Schlatt Being a Drunk Driver for 15 Minutes Straight

schlatt being a drunk driver for 15 minutes straight.
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[@requiemriot8619]

He truly is God's drunkest driver.

[@cwyptt]

It’s the drunk crushers that get us in trouble.

[@CoolLookinPea]

He doesn’t make em like he used to

[@cgumby]

I'd say there were a few ahead of him, but they might not be around anymore

[@MAGICUSERNAME]

Good one

[@redmist6630]

"so my sister opened her little hidey hole" wtf schatt you are too drunk you should not be talking about that stuff keep it to yourself thanks

[@RandomStory420]

Truly nice of Schlagg to promote smaller people like Jschlatt. We need more people like him.

[@D7nrd]

Sadly the world isn't as humble as Schlagg

[@Jacob-qy8hd]

Didn't Jschlatt take over the channel?

[@RandomStory420]

​@@Jacob-qy8hd oh wait ur right 💀

[@izbyonok7518]

You meant Truly nice of "Schlagg" to promote smaller people like "Jschlatt"?

[@misstra_knowitall]

bro really just stole one of the top comments in another video?..

[@thejedigamer3647]

4:42 an excellent example of a perfectly timed dono

[@roobeedooo]

legendary

[@aaron_5994]

Crying xD

[@Johten]

I've rewound it ten times, I can't stop crying

[@sherrylong6968]

This mf a psychic XD

[@gamzeedick]

I love how when he was cursing out the donation it IMMEDIATLEY cursed him back

[@OfficialDololxl]

Even I was bamboozled 😂😭 I was like oh hell no it just cursed back bro, the ai is coming to life🤣

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

Made me fall over laughing

[@spicy1615]

Friendliest New Yorker exchange

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I don't know for sure, but I feel like that was a very New York moment.

[@AggrovatedAssault7144]

Made me spit out my tea😊

[@jesster2001]

God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers

[@Bonk_RN]

Match made in heaven

[@idk-_-]

@@Bonk_RNliterally

[@Tommy-hq1yz]

Jeeeeez bud. Lol

[@tbuckley2031]

That’s dark but like who’s to say a sober driver wouldn’t hit them

[@braxflip]

As he always says, "It's the drunk CRASHERS that get us in trouble. They set a terrible example for the rest of the drunk drivers who c- who can do- who-... i- and- and-".

[@lilyyoung7605]

😂

[@statomic]

joe biden arc

[@mrsharipov31]

anyway

[@BitLostHere]

stuttering like big ol joey bidnem

[@InfiniteGreninja]

He drunk crashed irl

[@kieku1745]

Sober + Schlatt = Schlober Drunk + Schlatt = Schrunk You’re welcome.

[@SadexTV]

Schlunk 🗿

[@josephjefferson7208]

I love that their is an option to translate this to english

[@mastercrow19]

​@@josephjefferson7208 It is funny

[@artan_kaare3504]

thats fucking funny

[@nuke_m4n]

​@@josephjefferson7208 its funny asf

[@doctoregg7908]

I agree, Schlatt is indeed a drunk driver. I guess he just bribes the police.

[@lilskelly999]

Bro called lester

[@HKMisawesome]

Actually, he seduces them 😂

[@dannyphantom2530]

He seduces them with his cat ears and choker, actually

[@rian753]

He Seduces the police with cateara and neck collar

[@tylerb.gaming762]

5:28 you can tell by hearing his voice that he is clearly drunk and not playing it up for the camera

[@santiagocastro6333]

"I'm sawry when ya get out of the car, even if ids your fault- FACK" Truly the greatest mind of our time

[@maxma1203]

he somehow got a thicker new york accent

[@mosgamingchannel1754]

STAWP!

[@jeffreyschilder7468]

He sounds like Joaquin Phoenix

[@Patrick462]

Normally I'm a "keep the small streamers small" guy, but this jschlatt seems like a good dude.

