Schlatt Being a Drunk Driver for 15 Minutes Straight

[@RandomStory420]

Truly nice of Schlagg to promote smaller people like Jschlatt. We need more people like him.

[@D7nrd]

Sadly the world isn't as humble as Schlagg

[@Jacob-qy8hd]

Didn't Jschlatt take over the channel?

[@RandomStory420]

​@@Jacob-qy8hd oh wait ur right 💀

[@izbyonok7518]

You meant Truly nice of "Schlagg" to promote smaller people like "Jschlatt"?

[@misstra_knowitall]

bro really just stole one of the top comments in another video?..

[@requiemriot8619]

He truly is God's drunkest driver.

[@cwyptt]

It’s the drunk crushers that get us in trouble.

[@CoolLookinPea]

He doesn’t make em like he used to

[@cgumby]

I'd say there were a few ahead of him, but they might not be around anymore

[@MAGICUSERNAME]

Good one

[@redmist6630]

"so my sister opened her little hidey hole" wtf schatt you are too drunk you should not be talking about that stuff keep it to yourself thanks

[@thejedigamer3647]

4:42 an excellent example of a perfectly timed dono

[@roobeedooo]

legendary

[@aaron_5994]

Crying xD

[@Johten]

I've rewound it ten times, I can't stop crying

[@sherrylong6968]

This mf a psychic XD

[@braxflip]

As he always says, "It's the drunk CRASHERS that get us in trouble. They set a terrible example for the rest of the drunk drivers who c- who can do- who-... i- and- and-".

[@lilyyoung7605]

😂

[@statomic]

joe biden arc

[@mrsharipov31]

anyway

[@BitLostHere]

stuttering like big ol joey bidnem

[@InfiniteGreninja]

He drunk crashed irl

[@jesster2001]

God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers

[@Bonk_RN]

Match made in heaven

[@idk-_-]

@@Bonk_RNliterally

[@Tommy-hq1yz]

Jeeeeez bud. Lol

[@tbuckley2031]

That’s dark but like who’s to say a sober driver wouldn’t hit them

[@doctoreggg]

I agree, Schlatt is indeed a drunk driver. I guess he just bribes the police.

[@lilskelly999]

Bro called lester

[@ASecretWriter]

Actually, he seduces them 😂

[@dannyphantom2530]

He seduces them with his cat ears and choker, actually

[@rian753]

He Seduces the police with cateara and neck collar

[@Addy-ve1yc]

*seduces

[@kiekuYT]

Sober + Schlatt = Schlober Drunk + Schlatt = Schrunk You’re welcome.

[@SadexTV]

Schlunk 🗿

[@josephjefferson7208]

I love that their is an option to translate this to english

[@mastercrow19]

​@@josephjefferson7208 It is funny

[@artan_kaare3504]

thats fucking funny

[@nuke_m4n]

​@@josephjefferson7208 its funny asf

[@tylerb.gaming762]

5:28 you can tell by hearing his voice that he is clearly drunk and not playing it up for the camera

[@santiagocastro6333]

"I'm sawry when ya get out of the car, even if ids your fault- FACK" Truly the greatest mind of our time

[@maxma1203]

he somehow got a thicker new york accent

[@mosgamingchannel1754]

STAWP!

[@jeffreyschilder7468]

He sounds like Joaquin Phoenix

[@Kooldood0874]

Schlatt: runs into one coming traffic Also schlatt: "GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!"

[@Thunderstruc]

That fact that he keeps a bottle of jack Daniels by is desk is truly in schlatt style.

[@oftheHowl]

That was a new bottle, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe he just always has one on his desk and doesn't get a bottle for a specific stream

[@pacomg_2553]

​@@oftheHowlTBH any normal human that has a draining job just has a bottle of booze in one of their drawers

[@Patrick462]

Normally I'm a "keep the small streamers small" guy, but this jschlatt seems like a good dude.

[@khato111]

Yeah I hate small streamers

[@CallofFreaky]

You’re a gatekeeper, is what you mean

[@quandaledingle4941]

I aspire to be as good a drunk driver as "schlatt" and even though I'm nowhere close to 21 I'll still practice. Thank you for inspiring me big guy.

