Why Emperor's New Groove is a Comedic Classic

[@SchaffrillasProductions]

The Kuzco cosplayer shown in the video is @dirtcheap.cosplay on Insta, check him out!

[@cutelasscutlass876]

Lot of dedication, giving credit to a cosplayer for a six-month old video.

[@dirtcheapcosplay3823]

A friend sent me the video, so I asked him if I could have a quick shoutout, really nice guy!

[@SergioBonfiglio]

The cow is excused because of COWardice

[@binkbonkbones3402]

Impression bad, please remove. Thanks.

[@usernameremoved3512]

Schaffrillas Productions can you review Kronk’s New Groove?

[@santamainn]

I love the scene where it’s like “Are we going over a waterfall?” “Yep” “Sharp rocks at the bottom?” “Most likely” “Bring it on”

[@dragonmist9963]

BOOYAAAHAHAHAAAAA!

[@pigdude6323]

I remember that bit just from the trailer that would play on a tape of a movie my family had. Can’t remember which one.

[@seaoffallingstars7790]

It's how they go from arguing to just "yeeeep, time for THIS shit to go down..." like they've seen it in every story with a waterfall ever

[@leahsmith1141]

That is all of us in 2020 now.

[@Slobzz]

@@leahsmith1141 *S A M E*

[@Ariel_Simms]

9:34 correction: Kuzco did NOT throw the old man out the window because he accidentally ran into him! He threw him out the window because HE THREW OFF THE EMPEROR’S GROOVE.

[@gunkguy5934]

Yes

[@isaaclee2084]

SORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[@samcochran8203]

I'm sorry, but he threw off the emperors groove

[@sammy-xd4ds]

@@samcochran8203 S O O O O o O O o R R r R R Y Y y Y

[@nightmare_creature3757]

Holy shit thats why he needed a new one

[@milagroscorreallano8526]

I also love the age choices. Like, Disney chose a fourtysomething year old married man to be one of the main characters, which is something kinda weird. Also, the chemistry between him and Kuzco, who's a teenager, is great and their friendship feels so natural despite the age gap

[@naomi7786]

idk i always felt Kuzco was mid 20s

[@milagroscorreallano8526]

@@naomi7786 i'm quite sure he is 18 but i could be wrong

[@kkreynolds4569]

@@naomi7786 he’s 17 going on 18 in the movie

[@matheusmariani3108]

Ralph, a 30s dude and Vanellope, a 10yo girl: *looks at Ralph Breaks the Internet* Disney? Caring about age? Ha! 😀😯😢

[@pablo8524]

@@naomi7786 kuzco is canonically 18

[@DaRaginLombax]

As an adult I've come to appreciate Pacha as a character. His patience brings Kuzco into becoming a better person and I feel like people can learn alot from that

[@msk-qp6fn]

He is basically kuzco's adoptive dad

[@Rhanz2021]

​@@msk-qp6fn he is a father by all means with a great wife.

[@yaluckyboy]

it took me many years to realize that the reason Kronk's shoulder devil showed off his handstands was because the angel couldn't do them in a robe without flashing people

[@alessiac5029]

I was TODAY YEARS OLD when I just figured this out

[@gameseeker6307]

Big brain

[@BOYVIRGO666]

...well fuck now i need to watch that movie again...

[@ray_4734]

...oh...

[@kathleenramirez2379]

Like a fine wine, this movie just gets better with age

[@biraptor6205]

This movie ages like fine wine, it just gets better when it's older and more people look into it

[@gamerdweebentertainment1616]

totally have to rewatch it,

[@simplyunnoticeable55]

Me too... Was the sequel good?

[@biraptor6205]

@@simplyunnoticeable55 Well can't say for everyone but if it's about Kronk then yes

[@gamerdweebentertainment1616]

@@simplyunnoticeable55 Rule of thumb, plus this video end joke... Disney sequels never good. Just cash Grabs.

[@magica3526]

Nice pfp :p

[@21Arrozito]

Fun fact: The villain's name "Yzma" sounds the same as the word "isma" which the word in many Quechuan languages for "shit" (Quechua was the language of the Inca empire this movie is set in). So basically they got away with naming their villain "shit"

[@1ogout]

This makes way to much sense for this movie

[@quintenvandalen8197]

Shrek got away with naming their villain Fuckwad

[@pop9340]

@@1ogout To: To be, To sleep, to go to. Too: Too much, Too soon, Too late. Two: 2.

[@not.varmit149]

21Arrozito *y e s*

[@wormbag80]

AH

[@izakthehumblememeseller9340]

One of my favorite scenes in the movie is when, at the restaurant where everyone throws a "birthday party" for Yzma, it cuts to her with the birthday cake that has a ridiculous amount of candles on it. Implying that Yzma is, or just looks, really old I got a good chuckle out of that

[@larryshipper8070]

😂😂

[@yourdaddysaid]

does her cake taste like wax

[@thesnipingnerd]

Literally just noticed that when Yzma dumps her poisoned wine into the plant pot, the next time we see it it's now a cactus in the shape of a llama

[@emilycastaneda4750]

I never noticed that lol

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

AMAZING

[@atruepanda1782]

There's a lot of hidden llamas in this movie

[@Blueeyesinthesky]

Lmfao 🤣

[@justmemyselfandi3131]

d e t a i l s

[@alejandrocrayola9456]

Can we all just admit that Yzma is one of the *funniest* Disney characters like ever. She’s so hilarious and overall just a really well written character.

[@aurghh]

loveeeee yzma ! my favourite character

[@beth603]

@KD :(

[@DemBigOlEyes]

She's also one of the few lovable Disney villains. There are many, MANY iconic villains in Disney, but most of them were written to be irredeemable and unlovable. Yzma is just too fun to hate, and too unintentionally hilarious to not love.

[@ana209176]

"Estaba soñando con Ricky" xd

[@Regnbuesolv]

"Wrong leveeeeerrrrrrrr!"