[@khato111]

Yeah I hate small streamers

[@Thunderstruc]

That fact that he keeps a bottle of jack Daniels by is desk is truly in schlatt style.

[@oftheHowl]

That was a new bottle, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe he just always has one on his desk and doesn't get a bottle for a specific stream

[@spiritboxyxbox]

@@oftheHowl bro chill its not that serious 💀 Go Green btw Owen

[@pacomg_2553]

​@@oftheHowlTBH any normal human that has a draining job just has a bottle of booze in one of their drawers

[@quandaledingle4941]

I aspire to be as good a drunk driver as "schlatt" and even though I'm nowhere close to 21 I'll still practice. Thank you for inspiring me big guy.

[@BigTastyApple]

Yes, my sister said she can't wait to get hammered at 21. I told she was starting too late. Been practicing since I was at the good ripe age of 9 💪

[@worth779]

Practice makes perfect! Remember, you'll get pulled over a LOT while learning. Just explain to the nice officers about the process, and it'll be fine!

[@Tommy-hq1yz]

No no no noooo 😅

[@Kooldood0874]

Schlatt: runs into one coming traffic Also schlatt: "GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!"

[@davidactylus9990]

4:52 PERFECT TIMING BRO! XD

[@MyCockExplodes]

I would 100% feel safe in a car with Schlatt

[@jacel987]

9:50 “little yapping shit” is now my favorite sentence

[@lokthrylarsen9492]

what schatt describes it as: the tragedy what chat describes it as: the comedy

[@critical_crunch]

The way the commenter at 4:51 knew Schlatt’s response and timed his own response right after it was gold

[@stardynamite3762]

Okay but the fact that his birthday is in between the death of the queen and 9/11 could not have been any better

[@seomews]

ngl the two planes on the highway coincidence is literally so fucking funny

[@lucasdematteo9266]

I love how he said its the drunk crashers and I am perfectly fine while his truck is upside down

[@Lemon_Slices]

8:58 I knew he was drunk as a skunk when he said 21nth

[@dannydecheeto5841]

6:32 sir there’s been a second plane

[@whattheduck2106]

Dude, the 3:44 pic is unironically really good, schlatt can pull off anything if he tried, really.

[@DEMON_LB]

2:22 THATS MY COMMENT HES READING!!!! IN A COMPILATION!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[@CheeseDoodoo]

yooo this needs more likes

[@CheeseDoodoo]

W

[@Jacob-qy8hd]

"I'm drinking safety" he says as he's hanging upside down in the oversized truck at the curb.

[@charmedrose8664]

truly nice of Shlagg to grace us with the remembrance of his amiable habit of drunk driving.

[@bhimaniamaan6924]

Man, I miss the truck simulator vods. They were so much fun to tune into, fr. I genuinely have good memories of taking a break from doing stuff to tune into them and just vibe for awhile. I think Schlatt said he has some bigger stuff on the horizon for this year, which probably explains why we haven't gotten a lot recently, I'm excited to see what he has in store!

[@anonymousanonymity2815]

The “ohhh I’m so drunk” at 5:36 destroys me😂

[@The_Remster]

1:34 she didn't didn't drop loot but I but she dropped a ton of experience

[@KarlSE-gc6cf]

Oh my god that a good one

[@Cop64]

“Why is there a plane crashed on the highway?” Utah has left the chat.

[@DylAn-so5bn]

The scream at 13:12 made me die

[@irunfastxc7288]

4:51 is PERFECT comedic timing 😂😂😂😂

[@RedRain0o0]

"I'm drinking and driving, but I'm doing it safely." - Schlatt, while sitting in an upside down truck

[@swissflxw2091]

I think we can all agree that Schlatt can drink and drive while holding a stream without any flaws

[@aslychair3096]

Not only hold it down, actively be super funny and keep up with his gimmicks.

