Snatch: So What Do I Call You? (Vinnie Jones)

[@kalkhali13]

This movie should have won an Oscar just for the dialogues. Unbelievably underrated.

[@ruk2023--]

Enough with these stupid "this is underrated" comments. Nobody thinks it's underrated.

[@kalkhali13]

@@ruk2023-- are you mental?

[@ruk2023--]

@@kalkhali13 What a well thought out response.

[@thisrichbastard.809]

Even the Oscars are corrupt. The higher ups in Hollywood are a clique; they don’t like Richie.

[@Inigo_The_Son]

@kalkhali13 Outstanding film. It's hilarious to watch the Pikey scenes with subtitles. Half the time it just says "unintelligible."

[@Joeri20cm]

0:33 I loove how Avie walks towards the car to get in, but then realized the passenger seat is on the other side, so he has to walk around the car. Small details like this are amazing and hilarious

[@InterceptorOfDoom]

Holly....... Thisnis a movie a rewatch at least a couple of times a year and never noticed that😂😂😂 this is great!

[@incognitobfd]

Never noticed this neither

[@5AMMotorcycles]

and also it looks like the actor Denis Farinna might have done naturally since he was American so they would have just kept the scene, freaking genius:

[@7xXSE7ENXx7]

​@@5AMMotorcyclesi was just thinking that. I don't think it was planned 😅

[@elcabezon2222]

jeeez never noticed that... Thanks bro!

[@AthelstanEngland]

Vinnie's face when Ave asks "Are we taking him with us"... brilliant.

[@JFTL81]

“Aw, I love this track.” 😆

[@stephanwackman5816]

The same track playing during his intro flashback!

[@richardmoorehead9618]

⁠@@stephanwackman5816that’s why it’s so funny, it’s like his theme song haha

[@tomservo5347]

I can respect any man that isn't ashamed to listen to 80's Madonna. 'Borderline' is my fav.

[@SenselessUsername]

@@tomservo5347 Pure coincidence that the director was married to 2000s Madonna while making the movie. We all prefer 80s!

[@NMaxne]

Because it was the directors wife!

[@bobbyricigliano2799]

I don't even know what genre it belongs in, but Snatch is one of the greatest films ever. Infinitely rewatchable and memorable quotes in literally every single scene.

[@GordonHouston-Smith]

Ealing comedy in colour. Ladykillers, School for Scoundrels, Lavender Hill Mob Etc

[@kyzor-sosay6087]

Hell yeah

[@alexclemence8685]

It's good fun, but one of the greatest films ever?! You need to watch more films.😂

[@prevara5162]

@@alexclemence8685 you need to get your head out of your ass

[@sidneyshaw9205]

Guy Ritchie movies has that effect. Infinite quotes.

[@dksilvers1759]

His intro with the car door and the most cordial "Bonjour!" is still one of my all time favorite introductions to a character in a movie.

[@chunchun863]

Bonjour with the emphasis on 'n' is a nod to Delboy's old moniker, and it was supposed to make him more sophisticated. Love Guy Ritchie and all his movies. Literally a great guy.

[@Permafunk_VODs]

i still to this day say it when someone calls me while im in the middle of something

[@aylakilic4082]

Because he dodges bullets Avi 😂😂😂

[@haroldbrown6630]

Love that one especially as well.

[@hoilst265]

Vinnie's face as he processes Avi's question is perfect. Cannot believe that he went from football to this.

[@haroldbrown6630]

@@hoilst265 well, he was a dirty brawler futboller so . . . . But, yes, quite a talented person.

[@DreadX10]

"because he does his bullets heavy" Auto-generated subtitles are not helping to understand the scene but do add an extra layer of 'funny'.

[@Ally-Oop]

Gets me every time.

[@carddealer34]

Absolutely one of the greatest films ever made. Just made to quote quotes!

[@itstheotherwhitemeat]

three of guys movies are in my top 10.

[@1rk1n]

I'm gonna guess your the 3: Lock Stock, Rock N Rolla and Snatch? @@itstheotherwhitemeat

[@Whatta33]

Nah not even close to Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

[@josephbassey1501]

​@@Whatta33 I've always preferred Snatch

[@jamespicksley5781]

​@@josephbassey1501sure, but what about with films?

[@nathanwestwell7584]

“You can call me susan if it makes you happy”😂

[@nocountryforoldwomen]

Always cracks me up, my name is Susan, xD.

[@bocajrs7628]

A great movie. One of the best in last 25 years.

