Snatch Best Quotes

[@Professionalpatternrecognizer]

"Best Snatch Quotes" Literally the entire film.

[@vladimirvaynkhadler8726]

rite

[@salmanmussa6866]

Theres so many I love it

[@Mike-yg8ig]

"You can call me Susan if it makes you appy".

[@dukegatlin1981]

Instablaster.

[@thecrowmann1]

boom i was gonna say that lol

[@KingAelle]

"He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?" "'course I am."

[@charlescraft5582]

It was a funny angle!

[@aretnap3653]

"When Ever Ya Reverse...Things Come From *Behind* Ya!"

[@ianryan2058]

A natural fucking idiot!! 😂😂

[@808State21]

Reminds me of that fat roadman that likes saying gassed.

[@damienpepper2254]

I effing love Tyrone, he's the best character in this.

[@wickedpissa25]

You left off the best ending! "Do you have anything to declare?" - "Yeah. Don't go to England!"

[@SiggiTh]

By far the best one!

[@Mike-yg8ig]

"London?"

[@wickedpissa25]

@SMA Productions London.

[@Mike-yg8ig]

@@wickedpissa25 "Yeah London, you know, fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food worse weather Mary *%&!ing Poppins LONDON!

[@SK4M_Freal]

"Tommy, the TiT, is praying 🙏🏽!!" "And if he isn't?! He should be!"😭😭😭

[@StubbornBullet]

This is THE most quotable film ever made..

[@WojciechKozerski]

This, and Tropic Thunder are pure fucking gold.

[@PretentiousStuff]

I'd argue that Pulp Fiction is the most quotable movie of all time but this one is indeed top 5 easy

[@antoniousai1989]

Yeah, with The Big Lebowsky

[@PolishGod1234]

Monthy Python and the Holy Grail wants to take a word with you

[@StubbornBullet]

@@PolishGod1234 I've watched the holy grail and didnt enjoy it, I know I'm im the minority on this but I'd put snatch and lock stock above the Holy grail

[@TaZ101SAGA]

"This, is a shotgun Sol" "It's a fackin' anti aircraft gun Vincent!"

[@SK4M_Freal]

One of my fave lines too.👌🏽

[@JdjdjsSnbds-fk8eb]

Your raise he’ll never mind pulses 😂😂💀💀

[@miek99]

"is that him?" "i dun know" "did he have 4 fingers?" "I'm sorry, i couldnt get the bi-nocu-lars out in time"

[@aherosquest4536]

The bye-noc-ulars line alone had me in stitches

[@adamwestrick9925]

God! you're an angel

[@HandsOfCinderblock]

I think of that line every single day.

[@brucekristich4073]

bi-knock-u-lars 🤣 best line ever

[@AnnaLVajda]

Yeah lots of sarcasm in it.

[@redelephantsdotnl]

A video compilation with the best quotes of Snatch, ought to be the exact length of the movie. The whole damned thing is pure gold.

[@MM-pz1mj]

Damn straight. Little things like: No, Tommy, I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What we're saying is that six pound piece of shit stuck in your pants would do more damage if you fed it to him.

[@redelephantsdotnl]

@@MM-pz1mj That. And, "She's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue"

[@squidvis]

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine. Such a badass scene lol

[@callumT10]

"whats wrong with this one." "oh, nothing Tommy, it's tip top." "it just im not sure about the colour" whilst holding the door in his hands, priceless .

[@fragington]

"Why do they call him the bullet dodger" *awkward silence* "Because he dodges bullets Avi!"

[@Mike-yg8ig]

Followed by the disgusted look lol.

[@shanewilson4400]

@@gingerpeachy3044 sarcastic twat

[@MeatVision]

My all time favorite movie, I can't get enough of it. I saw an interview with the director and he regrets not making a few sequels, but you know what? It's just perfect, a sequel wouldn't have been as good as the first one

[@MirageMusicUk]

"in the quite words of the virgin mary..come again" lol brick top is just brilliant.

[@jimthompson8947]

Quiet. *Quiet* words of yhe virgin Mary. Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck.

[@superboyl]

"whats in the car?" "seats and a stearing wheel"

[@periesicsd]

I still respect Brad Pitt for doing a small time production like this. He does movies of millions and millions, and he still did this one, that makes him a great man, in my eyes!

[@stefanfilipovits21]

The cool thing is he and Guy Ritchie are friends. Pitt even visited the sets of his Sherlock Holmes movies.