[@churlie9473]

Kuzco: "Cmon, nobodies that heartless" *realization*

[@crustycrustacean5267]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@vivalavalentina]

That part fucking killed me

[@iaxacs3801]

Probably the closest Kingdom Hearts anything we'll get in a Disney movie

[@churlie9473]

@@iaxacs3801 LMAO I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

[@slumburger1145]

A Emperor's New Grove world honestly would have been really great.

[@breezy3392]

At the end when Chicha crochets Kuzko a poncho and gives him a hug, that was probably the most genuine (if not the only) motherly affection he has ever been shown

[@larryshipper8070]

I LOVE that scene

[@kimuires]

And he genuinely appreciates the gift it’s so cute Pacha probably mentioned in passing that he liked his poncho thing. And she made one for him just because Like That’s all just so cute

[@TheShadowKiller97]

It’s even better in Spanish. Instead of “this better be good” when woken up, Yzma says, and I’m quoting: “I was dreaming about Ricky” Meaning Ricky Martin. I love it

[@Lov3lyDay]

Gold

[@ukan1527]

Even better in Bulgarian, instead of "this better be good" she says what literally translates to "you half-assed idiot", but keeps the same tone so it ends up hilarious nonetheless, plus the bulgarian voice cast is top notch for every character.

[@hana_flower875]

In Italian she says: "I killed people for way less than this!" ... Did the line just change in every language?

[@JuriAmari]

Now I’ve gotta know what that line was instead in every language. XD

[@demar3223]

@kingcerati I know lmaoo

[@C_Cooke]

“How did you get here before us ?!” “A-how did we get here before them Kronk?” “Well you got me. By all accounts it doesn’t make sense?”

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

stop reading the script movie you keep doing that and ill be out of a job!

[@aldogaleano3204]

In spanish is something like: "I think is for the cinematographic's magic"

[@ManuelGennaroMusic]

in italian it's something like : " I don't know, everybody in the cinema must be wondering about it"

[@DrRank]

Oh, well. Back to business.

[@federicosaldias1222]

THIS is the best line of the movie.

[@moxwinters6165]

“Yayyy, I’m a llama again!” “...W a i t...”

[@thelengendzach7473]

Hol up

[@freida8378]

Sumn aint rite

[@anisomniac5931]

*I feel a disturbance in the force.*

[@oefest5252]

@@freida8378 You n’ me, partner

[@msk-qp6fn]

Honestly one of my favorite moments in the movie 😂😂😂

[@malign3158]

Something important that was mentioned in passing at 6:11 was “The energy is always high *without* being obnoxious”, which is apparently an extremely hard thing to get right. This movie is one of the few I’ve seen that manages to do it

[@bemasaberwyn55]

How many quote scenes from this. "Pull the lever" "It's all coming together" "By all accounts that doesn't make sense" and my personal favorite "Give us the llama and we'll burn your house down"

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

Hey, don't you mean OR we'll burn your house down? That's a pretty crucial conjunction

[@Saiavinn]

@@the_tangled_girl9494 Oooooh, that's it, Kronk. Break the door down!

[@redmanish]

bemasaberwyn55 “hey, look what I can do” “what does that have to do with anything?” “no no, he’s got a point” “Kuzco’s poison” Kronk’s sneaking theme song This movie is a masterpiece.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

@@redmanish no disagreement here. #bigdumbandtonedeaf

[@KosTis]

Well He ain't getting any deader

[@RobbyBobbyBoy]

"for the last time we did not order a giant trampoline" "Well you should've told me that before I set it up buddy"

[@euridr2141]

I remember that was a typical thing in the series lol. Good times

[@fudgesolo6352]

None of my friends ever laugh at this line and honestly it upsets me

[@JeremyRedus]

@@fudgesolo6352 at that point, could you call them friends?

[@ashlynbarry2859]

Fudge Solo oh trust me it shows.

[@lucidbubblesgaming6559]

@@euridr2141 lol I lovd the emperor nee school series especially the convirnt silvery if a bouncy and soft item when someone is falling

[@ahadhaq4703]

Schaffrillas finally perfecting his doofermshmirtz impression: *oh yeah it’s all coming together*

[@darkraysofsunshine3113]

Tell me why I read that in Doof's voice

[@W_Winters_99]

It needs a little more goblin. He should try gargling some sand.

[@emilyhope3333]

Winters that actually made me laugh 😂

[@lefterismplanas4977]

They purposefully killed treasure planet. It was their way of killing 2d animation. You really believe that a a movie with an oscar for best animation of the year would perform poorly when even Raid shadow legends manages to succeed? Really now, Disney can sell wood to a woodcutter in a forest, treasure plant got an award but performed badly, aka they killed it

[@lefterismplanas4977]

@Daniel von Strangle That's what I meant. And it wants just Harry Potter 1, it was against Santa claus 2 too

[@ckaire]

Disney should have more of the "i want to be nice but i don't want to show it in case people think i'm a nice, lovable guy" character

[@robertcortez4956]

They kinda did that with Pacifica Northwest except it wasn’t by her decision.

[@TheIconicPictures]

I know it’s been a year, but they also kind of did that with Amity Blight in the first season of The Owl House

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Kronk is not a Dude-bro, my man. Kronk is a god-tier, absolute 100% e x a c t Himbo in every sense of the word. Dude-bro holds none of the power that our boy Kronk has.

[@lilenwasnothere6867]

kuzco on the other hand,,,

[@raspberryjam3724]

Certified *H I M B O*

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@lilenwasnothere6867 it i s accurate to Kuzco, yes. Or at least at the start of the movie.

[@chichan4461]

Designated CHAD

[@piretiris8223]

He's Joe Swanson

[@monkywithcaprisun]

People commenting “oh yeah, its all coming together”: oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[@JSears44]

wotin tarnation People commenting about peiple commenting "Oh yeah, it's all coming together" Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@misplacedatoms7189]

@@JSears44 commenting Oh yeah, it's all coming together on wotin tarnation's Oh yeah, it's all coming together on People commenting: ,,Oh yeah, it's all coming together" Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@nyctea-5218]

wotin tarnation Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

[@imakeplaylists4171]

Oh yeah, We're all commenting together

[@whalienabi]

@@imakeplaylists4171 oh yeah, we're all in this together

[@tinyann3675]

*Schaffrillas & Nick say anything about this movie* “No no, he’s got a point.”