[@sebastiansoto3826]

I love when he plays the music and says"I love this track"

[@kennydude7971]

I think he had to bang Madonna to get permission to use "that track"

[@christianwestling2019]

It really is a good track :)

[@giraffeboy7775]

it's the same track playing as in the flashback scene where you see him get shot to earn his name

[@darinsingleton3553]

@@christianwestling2019 I think he might mean that Guy Ritchie ended up marrying Madonna a few years later.

[@PSUK]

@@darinsingleton3553in one

[@limabravo6065]

This and lock stock are two of the best movies ive ever seen. No aliens, no super humans, no sky beams or cgi of any kind. Just relatively average people getting up to crazy shit, and dialog as sharp as a fresh razor

[@nuntana2]

There is also a distinct lack of women in both, which would take the edge off. When they do make an appearance, it is minor and on-point.

[@pcenero]

Lol?

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

This guy tanked like six shots.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

I'd be extremely surprised if there's no CGI of any kind in those movies, but there's certainly an abundance of stylised editing and postpro that's as unnatural as anything in a superhero movie

[@ajassimanwar]

​@@nuntana2that's why it's more enjoyable

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

Who would've thought jumping ship from football would make Vinnie an outstanding actor.

[@IainFrame]

Yes but Ross Kemp would batter him, man-on-man, bare chested, skin-on-skin. He was trained by the Super Army Soldiers mate.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

@@IainFrame what you on about Ross kemp for? I didn't even mention him, random ass comment.

[@kitano47]

ross kemp got battered by his wife, soft as shite@@Daniel-nn8mr

[@thewomble1509]

@@IainFrame Ross Kemp 🤣

[@IainFrame]

@@Daniel-nn8mr Watch the Ricky Gervais comedy extras episode with both Jones and Kemp mate. It'll make sense. It's f**king hilarious.

[@sylviayoung1901]

The loss of Dennis Farina is heartfelt. He was just getting started and everything he did was solid gold. Amazing from a Chicago cop! R.I.P.

[@Garrett1240]

Uzbekistanian? I’ve been dealing with those sneaky Russian dogs.

[@sylviayoung1901]

@Garrett1240 London!? Yeah London! You know fish, chips, bad food, worse weather...LONDON!!

[@sylviayoung1901]

@Garrett1240 I forgot.... Mary F'n Poppins... How could I! Lol 😆

[@wawawuu1514]

Cop? ACAB.

[@antikoerper256]

"Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the f*ckin language" Ain't nobody like Vinnie Jones Snatch & Lock, Stock are contemporary brit classics

[@Erebus_the_Raven]

That and as the head of the Manchester United Football Fan Club!

[@hellbach6268]

​@@Erebus_the_Raven "SO please, enlighten us. Who tha fuck are Ya?!?!"

[@WaitAMinute1989]

Loved his earlier role as a football player.

[@nicedoppy2077]

yep even sometimes understand socttish and some other british weird accents styles is really hard....

[@robbie9fow]

Seems sadly ironic it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. 😂😂😂 Absolutely brilliant.

[@TheSpleenboi]

Favorite part 😂

[@redblue5140]

Why is it ironic? I don't understand why he says that

[@dominicjacobs5627]

Loved this Era of british movies , and all the dark humour 😂

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Lol what dark humour??? This is just England mate.

[@pbfamous07]

Mullet is just such a good actor. that hit he did, was pure perfection, frightened, greasy, reliable, just hilarious.

[@yonathannegash5675]

This is one of the best movies I've ever watched! The script was top notch and everyone nailed their roles!

[@woyame1]

Every single character in this film was an unmitigated piece of work! Amazing!

[@LimitedEditi0n]

Hard to find a movie where the whole (yes i say the whole) cast is perfect, and scenario too, and music ...Snatch is just a masterpiece

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

You don't simply Guy Ritchie a movie with just any old bloke, ya hear me, Turkish?

[@korvidai556]

Vinnie Jones is the perfect, comic accurate Butcher from The Boys.

[@Candybinge]

The Butcher from The Boys is the perfect, comic accurate version of Vinnie Jones. You had it backwards ;)

[@bradleyvantassal8328]

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998 The Boys 2019

[@danny_decheeto8300]

I never thought of that lmao

[@thelittlebeefcake4831]

Oiiiii

[@JTM1809]

Underrated acting talent.

[@TheRealJudgenator]

This scene, along with the rest of the movie, really. Still blows me away, the snappy dialogue, editing and how it blends in comedy and action.

[@U2QuoZepplin]

Dennis Farina blends in to this movie so well. He's obviously American but combines so well with his London gangster co stars.