[@SuperInconspicuous]

Yes, my sister said she can't wait to get hammered at 21. I told she was starting too late. Been practicing since I was at the good ripe age of 9 💪

[@worth779]

Practice makes perfect! Remember, you'll get pulled over a LOT while learning. Just explain to the nice officers about the process, and it'll be fine!

[@Tommy-hq1yz]

No no no noooo 😅

[@davidactylus9990]

4:52 PERFECT TIMING BRO! XD

[@critical_crunch]

The way the commenter at 4:51 knew Schlatt’s response and timed his own response right after it was gold

[@I-like-geometrydash]

From the beer to the keys to the car to the tree

[@ZennerateMusic]

The Vortrox Conical Depression pfp is legendary.

[@Pkmn_Collector_0006]

From the beer to the keys to the car to the f a m i l y o f f o u r

[@lokthrylarsen9492]

what schatt describes it as: the tragedy what chat describes it as: the comedy

[@jacel987]

9:50 “little yapping shit” is now my favorite sentence

[@lucasdematteo9266]

I love how he said its the drunk crashers and I am perfectly fine while his truck is upside down

[@seomews]

ngl the two planes on the highway coincidence is literally so fucking funny

[@whattheduck2106]

Dude, the 3:44 pic is unironically really good, schlatt can pull off anything if he tried, really.

[@stardynamite3762]

Okay but the fact that his birthday is in between the death of the queen and 9/11 could not have been any better

[@TheCharmedRose]

truly nice of Shlagg to grace us with the remembrance of his amiable habit of drunk driving.

[@bhimaniamaan6924]

Man, I miss the truck simulator vods. They were so much fun to tune into, fr. I genuinely have good memories of taking a break from doing stuff to tune into them and just vibe for awhile. I think Schlatt said he has some bigger stuff on the horizon for this year, which probably explains why we haven't gotten a lot recently, I'm excited to see what he has in store!

[@anonymousanonymity2815]

The “ohhh I’m so drunk” at 5:36 destroys me😂

[@Jacob-qy8hd]

"I'm drinking safety" he says as he's hanging upside down in the oversized truck at the curb.

[@weirdwillowtree4087]

5:13 In Canada because of how much us Canadians say sorry they made it so that saying "I'm sorry" in court isn't an admission of guilt^^

[@Cop64]

“Why is there a plane crashed on the highway?” Utah has left the chat.

[@swissflxw2091]

I think we can all agree that Schlatt can drink and drive while holding a stream without any flaws

[@aslychair3096]

Not only hold it down, actively be super funny and keep up with his gimmicks.

[@swissflxw2091]

@@aslychair3096 truly a wizard

[@RedRain0o0]

"I'm drinking and driving, but I'm doing it safely." - Schlatt, while sitting in an upside down truck

[@oh_its_riptide]

0:08 WE VOTING JOE BIDEN BACK INTO OFFICE WITH THIS ONE!!!

[@DittoGTI]

This aged well

[@oh_its_riptide]

@@DittoGTILMAO

[@Cheeto80085]

6:32 sir there’s been a second plane

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Schlatt embodies the “Discomfort Streamer” title and I love it so much

[@The_Remster]

1:34 she didn't didn't drop loot but I but she dropped a ton of experience

[@KarlSE-gc6cf]

Oh my god that a good one

[@DeltaMarek]

10:10 I love how JSchlatt owns GamerSupps yet he drinks GFuel on stream instead of his own brands product.

[@irunfastxc7288]

4:51 is PERFECT comedic timing 😂😂😂😂

[@Lemon_Slices]

8:58 I knew he was drunk as a skunk when he said 21nth

[@DatBoi69420]

2:11 I don’t know why but this one has me rolling lmao

[@TylerTMG]

took me a sec

[@TylerTMG]

HE HIT IT TWICE AND ITS TOUREAST LIKE THE EAST TOWER

[@DylAn-so5bn]

The scream at 13:12 made me die

[@Raccoonboi634]

This man. This drunk man. Is all we need in life.