[@kayagorzan]

No no, it's all coming to a point

[@kayagorzan]

Yep, it ain’t a thing you’d see everyday, my guy

[@blubettle1191]

GABRIEL SAYRE best not be be any more replies or else someone will say something and this whole thing becomes a god damn war

[@RhamanaChan]

I was 16 when this movie came out and I had a friend who also didn't like to be touched. His nickname became Kuzco for some time and he started saying 'No touchy!' all the time too lol. Love this film so much.

[@TheRealFernancoTachanka]

So who's kronk?

[@indiighoul]

it's no coincidence that 'kuzko' rearranges into zuko with an extra k for idk why and that they both have 10/10 character arcs

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Now the real question. Would it be rearranged into Zukok or Zukko? XD

[@shaykhmhssi3246]

I think it should also be noted that Prince Wu from Legend of Korra is basically the avatar universe Kuzko

[@DemBigOlEyes]

@@shaykhmhssi3246 Except that he doesn't actually complete his character arc since he doesn't actually change. He only gives up the aristocracy because he knew he couldn't run the kingdom. It was out of his own acknowledged incompetence than selflessness.

[@gocacola8699]

The Anime Encyclopedia Zucock

[@xanderb2377]

@@DemBigOlEyes did you actually watch the final season? He has a phenomenal flat arch considering the amount of screen time his character gets.

[@elizabethburke3861]

My absolute favorite was during the final battle where the guard's like: "For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!" And the guy's like: "Well buddy, you could have told me that before I set it up." LOL

[@theguybehindyou4762]

All that was missing was the word “convenient” placed somewhere on the trampolines or the wagon carrying them.

[@thegamingvalentine3783]

Underrated

[@AquaticIdealist]

Kuzco was basically the villain at the start, but there's one scene that I found especially interesting after rewatching it yesterday. Kuzco actually discussed retirement with Yzma during the dinner scene, as if he felt a little bad for firing her on the spot. He was still mostly, if not almost completely, a selfish asshole, but I think the scene was snuck in there to show that, no, Kuzco isn't necessarily malicious. He was indeed spoiled rotten since day one, but being pure evil wasn't inevitable for him: he wasn't a sociopath naturally

[@ayokryss]

I just liked for the line “Kuzko is the best disney princess”

[@shinyblue4774]

So, I need him to be a princess of light in KH4 or I'm getting the cops

[@tiffany-chan1235]

He basically is a Disney Princess in the body and sort of form of a Prince

[@Crispy_9678]

I liked for "How long is kuzcos peepee" at 2:29

[@lilyp396]

Kristen Mully He is tho, he’s fabulous

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Wasn't that a JelloApocalypse line?

[@l.r.4155]

Quick little fun fact: The reason why Yzma turned into a cat at the end of the movie is because her voice actor also voiced cat woman somewhere else, so it's actually a reference to another character she voice acts *This fact is totally useless but it's something cool*

[@mateokunzer]

She didn't voice cat woman she played her

[@lecter1719]

the disrespect to eartha kitt... she IS the first catwoman

[@johnnyfroggo7361]

@@lecter1719 I mean, Julie Newmar played her for the first two seasons, but I love how over the top Eartha Kitt's acting is; sucks how they got rid of the romantic tension between her and Batman when Kitt took over though.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Oh yeah. It's all coming together

[@alexandraluster284]

Dude, Eartha Kitt IS Catwoman.

[@kfizzledizzle8467]

“Let me guess. You have a great personality.”

[@ShatteredGlass916]

Basically me in every interview ever lol

[@JunieBug]

Bada bada BOOM baby!

[@wrona_serowa]

My friends mom never let her watch the Emperors New Groove because of this line. Her mom thought it was sexist.

[@chrisheartman9263]

@@wrona_serowa omg that's so dumb

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

@@chrisheartman9263 she is sadly missing out.

[@dolger4308]

"And so they use teamwork and a well placed KRONK" Man, I wish I had a well placed Kronk every once in a while

[@alenazwiep2996]

The two things I appreciate about this movie: 1: There isn't any romance subplot in it. 2: FINALLY SOMETHING SET IN SOUTH AMERICA THAT RECOGNIZES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEXICO AND OTHER SPANISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES. *FOR ONCE!!!*

[@matheusmariani3108]

I mean, it is set centuries before these countries were founded

[@nekuro5548]

@@matheusmariani3108 Never stopped anyone.

[@Camazotz-kz9wr]

What about Road to El Dorado? Part of the whole plot is protecting the city from the conquistadors coming to South America and raiding the native people in the search for el Dorado.

[@austyn5004]

@@matheusmariani3108 most people don't know the difference between Mexicans and literally the rest of the central and South America.

[@yolandaray6862]

There is a love story....bro love

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

I can’t believe this was a real movie and not a fever dream from my childhood.

[@TauGeneration]

Maybe you remember the series

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@TauGeneration Ah, the series...

[@joesterpher3017]

Why do I see u everywhere 😂

[@haroldinho9930]

I know

[@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003]

Its a animated movie not a real movie

[@valinsummers2565]

Favorite Yzma line: “Well, he ain’t getting any Deader!”

[@Bella-zf6nl]

Yes omg

[@kazooielouie7748]

Mine is , "what?,A llama??, he's supposed to be dead!?!?"

[@bimboification]

“I bet you weren’t expecting T H I S”

[@stephenschaefer3372]

I like "You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"

[@marcohidalgo1101]

"Back to work!"

[@christianali5431]

You also forgot one of the best parts about that scene in the epilogue. When Pacha tells Kuzco, That maybe the hill next to his own might be better for his summer home, as he believes it might be less dumb. What he was ultimately saying was that it wouldn’t be right for the emperor to miss out and then he had nothing against the emperor having a summer home, just forcing an entire village out of their homes just for him was wrong.They are good friends. He does want Kuzco to have some thing for him. He doesn’t want to be selfish either. And that’s what makes the whole epilogue better. The fact that both of them have become such good friends, that Pacha is willing to give Kuzco an alternative to being selfish that means he doesn’t have to miss out. He can share his hills with his friend.

