, we pay ur subscription with our aura energy.
@maggiebottoms6526
@maggiebottoms6526 2 жыл бұрын
What if one day it’s not free
@maggiebottoms6526
@maggiebottoms6526 2 жыл бұрын
@@wanderingchook1193 it’s not actually free you just sell your soul unknowingly
@TomBlatildush
@TomBlatildush 2 жыл бұрын
It is free, we just pay with multiple mid roll ads
@jinnbell4017
@jinnbell4017 2 жыл бұрын
Being terrified into working out is the only way I will exercise
@tusia3899
@tusia3899 2 жыл бұрын
Personally being terrified into working out just makes me not exercise out of spite
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 2 жыл бұрын
@@tusia3899 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA actually, fuck you _goes to sleep_ "
@crypticshadows
@crypticshadows 2 жыл бұрын
am I the only one who likes working out 😭 ajhs
@someoneidk308
@someoneidk308 2 жыл бұрын
@@crypticshadows a lot of people don't get much of a dopamine high while exercising compared to others. The high is usually what makes people like exercise- it burns but it feels *really* good. No high means it just hurts :(
@fallen_vague28
@fallen_vague28 2 жыл бұрын
@@someoneidk308 Can confirm this. With no high/dopamine being triggered, theres not much encouraging me to continue, and can only do it in short bursts unlike others who can do it for much, much longer
@lune4089
@lune4089 2 жыл бұрын
Actually Jarvis, I think we *should* be stealing small children’s souls.
@callmesaph
@callmesaph 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@christhe2dprotogen511
@christhe2dprotogen511 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a kid myself and I got 7 souls already
@eliasalbarracin5549
@eliasalbarracin5549 2 жыл бұрын
@@christhe2dprotogen511 Sigma grindset right here.
@TheGirlOfAllTime
@TheGirlOfAllTime 2 жыл бұрын
couldn’t agree more
@krusher181
@krusher181 2 жыл бұрын
@@christhe2dprotogen511 I’m about to steal 3-4 of those if you aren’t careful
@kingpatrick1265
@kingpatrick1265 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis saying "what's currently fighting me is gravity, and I'm winning. I'm still standing. I can do anything" was more motivational than anything else in this video lol
@mrdollyman5675
@mrdollyman5675 2 жыл бұрын
Im glad to be part of team Premium. Nothing but Gold Tier content on this channel.
@ieajackson5518
@ieajackson5518 2 жыл бұрын
Fish
@heatedrindo
@heatedrindo 2 жыл бұрын
Fish
@kiranpaistein5290
@kiranpaistein5290 2 жыл бұрын
Fish
@flowersfalls6120
@flowersfalls6120 2 жыл бұрын
Fish
@hope52677
@hope52677 2 жыл бұрын
It's ✨Premium✨
@ChChChelsky
@ChChChelsky 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this from the toilet- him saying "you're gonna make it, breathe, push through the pain" is actually..... motivating? 😂 Thanks!! 😄
@painter-midge
@painter-midge 2 жыл бұрын
It's been an hour, did you make it out alive bestie
@calebdupree3564
@calebdupree3564 2 жыл бұрын
they haven't replied so i assume no
@mrmaxmondays
@mrmaxmondays 2 жыл бұрын
doo doo doom
@cinnabard955
@cinnabard955 2 жыл бұрын
good person it’s been a while, are you ok? Push through the pain. You’ll make it through the night.
@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat
@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat 2 жыл бұрын
They were too motivated 😔
@mk-sh6iy
@mk-sh6iy 2 жыл бұрын
I know that its probably not a bullet proof vest but its funnier to think that this man is just always prepared. like he lives in the safest middle class neighborhood in the neighborhood with the lowest crime rate in the US (probably because he lives there), but he is always prepared, and he's preparing his tiny child army of 5 year olds. he will conquer the world, and he will make us all do pushups. this is how world peace will be achieved.
@smdavis6604
@smdavis6604 2 жыл бұрын
Peace through power.
@latchisswithanl6996
@latchisswithanl6996 2 жыл бұрын
Where's the rest of the essay?
@xagefreeman2091
@xagefreeman2091 2 жыл бұрын
Its a weighted vest but that does make it funner
@KittyBGaming
@KittyBGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: who wakes up at 3 am to workout? That dude: Oh boy 3 am!