[@dairycream5]

"If you ever get into an accident, whether or not it is your fault, the first thing you say is NOOOOO-" -Jschlutt

[@ALPHAMITEE]

I don't really know how to explain it, but Schlatt has the most out of pocket laugh I've ever heard. Every time he laughs it just feels like he shouldn't be😂

[@DEMON_LB]

2:22 THATS MY COMMENT HES READING!!!! IN A COMPILATION!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[@CheeseDoodoo]

yooo this needs more likes

[@CheeseDoodoo]

W

[@JugglingJuggalos]

Why do you sound like Ben Shapiro?

[@pandaeyez]

"Your entire online persona is the New York accent-" Schlatt: "fuck you!" "fuck you" 😂😂😂😂

[@DiamondTheGamer]

by god…he’s done it! he’s officially the world’s most drunk New Yorker (i hope Jambo is doing well💙)

[@MultiGerel]

schlatts american truck simulator streams were comedy gold

[@TheWikkdOne]

You truly know Schlatt's chat is mostly children when he is like 5 mins into the story and they still haven't moved on from "21th?!" 😂

[@Megan-gg3te]

I miss his drunk driving streams. Ive rewatched them all too many times

[@robolatiosshorts]

Schlatt: “I’m not responsible for any deaths of famous people” KZbin: gives a life insurance ad

[@hogsrider8319]

Get this man behind some wheels

[@reekill_playlists]

I remember sitting at the lunch table that day while eavesdropping on this group of girls next to me, and one of them was apparently in theater that day when some kid was on their phone checking Google. The guy looks at the news tab, sees the victory, and shouts "THE QUEEN IS DEAD" and for some reason it is still one of the funniest things

[@ogmango2457]

i would say we need more of this but that would just be feeding into his alcoholism even more

[@Blackrain7070]

At least he's doing it in a simulator and not on the road (ever since 1999)

[@em4six348]

13:35 Funniest tts of the stream 💀

[@bowencosta3305]

God gives his toughest battles to his drunkest drivers

[@chemicallykayla]

Schat is genuinely the funniest person I’ve ever seen

[@astra95r]

I have my driving test tomorrow, it's so nice of schlatt to show us how to drive :) Edit: I failed- Edit: Guys I failed again-

[@NutoriusTwizz]

Same

[@NutoriusTwizz]

I passed

[@TheSmallDan]

He’s the best drunk driver there is. The drunk crashers cause a certain bias to be forced onto the drunk drivers.

[@DescendDab]

When I was around 14, my class did an excursion to a university called "TU Delft" (Netherlands). They had a (for the time) quite "immersive" simulation game to show you how hard it was to drive while drunk. And let me tell ya, now that I'm 21 I can say with full certainty that "drunk" at that university meant downing 2L of vodka because that simulation was insanely inaccurate lmao

[@Error_451]

So what you're saying is, you could go on one hell of a bender and be able to safely drive you and your drunk friends home? Count me in!

[@brisaperez8431]

12:20 that's awkward..

[@ShaggyRacc]

Gotta love how Schlatt already looks like a Trucker.

[@ksprdotexe]

the billboard at 3:49 is hilarious for this occasion

[@mosgamingchannel1754]

That was actually terrifying to see.

[@Magicmarina]

Schlatt is the person whose driving on the bridges in poly bridge

[@Staticblox]

I like how most of the donations are just asking Schlatt about his opinions on famous peoples death

[@RedPandalover-n8c]

I love how he just pulls out an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in the begging 😂😂😂

[@jayayson8549]

The recorded stream bit reminded me of that guy who recorded a stream in an attempt to have an alibi after he kill his girlfriend 🥶

[@NukedKnight]

he's been a drunk driving for far more than 15 minutes

[@maple_sider]

Love this video. One thing that stuck out was when he said saying sorry was an admission of guilt. In Canada, apologizing is not legally classified as an admission of guilt, was interesting to see that dichotomy in action.

[@caharlis]

5:03 genuinely thought he almost slipped up

[@xxy-nxx890]

4:59 sent me omfg I love it so much

[@rajmohabe8412]

0:15 straight from the bottle is crazy

[@FrutigerTB]

5:40 Is my dad when he's on the road 😭

[@ndnrelics2884]

You’re telling me you don’t close your eyes for long stretches on the road just to see how far you can get without killing someone” I thought I was the only one my guy😂😂

[@kcnoel5270]

Honestly, only shlatt can get away with having weapons and alcohol on camera and I love it

[@Shutemei]

13:25 too true

[@Ze_Techno]

3:46 the fact that the sign says "drink, drive, lose." kills me x)

[@elderrusty541]

“She didn’t drop loot I didn’t kill her!” How would he know?