[@agyratingmonkey]

@@stefanfilipovits21 this is interesting trivia since Snatch is a childhood favorite and Reservoir Dogs was a recent first time watch

[@Panda-mw7yf]

Small time production 😂😂😂

[@snufkin4794]

@@Panda-mw7yf Well, it's not hollywood. Some hollywood actors get paid more than the budget this movie had.

[@MrJuico1337]

I know it's a decade later and all, but yeah! He does a pretty cracking job at a Traveller's accent. Chops like that remind me why he has the respect that he has as an actor.

[@veteran20002001]

'You take sugar?' 'No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough!'

[@michaeldiekmann6494]

His Shah of Iran moment

[@ABN17]

"Its an unlicensed boxing match Tommy, Not a tickling competition!"

[@TheJohnsonmobile]

"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

[@Tyear]

"Oi", "What?", "I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the f*ck* can he get away from?"

[@Football__Junkie]

The way Avi feels about everyone and everything around him annoying the hell out of him is how I feel about 2020

[@felipebraga1625]

R.I.P Denis Farina A very underrated actor...

[@hia2bx]

Ray Barbone

[@hklegomaster]

RIP cousin avi

[@JN-el7qf]

True

[@nicburton7389]

Mike Reid

[@antoniousai1989]

He left us for a better place. With warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

[@alex_wolf]

Snatch and Lock Stock have possibly the best written dialogue in cinema history.

[@roobje12]

Don't forget Rockarolla!

[@lusvus5445]

100%

[@Panda-mw7yf]

For sure!!!

[@tooltime3545]

the gentlemen as well (film)

[@Darthvvill]

"you've lost gorgeous George!? He's hardly a set of fuckin house keys is he?"

[@brettbowie]

I've watched this over and over...and over...over...I have bawled endlessly at the quotes throughout. Thanks Guy...

[@Carrahar117]

missed one. Vinny and Sol in the car Sol: All right you give me the stone and i will give to brick top. Yeah? Vinny: All right just give me a minute, just a bit fiddly (takes diamond out of boxers) Sol: What's it doin' down there. Vinny: well i put it down there in case we got mugged. Sol: You ain't from this planet are you Vincent, who is gonna mug two black fellas holding pistols sat in a car thats worth less than your shirt.

[@Mike-yg8ig]

Yeah that was great.

[@Ironeagle21]

Bullet tooth Tony and his friend the desert eagle .50 what have they got to do with this? they're both staring straight at us. You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!

[@asavelakuse6865]

​@@Ironeagle21 I mean they left their friend for dead and apparently he wasn't even dead cause Boris took too many bullets to kill

[@MegaMillaz]

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity”😂😂

[@shune84]

"...and cocktails with little straw hats" love how he clouds his anger with this slightly sarcastic charisma.

[@drax5872]

Gotta love the way Sol says "Bi-noc-u-lars" 😂

[@HunnyBadgr]

"Why do they call him the 'Bullet Dodger'?" "...cause he dodges bullets, Avey..." LOL! Tony's face = priceless.

[@leftcoaster67]

Sol and Vinny have some of the best lines. "Oh I'm sorry I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time...."

[@Legends4144]

(Speaking about diamond swallowing dog) "Open it up then" "Open it up? Its not a tin of fucking baked beans"

[@krehbiel44]

"You like dags?" "Dags?" "Yeah dags!" "Oh dogs, yeah I like dogs, but i like caravans better"

[@GreyTheFloydianSergal]

"Why would I want a caravan if it's got no fucking wheels?!"

[@CJDownz]

"I'm sorry, I couldn't get the BYE-KNOCK-YOU-LARS out in time"

[@cristianfcao]

"You're not exactly Mr Current Affairs, are you, Tommy? Mad Fist went mad, and The Gun... shot himself."

[@marcodragneel8035]

Wow. What a coincidence

[@cappuccinogoodfinger]

This, Lock Stock, and the Italian Jobs. Jason Statham shines best as supporting actor, especially in comedy.

[@user-ho9nu6ir7f]

More of a lead is snatch really.

[@lucianfrostbane]

Was brilliant as the Glasgow Monk in Mean Machine

[@417wadih]

"protection from what, Zee Germans" hahahaha

[@ShinoShaw]

The whole car park scene. Oh man I remember I was clutching my stomach from laughing so hard in the movie theater.