[@alexla_grange8957]

I love Snatch even more than Two Barrels. It's a perfect comedy and gun-movie. One of these films, which i can watch again, again and again :)

[@CheGuevara110100]

Poker scene in lock stock is hard to beat

[@michaelmartin9022]

"Let me in or I blow his toes off, 3, 2" "He can't be seriou-" *BLAM* "There go his toes"

[@STERNWAERTS]

1:07 love the cut from a harmless and frightened looking Mullet to Tony and his brutally masculine i'll-fuck-up-anyone-face. the zoom enhances that contrast even more. awesome film. easily watched it about 30 times since discovering it 10 years ago, haha.

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

2:11 Favorite part of the whole movie for me. How he's just watching "So that's how they do it here"

[@CapraDaAlbaRegia]

The musicality of his scenes makes his movies flow so well, it's like reliving memories. Once I see a scene it just leads me to rewatch the movie, my mind wanting to continue the rythm

[@roberto5934]

"Pass us the blower Suzie," that guy is a stone cold killer if he has to be.

[@intsoccersuperstar1]

Farina’s face at 2:11 is priceless

[@robleary3353]

Some of the best 'one liners' ever!. Bril!. Nuff said!. 🤣

[@nyxcariot]

"I need a gun" "No you don't Rosebud me old son. You need me." Bruh.

[@tareklegrand7747]

Avi was right that doesn't sound English at all

[@lorenzcassidy3960]

"You're using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?"🤣🤣🤣

[@danny_decheeto8300]

He is still my favourite character in the movie, wish he was in it more

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

Good choice 😉

[@danny_decheeto8300]

@@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-MISTAH TOOTH IMMA BIG FAN

[@DaveDexterMusic]

my favourite part is Avi watching Tony work like he's a 1700s landowner patron watching his favourite sculptor

[@BrandonMCDonald-x3f]

It’s been emotional

[@FrankNstyn]

Love every second of this movie - top five films of all time.

[@Tyseyes1]

Oh god, do I love this film.. this is a full on all time classic movie..

[@hacksaw]

In my mind, Mullet is Spud’s nickname down south and he’s in London for a weekend in this scene

[@Puschit1]

Or maybe this scene is the origin story of "Spud" - he got so scared that he ran away and started doing hard drugs to forget about it

[@ChartreuseDan]

Did you know trainspotting is an adaptation of a novel by Irvine Welsh?

[@otacon4065]

"It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into that pickle!"

[@mtmadigan82]

This is one of the best movies that nobody's ever seen. The writing is just great, actings spot on, and the cinematography is incredible.

[@cucurezenita]

I think a lot of people seen this, pretty popular. But definitely everyone should see this😂

[@jorgeabreu8104]

Best movie ever! 😆

[@lupine9971]

I love the subtitles for this, how it struggles to keep up with the cockney lingo. "You better not be telling me porcupines." :D

[@beerj1992]

Porky pies = lies in cockney

[@NickHarman]

@@beerj1992 In fact he would have just said Porkies, in rhyming slang the second word is not usually used

[@lupine9971]

@@beerj1992 Haha yeah I know (i'm a brit) - it's the subtitles that doesn't. :D

[@beerj1992]

@@lupine9971ohh okay :D

[@1stinenergylimitedmdevelop533]

Porky pies Lies Lol

[@jasonkowens6820]

Classic.. 20+ years old and still awesome

[@peangin4273]

I like the respect they have for each other.

[@DanMan-we9qf]

Avi is a great character I love the US UK language breakdown in this scene

[@morallybankrupt1461]

One of my best friends favorite movies. RIP Matt.

[@bivianocazares6919]

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES MADE :)

[@z1az285]

"I thought this country spawned the @#$ing language"....😂😂😂

[@TheSpiceyHistorian]

From a footballer with a reputation for being a bit bonkers to an actor with the cool to portray terror incarnate ... but then also the talent to introduce a nuanced compassion to that terror (see his role in the TV series The Gentlemen). I reckon Vinnie is seriously underrated.

[@peterdarby1445]

The names of the characters are great! Bullet Tooth Tony, Boris the Blade, Turkish, Franky Four Fingers, Gorgeous George, Brick Top (easily the best character: "Do you know what nemesis means?"). They must have had fun coming up with them.

[@johnedwards1685]

I think The Twins should get some recognition, they’re understated but just great!

[@vincentvega9863]

The dialogue in this was bang on. It is in all of Gu's films, the man's a genius!

[@scyven1]

I mean cmon “because he dodges bullets avi…” 😂😂😂

[@wolfdima]

I learned British English at school and I hardly understand real ppl from Britain, but perfectly understand Avi.

[@totallybored5526]

You mean you can’t understand English from the English? It’s very easy you just have to listen instead of shouting over the person talking saying you don’t understand

[@scottloar]

I enjoyed this film from first to last, it never gets old.