@emotoes32
@emotoes32 2 жыл бұрын
😂lmao
@seal8900
@seal8900 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is a reference to something but I can’t quite place it
@purple2603
@purple2603 2 жыл бұрын
@@seal8900 it's SpongeBob when Mr.Krabs wanted them to start doing night shifts
@ashleytheblindvisionary907
@ashleytheblindvisionary907 2 жыл бұрын
This deserves all the likes lol.
@viviantompkins7925
@viviantompkins7925 2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@cl5470
@cl5470 2 жыл бұрын
Personal trainer here: I am less concerned with the kid doing push ups than with this style of "motivation". Exercise should be fun and mixed with play for little kids. It helps them build positive associations with movement instead of a feeling of dread. You can get similar motions in if you take them to the playground and play a game of tag. No nightmare inducing "coaching" necessary. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
@Candy_Flower
@Candy_Flower 2 жыл бұрын
@@FireSilver25 Damn.. Hope you're okay😂
@rebeccahicks2392
@rebeccahicks2392 2 жыл бұрын
@@FireSilver25 I feel like we also do this to kids in regards to learning, with how tyrannical both schools and parents are about homework and grades.
@waffleaffle231
@waffleaffle231 Жыл бұрын
​@@rebeccahicks2392 as someone with parents who always expect high grades from me, yes. I've developed anxiety and dread around going to school in general because of it.
@robmarsh918
@robmarsh918 Жыл бұрын
As a mental health professional and personal trainer, you are 100% spot on.
@spinecho609
@spinecho609 Жыл бұрын
We do everything in our power to make students hate learning
@RoeDeer5674
@RoeDeer5674 2 жыл бұрын
4:04 That evil demon voice is a voice line from a android assassin named Revenant from Apex Legends , for anyone who's wondering or recognises the voice but doesn't know what it is. Never thought I'd hear it used in this type of content but lmao, here we are.
@Lune0738
@Lune0738 2 жыл бұрын
As a Revenant main I was pretty confused like... wait, why are you here, this is not content you'd put Revenant in? :/
@tianojames1421
@tianojames1421 2 жыл бұрын
This is the middle of the jarvis x apex venn diagram guys this is huge
@bubblesppgz11
@bubblesppgz11 2 жыл бұрын
I was just looking through the comments to see if anyone else recognized it, so confused why he used Rev of all legends 😂
@Josh7204
@Josh7204 2 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn't going mad. Tbf for a robot he's got a distinct voice
@jere6510
@jere6510 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lune0738 SAMEE
@KayBee659
@KayBee659 2 жыл бұрын
Re forgetting to breathe to get through the night, perhaps a shout out to people without sleep apnea. He just wants us to use our CPAPs!
@EveloGrave
@EveloGrave 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a child like ages 5-10 if I did something bad at my dad's house I was forced to exercise, hard. I now resent exercise. Thanks for that dad.
@evanburke9365
@evanburke9365 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis you can’t escape him. 100000 push-ups
@_raboot_
@_raboot_ 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like it’s been more than 90 days, you can change your name now.
@maggiebottoms6526
@maggiebottoms6526 2 жыл бұрын
@@_raboot_ go find a better use of your time dude
@_raboot_
@_raboot_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@maggiebottoms6526 🐚
@door-chan
@door-chan 2 жыл бұрын
As someone with anxiety, I do often worry I'm not making it past the night, even when I'm just going to sleep... Jeremiah made that fear go up exponentially, thank you, Jeremiah!
@HelloKittyfouronesix
@HelloKittyfouronesix 2 жыл бұрын
“ I promise I am not working out at 3am” while wearing a hot pocket shirt. Peeeeeerfect. LOL
@chillinchills
@chillinchills 2 жыл бұрын
I actually don’t feel safe in my own home. Imma see him in my dreams forcing me to do push-ups w/ subpar form.
@somebodysleftkneecap
@somebodysleftkneecap 2 жыл бұрын
Well, let's all pull an all-nighter and board up our houses until we can safely sleep without dreaming about this guy making us exercise at 3 a.m.
@maggiebottoms6526
@maggiebottoms6526 2 жыл бұрын
@@somebodysleftkneecap well I’m 6 windows into my night & im still terrified
@Miriam-pq4vx
@Miriam-pq4vx 2 жыл бұрын
im so glad you noticed that kid didint have a straight back when exercising.