[@miek99]

"Why HAS he got a tea cosy on his head for?" "To keep his head warm"

[@hia2bx]

line im hoping in this video

[@Naeidea]

Best part is the dog attacking Vincent's coat hood, it was unscripted and you can see him laughing as they try to get the dog off it.

[@AiNEntertainment101]

"There are 2 types of balls..." 🤣🤣🤣 Gets me every time.

[@John_Corrigan]

Music is brilliant.... golden brown by the great stranglers when gorgeous hits the deck....

[@Shanno-B]

It was a funny angle (Looks behind) It's behind you Tyrone when you're in reverse things come from behind .

[@FirebrickFoxx]

Of all the people, Avi's quotes had me rolling the most. They were subtle moments of comedy gold. I remember when I first saw the movie and Avi was going to the illegal boxing match they asked him for his tickets like 8 times and he tells Doug "are we ever going to get into this place?!" Lmaooo i rewinded that part many times because it caught me off guard. 🤣

[@asavelakuse6865]

I would ask they same never been asked twice about a ticket I actually showed it to front security

[@ottawapop]

This one of the greatest movies ever.....we quote this movie all the time at work. Hilarious.

[@Slash1066]

I like it when Avi says to Tony "open the dog" and Tony says "Its not a fucking tin of beans"

[@Fakename70]

“S’a bit strong, innit?”

[@mikelitorous5570]

Shows that he still has morals even tho he’s a murderer. The fact he doesn’t want to do to a dog that he would too a human

[@christopherbardier770]

The dialogue in this movie is in a league of its own.

[@GraniteXray37]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Great way to start the day hilarious. I love this movie!

[@rmpalija92]

Policeman: What's in the car? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Is the best :)

[@TheSeanbwoii]

"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?" "Because he dodges bullets Avi"

[@trachtaire]

Seriously amazing movie. Every sub-plot is genius.

[@carpetlayenful]

"It seems sadly ironic it is the tie that got you in this predicament." -- Bullet-Tooth Tony

[@benukasz]

I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What d'you think I'm doing, you peenarse?

[@michaelmartin9022]

"What are ye doin?" "Driving down the street with your head stuck in me window" and "We taking him with us?" *whirr* yelp

[@maikopskoy]

One of the memorable scenes for me that I still quote is when the guy was preparing sausages and Statham asked how long till they done. Cook: "5/10 minutes" Statham: "you said 5/10 minutes 5 minutes ago"

[@lucianfrostbane]

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago

[@Mike-yg8ig]

I love that line lol!

[@johnm3907]

Me an a friend watched this 2 times in a row when it came out dvds were kinda new. We rarely talk but when we do we quote tyrone and his gang. They were so great they should have had a film

[@Jackonian]

''Haha, this... is a shotgun, son!'' ''That's a fucking ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN, Vincent.''

[@kennnnys]

My fave scene

[@igormaryshev2579]

-We've got sandy beaches -So, who the fuck wants to see them?

[@SoulSeeker20]

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

[@aretnap3653]

"I *CREATE* TheBodies... I Don't *ERASE* TheBodies!"

[@nimthirielhime]

- Do you take sugar? - No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough. Brick top, Brad Pitt and the squealing dog owned this movie

[@frankcorral4981]

Sol, Vincent & Tyrone could be a movie themselves. I roll at every scene they're in.

[@killa2dacore]

"gimmi that fuking shooer" best bloody quote evaa!!

[@TitoBoy1968]

"Oh, is that him?!" "How many fingers did he have?" "I'm sorry I could not pull out the binoculars in time!"

[@Cha0sLord93]

Snatch is one of the best quotable movies ever made

[@andresll.9366]

That was a masterpiece movie. I still hoping one day day someone can do something as good as Snatch.

[@IrishPwntleman]

"is that him?" "i dunno how many fingers did he have?" "im sorry i couldnt get the bi-nocu-lars out in time!" best :'D

[@cameronwilson3800]

"What are you going to do with that, pick his teeth? Wipe the butter off it and put it away."

[@gerryd7027]

One of the best British films ever made 😎👍🤘

[@MoreThanHijab]

Bullet-Tooth Tony: "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

[@naztetv8862]

If I could have any male physique in the world, without even thinking for two seconds the answer is Brad Pitt in Snatch or Fight Club. The dude achieved the pinnacle of aesthetic fitness.