[@anzor.nakayev]

3:05 Vinnie’s face 😂

[@briansimpson9371]

One of the greatest movies ever.......

[@Daxtarr1]

Why do they call him the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets Avie. I love that fucking line.

[@TimJCOOL-ng8pu]

Love this movie, this one and lock stock and two smoking barrels. Which one is better? Depends on the one i have watched last!

[@djaa7]

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." Bull Tooth Tony (AKA; Susan)

[@KGAnims]

Tony is so badass that he doesn't even need to know any details about the man he needs to find. Not even a damn name, lol.

[@thedapperhedgehog]

Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard!

[@HotForgeChaos]

He's got just as many of these nuts, as he does those nuts

[@djrmonix]

Vinnie jones is an amazing actor!

[@straightouttacornwall]

Hes not bad but I wouldn't say amazing. Brando, Pacino, De Niro, Anyone with an 'O' is amazing lol

[@djrmonix]

@@straightouttacornwall ok maybe, but I more meant in this role in general, he was super nervous of his acting ability for this movie with the big stars but done a great job.

[@toffeelatte6042]

Decent footballer too.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Vinnie Jones*

[@JimP226]

Hell yes! Such an amazing movie!

[@roberto5934]

"are we talking him with us"? LMAO

[@JustJeffify]

"I thought this country spawned the f'ing language, yet nobody seems to speak it!" 😂😂😂😂

[@fredsalter1915]

Snatch is one of the greatest flicks ever!

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

The way the guys are standing there before the car approaches behind them looks like they are taking a wee.

[@BrianDennington]

That's one of those old heavy body Jaguars before Ford bought um out. I used to drive one when I was a teenager. They float.

[@frogboi8166]

Tony's face after hearing its Boris the Blade

[@penguinpie5056]

nice little touch cousin avi goes for the righthand door like you would as a passenger in an american car.

[@tareklegrand7747]

Never knew it was an American thing where I'm from the driver is always on the left whether it's a french car or a japanese car or any other

[@soggybottom3463]

"Because he dodges bullets, Avi". 🙄 🤣🤣🤣

[@JimMilton-jq1vd]

The subtitles have killed me 😂😂

[@cokesquirrel]

Fun fact ( to me anyway) : US Secret service agents wear clip on ties so They cannot be used to choke them

[@stuka1977]

The whole thing never tires me of laughing...but, some what cracks me up the most is the Madona song, since she was guy Ritchie's girlfriend and the father of her offspring...

[@isntthatshameful1267]

Good Ole Vinny. He should have his own slogan. You know I'll be bacc.

[@Winstonsmithsalias]

Vinnie putting yet another perspective on his version of “Door work”.

[@Chris-u2x1n]

Clearly a classic!😊

[@PrimetimeD21]

I love this track 💀

[@sjacrane]

That cheeky laugh on the black guy’s face at the end

[@terrystowers6085]

Avi, utterly sincere: Why do they call him the bullet dodger? Tony, looking incredulous: Because he dodges bullets, Avi. Priceless ❤️

[@DWAZ529]

Highly underrated movie.

[@bullettoothtony.]

loved every minute of it.

[@lookinside7625]

Spud from Trainspotting stayed in London with his 2 grand 😂

[@stevenpeeven3169]

Fun fact, Boris the Bullet Dodger never dodged a bullet

[@Lyze]

Tony's face: "Because he dodges bullets Avie..."

[@nomagic-t1l]

Some work is just TIP TOP, this is one of those.

[@endoghost4396]

"What you doing Tone!?" "Driving down the street with your head stuck in the window whats it look like?"

[@scottatkins3299]

This film is a masterpiece

[@frankxaoz1286]

Avi has the best lines in the movie

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

Oh I love this track! 😂

[@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn]

n that's guy Ritchie's girl(at the time) singing.

[@joedacus188]

they havent made a movie this good in awhile

[@TheRiderGuider]

The Gentlemen - same writer/director. It's up there. If you haven't seen it yet - DO!

[@djdarklyceum]

@@TheRiderGuider That movie was forgettable.

[@emre-ie7ox]

i have no idea what are they talking about but i love watching it

[@michaelfrost1709]

Just class!

[@alexbowman7582]

If Mullet punched the window hard the glass would break.

[@nightjarflying]

No it would not

[@lionofapollo4636]

Avi's face as they drag Mullet 😅

[@Noelhall88]

I gotta watch that movie again

[@juliobrian4757]

Now I know where that Smeagle voice came from...

[@rafaeld.2554]

LOL

[@luism.bogaert3585]

Love the Staffy Bull .