@duck4188
@duck4188 2 жыл бұрын
This is really random man but I have audio processing disorder and usually I cant watch videos without captions and understand whats being said but your voice is really clear and easy to listen to and it's nice to hear normally I've watched like every single one of your videos because of it
@melpomenethemuse
@melpomenethemuse 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has sleep apnea and stops breathing during the night, the reminder to breathe is somewhat necessary.
@pureicefire
@pureicefire 2 жыл бұрын
This guy’s facial expression haunts me. Not Jarvis’ face-that face blesses me.
@DMO-DMO-DMO
@DMO-DMO-DMO 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao the idea of "wearing a bulletproof vest on the stairmaster" makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
@Neon99
@Neon99 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t want anyone taking him out so they can become the stairmaster
@selcouthem6044
@selcouthem6044 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting to hear Revenants voice in tiktoks about children doing push ups but Loba would be proud that Jarvis is calling him a demon
@Marulauriu710
@Marulauriu710 2 жыл бұрын
Now that's what you'd call shock therapy
@morganherring6958
@morganherring6958 2 жыл бұрын
When Jarvis stands at his desk with the wide angle, he looks his actual height. When he stands in the back of the room, he looks 5'7ish. When he stands in the back of the room and stretches his arm to the ceiling, he looks 5'7ish with a GIGANTIC arm lol
@whatever3145
@whatever3145 2 жыл бұрын
I have fibro and auto immune illnesses. So like, what's fighting me IS MYSELF
@pocket-stars
@pocket-stars 2 жыл бұрын
the first video he showed us felt like a really intense message to someone going through labor. youre gonna make it through the night just push through the pain and keep breathing
@katedole3269
@katedole3269 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I just gave birth last week and while it was in the afternoon, def same vibes
@awkwardpotato2793
@awkwardpotato2793 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate the unintentional decision Jarvis made to wear a T shirt that says "Hot Pockets" while commentating on videos about fitness. Peak comedy
@linat8268
@linat8268 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis, thank you for this. I've had a long day and watching your videos always helps me relax.
@ieajackson5518
@ieajackson5518 2 жыл бұрын
@erxs
@erxs 2 жыл бұрын
no relaxing allowed. do 274927494 pushups immediately
@megantheebarrel9014
@megantheebarrel9014 Жыл бұрын
7:57 "he's the boogeyman for children" implying the regular boogeyman is for adults
@watermelongirl142
@watermelongirl142 2 жыл бұрын
I like the pause between the Johnson and GOLD in your intro. It tickles my ears nicely
@larissajohnson2581
@larissajohnson2581 2 жыл бұрын
That first video I’m just imagining him coaching someone through labour. Could you imagine him as your labour and delivery doctor?😂
@YesIlikebananasSo
@YesIlikebananasSo 2 жыл бұрын
The baby would literally go back in after hearing this guys voice and I wouldn’t even blame it
@felixhehehehehe
@felixhehehehehe 2 жыл бұрын
"i need you to give me 3000 contractions right now"
@ajsteiny1980
@ajsteiny1980 Жыл бұрын
"I don't care that they're 10 minutes old, the baby WILL GIVE ME ONE BILLION PUSHUPS"
@mmisafire
@mmisafire 2 жыл бұрын
this is the exact way my dad use to physically abuse us as children. forcing a six year old to do 20 pushups or run a whole mile or any other thing like that. holding ur feet two inches off the ground, headstands, chair sits, etc. its wild to see someone else doing this kind of this so publicly and it feels good to watch him get called out on his nonsense, however im gonna skip this one bc itll probably hit too close to home 😅
@Anonymous-jw4mj
@Anonymous-jw4mj 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry for you. I hope you're okay now and safe from your abusers.
@meowntown69
@meowntown69 2 жыл бұрын
Omg my parents too, I thought I was the only one! I was forced to hold a book on my arms one day until they physically gave out. It was a rough childhood
@trollsurvivor
@trollsurvivor 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if you’re actually calling that physical abuse ironically or not😅
@mmisafire
@mmisafire 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-jw4mj thankfully he left to go do his own thing last year. i dont plan on ever seeing him again especially since this was only one of his many horrible things
@mmisafire
@mmisafire 2 жыл бұрын
@@trollsurvivor you think putting a child under 10 years old (or any child at all) through military exercises ISNT abuse?? you need to think on yourself and reevaluate the things you do and say.