[@larryshipper8070]

And the fact that at the end that summer house is small, it has enough space for him to have fun and is not the original mansion with luxuries he had envisionated, I think it also represents him having learnt to have fun with friends and be less entitled, instead of building something huge but him "enjoying it" alone

[@yukibluestar5127]

"doesn't secretly sell user data" *sounds like something a company that's selling user data would say...*

[@TheDopestOfShit]

It's because they openly do it 😉

[@DeadKraken]

All VPNs do it, secretly or openly. Why even bother lol

[@clarissarojas7959]

“Why black holes aren’t scary” _Sounds like something a black hole would say_

[@thatdudebro9918]

👀👀👀

[@betabee1221]

Plus it doesnt help that most companies dont like VPN's existance- such as Netflix and Crunchyroll, which both openly hate VPNs. Its not even worth the trouble of using a VPN when your data gets stolen anyways and you cant use most things because "hur dur ur on a VPN and we dont want people on VPNs using our platform"

[@Hypercane_]

The trampoline joke is literally one of my favorite jokes of the movie. You know exactly what's coming, and the joke was literally being made by side characters that were amazingly voiced for single gag

[@ThePapaja1996]

A gag they use in the seris to

[@lindsayniekamp4383]

“For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!” “Yknow pal, you could have told me that before I set up.” Perfect example of the art of nonsense humor

[@DitzyDew]

This is why Phineas and Ferb is one of my top favorite animated tv series 😭😭

[@danieljferguson]

I always figured the cow joke was a reference to the phrase "'til the cows come home."

[@MiklPickle]

Holy shit

[@chimp5411]

Aren't you that impressionist

[@steampunksamp80]

you are a genius

[@Blitz0555]

mind blown.

[@emperorgreenthefirst244]

Ngl, I think the joke is related to the fact cows in hindu culture are considered sacred.

[@victoriapulcifer6218]

I'd argue that the break up/reconciliation was necessary for Kuzco's character, even if it was a rushed sequence. Up until the restaurant scene, we may have seen Kuzco act more decent to Pacha and be perceptive to other people's needs if it's immediately life-threatening, but he is still not perceptive at all to the feelings of other people and how he affects them by being a rude asshole. The bit where both him and Yzma harass the chefs by being Karens indicates that Kuzco still has that self-entitled attitude that still links him to Yzma, AKA, not being that great of a person. He literally can't even conceptualize the idea of people who are supposed to bend the knee to him not *only* trying to kill him for their own ends, but that they never even liked him to begin with (Kronk mentions this off-hand as he and Yzma leave the scene). Kuzco had *already* assumed that *Pacha* was the one who kidnapped him and turned him into a llama, EVEN WHILE acknowledging the existence of Yzma's secret lab AND it having the potential to "change" him within that same scene. It's just easier for him to create a fictional scenario of a crazy peasant keeping him stranded for no reason than it is for him to confront the fact that he made his lifelong royal advisor very, *very* upset, so he pushes Pacha and the idea of him being a selfless person away until he's gobsmacked by just how wrong he was about the entire situation up to this point. I stand by the fact that Emperor's is one of the best Disney films in terms of character animation. When we see Kuzco stranded in the rain again and the narrator comes back in, you can see Kuzco's face twist a little with regret and frustration with himself as the narrator (his ego) begins to state, "I didn't do *anything,"* and he only starts arguing with himself as the narrator finishes, "And they ruined my life for no reason!" Kuzco has finally accepted that he is not, in fact, the center of the universe, and how he has treated his subjects up to now has bitten him in the ass as the *direct* result of his own egotistical behavior. Like Pacha predicted, he's alone now, and he has no one to blame but himself for it. This growth is further emphasized by the fact that, after that short scene of Kuzco finally holding himself accountable, we never hear Kuzco as the narrator again. Could it have been fleshed out more?... *Maybe,* but Emperor's doesn't seem like the sort of film that should be stewing in angst and mopey-dopey shit. It stays fun and light throughout, which I appreciate.

[@tanandalynch9441]

I also love that in that scene we see Kuzco argue with his ego where the ego starts talking and Kuzco snaps back with "Hey, buddy, give it a rest already." "But I was just telling them-" "They already know!"

[@spimbles]

bro wrote an entire english class research paper for a emperors new groove comment lol

[@yukonyeti6296]

@@spimbles No, No. He's got a point.

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Well said

[@tobyjohn4682]

Cusco is the only disney princes that was his own animal side kick.

[@Ram-es3hc]

That’s why he is the best Disney princess

[@ciphergacha9100]

So Lonley he had to be his own animal sidekick

[@OscarMartinez-hk9ey]

Tiana?

[@420roachdoggjr]

ahem the princess and the frog ahem

[@sassas1487]

Wait Kuzco has bipolar mental disorder?

[@2add163]

When the video that matches your pfp comes out just right

[@_Levison]

Can you find the video that matches mine?

[@killzorful]

when you have 420 likes and its just right

[@liamhoney-jones7746]

@@_Levison Your pic was Braun Strowman it's gonna be easy

[@_Levison]

@@liamhoney-jones7746 Yeah, but I want to know what promo he was cutting, I've never laughed harder in my entire life at a hyperventilating, sweaty, red man.

[@kneelessnightcat9164]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@anniebot_45-73]

"kronk is a dudebro" kronk is the perfect himbo, and kuzco is the best disney princess. prove me wrong.

[@gizmo_gadgets6482]

You can’t, cause its true

[@Melmeltheclown]

No, no, no, you've got a point

[@watermeloon314]

*opens mouth to say something put pauses* .... You're right

[@zigfaust]

I never heard the term "himbo" but you are 100% right on that lol. And Kuzco is the SECOND best Disney princess. Vanellope von Schweetz is top shelf.

[@kiricappuchin]

I bet if you look up the definition of himbo its just gonna be kronk pictures

[@goldmemberpb]

This is easily one of the most quotable disney movie of all time. The cast itself is just so perfect that every comedic timing is spot on.