[@alex_wolf]

100%

[@osamabinhiding2599]

I’d have Tyrone just for the laughs

[@John_Corrigan]

A movie you can watch again and again.....brilliant

[@PhantomBoss881]

this whole film is filled with legendary quotes! 9 mins too short!

[@MeTaLdUdE02]

"what's wrong with that space over there?" "it's too tight." "too tight?..you could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there." "don't worry,he's a natural.ain't ya tyrone?" "'course i am."...*crash* "a natural fucking idiot! tyrone,what have you done?!" "yea,tyrone,what have you done?" ya mess with me,this is what you get." "no dont move it,otherwise ppl will see the damage.whyd you do that?" "i didnt see it there." "it's a 4 ton truck tyrone.it's not as though it's a packet of fucking pnuts"

[@bigjonfaulkner]

Every time I feel the urge to binge on some pizza or wear leather for the day, I think of Tyrone getting out of the car.

[@lefthangin4549]

Quality . What a film . I can’t remember the last time I actually saw a decent film . Love from the last day of 2022. *Good luck in 2023 people*

[@mikeguinness5408]

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary.....come again".

[@misterx6490]

I can't believe Dennis Farina, telling the taxi cab driver "The fuckin' airport' wasn't included.

[@jorianx2197]

The best quotes is the whole script mate

[@Bryan-xe6dw]

Ex girlfriend asked what my favorite movie was and I said Snatch. She said I watch too much porn. Thats why she my ex. I'm too old for that negativity in my life.

[@asavelakuse6865]

Worse she was too young

[@TheRampagingGallowglass75]

Most quotable film of all time, hands down!

[@Baphomets_Kid]

They could’ve just played the entire movie.

[@OshKoshWorldwide]

“Whenever u reverse, things come from behind ya” Epic‼️🤣🤣🤣

[@AceOfClubsHUN]

Amen to that. And "Ghost Town" paired with the three guys' devastated stares after... priceless.

[@John_Corrigan]

Brilliant movie.....

[@joewas2225]

You missed: (literally the best quote) Do you know what nemesis means? & Then the explanation.

[@zazajojua5310]

Whenever u reverse, things come from behind ya hahaha 😃

[@mgnestv]

When your teacher says "the bell doesn't dismiss you, i do" 3:15

[@Jawohl721]

Vincent is so incredible "Its not a packet of peanuts isnt it?!"

[@Liam11433]

“Oi!” “What?” “I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from eh?” ... Classic

[@JaKeYbOyS95]

"I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies" That's a massively underrated line if you ask me. Fantastic delivery and a great line in a movie full of them.

[@ruairiose7335]

There are too many to mention, so many ones like that get overlooked. Superb stuff.

[@ezeemoni]

I forgot how great this movie was. Absolute classic! Brad Pitt's performance was superb.

[@paulefstathiou1819]

Great acting and excellent movie !

[@brettbowie]

''...did he have 4 fingers? Oh...I'm sorry I couldn't get the by-noculaars out in time...'' BAHHAaaaahah Classic

[@poolidoor]

snatch best lines is .... all of them really, this movie is a gem with lock stock and 2 smoking barrel . the kind of movie that should be seen in school to learn english, =)

[@jb111082]

I enjoy Snatch just a bit better, but I LOVE Lock, Stock. Guy Ritchie's best two films, at least that I've seen.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

4:03 #andshesterriblypartialtotheperriwinkleblueboys

[@ChrisR395]

'What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?'

[@stefanfilipovits21]

5 minutes Turkish

[@bamadad6]

Denis Farina... 0:43...3:17....6:50 at least. RIP Denis you were a natural, a Chicago cop 20 years ..Thanks for all the enjoyment and your lead in Last Rites of Joe May in 2011.

[@theoryjoe1451]

"Look in the dog." "What do you mean look in the dog?" "I mean open him up." "He's not a tin of f**king baked beans is he, what do you mean open him up?!?"

[@Nephilimfields]

One of my all-time favourite films.

[@williamshepherd7658]

I didn't see the "have you been brushing your teeth with dog shit, mullet?"

[@aretnap3653]

1:17... *HILARIOUS!*

[@John_Corrigan]

London?....London... You know know...fish o chips, cup o tea....Mary fuckin Poppins.....landan

[@tiddler3747]

U could literally take ANY quote from Snatch and you would know where it’s from like literally ANY 😂