@christiannersinger7529
@christiannersinger7529 2 жыл бұрын
The first video is eerie, but, I saw it as more of an inspirational type video, like we've all had a night where we're up till 3 depressed af, and he's telling us all we gotta do is breath and push through it and all will be well, like if I randomly scrolled past that on yt shorts or something while I was going through it at 3 am, I'd feel more at ease
@ElliotEel
@ElliotEel 2 жыл бұрын
If you do 1 pushup every second without any breaks, it's 161719.939 years for anyone that was curious
@KriekWorthy
@KriekWorthy 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I only started jogging when a big dog chased me home, but motivation doesn't have to physically terrify you. Adults who abuse kids have all kinds of complicated excuses for hurting them.
@carlybarker6180
@carlybarker6180 2 жыл бұрын
i’m so glad i’m about to turn 18- this guy will never find me to steal my soul if i’m not a child 🎉
@katharineball585
@katharineball585 Жыл бұрын
I'm late but happy birthday!
@carlybarker6180
@carlybarker6180 Жыл бұрын
@@katharineball585 thank you! i’ll hold onto it for my 19th birthday in a few months!
@katharineball585
@katharineball585 Жыл бұрын
@@carlybarker6180 np!
@iliketoeatbatteries8122
@iliketoeatbatteries8122 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s kind of fun how seemingly we’ve all had long/hard days, but it’s ok because Jarvis posted
@rosies4713
@rosies4713 2 жыл бұрын
literally I was coming here to comment that and saw about a hundred other comments saying the same thing we're all in this together ig
@iliketoeatbatteries8122
@iliketoeatbatteries8122 2 жыл бұрын
@@rosies4713 just like the song says
@DiamondM97
@DiamondM97 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah...as someone who was also forced to exercise as a child, these tiktoks make me uncomfortable. Not only did it fuck up my body image, but it also left me with an extremely complicated relationship with exercise (which I still struggle with to this day!).. So yeah, let's maybe not force 5 year olds to do pushups on command at 3am (or at any other time really)
@HenyaStudent
@HenyaStudent 2 жыл бұрын
I was never able to do crunches or pushups and they forced us to try every day and had pushups tests every WEEK Never did a single one and just thought i was "too fat" Only recently did I realize I just need to strengthen my core Just assuming i was too fat was extremely demoralizing
@DiamondM97
@DiamondM97 2 жыл бұрын
@@HenyaStudent i was forced to do a lot of cardio as a kid (mostly running) bc my dad and my brother thought i was too fat so when I got older and started working out on my own, I literally only did cardio for years because I thought it was going to make me lose weight faster. Now that I've educated myself and I know better, I do majority strength training now and I only do cardio once a week. But I still have to fight that voice in my head that says I need to do more cardio (or longer cardio) otherwise I'm gonna get fat. It's super fucked up and it's fucked me up mentally 😪
@ymiph6802
@ymiph6802 2 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondM97 Nah, forcing kids to workout is good
@HenyaStudent
@HenyaStudent 2 жыл бұрын
@@ymiph6802 Local idiot makes a bad take. More at 7.
@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 2 жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with making kids do work outs, it should not be to fat shame them though, but every kid regardless of size should have to work out
@alecguevara1835
@alecguevara1835 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jarvis is just a regular guy (like you [maybe] and me!) during a time of this absurd hyper grind mentality.
@hayhay4774
@hayhay4774 2 жыл бұрын
He gives me middle school gym teacher vibes if the teacher was physically fit and actually did the activities with the class
@Ace_Greymoore
@Ace_Greymoore 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but why did this actually inspire me to work out more. Is this guy just so committed to fitness that his commitment is radiating off him and reaching me
@justapewdssubbot9802
@justapewdssubbot9802 2 жыл бұрын
that demon is actually a voice line from an apex character called Revenant. A robot body with a human conscience that was created specifically to kill whatever target he’s given. So a very fitting audio to put over ur children you are punishing multiple times as content lol
@Chilloutlilbro
@Chilloutlilbro 2 жыл бұрын
This guy would be helpful during child birth “You’re going to push.” “You’re going to push.”