[@Solaneceae]

me: *sees the title* me: oh yeah, its all coming together

[@rattocaster_fgc3186]

Dammit I could've made that joke

[@KingsBard]

@@rattocaster_fgc3186 so you could say they... Threw off your groove?

[@winterweasel425]

i'n sorry, but you threw off jb 123's grove.

[@benf1985]

@@winterweasel425 *im

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

You beat me to it. :(

[@Galvinize03]

Disney: **Makes Kronk** Everyone: **Loves Kronk** Disney: Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@perez8266]

Disney: *Makes sequel about Kronk* Everyone: *Hates it* Disney: By all accounts, it doesn't make any sense.

[@Tumultulous]

*Proceeds to do absolutely nothing for the franchise but produce a cheap Sequel* Huh... Wonder what happened?

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Oof, I actually like Kronk's moovie

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 i like it too but it wasnt as good as the first one

[@inkorporeal204]

Perez Wait, people hated that movie?

[@midasfury6165]

I will always die whenever I hear the line "No no, he's got a point"

[@d4s0n282]

when I heard it here, wtf I never knew this is where that meme came from

[@imperialknight2514]

Oh yeah it all coming together

[@Ram-es3hc]

@@d4s0n282 omg I love this movie even more

[@j-j8984]

That has been, and will possibly always be my favorite phrase

[@Ami-jc2oo]

"No no, he's got a point."

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

Kronk got an entire second movie for himself and it was absolutely perfect

[@xtoxicxxkitten8875]

Kronk is so lucky he really must've been a lovable character so the team that made this movie made a movie about him. Good old Kronk

[@archerinspace]

This movie is a neglected teen empeor being adopted by a common man who gives him the positive parental attention hes needed for a long time. It'd genuinely heartwarming to see kuzco feel welcome and loved by patchas family, since he never got any proper parental from yzma or probably any palace staff.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

All I got from Kuzco was I-like-your-wife vibes, which has darker implications when you remember he’s the emperor.

[@ablm04]

I also like their little dad-son dynamic, it's nice

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

My heart 😭

[@AK-Drakoin]

*clears throat* “Oh how shall I do it? Ah I know” “I’ll turn him into a flee a harmless little flee” “That I’ll put that flee in a box! Then that box in another box!” “Then I’ll mail that box to myself!” “And when it arrives!!!!” “AHAHAHHAHAH” “I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!” “Brilliant brilliant brilliant I say!” “Or to save on postage, I’ll poison him, with this!” “Oh feel the power Kronk! Do you feel it?” Then best boy says “Oh yeah, I feel it.”

[@mikefrost5575]

"Our hour of triumph approaches. Ha ha ha it's dinner time!"

[@confused_cc.0]

**really really REALLY dramatic music... **

[@pinkajou656]

@@confused_cc.0 **underground lightning**

[@cf5354]

Wow 666 likes

[@AK-Drakoin]

@@cf5354 would you look at that Now continue the quote chain 😈

[@garrito1016]

Me: How can anyone hate this movie? “By all accounts, it doesn’t make any sense”

[@NFSF1McLaren]

Wait, there are people who hate this movie? How...?

[@michaelstrong5383]

I guess they don't like how it doesn't take itself too seriously like most other Disney films around that time, but personally, I still love it.

[@NFSF1McLaren]

@@michaelstrong5383 I think the film not taking itself seriously was kind of a breath of fresh air from other more serious yet great reinassance movies. Maybe it's just my bias as a fan of comedies.

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@NFSF1McLaren A part of me would really love to see what the original Kingdom of the Sun version would have been like in its entirety, but I'm glad with what we got with this film.

[@josedavidcatemac406]

Probably because Kingdom of The Sun??

[@JacStone98]

I really do love the epilogue scene. It's so in-character for him and works better than being on-the-nose with his intentions and the lesson he learned.

[@corndog6269]

“Oh right, the poison” “The poison for Kuzco” “The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco” “Kuzco’s poison” *me typing my essay*

[@薇vern]

*must fill the word count*

[@a_cynical_mad_man_vods]

"That poison?"

[@imtrulygreg6707]

@99 Cent Bleach Oh, THAT poison!

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@imtrulygreg6707 Got you covered.

[@rockamanderseb7107]

@@mitchfletcher2386 Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@MrTriangleWorld]

Schaffrillas: “Kronk is the perfect Disney character.” Tamatoa: “Am I a terrible performance to you?”

[@ewankirby2602]

Close 3rd

[@ewankirby2602]

@Cubert Pigg *GENIE OF THE LAMP!!!*

[@livedandletdie]

Kronk is bae.

[@wisecrack3461]

You tryna tell me Tamatoa isn't a real person?

[@deismuarti]

Well tamatoa hasn't always been this glam

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

6:18 I still love that the cactus turns into a llama. Little touches like that slay me on my 150th watch through.

[@seijitheicedrake9487]

I.... I never noticed that....

[@orvillefischer7503]

@@seijitheicedrake9487 agree the foreshadowing before the transformation even happen is a clover small detail they put in

[@sabereagle9277]

2:42 is where you can see the plant normally

[@KingsleyIII]

I didn't need to watch a 15-minute video to tell me that The Emperor's New Groove is comedy gold. I've _known_ that it was comedy gold ever since watching it in the theater for the first time in December 2000 when I was 8. It is so funny, and so quotable, it was _instantly_ one of my favorite movies, and one that I still quote a lot today. The jokes really do age well, because every time I watch, I find new stuff to laugh at. Because of how well-written it is, it is every bit as fun to just _listen_ to. I've listened to about half of it on a ~35 minute car ride before, and I can tell you that while I do love the animation, the real magic is in the dialog, since most of the jokes are verbal. I think I have a quick wit mostly because this movie is so quick-witted. I love it!

[@aguyonyoutube4sure]

Kuzco: “Kmon nobody’s that heartless.” *Realization sounds*

[@sandywolfr26]

Also I love how it kuzco who realizes it. Unlike modern kids movies where they have to be told.