[@swissflxw2091]

@@aslychair3096 truly a wizard

[@DatBoi69420]

2:11 I don’t know why but this one has me rolling lmao

[@TylerTMG]

took me a sec

[@TylerTMG]

HE HIT IT TWICE AND ITS TOUREAST LIKE THE EAST TOWER

[@weirdwillowtree4087]

5:13 In Canada because of how much us Canadians say sorry they made it so that saying "I'm sorry" in court isn't an admission of guilt^^

[@em4six348]

13:35 Funniest tts of the stream 💀

[@hogsrider8319]

Get this man behind some wheels

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Schlatt embodies the “Discomfort Streamer” title and I love it so much

[@Raccoonboi634]

This man. This drunk man. Is all we need in life.

[@DescendDab]

When I was around 14, my class did an excursion to a university called "TU Delft" (Netherlands). They had a (for the time) quite "immersive" simulation game to show you how hard it was to drive while drunk. And let me tell ya, now that I'm 21 I can say with full certainty that "drunk" at that university meant downing 2L of vodka because that simulation was insanely inaccurate lmao

[@Error_451]

So what you're saying is, you could go on one hell of a bender and be able to safely drive you and your drunk friends home? Count me in!

[@DeltaMarek]

10:10 I love how JSchlatt owns GamerSupps yet he drinks GFuel on stream instead of his own brands product.

[@brisaperez8431]

12:20 that's awkward..

[@Shutemei]

13:25 too true

[@MultiGerel]

schlatts american truck simulator streams were comedy gold

[@reekill_playlists]

I remember sitting at the lunch table that day while eavesdropping on this group of girls next to me, and one of them was apparently in theater that day when some kid was on their phone checking Google. The guy looks at the news tab, sees the victory, and shouts "THE QUEEN IS DEAD" and for some reason it is still one of the funniest things

[@DiamondTheGamer]

by god…he’s done it! he’s officially the world’s most drunk New Yorker (i hope Jambo is doing well💙)

[@Blackrain7070]

At least he's doing it in a simulator and not on the road (ever since 1999)

[@dairycream5]

"If you ever get into an accident, whether or not it is your fault, the first thing you say is NOOOOO-" -Jschlutt

[@bowencosta3305]

God gives his toughest battles to his drunkest drivers

[@Megan-gg3te]

I miss his drunk driving streams. Ive rewatched them all too many times

[@xxy-nxx890]

4:59 sent me omfg I love it so much

[@ALPHAMITEE]

I don't really know how to explain it, but Schlatt has the most out of pocket laugh I've ever heard. Every time he laughs it just feels like he shouldn't be😂

[@SuperduckMusic]

5:06 cut it and u get a funny

[@ogmango2457]

i would say we need more of this but that would just be feeding into his alcoholism even more

[@Magicjacken]

Schlatt is the person whose driving on the bridges in poly bridge

[@TheWikkdOne]

You truly know Schlatt's chat is mostly children when he is like 5 mins into the story and they still haven't moved on from "21th?!" 😂

[@TheSmallDan]

He’s the best drunk driver there is. The drunk crashers cause a certain bias to be forced onto the drunk drivers.

[@Lev069]

Most realistic crash I've ever seen

[@ksprdotexe]

the billboard at 3:49 is hilarious for this occasion

[@mosgamingchannel1754]

That was actually terrifying to see.

[@WoofInationXP]

he's been a drunk driving for far more than 15 minutes

[@jayayson8549]

The recorded stream bit reminded me of that guy who recorded a stream in an attempt to have an alibi after he kill his girlfriend 🥶

[@astra95r]

I have my driving test tomorrow, it's so nice of schlatt to show us how to drive :) Edit: I failed- Edit: Guys I failed again-

[@NutoriusTwizz]

Same

[@NutoriusTwizz]

I passed

[@mychemicalimbalance_]

Schat is genuinely the funniest person I’ve ever seen

[@kaileop5399]

Why is he so much nicer when he is drunk?.

[@aslychair3096]

Some people who drink just get that way. It's really interesting to look at how one person can drink just as much as another but one of them will be all giggling and telling you how much they love you, while the other will either be crying about who knows what or turns into a massive dickhead. Shlatt seems like a good guy to drink with though.