@abbyp.5186
@abbyp.5186 2 жыл бұрын
where even is he in the first video??? is he outside? imagine looking out the window and Jerimiah's outside with his tripod under a streetlight
@SkyFellowship
@SkyFellowship 2 жыл бұрын
I have severe IBS, Huel legit saved my life, I've went from having a giant pool of food to choose from to having to have the same 4 things almost every fucking day, Huel for breakfast, ramen for lunch, Huel for dinner, then breadsticks and cream cheese before bed I do have snacks/treats but yeah, my gut just 1 day revolted on me and I'm now automatically a veggie for life and on 2 huels a day and have been for almost a year On the plus side I also lost 200lb's which the Huel definitely helped with That's a much longer story though that contains a lot of trauma and medical neglect soooo I won't just dump that here But I will say, some fat people are fat because of very bad medical care, so the fact doctors are then fat phobic and blame your weight for things makes it almost impossible to get any real fucking help, dropping the weight I've shoved it in every doctors face since as I'm petty as fuck.
@KayBee659
@KayBee659 2 жыл бұрын
Grrrr I’m sorry you have suffered at the hands of the professionals who were supposed to help you because of their biases about obesity, we all deserve compassionate healthcare!! I’m glad you found your way to health despite them, and I hope you will be able to find a medical professional who you can trust! ❤
@elusivemayfly7534
@elusivemayfly7534 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry you’ve suffered with that! Abdominal pain is no joke. I hope you continue to find food and treatments that help!
@desklamp8591
@desklamp8591 2 жыл бұрын
yeah but like being fat does cause problems 💀
@bruxism666
@bruxism666 2 жыл бұрын
@@desklamp8591 they never said it didn't
@pureicefire
@pureicefire 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you continue to feel better, friend. I wish you the best health.
@k992-o6r
@k992-o6r 2 жыл бұрын
this guy is just my internal dialogue before I go into a manic episode and work out until either I pass out or something breaks
@teztheis3654
@teztheis3654 2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe don't collect children's souls" -- Sebastian Michaelis is quaking
@GenderFluidDragonKing
@GenderFluidDragonKing 2 жыл бұрын
2:31 same vibe as "He gouged out his lungs. Lungs are vital for hamon users."
@mixe4419
@mixe4419 2 жыл бұрын
Well! I was already thinking about working out, and this video has encouraged me to entirely disregard unsourced online advice and take things slow and leisurely, kudos!
@yusufkadar
@yusufkadar 2 жыл бұрын
That first tiktok makes me feel like I'm playing the tutorial for a first-person, choose your own adventure, horror game. I honestly kinda like it
@caylin9235
@caylin9235 2 жыл бұрын
i love spooky season, it's literally the best time of year:))
@cecilia7932
@cecilia7932 Жыл бұрын
2:05 I think we got it all wrong guys. This is obviously an inspirational video for women giving birth at 3 am
@Yoinkus_Sploinkus
@Yoinkus_Sploinkus 7 ай бұрын
remember when jarvis johnson gold said its jarvis johnson golding time and javis johnson golded all over the place
@NatalieLovesxo
@NatalieLovesxo 2 жыл бұрын
Not me watching this at 3:40am! 😭 watching this bc your channel is comforting.
@jonacker6991
@jonacker6991 2 жыл бұрын
I found muscle man's first video about making it through the night hit home pretty hard actually. Not for working out but I have IBS or chrons or something and I'm in incredible pain almost always and that's what I had to tell myself last night. "Just breath and you'll make it through it."
@Alybee5
@Alybee5 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl the first TikTok actually hit really hard for me. I used to be very suicidal and 3am was definitely one of those times where I was questioning what I was doing in this earth. But I doubt that’s the reason why he made that. What makes it worse is that the song in the background was heavy in my playlist rotation at that time 😭
@tiahayworth250
@tiahayworth250 2 жыл бұрын
That demon voice in the second TikTok is actually a voice line of Revenant from Apex Legends. Who canonically is a robot assassin/hitman. I’m not sure if the voice line was meant to be motivational or not but the context of the character saying the line makes it very sinister Edit: I didn’t expect him to use the sound more than once 😂
@kquinnvandevelde1384
@kquinnvandevelde1384 2 жыл бұрын
"don't worry, you're going to make it through the night" why does this sound like a threat?