[@Cool-Vest]

So great of Schlatt to bring his streaming equipment into his big-rig. It's both a great way to pass the time and a great way for him to earn some extra gig money.

[@carlwitt3934]

The most infuriating thing about this video, is how often he's driving in the passing lane. From a guy who drives truck for real, I think I say this for everyone... GET OUT OF THE HAMMER LANE!!!!

[@Wired_User]

You’d hate to see how he avoids speeding tickets. He drives on the vibrating bump thing because the in game cops can’t see you there.

[@KyleX09]

I love at the very end Schlatt just dies from hitting someone

[@SuperduckMusic]

5:06 cut it and u get a funny

[@frankierailfan4014]

Famous words from Bon Scott describing Jschlatt’s life, “I’m a special kind of drunkard, I drink to much.”

[@Lev069]

Most realistic crash I've ever seen

[@bluegamer75100O]

2:13 is crazy

[@albertstrauss8287]

Dear Schlatt A couple fridays ago I drank an entire fireball on my own at a party celebrating finishing 9th grade. Woke up with dirty as bloodied knees from all the times I ate shit and kissed the concrete. I also climbed up a lamppost by about 3 meters, ran around and performed stunts for random ass people. Went home and wrote a fucking poem about how fun it was to be drunk and my self-destructive pursuit of happiness. Love from Albert.

[@Koda-l5w]

my favorite time stamps: 1:35 loot lizzy, 2:13 no more lizzy, 2:51 our lord schlatt 🙏

[@kaileop5399]

Why is he so much nicer when he is drunk?.

[@aslychair3096]

Some people who drink just get that way. It's really interesting to look at how one person can drink just as much as another but one of them will be all giggling and telling you how much they love you, while the other will either be crying about who knows what or turns into a massive dickhead. Shlatt seems like a good guy to drink with though.

[@outmywritemind1739]

6:18 "they wont ID you in first class" im sorrry Schlatt they dont ID you because you look like youre pushing 35

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

I had my first drink at 21. Had a wine cooler and then tried beer a few months later and nearly puked at the taste. Then I bought tons of vodka and drank it without anything else

[@erikpetter1264]

O shit i was 16 when i had my first beer

[@Mr.Turtle383]

2:26 The fact that hes yelling at the passenger and not the driver really shows how drunk he is.

[@slayedice1647]

The end scene had me laughing so hard I almost threw up, cried, and shit myself laughing.

[@popelover_]

This man is doing the Lord’s work. God bless Schlatt

[@jaycollin5543]

6:57 talking about something happening may 2022... Uvalde happened and they mentioned this.

[@saltyXoloco]

4:44 is the new york “thank you”

[@EpicViaMoment]

You can tell chat is 14 by how concerned they are abt the volume of alc he’s clapping his liver with💀

[@Idk-cy2sb]

Wut

[@tf_d]

or.. that.. chat is older than that? And that they understand the adverse effects of consuming too much alcohol?

[@justmega9569]

Spoken like a true alcoholic

[@xodyssy]

idk man as a 22 year old he's only beating me by a little bit

[@Helboy09]

Bro lost to a pre written message😂 4:52

[@TheOrangeBottleCap]

Bruh during that whole chicken nugget thing I remembered how my girl never had chicken nuggets till she met me now shes addicted to them lmao

[@andydoesit]

first video i’ve ever seen of yours, subscribed.

[@JessePinkman_69420]

8:14 I had no clue anyone from Shlatt's chat knew about Boston, and my dad actually met Brad Delp from Boston in 1990 'cause he had to fix Brad's jacuzzi, and I was just singing part of Boston's song " Amanda " what a fuckin' coincidence

[@zaccwiggins]

“‘That’s how my dad died’?… I’m sorry (laughter)” -Jschlatt

[@gmbill6831]

12:33 wait is it bad that I test that sometimes????

[@CaptainChip501]

The back to back fu are top notch!