[@lizaglenn4927]

For some reason I thought it was a Kingdom Hearts reference

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Disney basically pretends this show never existed which is disappointing

[@SourRobo8364]

Which is weird since they made tv show based off of the series.

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

I Slay Goblins ikr

[@Xipheria]

K-U-Z-C-O

[@gracekim1998]

Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz I um still don’t know when or how the show fits into this😅 but I adore the show too

[@michaelstrong5383]

The show had its funny moments, but every episode has Kuzco learning the same lesson he learned in this movie.

[@AreYouNormalBass]

Kuzco’s character arc walked so Elsa’s character arc could... also walk (up a mountain and sing about it? I guess?)

[@sweetoil2952]

😂

[@xintlzer3354]

Hahahaha this would have been another great joke for breaking the 4th wall

[@fruzsimih7214]

Elsa was never a villain (at least, not in the movie), she was only hurt. It's quite different with Kuzco.

[@walfip_]

​@@fruzsimih7214 to be fair, Kuzco wasn't really a villain, even if he acted like one

[@WhiteTigerShiro]

The thing I love about the cow guard requesting to go home isn't so much that he's the only one who wants to be excused, but the way that he just takes it in stride. He doesn't freak out. He doesn't seem worried about the long-term consequences of being turned into a cow. He just casually asks to take the rest of the day off.

[@maroonggirl]

I like to imagine getting turned into a random animal is a job hazard he's used to. File a worker's comp claim for getting turned into an animal against his will, wait for an antidote, and pray no one tries to milk him.

[@waffleweirdo1252]

@@maroonggirl how do you milk a male cow

[@toumabyakuya]

@@waffleweirdo1252 Simple, you don't. Male cows don't exist, those would be called bulls. The guard not only got transformed into a cow but got his gender flipped too.

[@waffleweirdo1252]

@@toumabyakuyar/woooosh

[@toumabyakuya]

@@waffleweirdo1252 Dude, you do know that, unless I know you personally (something I don't), there was no way for me to know that that was a joke, right?.

[@kirbomatic1573]

"there's an art to nonsense humor." congratulations my man, you summed up Gen Z humor perfectly in one sentence.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Ehh, it's just repackaged Dadaism.

[@loriblackangelsnow]

i feel like the early 2000s were the golden time of nonsense humor tbh. like except for rick & morty all amazing nonsense humor shows and movies i know are from the early 2000s ...edit: before replying something along the lines of "Rick and morty came out in 2013" please do yourself a favor and Google what the word "exception" means... I'm legit surprised at how some people don't know what exceptions are..

[@furcifer1266]

I was searching for this comment omg

[@soop5467]

I can make Gen Z laugh with one word: manslaughter

[@flammyyyyy]

@@soop5467 oh I was gonna say weedeater

[@skullcapton499]

The cow joke is hard to get. The guy is a guard, and he got turned into a cow. cow guard = cow + guard = coward. I amma gonna go off myself now.

[@brunoreloco9137]

just commenting here so that your comment goes upper on the comment section

[@normanthedoorman205]

I thought the cow leaves because it used to be a male and cows are female

[@icy6c159]

Nolan Moffitt You and Skull Capton both make an interesting point

[@salmon6459]

I thought it was based off the phrase “till the cows come home” but it’s kinda a stretch

[@dollchomp]

I love how this comment is right under the comment you stole lmao

[@1Henrink]

Patrick Warburton voice acting for Kronk is so legendary that it's like his ultimate voice acting format.

[@sahiralopez6146]

Most iconic moment in the movie: “Are we going over a waterfall?” “Yep” “Sharp rocks at the bottom?” “Most likely” “...Bring it on”

[@jedimasteroptimusprime4375]

What about ya got me, by all accounts it doesnt make sense

[@imperialknight2514]

What about pull the lever kronk

[@Andrew.Grabowski]

“BOOYAAAAHAAAA!” As David Spade yelled as he fell over a waterfall. So hilarious.

[@haileymullican335]

And afterwards when the kids talked about their dreams in which their dad went over a waterfall and kissed a llama!

[@nataliaborys1554]

I love how they call out the trope like that. I love 4th wall humor tbh

[@stuckinquarantine4582]

Schaffrilas: **This movie is a comedic classic** Everyone: Oh yeah, *its all coming together*

[@Imag_ine]

😂👌

[@AManOnline.]

That pfp...

[@itskogaleeray398]

Your profile picture XDDD

[@JJ-no7bc]

Kronk

[@smae98]

No no, hes gotta point

[@mrgnarchr]

Kronk isn’t a a bro, he’s a Himbo. “Himbo” is what you wanted there

[@abbygleeson420]

Why Not Both

[@cractor6307]

​@@abbygleeson420 all himbos are bros but not all bros are himbos. Is an important distinction

[@mrgnarchr]

Abby Gleeson Kronk would need to be a bro to someone, who is he a bro to? Yzma? Being a bro to Yzma isn’t very bro.

[@cractor6307]

​@Storm Reaper VII a himbo is a sub category of a bro. Not all bros are inherently stupid so not all bros are himbos

[@boopityboopboop]

kronk best boi either way

[@skyhideaway]

honestly, Kuzco's arc is better than any of the other disney protagonists because there's this idea of making kids media protags as good and wholesome as possible. since they need to send a good message to the children watching. but it's much more impactful and rewarding to see a bratty and selfish person work hard to become good, rather than seeing an already good person slightly bettering themself by believing in themself or learning to be more confident.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Comedic timing MADE this movie. Without the perfect timing delivery, most of these jokes would suck. But, get enough simple jokes together, rapid fire them, have characters react/don't react accordingly, and you got a massive combo meter of hilarity! And of course, a lot of these jokes would be funny regardless, being well crafted to fit the characters, etc, but the timing just bumped it up to eleven!

[@jinkieez]

kronks timing was always perfect. his delayed reactions to things just crack me up everytime

[@coolbeanz1070]

9:35 My guy he didn’t just *run into him* he threw him *OFF HIS GROOVE*

[@laggingleland5608]

Do Not Disturb The Groove

[@kingsockrat8543]

He ruined the vibe and that is a crime

[@ChasehaWing]

"I'm so sorry, but you threw off the Emperor's groove."