@deaf_vendetta
@deaf_vendetta 2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing that the shirt in the ad break clearly was unfolded and put on just for the ad 😂
@TheLinguistable
@TheLinguistable 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. Those stairs won't know which way they're going."
@marcbelenzon7280
@marcbelenzon7280 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: “that little voice saying there’s still hope, is lying” is actually a voice line by Revenant from Apex legends!
@leilaandrews5470
@leilaandrews5470 Жыл бұрын
This feels like being a supply runner during a zombie apocalypse and my squad leader is giving us a pep talk before we head out
@rosary_omen
@rosary_omen 2 жыл бұрын
This man gives me the vibes of 'I have really bad mental health issues and instead of seeing a therapist and working through them, and/or getting some medication to help. I work out and it's NOT WORKING SO I YELL AT MY PHONE AND WORK OUT HARDER'
@joeltaylorthethird5443
@joeltaylorthethird5443 2 жыл бұрын
thanks not the point of his videos holy shit yall are clueless and dont work out at alllllll
@hyunjinslovergirl
@hyunjinslovergirl 7 ай бұрын
this man talks about ‘living through the night’ like we’re in the middle of a fnaf shift
@madfisch473
@madfisch473 2 жыл бұрын
watching this while doing my 3AM morning push-up :) all the little veins in my head showed up to enjoy with me!!
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 2 жыл бұрын
The "voice of a demon" is Revenant from Apex Legends, and he's basically an evil robot and the universe's biggest edgelord and the character that hates him most calls him Demonio, so "voice of a demon" turned out to be so accurate that I laughed.
@teamworld4802
@teamworld4802 2 жыл бұрын
I had a difficult day and this video literally made me laugh so hard I cried 😂. It was beyond hysterical 🤣 It's bedtime here in Denmark, and now I'm wide awake... hopefully not until 3 am.. Thank you, Jarvis! 🙏💚
@CaptainLekko
@CaptainLekko 2 жыл бұрын
"Until the end of what? I have no plans today." is a level of comfy confidence I aspire for
@mirandawhittaker8481
@mirandawhittaker8481 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the nice fitness man is out to cure sleep apnea?
@CarolanneLorenzoni
@CarolanneLorenzoni 3 ай бұрын
Darn, I needed this guy when I was in labor 😢
@kori1943
@kori1943 2 жыл бұрын
You know what's horrifying? I woke up at 3 am from a nightmare and clicked on the first comedy video I saw on KZbin. And now I'm just more frightened by Jarvis' weird divination magic cause it is in fact 3am where I am. Oops.
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 2 жыл бұрын
That is one hell of a coincidence.
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 2 жыл бұрын
6:34 I'm not gonna lie, that's a really unique and Halloween-appropriate hobby imo.
@littlenor
@littlenor 2 жыл бұрын
Who else says GOLD!!! after he says “hello and welcome back to Jarvis Johnson gold” I’m just used to it because we’re all trying are best.
@HopeGardner3amed
@HopeGardner3amed 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the child is coming out of the ER and this guy just shows up and is like fight the pain.
@lune4089
@lune4089 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but like what person who is old enough to be on tiktok wants to be able to “survive 3 am”. Who’s that scared bro?
@dottyContrarian
@dottyContrarian 2 жыл бұрын
five to twelve year olds are definitely on tiktok. i have many younger cousins. also when i was in fourth grade, some of my younger cousins and fellow students would do musical.lys that i was too shy to be in.
@door-chan
@door-chan 2 жыл бұрын
I fear for my life and safety every day, specially at night, I'm afraid I won't wake up. I'm 17
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen 2 жыл бұрын
@@door-chan do you have a reason to? Maybe you should seek some help, either way. If there is an actual reason you could get hurt, you need help, and if you just feel that way due to anxiety or depression, you need help.
@door-chan
@door-chan 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasminMiettunen Yeah I know, it's just anxiety and stuff. Though I do live in a not entirely safe neighborhood too
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen 2 жыл бұрын
@@door-chan if you are able to get it, there are solutions and help to anxiety. If you have access, talk to a mental health professional, or if you have a school counselor, or just someone you can talk to. Usually the anxiety stems from somewhere, you’re not born anxious. There’s also medication that can help, it doesn’t solve the cause of the problem, but it still helps.