[@Staticblox]

I like how most of the donations are just asking Schlatt about his opinions on famous peoples death

[@saulgoodman3430]

schlatty daddy

[@ndnrelics2884]

You’re telling me you don’t close your eyes for long stretches on the road just to see how far you can get without killing someone” I thought I was the only one my guy😂😂

[@ShaggyRacc]

Gotta love how Schlatt already looks like a Trucker.

[@KyleX09]

I love at the very end Schlatt just dies from hitting someone

[@elderrusty541]

“She didn’t drop loot I didn’t kill her!” How would he know?

[@EpicViaMoment]

You can tell chat is 14 by how concerned they are abt the volume of alc he’s clapping his liver with💀

[@Idk-cy2sb]

Wut

[@tf_d]

or.. that.. chat is older than that? And that they understand the adverse effects of consuming too much alcohol?

[@justmega9569]

Spoken like a true alcoholic

[@xodyssy]

idk man as a 22 year old he's only beating me by a little bit

[@robolatiosshorts]

Schlatt: “I’m not responsible for any deaths of famous people” KZbin: gives a life insurance ad

[@maple_sider]

Love this video. One thing that stuck out was when he said saying sorry was an admission of guilt. In Canada, apologizing is not legally classified as an admission of guilt, was interesting to see that dichotomy in action.

[@CaptainChip501]

The back to back fu are top notch!

[@carlwitt3934]

The most infuriating thing about this video, is how often he's driving in the passing lane. From a guy who drives truck for real, I think I say this for everyone... GET OUT OF THE HAMMER LANE!!!!

[@Wired_User]

You’d hate to see how he avoids speeding tickets. He drives on the vibrating bump thing because the in game cops can’t see you there.

[@hugsfromcasey2863]

1:35 IM CRYING LMAOOO

[@Cool-Vest_Leo]

So great of Schlatt to bring his streaming equipment into his big-rig. It's both a great way to pass the time and a great way for him to earn some extra gig money.

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

I had my first drink at 21. Had a wine cooler and then tried beer a few months later and nearly puked at the taste. Then I bought tons of vodka and drank it without anything else

[@erikpetter1264]

O shit i was 16 when i had my first beer

[@pandaeyez]

"Your entire online persona is the New York accent-" Schlatt: "fuck you!" "fuck you" 😂😂😂😂

[@wombattakat]

Alternate title: every unexpected cop in american truck simulator

[@MoonIsOdd]

14:46 uh oh

[@shoots_U]

Bro shlatt just upload on the main channel

[@TLAMB2008]

I like how most of these clips talk about the queen.

[@mediummunchkin8891]

7:54 bob from the incredibles lookin

[@emma_nutella58]

My uncle is a master at drunk driving he only hits pedestrians that give him double points

[@lispydavid]

the video ive been waiting for. thank you

[@PetalButterflies]

4:20 currently watching on 9/11

[@Fredric_of_Canterbury]

You can take prince charles we don’t like him 0:52

[@ShrimpTavern]

this is the video where i find out schlatt is only 5 years older than me????????

[@negnarddingus2613]

The majority of vehicle crashes are sober so get drunk get safe boys

[@Mr.Turtle383]

2:26 The fact that hes yelling at the passenger and not the driver really shows how drunk he is.

[@TLAMB2008]

0:41 He said sweam. He’s already slurrin his words.

[@RJ-rt5os]

Schlatt raging while drunk is just me normally raging

[@frankierailfan4014]

Famous words from Bon Scott describing Jschlatt’s life, “I’m a special kind of drunkard, I drink to much.”

[@zaccwiggins]

“‘That’s how my dad died’?… I’m sorry (laughter)” -Jschlatt

[@DIORWASHERE]

Throughout heaven and earth, Schlatt alone is the drunken one

[@jaycollin5543]

6:57 talking about something happening may 2022... Uvalde happened and they mentioned this.

[@MrLandslide84]

LOL! Thank you for this, hilarious, subbing.