[@dookisescobar6957]

"It didn't have to be like this, but you *did* throw off the emporer's groove."

[@davidtimmer596]

@@ChasehaWing SORRRRRRYYYYYYY!

[@fever1]

Kuzko : oh come on nobody that’s heartless .. *realization*

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

*to be continued*

[@cursedtails1249]

Lion sleeps tonight intensifies

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Kingdom Hearts.

[@bixbygal05]

*We'll* *Be* *Right* *Back*

[@macaroniman8122]

I’m very impressed by his character arc. He spends his entire life being told he’s the center of the world, and though it’s a long and tough journey, he corrects his ways with the help from an unlikely friend. It was nice. And kronk.

[@miloscott6617]

Mostly kronk.

[@EvOxDrama]

"for the last time, WE did not order a giant trampoline" me and my family still quote this all the time.

[@bailsplace4551]

My brothers and I quote the whole movie all the time

[@abadgurl2010]

I would've been like "Yes! Free trampoline, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@piretiris8223]

Good

[@tanukimika]

"well, you know what pal, you really could have told me that before I set it up" this part is hysterical to me honestly

[@rayraytail2825]

"I can't say I'm a fan of how the movie undermines alot of its emotion moments. Like when Pacha is really sad about his family home being uprooted, and then Kuzco pauses the movie-" *Xfinity ad interrupts video*

[@LuffyuzumakiPotter]

My ad was a kpop song video.

[@ellienara8610]

idk but I need to say it Pacha but with a tilde means time and space in Quechua ofc , uwu and Kusco is Cusco with different letters this is so random

[@loriblackangelsnow]

[insert joke about emperors new groove predicting youtube ads]

[@kaylar.5526]

My ad was for Purdue online degrees

[@watakashe6072]

The fact that every single line in this movie is quotable says a lot

[@jaycee65hithere65]

By all accounts, this doesn't make sense.

[@TazTheYellow]

So I've had a couple of Emperor's New Groove realizations today that I had to share here. Firstly, and realizing this was literally what made me pull up this video again, the "turning Kuzco into a flea" animatic shown at 5:25 is not merely nonsense humor like you were implying with your voice, but it brilliantly foreshadows the plot of the entire film: Yzma turns Kuzco into a different animal, sends him off on a wacky adventure, and tries to kill him when he returns. Secondly, Kronk pre-dated the "increasingly verbose meme" phenomenon well before its time with the "Kuzco's poison" scene.

[@tanandalynch9441]

Ah yes the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.

[@realsanmer]

The cow goes home because he was a guard that got turned into a cow. A cow guard. A coward.

[@infinitycookiesh6070]

Yeah its big brain time

[@saladhunterxx340]

impressive

[@PotionOfProof]

Mind blown

[@jaksida300]

That’s a /r/MovieDetails level stretch tbh.

[@Irondragon1945]

5 billion IQ

[@louhani6712]

James: Pull the lever, KZbin KZbin: *DEMONITISED* James: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEER!!!

[@robbieking4070]

Why do they even have that lever?

[@madmaster0015]

@@robbieking4070 “By all accounts, it doesn’t make any sense”

[@keynanmartinez]

Bring it on.

[@knightsteyri4122]

@@madmaster0015 But this time,it isn't funny.

[@brianmann9901]

I thought demonetization was gotten rid of because of Coppa?

[@harley69]

I was today years old when I found out Pacha and Sully have the same voice actor

[@marcohidalgo1101]

Also when finding out Piglet voices Rudy.

[@karikora8279]

@@marcohidalgo1101 WHAT

[@marcohidalgo1101]

@@karikora8279 The old man who threw off the emperor's groove is voiced by Piglet

[@strangerthingsfanthatsalso601]

@@marcohidalgo1101 that creeped me out. I will never see Piglet the same way again.

[@karikora8279]

Oooh, I knew that. When you said Rudy, Rudy Taboody from chalkzone popped into my head. Whoops.

[@KDBetter]

It was too short. That’s really it. It had everything it just went too fast. The characters are all amazing

[@TheRibottoStudios]

That Doofenshmirtz impression was *tight.*

[@DoctorHero]

Yes it did not look super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@pittzahat]

Even I can't do it naturally

[@gawkyadroit5869]

I genuinely didn't realise it was shafrillas until he talked about ads

[@viccyyboii3308]

@@DoctorHero Ah the First guy to tell fiction reference

[@waterlemonandfriends]

That Pitch Meetings reference must've been super easy, barely an inconvenience to come up with.

[@hermancrab1984]

Schaffrillas Productions: I'm Gonna put the sponsor at the start this time Me: Im sorry >10 >10 >10 > 10 > 10 > 10 >10

[@alittlebithailey5994]

Aidan Penn sketches same

[@jerrycoolmanio1]

I usually let the sponsor segment play out and scroll down to read a bunch of comments.

[@zai24]

Let me help you with that 1:29

[@personalover249]

I set my double tap to 5 seconds instead of 10, so I would have to tap 12 times for 60 seconds.

[@sunriseparrabellum5505]

PersonaLover249- Gacha Life Mini Movies and More! Cool

[@lxverdant1837]

"Don't tell me. Disney is going to make a live action remake of all their old movies". "Yep". "And each one is going to be worse than the last?" "Most likely ". *"Bring it on".*

[@Chagogo]

What if they take the opportunity to use the old Kingdom of the Sun script and slap it in a live action piece?

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

Robert Martindale Nah. That’s too complicated apparently. Gotta appease the stupid children AND the 25-35year olds that grew up with the original movie.

[@AZDfox]

I would honestly love a live action ENG, but I want David Spade dressed as a llama, and Patrick Warburton as Kronk.

[@jaimeluisi1807]

I'm pinning my hopes on Mulan, god I hope they don't fuck up Mulan as badly. As long as it is not outright terrible, I'll be fine.

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

@@jaimeluisi1807 don't worry, they'll butcher it so badly that you'll think it's an unnamed character in AoT...