@spiciestpepper
@spiciestpepper 2 жыл бұрын
i love the background GOOOOOLD at the beginning of each video sm
@animeman1000
@animeman1000 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't go to the gym at 3am" "Scary Man makes kids do push-ups" "Scary Tik Tok Man Forces Children To Work Out (at 3am)" 3 name changes in 1 hour? Make up your mind you crazy MAN!! lol
@kaitlynkuz
@kaitlynkuz 2 жыл бұрын
stop did he really change it that many times 😭😭
@animeman1000
@animeman1000 2 жыл бұрын
Indubitably he did. lol
@Mmmmagz
@Mmmmagz 2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, lately, I HAVE been waking up at 3am and forget to breathe.
@beemiles
@beemiles 2 жыл бұрын
9:17 If you take 30 seconds to do one push up, and you have to do 51.1 trillion pushups, it takes you about 500 centuries :)
@RxsetintedEyes
@RxsetintedEyes 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about that "demon voice" that's actually a video game character named Revenant from the Battle Royale game: Apex Legends. And that line was his intro quip. ^^
@thepokekid01
@thepokekid01 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like if you can do 2000+ curls then it's probably time you increase the weight by now (lol). Also, LOL it's funny, he's in the nightclub waiting to catch people at 3am thinking they are safe from him there.
@saddesklunch2544
@saddesklunch2544 2 жыл бұрын
14:25 LMFAOOOOOO I THOUGHT HE WAS IN A LASER TAG ARENA LOL
@TheKoty222
@TheKoty222 2 жыл бұрын
I’m just trying to stumble to the kitchen to get a glass of water at 3am
@SoManyRandomRamblings
@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like all this guy's "motivational" videos are to himself....the ones where he is staring. The intonation of them feel like self-aspirations someone does in the mirror.
@vespertineblue
@vespertineblue 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is wild but to be honest, as someone with depression, a tiktok account of nothing but a determined person promising me that if I just breathe and stay strong, I will make it through the night, is something that has weight and value.
@johnny8927
@johnny8927 2 жыл бұрын
I agree as well; it makes a lot of sense when you think about it
@mofuyen
@mofuyen 2 жыл бұрын
that was honestly my first interpretaion of the first tiktok until i saw the others 😭
@marcuspittaluga3411
@marcuspittaluga3411 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. I'm Bipolar and I actually found his videos in a late night depressive tik tok hole, dude was just shouting in the rain about how I'd make it through the night and honestly it helped.
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely appreciate little things like that. Sometimes my depression gets too much and I’ll see a short video of someone just saying something nice and everything feels a little less awful.
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth 2 жыл бұрын
@@mofuyen Didn’t think I’d see you here old friend 😳 though I doubt you even know who I am anymore lmao
@hungryhedgehog4201
@hungryhedgehog4201 2 жыл бұрын
"I will make it through the night, I will push past the pain" are affirmations I tell myself as I sit on the toilet at 3AM cause I got IBS and ate the wrong thing
@vxi1369
@vxi1369 2 жыл бұрын
3:41 this. This is the exact moment my wifi dropped out and my phone froze. It’s over for me, I’ll see you at the gym
@SuperstarJwi
@SuperstarJwi Жыл бұрын
the whole 3am thing is a reference to the intrusive thoughts that come into your mind at night and keep you awake. 3am is the depression that lies within. its not a witching hour thing. just wanted to clarify that.
@blue-dabad33
@blue-dabad33 2 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie the 2001 curls one was legitimately hilarious and unsettling and I laughed so hard I hurt myself 💀
@seanc3816
@seanc3816 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d see MC Ride telling me to work out at 3 am
@ashegrey3042
@ashegrey3042 2 жыл бұрын
at 15:24 i thought he was gonna say “i’m jarvis” 😂
@xaxacapric3022
@xaxacapric3022 2 жыл бұрын
I love that you're wearing a hot pocket shirt while watching videos about working out.
@chickennugget4724
@chickennugget4724 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 I was born at 3 am it explains a lot 💀💀💀
@torrinowens4376
@torrinowens4376 2 ай бұрын
I wish these types of people would realize that working out is *their* hobby and for a lot of the rest of us it is so incredibly boring
@dilapidatedgoose1305
@dilapidatedgoose1305 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos to fall asleep to. You’re always so chill, keep posting great videos.
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