[@zexionfan15]

"The idea is to present us with an absurd scenario or joke that doesn't follow any sort of conventional logic, deliver the joke quickly, then promptly move on without ever acknowledging it." So... Monty Python.

[@the_tactician9858]

Thing with ENG tho is that while the humour is absurd, it's not entirely without logic. On the surface there is no connection, but once you think about some of the jokes they are actually pretty clever, like the 'he's got a point' joke suddenly making more sense if you realize why the shoulder angel couldn't do a handstand (it's due to a mix between robe and gravity).

[@zexionfan15]

@@the_tactician9858 I was making a quote from the video itself and making the comparison that it's basically how Monty Python does half their comedy as well. Absurd situation that is meant to make you go "wait, what?" then move on before even acknowledging it. See: The Spanish Inquisition. The other thing Monty Python tends to do is escalate. They take a joke into the ground until it stops being funny, then they add a new layer to make it funny again. Then they drive THAT into the ground and add yet another layer. See: Dead Parrot.

[@kayhaven4710]

“For the last time, we did NOT order fifty giant trampolines!” “Well you know what buddy, you could’ve told me that before I set it all up!”

[@KJurewicz1022]

Kronk is a himbo and that’s a hill I will die on.

[@shockingheaven]

Not only he is a himbo, he is THE himbo

[@nathanielhaven3453]

Kronk walked so chris hemsworth could run.

[@microwave8931]

@@nathanielhaven3453 Kronk crawled so Chris can run

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

@@microwave8931 kronk sprinted across the map so Chris could fall flat on his face

[@lawlietyuri]

THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE

[@khaseulove]

this movie is inspired about the inkas in macchu piccu (Perú) and is really impressive that is no stereotypes about peruvians, and they make a good job making the places and the vestiments

[@Estrellita2251]

y e s

[@rickbardalesproductions1202]

Me too i live i'm peru

[@nicomoist5336]

@Kei Kira-Joestar yoooo yes!

[@scout360pyroz]

Peruvians and the Inca dont have enough of a presence in America's head for any sort of stereotype to have emerged and gotten into american movies, its not impressive and it shouldnt be surprising...

[@efraincelin1881]

Restrepo

[@DogManWes2790]

his face here 9:48 just always makes my heart warm up 🥰 I know that feeling when your favorite toys breaks or a loved one passes away and you just feel so bad and you blame yourself and you start to get depressed and then you're given a gift because you were sad it just makes me feel so happy deep down (I almost cried a couple times writing this I'm sorry if it sounded like a ramble)

[@RyMacG4]

“And then Kuzco pauses...” Ad Perfect timing

[@samdilophosaur9787]

ryanimation: animation and more not anymore 😔

[@RaYmOnDrOiD]

Emperor’s New Groove: _”Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”_ Kronk’s New Groove: *”Oh no, it’s all coming apart.”*

[@livedandletdie]

Kronk is bae.

[@donnamitsuki281]

I liked that movie as a kid bc Kronk But now... I still like it but it's no way NEAR the original

[@kyotheman69]

Emperor's New School, great stuff

[@maem7462]

Lol

[@MiloWildfire]

TOP 10 MOVIES DESCRIBED BY ITS OWN QUOTES

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement."_ *~ Yzma*

[@keynanmartinez]

*Why are we not remembering this well?*

[@bryngeiger7695]

Kronk - Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired. Yzma - I know. It's called a "cruel irony," like my dependence on you.

[@TirOrah]

This movie single-handedly made me a fan of Eartha Kitt. So sad she's no longer with us.

[@Aisha-lm6ux]

❤ 9:38 9:38

[@alexc5660]

People: talking about other comments saying 'oh yeah it's all coming together Me who has only seen one: by all accounts it doesn't make any sense

[@ipanesm]

New favourite comment

[@ButtersTheGreat1]

"Until the Cows come home" Thats why the cow can go home.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Don't remind me of home on the range... please.

[@Mr.Tacoman999]

oh yeah, its all coming together

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

Bruh

[@michaelvessel4604]

Wow, somehow I never realized that until now.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

"Reason number 2, look what I can do!" "What does that have to do with anything-?" "No no, he has a point." This is literally how arguments on the internet go nowadays.

[@cecillewolters1995]

Politics too

[@kommiekeegan]

it's because of the "card says moops" trick

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

7:11 to be fair, Pacha's reaction after seeing Kuzco after their argument, screams "dad energy". with him treating kuzco like a parent would treat a teenager who just told them "Just die, i want to be an orphan". The parent knows they don't mean it, and are just throwing a tantrum..... which kinda lines up with how their dynamic has been going up to that point

[@demonfigs3309]

When you're the comedic relief but end up with your own movie *KRONKS*

[@carodoesstuff5624]

JSDHKJHJVD;SJH;JDH;JSFKJ I CHOKED ON MY WATER

[@Thetrickyace]

*Laughs in Mater*

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

*K R O N K S*

[@KingsleyIII]

_Everything_ is comic relief in this movie, and I love it!

[@Camo-un8ee]

I dont think Kronks new groove is better, but oh man, is it a really fun movie

[@Danominator]

There was an ad right when you said "Kuzco pauses the movi-" and I find that hilarious.

[@nikib4586]

SAME

[@wikiwiki1093]

"Are we about to go over a huge waterfall?" "Yep" "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Most likely" "Bring it on."

[@lucynosbisch]

“BOOOYAAAAAHAHAAAA”

[@confused_cc.0]

That was the last thing they ever said

[@atruepanda1782]

That was one of the first 4th wall breaks I ever saw and I thought it was hilarious

[@kefkaconnoisseur]

Kronk ain’t a dudebro, he’s a goddamn himbo

[@jadeywadey1015]

this movie along with atlantis: the lost empire are underrated as HELL

[@fernagaric2705]

YES

[@autumn_west]

AMEN

[@mynamedontmatter4796]

did you know that atlantis was supposed to have a series but there was a problem and they just combined 3 ep. into one movie

[@midgetydeath]

Only by Disney.

[@simperorbubba_link8441]

@@mynamedontmatter4796 yeah, when I watched the sequel, I think I actually thought, "this is like episodes meshed together"